Clownpiss Liberats Gensokyo

Clownpiss is very dissatisfied with how un-American Gensokyo is. She decides to take matters into her own hands.

[@MrGamer9941]

I don't need a US history class when I have this

[@halo3odst]

+MrGamer9941 and that sir is why America is fucked.

[@EneDC]

holy fuck lol

[@patrickadcock453]

You don't need any history class when you're 'MURICAN all the history you need is freedom killed the evil commies and or terrorists.

[@henrygoldfinger3016]

Me too

[@juandanielsantiagodomingue5052]

No for me :(

[@Symos]

Of course it's a small weapon, Patchuli. If it isn't, why would they call it a minigun, huh?

[@hongmeiling8219]

holy sHIT

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Pootis

[@fishsauce2221]

Why only a small weapon though? America like everything to be big. To show how big their ego is. Guess they show how big their penis is with a small weapon. ;D

[@gregisbased5205]

"Because the original version was chambered in 20mm cannon rounds to be mounted on aircraft for taking out ground and air targets. The 'Minigun' is called that because it was scaled down to fire a .30 caliber bullet: the 7.62x51 or 7.62 NATO. This way, ammunution was cheaper ad it could be used against soft targets. It also didn't recoil as much as the 20mm version. That way, it could be mounted on transport helicopters without knocking them over mid flight. They were first used in combat mounted on Spec-ops Hueys (light transport helicopters) in Vietnam and were very effective in that role. They fired the same round as the standard issue battle rifles of their time (the M14, G3 and FAL to name a few)." - Patchouli, probably

[@westernspy9278]

Hong Meiling oh hey i found you somewhere in touhou

[@shadowslic6096]

I am legally obligated to revisit this video every 4th of July

[@Bonetrousle]

Same

[@alejandrite9]

same

[@RemiScar97]

Have you watched it again?

[@PierrotFragments]

*ahem* well, well, well.

[@munat3413]

Doing it now

[@CuddlyTheMadElite]

Gensokyo political facts: -the reason why Yukari is primarily purple is because she supports both the red and blue parties. She wants to close the wealth GAP, making her blue, but also wants a BORDER that the Mikos will pay for, making that blue turn purple. -Clownpiss, the representative of the Liberal Party, was born on April 20, 1969, in Detroit. -Futa, the representative of the Conservative Party, loves the Denver Broncos as they won Super Bowl 50 on her master's birthday (Super Bowl 50 being on the same date as Toyo's birthday is actually a true fact). -Yuuka, despite selling marijuana illegally, hires fairies to lobby congress to make drug laws stricter. She says she does this to prevent competition. -Ibaraki's missing hand is actually being used as the invisible hand in the market. -Ran works as a news anchor for Fox News, while Cirno herself is a reporter for Cirno News Network. -Hijiri Byakuran is a professor Human Guilt & Youkai Oppression Studies, where she teaches her students about Youkai fluidity and how all the Kappas get all the STEM jobs because they are privileged. -The Fortune Teller, and the 35th president of the USG, was actually assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald. But intentionally, the people blamed Reimu for killing him. -Everything besides the Super Bowl being on Toyo's birthday was actually true. -You wasted precious time reading this stupid comment.

[@thettbd]

Futa? Like Futanari? Oh, you mean Futo. Ok...

[@mint_kyuu99]

+The Terrible Bullet Dodger Futonari

[@HistoMagouri]

Kyle Dean Stole the Precious Time

[@somethingrandom3961]

Kyle Dean Actually I found that comment quite hilarious so I don't see it as a waste of time

[@Xbalanque84]

100% true, Illuminati confirmed

[@vinnitsuki5797]

For some reason Utsusho being totally okay with all the nuking made me laugh the hardest

[@nighthawkmmnp2806]

lol

[@pokemonkarma]

Same lel

[@memeyartist5591]

well she does have the power of nuclear fusion-

[@dio_fumo]

utsusho

[@Pixy335]

lol - Okuu amongst the nuclear annihilation

[@redacted8983]

Gensokyo: Got nuked 8 times

[@patrickadcock453]

If Gensokyo is in Japan, does that mean america nuked Japan 10 times?

[@Lh0000]

Yes............. god bless America......

[@jermicatugaming7889]

Well Utsuho looks happy

[@MINICUBANT]

No problem , Gensokyo already get Okuued

[@s4juno693]

Nothing change apparenly

[@OniRevenant]

the day Zun sells the rights of Touhou to Microsoft

[@stompchunkman4248]

Karma Spy Will be the day I finally visit Gensokyo for real.

[@lyncario5515]

I would even take Konami over Microsoft for Touhou rights, as we could at least get cool shit with the SDM in Castlevania, or the cast in Yu-Gi-Oh. Edit: Tjis aged very extremly terribly, I take it all back.

[@God-ch8lq]

it will never happen, he cares about his franchise

[@megajaredx9679]

ZUN wouldn't do that. Only he would know how to make a good Touhou game

[@aruthorcarly]

The day when reimu will get 1 million dollars debt and paying it with works as armpit mcdonald worker

[@Trazen4]

Reimu actually does know what a gun is, she recognizes the sound of a gunshot in Wild and Horned Hermit.

[@God-ch8lq]

guns existed before the creation of the great hakurei barrier

[@Latency345]

God and Reimu wasn’t around during the creation of the Hakurei Barrier.

[@awkwardcultism]

There are a couple of people in the human village who are making guns. Because the weapons humans use in Gensoukyo are only as effective as the believe them to be, they're not inherently more dangerous than a crossbow or a dartgun. That said, the humans are getting pretty confident in their firearms...

[@strangerakari2836]

@@awkwardcultism Yeah, totally, fucking joshikouseis and their 3d printers.

[@nathanielcrosby2426]

@@awkwardcultism So if someone believed their weapon to be powerful against youkai, it would work against them?

[@WishMakers]

So Clownpiece is an 11-year-old mix of Donald Trump and McCarthy. This sounds incredibly accurate. Also Yukari's troll face is byotiful.

[@Ciryes]

+WishMakers Essentially!

[@AkemiSakuya495]

@@Ciryes Oh dear god, no... this is bad... very, very bad....

[@Comeoniwantaccount]

@@Ciryes xD i was just speaking the lyrics in polish for no reason can i make a fandub?

[@arrivemedi4964]

when I said don't let your dreams be dreams I didn't mean this

[@sekiseijaforever7871]

OK , Doremy said it was OK to cause DDC all over again so..

[@Bravidunno]

+Doremy Sweet Sometimes I dream about Ciryes making a video about Sagume saying shit.

[@pinkfluffycute]

+Bravigaufre and gets her high to say some shit that destroys the universe

[@Bravidunno]

Yukari - Sama Or make bullshit happen, not necessarily destroy the universe.

[@DeltaEpsilon7787]

+Bravigaufre Pfft. Sagume said, "Shit" Now world is shit. Both meanings. got 'em

[@vavada8288]

THE FACES. I LITERALLY CAN'T.

[@EXILED4LIFE]

Yukari should have built a giant wall.

[@tabbender1232]

The GENSOKYO WALL !

[@awe9217]

That separates us from the Mikos.

[@tabbender1232]

Alinol Kreany That would be an awful idea if you think about it. Especially if by "us" you mean the Human Village.

[@irithylloldman6526]

Literally called the Hakurei Great Barrier

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

@@irithylloldman6526 And the Youkai will pay for it.

[@crystallinerose8368]

Fanon Clownpiece: AMERICAAAA! FACK YAH! Canon Clownpiece: Apollo.

[@Shamitako]

>Hyperamerican Character >>Says defence like a Brit /ded

[@Vengeance19]

Well, you cant expect Ciryes to use proper spelling

[@jimmyjenkins1907]

i was today years old when i realised the spellings were different

[@lucywucyyy]

i never even knew americans spelled it wrong in the first place lol

[@despressso]

antsolja “wrong” hm ok

[@lucywucyyy]

@@despressso yes

[@momokun90]

Patchouli's mad face. So priceless.

[@Bravidunno]

+Atsushi Kakeru Same for Yukari's troll face.

[@lashimarusanade]

+Bravigaufre I know, right? (for yukari's troll face's sake)

[@mikaLtubeyou]

Also, from now on, i'm calling mokou the "Overly spicy chicken nugget." Never laughed so hard at a nickname.

[@edokdicht]

Mark Super Tu peux faire Touhou 15 en presque-60 secondes ?

[@mikaLtubeyou]

...Bonjour ? je ne m'attendais pas à avoir un message de ce genre la sur un commentaire. =o

[@edokdicht]

Mark Super Je rigole hein, juste que j'avais trouvé ces vidéos vachement drôle .

[@SakutoGames]

OH des français ! Et oui j'adore tes vidéos mark :)

[@FieryShaverdian]

That fucking Okuu at 6:25 caught me off guard so hard.

[@theanti-person9113]

everyone's like 'fuck' And she is just 'lol'

[@CrusnikVideo]

Because science never die.....

[@no-oe8fd]

why is she doesnt died when everyone does?

[@silversabre2537]

+Lazy Ketchup Okuu is a legit nuke

[@theanti-person9113]

"shut ur god damn mouth el chapo" at 2:52 is priceless same with Utsuho at 6:25

[@TheAceOfSpades54]

I died at the el chapo one

[@captaintsubasa7430]

Its funny because Kanako looks like some popular saint very popular amongst poor people (and robbers). Actually 2 saints if we count "la Morenita". Suwako looks like a 50-year old southern grandma.

[@iampainwheel]

U called? :]

[@sleeplessnarcolept6541]

5:18 YUkari did you really just use a gap TO GET OUT OF A GAP?!

[@Liz-cs7vl]

Wtf

[@sakesaurus]

I mean, a border has a border

[@Phun-Bun]

@Koishi Komeiji this is *border* ing me a lot

[@ROBORACCOON64]

Reimu: wats a gun Me: rEIMU, DONT YA REMEMBER WAT WAS REISEN USING IN LOLK?

[@megamanxz-fb7oz]

2:09 this aged like fine wine

[@Evil_Nazgul0616]

THIS IS FUCKING GOLD! Ciryes, you are a genius.

[@s.a.k.i7768]

6:32 I love how Seija is upside-down compared to everyone else just because it’s Seija lol The amount of details Ciryes put in their videos is insane XD

[@leafyleaf4773]

Tewi: Am I a joke to you?

[@s.a.k.i7768]

@LeafyLeaf! Ngl I didn't even notice Tewi lol. Personally, I think she was upside-down cause of the power of the explosion.

[@andromeda9883]

and this is the last shitpost Ciryes made

[@franxd323]

0:25 fun fact: Touhou was created at 1994

[@longlivethe9989]

6*

[@thettbd]

American Loli wins the day again.

[@thettbd]

Goldeneye OH HELLO

[@12564627]

The Terrible Bullet Dodger HI

[@thettbd]

Goldeneye yo

[@12564627]

+The Terrible Bullet Dodger k

[@thettbd]

Goldeneye ayy lmao

[@Banim]

Hm. Is nobody gonna talk about the Freedom Beam...... more specifically where it is coming out of........ No? Ok.

[@sxc-150]

its comming out from...FREEDOM!!!

[@RexWort]

SXC-150 She going to use that FREEDOM to make the eagle "feel good"

[@kfcdog1]

@@RexWort oof

[@TreeHugger598]

I LOVE DA FREEDOM! suddenly... Corona virus has enter the room

[@PlanetWars]

Even after 4 years, this video is still legendary! My favorite part is 3:48

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

Aya has le big sad

[@s.a.k.i7768]

Ikr, Ciryes was a pro of genuine humor and shitposting

[@yondabigman4668]

But nowadays he is posting music like Phoenix kappashiro :(

[@Magiftw]

The bloody faces killed me here XD

[@GarryDumblowski]

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen in my life

[@LedYouAshtray]

it was super funny XD

[@GarryDumblowski]

Devon Written it was more than that

[@LedYouAshtray]

+KoopaFam21 XD ikr

[@GarryDumblowski]

***** *_I cAn MaKe YoU FeEl GoOd ToO_*

[@KoopaFam26]

Eagle say "Why"

[@soccerfan-ep9rt]

I watch this every fourth of July

[@xb70valkyriech]

I barely understand Touhou but I understand America pretty well so this makes enough sense to me Edit: 3 months later, I understand Touhou more and America less, so overall this video still makes the same amount of sense to me

[@ennui9745]

How the turns have tabled.

[@YoshiQuest]

Wait, how did they manage to get a plane underground?

[@grassblightthechespin4389]

Because FREEDOM.

[@lain7758]

BGM: The Dark Blowhole (Ear Rape)

[@mrbabbles5989]

Everyone knows that there is no common sense in Gensokyo!

[@zvolyx3247]

@@mrbabbles5989 As well as no busses!

[@clodolcmidnights837]

Answer, I’m the doctor,just accept it

[@ZackLikesBreadAlot]

and thats why moriya shrine is down

[@OneTofuJake]

This video commited warcrime in the middle east

[@keylimepie3602]

How is this so accurate?

[@venndiagram6776]

Shouldn't Mokou survive the blast?

[@no-oe8fd]

oh yeah...

[@legendofthecommentsection6513]

Only nuclear birds can survive the FREEDOM nuke

[@awe9217]

Utsusho was grossly incandescent in the moment manhattan project started.

[@stompchunkman4248]

She's immortal but doesn't mean she can't die or feel pain. She'll be an overcooked spicy chicken nugget , but will regenerate in a while.

[@Bravidunno]

Yeah actually she's resistant against fire. Except in ULiL.

[@Bonetrousle]

Well, after 3 years, it seems it’s a tradition for me to return on 4th of July.

[@melody5296]

4:25 Where the fuk did that beam come from 💀

[@thestarfromyugioh]

3:58 I can't believe Ciryes predicted Touhou 17

[@MirakTp]

ZUN bless.

[@thettbd]

spookwagen is that u?

[@MirakTp]

+The Terrible Bullet Dodger yo

[@krompy3453]

+Spookwagen pls tell me of another tale about your universal size donger

[@fcnth]

+Nifty Block Isn't that what TheSpyCrap does?

[@krompy3453]

eh, they're both the same class : gigantic donger

[@AkemiSakuya495]

I kept going "Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no..." Through the entire video. The sad thing is, it's all true. Clownpiece, sadly, is so devoted to stupidity that she just wanders around zapping people while wearing basically just body paint that's patterned and colored to make her body look like the American flag. **sigh** This is all accurate with a fairly large amount of people in the U.S., too. ...BUT WHY'D MY HEAD HAVE TO BE SMASHED IN WITH A CEILING, MARISA!? USUALLY, YOU COME IN THROUGH A WINDOW OR FROM THE FRONT DOOR AFTER THREATENING TO "MASTER SPARK" MEILING!! T⌓T

[@Carpatouille]

Still the best Touhou video I've ever seen

[@kiato64]

#CLOWNPISS 2016 SHES GONNA MAKE GENSOKYO GREAT AGAIN!

[@GosuAlan]

I just love Okuu standing there while everything is nuke X3

[@Alvalence]

This aged really well.

[@Bravidunno]

5:39 Priceless Yukari Troll Face.

[@goodperson656]

5:25 That Yukari face.... I'm dying..

[@nopecopter]

I'm voting Clownpiss this year. She's representing the 'MURICA Party. (Also welcome back Ciryes)

[@pockychews7232]

Basic Summary: Clownpiss Trump Liberates the Fuck out of everyone by Nuking Gensokyo Almost Everyone Dies Utsuro is Immune to Nukes so she survived Ghosts are immune so Yuyuko survived but Youmu got SERIOUSLY injured Clownpiss Trump forgot to nuke the Sanzu river so Shinki and Komachi survived Mokou and Kaguya are immortal so they survived, they are still SERIOUSLY injured though Reimu Clinton fazed out of reality to go to the real world to buy guns so she survived Reimu Clinton ended Clownpiss Trump's kill streak Shinki immendiantly votes automatic hell for Clownpiss Trump Reimu Clinton got elected president

[@pinkfluffycute]

But Clownpiece came from hell, and she works for the Goddess of hell, Hecatia.. Which is Shiki's boss

[@pockychews7232]

Yukari - Sama Fuck I forgot nevermind XD sorry i'm new to Lolk.

[@pinkfluffycute]

its fine :d

[@pinkfluffycute]

***** Yesh yesh~ ❤

[@linkmikura166]

Tewi wasn't there when Eientei was bombed so she survived. Sumireko was in the outside world so she survived.

[@Flandr3]

Byakuren face make laugh so hard 😂

[@Yakumo_Yukari17]

i loved the part where clownpiss said its oppenheimin' time and oppenheimered all over gensokyo

[@reginangel_official]

0:53 Touhou Luna Nights in a nutshell

[@shingshongshamalama]

"Take this small loan of a million dollars." "The fuck is a dollar" "You can buy GUNS with it!" "The fuck is a gun?" Sorry now I can't unhear Reimu voiced by Raiden.

[@kagewastaken3176]

Ur just mentioning Max0r's video

[@XenoflareBahamut]

But Byakuren is Jesus

[@Ciryes]

+Exaflare Bahamut Byakuren is a false messiah, come to tempt us with her hypocrisy and youkai favoritism. Did you know she killed a boat full of people to save one person who was already dead? HUH?? WHERE'S YOUR JESUS NOW?????? Byakuren is a huge SJW and you know it.

[@XenoflareBahamut]

Ciryes lol

[@redacted8983]

+Ciryes Remove Buddhism?

[@user-us7ri5us9f]

+Ciryes We need a real leader, like Miko.

[@suaiko9047]

Byakuren is not a jesus, ok.But kanako is FUCKING REAL JESUS.

[@EverestBlizzard]

When the whole Manhattan project stuff came in I literally fell off my chair laughing Thank you so much

[@StrawberryMirror]

in summary clownpiss is dolan rump

[@Bravidunno]

+The Reversed Wheel of Fortune Flip

[@LordIncompetent]

+The Reversed Wheel of Fortune dolans rump

[@Bravidunno]

LordIncompetent pmur snalod

[@God-ch8lq]

loan sign: "a million dollars"

[@ShadowZZZ]

I fucking died at "Manhattan project" xD

[@Mr.Capgras]

Have i seen that map in tf2

[@clodolcmidnights837]

A lot of people died at that part

[@Pixy335]

I mean, man, Clownpiss really does bring some breeze of fresh air to all those ,,America freedom funneh" memes that had been dead for years, and somehow makes them funny again.

[@dancydance]

An excellent commentary on the modern western world, topped off with superb video editing and superior art work the likes people of our world aren't ready to bare witness to.

[@RemiScar97]

I watch this every Independence Day now

[@Yair54.]

Mandatory viewing on the 4th of July

[@Bravidunno]

6:17 Even in death, AMURICAH !

[@Nick_works]

2016 was a strange time.

[@johnxina3229]

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded, they are all those in the heart of justice. (C) Clownpiss

[@arisaka233]

happy clownpiece

[@catgrannyan7300]

*No Gensokian were harmed during this Democracy giveaway*

[@CirnoSpaceProject]

this video is most fitting today

[@pokemonkarma]

0:32 And this is the story of how... TouHou 18 came into being. lol

[@yoshi29794]

3:05 That's some great wallpaper material there

[@tabbender1232]

You mean 3:07 ?

[@charmingfran2726]

Ur to late, i already made it my wallpaper!

[@DOGSOFWAR420]

3:50 There's an actual hentai manga where Kasen gets screwed by her eagles.

[@tabbender1232]

It isn't even surprising

[@silverflower2970]

You never fucking know with hentai tbh

[@pinkfluffycute]

WHERE

[@silverflower2970]

YukARI, NO

[@DOGSOFWAR420]

Yukari - Sama Idk. Look it up.

[@dededeisdosh4450]

It's that time of year again

[@zenitram4th]

MAKE GENSOKYO GREAT AGAIN #Clownpiss2016

[@reinreinie]

4:11 no you're wrong Clownpiss. Philippines is the one who own eagles..

[@nerdmetall]

Vote for clownpiss She'll make Gensokyo great again.

[@frdla4124]

AM I FUCKING DREAMING OR CIRYEE UPLOADED HIS MEME BCK. FUCK YEAHHHH

[@CarlosLopez-jg4yc]

Le quedó como anillo al dedo para Estados Unidos

[@cirno0947]

6:25 Lol im diead

[@mikaLtubeyou]

Who else upvoted Ciryes's post about the video uploading annoncement before coming here ?

[@nintengurnd]

shut hte fuck

[@Ciryes]

Dude, I saw that post before ANYBODY else did.

[@Fahad-21]

Happy Cirno Day!!

[@legendofthecommentsection6513]

Fahad Mahmood eeeeyy

[@finalformsonic]

jokes on Clownpiss, planes don't exist in Gensoko

[@nintengurnd]

jokes on you, gensoupcock doesn't exist

[@finalformsonic]

then who is zun

[@nintengurnd]

finalformsonic I think you misspelled sun

[@finalformsonic]

Ah yeah Showmeyourmoves i spelled conspiracy correctly

[@bazingabazingaMB]

They sure as hell do now.

[@lapidotmatoi]

It's that time of year again...

[@foloan1209]

Everybody jokes about Clownpiece being like this, but I'm pretty sure she'd be more like "what the f*** is an America"

[@soillong9755]

6:08 Tohou but its ww2

[@ussenterprisecvn-6588]

It look like Clownpiece is in her Donald Trump phase

[@Don49504]

2:03 I thought this was a fake video but the moon really sealed the deal cause everyone knows the moon isn't real

[@Ningen8023]

This is my favorite video on the internet

[@KirbyJason210]

I think that's the reason why clownpiece is blonde

[@TouhouGOD10485]

Welcome Great Ciryes

[@Bonetrousle]

Here’s some million dollars “What’s a dollar?” Here’s a gun ... *excuse me lad what the absolute heck is a gun?*

[@bazingabazingaMB]

I feel sorry for Kaguya and Mokou. Their immortality means that they would die from the blast, only to revive and repeatedly perish from the radiation poisoning, over and over, for as long as it lingers or until they develop some immunity. It's probably agonizing if you think about it.

[@Ciryes]

+Matthew Bloom Imagine them coming back each time ever so slightly mutated, until they are unconditionally immortal unrecognizable irradiated monsters.

[@CaneFumatore]

my lord and savior ciryes i'm here to summon you give us a sign

[@CaneFumatore]

Eιкι Sнιкι, Yaмaхanadυ just like me inside

[@Ciryes]

$

[@CaneFumatore]

yes

[@BPKPhoenix]

"what the fuck is a DOLLAR?" -Reimu Hakurei "what the fuck is a Mexican?" -Suwako Moriya "Who the fuck is stalin?" -Meiling Hong "what the fuck is this video?" -Me lol

[@eclipsed6273]

Technically Reimu won the the entire shitpost story

[@zvolyx3247]

This is the canon ending to the Ciryes connected universe of media

[@hardworkandguts]

happy merica day

[@Another_Dusk]

you can't hide YO MASTERPIECE

[@Ponera-Sama]

Clownpiece: Who are you? Yuuma: I am you but historically accurate

[@andresfelipemoronsanchez6996]

You came back!! I was surprised when i have the chance to see this video again in my liked videos

[@brutalikyd]

God, I missed this video.