Trump responds to reports that he’s fallen asleep in court

Former President Donald Trump said on social media that he didn’t fall asleep in court -- he just sometimes closed his eyes. Trump has repeatedly closed his eyes and leaned back during the trial. #CNN #News

[@Door1]

Let him sleep. It gives us some peace.

[@ytsux9259]

*eternal sleep.

[@kevintran2177]

hopefully he won't wake up

[@rohandhanota9944]

Dementia Biden's brain be like:

[@MiracleFound]

​@@rohandhanota9944warp speed compared to tfg.

[@Daniel-nr2uf]

@@kevintran2177TDS

[@jackrice2770]

I used to tell my kids, "I wasn't sleeping, I was just resting my eyes." They didn't believe me either.

[@tessalister1226]

Doesn't matter who believes what in the matter of eyes closed. It's all the other stuff that's serious.

[@jackrice2770]

@@tessalister1226 Well, I agree that the Dear Leader nodding off isn't particularly relevant, I just like to disparage the Mango Mussolini .

[@PC-tc5je]

Right?! They could never manipulate a drawing! Oh wait…

[@tenkloosterherman]

"Looking at my eyelids from the inside."

[@BurkBernard]

@@tessalister1226 you sound like you are about to strike out.

[@joangilbert6800]

My favorite part was 'my beautiful blue eyes.' He definitely has no problem with self-esteem.

[@IntelligentArtefact]

Except overdosing is always a problem.

[@candidaprout560]

And the world is watching in disbelief 🫢🫢🫢. Wake up America 💙.

[@Against_LGBTQ]

Agreed, these charges are so petty it's getting old. Leave Trump alone and go after real criminals like the anti American Democrat party.

[@bobbart4198]

... Wake up, SLEEPY DON ! ...

[@Against_LGBTQ]

@@bobbart4198 you're a Nazi

[@MajinBuu-oo3vn]

You commies need to wake up.

[@TheRealRenn]

Referring do the current Potato POTUS are you?

[@rickystrychnine]

I'm really kinda surprised he didn't claim to be praying.

[@stevemlejnek7073]

Which of course would be another lie.

[@donnahicks3862]

He thinks he is God, and there is nobody higher than himself to pray to.

[@mr-boo]

Now that you’ve put it out there, he’ll start using that great excuse 😛

[@christinegabriel4684]

Hilarious!

[@mira-qi5kb]

😂🤣😅

[@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G]

Arguing with a tRump supporter is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like it's victorious..

[@whiteprivilege912]

Democrats sure knocked over the pieces of their crumbling cities... 😆The slummification of America...🤷‍♂🇺🇸

[@OttoGunther-pn5cw]

😂

[@doctorfeelok8575]

Comparing Trump supporters to pigeons is extremely unfair to the pigeons.

[@jinglebe11rainbow37]

Thats pretty good!!!

[@spacecase382]

Lmao, cant even use your own saying kiddo

[@shannonwhiting6668]

"Beautiful blue eyes?" He meant to say, "My weak, old, sad, evil eyes."

[@williamroyer4669]

Donald's eyes look red, and glassy is he intoxicated 🤔

[@theantagonizer9835]

Sound like sleepy uncle joe

[@treeman2660]

Guys got bowling bags under his eyes

[@jackn8458]

⁠@@theantagonizer9835Trump has been falling asleep in court and that makes you think of Biden. Your maga brain is broke.

[@bobbart4198]

@@theantagonizer9835 ... Not anymore - It's SLEEP DON now ! ...

[@shaunshimizu4322]

Y'all obviously never been to court..that shit is boring as hell.

[@roberttaylor7064]

Not when its you facing jail for the rest of your life.

[@dennistaylor-lr3oi]

If I was on trial, how could I sleep. I believe he was sleeping.

[@beanz4806]

Lol. I was on a jury panel and fell asleep. Was surprised I didn't get talked to by the judge or challenged by either counsel.

[@HissyFitPet]

“Just closing my eyes” is what my Dad used to say after he was snoring to beat the band lmao

[@keithgriffiths9864]

It will be hilarious if he starts snoring whilst closing his eyes and 'concentrating'

[@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G]

"Donald Trump Was the Dumbest Goddam Student I Ever Had." ~ Professor William T. Kelley of Marketing at Wharton School of Business and Finance.

[@stephanegosselin2861]

Of course he was without any doubt

[@jackrice2770]

Yeah, but he got a C anyway.

[@rmcdudmk212]

@@jackrice2770 either because his daddy paid for it or the teacher hated him so much he pass the clown to get him out of his classroom. 😂

[@jillionairess]

@@jackrice2770 I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you didn't go to college. :D

[@donnahicks3862]

I'm sorry, I bet that was the worst year teaching. He's definitely the worst president in US history!

[@michaelmalmgren431]

Just wait until SNL opens with Trump sleeping in court. I can see it as a cold open skit.

[@truthtellerfreethinker7311]

Did it called him sleepy Donald?

[@kamusnainen]

`my beautiful blue eyes` 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kermitd.upsilon2478]

He is absolutely falling asleep. I have no doubts now.

[@mhall801]

Case is going to be thrown out anyway. Who cares.

[@lamontcranston3177]

It's the pills.

[@redcomet0079]

@@mhall801 you care that’s why you’re in your feelings Trumplican

[@rmcdudmk212]

​@@mhall801you cared enough to cry about it ❄️. 😂

[@yvanlachance8269]

​@@mhall801You wish!

[@programmerdave9893]

“Diet Cokes”… right. Pretty sure he’s on heavier stimulants than caffeine.

[@Jake_Official.963]

Yea, right, Donnie . Vote 🗳 Vote 💙 2024 , I'm with Joe 💙 💯, Have a nice day , Go, Padres. We are not sleeping either, Donnie.

[@opsphantom2833]

bruh joe is destroying the country

[@40KWill]

I'm just closing my eyes. What every old person says when they dose off.

[@pauljansen1137]

Funny how he has stopped calling Biden "Sleepy Joe"......😀!!

[@mhall801]

He did that along time ago. Calls him Crooked joe now, suites him.

[@rmcdudmk212]

​@@mhall801cope cultist ❄️. 😂😂😂

[@redcomet0079]

@@mhall801 spamming comments for attention huh? Sad

[@spiceyhotpot]

@@mhall801 Dump is projection and we saw how crooked Dump was, now we see how sleepy he is. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Blazen747]

lol 😃

[@redcomet0079]

Let me guess: he lied, just like he lies about everything 🙄

[@mhall801]

You people cry about everything don’t you! Lol

[@detritiv0re144]

@@mhall801 How old are you? What's your occupation and level of education?

[@jonathanboam5409]

@@mhall801 Public officials lying to the faces of the public just might be something worth getting upset about.

[@jaundice_japlin]

​@@mhall801 Quit projecting troll

[@jaundice_japlin]

@@detritiv0re144 He's a Midwest or southern rube. Trumps base.

[@danielmoskowitz3060]

hahaha. The old "I was just resting my eyes". I've used that one too. Classic!

[@monie1527]

"Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible: There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain," Liz Cheney

[@akrenwinkle]

Liz Cheney speaking of dishonor? Her dad started two completely phony wars that had nothing to do with 9/11. I know Americans care nothing about the damage they do to the people who are invaded, but America has lost billions, more likely trillions, of dollars on these adventures, not to mention American lives lost.

[@bonniecline5014]

Liz Cheney...a person who stands for country BEFORE party!

[@akrenwinkle]

I wrote something about her dad and the phony wars on Afghanistan and Iraq, and it was censored.

[@monie1527]

@@akrenwinkle The entire Cheney family are a bunch of war mongering so and so's. But that being said. Liz did the right thing.

[@ericsanders1447]

@@akrenwinkle for what?

[@TheAmazingSpaghetti]

I knew he would make up a laughable excuse, I just wasn't sure which one.

[@buntyjoy1800]

He is such a a liar and weirdo

[@rabidcujocrazy7462]

Are you talking about Biden? Because it sounds like you're talking about Biden

[@kewakl8891]

@@rabidcujocrazy7462 stay on topic

[@user-hu5iw4lb4x]

Yes creepy weirdo !

[@rohandhanota9944]

@@rabidcujocrazy7462Biden: You cannot hurt my son, he is innocent. Oh I don't have dementia, look at the doc who checked me. Proceeds to bribe the doc to hide his medical status.

[@rohandhanota9944]

@@kewakl8891 Too hard, my dementia brain keeps switching off into sleep.

[@gerryjamesedwards1227]

I'm not asleep, I'm just looking at the inside of my eyelids.

[@BillyColeII-dr6dk]

Checking them for leaks...

[@DSRQ1]

"I said to myself, with tears in my eyes, "Sir, you, or I, have the most beautiful blue eyes! No one has ever seen anything like it!"

[@ardiii746]

BIDEN 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@JerryScott777]

💀🤣🤣🤣

[@inrainbows1829]

No thanks Trump for life

[@MikeNey]

bro dropped his clown mask

[@philster6383]

@@inrainbows1829 says the trump cultist. You are a trump sheep

[@Holliswasthere]

@@inrainbows1829we see, it’s would honestly be better if a criminal don’t take power again but we'll see only time will talk and it sadly like peoples like you that will be making America downfall faster.

[@Mistersnv]

Don Snoreleone, aka Nap-olean Bonafart, just can not stop his lies either. Vote Blue 2024 🇺🇸

[@rmcdudmk212]

Sleepy Diaper Donny 😂

[@USS-SNAKE-ISLAND]

Gasolini

[@mothersgauri4137]

Puddle pants

[@heatherpayne1995]

Yeah, my dad is also in his 70s and nobody buys the "resting my eyes" from him either.

[@dennistaylor-lr3oi]

Trump... "No one has more blood shot, pale blue, swollen eyes then me".

[@plonkersbro]

Yeah he ain't sleeping. He's unconscious from being knocked out by his farts

[@rmcdudmk212]

Just farts, or is it him filling his diapers again?

[@jimreeves1954]

I guess you must have smelled one of his farts to make this really classy intelligent comment

[@richardvale214]

😂😂😂

[@tessalister1226]

How old are you?

[@mothersgauri4137]

Or the warm puddle in his pants.

[@grandcalia8988]

FORMER president, dude. Quit legitimizing the fool.

[@ecurewitz]

Current defendant

[@PC-tc5je]

Aww don’t get all worked up about it poosee

[@BurkBernard]

@@PC-tc5jescared to cuss like a child.

[@PC-tc5je]

@BurkBernard It’s almost like there’s censorship on KZbin….

[@Giggitygoo67]

@@ecurewitzwith no evidence or proof for a conviction 😂

[@DaveD1420]

Never in my 5+ decades on this planet have I ever heard or seen a person refer to their own eyes as beautiful. This guy is something else.

[@RaggedyHobo]

You should see how romantic he can be when he gets himself alone.

[@DaveD1420]

@@RaggedyHobo I'd rather not. 🤮😂

[@RaggedyHobo]

@@DaveD1420 🤣🤣🤣

[@wmp3346]

I always listen and interact with my eyes 👀 closed 😂😂😂

[@tim5111]

This guy just keeps on lying

[@rabidcujocrazy7462]

Are you talking about Biden? Because it sounds like you're talking about Biden

[@jimreeves1954]

​Has to be because Biden hasn't spoken one word of truth in 51 years​@@rabidcujocrazy7462

[@kewakl8891]

@@rabidcujocrazy7462 are you spamming? Because it sounds like you are spamming

[@aleinstein3223]

It's not Diet coke. He's on the hard stuff, regular coke. Look at the cans. There is nothing diet about this guy.

[@patrickdunn8918]

The hard stuff 😃

[@thebeautifulmanclub3790]

Hunter is on the “regular Coke” and you don’t mind a crackhead.

[@theantagonizer9835]

Your friend hunter knows what’s the good coke cooked in to crack

[@bobbart4198]

@@patrickdunn8918 Yes - Diet PEPSI !

[@nickglorioso1074]

At lest his not stuff in his face with ice cream hiding in the basement because his scared shirtless to depart President Trump. FJB Trump in 2024

[@teresaHify]

FJB FJB FJB FJB

[@gregoriancatmonk6904]

Yeah, hes falling asleep....I used to close my beautiful blue eyes durring my math class and "listen intensely" too, but my teacher never failed to smack me upside my head with a ruler when my snores disrupted his class.

[@maxmcgloin]

If you don't want to be stuck as a defendant in a criminal case, maybe don't do shit that gets you charged and indicted. If you do maybe don't run for POTUS.

[@ecurewitz]

He’s been doing it his whole life and getting away with it, now he’s upset he’s finally facing consequences

[@jeannerogers7085]

Yes, and it seems quite a strain. Donald can't cavort in criminal court like he is used to doing in civil cases.

[@760HorsePower]

Any news from not tsi Ukraine?

[@Greg-yu4ij]

Well the opposition presidential candidate is being dragged into court on about 100 different illegal sham trials so he has to get some sleep somewhere. Even with Biden taking bribes from China I wouldn’t want to see him on trial. That would disenfranchise the millions of theoretical voters who cast their vote for him, just to have some crooked DA get elected specifically to “find a crime” that fits

[@dickjones8119]

you mean hurt liberal feelings 😂

[@laskey2175]

That excuse is almost as obvious as his sharpie forged weather map. 🤣

[@joannefitzpatrick992]

Putting out a false weather report is actually a felony and other crime that he will never be held accountable for

[@RobinaB530]

He complains it's too cold then falls asleep?

[@TheYoungblood46]

David Urban acts like he's still on Trump's payroll and not CNN's.

[@NefariousEnough]

He probably lied. He's been suffocating the entire gallery with voluminous blasts of toxic, noxious gases.

[@danielarocha6964]

Biden lied about not being bribed by china

[@metalguy223]

Giving the Court all the respect it deserves.

[@brettfavrewelfarequeen9886]

👨‍⚖️ 👨‍⚖️ Odor in the court! 👨‍⚖️ 👨‍⚖️

[@r.mucklin1703]

Good for Trump and the blasted toxic gases. Hope he has a diet which helps him keep it up, as it's probably an indirect way of letting this judge and D.A. know that the whole thing is a sham and a witch hunt.

[@4014Thugsy]

"closed my beautiful blue eyes"... Um, narcissist make comments like this. Why are people still feeding his over sized EGO?

[@tessalister1226]

Can't you see he's taking the p...

[@kewakl8891]

too invested to bear the insult of the truth

[@cindythayer242]

You listen INTENTLY, not INTENSLY. Definitely a master of the English language. Showing his idiocy yet again.

[@goldenera4ever]

I would love if the judge stopped everyone from talking and just have everyone sit there in silence until he starts snoring then put him in jail for 30 days.

[@Zoomerland]

There are many Americans paying attention to this trial. I want to know if this creep will be held accountable for a lifetime of lies and criminal actions. Sleezy Donald

[@lujinming6339]

Your man sniffs little girls, are you OK with that ?

[@marianlincoln9008]

Gee I wonder if hes going to use my husbands families line... "I WASNT ASLEEP, I WAS CHECKING INSIDE OF MY EYELIDS FOR HOLES IN THEM"!!!!!

[@anissaroberts1403]

Yeah, old men will typically claim they aren't "sleeping" when clearly they are. Who hasn't heard grandpa say, "I was resting my eyes." "I was listening to the game/show"😅

[@Ddarke11]

Don Snoreleon catching hell after all the Sleepy Joe jokes is just juicy.

[@PapaWooody]

He’s actually reviewing his Ivanka Spank Bank.

[@mnsawmill2904]

He closes his eye's and listen's so hard it makes him fart !! LOL

[@mhall801]

Stick to your day job, if you work. Comedy is not your calling. 2 cannibals standing beside their cooking pot. One says to the other, “Want some more biden meat?” He cannibal says, “No thanks, biden meat gives me the sh*ts”. 😂🤣😂. Now that’s funny, You can use that.

[@ecurewitz]

Listens to his own snoring

[@MajinBuu-oo3vn]

I would too if I was dealing with the same bs.

[@BigfootVsDuck]

I too shit my pants while listening intently

[@davidleaman6801]

Closing your eyes is the antithesis to taking it all in.

[@RaggedyHobo]

Contradictions are sort of “his thing”.

[@brunogauthier1]

After the fartgate, now the snoozegate. I can wait to listen to Linsey Graham defending Trump gas and narcolepsy

[@rmcdudmk212]

Lindsay is too busy on his knees for Trump. 😂

[@cswanson4476]

With tears in his eyes.

[@tessalister1226]

Farting and snoozing are maybe anti social but aren't crimes. These very serious charges against Trump should be treated as such. Infantile comments do not help.

[@PC-tc5je]

The media is so desperate to smear they ran a story about how Ivanka “blamed gas on a classmate” back in the day.. that’s who you get your news from…

[@ghostpine]

Remembering the little boys😂😂😂😂​@@cswanson4476

[@ifiknewthen13]

That's what hes concerned about? How could someone not LAUGH at this😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@superkid12345]

"many people have said i wasn't asleep. I was awake, i'm a great awake person, not like Hilary, or Crooked Joe, with his emails and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

[@mr-boo]

People have come up to me with tears in their eyes and said, “sir, you are the most awake person I have ever seen!”. It’s true, it’s true.

[@garylefevers]

You Trump worshipers seriously do not see your own hypocrisy do you? Much like the "Sugars". Who adore Harry and Nutmeg and the Diana worshipers. It really is sad and disturbing.

[@Ganggreenbmx]

Haha keep this going! 😂

[@DavidJ222]

To be fair, Trump really is a victim. He's a victim of the sandman, who has him in a sleeper hold everyday in court. 🤣 "We're off to never-never land."😴zzzzz

[@jeanmorell76]

😂😂😂LOL

[@brianmartinez7530]

The court truly is boring.... it puts crackheads to sleep

[@dawg40fn]

Freddy Krueger got him, he probably thinks he's a dream warrior

[@dawg40fn]

​@@brianmartinez7530yep he's doing that dope fiend lean

[@brianmartinez7530]

@@dawg40fn I don't blame him. I hate court.

[@Lauren_1987]

Trump just violated ANOTHER gag order. I'm surprised Trump didn't mention he is stinking up the courtroom with his farts.

[@axeguy85]

For the first time in history Sleepy and Sleezy are one in the same "emotional" Dwarf.

[@01FUMBLE]

Diet Coke withdrawal....yeah right ...what a stupid argument.

[@rmcdudmk212]

He can't snort Adderall in the courtroom so he's a sleepy boy. 😂

[@joannefitzpatrick992]

​@@rmcdudmk212that's what I was thinking, or that he is taking something else

[@margaretgray4170]

To continue giving this monster a platform for him and his the enablers to continue his lying rhetoric is astounding!

[@PeterOConnell-pq6io]

A la Monte Python dead parrot skit "He ain't sleeping, 'ees just pining, pining for the fjords, beautiful orange plumage isn't it"

[@gbarbecue2399]

I sometimes close my beautiful brown eyes during car journeys. Always freaks my passengers out though..

[@williamjohnson7659]

You betcha Tubby, we believe ya. Maybe you are just being unwoke.

[@akrenwinkle]

I wrote a reply with a word pronounced like "phat" and it was censored. But "Tubby" stays up!

[@dawhite115]

Why do grown ups.in USA drink cokes and sodas. Always thouvht it bizarre that offices have fridges full of the obesity / diabetes drinks

[@joannefitzpatrick992]

Because sugar is extremely addictive

[@jeannerogers7085]

We do love carbonation, don't we? And ice, Americans ice any drink.

[@gregoryclark3870]

he falling asleep because he knows the Supreme Court will protect him

[@roberttaylor7064]

They can't.

[@gregoryclark3870]

@@roberttaylor7064 unfortunately the conservative majority I think will remember he appointed three judges

[@polygonalmasonary]

‘Especially not today’, absolutely no need to add that phrase unless he had fallen asleep on previous days. 🙄🇬🇧💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇬🇧🇺🇦🙏🌈♥️

[@adamswitlak1242]

Now we have to wait for the official and very stable tweet about the wet farts, and we will know everything.

[@hepcat5199]

So, they don’t know what the trial is about but believe it’s a sham. SO brainwashed.

[@bonniecline5014]

Yes, but will they actually drink the kool-aid??😂

[@hepcat5199]

Obviously, they’re already DRUNK.

[@AlanGray-ly4iw]

...and when I snore... I'm mumbling to myself...

[@dral9657]

Let him sleep, he is practicing for prison !

[@mrsplanetmaster9]

Lying EYES , he's so in love with himself. At the least get some sunglasses 😎🗽🇺🇸🧢

[@paulmcdermott638]

Especially when his mouth falls open and he is drulling

[@tessalister1226]

You saw that did you.

[@danielmoskowitz3060]

I'm gonna guess what the response is. "I wasn't sleeping. You were sleeping"

[@grunthostheflatulent2613]

"He's not sleeping, he's pining for the fjords..."

[@dalecrocker3213]

I expect he was just planning his revenge.

[@marktaylor4496]

Sleeping again Don!😂 Go to sleep little baby song 🎶 Sing it now!

[@MR-mc6rj]

Trump the only man who sleeps with his eyes open & stays awake with his eyes closed. What a genius.

[@schmoopieanderson2511]

Dead eyes.

[@shigshug8581]

NAP-oleon Bonafart

[@rmcdudmk212]

That's a good one 😂

[@stuartsmith8155]

It's a great time to be a psychologist.

[@josephsonora3787]

THIS STORY IS ABOUT AS IMPORTANT AS THE "2 SCOOPS OF VANILLA ICE CREAM" GATE! 😂 SMH

[@jcarterla]

My dad was always just resting his eyes despite the snoring.

[@user-zn5qg4se6q]

A serious question! Are defendants drug tested before court? Good, if they do!

[@bonniecline5014]

Good question

[@StewieGriffin505]

No. I've never heard of that.

[@andy21475]

MALIGENT NARCIST!! (bid beautiful blue eyes?)

[@longskyhook4917]

Trump: I was looking for pinholes in my eyelids.

[@hermosotino]

We are all enablers, willingly and unwillingly, to this narcissist!!! Wtf! STOP IT!!

[@alicepalka9547]

And whatever else he takes!

[@NopeUghUghAbsolutelyNot]

As soon as he said he was just closing his blue eyes... we knew he was lying. He is the epitome of thou doth protest too much

[@rosemarisimonet6860]

Whoever the corespondent is she is SOOOOOOOOOO sorry as a reporter. You keep giving trump a pass when he would imprison you lady!

[@hodaka1000]

Uncomfortable chair ? Give it the chair

[@stoneyll]

Sleeeepy Don~!

[@RO-dj8dp]

Let me guess next he'll say he's not farting in court.

[@RaggedyHobo]

He is going to claim the deep state is framing him for farting.🤣

[@pl3aseleavemeal0ne]

He addressed the sleeping but not the stinking 😂

[@kathleencaulder8651]

The courtroom is so boring ...... and I also fall asleep.

[@roger7341]

Donnie diapers forgot to mention that when he closes those beautiful blue eyes he also lets it RIIIIPPPP...IIIPPP!!!

[@deadname...]

So what if he falls asleep, he works his ass off and he shouldn't be there in the first place. *MAGA 24*

[@lbednaz]

You're right....DUMPTY SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR 20-24 YEARS!

[@bluedog9935]

Right! Who cares if he doze’s off at his own criminal trial while behaving like a juvenile by calling Biden sleepy Joe? Maybe that’s why it’s been in the news so much. Kind of an irony, hypocrisy and karma milk shake for everyone to drink in. Trump’s never worked a day in his life. He’s been a mobster his whole life. And he should’ve been on trial mid summer 2021 for attempting a coup and instigating an insurrection. So, you’re wrong, he should be there and at every criminal trial that he’s a defendant. Literally, anyone else would have been held without bail while awaiting trial. You MAGAT’s make me wanna puke.

[@russel777]

We thought that our university teacher was sleeping too while talking. It turned out he was not.He was just closing his eyes to rest

[@prettyacct]

This is why camera should be in the courtroom

[@sgibson5797]

Beautiful? Not one cell of Trump is beautiful.

[@IntelligentArtefact]

His prison cell will be.