Coconut Mall but it Keeps Getting Faster and Faster

[@freezypop5900]

This is what plays through your head when class has 5 minutes left and you have 10 questions to go

[@kaidenmadgamer_5520]

Yeah but it gets faster as it goes

[@Derpuwolf]

I'm literally downloading this because I'm doing an edit of me taking a quiz XD

[@Ninarussell77]

*foolish mortal, try x3 speed.*

[@awesomhudsstudios6089]

@@Ninarussell77 uhh ok should i just ask god to put one there lol

[@TheStickCollector]

2x speed and this would be accurate

[@mykneesarebees7242]

2x speed? THIS BABYS GOING INTO *M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E*

[@gdemerald581]

I knew I should've went for the turbo...

[@culturedanimeperson8264]

@@gdemerald581 XD

[@Musicbee3945]

People could make memes using this meme

[@user-ub3ub1eq3j]

Yeah boi

[@tomfool5460]

GOTTA GO FAST

[@mossman2353]

this is how I'm describing what my anxiety feels like from now on

[@azurefrog3573]

Your profile pic makes this better

[@koopamike4880]

Breaking news: local mall breaks reality

[@juluke8385]

Co

[@Luuckkaz]

Co

[@Vent_YT]

Nut

[@Blahaj_IKEA]

Nut

[@Uhhok3]

Caffeine mall

[@nahhhidwin]

AHAHAHAHA That got me good

[@defo.not_zaza]

BAHAHAHA

[@risengrind8059]

cocaine mall

[@defo.not_zaza]

@@risengrind8059 🤣🤣🤣

[@tonks9462]

You just got *cafeine mall'd*

[@omaxreptile]

0:00 when your mom tells you to wash the dishes before she comes back You not washing the dishes and your mom saying she'll be back in 5 minutes: 6:05

[@QuintenLust]

This is relatable on a whole nother level

[@pocoloco6166]

Really why does nobody do dishes it isnt that bad.

[@chairzs]

@@QuintenLust coming through my mind

[@gingercat4398]

@@chairzs AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH we're the golden wind

[@Vent_YT]

Try 2x speed. That is just UTTER CHAOS!

[@corbinharker4106]

Guys help, the final lap was *24 laps ago.*

[@pierresoorden5975]

8:54

[@THEstillinprogress]

I put this on over my Discord group voice chat and chaos ensued. Thanks for posting this, lol

[@VoltageYTE]

I remember hearing this on discord Don’t think it was your server

[@kaidenmadgamer_5520]

When your in a exam and you still have 50 questions left and there’s 10 minutes to do it 5:00

[@kaidenmadgamer_5520]

I meant to put exam instead of quiz

[@gamencraft818]

6:07 is when you have less time 7:39 is when you have but one minute

[@pyroboss1013]

THIS IS COPIED FROM FREEZY POP

[@arktiksnyper492]

I'm pretty sure this was playing through my head the entire time I took the ACT actually lmaooo

[@Musicbee3945]

Game n' Craft LOL I cant breathe

[@datmemeboi2779]

Currently trying to finish my college applications with this in the background

[@liam82706]

If you pass, give me credit for it.

[@sl1ckst4r]

@@liam82706 i am trying to not be happy cause of this song, but i cant. Its too good.

[@weirdettepoop2697]

I wished I found this when I was completing a short story the night it was due lol.

[@iamhuman6033]

Did you get in??

[@squirtzle4235]

Why would you dislike such a masterpiece?

[@randamiser7609]

Agree

[@yahyeeet6821]

That’s just Australians likening it

[@MaSa-eg3sz]

123 or somtin people disliked that highlighted pog

[@YoloYester94]

Yah Yeeet I was gonna say...

[@yetrix_]

Some people just don’t like the beautiful coconut mall of Mario cart wii

[@HandleThatIsNotTaken]

When you go up the right escalator:

[@Emanresuu]

when it's the final lap and a blue shell starts chasing you

[@MTCTpl]

This is how black friday sounds like

[@hibiscusbuds6414]

when someone tries to talk to you at a party but you're already really anxious and on the verge of tears and you can barely make out words for a reply and your brain is rushing you and you start to overthink about everything which makes you wanna cry more but you don't wanna tell that person because it will make you feel like a burden so you keep your mouth shut and try to function like anyone else at the party and hide the fact that your anxiety still creeps up on you every 3 seconds:

[@hibiscusbuds6414]

also haha fast music go brrrr

[@vynbit]

i love you platonically, it’s okay to be afraid, i have no idea how to comfort people but i’m sure that you’ll be in a good place in a while, it’s okay.

[@weirdettepoop2697]

Aka when that sensory overload hits ~just right~

[@LocalGoober10]

This is pure anxiety

[@Jinxbreaker]

When you hear a bullet bill

[@umarwa1222]

When you hear and see a blue shell

[@apg0]

@@umarwa1222 *looks down at wii remote and it starts beeping and shaking*

[@coretta773]

When you hear a star/mega mushroom

[@soup5274]

When you hear a red shell followed by a blue shell

[@goonyemz]

*12th place*

[@hissingfaunaa]

i swear if i ever become a teacher i wanna play this during tests

[@ganondoof]

The subtitles don't mean the clapping, it's a prompt to applaud this masterpiece.

[@cynderadracona7093]

See, at first nothing really happens and you don’t really notice the song speeding up, but then you’re suddenly five minutes in having a heart attack. It’s a great effect.

[@deltainfinium869]

It doesn't work at least to me. Cause it increases in speed when the song loops, and its very sudden. It doesn't speed up at all until it loops, and then its way faster. The loop is very jarring as a result.

[@entropy04]

x2 speed I have broken the space time continuum, not even quantum physics can determine where i'll end up

[@liam82706]

Ok

[@datpoyo4900]

You went straight From TV World to Mementos My dude

[@entropy04]

@@datpoyo4900 I see you’re a person of culture as well

[@datpoyo4900]

@@entropy04 You could Say im a Persona of Culture as well

[@entropy04]

@@datpoyo4900 That was so bad, it’s good

[@ryaquaza3offical]

When regular shopping starts becoming frantic as you search for that last can of beans

[@kaexewires7531]

When your own Mii hits you in the parking lot...: 2:20 *IT'S GOTTA GO FAST TIME...*

[@aeroalt]

pain.

[@LifeSkillsYT101]

That has happened to me.

[@xtroardinary]

Nobody: UR head during a exam

[@TaQueTaco]

When your mum is at the checkout and she asks you to run for something she forgot Please tell me you laugh I have nothing better in my life to look forward to

[@birdboy9655]

I laughed :)

[@theofficialgamingnation]

Me too! xD

[@flammable7961]

I cried :D

[@Tebocra]

I laugh

[@viridian7054]

I laughed xD

[@denisn4te799]

I was starting to write something at a super slow pace for I started playing this. A little over 8 and a half minutes in and I'm almost finished writing. People do not realize what kind of power this video holds.

[@Baguette_Buckaroo_]

when you hear your moms car in the driveway and you haven't folded the laundry, taken the chicken out of the freezer or washed the dishes: 9:00

[@JadeJuno]

I didn't read the "of the freezer" and I thought you were implying that you had a chicken pet lmao

[@saucymemes6696]

9:00 actually sound normal on 0.05 speed

[@davidwest5305]

@@saucymemes6696 it sounds normal yet cursed

[@GT_Walker]

0:00 Having fun playing Mario Kart. 2:19 That last stretch before the end of your run. 4:11 Doing your chores before your parents get home. 6:02 Trying to finish your assignment 10 minutes before it's due 7:35 Your heart when your partner says "We need to talk." 8:54 Soundtrack in every Benny Hill sketch.

[@Kunage7]

This is what my brain sounds like when a due date for an assignment I haven’t even started is approaching

[@MarioAP]

Degenerates: Slowed and reverb Intellectuals: Coconut Mall but it keeps getting faster

[@moai1005]

This is how it feels playing in a school band

[@lunawatanabe5311]

🗿

[@__cornflake__4252]

True

[@Outdex.]

How I feel when there's a fire sale.

[@wisdomaxolotl2766]

I like how the song fades out and then comes back faster. It adds suspense.

[@Itchybacon227]

When you’re supposed to finish your school work before 12 am You at 11:59pm:

[@Musicbee3945]

8:55 2x speed the thing about being faster than the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness After listening to this after this a little I thought I summoned somthing outside

[@marshallwingerd8074]

Wait, whats at my window...

[@lil_Chill64]

It starts to sound like a emulator game

[@saucymemes6696]

Hey, there’s a rip in the space time continuum and demons are coming out!!

[@SelfDrivingBagel]

something......

[@Valkyriiiee]

I Can't believe the KZbin algorithm kept this masterpiece to themselves for a year

[@JPGpack]

Trying to get through the rest of the test when you have five seconds left

[@kaidenmadgamer_5520]

The two dislikes are bowser and bowser jr.

[@liam82706]

And their alt accounts

[@xww6849]

ROBLOXColdRamen the rest of the goddamn Koopalings joined in.

[@rosebud6116]

Or the other people in the race

[@oblongcodfish]

What about the other 24?

[@snailofkale]

And you can’t forget all the characters that were left out of Mario Kart Wii, forced to never experience the glory that is Coconut Mall.

[@Saladsama]

8:55 Put it at 0.5 speed and the normal speed just higher pitched

[@cj.2eezy]

The 8 dislikes are the Koopalings, and Bowser

[@Zyro1331]

Anxiety: The official soundtrack

[@moved9418]

This is when you realize you have 14 assignments due tomorrow.

[@memeundermybed9416]

I don't know but a 5:00 sound really good

[@Chonks131]

Now kids this is what happens when there’s no maximum velocity

[@landeeno314]

The only version that isn’t copyrighted

[@spxcedvst]

when you're doing ur homework as the teacher is collecting it

[@tailsfan10]

That's how fast the years have been going by lately

[@sit_in_my_box]

it’s 3:37 am and i’m weeping to this video. thank you content creator for enabling me.

[@liam82706]

Ok

[@martyruth77]

it's 4:06 am and i'm hyena cackling to this video

[@TheMuki1988]

I dont know how to feel about this

[@picazzoplayz1999]

ONLY TRUE MEN CAN FOCUS WHILE THIS IS PLAYING AT 2X SPEED

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

The music the lunch servers hear at every public school before lunch hour

[@Deluxegameplayer]

Doctor: You have 10 minutes to live Me: *M A X S P E E D T O H E L L I T I S*

[@ThighFish]

You may need AC/DC to help with that instead.

[@ozzie_mania4392]

When the teacher says 30 seconds left : 6:03

[@katorndorff6313]

Actual representation of my anxiety lol

[@twewymuncher]

I had a heart attack and a stroke trying to process the music and the notes to this :) Thank you very much.

[@redangel4262]

Studying late for exam and this is all thats going on in my brain as the hours tick by

[@wallace1351]

Me and the boys at 2 am speedruning for some *B E A N S*

[@gdemerald581]

When you are in a TF2 competitive match and you see yourself chasing you

[@alexanderbutterfield5510]

When you go up the stairs on all fours: 5:46

[@phase0400]

This is just... Thanks Liam for allowing us to comprehend this masterpiece.

[@makerz1359]

each time you speed up on a kart or the bike so does the speed of the music

[@utram9664]

5:08 KZbin captions applause and at 8:29 it’s laughter

[@RedMango.]

lol

[@benhaggerty8707]

I expected it to slowly scale up in speed but instead this is more like a descent into madness

[@franzvonassisi7722]

Put the speed on x2 to get the expierience of 1h coconut mall in just 5 minutes

[@snailofkale]

I can’t wait for Coconut Mall to be added as a retro track in full HD in Mario Kart 9. It’s one of my favorite Mario Kart tracks and I’d love to see it bathed in the graphics of the modern era.

[@bazniff2146]

When the teacher says hand in your work and you've only written one sentence:

[@harpy_dearest]

baby mall coconut park

[@marblemars]

kinda sounds like if you were on the final lap and you pass the finish line but instead of ending it and showing the scores it just keeps going

[@wut939]

black friday be like:

[@huetonia441]

Me who tried to play this on the piano in this speed 👀

[@stephwillingham5558]

Now when you cruise at 2X speed it gets so much better

[@jotarokujo4454]

Like my mama says, if you dont beat your children they wont learn how to run. This is why Ik how to run so well, this is like the belt she used.

[@akinahokino2580]

My mom is the same is just with the chancla. lmao! 😂

[@epicdoesaspace2505]

I’m sorry

[@HelixAdamOxford]

Holly would never do this

[@thealmightyinvaderz1734]

I'd never hit my kids

[@mykneesarebees7242]

Fastest hand in the west...

[@borisbergmeijer9995]

When you have an assignment due tomorrow and word doesnt respond

[@yepjustanormalfan]

Stroke in a nutshell.

[@kathleenendicott5727]

My parents are arguing so I'm blasting this Update: its been like 2 monthes and now I playing this while waiting for my compuer to update

[@Gabowsk]

Nobody: Central Powers in 1918: 5:00

[@Void_Wars]

Shut up furry

[@Mkmcco]

@@Void_Wars Rude

[@Mkmcco]

@@liamFon Bruh

[@Mkmcco]

@@liamFon Uh

[@hauler-hx6gw]

@@liamFon ok

[@arcxnety]

2:20 *a crewmate who witnessed another crewmate die running to the emergency button*

[@mylesnfgg]

I’m having flashbacks of that Mario Just Dance.

[@Astrelpoki]

2:19 Basically what plays when you are on the final lap on Mario kart tour

[@JadeJuno]

So this is how I notice the amount of details in the original Coconut Mall huh? Lol

[@lil_Chill64]

If you play this a 2x speed, it starts to sound like a cartoon chase scene

[@Musicbee3945]

Me:random comment Everybody else: *TIME STAMP* Part 2

[@talitaholanda9658]

Super duper low -\_ Super duper high_/- Super duper normal --- Low ___ High ---

[@humanbeing4321]

Alternate title: Coconut mall but A N X I E T Y.

[@xthecatkittenlol932]

*roundmario: MUSIC I DONT OWN* umg: nani

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

Congratulations, you made the universe reset right back to where this all began.

[@HHGamingOfficial]

Imagine being on the suicide hotline and being put on hold to this.

[@UnknownPerson-ws6pm]

I don’t know why I searched for this but I’m glad I did

[@magnoliashoals]

POV: you have an essay due for the next lesson

[@TheTrueD6]

This is what it feels like to be in first with a blue shell behind you

[@keys8966]

This is what happens when you pick the right escalator and pass all the cars

[@nottelling8129]

Slowly goes from go kart to the fucking Concorde

[@LoganCWolf]

Turn this to 2x speed for *a n x i e t y*

[@orangecaramel9961]

Imposter: vents The crew mate who was watching cams before the imposter kills them 8:54

[@anobody1595]

this is what anxiety sounds like

[@zacbalk4091]

*we’re on lap 4 now*

[@Kaizar1337]

This is how it feels when youre taking a shit and someone knocks on the door and says "Hurry"

[@mydudeneedshelp8381]

Buster this great

[@p45t3l2]

Its so scary when u are on the last lap and then the music gets faster

[@patriciacolmenares6618]

*Mama Mía Papa Pía* Baby Got *The* *MAXIMUM OVERDRIIIIIIIIIVEEE*