Gravel On The Road | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

bit.ly/theovonclips

[@Alexfromthe6]

Gang gang

[@K31R616]

SAND CASTLE Sweet is the dream that hovers above your sorrow. “Someday” is the time when all you believe in comes true. While you wait, climb the stairs of knowledge like prayers to the tower of Spiritual Awakening where your Heart sees the Truth by the Light of your kindness. You know you can never be happy while even one innocent being suffers. Step gently with each thought, for though it disappears behind you far into the mist of time, what awaits you is that which your thoughts have created. If there is not Love in your mansion, though it be filled with jewels it is cold and empty inside. When you knock on the door of your Future, it is only you that will answer. You cannot avoid the mirror. Your reflection will reveal your gratitude. The Universe will return your generosity. Dream well, Children. Have faith in your fantasy. Today it comes True. -Gary Becker

[@johnself463]

Look up Tina kindred prins on Facebook

[@gilbertgomez5042]

$45 for slides

[@danielstephenson7720]

Gang gang from Brisbane Australia 🇦🇺

[@demitrioskarageorgos7589]

Theo looks like he'll give you a restaurant recommendation for "the best burger joint in town" but that place closed six years ago.

[@bigestbiggy8214]

Me too

[@robstack3712]

Funny, but he is NOT

[@paytonmassey27]

Hahahahha

[@Kryptospotted]

this actually happened to me once. "it's called burger king. it's right down the road"

[@alexhidell663]

Exactly bro!

[@thebeaver6596]

Your not being a downer Theo we love hearing how you feel, that’s why we listen. God bless Theo love ya bruh

[@kkkkit]

And that’s why he says it. It’s not real, everything is a joke remember

[@Spokes2024]

Real $h!T!!! GANG GANG!!!! Much love Theo!!

[@bhikhusinglodha9220]

O

[@davidcrescencio4483]

speak for yourself

[@craftycraff7938]

Amen

[@rhyansmith5214]

I doubt you’ll see this Theo, but the part when you said “ I want to be a solution in the world”. You already are man, so many of us listen to you to work out our own, and just have a laugh when we need it. Seriously man, you do so much for all of us. Love you brother

[@MantissToboggan]

Bruh what a comment. This is beyond facts.

[@Doodchillbro]

amen

[@Hitman-tk6en]

Amen brother praise the lord!

[@denuf23]

45:16 “i want to be a part of a solution in the world” my response to you theo is that you already are. You make hundreds of thousands of people laugh and smile every week. You’re already the solution. Gang gang

[@stormyvibez]

Yes! I agree! Gang

[@bmthornell]

I was thinking “is Theo holding AMC?”

[@mikewhite4264]

Rat king when you and riff raft going to do the damn thing again. That was a CLASSIC...

[@MikeF031]

Hell yeah

[@user-rg6pc7ye6t]

Pg !ptl ..gang gang

[@Im-just-Stardust]

Theo has been talking about being depressed for a while now. Don't give up Theo. Maybe take some vacation my brother.

[@Alexfromthe6]

Because it doesn’t go away. And it’s hard to ask for help especially when your a celebrity like him. But he’s a human being just like us. I wish I could hang out with him and share stories. My father is from Latin America as well.

[@surfinsilver]

@@Alexfromthe6 I really really wish I could meet him... he seems like the type of celebrity I really do need to meet. Down to earth, connected spiritually, he’s just the best, and I’d honestly pay to meet him. And you wouldn’t catch me dead saying that about anyone else rn

[@Alexfromthe6]

@@surfinsilver I agree amigo.

[@informationageenterprise2184]

Taking a moment to appreciate Theo calling Paul Revere “the original drunk driver”

[@status0]

I was legit about to comment that, and its the first comment i see

[@awesomedave8484]

Wishing anyone struggling in life the strength to stay positive and come out on top!

[@thatdutchguy89]

Gang gang

[@Last_Chance.]

Thanks brother

[@chek33official]

Wish you all the best Dave, gang gang

[@hykeeba-9254]

Gang

[@hykeeba-9254]

Happy pride but also NH ❤️🏳️‍🌈 😂

[@butchxflaccidy996]

Theo calling Prince Harry “Little Marky” is my favorite thing I’ve ever heard

[@Krim707]

It’s a profoundly funny thing

[@krischanlive]

Don't know if Theo or his team read the comments, but I really appreciate you guys. Best podcast out there, glad I found this, love!

[@ghost_in_the_robot]

Theo is the most real person on all of youtube. I appreciate the sincerity.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

He's actually the most fiction in podcasting. He makes shit up off the top of his head lmao

[@ghost_in_the_robot]

@@thedonofthsht76-58 do you even watch his videos? The guy speaks on his struggles with addiction, dating life, staying motivated and positive. His whole thing is the Dark Arts. The fiction you point out is thinnly veiled humour with grains of truth and wisdom if you're able to comprehend Theo's mastery of metaphors and parables. Like i said, the guy is emotionally vunerable. He remembers all his friends from his past like Billy Conforto. RIP.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@ghost_in_the_robot calm down there deep diver. He makes up a lot of shit still

[@thebeaver6596]

@@ghost_in_the_robot praise god baby

[@ghost_in_the_robot]

@@thedonofthsht76-58 Yeah... It's called comedy? Humour? Perhaps you have heard of it before? You exaggerate the truth and embelish to get a satirical reaction.

[@dario6950]

When Theo talks about being sad, it makes me feel like Im not the only one thats sad sometimes, so keep it coming brother we gonna get trough this

[@OurBlackFriend]

"A Biscuit will beat the Hell out of a Scone" NEEDS to be a shirt lol

[@OurBlackFriend]

With a little graphic of a biscuit standing over a scone like Ali standing over Liston

[@capealio]

I musta missed that part. Timestamp?

[@OurBlackFriend]

@@capealio less than 5 in lol, round 4:10

[@brendanschnabel188]

Facts Hahahaha 🇺🇸 >>> 🇨🇳

[@meranyleuraq6128]

Needs to be on a mat

[@declankane3749]

Theo looks like Ace Ventura's little brother from Louisiana.

[@NanNanNABooBoo]

Wouldn't mind seeing remake of that with Theo(you already know hes about that stray animal belt life)

[@leovilla1857]

Von is just short for Ventura

[@boostgoober7262]

Hahahaha

[@joeysalas5345]

Spade Venture #gang

[@johnnie543]

Claude Vendre?

[@richtig_wichtig]

believe me Theo, you ARE already a big solution in the world. I feel so lonely these times and when i listen to your podcasts i feel somehow connected again and its like we spend time together. i laugh so hard on your jokes and i can relate to so much stuff you talk about. you do better work than my therapists. you are a special soul man. thanks!

[@auroraborealis13579]

I second that.

[@brandongay1315]

Gang

[@lancecourts5943]

Gang

[@TheJCinator]

Theo look like an undercover cop at a post Malone concert

[@bigestbiggy8214]

Me too

[@MAJALIJU]

Not only genius level jokes but damn the positivity and good vibes always cheer me up

[@3DomSculpts]

Theo looks like he teaches "Karate" to middle aged women in the Canary Islands. Gang.

[@schoooooles]

😂😂😂😂

[@ffnovice7]

Slangang

[@descripto2586]

Sort of, he teaches kama sutra.

[@josegarcia-is6wu]

@@DDDDdJagr so you got nothing good to say. Your comment was shit lol not meh.

[@Last_Chance.]

Kiyahh!! Gang

[@yaboypeterwithahardr]

Theo looks like a Florida toll booth worker that asks for a little "extra change" for his coke habit. PTL

[@Usergx-3047]

That’s exactly where he got this shirt

[@ffnovice7]

PGB

[@nicksilver_music]

Repping that White POWDER 👌🎱

[@jarrodammons8915]

Definitely a skyway bridge toll shirt

[@arsek503]

Only Theo Von can make you cry and then laugh before the tears even off your face..

[@spicetalk8672]

I am 24 and don't have a family of my own , but I'm glad to have meet Theo Von . Gang gang

[@barefootingbrad22]

First time watching the podcast. Saw theo on tiktok talking about being sober and thought I'd give it a look. Couple minutes in and I felt like I could trust this guy and I could talk to him. Very real guy and I'm happy I found this. I want theo von to be my best friend

[@SpeedOfThought1111]

"I'll restack your spine. They call me Jimmy-Jenga" almost made me spew lmao

[@bigestbiggy8214]

Spew

[@roughlyspeaking3895]

I feel like Peloton maybe doesn't know who Theo's audience is, but I'm glad they're sponsoring the podcast.

[@marksmith3991]

Ye man I ain't getting on a bike that goes nowhere

[@auroraborealis13579]

I’m thinking about it. I wanna work out in the AC!

[@brookeb452]

I think if it wasn’t more than many make in a week, there would probably be a lot more ppl willing to buy them. I know I would at least ha

[@kkkkit]

@@brookeb452 I’d say a month!

[@auroraborealis13579]

@@brookeb452 it’s almost more than I make in a month! I feel you! 😂

[@johnblanchard2520]

That intro, with the music and the message, that’s what we came for! That’s the Theo everyone wants a piece of! Gang Gang bro! Thank you for taking it back to how it once was.

[@gchros9292]

Helping single moms is so damn cool. Theo, I will just say this. You are a good dude. Don't ever think anything different. Keep on keepin on my man.

[@danthonybomes9423]

Simp

[@jacobbuley3414]

“It’s hard to get your hands dirty when you gotta high five someone with a clean hand every day”

[@auroraborealis13579]

Poetic

[@spookeddudedevito]

I've done some of my best partying by myself. Gang.

[@jontravolta7971]

I can't make friends either

[@Ashley_Schaeffer]

Is there any other way to party??

[@St.nobody]

Shout out to my homies with lights that change colors in their room for when they snort ketamine

[@Last_Chance.]

Word

[@maljayworldstar776]

Making friends is just simply meeting the same person at a different location and saying “hey weren’t you at?...”

[@nirtdapper]

Lost a childhood friend of mine to drugs a few years ago. Thanks for speaking on your own experiences Theo, it helped me process mine a bit more. Gang.

[@Ohyouknowit]

The “learn how to prov-alone” line when he’s talking about the guy dong things like making cheese by himself was genius.

[@nandakumar8936]

A comedian that looks like a dj on a cruise ship and talks at times like a pastor. This man is chaos.

[@Spongekelp]

The outlet mall talk is taking me out. “A shirt made of collars”

[@maxim9461]

I was trying to watch the Podcast without laughing but I only made it to about 2 minutes The shirts with ONLY collars got me

[@SuperCanonshooter]

That one got me genuinely cracked up!

[@juiicex2]

Yeah same !

[@juiicex2]

That shirt comment is what makes Theo, Theo

[@rburke1017]

Then when he says it was a very professional shirt 😂😂😂

[@rachaelrae]

Theo, 2021: "It's like a halfway house for... Capitalism....basically." Gang gang

[@jakestagg]

Think I love you

[@jessicajorge4801]

I swear to god everything he says should be put on t-shirts. No context necessary.

[@jakestagg]

@@jessicajorge4801 I would like to take you on a date

[@K31R616]

@@jakestagg - Dude, stop. Get out of the damn house!

[@LeeC58]

@@K31R616 Lol turn the hose on him bud👍

[@ontariofarmer1336]

Really felt like I could use this right now. Thanks theo ! I'm trying to win my love back and everyday I'm trying to better myself. God bless you all

[@JRC_86]

Theo’s hot tub bit is legendary. Gang brother and PTL.

[@benmikola]

link?

[@JRC_86]

@@benmikola 19:50 Gang shit brauhhh

[@CezaMVO]

It's like theo's mind has to take a pause every now and then, to fully take in how to say the genius that goes on in his head. He can't just tell you something straight, he makes the most simple things exaggerated and extraordinary

[@siddhesvara]

Yes yes yes. How has Mensa not recognizef this yet?! LOL.

[@CezaMVO]

@@siddhesvara one day!

[@mallorymusallam9588]

Omg yessss. I really think his brain is firing on a whole different realm

[@davis4218]

When are we, the fans of Theo, gonna get our shit together and make a giant coffee table book full of Theoisms?

[@schoooooles]

Do it, bruh

[@bmthornell]

He’s got to get a good % of Sales.

[@sebp400]

Followed by the book of Theo youtube roasts. It's my favorite thing to read while listening to the podcast.

[@xaviernavy]

Take my money…

[@Eddie9V]

Ayee gang gang thanks Theo for playin my song agin. Love ya brother.

[@CezaMVO]

Theo is the prime example of how being successful, rich, and famous, means absolutely nothing if you dont have your peace. I hope he finds it one day.

[@CBReptiles1]

That’s just it though he’s not rich

[@CezaMVO]

@@CBReptiles1 guy you're high, yeah he is, he just doesnt like to brag about it or show it off. And that's what makes him great.

[@CBReptiles1]

Google says less than a million net worth. That’s all I’m saying is that isn’t rich these days

[@CaliWilderness]

Theo looking like he workin a Sunglass Hut kiosk in the mall.

[@nicksilver_music]

Lol is this Weekend at Bernies "The Ressurection"

[@jeffreymoran6234]

In oakwood mall,Theo would know that mall real good.

[@FelonyChris]

So coked out he gotta wear a headband at all times.

[@maxmeeks9910]

Theo is the man at the fair in the dunk tank.

[@thetruthmessenger6358]

My favs are THEO doing SOLO podcasts......PURE GOLD.......plus lots of other elements....GANG GANG 2021 TRUTHS>

[@jtotherog]

I feel you. 🤙

[@onestarflag9876]

Theo: "people say they wanna eat clean"... here's you a deep fried towel. I died 🤣 PG.

[@asholegau]

LOLLLLL!!

[@JRC_86]

"They'll jump start a Civic with them milk knuckles." 💀☠️

[@nicksilver_music]

She out there showing that Slick Wallet? Even his throw aways are so funny

[@JRC_86]

@@nicksilver_music Agreed. This episode was epic.

[@QuixoticOdyssey]

100% profound statement theo about how all the videos on phones, people would rather watch things that happened on the internet and dont care about what story the guy in the booth behind them at the diner might have.

[@notmychairnotmyprblm]

“You’re out there.. knobbin’ on a couple Monsanto muffins dude.. now your mustache won’t grow, you don’t know what’s going and your tongue tastes like soy beans.” 😂

[@chezaraeyothers5164]

I seen an episode of most dangerous jobs and at #3 they listed "Being Theo's childhood friend"

[@rancewhite9312]

Theo lookin like This Past Weekend at Bernies. Gang Shit bruh praise god.

[@xaviernavy]

This comment is why I come here.

[@benculver6133]

"Outlet malls are the halfway houses for capitalism." Brilliant!

[@JustCallitpodcast]

Most imaginative comedian off the top of the head magician

[@JustCallitpodcast]

Thanks

[@PearlDrumsHead]

HELL YEA, waking up on my birthday to some gym time and THIS PAST WEEKEND!! Let’s go baby boy GANG!

[@ralanbek95]

Get after it 🤘

[@Johaneeeek]

theo looks like he plays the bongos for george michael

[@declankane3749]

Nice one lol

[@squirrelsrock385]

I lost it at, 'I drove over here. I'm going to see if they can still get me in!' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@twarken5078]

Theo looks like he chauffeurs juice-heads around Key West on a rusty rickshaw for sinister IOU’s.

[@MrDzdevil]

"Apparantly the import/export busines is we're just all sharing a bunch of fuck-tards" omg theo you made my week with that one, your stupidity level is at an all time high, thanks so much for all you do brotha!💕

[@carolinagirl7596]

“A biscuit would beat the hell out of a scone.” Theo Von I love the way he accurately but indirectly referred to Prince Harry and Markle as fucktards. 😂🤣😂 Theo saying all the things I’ve been thinking, and I appreciate you for that.

[@Monsterofmyths]

I just want a theo dj hour, I'd listen to that shit gang baby.

[@amandal4419]

#TheoThurrrrsdays

[@Last_Chance.]

@@amandal4419 light of my life

[@amandal4419]

@@Last_Chance. fate should've made me a gentleman's wife 🌞

[@tonywooten596]

I'm stealing those dance moves

[@Tw33tMonsta14]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Theo doesn’t have an internet connection in his home

[@gs6151]

You don’t bring a Blooming Onion to a BLOOMING ONION .

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

You know it’s a good place you’re going to if you have gravel in the road. Gang gang daddy. Onward!

[@shaunamills4926]

The first 20 seconds and I already can’t😂😂

[@maxim9461]

he got me at 2 minutes with the shirts with only collars

[@jakestagg]

I love you shauna

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@jakestagg bro go lap some water off the floor you thirsty dog

[@jakestagg]

@@thedonofthsht76-58 haha you right lol who the fuck does that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@jakestagg lmaooo

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

When you realize anytime Theo says "uhh or umm" he's making something up or lieing about something.. lmao

[@CheeseBurgerSugar]

Or when he says “huh” when someone says something so he can buy time to think. I love it all

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@CheeseBurgerSugar exactly 🤣🤣🤣

[@GraddyWolf]

He’s a comedian doing comedy. Imagine ever thinking it was all real

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@GraddyWolf yea thanks for the explanation that I didnt need.

[@bradfromorion]

Outlet mall bit was 🔥 cracking me up for real🤣🤣🤣

[@FlockNFroth]

Theo looks like he sells bootleg houseplants out of a van at the beach

[@capealio]

What is a bootleg houseplant

[@FlockNFroth]

@@capealio Exactly. *looks around* Now do you want this Yucca or not?

[@amandal4419]

@@capealio if you have to ask you can't afford it my man 🤷

[@capealio]

@@amandal4419 bootlegs are cheap. Your logic appears to be non-existent. just like bootleg houseplants

[@amandal4419]

@@capealio it's a joke bro. Damn your life really that rough to be on here like this over bootleg houseplants. There's a movie called Beerfest. Go check it out and come back to me with an honest review, my love. 💋

[@tommoore7982]

Thank you theo for making discussing mental health and addiction less taboo. A true inspiration.

[@semirjemill]

Theo looks like he still hasn’t recovered from the weekend with Casey Frey PTL

[@13nohead]

Right

[@legendarykielbasapower525]

Casey Frey has the personality of a cast iron pan

[@semirjemill]

@@legendarykielbasapower525 casey sounds like his entire bloodline died from a disease and hes the only one left

[@jasonthompson2406]

@@13nohead just got a cast iron pan in the mail lmao gang baby!

[@bigestbiggy8214]

@@jasonthompson2406 Cook me some eggs. I like them a little more done then sunny side up but I little less cooked than fried. Some hash browns would be nice too. Thanks

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Word man sometimes you gotta ask Yourself "do I really wanna feel better?". True shit

[@gingernichols8419]

"I'm upstairs!" would be a good name for your show : )

[@gingernichols8419]

@@DDDDdJagr why not?

[@gingernichols8419]

@@DDDDdJagr do you know what a euphemism is?

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

He needs to bring back "GET IN THERRRREEEE"

[@gingernichols8419]

@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 I like that and also 'Onward' too , for the record

[@roo1871]

LET'S GO

[@amyscott9496]

This is one of my favorites you’ve done. So good

[@sethedwards9090]

Just what I needed today gang gang brother!!

[@cassnicholls4296]

Theo Von you help me get up everyday and continue fighting for my recovery! Thank you for being so amazing and handsome and funny!!!

[@samclark4603]

Theo is the definition of your single uncle

[@slow88LX]

The story of the world... it needed all of us.

[@carolinagirl7596]

The most accurate description of an outlet mall that I’ve ever heard. Gang gang.

[@Last_Chance.]

Have a beautiful day sweetheart

[@stephyourcurry]

Theo you're an absolute comedian genius, thanks for making my day better dude. Gang gang

[@evanmarshall7966]

Solo Theo was much needed after last week's episode

[@brandongay1315]

“I just wanna know what some of the other straws were” 😂😂😂

[@JarranTyler1987]

Whatever God exists, put all your blessings towards this strong woman!

[@JarranTyler1987]

@@AmmoGus1 c'mon brother... gotta be respectful and kind to other people as well... even the Slams

[@36patrick79]

Start off the day with theo von

[@mysonandme8424]

I woke up to a dang-a-lang salute. And that's a full bladder, baby. Gang gang.

[@Guestvintage]

The Olive Garden of Eden is just too good 😂😂😂

[@Makszi]

Theo the type to stroke it to a softball game. Gang

[@jtotherog]

Guilty😂

[@rburke1017]

I had to rewatch the naked lady at Outback THREE TIMES IN A ROW because Theo’s play-by-play is one of the funniest thing I have ever seen 😂😂

[@ms.buoyant]

For sure, the stress from the cancer diagnosis triggered the Bell's Palsy. Bell's Palsy is no joy ride. 😢 Please bless her with extra cash so she can get acupuncture (muscle stimulation) on her face. This treatment is the only thing that helped me. I'll pray for her 🙏 Thank you for helping her Theo!

[@alexh889]

Theo is a goddamn poet that is not appreciated enough in his time

[@drane10]

Theo looks like he takes beach chair to basketball match

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

At the Lakers game with spf50 on. Gang gang!

[@rhettlink9805]

who calls it a basketball MATCH 😂🆗✊🏿

[@johnrossi8862]

Jesus Fucking christ "The olive Garden of Eden". I literally laughed out loud every time I watch Theo. Honestly, these videos are some of the best times of my days and weeks. Theo please never stop

[@BrizzyBrake]

imagine theo von as a professor, he wouldnt care about whats he saying, coolest professor ever.

[@jamiecameron7615]

"they been involved in domestic disputes but now they going to the beach" 😂 ah childhood memories 😂 👌🏻

[@SUPREMEx93]

Man I just love you theo! You're like my older brother man! I'm so greatful of you brotha! GET IN THERE!!!!!!

[@TRUEiMPROrecords]

Theo my man, single mom of the week - helping mommas... respect and love bro, I hope this will be trending allover! Awesome.

[@juiicex2]

He’s 50-0……. 7 of his wins came from his ex wives 😂 9:21 …………….. all-ege-dly

[@muhhtayoo4892]

This right here cemented theo as one of the realest out there. If you done wrong he isn’t afraid to call you out. No matter who you are.

[@jessebrown1116]

Theo and Tim dillon are easily the 2 best podcasters right now.

[@Stopyhecap]

LOL Theo talking about them outlets in Floey, Alabama on the way to Gulf Shores

[@MantissToboggan]

This is the best community I've been apart of hands down.

[@jtotherog]

Amen brother!

[@jtotherog]

Plus i love TPB!

[@MantissToboggan]

@@jtotherog hell yes my dude !

[@JD-ck9ud]

"But he wasn't even your step dad. He was just a man letting you live in his home."

[@socialklicsdigitalmarketin5171]

How many listeners are praying for Theo Von like that caller? 🙌🏼

[@K31R616]

R.I.P Will - Peace and love, always.

[@93captian]

What you did for that lady was beautiful. Bless you, Theo.

[@ralph4527]

Theo always seems lowkey buzzed whenever he's bk in Nashville! like that's his getaway spot...I'm convinced 💯 "dang dang" son.....