Cody and Noel react to TikTok Thirst Traps

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[@futuristicgirl14]

Omg an office style mockumentary meets game of thrones type sitcom about the people who work at Medieval Times would be so funny. I’d watch the hell out of that show.

[@razzle8140]

Absolutely

[@murrayrodriguez878]

100% would watch that

[@goopguy548]

Sounds like Monty python and the holy grail or something

[@aarongibbs2260]

That’d be funny af.

[@evanshlom1]

If it was legit Office style and not after-midnight-adultswim style then yes that’d be lit

[@TheElusiveReality]

He definitely has some single moms on LOCK, bringing their kid every damn weekend

[@spicelord3006]

this killed me

[@Chaotic_Observer]

"but mom... we came here yesterday- and why did you make dad stay home?"

[@evilemuempire9550]

Respect the hustle

[@matthewmoravitz7199]

This is the funniest editing yet. They’re slowly turning these highlights into full fledged shitposts

[@BJo-jj2uk]

The “I think I might have to take you up on that” line about delivering babies made me die, resurrect and die again 😀

[@ninamasson3866]

made me speedrun all 5 stages of grief

[@herenow4550]

he spoke seriously the way Kelsey mocks e-boys lol

[@sharding14]

Cody & Noel need to do a full on “That’s Cringe” on Thirst Knight. I need more of this CONTENT!!!

[@mrjuanderfuI]

Never needed anything more in my life! I think they stopped doing That's Cringe cuz it have real effects on the subjects. That and it burns bridges, and can brand them as bullies. Long story short, it's bad for business and closes doors.

[@sharding14]

@@mrjuanderfuI that doesn’t really seem too accurate as it is still mostly what they do, make fun of stupid shit online. The brand got too big and they wanted to diversify their content. But I would love a Couples Cringe on Cody’s Channel. Kelsey would think this is hilarious. 😂

[@non_brewed_condiment]

@@mrjuanderfuI nah

[@mrjuanderfuI]

@@sharding14 Sort of but not with the same bite as the That's Cringe videos. Those were ruthless clowning. Notice Cody getting kinda embarrassed about the Jack Harlow light clownin. Or the followup with The Kambucha guy and Dahr Man. Once they had enough pull to collab, it doesn't make sense to go all in on people quite as hard. They have not gone as hard as they did with Agit Pai, Jake Paul, the Christian girls, and the others I mentioned. They have a new line. They clown but walk back or hedge their jokes so it's not too scathing. It's smart to have a broader audience and collaborate with lots of other creators. Why do you think actors always talk each other up in interviews and have nothing bad to say about producers and directors. It's bad for show business.

[@user-we1qy9zw3e]

Her cackle at 4:56 is so funny, imagine being there and being super into it and the person next to you let's out a laugh like this😭💀

[@nct96]

The black and white knight admitting that he has mommy issues is such a turnoff for me: *THIS IS A NO MR. STRUGGLE ZONE!*

[@lolitamolita5354]

Honestly, a show about children's entertainers for places like this sounds pretty good. Especially if Cody and Noel were directors.

[@twentysparrow1019]

theres an anime called life lessons with uramichi oniisan about working in the childrens entertainment industry

[@lolitamolita5354]

@@twentysparrow1019 thank yiu

[@rosiemartin6705]

im a princess at kids parties and public events and I have friends that do the midevil times type thing and let me tell you it is hilarious seeing the substances my coworkers do lmaooo

[@themusicaljunkie37]

"Who's horny in medieval times?" - Philosopher Cody Kõkō

[@kaceface2594]

as someone who worked at medieval times, noels recount of the show and actors is killing me xD i could give yall the SCOOP (and yes i worked at the buena park location)

[@CherryGumdrops707]

Do it boo

[@junomonsoon]

give us the scoop. we require the scoop

[@glupik1234]

You a thirst trap? Where's the scoop?

[@basementdwellercosplay]

This guy knows exactly what he's doing, some moms definitely take their kids every week just to see this dude

[@jess9533]

noel sobbing after saying "he got renaissance bunnies" murdered me

[@HeyItsNovalee]

Noel is NOT doing medieval times justice 😭😭 if you go and get into the energy it’s fun as HELL

[@SarahDaisy98]

The editing at 8:37 was perfect and it was exactly how I feel as a viewer listening to Cody talk

[@jacksonstevens5148]

The fact that they talked about Medieval Times for almost an hour and I didn't even notice

[@vydonmahabir7766]

Whoever edits these clips needs to be payed exorbatint amounts of local currency because these edits make it feel like im watching a whole new bit that i didnt watch in the full pod🤣

[@the11thhour44]

Good thing we now know Rigo is a wholesome dood cuz that baby delivering line made my soul leave this mortal coil

[@monamotterle4445]

that one hits soooo hard

[@culannlavelle93]

I knew this kid in my class in west Ireland when I was 11 whos dad owned a castle and he had a festival and at the they have knights genuinely beat the shit out of each other and it was fuckin brutal.

[@alexducosin]

What I would give to be there

[@lorettadunne210]

How the flying feck did he own a castle, let alone one here, the west must be so far removed the midlands.

[@culannlavelle93]

@@lorettadunne210 he had something to do with a charity that helped african kids see.

[@stinmkytoe]

I live down the road from a castle that does jousting every year, the knights also do hand to hand combat and literally beat the shit out of each other in full suits of armour, it’s insane😭

[@needoh5600]

I went for a choir tour one year and my school had the green knight. We were acting like it was a football game losing our voices over this. I think he genuinely felt bad that he was gonna lose😂 Probably the only time he had people actually cheer him on lmao

[@cherie..cherry]

That sounds amazing 😂😂

[@Sir_knomes]

The show could be following essentially the green knight just hanging out while there’s a bunch of drama with the queen and king and red knight

[@PossibleBat]

Okay so as a European, y’all don’t understand what jousting was about, IT WAS about hot knight’s fighting each other for most likely the king or queen’s favor, and being a jousted knight was seen as hot by medieval ladies DEF lmao

[@ryanvenora9084]

cool

[@rexana_rexana]

It was also because Jousting was a lot about status. You had the money for a horse, armor, and training? That's what made you hot. Also if you won that means you had skill, so also hot. It's interesting because you actually get a penalty for injury to the horse, 1) Because your goal is to knock the rider off 2) But Horsie SO EXPENSIVE!! MY HORSE! MY WEE HORSIE!! (That's actually a thing, medieval nobles cared a lot about their horses not so much cause they loved them but because of How expensive they were. To nobles they were not working animals, they were status symbols.)

[@PossibleBat]

@@rexana_rexana exactly that’s why some jousts were actually sponsored by richer lords to represent them, basically medieval sugar daddies

[@rexana_rexana]

@@PossibleBat medieval sugar daddies (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ

[@devinxoxo8350]

Okay? That has nothing to do with these shows though because the shows are for an audience which contains a lot of children and are meant to be family friendly fun. He’s not doing it to be historically accurate he’s doing it to boost his social media and post thirst traps which is what they’re talking about.

[@aidantremblay1368]

Whoever edited the Skyrim music into the m1 knight fight deserves a raise

[@raspburied]

im so glad the guy revealed his real voice bc at FIRST he didnt reveal it and he was hot until he started speaking LMAOOOOO

[@vidwindow]

3:34 the camera angels with cody's suttering left me crying

[@sheerluck_holmes]

Noel’s fit 💀 pop off Shaggy

[@yeeyeeyeeyee4876]

Also I’m losing it at Cody’s foot twisted as hell the whole time

[@dredgenfaith]

it's so funny that Rigo's actual personality is so wildly different than the character he plays in his TikToks

[@jessebais5347]

Those chairs look mad comfortable

[@slayrae872]

Noel and Cody leaving mid tiktok is incredible

[@jailynzacharie]

i went to medevial times in myrtle beach when i was 13 and i remember the black and white knight being just as committed to his role. maybe its a curse?

[@cherie..cherry]

😂😂 perhaps lol! I remember BEGGING my parents to go to one of these shows, especially with all the giant advertisements and billboards at the beach and highway

[@alfador.]

Cody and Noel don’t realize that’s been part of the medieval times for at least 17 years there just wasn’t social media

[@flynnstonezz]

Noel is entirely wrong about Medeival times man, I went and we were so rowdy they spared our knight until the very end, which they then decided to kill him off anyways. They literally asked the crowd if they should spare him, it was SICK!

[@nattyrudd3279]

i’ve been paying for the bonus episodes for about a year now and it’s the only subscription i don’t want to vomit about when i see my bank telling me it auto payed it

[@emmasirony]

It’s been a long year and every day I come home from work to see if Cody and Noel posted, it really makes my night when they do-

[@rachaellorrainesnow8333]

A guy I had a crush on in college didn’t make it in LA, and now he’s a knight at medieval times in Phoenix. His ex girlfriend that he moved to LA with is an actress in Lucifer and Hacks lmao

[@badaboop2035]

the "everything makes sense now" feeling i got as soon as the video played made me lose it

[@taewae]

i worked at medieval times for a while and those knights ALWAYS think they're hot shit for some reason lmaoooo, it was so cringe...

[@rexana_rexana]

I remember doing medieval times when I was really young but I cared more about the food then the show, lol, so that kinda speaks to the quality of the show itself. I would love to go to like a Renaissance fair or something like that to try and reminisce about some of the stuff like this I did as a kid, except with actual mead. Could be fun. Ride a horse, stab a dude.

[@nadjailic3321]

Noel impersonating the “baby dragon” lady that episode made me crack tf up

[@madicampbell939]

i matched with the red knight on tinder😂😂

[@Adriana-ri7of]

I fucking love your set 😩😩 and the TMG logo is sick

[@doeeyes2]

Medieval Times is so filthy gross. I had a friend that worked at the one in Toronto. He said the food comes out of the same wide doors that the horses do. So the horses would take massive dumps back there and the waiters would just trench through it on their way to serve the guests. People would get sick all the time from eating at Medieval Times, it was like a well known fact, you go to MT you are getting food poisoning. This was a long time ago tho so maybe its changed but theres no way I would ever go.

[@razzle8140]

Gross

[@kede849]

I mean I guess they really wanted to be accurate to the medieval era lmao

[@V1ckyK4r1]

My friend caught Hand Foot Mouth from MT, it was a grueling three weeks for them

[@remoryu]

the whole situation with that tiktok knight guy is so funny to me, like, he knows what he’s doing and kudos to him for cashing out on that i follow him on tiktok but not very closely, i mostly just come across his costume-making lives with his friend (might be the green knight?) who is in a lot of his content, and it’s interesting to hear them talk about the costume making and leather working processes but honestly his own original comedic content is not funny at all to me and i don’t think it’s made me laugh once he’s kind of only funny in an indirect way

[@xRainbowDancerrrx]

noel's soul leaving his body at 9:58 lmaoooooo

[@LM-gm9yo]

6:55 that fucking chuckle holy fuck my chest caved in onto itself and created a black hole from the cringe

[@corvid2910]

WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE “I have a lot of questions…seeing as I’ve never dELiVerEd a BaBy bEFoRe~😩”

[@LM-gm9yo]

@@corvid2910 I don’t know but I sure as hell didn’t like it 😭

[@SamuraiDesiqn]

this would make an incredble sitcom

[@byrd6973]

A friend of mine looked into working for Medieval Times. Apparently to become a knight you actually do have to start as a squire lol.

[@fatherWolt]

I saw a video years ago of 12v12 full armor fighting, actually so fucking entertaining.

[@victoriacoleman1933]

I was knighted as a wee lass. Loved it. It would be hilarious to go shitfaced and have fun with friends

[@marieli325]

I went to medieval times with a friend after day drinking all day and we decided to go all out and try all the cocktails and cheer like hell for our knight. The people around us were all bachelor and bachelorette parties so it was a total blast!

[@fatimathepainter5574]

Noel your outfit In this ep is fly af. Idk if u care but the earthy neutrals and crisp white shoe are 😎

[@wizardaffairs5085]

this is HILARIOUS because I"m friends with a Medieval Times queen and she KNOWS the black and white knight IRL rotflol

[@kiorag.458]

misogyny arc💀😭😭😭

[@Shutupbradley]

Tears, ive got so many tears 😂

[@sydneypelger857]

the fucking skyrim combat music got me big time

[@glenndonovin8143]

my parents took us to midieval times right before they told us they were getting a divorce. this dude def had sum to do with it

[@rockofshame]

9:40 holy shit didn’t expect Noel to have such a spot on impression

[@slipperyquark3885]

8:35 Might be my favorite edit I’ve seen on this channel so far

[@tala7477]

I had a crush on a midevil fair actor and he stood me up

[@fatherWolt]

that medieval fight was totally choreographed, actually sword fights look way goofier and involves a lot more blunt force trauma. edit: glad they found videos of actual fighting, because it does look hella goofy. Sword fights in full armor are lame pussy shit, the armor is MEANT TO PROTECT FROM SWORDS. The real action is hammers or polearms for full suit combat because blunt weapons are made to combat suits of armor. Dent that shit in ya know? Fuck I want to fight in a suit of armor now.

[@timmysleftnutsack5075]

Me before I take my adhd meds

[@timmysleftnutsack5075]

But so true

[@cherie..cherry]

@@timmysleftnutsack5075 💀

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

I always wondered that. They designed those medieval MMA fights to be sorta real, but they pair full plate with the weapon that does almost nothing against full plate. And they can't even thrust! So they end up using the sword as blunt weapons. Why not go with a rubber mace or axe? Makes no sense to me.

[@martophrenia]

lol, you guys just described literal SNL skit ))

[@brucarita]

I don't know if you guys kept watching his tiktok but apparently Rigo found out he is related or descendants of a real knight and he can apply to be a real knight. His last name is Cardenas.

[@castlegarden2999]

Do you ever think his ancestors watch him from the afterlife, then saw him film the santa tiktok and went, "My brother in Christ what is this behavior?"

[@brucarita]

@@castlegarden2999 😂😂😂

[@TheLordSav]

Thought cody was wearing a magic spoon hoodie at first.

[@roseev5493]

I remember coming to Florida medieval times from the uk like 10 years ago and the dude ran up to me and crowned me 'queen of love and beauty' when I was like 13. Always thought it was strange since then that they choose children loool

[@LoafMather]

The santa tik tok killed me. I hated that.

[@boo7963]

Noel lookin finer than ever…just sayin

[@broadwayrogue891]

As a burnout from high school and college theatre. Yes. Yes he is lmao 🤣

[@MadDunhill]

watching a horse do a wheelie, lmao

[@kmgh17]

i love noel's shoes. are they custom ? i would buy a noel sneaker collab lol

[@boy-si4sh]

“Renaissance bunnies” LMAOOOO

[@reinareinhart]

Ohhh for a second I thought this was the one in Las Vegas where everyone ignored the jousting and just eats the food 😂😂😂

[@bradencw]

cody cutting off noel 4 consecutive times had me ROLLING

[@christiansawyer8224]

I need Cody and Noel to see the SNL skit about medieval times. One of their good ones from recent years

[@andrewduncan2258]

If you want to watch some (more) intense armored combat, look up Knight Fight on YT. It’s a History Channel show that’s basically Forged in Fire meets WWE and it’s awesome

[@baetoulk5888]

i am wheeezzizzingggg

[@Lombzi]

I got a medieval times ad on this video. Never seen this ad before smh

[@oliviac4885]

sometimes i gotta pause this shit so i can take a rip of my pen without laughing

[@jacksonharvey6342]

I was so confused with how this video started relating to the title, and it came full circle haha

[@sampolisky1109]

I’m dead 💀

[@kaners2006]

Sounds like the whole trip was a thirst trap

[@NotOnLand]

I went to the Medieval Times near Anaheim in high school (way before Thirst Knight), the actual "fighting" was lame but the food and atmosphere were pretty dope. Girls dressed like wenches served bread, soup, and half a whole roast chicken, good time.

[@MultiMrawesome5]

Renaissance Bunnies😭😭

[@greciacisneros2494]

lol Noel is dressed like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo

[@mays3288]

Why are they fighting with butter knifes though!! Lmao

[@kaibrodie1358]

I was like 8 when I went and whatever knight we had gave me a ribbon that said “queen of love and beauty” 😂

[@TibsPlays]

Noel please stop coming for me I’m a grown ass adult and I LOVE medieval times 😭

[@olivejuice1424]

Yo rennaissance bunnies 💀

[@temporarilyimmortal795]

Anyone remember the Pirate Adventure restaurant in that same stretch of Beach Blvd? Not sure if it's still there because most of these themed restaurant projects can't seem to achieve the same success as Medieval Times.

[@Shan-sy2er]

All I can think about watching this is Brittany Broski’s medieval times vlog lol

[@cez_is_typing]

Same lmao she was SO HYPE

[@kaitlynrowena5463]

I wanna know who the green knight is in the brief promo picture

[@Bobo-xm6jb]

The pirates dinner show is SOO much better! fun as hell

[@limerencelail]

this editing is killing me bro

[@KaptainViciorious]

If you want to develop a script for your Medieval Times show just let me know! I think this would be hilarious 🤣

[@jamessnavely614]

Renaissance bunnies Lmaoo

[@notbologna4846]

4:03 is your foot okay, Cody?

[@bailswaite]

Aaaaaaand that’s enough internet for today.

[@OGBEAUMONT]

Mid-evil times

[@heccmcgee4352]

Been watching these guys for ages and they make fun of so many things but nobody makes fun of the fact that Cody drinks liquid death 😹

[@finn4135]

they're sponsored by them. you're still right tho lol

[@heccmcgee4352]

@@finn4135 that's kinda sad. The whole selling point is testosterone based

[@finn4135]

@@heccmcgee4352 relly? wdym?

[@heccmcgee4352]

@@finn4135 look up any of the ads on KZbin it's just in your face "IF YOU DON'T DRINK THIS YOU'RE NOT A MAN" energy

[@oliviaelliott9069]

RENAISSANCE BUNNIES 😭