Coding Terrible Choices into Minecraft

[@user-sz6oj6jo6k]

*This 30 minute long maneuver will cost us 7 months*

[@MinTheFou]

Upload schedule 👍

[@cat_supernova2242]

Interstellar reference and a reference to his upload schedule!

[@InfinityYT-2]

Better than my yt upload schedule ngl

[@377GhrHello]

Quality over quantity

[@cosmicbricks3339]

Frr

[@JoshyRB]

This is like the April Fools Vote Update, except you’re forced to choose something, and the choices are more dangerous.

[@vaguedestruction]

yes

[@dhruvsavla]

Yes

[@pvzFan123yt]

Yes

[@LogicalDraws]

Yes

[@Just_Anup]

Yes

[@ishangandhi6675]

*Drops a video* *Leaves for the next 6 months* *Repeat* *Refuses to elaborate*

[@Unusual9999]

Non existent Profit

[@FireAxe0000]

EightSidedGigachad

[@Torviking3367]

@@FireAxe0000Real

[@___blocked]

This is the patented CoryxKenshin upload method, designed to maximise revenue.

[@Gabbesala]

Coding takes a long time it toke epic six years to make fortnite

[@user-ok3rr2uk4z]

Would you rather: upload consistently or draw 20

[@obsitheobsidian]

he choosed draw 20

[@2cool4Upanther]

@@obsitheobsidian chose*

[@cragasm]

​@@2cool4Upantherchhoiisse****

[@muhammadzarafateh1911]

The youtuber:

[@cragasm]

wait what how did my comment get removed

[@coltonthomson2785]

I love how luxintrus' pov is instantly recognizable just because all hell breaks loose

[@snakeswithboots]

real

[@evereq8970]

Some things are better not to

[@evereq8970]

​@@snakeswithbootsSome things are better not to

[@disguisebtch2671]

​@@evereq8970son your mother is very disappointed

[@franciasii2435]

Wtf happened here?

[@toothiee]

I like how a good amount of the negatives don't apply in the nether, which makes it the better dimension to be in (For example, there are no leaves to become creepers).

[@toothiee]

@@FukaiKokoro Warped trees have Warped Wart Blocks, which are wart, and not leaves.

[@Benjamin-h9u]

Ok

[@tomsthefish2002]

But they explode into flowers with random loot tables though.

[@ifisomehowdontexistthenfmehaha]

18:10 rat furiously twerking in the background killed me.

[@neverdaddy]

lol fr

[@Golden_eye70]

Rodent

[@eriottomakurashi]

The best part is that he was bone-mealing the ground and not doing it for fun, but to survive

[@yughhgh0420]

9:13 "noo i cant eat it :(" *full hunger bar*

[@TheyDoBeDyin]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games...

[@TheyDoBeDyin]

No way this was the punch line in the end. I'm the predictor.

[@FinnWasToasted]

H?

[@RenateKruse]

LOL

[@JlJoJo_2567]

@@TheyDoBeDyinbruhhhh

[@dominicduvall5046]

*Starts chopping infinite pigs* Nobody taking my games

[@chappjack]

"OH IT'S BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN! I DON'T GET TO VO-" -Luxintrus, 2024

[@TemperYeet]

LMAO FR

[@Acirclee]

Honestly wild!

[@evelynuwu]

​@@ForTheJerusalem she goes by she/her or they/them

[@Acirclee]

@@ForTheJerusalem Damn... and i thought religion was about acceptance of others.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@ForTheJerusalem 🤓

[@obeliks_potowski]

No way bro randomly uploaded after 7 months

[@oddd2833]

Its 30 minutes long worth it

[@whateverwhenever7519]

⁠that’s his upload schedule

[@floopdoodler]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[@Duzzi2013]

Finally A New Video After Like 100,000,000 Years!!

[@gamephoenix9676]

wtf is that profile picture

[@astronyu]

18:10 crying at rat furiously humping the dirt in the background

[@Subird]

16:11 I almost died of laughter, this editor's comment😂

[@modmaniamadness]

16:16*

[@eightrightturns7120]

@@modmaniamadness 16:11 gives you enough time to pause and stuff

[@coned-up]

@@eightrightturns7120you have too much time to pause

[@giraffebean]

would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, INFINITE games, but no games

[@eightrightturns7120]

You get games, unlimited games. But no games so you CANT EVEN USE YOUR UNLIMITED GAMES!!???!?!?!!!?!??!

[@giraffebean]

@@eightrightturns7120 but you get games, unlimited games

[@PhelanRichardson]

​@@giraffebeanYOU TAKE THE FUCKING BACON!!!

[@giraffebean]

@@PhelanRichardson BUT WHAT ABOUT THE UNLIMITED GAMES

[@jingboss1234]

jschlatt reference

[@HerzaPop]

Finally you added april first update 2023

[@UwUDaniUwU]

7:50 "would you rather have unlimited bacon-" me: "but no games. Or games, unlimited games. But no games"

[@Americanbadashh]

When this mod becomes publicly available I hope it's easy to add our own events as well. Also it feels like the unraveling table needs to still reset you but only turn them off for a time, but getting another 5 items can extend that time.

[@ShaylyCat]

9:52 well if its food value of steak but its a bacon. i guess you can stay youv'e mISTEAKen

[@eightrightturns7120]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA get out

[@v3ctor416]

That in sync dance was perfect lmao

[@RogerChuy-rn8py]

The fact Lux was eating churros and being rushed is funny

[@SlippyLegJones]

"this is bad for me because I'm dyslexic" lmao

[@JaegerDreadful]

That GUI looks CLEAAAAN my dude. Great stuff!

[@fahriagung-_.]

18:35 NOOOOOOO, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU COULD USE IT (fletching table)

[@epic_labs]

Rat screaming frantically while creepers fall out of trees is not something I knew I needed

[@ChrisW101]

Wait, this is that one guy who makes silly mods and hibernates for 7 months to regain mana for future "social" interactions.

[@SOSTOL_CAT]

Like just for this 5:29. That's peak comedy.

[@TemperYeet]

Sexist joke lmao 😂

[@HatMeister]

As soon as I saw the Unlimited Bacon option earlier, I knew there had to be a Games, Unlimited Game, but No Games option

[@AK907a]

The start of the video: aaaaah, I hate looking at eight’s screen The end of the video: aaaaah, let me look at eight’s screen instead of the others

[@fahriagung-_.]

3:55 "this going so well and you forget to remove the spawn protection 😅"

[@Vivianvanilla]

That lux “I get it cause I’m a woman” moment was so funny

[@The_cgull]

That's how I learned Lux goes by She/Her 💀

[@JuiceBox000]

Why tho. It’s clearly a dude

[@Vivianvanilla]

@@JuiceBox000 she isn’t! Hope this helps!

[@JuiceBox000]

@@Vivianvanilla but he is. You can literally hear it if you have functional ears.

[@rachelmaltby1229]

the end i knew the unlimited bacon was familiar i gasped so hard like its the meme

[@br3adjam]

tldr: eightsidedsquare literally made his own now new and improved version of the vote update and trolled his friends with it :) + everyone makes the silliest choices ever for 30 minutes

[@BowInf]

tldw* (too long don't watch)

[@ghostlysmith8542]

I thought the leafs into creepers choice was a one time thing, then like a minute later get a glorious clip of a forest of leafs turning into creepers, this is truly anazing

[@Semisketchless]

28:48 “Get some me milk in there” is such a sentence. Very fun to say. 10/10 thank you Mr. Sweep

[@itsRuszard]

Alternate title: Minecraft but we are consumed every single drug known to man

[@RobertoDeMundo]

Though the worst choice you can make in Minecraft is clicking the delete button

[@jonnestyronicha497]

lux's parts with her silly shaders looked like the scene in the movie where that one druggie is just having an acid trip the entire time

[@jonnestyronicha497]

I mean the entire video is just people on very long acid trips really

[@LeReubzRic]

Lux will now turn into an egg

[@monkey_manne]

his

[@jonnestyronicha497]

@@monkey_manne ...lux is a woman, as she has stated many times, even in this video alone. you can live in your own egocentric version of reality if you want but don't expect others to conform to how you want to see the world

[@LeReubzRic]

@@monkey_manne bro wants to start a war 💀💀

[@Xander081987]

You've literally made this game more fun with 1 mod, than I've ever seen it in my entire..... 14+ years playing. Good on you dude! I hope you go far!

[@RobertoDeMundo]

The return of the king?!

[@Poseidonyoyo]

Yessir

[@missplatinum879]

*PRAY TO THE KING*

[@obsitheobsidian]

another 7 months break

[@bluebobaberry]

3:20 "Gain 10 million subscribers but they find out what you did" Thats kinda sus man, my curiosity has peaked in interest

[@fahriagung-_.]

1:05 Who would have thought that being a vegetarian could give you problems in Minecraft

[@SomeRandomCake]

This guy is basically quality over quantity And i like that

[@KushagraPratap]

Schlatt would be proud

[@iampineapp]

I'd love to see this mod used with a group of players but with no communication whatsoever

[@pawebrzezinski9926]

29:34 that milk is very sus.

[@ThatMzGuy]

Whole video summarized: Eight is short and looks funny Winsweep gets the best & worst luck Lux has 70 headaches Rat creates chaos with his choices Thank you for this beautiful video Eight, cant wait to get it in a month or so!

[@thesmolpopato4972]

I cant get over how i have the video set to 720p, yet Eight's pov is permanently set to 144p for some ungodly reason

[@fahriagung-_.]

10:30 I think you should make the player who gets the twist get a protective effect (like protection and temporary absorption) so they don't die while selecting the option.

[@Absolute_degenerate]

Bro just apeared

[@SelfEmbodimentOfPerfection]

They may have unlimited unlimited bacon, but theyll never have any games.

[@LeoSquared]

I was literally checking your channel a few hours ago only to get jumpscared by your return

[@MadOliveGaming]

the fact that i basically choked on air at least three times during this video earned you a sub lol

[@NoshaY3]

You should keep this and make this like an SMP, and have people that want to destroy the unrathering table, and people that want to activate it.

[@mrvenom935]

Would you rather have: Unlimited bacon, but no games. or Games, unlimited games, but no games. (Both choices will kick you from the game)

[@CaptBlock]

Lux's woman jokes were hilarious. I can't wait to play this with my friends when it releases

[@ItsErrex]

This seems like a chaotic 2-4hrs playthrough with friends on a friday evening ngl

[@CirceShade]

EightSidedSquare uploaded a video, today is a good year

[@iateallmybread]

yea today definitely lasted 365 days

[@CirceShade]

@@iateallmybread I mean, does your today not last for 366 days because 2024 is quirky like that?

[@iateallmybread]

@@CirceShade no, december 31 would last for 366 days!!

[@CirceShade]

@@iateallmybread that’s not the point, the point is that I’m happy cuz eightSidedSquare posted a vid, ok?

[@KassidyKobold]

Lmao Rat violently twerking in a block of wheat making it grow faster XD

[@dayzlove4994]

7:23 Reinforced deepslate is mined the same with you fist as an efficiency 5 netherite pickaxe...

[@JuiceBox000]

Wrong

[@JustPurrfect3]

​@@JuiceBox000reinforced deeplsate has a set length for mining, taking the same amount of time no matter what you mine it with.

[@TerraKnight27]

@@JustPurrfect3 hello kenadian viewer

[@malcolmborton1570]

If people don't want to be forced to do it you should add a would you rather Idol that has a chance to randomly spawn chess.

[@Airconditionergaming]

Bro came back from the farlands

[@VerdantisOfficial]

Would you rather... Games, unlimited games But! No games

[@skizzdawhiz]

21:51 UH- ooh (peak narrating)

[@NoBloons]

*fnaf power off sfx*

[@dotxoz.]

I really want to see more of these videos that just have some random goals with random prompts and mods. It's so fun to watch.

[@kamildank]

29:39 youtuber cake comment brought back some traumatic memories for sure

[@chelseagildea6361]

12:51 “I may be smoll but I can do crits faster “

[@0X0GABRIEL0X0]

Woah! Human cake reference. Cultured

[@fahriagung-_.]

16:50 Eightsidesquare got eaten by frog (one shot? Yeah) 😂🤣

[@gamerg987]

4:49 oh that aged well didn’t it

[@straycat698]

29:38 “This is a KZbinr cake!” “The second one ever made” FLASHBACKS

[@_Ordinace_]

i actually thought dude just quit lmao

[@monuprup]

The king has awakened from his long slumber to once again embellish wealth upon the folk of this land.

[@Neptune_ISS]

0:14 I'd rather do both

[@kwestfal513]

QugypI’m hio Hu ilfeda

[@thefamily8586]

Same

[@Insert_majestic_handle]

​@@kwestfal513 did bro just invent his own language-

[@ZeeJoen]

​@@Insert_majestic_handle learn the earthgok language

[@NathanielYT2013]

Your first orange choice just WORKS!!!!! Milk would fill thirst and you get thirst, so you get a good choice that fixes the bad choice…… 18:28 This orange one also works because you can ignore the crosshair and he gets to keep his diamonds when he dies.

[@Corkerstein]

5:33 Bro is NOT a woman lmao

[@minecrafting_il]

Winsweep dying to get rid of the final prompt is incredible

[@TheComputerCrasher42]

So it's like the Vote Update, but worse. Nice.

[@creativename692]

Updates but worse is kind of EightSidedSquare’s thing

[@colbyrubyvods5737]

This is a mix between Would You Rather? and Press the Button

[@Slyme_7]

dude this was actually peak. and with the unlimited bacon but no games at the end XD

[@NintendoNerd64]

"hmm, this is a good mod, let's put it somewhere that nobody will be able to find it"

[@mymarbles6478]

WHY WAS EIGHTS QUALITY 360p

[@TheSkiLiftGuy]

He said at the beginning 💀💀💀

[@dayzlove4994]

It's 144p

[@mexicanitachi]

To be fair, I watch everything at 480p

[@ginqus]

y'all need to learn what bitrate is

[@Spoonzard]

I like to think this whole video is just a 30 minute long setup for the unlimited bacon but no games joke

[@HikasCorner]

"Oh i get it, it's because im a woman" lux and i have the same self-hating trans humor and i love her for it

[@garlic4302]

real

[@gwensmith7439]

Facts

[@The_cgull]

SAME

[@Glitch_mix]

It's been 84 years...

[@Stapate]

watching them look for sniffer eggs in cold ocean ruins pain me

[@johnnydracaena6052]

WHEN SHE FELL OUT OF TJE WORLD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@JuiceBox000]

He

[@gamerobotjimmy]

22:55 “I'd rather not see anything than see all the multiverses at once.”

[@bobjonesisthebestastro]

isnt a paid mod against tos

[@AcsaiGuy]

Yup

[@JuiceBox000]

No

[@debamibroeder4783]

Make it so that thing removes all of your current effects instead of stopping choices from appearing

[@HusltyMustly]

I LOVE BREAKING MINECRAFT EULA AND HIDING MODS BEHIND PAYWALLS :P

[@The_cgull]

Wut

[@asschezch]

​​@@The_cgull"Any Mods you create for Minecraft: Java Edition from scratch belong to you (including pre-run Mods and in-memory Mods) and you can do whatever you want with them, as long as you don't sell them for money / try to make money from them and so long as you don’t distribute Modded Versions of the game." excerpt from the eula, he goes around this via making paying for the mod just "early access" of it until the official free release which in the description is due sep 1 2024.

[@HusltyMustly]

@@The_cgull yeah there was a dramam about that with jetstarfish so idk why ppl still do it

[@tyxolotl]

@@HusltyMustlyits in early access and even has a release window

[@piranhaboy13_15]

It’s not breaking EULA because he’s releasing it in September. You pay to get it early

[@ceepert2153]

Its amazing that he recorded his perspective from a smart fridge

[@SubstantialMoon]

isn't it still illegal to put minecraft mods behind a paywall no matter if its released 3 months after?

[@BasicBrokentelevision]

No it’s not

[@Jintyandpugstudios356]

Well if he permanently put it behind a paywall,it would Be. But it’s not paywall end forever,when you support him you just get early access.

[@BasicBrokentelevision]

@@Jintyandpugstudios356 it’s still wouldn’t be

[@clover1178]

babe wake up the minecraft square man is back

[@aleixspace]

Its because im a woman, i font get to vote

[@FriedMonkey362]

Why did he say that lol

[@Xfrtrex]

@@FriedMonkey362 she's trans

[@mayhair]

@@FriedMonkey362 i think she's trans

[@nerida3347]

​@@FriedMonkey362she

[@The_cgull]

​@@FriedMonkey362She

[@DriftingDraftsman]

Wow, not only is this a great idea, you also designed this really really well. Props man.

[@journeytorainbownights]

5:33 is the funniest part because he's not a woman

[@niilovalorinta1107]

that sounds like you didn't get the actual joke of that clip :DDD... What's exactly funny about what you said anyway?

[@Waffle_6]

@@niilovalorinta1107the funny part is that hes actually not a woman

[@abigriffin9496]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

[@Rapidity5]

why is lux in this video

[@Creatures_of_the_Everquarry]

Why not?

[@specevodragona.k.a.henryca5000]

You should add a speed running challenge where two or more players compete to get rid of the would you rather prompts first!

[@craftlygamer2351]

I am the 1000th comment, every 10 likes i will update this comment. Edit: this comment is depressing I will not edit this at all anymore

[@karoleq3129]

At least you tried bro