Ranking Scary Mascots w Danny Gonzalez

[@RubyEmma]

i don’t know if i love or hate that there’s literally no intro just danny telling cody how his dog died

[@wtichery]

At least he didn't clickbait it 😭

[@SceneXtube]

I swear you can see how broken Danny is. Even in the thumbnail for this video, he's forcing a smile. I give him a lot of credit for being as resilient as he was in this video because if it were me, any mention of my animals passing a couple months afterward would have me in tears.

[@iamcorgi._.6887]

Rest in peanuts

[@ammyammyammy]

@@SceneXtube I couldn't talk about my dog without wanting to cry for like a year after her death. And she just died from old age. I can't imagine if my pet had a health crisis and then passed so quickly like that, how fucking WRECKED I would be. :(

[@pissapocalypse]

Dude my cat died like 3 years ago and I still cry about it

[@lankykong3992]

R.I.P. Peanut. You may not have defended Danny when he got his house broken into, but you were an awesome dog nonetheless. You will be missed.

[@ghostlyexe]

@Josh the Joshey Boii that’s not how you boost your music bro

[@buddyboi8456]

@Josh the Joshey Boii your music is making my ear bleed. Sounds like shit

[@no_peace]

I'm so sad about Peanut

[@TheBasketballArchivist]

@@buddyboi8456 its not his music he’s basically Rick Rolling with that terrible song, it was funny like 3 months ago now its just dumb

[@user-ip6zn1io5w]

@@TheBasketballArchivist Wait, it was funny once?

[@nostalgia8649]

The regret on Cody's face as Danny tells him about his dog passing away. Almost comic lol.

[@or9422]

Almost?

[@TCallier]

Sounds like a pretty terrible way to go

[@Nitrolord]

Why is every reply section involving Peanut full of bot replies jesus

[@tristanchaplin392]

I couldn't tell Danny wasn't joking at first

[@itscristyhere]

"he is fun, he doesn't look like a child molester"... the bar is SO low 💀

[@vittoria6402]

me tryna find good guys to fall in love w be like

[@gumballgun]

@@vittoria6402 LMFAOOO

[@scorpioj3]

lmao that's how i look at men while driving by

[@AuDHDarling]

Trying to vet potential matches on a dating app

[@Poppyblender]

This aged terribly well

[@madisonmaricle1568]

As a Chemist, I can confirm that is exactly what every single isotope looks like

[@thisgustin]

isn't it the electrons orbit the isotope that's why.

[@devinbutler3763]

He is supposed to be an alien

[@willlohr]

I actually have an Isotopes hat

[@ratosphere]

Danny factoring ass into the ranking every time is something I respect

[@jdms65]

He’s consistent

[@cleopatraonlyfans]

I’m not up to that part yet I just heard about Danny’s dog

[@mayatolokonnikova5824]

Watching Danny’s jokes being laughed at in real time is honestly a blessing

[@cozycasasmr4510]

My feelings exactly

[@douggieharrison6913]

Danny truly outshined Cody this round. How jealous do you think Noah is that Cody was laughing way harder at someone else's jokes

[@shrubjuniper]

SERIOUSLY

[@crimson8076]

@@douggieharrison6913 who's noah

[@kazakukog]

@@douggieharrison6913 poor noah

[@CalebHyles]

Hello, Cody! Montgomery, AL native here. "Big Mo" is only described to us as "a biscuit lovin' beast". We think he's an anteater/aardvark, but we know there's something more underneath that trunk...

[@fruityfaygo]

i've ALWAYS been scared of big mo, seeing him in this video was not surprising at all. and i've also never known what he is supposed to be lol

[@jessie.honey1128]

Love your videos 👀👀

[@johnqsample5119]

Got biscuits up his trunk

[@ashlynharbison5572]

They always beat us Biloxi Shuckers :(

[@alexmershon8726]

GumpTown native here. I was always terrified of Mo as a child… and still am to this day. Not surprised at all to see him featured on a video about bad mascots. Go biscuits!

[@Crimson_Knight004]

Cody’s absolute horror and awkward laugh after hearing about the tragedy of Peanut. It’s a very sad situation but the abrupt way Danny ended the story got a chuckle out of me too. 😅

[@AxxLAfriku]

My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest KZbinr EVAH! Please agree, dear c

[@Crimson_Knight004]

@Amelia Kamel🌹 Wow, I can’t believe I found Big Moe’s KZbin account.

[@Crimson_Knight004]

@@AxxLAfriku Honestly it’s the greatest honor of my life to get a reply from AxxL. Keep doing what you’re doing, broski.

[@crustycryptid5553]

Wtf are these comments 💀💀

[@ssc3158]

@@crustycryptid5553right??

[@RileyLastname]

"why would you show me this" is possibly the funniest reaction to anything ever

[@mustsebra]

I read your comment and was looking forward to finding out which mascot caused this reaction but I was still totally unprepared. The look of this goddamn guy combined with the sound effect it came into the frame with, not to mention the reaction, made me wheeze and spill my Red Bull onto my lap while failing to control my laughter. gold content

[@emilystephenson7418]

@@mustsebra i grew up with that mascot 😭 he's even more terrifying in real life

[@Lucifersfursona]

And I’ve had it so many times

[@sentimentist]

why did danny’s “what the fuck is this? why would you show me this” completely take me out 😭😭😭 that frog thing truly looks demonic

[@MasonzeroDigitalWorks]

Now imagine growing up with that frog thing being your hometown team and mascot - welcome to my childhood 😭😭

[@MissDraiha]

It was almost Godfather-esque

[@wishingwell_333]

im genuinely scared WHY does he LOOK like that

[@fugsunTV]

They literally ruined webly, he used to have a soul. Idk who that frog fuck is

[@himanbam]

@@wishingwell_333 Well I'm pretty sure it was meant to look like the red eyed tree frog, which has big red meth eyes.

[@andrerodriguez5833]

When I was a child I won a contest to run the bases with orbit the isotopes mascot, but instead of racing him around the bases I thought the objective was to take him out so when I caught up to him I just fucking tackled him

[@RepKyle95]

This made me cackle like a goddamn hyena, thank you

[@Goldfighter5]

That is hilarious lol

[@The_SilliestBilliest]

He deserves it

[@anessa.rodriguez]

i thought this was me at first 😔

[@madfisch473]

“take him out” ☠️

[@dorsaldestroyer.c2875]

Danny just casually starts off the video talking about how his dog died

[@angelinazhanggg]

classic

[@pinksmalebulldogs1744]

causal Friday kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqjKe6elobF6j6c

[@watermelon..baby12]

Well…I mean Cody asked

[@jstarrsounds]

what a way to find out. rip peanut

[@christopherminutolo9384]

@its fine lemme guess... tranquility?

[@lukefriss3903]

Danny being able to explain what an isotope is but not knowing how “orbit” has anything to do with isotopes is hilarious

[@HJYeagerr]

Ikr, they did my man Orbit wrong, he should've been at least A tier

[@jackhumann8270]

Except he explained ions, not isotopes

[@amn_1ohtrix989]

even his definition of isotopes was wrong tho, it's about protons and neutrons, but close enough ig. and idk why they thought of Saturn ring too lol

[@liamfritz8290]

He explained an ion, not an isotope

[@larsrumpf788]

@@jackhumann8270 Thank you; first right comment hahah

[@strobrycake]

crying. sobbing even. shaking and throwing up in joy.

[@sambibambi5409]

yeah........ yeah

[@mcgremi5769]

Seek help

[@LANEcor3]

Go outside, that isn’t healthy

[@jeenako]

r u ok

[@bunnionacid]

y'all understand this is a joke? lmao

[@courtneyzelazny]

The fact that both Danny and Cody have vaguely scientific backgrounds but cannot understand what orbit has to do with isotopes is so amusing

[@anar2813]

lol fr

[@OcyTaviAh]

Danny did say "is it about the electrons" so he wasn't completely off...

[@Skipsenberg]

I’m pretty sure they just know from science classes in school or something considering their degrees are both in computer science.

[@m1nshr00m]

they went to tech schools wdym scientific background LMAO

[@courtneyzelazny]

@@m1nshr00m is computer science not a science or

[@niccvier]

Danny: my dog died recently in pain Cody: lol ok anyways

[@AmyAberrant]

I was so sad for the dog ☹️

[@stinky1331]

come on turn up for his dead dog rip peanut 🕺🕺🕺

[@wawa95035]

@@stinky1331 tuot babyyy

[@bugsbin]

my dog passed recently too and very suddenly so this made me extra sad for danny because i know how hard it is

[@johannesaskehov]

Well, there isn't much of a point in going on about that in a video like this.

[@unphase.]

We’re getting closer and closer to a Cody, Noel, Danny, Drew, and Kurtis collab

[@hanjistechi]

I also feel like Jarvis would fit so well in the mix

[@bugelover]

dont forget jarvis

[@roganmccann3681]

We really just need Noel Danny drew and cody

[@ellamorgan2844]

that is all i want

[@ickygoonz]

every day i pray 4 a noel/kurtis collab 🤎

[@hayden2385]

Cody ko: brings up dead dog Also Cody ko: says sorry Also also Cody ko: laughs

[@gosiam8184]

It's actually a quite common reaction, I don't know why and I can't explain it, but sometimes I react the same way, and I feel so bad because of that. Maybe it's just brain's way to handle a situation, where you don't know what to say or it's quite shocking and it wants to compensate for it, I really have no idea.

[@Iron678Maiden]

Danny laughs too

[@randomwatcher123]

@@gosiam8184 Nervous laughter

[@devenbarg]

typical sagittarius

[@mara-ho2tx]

why would cody be coping over being told about peanut? it’s a response to awkwardness or he was nervous

[@tessmarino5710]

the fact that the “human being” mascot is BAREFOOT, his WHOLE DOGS OUT AND EVERYTHING should’ve automatically put him in f tier 😭

[@edgecrusher018]

Thank you! I cannot believe they didn’t mention the feet!

[@brennanhensler157]

It’s supposed to be Johnny Appleseed

[@aelrics]

@@brennanhensler157LMAO

[@CosmicPigeonn]

As a person who has attended many river bandits games and lives in the quad cities, I can say that Rascal does, in fact, shoot the crowd with a real gun to get them hyped.

[@emwilson3205]

came here to say this

[@liahamilton8931]

How badass

[@Joooooeeeeee3]

Go hawks

[@liainahamilton6615]

@@liahamilton8931 uhhhhhhhh why do you have my name🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@liahamilton8931]

@@liainahamilton6615 we have to fight now

[@l0s3r66]

Cody makes everyone feel so good abt their jokes it’s so cute

[@Chris-px2gf]

True, but danny is really funny regardless

[@_j_942]

Pink letter profile gang

[@nikolaaleksovski4334]

Red is new pink

[@maddexmartin3560]

@@Chris-px2gf you mean drew?

[@lo.lo_marie]

@@maddexmartin3560 where do you see drew in this video

[@ayvlis18]

Besides being Noel's number one fan, Cody really is just everyone's hype man

[@moonriverinc7896]

He has such a nice laugh too. Super genuine and not obnoxious.

[@calebk8518]

very likeable person

[@nyerahtalley4892]

hmm I don't like this because Cody alone is still a good laugh, but I do get what you're saying

[@ayvlis18]

@@nyerahtalley4892 oh no yeah he's sooo funny, he just always hypes ppl up bc he laughs at all their jokes

[@briannahasken9230]

The way Danny was so serious in rating these I’m crying

[@immortalsun]

He better be.

[@shaniazimmerman3922]

“That doesn’t exude positivity… -.” “IS HE HOLDING A GUN??”

[@LambandChop2004]

They have no idea how close they are..😆

[@bens.discordkitten9881]

9:55

[@camille-rj3if]

AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[beautiful-without-bikini😱] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@Nickstepher]

This is the collaboration we always wanted and needed but never received until today. Can't wait until Cody Noel Danny Drew and Curtis all collab

[@emmabella8316]

Yesss

[@mylie563]

LITERALLY!!

[@DARKENINGTIMES]

damn that would be on a whole nother level of hilarious.

[@adecree]

I think that might break KZbin's algorithm 🤔

[@nellyb1594]

Whew damn that's a tall order, buddy!!

[@delsmontgomery]

Lovin these two Computer Science grads just reviewing mascots

[@subseed1]

Agreed. Well qualified reviews. Just two Blue Wahoos sitting back and chillin

[@tristansteen5248]

but they still didn't know how orbits relate to electrons... :(

[@madigable2125]

Danny talking about his dog unfortunately passing away in such a calm voice was what Noel would call an “empath moment”.

[@thegoblet151]

"Why did you show me this?" Is one of the funniest reactions to that thing I have ever heard

[@hannadjuvstadeidissen4687]

when?0

[@bens.discordkitten9881]

@@hannadjuvstadeidissen4687 21:00

[@christianmiller1737]

I thought it was hilarious when they said he looks like he’s been up on a meth binge because Everett is known for it ha meth problem now 😂

[@lucysfinelibrary]

Yet, nothing is as terrifying as the Greendale Human Being

[@superboyces1155]

I did not need to see that today

[@ellielovegood6307]

Good god

[@leopoldoparra6970]

Nice comminity refererence

[@meganmonkey1413]

Ahhh whhyyyyy

[@lucasaburto12]

Streets ahead

[@brokennotdefeated9625]

Danny's hair deserves it's own award.......FLAWLESS!

[@angelinamathew8649]

More like frictionless

[@mangotango2404]

@@angelinamathew8649 omg shut uuuuuuppppppp

[@TactlessC]

I'm actually from Rocket City (it's in Alabama, where they train Astronauts and shit) and the Trash Pandas came from like a vote on what to call them and decide the mascot, and it was unironically the best option cause at least three options were just humans and the other animal options included Possums, Ants and WORMS.

[@user-pq6dg8hv4z]

the trash pandas used to be the mobile Baybears. they are missed :(

[@meatballsyes3854]

@@user-pq6dg8hv4z trash pandas is way cooler than whatever you just said

[@manofbeskar]

Honestly thought that mascot was a reference to Rocket Raccoon, with the rocket and the "trash panda" name from GOTG2, plus the blue and red uniform that looks like Rocket's comic uniform lmao. I like the actual origin though, it's funny that a raccoon was the best option

[@GoodKidmAAdLizard]

earthworm jim

[@vegginout2545]

The fact that Cody knew peanut’s name by heart is so endearing

[@PileOfStones]

Not really. There's a jump cut so Danny may have just told him.

[@darkschweppes]

i don’t think it’s that hard to remember the name of his dog

[@codycat6]

@@darkschweppes right?.. people are really lowering the standards for friendship lmao.

[@rohananand7101]

OMG guys he remembered his friend’s dog’s name… How heartwarming♥️

[@probably_beth]

I really feel for Danny, losing a dog is losing one of the best parts of your life. Especially when some unexpected like that happens. Very sorry for your loss man

[@sunshinedaze09]

one of the best?? *ohhh the dog is the best part not -losing the dog - i misunderstood

[@monomonito929]

@@sunshinedaze09 "losing one of the best parts of your life" that makes sense, dogs are awesome

[@abearpossessedbyseveralrac7699]

@Sarah Shourds ya man he means like, a dog is one of the best parts of your life so losing a dog is losing one of the best parts of your life uk

[@sunshinedaze09]

@@monomonito929 ohhh the dog is the best part i thought the moment of losing the dog was the best part so i thought it was a typo for worst

[@kayblinky]

Losing my chihuahua was def not one of the best parts of my life… Edit: nvm! I understood. My apologies!

[@KhayrTheWizard]

it is a CRIME that the grotesque flesh creature with a pot on its head escaped F tier, and that the dope ass Raccoons didn't make it to S tier

[@thebigshark42]

as some one from fort wayne who had to see that abombanation as a child i can 100% agree that thing scared me

[@jadec1828]

Agree!!!

[@jongininikim5219]

i fully agree! that thing creeps me the fuck out and should've been G tier.

[@mrclean2023]

I live in the quad cities and the baseball floods almost every year

[@kaitlindoesarts]

His name is Johnny, show some respect :(

[@thilypad557]

I love how hard Cody laughs at Danny's jokes. Excellent

[@djentlover]

Why does the "Excellent" sound so menacing

[@sophwhossoph]

first thing i thought of was mr burns from the simpsons@@djentlover

[@jeberui]

Fascinating

[@charlottestow248]

Danny and Cody proving that they’re not nerds and don’t know anything about chemistry

[@paulsneeed]

lolll im dying while taking uni chem rn

[@charlottestow248]

@@paulsneeed SAME i’m in organic right now 😭

[@Guernica1]

I am in middle school this is the basics

[@eruzayne]

lmao while both of them went to top tier schools

[@orangecat9559]

@@Guernica1 yeah that's the problem, we learn that in middle school. 1 year out of school and you'll remember jack shit about those stuff

[@taylorahring5416]

The fact they didn’t address the tin caps mascot bring barefoot is painful.

[@obelus1337]

It’s because he’s Johnny Appleseed

[@stevemcintyre1962]

Johnny Appleseed didn't wear shoes.

[@avabailey1664]

he only had four toes too

[@justoverit]

I cant believe they didnt realize hes supposed to be Johnny appleseed

[@hera409]

As someone that actually works for the Missoula Paddleheads, Paxton (the moose) does play baseball midgame. We also let kids pitch and go around the bases and he chases them the entire time. :)

[@andrewkohler3874]

He CHASES them???

[@muhilan8540]

what is a paddle head?

[@ella-barnes7]

@@muhilan8540 I think it’s like the moose has the big antlers and it can essentially paddle with them? I’m from Missoula and I still have basically no clue

[@juliaziokowska8938]

No

[@emoryycaza2161]

still angry they changed the name we literally have an osprey nest in the field how does paddlehead make sense

[@deadpuppetsociety]

As a Fort Wayne native, the Tincaps mascot is actually Johnny Appleseed (hence the name of the team too), as we're where he died. When I was a kid, our team used to be called the Wizards, and our mascot was a green dragon, and I prefer that a LOT! more than Johnny!

[@scareraven9669]

The dragon could throw it back better than Johnny.

[@AJizzle124]

Ayeeee also grew up in Fort Wayne

[@sas.tronaut5055]

they should have taken a cue from the logo and just made him an apple instead of human man costume

[@taeilsvibeblasters650]

“he’s fun he doesn’t doesnt look like a child molester” standards

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

At my age, this is pretty much how friends describe potential date set-ups to me :-/

[@aspenisthebest]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 the bar is so low it's sad

[@caitlinistired1050]

They’re laughing. These mascots are terrifying and they’re laughing.

[@wren105]

the "frog" one will actually give me nightmares 😀😀😀😀

[@shiannafoxx]

@@wren105 The frog one was fecking hilarious I was deadass crying 😭😭😭

[@theakoss]

danny: makes a good joke me: chuckles cody: *dies of laughter and has a seizure*

[@dissatisfieds_9740]

his laugh makes me laugh harder 😭

[@lz__9147]

it makes me so happy seeing Cody laugh at Danny's jokes

[@jamiekelly395]

jimmy fallon vibes

[@iwillfollowyouintothelight]

It’s wonderful

[@B8BBB8B88BB8]

Epilepsy is hilarious

[@witchlysbrew]

Love how no one's talking about how you can tell which ones were made by fursuit makers lmao

[@JetKing0077]

How can you tell?

[@damarisrostas9670]

@@JetKing0077 the ones that look cleaner and more disney-like i think

[@luckygoat1810]

I prefer the furry mascots.

[@cresture6200]

@@luckygoat1810 me too

[@MissFelice]

Danny making a deez nuts joke before Cody shows why this collab is so perfect.

[@addierockwell1591]

The scariest thing is when your home town pops up on the screen, and u have ur favorite content creators talk about it. (The Quad Cities is a collection of Cities btw. It isn’t just one city, but we do have some pretty nice quads here.)

[@tadrian786]

Hey I live there too:)

[@pixels8262]

ME TOO!

[@cadereimers7642]

SAME YOOOO

[@huntingsaw4599]

Sameeeee

[@roseykarla3660]

Damn I read this comment and thought this probably isn't going to happen to me then the first mascot they reviewed was my home town

[@sarsarluv6]

Danny is genuinely quick-witted and extremely funny. I feel like he could have a really successful career outside of KZbin

[@winter7345]

He already had a KZbin channels it’s called Drew Gooden

[@rozaw1634]

@@winter7345 yeah but Amanda was known before on vine

[@finns23653]

the idea of some workers just dragging the blue wahoo out onto the field and just leaving him there the whole game before dragging off the field at the end cracked me up

[@jeffersondiuguid9844]

I got really drunk at a Jumbo Shrimp game and yelled "scampi fucks!" He gave me the big thumbs up.

[@fatknuts]

scampi confirmed it, he fucks

[@liahamilton8931]

Good for you, Scampi

[@Kathi88]

😂😂😂

[@Monique.Marceline]

this comment is one of the funniest combination of words ive ever read

[@fatnuts2447]

that's the most Jacksonville thing I've ever read

[@libbyonthalabel]

I’ve met Big Mo twice and he gives off BAD vibes. However the Biscuits used to shoot biscuits out of their tshirt cannons at games but the cannons kept breaking from getting clogged with biscuits and I love them for that.

[@lipglossgirl50]

HAHAHAH

[@bread1498]

I actually caught one of those biscuits once i gave it to my friend because I wasn’t hungry and she said it was really good

[@katelynpace5503]

My grandma used to be one of the biscuit shooters there lol

[@TechReviewsRB]

The reason why the ABQs minor league team is named isotopes is because ABQ is know for the area Los Alamos which was where the atomic bomb was developed hence the name “Isotopes”. Orbit refers to the orbit of an electron around a central atom or the theoretical path of an electron around an atom.

[@xmarinax7198]

yuh u tell em

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Actually it's named that because of an episode of The Simpsons, the name was just agreed to be appropriate because of the nuclear testing connection.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

Even so.... That's still a weird mascot lol

[@bcc5701]

Did hipster bears work on the atomic bomb?

[@maddieb.4282]

Thanks for the education Ryan!!! That’s such an awesome fun fact

[@WhatsAMeadow4]

The chemistry between these two is off the charts

[@nameness5242]

But the chemistry knowledge is nonexistent

[@creationmagic33]

"Ears chewed up" "scar on the eye, red pupil" "Batshit insane" are pretty normal if you ever had a chihuahua

[@soappacket2342]

true but my chihuahua had no teeth

[@darcyh462]

this NEEDS a part two because the new orleans babycakes might not exist anymore but they DESERVE TO BE SEEN.

[@lapisgrey301]

wow why did i look that up. immediate regret. idk what i was expecting but it was not that. horrible

[@cathyw810]

Holy fuck actually terrifying 😂

[@laurenreinhold7266]

this comment needs more recognition

[@lolnoitsnot]

WTF IS THAT

[@vaughnshinkus4178]

Thank you! All time weirdest team name and logo.

[@nukecake4339]

I love how Danny just starts unemotionally talking about his dog dieing

[@roseraid8591]

*Dying

[@fernandapaixao6369]

i think he was trying to not seem too sad. on his ig he posted abt peanut and he was pretty devastated

[@assignedcatatbirth]

i mean that’s how i talk about my cats death, he only died a couple months ago and it was very sudden so i’ll casually mention it or talk lightly abt it to some ppl bc it helps me not be too sad abt it. even tho it is heartbreaking

[@gracedell]

it’s the only way you can really talk about a pet death without breaking down. my dog died in the same exact way and it’s terrible but you can’t always cry about it.

[@nachopeligro]

he's had to talk about it quite a few times since so i'm sure he's used to explaining what happened to people

[@KrakenwithaKam]

As someone who is friends with someone who used to be Big Lug, I'm pleased to see him in S tier

[@JG-bl3bj]

Does anyone else HATE how Cody isn't shrinking the mascots enough to fit inside of the tier rows? It looks like a clusterfuck, Cody

[@julia-ik3oo]

YES, thank u

[@hannalowercase5928]

yes lmaoooo also you can adjust the size of the tiers

[@jiminsuga5803]

I actually like it

[@ronybooth8268]

Yeah

[@pratik.7599]

I hated it at the beginning but it just looked awesome at the end

[@willmiller437]

Watching Danny and Cody misunderstand electrons is incredible

[@winifred9087]

when theyre talking about the orbits 😭😭 mannnnnn

[@sus425]

“ durrrrr What the fuck do rings have to do with atoms” jesus is education in America really that bad

[@somethingnotstupid]

@@sus425 Cody is Canadian

[@adriannahowell2359]

@@sus425 REJECT the Bohr model, QUANTUM SUPREMACY

[@benjaminchi8730]

it makes me feel better abt myself even though i only just learned that in class

[@alicecurtis9763]

You can just tell Danny is so incredibly funny, even without the intense scripting he does, and so whenever he collabs it's so effortless like you can tell everyone is slightly nervous when he comes on and then immediately at ease with him. I think that's why he and drew work so well, is they both have that effortless, slightly how the fuck did you come up with that, humor. I want to see Danny more with Laura too because she clearly has the same humor but is just shyer.

[@izzytepe]

this comment is my thought process 24/7 while watching youtube

[@connorsousa7448]

Dude watching this video made me realize just how funny Danny is like damn

[@ratosphere]

“Danny makes everyone immediately at ease” ... *opens video with description of his dog’s death*

[@ratosphere]

/lh tho, I completely agree

[@HonestlyHolistic]

Yeah I love Danny sm. I always watch him and Drew's videos when I need to be cheered up or cope

[@troyworman6622]

Fun story: The Fort Wayne Tin Caps were originally going to be named the pot heads but people protested and it was ultimately changed to Tin Caps

[@alsatiacorwin6813]

Personally offended y’all forgot the Florence y’all’s. Our mascot is literally a water tower

[@victorialancaster9429]

LMAOOO WHAT

[@autumnestridge3010]

Omg I've seen the actual water tower you're talking about. The fact that you're the Florence yalls takes me out 💀😂

[@kcg285]

That's actually awesome! Thay water tower is so unique, local, quirky, and unproblematic. :)

[@jenelam2831]

Yessss was hoping someone would comment this lol!!

[@hungergamesclove221]

Exactly!!! We had a big glow-up from the Florence Freedoms soooo

[@CA-pc1zq]

I’d never even thought about how funny Danny and Cody would be together but this absolutely sent me

[@ysabela5605]

AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@abrameng]

I went to a Montgomery Biscuits game a while back, and despite the horrifying mascot, they throw out hot biscuits to the crowd so it made up for it

[@AshleyMo246]

wait are you kurt’s owner? i follow you on tiktok!

[@DiabolikSilhouette]

Big Mo isn't horrifying. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ What the hell?! He's a multiple time award winning biscuit-gobbling lumpy anteater that just so happens to hold the coveted Sports Illustrated Mascot of the Year Award. So show Big Mo some respect please.

[@ButterScootch]

7:29 aged well

[@willmax95]

😂😂😂 omg

[@sarar9166]

Orbit deserves none of the slander. Orbit is absolutely perfect in every single way.

[@heyimneverland8451]

PERIOD I LOVE ORBIT

[@camilaindriago1076]

"And then she died" has similar energy to "my wife stabbed me almost to death during a heroin induced rage"

[@agnez______9956]

AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@AhegaoMachine666]

Fun fact: The Chihuahuas use to be the El Paso Diablos and our mascot was a giant red pissed off chile pepper. The chihuahua is an improvement

[@rockerguy890]

Orrrrrr the Diablos.....

[@AhegaoMachine666]

@@rockerguy890 The team was called the Diablos. The mascot was still a chili tho, not a devil or anything

[@aalegge]

I thought the "Diablos" and the chile mascot was so much more badass than "Chihuahuas" but maybe that's just me.

[@AuDHDarling]

​@@aalegge, I could be wrong, but is the issue with white (often racist/xenophobic) Texans using Spanish words and emblems of Hispanic culture as the name and mascot for their team? It would be one thing if Hispanic/Latinx people in El Paso were treated well and had equal power and resources in the community But they don't. They aren't the ones choosing the team name and mascot

[@mr.moviemafia]

I wanna dress up as Danny, dressed up as the man, dressed up as Ripchord, dressed up as a Jedi

[@minkk719]

The isotopes got named that because Albuquerque had a contest when they were renaming the team and it ended up the isotopes after the Springfield isotopes from the Simpson’s

[@likeastarbaby]

Wasn't there also a joke in an episode of the Simpsons about the Springfield isotopes being bought and moved to Albuquerque? I'm guessing thats why that name was voted in

[@squilliamfancy]

@@likeastarbaby yes that’s the main reason, also there’s a ton of national labs and scientific stuff in new mexico anyways so the name is kinda appropriate as is

[@lanealush48]

listen as a pensacola native, let me say: we all know kazoo the blue wahoo is a little fucked up, but we love him anyway. yeah, he might steal a kid now and then, but he's a funky dude, and the occasional sacrifice is worth his bubbly personality

[@Sir_Carnage]

You're a Pensacola native too?

[@lanealush48]

@@Sir_Carnage yeah! I've never lived in Pensacola itself, but I'm originally from the little towns over the bridge.

[@Sir_Carnage]

@@lanealush48 like Milton?

[@lanealush48]

@@Sir_Carnage yeah i moved around a bit but Milton, Pace, Allentown. all around there. it's always easier to tell people "Pensacola" though since it's a little bigger and more known

[@Sir_Carnage]

@@lanealush48 I say the same. Pensacola is at least a bit more known. You still live around the area?

[@shiina29]

Poor Isotope is so misunderstood. Those aren’t the rings of Saturn, Danny.

[@aemsei]

fr i didn't take chemistry just for him to not get that its name is orbit!!!!as in orbital shells!!!!that are rings!!!!!!

[@BrytniLove]

I’m not smart enough for this comment thread lol

[@zachburton6043]

@@BrytniLove lool same

[@CaseyShontz]

@@BrytniLove look up “Bohr atom model” I think that’s what the rings are a reference to.

[@tayzlilkd]

He got so close and then strayed so far.

[@kenzieisdead2486]

I went to the blue wahoos stadium for a field trip, not during a game, just to look around. A living cat was in the inside of the stadium and all of the workers collectively bought food for and fed the cat, and the cat would follow us around. I got to pet it.

[@RachelHardy]

I'm ready for the plethora of nightmares i'm gunna have tonight

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Have fun!!!

[@liamfritz8290]

Petition to enroll both of them in a high school chemistry class

[@MsDudette21]

lol hey hey theyre both in older than 25 and havent been in school for awhile. leave em be!

[@verannica5187]

@@MsDudette21 We know maam, it’s just poking fun at them.

[@ALY-xc7fl]

@@MsDudette21 “quick making fun of people who make fun of things for a living” Calm down, I’m sure they can take a fucking joke

[@MsDudette21]

How u both didn't see I was joking, especially with the lol at the beginning...is fuckin beyond me🙄

[@catgirl185]

Yes please!

[@victoriabrewster6133]

The fact that Danny knew the exact definition of an isotope was but didn’t know that the term orbit IS related to atoms

[@luckystar8728]

I know it doesn't matter, but Danny described an ion not an isotope. An isotope has a different number of neutrons in the nucleus than expected.

[@annaliebolar4646]

isotope is different number of neutrons, an atom with a different number of electrons is an ion :)

[@somebodyfaraway]

his description of isotope was wrong

[@ashu4040]

Danny did not know the exact definition of an isotope

[@rw4580]

Not the correct definition but it was pretty close for a non science kind of person.

[@charmedchic2501]

As a native of Rocket City, the entire municipality of Huntsville and Madison voted on the name Trash Pandas out of a larger list, it was a massive deal!

[@wishingwell_333]

the chemistry of Danny and Cody's joking is admirable... the paw patrol thing lol 14:09

[@artisticfruitloops5097]

I never understand how Danny does his hair. Either he's blessed with curls or hes a pro at finger waves

[@BeanColored]

It's like a fancy hat

[@kazakukog]

he said he just runs his fingers thru his hair with some hair gel. i think both

[@giselleloredo54]

cody immediately bringing up danny’s trauma and then not knowing what to say is so funny

[@matth22]

so

[@miadruckrey8629]

“What’s quad city” *me, vibing at work in the quad cities at Midamerican Energy HQ, watching this on my lunch break, with a view of the stadium*

[@ninbendoyt3203]

Quad cities gang (eldridge)

[@scorchedlucky756]

THE COLLAB EVERYONES BEEN WAITING FOR

[@agnez______9956]

AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@marianagonzalez7115]

I can’t believe they didn’t mention the fact that the tin cap mascot is BAREFOOT ? I hate that so much !

[@bohemiancassidy]

The only excuse i can possibly think of for making him barefoot is if they were trying to make some kind of reference to Shoeless Joe Jackson but i still think that’s a stretch

[@maddiepierce7719]

he’s supposed to be johnny appleseed because his grave is in fort wayne indiana

[@hannah150]

@@bohemiancassidy he's supposed to be johnny appleseed ! johnny appleseed was buried in fort wayne

[@bohemiancassidy]

@@maddiepierce7719that’s actually a really cool detail, I had no idea!

[@bohemiancassidy]

@@hannah150 interesting! I didn’t know that. Thanks!

[@ameliequinlan7570]

Danny *casually*she just stopped eating and then she died. Ps. Rip peanut:(

[@mother8220]

i didnt even know his dog died :(

[@-hayleymc_is_tired-5038]

I didn’t know that she passed. So sad. But it has the same energy as Danny’s cats newspaper

[@wishingwell_333]

@@mother8220 ikr she was really cute i loved that dog like the two times I saw her. im sorry danny n rip peanut 🥜

[@noahhenninger5543]

as a montgomery, alabama native i wanted to announce that big mo has now been replaced by and even scarier mascot that is called "the chef" that has huge bug eyes rides a chicken 😐

[@indiabrooks7701]

In Richmond Virginia we have the flying squirrels named Nutzy and they added a girl named Nutasha a few years ago

[@camille9343]

NUTASHA 😂

[@maegan1742]

YEAAAAAAAAA RICHMONDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@ellieh9847]

They renamed the stadium from the diamond to the squirrels nest 🙃

[@indiabrooks7701]

@@ellieh9847 That’s funny. I moved away from Richmond about 5 years ago but I live a few hours away so, I didn’t realize they did that.

[@DrDragss]

Richmond represent!!!!

[@sachikoparr1309]

“Dude, if I was at one of these games, I might spill my popcorn to see if he would bend over to clean it up.” Sees tail. “Oh, never mind.” CACKLING

[@still.rendering]

I live in Asheville. I literally worked at the tourist baseball games with my girlfriend in high school. I can confirm the mascot “Mr Moon” has made children cry.

[@abbysc417]

I’ve only been to one tourists game but can confirm Mr Moon makes me cry as an adult

[@rehnaanliker5931]

I love how hard Danny makes Cody laugh

[@thesmallone556]

Fun fact: the jumbo shrimp was an attempt to make the Jacksonville team more popular. It did not end well.

[@alejandro4797]

The suns were wayyyyy better of a name

[@imtoast5528]

cody cracking up at everything drew says gives me life

[@stefanbreytenbach9417]

um

[@stefanbreytenbach9417]

that was a low blow

[@imtoast5528]

@@stefanbreytenbach9417 how

[@alternatewhale4996]

@@stefanbreytenbach9417 lmao what

[@bcc5701]

@@stefanbreytenbach9417 YOUR MOM

[@baekbeaut]

As someone who grew up in Montgomery, Alabama… our mascot is an ant-eater.. and sometimes at the Biscuits games they shoot warm biscuits out into the crowd. I literally died when y’all put him in F tier 😭😭

[@ellasteuer5916]

But what does an ant eater have to do with BISCUITS??? 😭😭😭

[@glnpy]

@@ellasteuer5916 biscuits games bff 😭😭

[@YuuMix]

I used to always go to biscuit games as a kid and big mo always scared the shit out of me

[@myskia-chiro]

@@ellasteuer5916 usbxuwhsjs i get it now 😭 it's called biscuits.. sweet biscuits.. ants... and there's an ant eater to prevent the ants from swarming the biscuits. AWWEEE 🥺

[@juistybrown5879]

Alabama gang 😎

[@clairesteinbeisser6652]

How is Danny's hair so...swoopy? Swishy? Swirly? I don't understand how his hair is straight up defying the laws of physics.

[@jasmine511]

Danny has such good chemistry with literally everyone

[@ysabela5605]

AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@briannawatt4741]

He's just a good boy

[@nyerahtalley4892]

@@briannawatt4741 well said

[@42faticus]

The Albuquerque Isotopes is actually a reference to the Simpsons when Homer discovers the owner of the Springfield Isotopes minor league team is plotting to move to Albuquerque. The fact that when Albuquerque got their own team they named it after that is amazing

[@SmokeyChipOatley]

I’m glad somebody said it because I wanted to but was too lazy. Thank you Faticus. U R my hero

[@soulknife20]

He went on a hunger strike. But ate all the time. Its a funny episode. We love Orbit here in Albuquerque

[@42faticus]

@@SmokeyChipOatley just doing The Lord's work here. Seriously though I scrolled through for like 5 minutes to make sure no one else did first lol

[@howdyhorses61]

“So what do you do for a living?” “I dress up as a fucking almond and shoot shirts at people”

[@ysabela5605]

AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@accioscript]

I only read the first line quickly and thought this was going to be a commentary on Danny and Cody… “So what do you do for a living?” “I rate shady mascots on the internet”

[@anangoohns]

I'm from Lansing and I went to Lugnuts' games as a kid and I was waiting for Big Lug to show up bc I just knew he'd make the list lmao Thanks for ranking our weird purple hardware dinosaur S tier! Edited to add: The team is the Lugnuts bc of the history of the automotive/manufacturing industry in our area.

[@brookehill9274]

I was so suprised but so happy the lugnuts even made the list, let alone an S tier

[@chandeliervalley7373]

This is really cool! 😁

[@moonriverinc7896]

they really do talk like grown siblings who get along really well but only get around to seeing each other on holidays

[@aslan5601]

yea like they’re each other’s favorite cousins or smthn

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@aslan5601 BIG favorite cousin energy

[@tristandeniet]

Danny makes Kody giggle: the movie

[@AuDHDarling]

Danny: my dog died Cody: 😅

[@caitlynvoice5129]

how tf did you spell cody wrong??

[@tristandeniet]

@@caitlynvoice5129 LOL I have no idea

[@AuDHDarling]

@@caitlynvoice5129 , well, the guy's first and last name begin with the same syllable/phoneme (Co-/Ko-). Pretty easy to transpose even if you aren't dyslexic. So chill, we don't need to point out little grammatical errors to try and make other people feel bad.

[@caitlynvoice5129]

@@AuDHDarling good point! Im gonna ignore it tho.

[@janed8785]

Danny: "i've only watched Paw Patrol a few times i swear" Also Danny: "i am good at watching Paw Patrol"

[@risxra]

Omg I was SO psyched for y’all to find out about the Yard Goats. Two things non-CT natives should know: -there was a state-wide contest to name the team, and this is what won -a “yard goat” is actually a nickname for a train that transports train cars from one train to another in a train yard, and the stadium that they play in (which is, no joke, Dunkin’ Donuts Stadium) is near the Hartford train station