Clutch Cargo (Michael Jackson, Johnnie Cochran) - 7/10/2002

[@mickobrien3156]

Conan's Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson were some of the funniest shit on TV in the early 2000s. And Brian Stack and Brian McCann were two of the funniest writers and skit guys on TV. Almost every skit either of them did was hilarious.

[@ThomasJHorrego]

this is a top 10 bit of all time.

[@antoinenels91]

I randomly think of "Don't be devilish" & had to come find this video...

[@bravo915]

I still say devilicious to this day

[@nategwinn9058]

Bealzebubbles is why I’m here.

[@86theberry]

That's devilish 😈

[@I_am_milan]

I miss the 90s & early 2000s

[@lancevanceGTA]

Nah they sucked

[@noahlsmith2488]

Me too.

[@crayon1202]

@@lancevanceGTA also true

[@hazelsam13]

Boy oh boy Boy oh boy Boy oh boy Boy oh boy Boy oh boy

[@denjiecoronel2169]

2019 but this is gold and still hilarious devilicious

[@jimhalfpenny442]

VERY VERY VERY devilicious! Hee-hee.

[@seanincredible04]

I'm an MJ fan, but have ALWAYS loved these. In fact this was the first one these that I saw and this is the first time I've seen it since. But it was etched so deep in my brain that I never forgot it! Been looking for it online for a few years now, thanks for posting it! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wolfjedisamuel]

This is devilishly funny!

[@robertdavis4192]

The Michael Jackson via satellite(Clutch Cargo for retro cartoon aficionados) voice always reminds me of the South Park character, Towelie, known for such hit quips as "Don't forget to bring a towel" and " Wanna get high?"

[@robertdavis4192]

i actually looked it up once and couldn't find a definitive answer as to whom played Jacko on late night but as I remember the guy who voiced Towlie either wrote on Late Night for a time or was a well known NYC comic or both but I couldn't find anything on his IMDB beyond a few credits, and since Smigel is Johnny Cochrane he obviously can't be Jackson too

[@ConanFanatic]

The credits for the episode say Smigel played both Jackson and Cochran, and Brian Stack played 1978 Jackson and Bubbles.

[@robertdavis4192]

i feel really stupid i didn't notice the picture freeze when Cochrane comes out, Jackos mouth stops moving so Smigel can switch characters

[@NOVELBITES]

robert davis they do sound similar, but Towelie is voiced by Vernon Chatman, a longtime South Park producer.

[@kennymos9007]

Amazing comedy.

[@OldMovieRob]

I lost it trying to imagine soul food as including "Lite and lively boysenberry yogurt"

[@DarknessIsThePath]

Mmmhmmmmmm lmao

[@JoshPhoenix11]

Im pretty sure the 'Chewbacca Defense' from South Park was a parody based on Jonnie Cochran. And the black lawyer that Kramer and Newman always used on Seinfeld was as well.

[@SerenityNow331]

Ok... so let's ignore the fact that Webster is being held in a dungeon at Neverland :(

[@vascoernesto78]

If Jacko is wacko, then I'm Lorraine Bracco.

[@simeonflake]

Don't be Devilish... :-)

[@douglasjohnson4382]

Wow. I remember all this.

[@lordpickle8424]

Anyone else miss how the world was at this time? God I wish I could go back to those days. I was a little more than 20 years old when this was aired.

[@PuadafaProductions]

So devilish

[@DC.....]

Homlies lol What up all my Homlies in the comment section

[@grokeffer6226]

I think that 14 would have been at least a few years too old for him.

[@wallieb4325]

When He spoke truth they labeled him crazy but Micheal had the last laugh when he left Sony he owned HALF of the company

[@user-iw4gz7vh4w]

Conan do you think I’m Loraine Bracco??

[@jackgrimaldi8685]

NO! I rest my case. Jacko is not wacko!

[@pteargriffen5060]

If only the world wasn't shitty what a better time

[@jimhalfpenny442]

3:00 The reason I'm here.

[@DC.....]

8:05 lol

[@Lakis177]

Homlies! 🤣

[@josephcarroll6356]

bubbles sounds like Aaron Neville.

[@danielkeulder6852]

If A skit like this is shown in today's time this show will be cancelled so quickly!😂

[@DoctorExpert]

Too devilish

[@CameronAllOneWord]

Michael Jackson is innocent but this is still hilarious

[@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317]

The ending, young Michael: the kiddie me likes the frosted side, older Michael: but the grown up me likes the kiddie me.

[@xploration1437]

Conebone69

[@noahlsmith2488]

What was with the price is right theme?

[@ITrooper089Productions]

Cause Michael “struck gold”.

[@Walter-jv5kr]

2022

[@tyrannosaurusburke]

Even though we all miss MJ, accusing Tommy Mottola of racism was one of the dumbest things he ever did.

[@ackmed4956]

That was the dumbest thing he ever did? It wasn't sleeping with underage boys? lol

[@tyrannosaurusburke]

@@ackmed4956 The racism thing was the dumbest thing he did that can be proven. The sleeping with underage boys is still alleged.

[@finkployd6110]

@@tyrannosaurusburke Well, he did publicly admit to sharing a bed with unrelated kids, he also said on 60 Minutes that he would consider letting his children sleep in a bed with an unrelated man who's been previously accused of child molestation. Michael Jackson lost his fucking mind after the mid-1990s, probably because of his growing drug habit. Honestly a terrible waste of a brilliant mind. I pity him for the circumstances he was born into (the dysfunctional Jackson family), but it can never fully excuse his shitty behaviour.

[@Kienan4321]

Fink Ployd he said if a child needed a bed he would give the bed to a child not be in it there is a difference

[@andrewk2250]

I don't miss him and God bless Conrad Murray

[@savagekingx1321]

Ok this isnt bad, its pretty fun

[@kevinsorbi5408]

Sounds like me hanky

[@kevinsorbi5408]

Mr hanky

[@Hinch2011]

Honker

[@noahlsmith2488]

lol

[@cnett486]

mmm hmmm...

[@TheAzurinBoyz2012]

I know it's just a show but actually Michael would have been 19 or 20 if he was the 1978 MJ version

[@johnwilliamross]

Here's a challenge for you: do you have a clip of Fidel Castro Rabbit DJ?

[@robertdavis4192]

Yes, show us this Donkey Jockey, AKA, "Cat Rabid Fiddler"

[@johnwilliamross]

or Cactus Chef Playing "We Didn't Start the Fire" on a Flute!

[@ConanFanatic]

I have a Cactus Chef video uploaded and I just uploaded a Rabbit DJ clip.

[@desioye7782]

Ol man herbert from family guy?

[@DC.....]

An MJ fan stumbled across this hence the 1 dislike lol get a sense of humour

[@lancevanceGTA]

I'm a MJ Fan but honestly it's not even funny

[@huntercalgary]

@@lancevanceGTA ....lol lance vance....give it a chance.....don't lose your balance.......learn how to dance.... go to france and don't poop your pants..... johnny cochran

[@lancevanceGTA]

@@huntercalgary your comment lmao

[@huntercalgary]

@@lancevanceGTA ....lol nice to see you have a sense... of humor......lol cheers

[@chemicalspore]

Cancel culture can not stomach this.

[@seanmimder1830]

Sad u have to go back 20 years to find a decent laugh on tv

[@TatankaTaylor]

If you were to pull your head out of your boomer assss you would know that Conan has done funnier stuff such as his CONAN WITHOUT BORDERS segments.

[@romulus_]

​@@TatankaTaylor lol. nothing compares to 90s conan. you know, before lame people like you were born.

[@markreilly4577]

lol

[@EnoVarma]

Just to make it clear, MJ was not a nice man nor a sane one. The "poorly received" Invincible sold 8 million copies and cost a mind-boggling 30M to produce. Mottola had good reasons to be less than friendly with MJ.

[@youtubecensors5419]

Imagine being allowed to satirize a black person today!

[@JoeyDavies777]

He wasn’t black

[@ProfessorArt1]

@@JoeyDavies777 (eye roll)

[@MichaelKurse]

Invincible Sucked.😆😆😆

[@titamareta4542]

If you laugh at other people's condition, you will be like them in the future

[@moonwalkernoahnoah4524]

That for my Not nice video Michael had beautiful Face. Don’t make him Down

[@kafykafy4546]

😒😒😠😠