Gravel On The Road | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

bit.ly/theovonclips

[@Alexfromthe6]

Gang gang

[@K31R616]

SAND CASTLE Sweet is the dream that hovers above your sorrow. “Someday” is the time when all you believe in comes true. While you wait, climb the stairs of knowledge like prayers to the tower of Spiritual Awakening where your Heart sees the Truth by the Light of your kindness. You know you can never be happy while even one innocent being suffers. Step gently with each thought, for though it disappears behind you far into the mist of time, what awaits you is that which your thoughts have created. If there is not Love in your mansion, though it be filled with jewels it is cold and empty inside. When you knock on the door of your Future, it is only you that will answer. You cannot avoid the mirror. Your reflection will reveal your gratitude. The Universe will return your generosity. Dream well, Children. Have faith in your fantasy. Today it comes True. -Gary Becker

[@johnself463]

Look up Tina kindred prins on Facebook

[@gilbertgomez5042]

$45 for slides

[@danielstephenson7720]

Gang gang from Brisbane Australia 🇦🇺

[@demitrioskarageorgos7589]

Theo looks like he'll give you a restaurant recommendation for "the best burger joint in town" but that place closed six years ago.

[@bigestbiggy8214]

Me too

[@robstack3712]

Funny, but he is NOT

[@paytonmassey27]

Hahahahha

[@Kryptospotted]

this actually happened to me once. "it's called burger king. it's right down the road"

[@alexhidell663]

Exactly bro!

[@denuf23]

45:16 “i want to be a part of a solution in the world” my response to you theo is that you already are. You make hundreds of thousands of people laugh and smile every week. You’re already the solution. Gang gang

[@stormyvibez]

Yes! I agree! Gang

[@bmthornell]

I was thinking “is Theo holding AMC?”

[@mikewhite4264]

Rat king when you and riff raft going to do the damn thing again. That was a CLASSIC...

[@MikeF031]

Hell yeah

[@user-rg6pc7ye6t]

Pg !ptl ..gang gang

[@rhyansmith5214]

I doubt you’ll see this Theo, but the part when you said “ I want to be a solution in the world”. You already are man, so many of us listen to you to work out our own, and just have a laugh when we need it. Seriously man, you do so much for all of us. Love you brother

[@MantissToboggan]

Bruh what a comment. This is beyond facts.

[@Doodchillbro]

amen

[@Hitman-tk6en]

Amen brother praise the lord!

[@thebeaver6596]

Your not being a downer Theo we love hearing how you feel, that’s why we listen. God bless Theo love ya bruh

[@kkkkit]

And that’s why he says it. It’s not real, everything is a joke remember

[@Spokes2024]

Real $h!T!!! GANG GANG!!!! Much love Theo!!

[@bhikhusinglodha9220]

O

[@davidcrescencio4483]

speak for yourself

[@craftycraff7938]

Amen

[@Im-just-Stardust]

Theo has been talking about being depressed for a while now. Don't give up Theo. Maybe take some vacation my brother.

[@Alexfromthe6]

Because it doesn’t go away. And it’s hard to ask for help especially when your a celebrity like him. But he’s a human being just like us. I wish I could hang out with him and share stories. My father is from Latin America as well.

[@surfinsilver]

@@Alexfromthe6 I really really wish I could meet him... he seems like the type of celebrity I really do need to meet. Down to earth, connected spiritually, he’s just the best, and I’d honestly pay to meet him. And you wouldn’t catch me dead saying that about anyone else rn

[@Alexfromthe6]

@@surfinsilver I agree amigo.

[@awesomedave8484]

Wishing anyone struggling in life the strength to stay positive and come out on top!

[@thatdutchguy89]

Gang gang

[@Last_Chance.]

Thanks brother

[@chek33official]

Wish you all the best Dave, gang gang

[@hykeeba-9254]

Gang

[@hykeeba-9254]

Happy pride but also NH ❤️🏳️‍🌈 😂

[@butchxflaccidy996]

Theo calling Prince Harry “Little Marky” is my favorite thing I’ve ever heard

[@Krim707]

It’s a profoundly funny thing

[@informationageenterprise2184]

Taking a moment to appreciate Theo calling Paul Revere “the original drunk driver”

[@status0]

I was legit about to comment that, and its the first comment i see

[@OurBlackFriend]

"A Biscuit will beat the Hell out of a Scone" NEEDS to be a shirt lol

[@OurBlackFriend]

With a little graphic of a biscuit standing over a scone like Ali standing over Liston

[@capealio]

I musta missed that part. Timestamp?

[@OurBlackFriend]

@@capealio less than 5 in lol, round 4:10

[@brendanschnabel188]

Facts Hahahaha 🇺🇸 >>> 🇨🇳

[@meranyleuraq6128]

Needs to be on a mat

[@krischanlive]

Don't know if Theo or his team read the comments, but I really appreciate you guys. Best podcast out there, glad I found this, love!

[@declankane3749]

Theo looks like Ace Ventura's little brother from Louisiana.

[@NanNanNABooBoo]

Wouldn't mind seeing remake of that with Theo(you already know hes about that stray animal belt life)

[@leovilla1857]

Von is just short for Ventura

[@boostgoober7262]

Hahahaha

[@joeysalas5345]

Spade Venture #gang

[@johnnie543]

Claude Vendre?

[@TheJCinator]

Theo look like an undercover cop at a post Malone concert

[@bigestbiggy8214]

Me too

[@retepocir9]

Theo looks like a Florida toll booth worker that asks for a little "extra change" for his coke habit. PTL

[@Usergx-3047]

That’s exactly where he got this shirt

[@ffnovice7]

PGB

[@nicksilver_music]

Repping that White POWDER 👌🎱

[@jarrodammons8915]

Definitely a skyway bridge toll shirt

[@dom_wagmi]

believe me Theo, you ARE already a big solution in the world. I feel so lonely these times and when i listen to your podcasts i feel somehow connected again and its like we spend time together. i laugh so hard on your jokes and i can relate to so much stuff you talk about. you do better work than my therapists. you are a special soul man. thanks!

[@auroraborealis13579]

I second that.

[@brandongay1315]

Gang

[@lancecourts5943]

Gang

[@3DomSculpts]

Theo looks like he teaches "Karate" to middle aged women in the Canary Islands. Gang.

[@schoooooles]

😂😂😂😂

[@ffnovice7]

Slangang

[@DDDDdJagr]

Meh.

[@descripto2586]

Sort of, he teaches kama sutra.

[@josegarcia-is6wu]

@@DDDDdJagr so you got nothing good to say. Your comment was shit lol not meh.

[@dario6950]

When Theo talks about being sad, it makes me feel like Im not the only one thats sad sometimes, so keep it coming brother we gonna get trough this

[@ghost_in_the_robot]

Theo is the most real person on all of youtube. I appreciate the sincerity.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

He's actually the most fiction in podcasting. He makes shit up off the top of his head lmao

[@ghost_in_the_robot]

@@thedonofthsht76-58 do you even watch his videos? The guy speaks on his struggles with addiction, dating life, staying motivated and positive. His whole thing is the Dark Arts. The fiction you point out is thinnly veiled humour with grains of truth and wisdom if you're able to comprehend Theo's mastery of metaphors and parables. Like i said, the guy is emotionally vunerable. He remembers all his friends from his past like Billy Conforto. RIP.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@ghost_in_the_robot calm down there deep diver. He makes up a lot of shit still

[@thebeaver6596]

@@ghost_in_the_robot praise god baby

[@ghost_in_the_robot]

@@thedonofthsht76-58 Yeah... It's called comedy? Humour? Perhaps you have heard of it before? You exaggerate the truth and embelish to get a satirical reaction.

[@roughlyspeaking3895]

I feel like Peloton maybe doesn't know who Theo's audience is, but I'm glad they're sponsoring the podcast.

[@marksmith3991]

Ye man I ain't getting on a bike that goes nowhere

[@auroraborealis13579]

I’m thinking about it. I wanna work out in the AC!

[@brookeb452]

I think if it wasn’t more than many make in a week, there would probably be a lot more ppl willing to buy them. I know I would at least ha

[@kkkkit]

@@brookeb452 I’d say a month!

[@auroraborealis13579]

@@brookeb452 it’s almost more than I make in a month! I feel you! 😂

[@rachaelrae]

Theo, 2021: "It's like a halfway house for... Capitalism....basically." Gang gang

[@jakestagg]

Think I love you

[@jessicajorge4801]

I swear to god everything he says should be put on t-shirts. No context necessary.

[@jakestagg]

@@jessicajorge4801 I would like to take you on a date

[@K31R616]

@@jakestagg - Dude, stop. Get out of the damn house!

[@LeeC58]

@@K31R616 Lol turn the hose on him bud👍

[@spookeddudedevito]

I've done some of my best partying by myself. Gang.

[@jontravolta7971]

I can't make friends either

[@Ashley_Schaeffer]

Is there any other way to party??

[@St.nobody]

Shout out to my homies with lights that change colors in their room for when they snort ketamine

[@Last_Chance.]

Word

[@maljayworldstar776]

Making friends is just simply meeting the same person at a different location and saying “hey weren’t you at?...”

[@SpeedOfThought1111]

"I'll restack your spine. They call me Jimmy-Jenga" almost made me spew lmao

[@bigestbiggy8214]

Spew

[@maxim9461]

I was trying to watch the Podcast without laughing but I only made it to about 2 minutes The shirts with ONLY collars got me

[@SuperCanonshooter]

That one got me genuinely cracked up!

[@juiicex2]

Yeah same !

[@juiicex2]

That shirt comment is what makes Theo, Theo

[@rburke1017]

Then when he says it was a very professional shirt 😂😂😂

[@barefootingbrad22]

First time watching the podcast. Saw theo on tiktok talking about being sober and thought I'd give it a look. Couple minutes in and I felt like I could trust this guy and I could talk to him. Very real guy and I'm happy I found this. I want theo von to be my best friend

[@jacobbuley3414]

“It’s hard to get your hands dirty when you gotta high five someone with a clean hand every day”

[@auroraborealis13579]

Poetic

[@davis4218]

When are we, the fans of Theo, gonna get our shit together and make a giant coffee table book full of Theoisms?

[@schoooooles]

Do it, bruh

[@bmthornell]

He’s got to get a good % of Sales.

[@sebp400]

Followed by the book of Theo youtube roasts. It's my favorite thing to read while listening to the podcast.

[@xaviernavy]

Take my money…

[@spicetalk8672]

I am 24 and don't have a family of my own , but I'm glad to have meet Theo Von . Gang gang

[@arsek503]

Only Theo Von can make you cry and then laugh before the tears even off your face..

[@nandakumar8936]

A comedian that looks like a dj on a cruise ship and talks at times like a pastor. This man is chaos.

[@Spongekelp]

The outlet mall talk is taking me out. “A shirt made of collars”

[@gchros9292]

Helping single moms is so damn cool. Theo, I will just say this. You are a good dude. Don't ever think anything different. Keep on keepin on my man.

[@danthonybomes9423]

Simp

[@leem9327]

@@danthonybomes9423 degenerate.

[@Ohyouknowit]

The “learn how to prov-alone” line when he’s talking about the guy dong things like making cheese by himself was genius.

[@MAJALIJU]

Not only genius level jokes but damn the positivity and good vibes always cheer me up

[@CezaMVO]

It's like theo's mind has to take a pause every now and then, to fully take in how to say the genius that goes on in his head. He can't just tell you something straight, he makes the most simple things exaggerated and extraordinary

[@system.warfare]

Yes yes yes. How has Mensa not recognizef this yet?! LOL.

[@CezaMVO]

@@system.warfare one day!

[@mallorymusallam9588]

Omg yessss. I really think his brain is firing on a whole different realm

[@MrDzdevil]

"Apparantly the import/export busines is we're just all sharing a bunch of fuck-tards" omg theo you made my week with that one, your stupidity level is at an all time high, thanks so much for all you do brotha!💕

[@CezaMVO]

Theo is the prime example of how being successful, rich, and famous, means absolutely nothing if you dont have your peace. I hope he finds it one day.

[@CBReptiles1]

That’s just it though he’s not rich

[@CezaMVO]

@@CBReptiles1 guy you're high, yeah he is, he just doesnt like to brag about it or show it off. And that's what makes him great.

[@CBReptiles1]

Google says less than a million net worth. That’s all I’m saying is that isn’t rich these days

[@JRC_86]

"They'll jump start a Civic with them milk knuckles." 💀☠️

[@nicksilver_music]

She out there showing that Slick Wallet? Even his throw aways are so funny

[@JRC_86]

@@nicksilver_music Agreed. This episode was epic.

[@JRC_86]

Theo’s hot tub bit is legendary. Gang brother and PTL.

[@benmikola3436]

link?

[@JRC_86]

@@benmikola3436 19:50 Gang shit brauhhh

[@notmychairnotmyprblm]

“You’re out there.. knobbin’ on a couple Monsanto muffins dude.. now your mustache won’t grow, you don’t know what’s going and your tongue tastes like soy beans.” 😂

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

When you realize anytime Theo says "uhh or umm" he's making something up or lieing about something.. lmao

[@CheeseBurgerSugar]

Or when he says “huh” when someone says something so he can buy time to think. I love it all

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@CheeseBurgerSugar exactly 🤣🤣🤣

[@CalebManning2]

He’s a comedian doing comedy. Imagine ever thinking it was all real

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@CalebManning2 yea thanks for the explanation that I didnt need.

[@rancewhite9312]

Theo lookin like This Past Weekend at Bernies. Gang Shit bruh praise god.

[@xaviernavy]

This comment is why I come here.

[@onestarflag9876]

Theo: "people say they wanna eat clean"... here's you a deep fried towel. I died 🤣 PG.

[@asholegau]

LOLLLLL!!

[@nirtdapper]

Lost a childhood friend of mine to drugs a few years ago. Thanks for speaking on your own experiences Theo, it helped me process mine a bit more. Gang.

[@carolinagirl7596]

“A biscuit would beat the hell out of a scone.” Theo Von I love the way he accurately but indirectly referred to Prince Harry and Markle as fucktards. 😂🤣😂 Theo saying all the things I’ve been thinking, and I appreciate you for that.

[@thetruthmessenger6358]

My favs are THEO doing SOLO podcasts......PURE GOLD.......plus lots of other elements....GANG GANG 2021 TRUTHS>

[@jtotherog]

I feel you. 🤙

[@chezaraeyothers5164]

I seen an episode of most dangerous jobs and at #3 they listed "Being Theo's childhood friend"

[@twarken5078]

Theo looks like he chauffeurs juice-heads around Key West on a rusty rickshaw for sinister IOU’s.

[@benculver6133]

"Outlet malls are the halfway houses for capitalism." Brilliant!

[@CaliWilderness]

Theo looking like he workin a Sunglass Hut kiosk in the mall.

[@nicksilver_music]

Lol is this Weekend at Bernies "The Ressurection"

[@jeffreymoran6234]

In oakwood mall,Theo would know that mall real good.

[@FelonyChris]

So coked out he gotta wear a headband at all times.

[@maxmeeks9910]

Theo is the man at the fair in the dunk tank.

[@FlockNFroth]

Theo looks like he sells bootleg houseplants out of a van at the beach

[@capealio]

What is a bootleg houseplant

[@FlockNFroth]

@@capealio Exactly. *looks around* Now do you want this Yucca or not?

[@amandal4419]

@@capealio if you have to ask you can't afford it my man 🤷

[@capealio]

@@amandal4419 bootlegs are cheap. Your logic appears to be non-existent. just like bootleg houseplants

[@amandal4419]

@@capealio it's a joke bro. Damn your life really that rough to be on here like this over bootleg houseplants. There's a movie called Beerfest. Go check it out and come back to me with an honest review, my love. 💋

[@ontariofarmer1336]

Really felt like I could use this right now. Thanks theo ! I'm trying to win my love back and everyday I'm trying to better myself. God bless you all

[@johnblanchard2520]

That intro, with the music and the message, that’s what we came for! That’s the Theo everyone wants a piece of! Gang Gang bro! Thank you for taking it back to how it once was.

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Word man sometimes you gotta ask Yourself "do I really wanna feel better?". True shit

[@JustCallitpodcast]

Most imaginative comedian off the top of the head magician

[@JustCallitpodcast]

Thanks

[@shaunamills4926]

The first 20 seconds and I already can’t😂😂

[@maxim9461]

he got me at 2 minutes with the shirts with only collars

[@jakestagg]

I love you shauna

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@jakestagg bro go lap some water off the floor you thirsty dog

[@jakestagg]

@@thedonofthsht76-58 haha you right lol who the fuck does that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@jakestagg lmaooo

[@Monsterofmyths]

I just want a theo dj hour, I'd listen to that shit gang baby.

[@amandal4419]

#TheoThurrrrsdays

[@Last_Chance.]

@@amandal4419 light of my life

[@amandal4419]

@@Last_Chance. fate should've made me a gentleman's wife 🌞

[@tonywooten596]

I'm stealing those dance moves

[@PearlDrumsHead]

HELL YEA, waking up on my birthday to some gym time and THIS PAST WEEKEND!! Let’s go baby boy GANG!

[@ralanbek95]

Get after it 🤘

[@semirjemill]

Theo looks like he still hasn’t recovered from the weekend with Casey Frey PTL

[@13nohead]

Right

[@legendarykielbasapower525]

Casey Frey has the personality of a cast iron pan

[@semirjemill]

@@legendarykielbasapower525 casey sounds like his entire bloodline died from a disease and hes the only one left

[@jasonthompson2406]

@@13nohead just got a cast iron pan in the mail lmao gang baby!

[@bigestbiggy8214]

@@jasonthompson2406 Cook me some eggs. I like them a little more done then sunny side up but I little less cooked than fried. Some hash browns would be nice too. Thanks

[@squirrelsrock385]

I lost it at, 'I drove over here. I'm going to see if they can still get me in!' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Johaneeeek]

theo looks like he plays the bongos for george michael

[@declankane3749]

Nice one lol

[@carissasokolowski6766]

Ok but that very first sound... it did something to me! Lmao ;)

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

You know it’s a good place you’re going to if you have gravel in the road. Gang gang daddy. Onward!

[@drane10]

Theo looks like he takes beach chair to basketball match

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

At the Lakers game with spf50 on. Gang gang!

[@rhettlink9805]

who calls it a basketball MATCH 😂🆗✊🏿

[@Tw33tMonsta14]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Theo doesn’t have an internet connection in his home

[@gs6151]

You don’t bring a Blooming Onion to a BLOOMING ONION .

[@pawelfigat4017]

Theo looks like he goes to outlet malls with someone he loves unconditionally, to waste money on shit that doesn't fit.

[@firstlast2762]

😂😂😂 that’s so specific!

[@pawelfigat4017]

@@firstlast2762 @ 00:35

[@Last_Chance.]

Buying shirts made with only collars

[@michellejones2427]

He read your comment on Theo Clips today! He was reading funny messages and loved this one 😂

[@pawelfigat4017]

@@michellejones2427 I was just using his own joke towards him haha... watch this video @ 00:35

[@rburke1017]

I had to rewatch the naked lady at Outback THREE TIMES IN A ROW because Theo’s play-by-play is one of the funniest thing I have ever seen 😂😂

[@ms.buoyant]

For sure, the stress from the cancer diagnosis triggered the Bell's Palsy. Bell's Palsy is no joy ride. 😢 Please bless her with extra cash so she can get acupuncture (muscle stimulation) on her face. This treatment is the only thing that helped me. I'll pray for her 🙏 Thank you for helping her Theo!

[@curtisboyce3849]

theo doesn't wear shades on podcasts because he relapsed. naaaah bbgirl he just finally sees how bright his future is gang baby. onward.

[@mysonandme8424]

I woke up to a dang-a-lang salute. And that's a full bladder, baby. Gang gang.

[@jamiecameron7615]

"they been involved in domestic disputes but now they going to the beach" 😂 ah childhood memories 😂 👌🏻

[@carolinagirl7596]

The most accurate description of an outlet mall that I’ve ever heard. Gang gang.

[@Last_Chance.]

Have a beautiful day sweetheart

[@Guestvintage]

The Olive Garden of Eden is just too good 😂😂😂

[@comfykeegs]

Theo looks like that Hawaiian smoothie shop shaman he was describing in his DMT tale

[@pyore2614]

Sir eat you a Lion's Mane Mushroom 🍄 antidepressant! Good stuff. You're the first genuinely funny person I've seen in a while. Stay strong, dawg. You're bringing joy to ppls lives.

[@Makszi]

Theo the type to stroke it to a softball game. Gang

[@jtotherog]

Guilty😂

[@kelleyfarm]

IM UPSTAIRS.... this episode has the best theo-isms

[@JarranTyler1987]

Whatever God exists, put all your blessings towards this strong woman!

[@Coltnocap]

@@AmmoGus1 hahah

[@JarranTyler1987]

@@AmmoGus1 c'mon brother... gotta be respectful and kind to other people as well... even the Slams

[@bradfromorion]

Outlet mall bit was 🔥 cracking me up for real🤣🤣🤣

[@juiicex2]

He’s 50-0……. 7 of his wins came from his ex wives 😂 9:21 …………….. all-ege-dly

[@muhhtayoo4892]

This right here cemented theo as one of the realest out there. If you done wrong he isn’t afraid to call you out. No matter who you are.

[@gingernichols8419]

"I'm upstairs!" would be a good name for your show : )

[@DDDDdJagr]

No

[@gingernichols8419]

@@DDDDdJagr why not?

[@DDDDdJagr]

@@gingernichols8419 Am I really going to explain to you why that’s irrelevant to anything? “Hey, you should call your next special “How are you?” Because he says it sometimes. What’s next? “Onward”?

[@gingernichols8419]

@@DDDDdJagr do you know what a euphemism is?

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

He needs to bring back "GET IN THERRRREEEE"

[@stephyourcurry]

Theo you're an absolute comedian genius, thanks for making my day better dude. Gang gang

[@jessebrown1116]

Theo and Tim dillon are easily the 2 best podcasters right now.

[@billkapri5339]

Love you Theo

[@sososo2881]

Lmao I love you dude I love the jamming in the beginning

[@joshadams5709]

Theo looks like he goes by "Deuce Vontura: Stray Animal Whisperer"

[@howecreative]

Theo looks like a guy who approaches you on the beach and says he has a boat you could rent, so long as you "don't tell the guys who run the harbour". Gang gang.

[@alexh889]

Theo is a goddamn poet that is not appreciated enough in his time

[@AdventureOmelet]

He says, "Paul Revere was the original drunk driver!" 🤣🤣 When do we see the Theo and Tracy Morgan collaboration?? Two guys who say the classic random shit better than anyone.

[@sethedwards9090]

Just what I needed today gang gang brother!!

[@johnrossi8862]

Jesus Fucking christ "The olive Garden of Eden". I literally laughed out loud every time I watch Theo. Honestly, these videos are some of the best times of my days and weeks. Theo please never stop

[@jonathanharvey7090]

I love Theo

[@brandongay1315]

“I just wanna know what some of the other straws were” 😂😂😂

[@katherinenolan4078]

“You know I’m out here hitchhiking inside of my heart”

[@cassnicholls4296]

Theo Von you help me get up everyday and continue fighting for my recovery! Thank you for being so amazing and handsome and funny!!!

[@SUPREMEx93]

Man I just love you theo! You're like my older brother man! I'm so greatful of you brotha! GET IN THERE!!!!!!

[@slow88LX]

The story of the world... it needed all of us.

[@descripto2586]

Floyd Merryweather and poll smokin Paul goin at it Good nuff

[@akayardbyrd2457]

He said “non-bitcoin owning people“ 🤣😂😂 this made me laugh too hard LOL

[@evanmarshall7966]

Solo Theo was much needed after last week's episode