Cockatoo Attempts To Order Farts Off Of Alexa

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Rebecca Stout

Rebecca Stout

4 жыл бұрын

Onni cockatoos owners/parents found out he has been up to some tricks with their Amazon Alexa. He has made an ongoing shopping list, but they have no idea how he did it. They do not know how to activate the Alexa skill and thought it would be funny not to learn and just leave it up to Onni and see what happens. Meanwhile they did try to teach Onni to command Alexa to fart. They didn't quite expect what happened next …
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@RebeccaStout
@RebeccaStout 5 ай бұрын
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@Psythik
@Psythik 4 ай бұрын
You *do* realize that you don't have to pause and wait for the lights before talking, right? The very moment you say "Alexa", it immediately starts listening. So just talk to it like you would a person.
@RebeccaStout
@RebeccaStout 4 ай бұрын
@Psythik Thanks. I didn't figure that out until the last couple of years, after having it for many, many years.
@thomasliptak9469
@thomasliptak9469 4 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the classic shopping list of: Fart, Fart, hello, and eggs
@amandac8836
@amandac8836 4 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha
@briannao3967
@briannao3967 4 жыл бұрын
Yes my dog first time heard the Alexa he was like what was that I’m so confused then he took his poopie emoji pillow that I won at the carnival and it rip one day my mom almost threw it out so my mom had to fix him or else my dog would be very day he was howling like he was crying
@PhoenixIliana
@PhoenixIliana 4 жыл бұрын
I’m going out to the supermarket today .want me to buy anything else other than the list?
@howeffingridiculous
@howeffingridiculous 4 жыл бұрын
fart, fart, hello eggs! It's a natural progression
@katelynvcm6185
@katelynvcm6185 4 жыл бұрын
Skylah SPOILER
@arvurebantra7639
@arvurebantra7639 3 жыл бұрын
People: "Birds are so smart and majestic!" Birds: "ALEXA ORDER FARTS"
@CliffuckingBooth
@CliffuckingBooth 3 жыл бұрын
Let 2-3yo child to make an order like this. Would have been something similar.
@blupyxi5669
@blupyxi5669 3 жыл бұрын
More like her owner really.
@kattfromsplatsville
@kattfromsplatsville 3 жыл бұрын
“out in the wild, a bird ordering hellos, farts, and eggs” “(sob) *it’s* *beautiful* “
@JonBoullion1020
@JonBoullion1020 3 жыл бұрын
You know damn well Amazon was 2.7 seconds into packaging a box of farts to ship to these customers. 😶
@adrienchandler4906
@adrienchandler4906 3 жыл бұрын
@@JonBoullion1020 If Bezos could figure out a way, I'm sure he'd make money off it.
@kola544
@kola544 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the beginning is just Onni's owner agressively telling Alexa, "Alexa. 𝙁𝙖𝙧𝙩."
@donaldstanfield8862
@donaldstanfield8862 2 жыл бұрын
I bet they're tired of hearing Onni tell Alexa to fart by now!?
@Wingedmagician
@Wingedmagician 2 жыл бұрын
Day one when we perfect AI house helper robots
@peggysouther4484
@peggysouther4484 2 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this video and when It’s telling Alexa to fart...My Alexa is saying...Sorry, I don’t know that! Lol!
@scarlettarana
@scarlettarana 2 жыл бұрын
My Alexa heard the video
@midgets111
@midgets111 Жыл бұрын
How I talk to the wamen.
@ItsJames101
@ItsJames101 Жыл бұрын
I love how when Alexa says “you have four items on your shopping list” onni just looks like he’s freaking out about being caught
@birdlover7776
@birdlover7776 7 ай бұрын
Yes lol❤!
@calicoquilter4472
@calicoquilter4472 4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't scared - like any intelligent being he heard farts and moved out of range!
@EyeSeeThruYou
@EyeSeeThruYou 4 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆
@Bonbon54220
@Bonbon54220 4 жыл бұрын
Calico Quilter Lol. He’s very smart. 😂😂
@lottalys6454
@lottalys6454 4 жыл бұрын
Birds are smarter than us for sure 😂
@antonelabakavic4045
@antonelabakavic4045 4 жыл бұрын
@Calico Quilter exactly 😉😂
@runewolf77
@runewolf77 4 жыл бұрын
Smart bird 😂
@poggersquirrel583
@poggersquirrel583 3 жыл бұрын
“The government is listening.” “Fart”
@RawMilkEnthusiast
@RawMilkEnthusiast 3 жыл бұрын
The FBI operator assigned to monitor this family would probably be too terrified to go over if they said anything incriminating 😂
@Hana-ku9dh
@Hana-ku9dh 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@BenjaminGessel
@BenjaminGessel 3 жыл бұрын
And this fart's just for you, Illuminaughty folks!! 😁😁😁😁
@jackiek.
@jackiek. 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kafka6451
@kafka6451 3 жыл бұрын
I needed that laugh. So funny.
@leokimvideo
@leokimvideo 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know wether to laugh or be super afraid. If Birds and AI get together were in huge trouble.
@lopwr1212
@lopwr1212 2 жыл бұрын
how do I see you everywhere
@celestejones6315
@celestejones6315 Жыл бұрын
They already are. Birds, the fed, and big tech are all conspiring together already, didn't ya know? 😂🤣 (That's sarcasm, just to be clear. I'm not really a conspiracy theorist who believes birds aren't real and are actually government robots or however it goes, lol.)
@11kimczi
@11kimczi 11 ай бұрын
were?
@ericah6546
@ericah6546 10 ай бұрын
Bird will be the master species
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 10 ай бұрын
*whether *if birds *together, we're
@TanyaQueen182
@TanyaQueen182 2 жыл бұрын
There's so much intelligence you can see in the bird's eyes as he's listening to her speak. You can almost see him figuring it out in his mind if that makes sense. Anyways, so cute.
@JefferyClifford-js8dj
@JefferyClifford-js8dj 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Tanya. How are you doing today?
@punisher0717
@punisher0717 Жыл бұрын
Shame about the owner though huh.
@swervsplatt9672
@swervsplatt9672 Жыл бұрын
So much intelligence in the birds eyes, followed by the realization that he's trapped in a house, with an immature child as his caretaker...😒
@swervsplatt9672
@swervsplatt9672 Жыл бұрын
@@JefferyClifford-js8dj That's really awkward... You should work on your social skills; learn cues, when to and when not to try and make random passes at strangers...
@Anonymous-km5pj
@Anonymous-km5pj Жыл бұрын
yes... astounding these birds.....
@phoenixw2735
@phoenixw2735 4 жыл бұрын
The ideal shopping list: Fart Fart Hello Eggs
@howeffingridiculous
@howeffingridiculous 4 жыл бұрын
the eggs keep the cycle going
@brandonr1729
@brandonr1729 3 жыл бұрын
i think you order the eggs first. The farts are free.
@jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422
@jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422 3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonr1729 Could order some Liquid Ass fart spray though...😂
@unclebarry1349
@unclebarry1349 3 жыл бұрын
I love abit of farts in the morning
@eventsotherthingswithchris9019
@eventsotherthingswithchris9019 3 жыл бұрын
Things everyone really needs during this crazy time we're all in!
@LibraBlue1962
@LibraBlue1962 4 жыл бұрын
“Farts, hellos, and eggs” are manageable, so long as Onni says “Fart” and not “Foreign cars.”
@jerryp1392
@jerryp1392 4 жыл бұрын
If cars, motorcycles and computers were on the shopping list then you may have a problem.
@janeyrevanescence12
@janeyrevanescence12 4 жыл бұрын
now don't give her any ideas.
@TheWolvesGang
@TheWolvesGang 4 жыл бұрын
janeyrevanescence12 Onni is a boy
@ArnethProductions
@ArnethProductions 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@eventsotherthingswithchris9019
@eventsotherthingswithchris9019 3 жыл бұрын
@@jerryp1392 Especially if you get a bill for these later on.
@Phil8sheo
@Phil8sheo 3 жыл бұрын
My grandpa used to make us eggs and bacon for breakfast. Afterwards he would let out a nice fart and say "Ohhh, Hello". I think my grandpa reincarnated to your bird.
@callmekrismael7023
@callmekrismael7023 2 жыл бұрын
Sir your grandfather was a cockatoo
@oriraykai3610
@oriraykai3610 Жыл бұрын
Good possibility!
@Adi_The_Gamer4158
@Adi_The_Gamer4158 Жыл бұрын
Reincarnation is real!
@concentrateddarkmatter7991
@concentrateddarkmatter7991 5 ай бұрын
Hi dad I found your account!
@carpe_poon5761
@carpe_poon5761 2 жыл бұрын
I just love when the feathers raise up on top of their head. Like their version of raising eye brows
@laurenmastroviti6543
@laurenmastroviti6543 Жыл бұрын
I know me too! They're so adorable. 😄💟
@carpe_poon5761
@carpe_poon5761 Жыл бұрын
@@laurenmastroviti6543 I know they’re cute. I just love animals. I think owls are super sweet too
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 10 ай бұрын
*eyebrows
@parsakondori
@parsakondori 4 жыл бұрын
the daily essentials: fart, fart, hello, and eggs.
@ocean.wxvess
@ocean.wxvess 3 жыл бұрын
Parsa Kondori xD
@adameves5970
@adameves5970 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. We literally ALL just watched the video. No reason to repeat it. We JUST watched it. What are you some sort of generic derp of a person? Yikes.
@ghoulerghoul
@ghoulerghoul 3 жыл бұрын
@@adameves5970 calm down , I don’t get why you’re saying that stuff it’s just a little joke , calm yourself .
@waqasahmed939
@waqasahmed939 3 жыл бұрын
@@adameves5970 Bloody hell. I thought that little joke was funny in itself!
@open-rhythm
@open-rhythm 2 жыл бұрын
You can’t deny that at least 2 of these are common everyday things. Hello’s so common it even has variants. Eggs are so normal that we eat them often. And for the nights, we have farts. Possibly even more then 2. (Apparently)
@sarahknight6627
@sarahknight6627 4 жыл бұрын
“Alexa add fart to my shopping list.” “Okay, adding fart to shopping list.” Literally like that episode of South Park. 😂
@skinney9542
@skinney9542 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Toothless_Clubb
@Toothless_Clubb 2 жыл бұрын
@@skinney9542 XD How can you add hellos and farts to shopping lists?
@rayl7336
@rayl7336 2 жыл бұрын
@@Toothless_Clubb Bezos will find a way
@kdmil2002
@kdmil2002 2 жыл бұрын
I could just see the wheels turning in that bird's brain when you were teaching it how to order farts. He was really thinking it over and trying to understand the process and make the connection. What intelligence.
@oriraykai3610
@oriraykai3610 Жыл бұрын
I got the impression he knew exactly what farts were and didn't realize that that machine or whatever he thinks it is can fart like a living creature.
@dallynsr
@dallynsr Жыл бұрын
You said Bird Brain.
@presidentofallfoodnice8113
@presidentofallfoodnice8113 Жыл бұрын
​@@oriraykai3610 no
@lucy2014
@lucy2014 Жыл бұрын
As this video was playing, the Alexa on my nightstand was making fart sounds every time she heard it said in the video. When the lady mentioned the shopping list, my Alexa started to tell me what I had on my list. I had to keep telling her to stop. I was laughing at both, and the very cute bird!
@lorraineniece8813
@lorraineniece8813 Жыл бұрын
Lucy that is hilarious! Thanks I really needed that today.😂
@DplusTr
@DplusTr 4 жыл бұрын
... a package containing greeting cards, Whoopee cushions, and eggs arrives at your doorstep
@rebeccahherdener2068
@rebeccahherdener2068 2 жыл бұрын
Or fart spray.🤣😂
@6falconsue
@6falconsue 4 жыл бұрын
It never seems to take birbs very long to learn to say "Alexa" :)
@LunaRayArclight
@LunaRayArclight 4 жыл бұрын
I mostly hear “Arexa” than “Alexa” from my cousin’s bird
@ericmendenhall2867
@ericmendenhall2867 4 жыл бұрын
They also learn the chime doorbell noises too. Drives my friend nuts
@tessarix
@tessarix 4 жыл бұрын
Also some of them can pronounce the word "birds" not "birbs". LOL
@LunaRayArclight
@LunaRayArclight 4 жыл бұрын
all the ring tones of the household. both the landline and the cell phones. don't forget the kitchen cooking timer
@anneheimburger3186
@anneheimburger3186 4 жыл бұрын
@@LunaRayArclight must be a Chinese bird.
@Meowface.
@Meowface. 2 жыл бұрын
Somewhere out there someone is spying on Alexa devices thinking they’re going to get some juicy secret info Instead they hear a bird ordering farts
@randseedbin9440
@randseedbin9440 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't play this video. Every time you said "fart" my Alexa would think I was talking to it and let one rip. 😆
@ruthevans1249
@ruthevans1249 2 ай бұрын
So did mine 😂🤣
@Challenger2A7
@Challenger2A7 17 күн бұрын
Same here, she let rip with a real squelcher!
@GotchaBird
@GotchaBird 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha that’s is fantastic! 😂 you’ve gotta catch Onni in the act of ordering lmao I love it
@RebeccaStout
@RebeccaStout 4 жыл бұрын
Lord knows I'm dying to. we are having so much with the fact that we have no clue how to open up some sort of shopping thing on it and order things. Only Onni knows so far. Right now he annoys the heck out of me because I love listening to music. That is what I use her for. Onni loves saying Alexa now and he is starting to copy my commands like Alexa stop/skip/whatever. Right in the middle of Neal Diamon: ".. ." hands reaching out... touching me... touching YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, Sweet.." "ALEXA STOP". "GDAMNIT ONNI REALLY? ugh" You and your family is awesome. Charming. Have always loved you. Lil Ollie lol, the baby, axoltol, doggy, etc. Great message and great way of showing how a pet can fit in to families, even challenging ones.
@avadadah6088
@avadadah6088 3 жыл бұрын
Gotcha the Cockatoo I love watching your videos your Cokatoo is so funny and cute
@midenightsparkle3
@midenightsparkle3 3 жыл бұрын
There are many great videos on how to do it.
@jenaesanchez5463
@jenaesanchez5463 3 жыл бұрын
No.no.no.no.no.no.no
@spikebrannigan
@spikebrannigan 3 жыл бұрын
Set up as many video cameras as it takes to record Onni telling Alexa to order farts, and then post the vids ASAP - that would definabsotively be freakin' EPIC!!!!!
@katiekat2921
@katiekat2921 3 жыл бұрын
"Alexa : fart". Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 'humanity'.
@pegasusrepublic375
@pegasusrepublic375 3 жыл бұрын
Omni: “Alexa?! Order eggs. Order farts. *Initiate order 66.”*
@pampire13
@pampire13 12 күн бұрын
Nooo, not order 66! Think of the children!
@breakingewes1316
@breakingewes1316 2 жыл бұрын
I love that cheeky ‘Alexa fart’ with his back turned at the end 😂😂😂
@TheViewFromUpHere
@TheViewFromUpHere 4 жыл бұрын
So that's what is in those plastic inflated packaging bags that come with my orders.
@skinney9542
@skinney9542 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@brownieboy8405
@brownieboy8405 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@kimberlygarner2723
@kimberlygarner2723 3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense! 💨💨💨
@lordofthewoods
@lordofthewoods 3 жыл бұрын
DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE BEEN THROWING THEM OUT!
@itsmelissa5788
@itsmelissa5788 3 жыл бұрын
This made my day, I'm dieing laughing! 😂
@GotchaBird
@GotchaBird 4 жыл бұрын
I had to watch this again 😂😂😂
@comegeturapplesauce
@comegeturapplesauce 3 жыл бұрын
Third
@miuper4263
@miuper4263 3 жыл бұрын
fourth
@miuper4263
@miuper4263 3 жыл бұрын
fifth
@miuper4263
@miuper4263 3 жыл бұрын
6th
@bendyandtheinkmachinezeekg3733
@bendyandtheinkmachinezeekg3733 3 жыл бұрын
7th
@bigharrykochenbauls4567
@bigharrykochenbauls4567 3 жыл бұрын
The birb moved knowing that one more fart might lead to splatter..
@pixkle4695
@pixkle4695 3 жыл бұрын
Alexa: “you have four items on your shopping list“ Onni: “wAIT NO-“
@arunk-vc
@arunk-vc 3 жыл бұрын
Onni really embarrassed when Alexa read the list out aloud (• ▽ •;)
@tylermiddaugh1515
@tylermiddaugh1515 3 жыл бұрын
i cried laughing at this
@intj1434
@intj1434 4 жыл бұрын
I love how when you show her "fart" the first time, she curiously looks at Alexa to see what this new unheard-of command does! She copies up to "Alexa" and then she's like "ooh that's new". The facial expression of pure intrigue and awe is so evident it's amazing and adorable.
@TanyaQueen182
@TanyaQueen182 2 жыл бұрын
I commented similar. I noticed the curiosity/intelligence in his eyes as if he was trying to listen to work out how to say it. So cool.
@shirlspark_stardust
@shirlspark_stardust 7 ай бұрын
He onni is a male
@Willzb-xk4ew
@Willzb-xk4ew 4 жыл бұрын
Onni figured out how to order stuff using Alexa before his hoomans He even ordered the one thing that's so rare, you can barely find it on the black market
@user-um8yx3fk9l
@user-um8yx3fk9l 4 жыл бұрын
Dave Smith no farts
@adameves5970
@adameves5970 3 жыл бұрын
Hoomans? Wtf? Did you just derp that up with your generic human brain? For Christ's sake. Is there no standard anymore?
@walascorrea319
@walascorrea319 3 жыл бұрын
@@adameves5970 bruhhh they are just joking
@jackfruit420
@jackfruit420 3 жыл бұрын
@@adameves5970 you have the generic no-lifer brain
@birddaddydetta
@birddaddydetta 3 жыл бұрын
@@adameves5970 Nah you got that right, we're here to break 'em
@crowdedcrow3098
@crowdedcrow3098 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for giving me the BEST belly laugh first thing in the morning, I shared this with my elderly mom because bird videos like this really set her off (laughing, not cursing) and struggling with chronic health issues and pain, I do whatever I can to bring her more laughter. Onni is a gem. Is he a cuddler, I wonder? I'm going back for another watch... Laughter really is the best medicine. Better than some others I've tried, anyway.
@RebeccaStout
@RebeccaStout 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man thank you. This made MY day. My friends elderly mom was confined to bed. She loved Onni videos but especially his birdy blogs. Look up his Birdy VLOG playlist here. We actually make mini adventures movies of his life.
@SinisterGrape626
@SinisterGrape626 2 жыл бұрын
4 items on your shopping list: fart,fart,hello,eggs. thank you for choosing good bois pet store-
@melanietoth1376
@melanietoth1376 4 жыл бұрын
I love seeing how birds learn. You can see their interest and concentration...also their playful wit and humor. Lol
@BulaGuy
@BulaGuy 4 жыл бұрын
My friend's Alexa heard this and his actually farted. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tonmion
@tonmion 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Tucker 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bellarosario2426
@bellarosario2426 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ericmendenhall2867
@ericmendenhall2867 4 жыл бұрын
Many alexas around the world have farted due to this video
@shirlspark_stardust
@shirlspark_stardust 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@BulaGuy
@BulaGuy 4 жыл бұрын
@@ericmendenhall2867 I believe so. 🤣🤣🤣
@blessparco
@blessparco 3 жыл бұрын
I'm dying of laughter right now I'm smiling so hard I can't even breathe, how cute! I love this.
@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289
@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289 Ай бұрын
I love when a cockatoo is interested in something and the feathers on their head stand up. Theyre so cute and smart. ❤
@tuliptheanimatronicskunk1726
@tuliptheanimatronicskunk1726 4 жыл бұрын
He's becoming smarter every day
@TheTaterTotP80
@TheTaterTotP80 4 жыл бұрын
Not smarter, simply more knowledgable, informed and educated. All beings are smart and intelligent, equally.
@Ashterrs
@Ashterrs 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheTaterTotP80 as much as i love animals, i doubt a Primate like a chimp or a dolphin has the same level of inteligence than a cow or even a dog.
@Jason-eo1rh
@Jason-eo1rh 3 жыл бұрын
Tulip Are your flags supposed to be be what color blind peolle see?
@stevesteady603
@stevesteady603 3 жыл бұрын
becoming farter*
@Jason-eo1rh
@Jason-eo1rh 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheTaterTotP80 Except they're not
@RebeccaStout
@RebeccaStout 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry bout revamping a past video, I just wanted to redo it with the story so I could share to other platforms.
@Turbo_Waitress
@Turbo_Waitress 4 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Stout now you should teach him “Alexa, play Despacito”
@riahirlekar8690
@riahirlekar8690 4 жыл бұрын
I love this video more and more and loottdsss of laughs
@lic.8544
@lic.8544 4 жыл бұрын
Get her to say I got your nose 😂😆
@Cissy2cute
@Cissy2cute 4 жыл бұрын
It is always fun to watch you guys, whether a new video or a blast from the past. 👍
@LunaRayArclight
@LunaRayArclight 4 жыл бұрын
Aw, it’s alright! It’s still very neat
@largeslappy
@largeslappy 10 ай бұрын
i love how onni just slowly inches and leans closer to the alexa at first and then just stares at the owner flabbergasted when it farts
@honeypuppy5375
@honeypuppy5375 3 жыл бұрын
When Onni forgets the shopping list Alexa: the shopping list is fart fart hello and eggs Onni: thank you Alexa !
@titanqueen7217
@titanqueen7217 3 жыл бұрын
This video proved that my sense of humour hasn’t changed since I was ten, and I’m ok with that. This has me laughing until I was seeing stars!
@realalcibiades2909
@realalcibiades2909 2 жыл бұрын
*humor At least you tried.
@titanqueen7217
@titanqueen7217 2 жыл бұрын
@RealAlcibiades *humour This is how it’s spelt in my country, so shush 😋
@gabrielv.4358
@gabrielv.4358 2 жыл бұрын
yeah!
@Nobody-in4kt
@Nobody-in4kt 2 жыл бұрын
The word fart still gets me… lol and I’m not 10 myself… lol
@Nobody-in4kt
@Nobody-in4kt 2 жыл бұрын
@@titanqueen7217 cool where you from?
@frankie1012
@frankie1012 4 жыл бұрын
His googly eyes when hearing fart sound 🤣😂😭 👀 I cant stop watching this!!
@shannont2524
@shannont2524 2 жыл бұрын
That bird has the biggest personality. You can tell it's well cared for and loved. Thank you for sharing.
@beautifulbrokenangel786
@beautifulbrokenangel786 Жыл бұрын
Onni ordering farts, hello, and eggs on the shopping list is hilarious.
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose 4 жыл бұрын
What's so weird about helloes, farts and eggs? I put them on my shopping list every week! 😆
@savvy17
@savvy17 4 жыл бұрын
Omg! My stomach hurts from giggling! 😆 That right there is why I love cockatoos! 💞🕊👍👏
@teristiles6823
@teristiles6823 4 жыл бұрын
same here, I haven't laughed this much in a very long time.
@lindao7887
@lindao7887 Жыл бұрын
My Alexa is going off now - so many types of farts, I did not know! - LOL
@Dixie_Belle
@Dixie_Belle Жыл бұрын
This is the first video of Onni's I've seen. Onni is adorable!!! He's so cute! I just love him!❤❤🐦
@ffssheeple
@ffssheeple 4 жыл бұрын
So I'm guessing the eggs were being ordered to make the farts last longer 😂😂😂 how cute is Onni 💞💞
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 3 жыл бұрын
To make them smellier ofc. Lolz.
@toni-mareethomas7663
@toni-mareethomas7663 4 жыл бұрын
I love this bird so adorable
@kc476
@kc476 2 жыл бұрын
This made me so happy 🥰 Everyone should have a cockatoo like Omni!
@carolfreitag6847
@carolfreitag6847 2 жыл бұрын
too funny! I had a Umbrella Cockatoo named Dakota!! They are very entertaining birds!
@OFCRX
@OFCRX 4 жыл бұрын
*brib calls Amazon* Yes hi uhm I never received my farts
@mjade1673
@mjade1673 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kattfromsplatsville
@kattfromsplatsville 3 жыл бұрын
“Do you have an exception for a whoopie cushion?”- Amazon, the website that doesn’t get birds.
@lochnessie233
@lochnessie233 3 жыл бұрын
The whole time I listened to this, my Alexa responded and farted too. I feel cosmically connected to you now.
@7777LORENZO
@7777LORENZO 2 жыл бұрын
Love the shopping list and the way he says Alexa my gosh just so cute
@terminallyelleofficial
@terminallyelleofficial 14 күн бұрын
I love the idea that an FBI agent is listening in to this and has absolutely no clue what the heck is going 😂😂😂❤❤❤
@blakesmith4725
@blakesmith4725 4 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the video very much!!! Onni sure knows how that device works!!! He can start helping out with the grocery list now!!! I wonder if they have farts and hellos at the grocery store haha!!! One smart, funny bird!!! Sweet, adorable Onni as always!!!😍
@jf4517
@jf4517 3 жыл бұрын
This is so juvenile and silly...and I am here for all of it!! Thank you for the giggles and all out laughter!
@shippinggoggles
@shippinggoggles 9 ай бұрын
i like that you can see him working this out in his brain at 0:40
@AGoodHairDay
@AGoodHairDay 2 жыл бұрын
1:26. Aww the way he says Alexa is so cute 🤣🤣💕
@sallya.2412
@sallya.2412 4 жыл бұрын
Alexa, add to the shopping list "hello, farts and eggs". LOL Onni knows how to do the shopping list. Better keep checking that shopping list, who know what Onni may add next.
@budgielife8048
@budgielife8048 4 жыл бұрын
Sally A. He will probably add the Statue of Liberty 🗽
@slovakshadow1544
@slovakshadow1544 4 жыл бұрын
Alexa, whomst'd've added peanuts on the shopping list?
@user-cj3rn1rt2p
@user-cj3rn1rt2p 3 жыл бұрын
*c h I c k e n n u g g e t* Don't ask; I don't know either😂
@adameves5970
@adameves5970 3 жыл бұрын
It's almost like you watched the video, based on your regurgitation. But it's obvious you're just a derpy generic person with no sense of normalcy.
@Itsunclegabby
@Itsunclegabby 4 жыл бұрын
He's too funny! They're just like kids. 😂 P.S. Beautiful quartz and amethyst! 😻
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 3 жыл бұрын
It is said that cockatoos have the intelligence of a five-year-old. :)
@dawnadriana1764
@dawnadriana1764 3 жыл бұрын
My Alexa just got into the act! She actually asked me If I wanted a "Christmas fart'" and then proceeded to produce an array of farts and commented on them. omg, I'm dead.
@lytebryte9676
@lytebryte9676 3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha mine did the same thing
@callumdale5089
@callumdale5089 2 жыл бұрын
I love Onni's personality, this was so funny 😂thank for making these videos I will always be a fan.
@harryhathaway1086
@harryhathaway1086 4 жыл бұрын
If mankind goes extinct I would like to come back and see that cockatoo's evolved into the next technological beings .
@RollerFoxx
@RollerFoxx 4 жыл бұрын
Cockatoos and octopi.
@peterjauch3839
@peterjauch3839 2 жыл бұрын
This vid I come to again and again to brighten my day, thank you Onni!!!
@guyfromnj
@guyfromnj 13 күн бұрын
I love birds. They are so much smarter than we give them credit for.
@CollinMacQuarrie
@CollinMacQuarrie Жыл бұрын
The way the bird looks at you like are you really doing this right now lol
@ramlathers8182
@ramlathers8182 3 жыл бұрын
the really mindblowing part was when the delivery guy showed up with a box of farts, 'hellos' and eggs a week later.
@hollycarey8426
@hollycarey8426 4 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this near my Alexa and it started making fart sounds on all of our devices in our home. So funny! Tks for the laughs!
@Encephalitisify
@Encephalitisify 5 ай бұрын
This is an Alexa Rick roll. If your Alexa device is near and you have the sound on, she will start farting.
@Jarmezrocks
@Jarmezrocks Жыл бұрын
That's hilarious.....I cracked up at her saying Alexa at the end 😆
@Xen-s_dreamagination
@Xen-s_dreamagination 4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious 😅I love it!
@shelly1657
@shelly1657 3 жыл бұрын
OMG🤣😆😅 That was awesome!! Thanks for sharing that!😂♥️
@starsiegetribes.peniswrink1320
@starsiegetribes.peniswrink1320 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious.. soo funny i love birds they are very smart
@Youneverknow222
@Youneverknow222 Жыл бұрын
Such an intelligent animal. You can see the gears turning in her mind lol
@boisterberryjam8090
@boisterberryjam8090 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that she wanted to order eggs.
@basiacolegrove7878
@basiacolegrove7878 2 жыл бұрын
Do not get tired of this!! Very cute!!! tr
@ruca9074
@ruca9074 2 жыл бұрын
Such a cutie, he/she made me laugh out loud!
@aurablue2707
@aurablue2707 4 жыл бұрын
Half a dozen of your best farts,thanks.🤗
@_matthew_1572
@_matthew_1572 3 жыл бұрын
I mean who wouldn't move away from a fart?
@raythefangirl1339
@raythefangirl1339 2 жыл бұрын
Fart, fart, hello, and eggs THE ULTIMATE SHOPPING LIST
@ayamermaidd
@ayamermaidd 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the Birdy looked so violated for the first couple farts 😂
@XawiKrishna
@XawiKrishna 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I end up rewatching this video I fear for my life cause it has me crying and wheezing every timmmmme
@marymathews8421
@marymathews8421 4 жыл бұрын
My Alexa heard this way out in the living room and did it!!🤣🤣❤❤
@taleandclawrock2606
@taleandclawrock2606 2 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious. Such a smart bird.😍
@gabrielv.4358
@gabrielv.4358 2 жыл бұрын
That title made me laugh so freaking hard lol. The video and the cockatoo is amazing!
@skp6613
@skp6613 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I’ve never seen this so I’m glad you re-did it! Lol this is so precious 😋 To this day Onni is still waiting for his toots, hello’s and eggs
@robertapearson3507
@robertapearson3507 4 жыл бұрын
Yep - I’m convinced he has been having secret communications with Petra! Whatever you do - DON’T hook Alexa up to your radio or the lights ! ! ! Who knows what will happen around your house then ! ! ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👵🏻🐾💕🇨🇦
@spacecat3198
@spacecat3198 4 жыл бұрын
🤣 Looks like this is where it’s heading.
@ericmendenhall2867
@ericmendenhall2867 4 жыл бұрын
Lol definitely not the bathroom light either. Could be disastrous
@RebeccaStout
@RebeccaStout 4 жыл бұрын
No way lol! Besides, I think Petra has a doctorates in Alexa.
@teristiles6823
@teristiles6823 4 жыл бұрын
alexa on alexa off alexa on alexa off alexa on alexa off lights go on n off at random times LOFL ROFL . I use to have a cockatoo, I miss my cockatoo :(
@maxr.mamint8580
@maxr.mamint8580 3 жыл бұрын
Ive installed things connected to Alexa from ceiling fans, lights, climate control, water faucets, door locks, alarm sirens, lawn sprinkler systems and the list goes on. I'm waiting to hear about two birbs trying to out-do each other with Alexa commands, lol
@burtonwilliams5355
@burtonwilliams5355 4 ай бұрын
I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN I SAW THE THUMB NAIL FOR THIS ! 😅🤣😂
@justwhatilike...234
@justwhatilike...234 3 жыл бұрын
We were listening to this by our Alexa ... and she tried to outdo Onni’s list . . . We never got to add eggs ... but our girl won the flatulence competition soundly with fourteen prime examples ... Who knew Alexa would even do this! The things you learn on YT😆
@RebeccaStout
@RebeccaStout 3 жыл бұрын
Much more valuable than a college education
@peaches5712
@peaches5712 3 жыл бұрын
That was so funny! I have my Alexa by my bed and it started farting from hear it on here!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
@slovnicurling9808
@slovnicurling9808 4 жыл бұрын
That beginning had me laughing. They don't know how to do shopping list with Alexa but they know how to make it fart. Classic humans :D
@littlezork
@littlezork 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this way harder than I should have.
@annjohnson1417
@annjohnson1417 4 жыл бұрын
So cool. Saw this pop up on Yahoo as an article from Rumble. Onni is internet famous. Love him. So do my sons
@frankie1012
@frankie1012 4 жыл бұрын
This is freaking hilarious. Fart, fart, hello and eggs!🤣😂😭 I hope this Onni video goes viral. You deserve it!!! 🐦❤️
@streamsofsunlight
@streamsofsunlight 10 ай бұрын
Alexa, fart!….. We are truly the pinnacle of evolution. What a time to be alive.
@fretkillrlives
@fretkillrlives 3 жыл бұрын
My nearby Echo heard the command and is now farting! Thanks a lot!
@onememetorulethemall4301
@onememetorulethemall4301 3 жыл бұрын
It's always easier ordering farts over amazon because other stores never seem to carry them
@lordofthewoods
@lordofthewoods 3 жыл бұрын
That's because they put all of the Mom and Pop fart stores out of business...
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