Coconut Mall but its EXPONENTIALLY getting faster

[@beansat3am]

I want someone to use the beginning of this video as a audio to a horror game and see how long it takes people to realize it is playing Coconut Mall .

[@Aviannauts]

just a long hallway with an unknown entity with glowing eyes like beams slowly edging towards you as you're backed up against a wall, as you slowly realize its just a car

[@Aviannauts]

i mean hilariously theres a car horror game that actually gets me somehow because you just cant fucking escape from this sentient car

[@RobbieLugos]

Most underrated comment of all time

[@HatofMemes]

Coconut Maul

[@Tendo987]

Add reverb and make it a coconut mall but it's in a abandoned mall

[@naughtyneo1399]

I sat through this entire thing while eating my lunch. There was no interruption. No human interaction. I just ate and watched.

[@lordburrito534]

Respectable

[@osc-omb47896]

I'm doing the same with my dinner rn

[@becauseYES9999]

Same, but I'm sitting in my room

[@ShinyVespiquen]

dude same, i just munched on crushed ice and listened

[@classyrobot5648]

Good

[@xxhell7grinderxx673]

0-30%: Horror game 0:00 30-49%: Christmas music 1:41 49-65% chill jazz 2:30 65-120%: Coconut Mall 3:16 120-140:Christmas music 5:24 140-350%: Christmas on C R A C K 5:50 350-460% Mario Jumping every 15 seconds 9:10 460-650% chip tune cover of a black metal band with radio interference 10:17 650-800%: slots with dialup internet 11:40 800-1000%: Mario running into the sunset-@nic_lol4202 12:24

[@Bruh-dm2ik]

Christmas on crack is crazy 😭

[@nic_lol4202]

at around 800% it just sounds like the steps of mario running

[@shiftyfly2569]

what christmas music have you been listening to?

[@bubbapie123]

62-63 is green from avm using noteblocks

[@element_119]

800%: Galaxian

[@markymark443]

I was wondering why it sounded normal around 93% until I realized 100% was actually the final lap version lmao

[@davaici]

Same 😂

[@joshuafixsparts]

Fr

[@kilo3989]

Oh my gosh it is!!

[@Cape34770]

THAT WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT PROCESS i guess last lap music is just the song sped up by 10 ish percent

[@JordanDurci]

​@@Cape34770 Or maybe the normal version is the song slowed down by 10%ish

[@lermajerms]

this autoplayed after another song i was listening to, and i thought my earbuds were possessed lol

[@TheDEchannel]

lol 😂

[@artyfarty99changingtohoiii78]

hahaha 😂

[@alyiahoo]

LMAO SAME

[@tubaraofluente]

😅😂😂

[@ZanderToons5959]

What song was it?

[@magnusb9783]

The part after the 50% mark is pure bliss.. it’s like elevator music, bossa nova, smoothjazz, version of coconut. I love it.

[@EntergeticalakaBot]

you can feel the swing

[@Thenews75]

@@EntergeticalakaBotThe golf commentator after the last 10 holes (he’s running out of things to say.)

[@meepling13]

The jazz at 50% was unreal 😂😂

[@BabyMarioXD]

True

[@epicCoolgiytryhsrfsea]

perfect PFP

[@MrSiggismund]

The beginning is like if the Wii was steam powered.

[@Finn_the_Cat]

Especially on x2 speed

[@fhfhtrgw459]

Sounds like Phonk

[@Finn_the_Cat]

​@@fhfhtrgw459sounds like phink

[@chro.]

@@Finn_the_Catsounds ilke plonk

[@morbidsearch]

It reminded me of the startup for the 3DO (where it's racing past all those badly animated asteroids)

[@lejuanca]

this is what it feels like to sightread music

[@fatyoshi1456]

The sacred art of seeing sounds

[@Mizu2023]

Becomes unsightreadable at high speeds

[@Home-O-Apathy]

Gd colon

[@StardustStrawby]

I did not think Coconut Mall would sound like that of a horror game when slowed down

[@dizzy_jump]

literally everything sounds like that when slowed down enough

[@bok4822]

But nobody came

[@8_bit_dragon_original]

@@dizzy_jump Meatophobia

[@davaici]

EXACTLY THIS ​@@bok4822

[@potatoofmemes]

​@@bok4822 * You try calling for help... * ... * But nobody came...

[@CasualEnjoyerofMostManyThings]

The beginning slowed down that much sounds like it's own song, from like an indie horror game, but then it turns into the Middle School jazz band version of the song 😅

[@MandrakeGuy]

when a meme edit of coconut mall is inspiring original music 💀

[@valuerie]

it's crazy how once the song picks up (around 65% as someone else helpfully notated) the constant increase in pitch doesn't interfere with the songs listenability. It's almost like I'm tuning out the fact that it's speeding up - until it goes over 100% and then it becomes very noticable

[@iamsushi1056]

Imagine having perfect pitch and hearing a familiar melody bending out of tune, then back in tune, over and over again.

[@Wolfcraft_6]

i feel it started T 55%

[@hyun-shik7327]

I love how at slower speeds you hear certain things and at faster speeds your brain can't process all those sounds so you focus on the longer structures.

[@brunomcleod]

Yeah it’s interesting

[@-mac_N_chEEse]

POV: the malls closing in 30 seconds and your on the opposite side of the exit

[@joshuaweber5577]

Honestly

[@jofficialchannel]

Security Breach in a nutshell

[@jessbelyandjacobquestions]

@@jofficialchannelYour stuck forever

[@pentagonyx]

you're*

[@AururaDergy]

​@@pentagonyx*e'uryo

[@DanceMyStyle]

tell me why i sat and watched this through when i knew exactly what would be happening for the whole ten minutes

[@DanceMyStyle]

*THIRTEEN, no less

[@TheAcidBunny04]

same

[@iangreer4585]

POV: You went to the abandoned shopping mall and found the electricity switch. You may not have pressed any buttons, but by being in it's sheer presence, the lights are turning on one by one. Pretty shortly after, the ghost of all the security guards start walking around as your location is revealed.

[@pandacheong2531]

Once you get passed 200% we're in old school Kirby territory

[@user-vi1bo5wd9t]

exactly my thought i spent so long playing that kirby tetris kinda game and it sounded just like that pitch wise

[@colintabor5656]

coconut mall but the coconut is rolling down a hillside

[@beefusdoesstuff5194]

This feels like when I'm waking up in the morning and getting adjusted back into the horrors of life.

[@LuigiMan2401]

Me after getting past 100.00%: *SHIFTING TO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*

[@R162A-1-train]

*H I Y A !*

[@jamzgamez3368]

The mall is shutting!

[@torterratortellini6641]

@@R162A-1-train I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo

[@repetitivethinking]

full auto

[@zixvirzjghamn737]

Elite Dangerous?!

[@Legomaster-jv8ll]

Playing 2:30 on 2x speed just sounds like coconut mall played on a baritone Saxophone. 10/10

[@iamethan2153]

grant kirkhope version

[@jacksonlilly6257]

Only lasts for 20 seconds sadly before it sounds bad

[@jumentoqueanima]

@@iamethan2153 Lmao.

[@R162A-1-train]

Another railfanner i see...

[@lucien346]

50 % times 2 = normal speed right

[@davidmandel8960]

I love that on 700% speed mario just stops running for some time, then comes back and then slowly stops running

[@liamroberts422]

It really quickly went from horror, to elevator music, then to jazz

[@CairnOwl]

This is what my sleep paralysis sounds like when the demons start manifesting, and oh boy there is more than one at play

[@windykingdom6153]

I heard the creepy piano music when you encounter one of those robots in BOTW when I had paralysis one time

[@Justice449]

@@windykingdom6153oh GOD

[@windykingdom6153]

@@Justice449 Yep, it was insane 💀💀

[@Cuitos]

i love how it's normal for about 20-25 seconds then turns into a tiktok sped up audio, then returns to ridiculousness again

[@Ninfreddo]

This would make for a good guessing game. Shut your eyes and try to exactly find when the music reached 100.00% 😂 The postman will grant you a piece of heart if you are right

[@sachtiottosmith]

My god the beginning sounds like something straight out of a crepypasta

[@jamestheawsome100]

I’m convinced that this is what insanity sounds like.

[@JohnLattanzio98]

Am I the only one who sees Mario kicking his legs and lifting them up instead of actually running?

[@jumentoqueanima]

Now I can't unsee it thanks.

[@youneverknewwhathityou]

Nope me to

[@JohnLattanzio98]

@@jumentoqueanima no problem! 😉

[@mariosanchezolmedo6898]

Same

[@LoganverseS1]

@@jumentoqueanimaMe neither man

[@thatcloveplant]

40% sounds good and i wish it was a full song ngl

[@lizzydancess]

same with 70% lol

[@waterizgud4589]

Yeah 40%-70% is pretty good actually

[@blazinbraixen9067]

​@@lizzydancessthat's just what the mall sounds like when there's no racing.

[@NotPsyduckc]

On it

[@markymark443]

yea it sounds so chill lmao

[@Rócherz]

*I’m pretty sure that’s just linear growth rather than exponential.*

[@lucaskennington9101]

I think it's exponential but with quite a low base.

[@AJarOfYams]

The growth shot up just after 100%. Could it be bracketed exponential growth with a low base?

[@goldblock7386]

it took 5 minutes to hit 100%, and 2:12 to go from 100% to 200%. definitely exponential

[@zassafrasspeedruns]

@@goldblock7386This is not exponential growth. This is linear growth with completely arbitrary increases to the rate of the growth at specific times. Exponential growth is when the rate of growth increases by exponential margins (i.e. powers of a number, multiplying by the same number every time) which can be proven wrong due to how the growth increases. The time it takes to go from 0% -> 100% is 4m57s then the growth rate takes a sudden increase and from 100% -> 200% it takes 2m12s, likewise for 200% -> 300% which takes 1m29s. There’s no exponent to be found there. Another way you can describe exponential growth is if the growth rate gets exponentially faster over time with a constant acceleration in the growth rate. Though this can also be proven wrong due to the fact that the growth rate stays the same throughout. 0% -> 50% takes 2m58s and 50% -> 100% also takes 2m58s. This is disguised to look like exponential growth to the untrained eye but it really isn’t. (One more thing, it takes 2m12s to go from 100% -> 200% so if this really were exponential growth and we are to stick to whole numbers because non-integer powers aren’t very practical, it would take at least the same amount of time to get from 200% -> 400%, but that takes 2m56s instead)

[@neoideaxd]

DONT RUIN THIS VIDEO WITH LOGIC

[@BoxuTrev]

the early percents gives Amalgamate energy

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

0:00-0:18 Horror game 0:19-0:59 Demonic machine powering up while demonic piano plays in the background 1:00-1:07 Demonic bell ringing followed by rustling noises 1:08 Basic melody is recognizable 2:27 Coconut Mall pitched down one octave and stretched by 2x 3:16 Literally just a toy xylophone 4:14 Coconut Mall but one note pitch lower 4:30 Almost the right key 4:34 Literally just Coconut Mall 4:42 Coconut Mall# 4:55 Oh it's the final lap version 6:49 Coconut Mall pitched up one octave and squished by 0.5x 8:04 Flute guy is off the rails 8:45 Starting to become unrecognizable again 9:21 Literally just spamming random piano keys 10:00 Only the basic melody and parts are recognizable again 10:55 Just a cacophony of noises 11:16 Whose phone is vibrating? 11:36 Ping pong

[@astal3204]

1:00 - 1:07 is the scariest part but then you recognize it and it stops being scary.

[@CuriosityDynamics]

@Epicsdafanother kid

[@ilariasaias]

I'm starting to see Fnaf fans everywhere OMG 😳😳😳

[@TelaDev]

Aw man, you got the naruto minecraft avatar 💀​@@CuriosityDynamics

[@Adriethyl]

"The scariest part is the part where is stops being scary"? lol

[@grace4535]

it gets funnier when you can’t see mario running, but instead you see him doing the thing you do with your legs to make a snow angel

[@DaBoisNoise]

When you realize the test has a back page

[@Mobius118]

When you've been procrastinating something for a while and the deadline approaches steadily faster

[@kupecxa9843]

this is how it feels to fall down thru the hole to the earth's core

[@TheOfficialOwnerOfAnthony]

how you know 🤨🤨🤨

[@danielthecake8617]

he tripped

[@xPIXIVx]

*EXTRA slowly does jazz hands and speeds up*

[@Bacony_Cakes]

Moms during the Silurian when the plane leaves at noon in 2016:

[@donniedip]

We went from horror to jazz. Welcome to the internet, have a look around.

[@giannivalentini9633persona]

so this is what it feels like having stage 6 dementia and it suddenly disappears

[@thestarfromyugioh]

when you forget your dementia and actually start remembering shit

[@wintersupremacy]

@@thestarfromyugiohI used the dementia to destroy the dementia

[@IPutFishInAWashingMachine]

It's just a burning memory

[@rockpie.iso.tar.bz2]

@@IPutFishInAWashingMachine*insert image of burning DDR4 ram*

[@Explodinghairypotatocat]

"what's dementia?" *Remembers everything*

[@bruvlodski317]

When the anti-depression pills start kicking in:

[@camsofficial]

3:46. Sounds like something you’d hear in an old timey bar

[@sirparko1066]

Coconut traders market

[@bonniebasswade]

I’m gonna use this to get out of bed in the the morning as it perfectly represents my waking up, slow start, steady pace and then my increasing levels of “AHHHHHH I’M LATE”! Edit: the ending represents the panic attacks (500%+)

[@thenumberquelve158]

The horror vibes from the ultra slow version reminds me of the fact that "But Nobody Came" is just a few notes from Flowey's happy-sounding theme song at ultra slow speed. Side note: Nice touch animating Mario's run cycle so we get an idea of the scale of the speeding-up process.

[@Elizzabeth2]

I want someone to play this on beat saber and just wonder what they are listening to because the title was not coconut mall XD

[@evalynsinclair9715]

some personal favorites 0:18 those tripods from the war of the worlds game rising out of the ground 0:48 starts to maybe sound like music 1:08 you're inside the last memories of a dying person 1.23.42 1:58 booting up nintendogs after 13 years 2:10 elevator music 2:24 distorted version of santa claus is coming to town 2:33 elevator music again

[@stapler942]

Several minutes in it's basically acting like the pizza delivery theme from that Spider-Man 2 game.

[@Zenov_Z]

Pov: Your tryna get out the last tic tac and its jammed.

[@nate7251]

???

[@ilariasaias]

Last Tic Tac?

[@spaceboi0713cm]

*I ' D R A T H E R S A Y L A S T P R I N G L E S* lol

[@Aqua_137]

Did i really listened to this during 13 minutes 😂😂😂

[@Commander-Spiff]

You did 🗿 -and I did too-

[@aks_7025]

The beginning actually sounds like bowser laughing

[@windykingdom6153]

Oh

[@official_meelees]

2:45 felt amazing. It felt like i was entering another dimension.

[@ObamaSphere]

When Coconut Mall is exponentially getting faster:

[@KennethPlaysOfficial]

My favorite part was when coconut mall started getting exponentially faster and it exponentially faster’d all over the place

[@arcondpvp]

Yeah bro u just described the video...?

[@DaRealJake]

@@arcondpvpWhen Coconut Mall exponentially goes over your head

[@KennethPlaysOfficial]

@@DaRealJake 💀💀💀💀🤫

[@JetSetDman]

thank you obama sphere

[@PeekPerfomance]

3 AM in the morning and this is what I watch 😂

[@StillBillyD92]

My experience is no better. What I'm watching right after I wake up. Tryna get the zoomies.

[@GraniteStateVictoria]

Listening to it first thing in the morning has to be a jolt like drinking a Five Hour Energy and a Red Bull at the same time.

[@imsh00k]

Same 😭💀

[@redsudd4348]

3:20 sounds like an opening to a 1950 tv show

[@rocbot9479]

It sounds so good though

[@tropicalcoast02]

@@rocbot9479They didn’t say it’s not.

[@rocbot9479]

@@tropicalcoast02 they didn’t say it was

[@tropicalcoast02]

@@rocbot9479 But your reply doesn’t make sense more, because they didn’t say it wasn’t.

[@noahkleppolsen9465]

Thomas the mario cart racer

[@thehansr]

9:45 for 400% so you can play at 0.25 speed

[@saucefreakystyle]

2:15 okay now we're getting a little jazzy with it 🕺

[@bonniebasswade]

Love that at 500% the high notes descend so quickly and become a melody I hadn’t heard in this song before (Edit: typo)

[@minecraftian4505]

when you're 1 base away from an inside the park home run but the ball starts getting faster and faster:

[@ceruleanchloe]

This is art

[@deglmbeerloup1007]

Hear me out: a horror game where Mario Is the bad guy, and when he chases you, you hear this music. When he gets closer the music speeds up, but when you lose him it slows down again....

[@ilariasaias]

That could be a great idea

[@ACAAllertor125]

And Very Scary.

[@LandonDillman]

Reverse the concept

[@Davicito32]

250-290% sounds like an extreme demon on GD

[@jihrexz666]

It does lol

[@joelhaggis5054]

5:25 When it's Sunday evening and you remember you have an assignment due Monday morning.

[@MRmic-i7f]

Fr 😂

[@bopperz]

10:39 when you put it on 0.25 speed it sounds like high pitched coconut mall on some bootleg gameboy speakers

[@churrogaming5621]

Wow!

[@talitaholanda9658]

9:45 high v2​@RaphaelHolanda-uu7ic

[@Boicapof_Chronicles.]

​@RaphaelHolanda-uu7icsounds bouncy! Like, swing.

[@blu_shift1001]

for some reason the wind started to get stronger while listened to this

[@happygamer_18]

wind but its EXPONENTIALLY getting stronger

[@NootandBoots]

The forbidden weather music

[@PoopMan-lc8fj]

2:47 when Mario still has to take the driver’s test before getting his kart racing license back

[@Colour_beaks]

It is so interesting to me that coconut mall sounds so different when slowed down

[@dominiczajac2310]

The beginning of this belongs in Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.

[@SuperMarioOddity]

i wanna see someone go through frame-by-frame and prove if it's actually exponential

[@BleachedBlackSocks]

it's not. at all

[@aquaponieee]

watching the percentage is like waiting for a download to finish

[@fictive9421]

I can hear my heartbeat in this.

[@SPGaming123]

4:34 normal part

[@StillEldritch]

Past 100% feels like trying to do an assignment you procrastinated and watching the due time rapidly approach

[@RClipsGaming101]

100% and onward escalated really quickly!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@NotIncogneko]

This is what an average Risk of Rain 2 run feels like

[@8bitmkw]

once it gets to about 710% it sounds like there's jump sound effects

[@stapler942]

I mean, some classic Mario sounds are just the music sped up real fast!

[@EternityUnknown]

I believe you can tell a quality of a song by how good it sounds slowed down. This passes.

[@Dysprosium66]

I clicked onto this video hoping to find that it was quadratic growth and correct it and be really proud of myself. I've come to the unfortunate realization that the speed appears to be arbitrary

[@rosamaltonimussolini9715]

1:34 looks like a 1929 piano record

[@shaggy-2]

For how long can you recognize the song? For me it's 1:07-8:59

[@krisdevos8452]

For me it's 1:23-9:24

[@Ldawg-Shorts]

0:30 starts sounding like a race car

[@w.dgaming1]

or a train in Britain speeding up

[@TransDrummer1312]

I feel like this would be referenced if TerminalMontage did a Something About: MarioKart Wii episode lol

[@RichConnerGMN]

nice pfp

[@Aaxolotl.]

I love how it started at 5 cc and sped up to 69420 cc

[@youneverknewwhathityou]

4:15 now its normal

[@hotwheelsdeepstate]

Finally something to soundtrack my panic attacks

[@Ldawg-Shorts]

Sounds like a race car but a saturated sound like deeper at the beginning

[@delireent.3960]

2:18 look like a regular relax animal crossing theme badly mixed

[@chickensauna]

At certain % you kinda believe you're hearing bits of soundtracks from other nintendo IPs like loz & earthbound. At one point it even resembled bgm from a game called tomba on the ps1 (its being remasted for switch 😮) its hard to describe unless you've played & remember the bgm at the time just nostalgic when you catch it

[@CR1MSONACE]

Around 40 seconds in it starts to sound like part of Wet Hands (Minecraft survival theme(

[@My_Name_Here420]

first 25% was a horror film soundtrack and i swear i heard a part of the "you lost stupid beach" music at 35%

[@SuperMarioOddity]

I have a headache now, ty

[@Klomlor161]

74% is a complete banger

[@LejobuildYT]

It sounds like an jet engine is starting at the beginning lol

[@brunomcleod]

I havent vibed with a piece of music this hard for ages Until like the 7 minute mark that is

[@krisdevos8452]

7:05 0.5 speed is coconut mall but high pitch 10:45 0.25 speed coconut mall but very high pitch 30 0.25 speed coconut mall but the pitch is soooooooooooooooooo veryyyyyyyy highhhh 13:00 0.25 speed coconut mall but it's fast and infinite pitch Low pitch 👇 1:25 2x speed coconut mall but 0.5 speed and very low pitch 2:30 2x speed coconut mall but low pitch

[@gothictrashqueen9109]

Every time I play Mario Kart and it’s the final round and the music speeds up, I genuinely get anxiety like “HOLY SH!T DRIVE FASTER NOW!!”

[@YCCMAnon]

1:16 oh hey it’s coconut mall

[@Aqua_137]

Watch it one time at normal speed then watch it at 2× speed and listen to this masterclass

[@StillBillyD92]

Around 18/19% Mario is storming into a bullet riddled mall.

[@ng65gaming]

I never noticed how many instruments and details are in this song until listening to it on a slower speed, it's actually pretty cool