Becoming a Duck Influencer (w/ Danny Gonzalez)

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Jarvis Johnson

Jarvis Johnson

Күн бұрын

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@professormason8834
@professormason8834 3 жыл бұрын
If you like this collab, there's more on Jarvis's and Danny's twitch channels where they stream on a Minecraft server. Or Danny GAMEzalez on KZbin
@MarkyMark15
@MarkyMark15 3 жыл бұрын
First reply
@rav7989
@rav7989 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your insight Professor.
@memedumpster1402
@memedumpster1402 3 жыл бұрын
Incredible
@zo_pluto812
@zo_pluto812 3 жыл бұрын
thanks for the info professor mason
@dustmopthepig
@dustmopthepig 3 жыл бұрын
Or Jarvis Johnson! Pro
@Catherine-wn8dh
@Catherine-wn8dh 2 жыл бұрын
I'm aggressively uncomfortable with the bestiality TikTok. Why tf did he think that was okay
@CruicalWorm
@CruicalWorm Жыл бұрын
If you go to his TikTok now he is pretending to act like Jeffrey Dahmer or he used to the last vid I saw was like he glued his dad's pubes to his face so....
@KiiboHasControversialOpinionss
@KiiboHasControversialOpinionss Жыл бұрын
It’s almost definitely a gag, especially when you watch his other videos. A lot of them are barely even about his pets, just him pissing off his family and the ducks in the background
@bittercharmer1591
@bittercharmer1591 Жыл бұрын
​@Alz i feel bad for the animals too, but also as someone whose been around chickens they are very well socialized in the videos so they must be somewhat cared for. They are not naturally trusting like dogs, it takes work to get them that gentle Edit: also not to say what he does isn't terrible, more than that I do think what he does is even more absolutely staged
@ghost-husband
@ghost-husband Жыл бұрын
​@@bittercharmer1591 yeah as someone whose family has chickens, they have to be very socialized for you to even be able to pick them up. when I was a kid, my family had some that would let me pick them up but they weren't too happy about it. I'd imagine for them be perfectly fine being picked up that they're very well socialized. although I do still hate the way he's manhandling them still. :/
@bittercharmer1591
@bittercharmer1591 Жыл бұрын
@@ghost-husband haha yeah, with the timid breeds like americuanas no matter how much I handled them as chicks they still don't tolerate beings handled. At least they don't fight amongst themselves like Rhodes
@JennaButters
@JennaButters 3 жыл бұрын
I physically RECOILED when he put that duck against the wall. Just...NO.
@starsgalaxy3113
@starsgalaxy3113 3 жыл бұрын
I flinched and audibly gasped like wtf
@zoe_astra
@zoe_astra 3 жыл бұрын
I think we all did, it was traumatic
@alexlu_
@alexlu_ 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that i relate to this comment is something i never hoped to experience. we have been violated!!
@cadenceolivia6304
@cadenceolivia6304 3 жыл бұрын
I started cursing when Jarvis did a parody of Heatwaves. Everything else I can handle, but you Do. Not. Touch. That. Song. (NOT BECAUSE OF THE FANFIC IDIOTS UNRATIO ME RIGHT NOW /j)
@livispuzzled
@livispuzzled 3 жыл бұрын
@@cadenceolivia6304 why, because of dream? that was a song before that fanfic lmao
@CarFox6
@CarFox6 3 жыл бұрын
guy who makes bestiality jokes about his pets draws the line at calling them props
@ihaveallergies4946
@ihaveallergies4946 3 жыл бұрын
hes the kids dude who would absolutely defend his ducks but would call women props in a heartbeat
@rilesfomiles8662
@rilesfomiles8662 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@maysobok4368
@maysobok4368 3 жыл бұрын
HEL P IM ONLY 20 SECINDS IN IM GONNA CRY
@irisworrall8253
@irisworrall8253 3 жыл бұрын
are we sure they're jokes tho
@jayminnie8807
@jayminnie8807 3 жыл бұрын
@@irisworrall8253 id like in on some of that duckass
@reversidly
@reversidly 3 жыл бұрын
Being a non native english speaker, not knowing what a 'turnt' is, the first three minutes of the video is very funny to me
@_____________a_a
@_____________a_a 2 жыл бұрын
Being a native English speaker I also do not know
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 2 жыл бұрын
@@_____________a_a its 2022 tbh I wouldnt blame you for not hearing that word often, from anyone sane
@kenzoggeler4069
@kenzoggeler4069 2 жыл бұрын
also not a native englisian ;) but i just researched it and urban dictionary said: "someone too hype for his own health", so if you where still wondering... here u go
@frenchish1177
@frenchish1177 2 жыл бұрын
bruh I have an "advanced vocabulary" in english and I have no idea. I heard it in a song once I think lol
@dylanthecool892
@dylanthecool892 2 жыл бұрын
i am a native english speaker and still don't know what it means
@InternetsPedestrian
@InternetsPedestrian 3 жыл бұрын
Jarvis got tired of just traumatizing his audience and is now bringing his friends to traumatize as well
@Musicluvr4
@Musicluvr4 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 like I could have lived my entire life not knowing this existed 🤣
@anosheep
@anosheep 3 жыл бұрын
I was already traumatized from the toilet food video
@thereebstir9572
@thereebstir9572 3 жыл бұрын
@@Musicluvr4 same, my life would've been so much better not knowing this existed
@thereebstir9572
@thereebstir9572 3 жыл бұрын
@@anosheep I dont like to think about that video, everytime I do, I shudder in disgust
@superemoboi2050
@superemoboi2050 2 жыл бұрын
That's what a good friend does.
@Serai4hire
@Serai4hire 3 жыл бұрын
I hate that you're right about ducks not being able to have eggplant. They're part of the nightshade family and therefore lethal to ducks.
@TheAZElele
@TheAZElele 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean it is very obvious public knowledge that everyone knows.
@WhutADrag
@WhutADrag 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheAZElele -...No it's not?? Why would it be? It's not like people go around trying to feed eggplants to random animals. I personally didn't know that, and it's not like you're ever taught it anywhere. At most you'll see a sign saying not to feed ducks or give them bread at the pond, but it doesn't list eggplants??- ...Unless this is just sarcasm going over my head. In which case, carry on. Edit: Twas a joke after all 😅 Apologies for the misunderstanding!
@moeshrooms385
@moeshrooms385 3 жыл бұрын
@@WhutADrag They were definitely making a joke💀
@WhutADrag
@WhutADrag 3 жыл бұрын
@@moeshrooms385 Ahh, my bad then! Stuff like that tends to go over my head in text, sorry about that 😅
@Musicanimedork01
@Musicanimedork01 3 жыл бұрын
Wait how come we can eat eggplant but they cant Like if it's related to nightshade Unless we can eat nightshade and no one told me (I mean I guess you can eat anything once?)
@maggiewhitmore2659
@maggiewhitmore2659 3 жыл бұрын
"a boat with a girl and a chicken on it" literally the plot of moana
@idkmanimuncreative
@idkmanimuncreative 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yea
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 3 жыл бұрын
So leave her out there or...no? I wanna be prepared for when I see a boat with a girl and a chicken.
@jordan-my2vl
@jordan-my2vl 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThexDynastxQueen let her get maui and return the heart of tefiti
@vlo4829
@vlo4829 3 жыл бұрын
Moana is based on TooTurntTony? Creativity really is at an all-time low for Disney...
@yararinamiil
@yararinamiil 3 жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment
@rorygiambalvo2955
@rorygiambalvo2955 Жыл бұрын
Danny just failing to come up with a joke and instead vocalizing for a few seconds COULD have been cut out, but Jarvis kept it in. Bless.
@zubetp
@zubetp Жыл бұрын
and THAT'S friendship.
@mothiestman4995
@mothiestman4995 3 жыл бұрын
In case Jarvis and Danny aren't alone: That's a duck. It's not nearly big or mean enough to be a goose. Its beak is too flat, and its neck is too short. Geese also have teeth lining their tongue, terrifying fact!
@shaycat13
@shaycat13 3 жыл бұрын
The sound a goose makes is as terrifying as it looks! 😭
@atree9284
@atree9284 3 жыл бұрын
The reason it’s white is because it’s just a white duck. That is such a ducky duck.
@DisabledDragon
@DisabledDragon 3 жыл бұрын
A goose once menaced me across a parking lot.
@littlebrowngaymer5132
@littlebrowngaymer5132 3 жыл бұрын
Very interesting fact(s)! Recognized and appreciated by Jarvis. 9/10
@GamesFromSpace
@GamesFromSpace 3 жыл бұрын
You can also tell by the way it's not trying to murder Toni.
@nandersonnanderson
@nandersonnanderson 3 жыл бұрын
I love how his crop top store says “worn across TikTok” but he’s shirtless in every video
@willess1310
@willess1310 3 жыл бұрын
Worn across other tiktokkers, I guess?
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 3 жыл бұрын
Adorable pfp
@Ollebolle112
@Ollebolle112 3 жыл бұрын
Someone else is wearing it
@kyleydrach
@kyleydrach 3 жыл бұрын
He sold all his shirts so he doesnt have any left to wear
@nandersonnanderson
@nandersonnanderson 3 жыл бұрын
@@AirLight1646 Thanks!
@littleghost4626
@littleghost4626 3 жыл бұрын
i love that jarvis had no idea who tony was, but seeing him be mean to a fan once on twitter was motivation enough to roast him for 30 minutes.
@katiaaa108
@katiaaa108 3 жыл бұрын
now that's a man loyal to his fandom😌
@psychopathetic5341
@psychopathetic5341 3 жыл бұрын
Yes but tbf I don't think that's just a fan... he said it was his private twt so it could be someone he's friends with irl
@uhjango
@uhjango 3 жыл бұрын
@@psychopathetic5341 he has a private twt for fans
@guy-dev
@guy-dev 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Tony roast a fan fills you with Determination. HP fully restored.
@meaday_802
@meaday_802 3 жыл бұрын
roost*
@selenalemiec2549
@selenalemiec2549 2 жыл бұрын
GROCERY STORE MANAGER: you cannot shop in a public store naked, sir. You need to leave. TONY: fine. I'm far too turnt for this place anyway. Imma go bang my duck.
@kaskaskas
@kaskaskas Жыл бұрын
Basically summed up all of his content in one comment
@charliekeelingover
@charliekeelingover 3 жыл бұрын
“The chickens should pull themselves up by their bootstraps” of course you’d defend Coopitalism
@emilytalerman3567
@emilytalerman3567 3 жыл бұрын
Omg haha underrated comment
@alottlol
@alottlol 3 жыл бұрын
They forgot to finish the sentence! With “that’s basically impossible”
@tarettime9392
@tarettime9392 3 жыл бұрын
👍 nice
@BettyAlexandriaPride
@BettyAlexandriaPride 3 жыл бұрын
😂😭💀
@charlx8979
@charlx8979 3 жыл бұрын
Bravo, you win the internet
@secretaznjen
@secretaznjen 3 жыл бұрын
If you harass Jarvis' fans on Twitter, he will make an entire video about you and rope in another KZbinr to help him
@pulverer
@pulverer 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm.. Interesting (Pulls out a microphone) tell me more
@deerdust360
@deerdust360 3 жыл бұрын
Definitive networks combine versus rebels garrys mod server
@Nahidwin78
@Nahidwin78 3 жыл бұрын
And also we stomp them to death :)
@Wabuu-zoo
@Wabuu-zoo 3 жыл бұрын
Great, Some Free Negative Attention!
@pine8658
@pine8658 3 жыл бұрын
Tell me,are you a fan?
@faithcantread
@faithcantread 3 жыл бұрын
The reason tony isn't wearing a shirt in any of his videos is because he sold them all on depop
@wandandarabbit
@wandandarabbit Жыл бұрын
lmao so true
@s.c.1251
@s.c.1251 Жыл бұрын
this is so funny
@soraiizu
@soraiizu 9 ай бұрын
💀
@fxiry_izzie
@fxiry_izzie Ай бұрын
maybe he should borrow the chicken longeray or that word HOW DO YOU SPELL ITDAJZN ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️🦅🦅 Edit: wait I think it's lingerie
@spencer28
@spencer28 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has (for many years) had a feeding tube for nutrition, and a chest port (permanent IV implanted in my chest) to get my hydration, I appreciate Danny bringing that up. Often times no one even realizes people like me exist, so I was pleased to hear Danny mention it :)
@mammoneymelon
@mammoneymelon 2 жыл бұрын
do you agree that a feeding tube is a beer bong in a suit and tie?
@yeshuaislord3058
@yeshuaislord3058 Жыл бұрын
Godbless you Spencer! this life is a vapor. but there is something much greater after this.or much worse if a person refuses the gift of Gods grace.but God entered humanity and died the death we deserve so that those who come to him may be filled with his spirit and be born again. this life is a test and not how most think. no matter how " good" we think we are the standard is perfection which is why Jesus came. truly coming to him and repenting is the only way to have salvation. he loves you!
@pippinlatham4857
@pippinlatham4857 Жыл бұрын
@@yeshuaislord3058 you realise that's a super weird and innappropiate thing to tell a stranger, right?
@totestazz24
@totestazz24 Жыл бұрын
hell yeah! what up my fellow chest port person, gotta love those lactated ringers
@screencriminal1973
@screencriminal1973 Жыл бұрын
@@yeshuaislord3058 So God only accepts perfection and nothing less? Sounds kinda rude tbh.
@alexdeithwen9146
@alexdeithwen9146 3 жыл бұрын
Tooturnedtony is the only guy who doesn't mind when autocorrect switches to "duck"
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
comments like "My duck is so hard right now" take on new horror after it's eaten those boner pills :-/
@ambatukam1868
@ambatukam1868 3 жыл бұрын
“Gimme that duck”
@shytendeakatamanoir9740
@shytendeakatamanoir9740 3 жыл бұрын
"Yippee ki yay mother duckers"
@awhatst88
@awhatst88 3 жыл бұрын
“Beep beep mother ducker”
@anastasinscreed
@anastasinscreed 3 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 this comment section aiqhwnxmsbwjk
@23B3CCA
@23B3CCA 3 жыл бұрын
Me, a Canadian: that is a duck. You would never hold a goose like that and live to post the video
@loveitftw
@loveitftw 3 жыл бұрын
Canada geese are a different breed of satanic evil.
@claranadine1086
@claranadine1086 3 жыл бұрын
@@loveitftw Ikr?! 😂
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 3 жыл бұрын
Ducks are kind. Geese are chaos.
@loveitftw
@loveitftw 3 жыл бұрын
@@claranadine1086 lmao yeah I guess there is a good reason for why they're classified as pest 🙃😂
@Lethe_Nyx
@Lethe_Nyx 3 жыл бұрын
Canadian geese are terrifying, I had a whole flock chasing me because someone completely covered the path in feed for them and it was a blind turn so I ended up getting way too close to them and they really didn't like that. I had to run through the entire park with a flock of pissed off birds chasing me while everyone just stared at me as if it was my fault some moron covered an entire path in feed.
@Hey_Jamie
@Hey_Jamie 3 жыл бұрын
Not only did Toni search his name to even find that reply, he searched his name with the wrong spelling. So he must do searches for every kind of iteration of his username which is so damn funny to me. Granted, the username on tiktok uses a Y and not an i, but still.
@sickleds
@sickleds 3 жыл бұрын
but his regular username was just taken by someone else on twitter though, why would he search the misspelled version
@lillyrey5727
@lillyrey5727 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@captainrooster9214
@captainrooster9214 3 жыл бұрын
His name is with a y on every platform but Twitter. It is wierd but that is the proper spelling of his name.
@DraakjeYoblama
@DraakjeYoblama 3 жыл бұрын
Google has a function that notifies you when certain things (like your name) are mentioned online, so he probably uses that
@Musicanimedork01
@Musicanimedork01 3 жыл бұрын
Could he have just been searching for "ducks"? Idk how twitter works
@Whifflewww
@Whifflewww Жыл бұрын
This video was made a year ago, but due to Tony's recent endeavors (hanging out with a missing kid, getting a restraining order, etc.) I feel like a follow-up might be a good idea😂
@-psilo-9071
@-psilo-9071 Жыл бұрын
A missing kid what the fuck???!?!
@Whifflewww
@Whifflewww Жыл бұрын
@@-psilo-9071 yeah don't know all the details, but a little boy was missing for like 2 weeks and Tony found him and just hung out with him instead of bringing him in right away.
@mammoneymelon
@mammoneymelon Жыл бұрын
your wish came true
@Whifflewww
@Whifflewww Жыл бұрын
@@mammoneymelon thanks for letting me know!!
@h3llb0yx
@h3llb0yx Жыл бұрын
your wish came true again
@commandrogyne
@commandrogyne 3 жыл бұрын
I think you guys have it backwards, the ducks are running this whole thing and they're using tony as a prop
@Salmonelluh
@Salmonelluh 3 жыл бұрын
I love your pfp!
@brainparasite414
@brainparasite414 3 жыл бұрын
NO ITS THE MAILBOXES!!
@theexploraholic
@theexploraholic 3 жыл бұрын
I really prefer this narrative
@Schweppesale
@Schweppesale 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@booklover-hu9tw
@booklover-hu9tw 3 жыл бұрын
NON BINARY BIRB OMG HII
@erineilise
@erineilise 3 жыл бұрын
Knowing that TooTurntTony searches for himself on social media, I'm so pumped to see if a scathing comment lands in here.
@chicknugs
@chicknugs 3 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I’m looking for right now 😂
@Gallmore89
@Gallmore89 3 жыл бұрын
ExtraExcitedErin
@aidianon
@aidianon 3 жыл бұрын
how is there 2 comments with over 2k likes lol
@leoultimaupgraded9914
@leoultimaupgraded9914 3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad knowing I’ve also searched up my channel name when I was starting out.
@ussinussinongawd516
@ussinussinongawd516 3 жыл бұрын
@@leoultimaupgraded9914 subbed
@erinbailey7940
@erinbailey7940 3 жыл бұрын
“Get bent” is such a funny insult it’s like a fifth grader trying to curse you out without getting in trouble
@jdominiqueca
@jdominiqueca 3 жыл бұрын
It’s an old insult from like the 60s. Sit and spin is also an old one
@puflem
@puflem 3 жыл бұрын
He's all hat and no cattle!
@Ethan-nl2wg
@Ethan-nl2wg 3 жыл бұрын
@@jdominiqueca honestly that needs to come back with how well it rolls off the tongue
@deepblue8327
@deepblue8327 3 жыл бұрын
Bart Simpson
@waffles8525
@waffles8525 3 жыл бұрын
I used to say “get dunked on” like all the time
@Audreyparish001
@Audreyparish001 2 жыл бұрын
Update on tooturnttony: he made a series where he pretended to be Jeffery Dahmer, and did it in public places as well, such as a hotel and stuff. He also has an OnlyFans
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona Жыл бұрын
It feels related this is the comment I see when I was thinking like, how does he turn out like this, and then his parents are like that
@Skye-gs7zg
@Skye-gs7zg 5 ай бұрын
That's disgusting. Dahmer's crimes continue to affect our city to this day. Everyone who thinks it's funny when his crimes are used as content should watch Rita Isbell's testimony. They should listen to Eric Perry about the retraumatizing that happens when this monster is constantly in the spotlight. They should read about what happened to Konerak Sinthasamphone. And how John Balcerzak handed an injured, naked child back to a serial killer and then went on to become our local police union president. Real people are still out here, still grappling with the effects of the murder, rape, and torture Dahmer committed. A lot of us are out here still trying to heal. Using this monster as a prank or to farm content is fucking vile.
@yikes.
@yikes. 3 жыл бұрын
this is ducked up
@minervacatter
@minervacatter 3 жыл бұрын
heh i get it
@athertongraham9045
@athertongraham9045 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s super funny
@indeedical26
@indeedical26 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty ducked up honestly.
@Maeve.36
@Maeve.36 3 жыл бұрын
14:47
@Maeve.36
@Maeve.36 3 жыл бұрын
17:43
@lilithpemberton5402
@lilithpemberton5402 3 жыл бұрын
farmer here. The chicken he is making sexual assault eyes at is a rhode island red rooster. The comb size varies by breed of chicken but you can tell its a cock by the feather pattern of the tail feathers. Roosters have what we call sickle feathers and its clear in the tiktok. Side note: my rhode island red roosters name is Melanie and he is a complete weirdo. Reds are super docile.
@v-mouse
@v-mouse 3 жыл бұрын
The more you know. 😁
@psychotropicstate
@psychotropicstate 3 жыл бұрын
I have two Reds (amongst other types but you mentioned them so I'll mention mine because chickens are awesome) They're both hens but my little brother named one Thor lol And there's Bandy (she has two bands on her legs from the last owner) and she's the momma (there's also a leghorn that's the momma. The leghorn has like 10+ chicks she watches, Bandy only has 3)
@amandatidey5751
@amandatidey5751 3 жыл бұрын
I love that you named the male Melanie, that's very progressive of you
@hippopajamas
@hippopajamas 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for these hot cock facts
@BettyAlexandriaPride
@BettyAlexandriaPride 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know much about chickens and roosters, but my instincts were right about that one. Thanks for the knowledge. :)
@Flameclaw123
@Flameclaw123 3 жыл бұрын
Thought this guy was gonna be posting cute duck vids or even just thirst traps w/ cute animals around him Did not expect the beastiality angle 😳
@m_e_nere
@m_e_nere 3 жыл бұрын
Some people just choose to be villains
@donwade9800
@donwade9800 3 жыл бұрын
Wait...😳 what? Haven't got to that part so 🥴
@lavishgoblin
@lavishgoblin 3 жыл бұрын
yep same, i thought it would be kind of cringy thirst traps with the ducks around or things like that and i wish so badly I'd been right
@skelepuns8781
@skelepuns8781 3 жыл бұрын
I went to his tiktok and got about 2 seconds in before my body wanted to do some self deletion. I have actually never seen content that bad before. I can not imagine what kind of evolutionary missteps the human race has taken to make this man come into being.
@InsecureCreator
@InsecureCreator Жыл бұрын
florida
@m000riah
@m000riah 3 жыл бұрын
How can he sell so many worn shirts, if he's never wearing a shirt?
@lucianavila-gatz4667
@lucianavila-gatz4667 3 жыл бұрын
Ahah triple facts
@Bubaiel
@Bubaiel 3 жыл бұрын
Because he's always selling them duhh lmao 😂😂
@xfugitive7442
@xfugitive7442 3 жыл бұрын
@Yengest or else?
@xfugitive7442
@xfugitive7442 3 жыл бұрын
@Yengest dang
@madeleinewalworth3444
@madeleinewalworth3444 3 жыл бұрын
he wears it once then sells it, he cant find a shirt he actually likes :,(
@elanblond7604
@elanblond7604 3 жыл бұрын
This is the collaboration we all wanted
@Whydoyallkeeptalkingtokids
@Whydoyallkeeptalkingtokids 3 жыл бұрын
Fr lol
@littlebrowngaymer5132
@littlebrowngaymer5132 3 жыл бұрын
Very popular opinion. 7/10
@Negative0PlusInfinity
@Negative0PlusInfinity 3 жыл бұрын
It actually is. Drew gooden who? Kurtis who? Na.
@yo_soimia
@yo_soimia 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@stargazer7358
@stargazer7358 3 жыл бұрын
The one we want and don't deserve
@fissionabledolphin
@fissionabledolphin 3 жыл бұрын
This is random but we need more world-building in the Jarvis universe. What ever happened to Billy Shakespeare, Coffee Jarvis, Jake, Future Jarvis, Testosterone Johnson and others?
@thatsdisco
@thatsdisco 3 жыл бұрын
The JCU - Jarvis Cinematic Universe
@fissionabledolphin
@fissionabledolphin 3 жыл бұрын
LOL HE HEARTED IT MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD
@tessmiller7943
@tessmiller7943 3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget everyones favorite vsauce jarvis
@caroline9612
@caroline9612 3 жыл бұрын
@@fissionabledolphin THATS SO AWESOME CONGRATS
@fissionabledolphin
@fissionabledolphin 3 жыл бұрын
@@amayurubashaka3608 it would remove the heart so it’d be pointless
@Outsider1095
@Outsider1095 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never been more uncomfortable with a content creator ever in my LIFE certainly too turnt for me
@alexiswhitfield1796
@alexiswhitfield1796 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@gckbowers411
@gckbowers411 3 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the growing subgenre of Danny collabs where there's just tons of dead air after his jokes and no fast editing.
@dylan2588
@dylan2588 3 жыл бұрын
Who is danny
@radekchrabota
@radekchrabota 3 жыл бұрын
@@dylan2588 the one whose name is not Jarvis
@pardonthemusic
@pardonthemusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@radekchrabota nah that's drew
@elianashaw8776
@elianashaw8776 3 жыл бұрын
@@pardonthemusic pretty sure it's Kurtis, I mean nick
@Unfortunate_thee_unforunate
@Unfortunate_thee_unforunate 3 жыл бұрын
@@elianashaw8776 nah it’s definitely Sam
@cypresshoux9557
@cypresshoux9557 3 жыл бұрын
danny sarcastically said “you wouldn’t want your duck to get a boner” and i wonder if he’s aware of how correct he actually is.
@Forestfreud
@Forestfreud 3 жыл бұрын
Some species of duck (maybe all, idk) have corkscrew-shaped PPs so yeah I don’t wanna see that
@CelesticCF
@CelesticCF 3 жыл бұрын
@@Forestfreud Yeah, I don't think it's all of them, but quite a few.
@jaboi7709
@jaboi7709 3 жыл бұрын
@@Forestfreud and they're quite violent
@Abby-if1yi
@Abby-if1yi 3 жыл бұрын
yeah- i have a duck and it can be so bad 😭
@tuuudes3449
@tuuudes3449 3 жыл бұрын
@Abby H Several species of ducks form bonding pairs every season, but there are often more male ducks than female ducks in a given area. The male ducks who can't find a mate become extremely sexually aggressive and force themselves onto females who already have a mate. They've evolved a corkscrew-shaped penis that they can hide inside their body most of the time, but when they mate, they force the penis outwards in a third of a second, to a length of about 20 cm (1/4 of the duck's body length). They do this in order to get their sperm deeper inside the female duck's vagina than the actual mate. To counter this, the female ducks have evolved corkscrew-shaped vaginas that twist in the opposite direction of the male's penis, and often have multiple dead ends. It's one of the weirdest and most complex sets of genitals in the animal kingdom. And it gets even weirder when you consider that 97% of all bird species don't even have penises. Edit: I just learned that the female ducks can contract the walls of their vaginas in a way that makes it easier for the male's penis to go all the way to the end, which they do with their actual mates. This is effective enough that only 3% of ducks are born from forced mating.
@cataxy5697
@cataxy5697 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who loves, and is obsessed with my chickens; i am so sorry for that poor chicken he owns. like ok giving a little kiss to your chicken is cool as hell i do it all the time, like you would with any other pet. but what the fuck dont pretend to eat out the chicken thats horrific.
@chaosdisembodied5483
@chaosdisembodied5483 6 ай бұрын
It's so gross! my birds rely on me to care for them like a child ):
@Wicky_Licky
@Wicky_Licky Жыл бұрын
20:07 seeing this guy have fake $3x with his chicken and duck honestly made me rethink my life choices.
@zubetp
@zubetp Жыл бұрын
i'm pretty sure you can say sex in youtube comments. also this comment implies you had been on the duck-fucking pipeline, but seeing this video scared you straight lmao. in which case - hey, whatever works.
@No-ue5pi
@No-ue5pi Жыл бұрын
Really? It actually made me feel more content with mine, because as questionable as some of my choices are, at least I'm not doing THAT.
@kaskaskas
@kaskaskas Жыл бұрын
@@No-ue5pi that's a very sweet way of looking at it lol
@runawaysparklers622
@runawaysparklers622 Жыл бұрын
Glass half empty vs glass half full.
@oneloggerheadshrike
@oneloggerheadshrike 9 ай бұрын
i am five minutes in the video and terrified. what is happening.
@gabbie8284
@gabbie8284 3 жыл бұрын
"If you see like a boat, with a girl and a chicken on it, that's just sort of like drifting... maybe she's screaming 'I don't know how to drive the boat, there's a fucking chicken.'" - Moana 2016 colorized
@RacheliRozenman
@RacheliRozenman 3 жыл бұрын
poor Hey Hey😭
@atallglassoffrog5594
@atallglassoffrog5594 3 жыл бұрын
30:12 Fun Fact! Chickens can swim (they can also float when not in motion) but purely out of survival and it can be very stressful for them. Putting a chicken in water and forcing it to swim is not endangerment though it is quite cruel and unnecessary.
@lune7220
@lune7220 2 жыл бұрын
I like that you phrased it at the end as “cruel and unnecessary”
@rebeccahicks2392
@rebeccahicks2392 2 жыл бұрын
From what I understand, though, they can't stay afloat for very long. Waterfowl have oils on their feathers that makes them repel water. Without the oil, feathers become clogged and drag the bird down. So chickens can stay afloat only for as long as it takes for their feathers to lose their pocket of air and absorb water.
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 2 жыл бұрын
Yep! All true.
@SallySueSaywhatagain
@SallySueSaywhatagain 2 жыл бұрын
I've known chickens that drowned in a water trough. There's no way they can float and/or swim. They don't have the feathers or the feet for it.
@yesitsmeagain5511
@yesitsmeagain5511 2 жыл бұрын
@@SallySueSaywhatagain I think they’re talking about the throwing a 4 year old into a pool knowing how to swim. They don’t know how, they won’t stay afloat for long. But they do bobble a bit before succumbing. And it does depend on the breed of chicken too, some are more floaty than others
@loganscottcolton4703
@loganscottcolton4703 3 жыл бұрын
Side note, that shirt brings out Danny's eyes very nicely.
@rVnsunshine
@rVnsunshine 3 жыл бұрын
And Greg in the background!
@justjulie1113
@justjulie1113 3 жыл бұрын
He's gorgeous
@guyfierioverlord7637
@guyfierioverlord7637 3 жыл бұрын
danny literally looks like those old painting of like gods
@milktea.7691
@milktea.7691 3 жыл бұрын
@@guyfierioverlord7637 I’ve never thought about that but yea, he does look like an old statue or something
@guyfierioverlord7637
@guyfierioverlord7637 3 жыл бұрын
@@thejasminelee oh my god yes
@lapetimarc
@lapetimarc 2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE REVISIT THIS DUDE AGAIN, he's just gotten weirder
@vakarebaranauskaite6691
@vakarebaranauskaite6691 2 жыл бұрын
what happened??
@lapetimarc
@lapetimarc 2 жыл бұрын
@@vakarebaranauskaite6691 dude's doing things like using children and jeffrey dahmer for clout
@vakarebaranauskaite6691
@vakarebaranauskaite6691 2 жыл бұрын
@@lapetimarc oh. oh i see. so he’s smth like manni show??
@lapetimarc
@lapetimarc 2 жыл бұрын
@@vakarebaranauskaite6691 yeah exactly
@maniclover1912
@maniclover1912 Жыл бұрын
@@vakarebaranauskaite6691 he found a missing child then like 2 weeks later after that he impersonated his father and tried to pick him up. He ended up getting a restraining order and got rlly pissed off over it even though it was deserved
@rilesfomiles8662
@rilesfomiles8662 3 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of the college student who still goes to highschool parties to take advantage of drunk 15 year olds
@frankoconnell6745
@frankoconnell6745 Жыл бұрын
You had 2000 likes and no comments. I just wanted to comment 😊
@humanhuman5024
@humanhuman5024 3 жыл бұрын
“How dare you cheat on me with that chicken” - A duck with a guy doing thirst traps
@skiddadle8245
@skiddadle8245 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see a duck say 'Yes Daddy', but theres a first time for everything. And hopefully also a last one.
@rawanthebookworm1536
@rawanthebookworm1536 3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully also a last one 😂
@henryapplebottom7231
@henryapplebottom7231 2 ай бұрын
Clearly, YOU have not been reading enough bugsxdaffy smut.
@Whol3NothaL3v3l
@Whol3NothaL3v3l 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Danny is keeping a serious face the entire time. Like this is a very important and meaningful analysis of stupidity that needs honest commentary.
@shot-gi6mr
@shot-gi6mr 3 жыл бұрын
I think TooTurntTony's used clothing that he sells is fake, since he doesn't wear clothes
@abigailwollam6894
@abigailwollam6894 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he doesn’t wear clothes because he’s selling all of them.
@shot-gi6mr
@shot-gi6mr 3 жыл бұрын
@@abigailwollam6894 yea, but they are meant to be 'used' clothes, but he never 'uses' clothes
@BugBestieLily
@BugBestieLily 3 жыл бұрын
He gets dressed every morning but sells his clothes before he can even make it out the house
@violatyrant
@violatyrant 3 жыл бұрын
he sleeps fully clothed and goes naked during the day
@literallyafishhook
@literallyafishhook 2 жыл бұрын
his clothes aren't his props, they're his _pets_
@KatrinaEames
@KatrinaEames 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a little bit worried that Tony having his shirt off all the time indicates that he is the prop in his duck's tiktok account
@giggles4895
@giggles4895 3 жыл бұрын
that would explain why the reply to that random twwet was so agressive. The duck did not appreciate being called a prop.
@GrinsAndNeedles
@GrinsAndNeedles 3 жыл бұрын
New knowledge unlocked
@mao-sama6446
@mao-sama6446 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know who you think you are shopping naked. I’m gonna call the cops”. That was the most logical thing I ever heard in a TikTok.
@orchdork775
@orchdork775 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he wearing underwear? He wasn't actually naked, right?
@mao-sama6446
@mao-sama6446 3 жыл бұрын
@@orchdork775 Well yeah, but shopping in just your underwear is just as bad.
@yeetionary
@yeetionary 2 жыл бұрын
i know this is late but i think you're supposed to go grocery shopping (or go to any public space whatsoever) with at least a shirt, and pants
@ssunsspott
@ssunsspott 2 жыл бұрын
@@yeetionary you know what's funny is some places near beaches, like Miami, are fine with people wearing swimsuits in grocery stores. I think some areas in Australia too? But it's also common courtesy to wear a coverup, like a skirt or shawl
@pap-fr
@pap-fr Жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@octoinkorporated8283
@octoinkorporated8283 2 жыл бұрын
So as per Danny lore he can communicate with ducks run marathons and possesses dream manipulation powers which allow him to become a sleep paralysis demon I think that qualifies him to be a superhero
@mukilandhinesh3931
@mukilandhinesh3931 Жыл бұрын
Or a supervillain
@masondchong
@masondchong 3 жыл бұрын
The commentary genre is turning into a cinematic universe with all these colabs lately
@joeybe_quiet6505
@joeybe_quiet6505 3 жыл бұрын
Hello :) sibling
@Gibbie_Drew
@Gibbie_Drew 3 жыл бұрын
The ctu has a nice ring to it.
@cheesycarpet
@cheesycarpet 3 жыл бұрын
hi mason
@stevethebarbarian9876
@stevethebarbarian9876 3 жыл бұрын
Soon it'll be Drew's, Drew's, all Drew's
@Joannime
@Joannime 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry guys, he uses women as props too!
@FoxExcess
@FoxExcess 3 жыл бұрын
Oh well now I'm relieved
@beep3242
@beep3242 3 жыл бұрын
Phew, thank goodness!
@ArnoTheLad
@ArnoTheLad 3 жыл бұрын
Oh well ok Phew That’s a relief
@funtimediaz7435
@funtimediaz7435 3 жыл бұрын
Finnally some variety! Thanks bro
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 3 жыл бұрын
i was so worried, thank goodness!!
@vroom4777
@vroom4777 3 жыл бұрын
I see why tooturnttony is selling his shirts. It’s obvious he doesn’t use them anymore.
@gracievela7514
@gracievela7514 3 жыл бұрын
Surprised he hasn't started selling his pants as well since he never uses those either
@CreeperCombos
@CreeperCombos 3 жыл бұрын
@@gracievela7514 maybe he never has ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@tallulah.9143
@tallulah.9143 3 жыл бұрын
Squee I turned 999 to 1k I’ve finally made an impact in this world I’ve peaked imma melt now ✌️
@theonabailey7646
@theonabailey7646 3 жыл бұрын
@@tallulah.9143 I well I turned 1.7 to 1.8 so yea buddy not much to brag/j
@NankitaBR
@NankitaBR 3 жыл бұрын
@@tallulah.9143 Jee, you're not going to get anything better than that in life, you better have enjoyed your peakness while it lasted...
@averykrahn7460
@averykrahn7460 Жыл бұрын
yo this dude just got a restraining order after finding a lost kid and then pretending to be his dad when picking him up from school
@eleri_theda
@eleri_theda Жыл бұрын
WHAT
@teabur4043
@teabur4043 4 ай бұрын
SOURCE??? /GEN
@smartman8699
@smartman8699 3 жыл бұрын
11:55 I own 2 roosters and 10 hens, so I think I am also qualified to put my two cents out there. said chicken shown looks like either a Rhode Island Red hen or a red star hen. it does not appear to be a rooster. And I have my own theories about why he choose a hen instead of a rooster. As the owner of a few roosters, I can say from first hand experience they are very, VERY turnt. Tony may have felt intimidated, as his own turntness cannot compare to that of a rooster, so he decided a hen would be the better choice as to still remain the most turnt in the situation.
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow chicken person, i agree
@SallySueSaywhatagain
@SallySueSaywhatagain 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, totally. I grew up on a small free-range chicken farm and so can speak with confidence about it, and roosters are the turntest of them all!
@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376
@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 2 жыл бұрын
@@SallySueSaywhatagain Poor chickens, but yeah..roosters can be scary.
@Roachytheking
@Roachytheking 2 жыл бұрын
When you got your chickens, did they tell you 2 were roosters? (Asking cause we had chickens and accidentally got 3 baby roosters)
@creppruby
@creppruby 2 жыл бұрын
@@SallySueSaywhatagain we have one rooster at my house (his name is gus) and he once fought off a dog that was attacking his flock, sadly it managed to kill 9 of our hens, 8 of which were the chicken equivalents of teenagers we got that year and the other was one of his daughters 😖 still sad about it as those were some of the friendliest chickens we’d ever had, luckily our new ones are even friendlier and love being held. either way roosters are very vicious
@myra7011
@myra7011 3 жыл бұрын
“If you see a boat with a girl and a chicken on it that’s just sort of drifting, maybe she’s screaming “I don’t know how to drive the boat” “There’s a fucking chicken” you should probably help her out.” Actually, thats Moana of Motunui, you should probably board her boat and help her return the heart of Tafiti
@carmenmercedes9903
@carmenmercedes9903 3 жыл бұрын
not me choking on my water from a yt comment-
@somewhere4132
@somewhere4132 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@justjulie1113
@justjulie1113 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@cheekeemonkee2771
@cheekeemonkee2771 3 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of the bee movie plane scene
@noahh6186
@noahh6186 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly the most intelligent connection I've ever seen in a KZbin comment, it's so specific yet 100% right.
@EannaWithAFada
@EannaWithAFada 3 жыл бұрын
If it makes you feel better Jarvis, eggplant is part of the nightshade family, and although healthy for us humans, both the flesh and leaves of an eggplant can be fatal if consumed by ducks I'm glad you and Danny voiced your concern for the safety of these ducks because a duck getting sick from the aubergine pills would be very bad news
@altaclipper
@altaclipper 3 жыл бұрын
And you certainly don't want your duck to get a boner.
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 3 жыл бұрын
@@altaclipper very true. their genitalia are terrifying.
@clairepettie
@clairepettie 3 жыл бұрын
Depending on the boner pill, they can cause serious stomach problems and heart issues if ingested by animals. Vets have to treat that particular problem in house pets more than you might expect.
@frostfeather6584
@frostfeather6584 3 жыл бұрын
21:03 PLEASE IT TOOK ALL MY STRENGTH TO KEEP MY SHIT TOGETHER HERE
@KitMaster-jx2jb
@KitMaster-jx2jb 7 ай бұрын
FRR, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD LMAOOO
@cloudycreative1155
@cloudycreative1155 3 жыл бұрын
So are we just gonna ignore Danny’s amazing Ratatoing shirt...? That thing is probably worth more than gucci
@Psycul
@Psycul 3 жыл бұрын
he's worn it before, used to it
@Emu19
@Emu19 3 жыл бұрын
Judging by the fact I once made an unnoticed comment about it a while ago on a random video of his where I noticed it, either there are plenty other people talking about the ratatoing shirt and just noone ever notices, or Danny reeaaallllyyyy doesn't want anyone to talk about it..... Hmmm 🤔
@claranadine1086
@claranadine1086 3 жыл бұрын
I need that shirt hahaha 😂
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 3 жыл бұрын
Considering you can barely see half of it most of the time, yes
@moongirl8807
@moongirl8807 3 жыл бұрын
Well it's hilarious but Danny's videos are always like this for me: uh, nice shirt, that color of blue! I like it! Oh wait, he moved. There's a print on it, that's fine. Let's see what print...it's... a f*cking Ratatoing shirt. Okay nvm (remember that shirt with a weasel on it? I'm not sure if it was a weasel, if an actual English person could correct me on that)
@merelymeepsheep2614
@merelymeepsheep2614 3 жыл бұрын
I am very proud of you for becoming a Duck Influencer, Jarvis. I have absolutely no idea what that is, but good job.
@thedestroyasystem
@thedestroyasystem 3 жыл бұрын
Very nice pfp
@merelymeepsheep2614
@merelymeepsheep2614 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedestroyasystem Why thank you
@nataleigh8377
@nataleigh8377 3 жыл бұрын
Double Trouble 😩💚
@merelymeepsheep2614
@merelymeepsheep2614 3 жыл бұрын
@@nataleigh8377 Yes they are our lord and savior.
@littlebrowngaymer5132
@littlebrowngaymer5132 3 жыл бұрын
Fairly simple joke. Made me chuckle. 8/10
@TrumanTheGrayMerchant
@TrumanTheGrayMerchant 3 жыл бұрын
There's incredible irony in throwing a public tantrum when a manager asks you to be considerate of other people and then calling *them* the Karen
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU I knew someone would post this observation here eventually...
@heathermorton3598
@heathermorton3598 3 жыл бұрын
Karen is, at this point, partially is just what annoying people call people who criticize them. I called out a customer for not wearing shoes in my store and was called a Karen. Edit: now that I’ve gotten to the part of the video, it’s way too similar to the situation I’m referring to
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
@@heathermorton3598 It's gone from being a specific label attached to largely white middle-aged women, who are leaning on assumed privilege to verbally intimidate and even abuse people (often younger) in service industry positions; to... a dumb-ass sexist putdown directed at any woman speaking out about something wrong. It always had the capacity to degrade into a meaningless sexist label - I am afraid, for the sake of you and people like you, that here we are. Nothing more ridiculous and infuriating than being called a Karen by the person actually BEING a Karen!
@beebop9382
@beebop9382 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the fact that what he’s doing is literally illegal. Bringing a duck into a grocery store breaks so many health codes I don’t even want to think about it
@donovanfaust3227
@donovanfaust3227 2 жыл бұрын
I find it both strange and hilarious how the women in his videos agreed to be apart of it but only if they cover their faces. Like they don't want to actually be associated with it but are still okay enough with it to participate.
@arranelizabeth3145
@arranelizabeth3145 3 жыл бұрын
Is the duck a prop... or an actor? It has lines, costumes and blocking in these scenes. I think I once saw the chicken in a community theatre production of Oklahoma
@TheAZElele
@TheAZElele 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I saw that production! She was a great Ado Annie, though I could have done without her pecking at the backdrop wheat all the time.
@eldritchteletubby9319
@eldritchteletubby9319 3 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOK! lahoma
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
"O - cluck - homa" was a masterpiece.
@sibaibaiba
@sibaibaiba 3 жыл бұрын
this tbh 🥺👆
@allmight401
@allmight401 3 жыл бұрын
But the Duck isn’t being paid
@pink_sock
@pink_sock 3 жыл бұрын
"Chicken lover" is a slang term for the type of gentleman who enjoys the company of young boys. Just putting that out there.
@vanadium8865
@vanadium8865 3 жыл бұрын
You know, you’ve somehow managed to make TooTurntTony look even worse than he already did. I didn’t even think that was possible
@pink_sock
@pink_sock 3 жыл бұрын
@@vanadium8865 Who?
@justsomeguy5390
@justsomeguy5390 3 жыл бұрын
@@pink_sock The guy they talk about for the entire video? Who makes out with birds?
@pink_sock
@pink_sock 3 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeguy5390 Oh. Yeah, I didn't watch the video. Sorry.
@seyebye
@seyebye 3 жыл бұрын
@@pink_sock ??? this is the strangest youtube comment ive seen
@PQAisha
@PQAisha 3 жыл бұрын
I love how all the commentary KZbinrs are friends with each other
@princessaria
@princessaria 3 жыл бұрын
All the good ones seem to be at least haha!
@justalula7151
@justalula7151 3 жыл бұрын
thats cuz they are all possibly the same person....
@rebekanickell8451
@rebekanickell8451 3 жыл бұрын
@@justalula7151 Makes sense, Jarvis looks EXACTLY like Danny
@kourtx1834
@kourtx1834 3 жыл бұрын
@@rebekanickell8451 you mean drew?
@stephaniejoobern1001
@stephaniejoobern1001 3 жыл бұрын
@Keyan Halfacre You mean Kurtis Conner?
@Penndemonium
@Penndemonium 2 жыл бұрын
8:52 why is danny fucking boppin' while this guy is downing a bottle of pills and jarvis is looking questioning/confused danny is like "damn he's addicted to eggplant pills" and jarvis is like "how is this dude alive"
@Autumn_StoleSomeTea
@Autumn_StoleSomeTea 3 жыл бұрын
Getting ducks as pets is such a disgusting trend, and accounts like this have only increased peoples interest in doing it, but almost nobody is doing proper research and they end up dumping them in ponds where they will die. I have pet ducks and it took me over four months of planning and research. So sad to see people using them for clout 😢
@OftenEllinor
@OftenEllinor 3 жыл бұрын
I hate it. My brother-in-law and his girlfriend got ducks and let them go in a pond near their house. She thinks they flew away and he secretly thinks they were eaten by an animal (I forgot what kind of animal but I think it was a mountain lion or something). Which makes me sad because I even suggested to my husband that we should offer to take them, if they didn't want to keep them. I love my ducks and would've happily taken in two more, whether they got along with mine or not, I would've gave them their own space, if they couldn't integrate. Ducks are amazing and deserve love and respect. My ducks are my babies 🥺
@anmichaluk9202
@anmichaluk9202 3 жыл бұрын
I also have two pet ducks and we treat them with up most care and did so much research. These TikTok’s feel really weird and I hope he takes actual care of them
@gwencere9383
@gwencere9383 3 жыл бұрын
I can never comprehend people getting pets on a whim, it takes me months of research before even buying headphones and people are buying LIVING BEINGS without even knowing how to care for them.
@kikuchisrustywheelbearings
@kikuchisrustywheelbearings 3 жыл бұрын
@@gwencere9383 I've seen this happen a lot with bunnies too. Like keeping them in a tiny cage 24/7 and when you tell them that's not how it's supposed to be they defend themselves by saying that they have other animals or not enough space when it's literally their fault they got the bunnies in the first place without taking into account that they need space and are also high maintenance animals.
@ghostie7776
@ghostie7776 3 жыл бұрын
@@gwencere9383 my mom got me a bird once out of no where and it while i loved the bird but it was difficult becouse i had hardly any time to do proper research and get a better cage and toys
@nabbyash
@nabbyash 3 жыл бұрын
“A feeding tube is just a beer bong in a suit and a tie” - Jarvis Johnson 2021
@spencer28
@spencer28 2 жыл бұрын
As someone with a feeding tube, that is incredibly far from the truth sadly
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 2 жыл бұрын
@@spencer28 you’ve brought it up, I get you have one, & sorry for that but you dont have to reply to every mention about it, it was a joke about feeding tubes. It’s a joke, not meant to be accurate or even about your specific one. This is also how some cope. I don’t go on multiple boob implant vids & correct someone making an implant joke just bc I have heart implants lol
@sammykenny
@sammykenny 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tw0Dots It’s okay for a person to speak their truth. It can be annoying to consistently see misconceptions about something that is a big part of your life. Many people underestimate the amount of work and time and difficulty that goes into having a feeding tube. It’s not an implant it’s an active component of healthcare and daily routine. Don’t be so hard on folks. That said- excellent quote.
@bloodybutterfly2992
@bloodybutterfly2992 3 жыл бұрын
There is a very simple way to differenciate a duck and a goose. Ducks are cuddly adorable sweethearts that love water and peas and make very good pets. Geese... geese are assholes that want to watch the world burn
@Charlotte-og2hf
@Charlotte-og2hf 3 жыл бұрын
My friend had geese and ducks that just walked around together and while I was trying to go to his trampoline the geese would chase me and the ducks were just chilling and that's how I learned the difference between them
@Amy-fd9xp
@Amy-fd9xp 3 жыл бұрын
Ducks are to bees as geese are to wasps
@alastorbutwithagun
@alastorbutwithagun 3 жыл бұрын
one time i was at the zoo with my mum and she was just out of view and all i heard was geese, it was very scarring (i was like, 7 or 8)
@bloodybutterfly2992
@bloodybutterfly2992 3 жыл бұрын
@@Amy-fd9xp what words of wisdom
@sipp3880
@sipp3880 3 жыл бұрын
As seen in untitled goose game
@Esach711
@Esach711 2 жыл бұрын
You guys continuously suspecting just a regular ol duck of being a goose is killing me.
@zahrahoque1988
@zahrahoque1988 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t expect there to be so much drama and sexual tension within the duck influencer niche
@MTRAWKS
@MTRAWKS 3 жыл бұрын
Him joking about having sex with animals is beyond disgusting and disturbing🤢 And he totally cares more about views than his “pets.”Animals are living beings not toys. Someone needs to get these birds away from him.
@Quirktart
@Quirktart 3 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree
@Oilspill209
@Oilspill209 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not the fact that he’s joking about zoophilia but more that he sucks at it
@tiffanykim2773
@tiffanykim2773 3 жыл бұрын
@@Oilspill209 nah whole thing is gross
@Oilspill209
@Oilspill209 3 жыл бұрын
@@tiffanykim2773 dude it’s still a joke. He sucks at joking yeah but it’s better than someone who gets offended at the slightest hint of something disturbing. (Like you)
@TheTheninjagummybear
@TheTheninjagummybear 3 жыл бұрын
@@Oilspill209, You're defending a man who makes """"joke"""" porn about his pet ducks. How hard are you gripping yourself under that desk?
@jevilcore
@jevilcore 3 жыл бұрын
“They’re not props they’re my pets” so you’re sexually abusing your pets??????
@v-mouse
@v-mouse 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Totally Yes. 😖
@g3g3ify
@g3g3ify 3 жыл бұрын
Reading this at 2 minutes into the video is extremely worrisome
@Blood.mo0n
@Blood.mo0n 3 жыл бұрын
@@g3g3ify I’m five minutes in and same
@daisydaysu
@daisydaysu 3 жыл бұрын
15 minutes in 😃
@lostinthestars_
@lostinthestars_ 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry w h a t
@limediamond4595
@limediamond4595 Жыл бұрын
15:30 this joke was so out of nowhere but it was so perfect
@Lolwaffles2116
@Lolwaffles2116 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Danny's subconscious is just constantly fighting him to look directly at the camera lmao
@jadeoreo
@jadeoreo 3 жыл бұрын
"its very sensual, him holding that chicken" dear God why
@hyness5417
@hyness5417 3 жыл бұрын
Why are we here……….. just to suffer………..
@albertgrunnion2228
@albertgrunnion2228 3 жыл бұрын
This almost feels like a courtroom: Jarvis is presenting the evidence for Tony being too turnt to the judge of true turnt, Danny.
@sleepycactusart
@sleepycactusart 2 жыл бұрын
24:50 danny's lil gasp omg
@cloves2125
@cloves2125 3 жыл бұрын
“if you see like a boat with a girl and a chicken on it” we’ve all seen moana, guys
@connorbeith3232
@connorbeith3232 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the big guy with the tattoos.
@meganmcleod6152
@meganmcleod6152 3 жыл бұрын
lmao ahhh
@theexploraholic
@theexploraholic 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say “that’s a strange version of life of Pi” but your comment wins
@kashhenk958
@kashhenk958 3 жыл бұрын
Also there’s a rock
@tylerblack3962
@tylerblack3962 3 жыл бұрын
There should be a law stating: "It's illegal to have sex with or use waterfowl in sexual acts" It's a law that I didn't think had to be created but clearly, I was mistaken.
@steppenfuchs5608
@steppenfuchs5608 3 жыл бұрын
@@evacesartcorner9840 yes it is. A special law that‘s oddly specific about waterfowl, would be kinda sus.
@moeshrooms385
@moeshrooms385 3 жыл бұрын
@@steppenfuchs5608 isn’t there a very specific one about raccoons somewhere? idk I might be wrong but for some reason it sounds familiar
@badbenchbanana6481
@badbenchbanana6481 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they just continuesly use the word turnt randomly in the beginning is just lovely
@doubtful_seer
@doubtful_seer 3 жыл бұрын
It stopped sounding like a word very quickly. lol
@starrdestroyer5215
@starrdestroyer5215 Жыл бұрын
29:18 “And I’m not your bruh”
@asmaabelefqih6678
@asmaabelefqih6678 3 жыл бұрын
Both of their eye's color matches the color of what they're wearing, it's really satisfying
@mackenzystudios6346
@mackenzystudios6346 3 жыл бұрын
I love that you said that
@scarthecheetah1958
@scarthecheetah1958 3 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for these poor chickens and duckies they obviously are confused and stressed. In the TikTok with the “pills” one pill hit the duck and the duck kicked its feet frantically trying to get away. 11:43 in this on that chicken looks stunned. You shouldn’t hold them like that. Also no one wants to see your junk dude let those poor birds go to another home that’ll actually take good care of them. It’s so obvious he’s doing this for views and doesn’t care about the well-being of his birds
@starsgalaxy3113
@starsgalaxy3113 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!! That is how you treat props, not pets. Those poor ducks and chickens.
@emmaobrien1376
@emmaobrien1376 3 жыл бұрын
The feathers on some of these chickens look awful. I can't imagine what conditions they're kept in when they're not - you know - being used as props. This man needs a therapist, not poultry.
@emmaobrien1376
@emmaobrien1376 3 жыл бұрын
At 17:31 you can see that the chicken has awful plumage, like it's been rolled in some kind of greasy substance. A healthy chicken in clean conditions should have perfect feathers; they'll preen all day long to keep their feathers clean and waterproofed. Not to mention how it's being held in a way that can compress the lungs and air sacs and make breathing difficult.
@scarthecheetah1958
@scarthecheetah1958 3 жыл бұрын
@@emmaobrien1376 exactly! I’m surprised it hasn’t started plucking
@AbsoluteGorbSupreme
@AbsoluteGorbSupreme 3 жыл бұрын
There is probably something illegal going on
@minervapatterson691
@minervapatterson691 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most heterosexual take on having a duck as a pet
@eliastalks7411
@eliastalks7411 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how he managed to make owning poultry a heterosexual hobby when we all know it is peak cottagecore lesbian or alternatively city-living chaos bi
@Throatzillaaa
@Throatzillaaa 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliastalks7411 lol I love this comment
@metro_mutt
@metro_mutt 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliastalks7411 what about suburban pan chaos?
@eliastalks7411
@eliastalks7411 3 жыл бұрын
@@metro_mutt a very good addition, I would also see suburban pansexuals owning pigs and probably making them little boots
@sympathiclilac2391
@sympathiclilac2391 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliastalks7411 Panromantic here! I would 100% own a pig and make him small boots
@imstray5942
@imstray5942 2 жыл бұрын
thought the title said "Becoming a Duck Influenza" and i was so excited
@DeadFam2
@DeadFam2 3 жыл бұрын
I've decided that Jarvis' and Danny's combined fan base is "the unnamed greg". If you don't like it, too bad because it has already been decided by me and only me
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 3 жыл бұрын
You and 15 other people
@v-mouse
@v-mouse 3 жыл бұрын
Why not "Greg is still trying?"
@angrychallenge
@angrychallenge 3 жыл бұрын
That's fine
@thuphung367
@thuphung367 3 жыл бұрын
Gregistooturnt
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 3 жыл бұрын
@@v-mouse Greg is trying his best
@emmyabroad
@emmyabroad 3 жыл бұрын
apparently eggplant is actually extremely toxic to ducks
@stephaniejoobern1001
@stephaniejoobern1001 3 жыл бұрын
Avocado is toxic to rabbits
@cowch3916
@cowch3916 3 жыл бұрын
Cookie is toxic to parrots
@unicornbiomes
@unicornbiomes 3 жыл бұрын
Bleach is toxic to people
@greenmann1217
@greenmann1217 3 жыл бұрын
Duh, didnt you hear him say "everyone knows that"
@WhutADrag
@WhutADrag 3 жыл бұрын
Garlic is toxic to.. A lot of animals, actually
@f1shm1lkshake
@f1shm1lkshake 2 жыл бұрын
i love the "becoming a _____ Influencer" saga with danny gonzalez in this commentary universe!
@CocoasArt
@CocoasArt 3 жыл бұрын
My 2 favorite youtuber together I never expected that Also thats for sure a duck, duck have flat beaks, snd gees have a sharper beak
@madelineo4128
@madelineo4128 3 жыл бұрын
they collab more on danny and kurtis's minecraft smp!
@ebbe2792
@ebbe2792 3 жыл бұрын
What's up checkmark?
@flareboy2243
@flareboy2243 3 жыл бұрын
I know these two are my favorite commentary youtubers
@Rigby_Rools
@Rigby_Rools 3 жыл бұрын
🦆
@FrostbiteIsFun
@FrostbiteIsFun 3 жыл бұрын
how are you surprised have you ever seen there channels????
@fabiob7261
@fabiob7261 3 жыл бұрын
It's late and I'm tired but this really felt like some advanced expressionist theatre Like idk if I'm just brain-dead or I just witnessed the next evolution in KZbin collaborations
@ishihachi
@ishihachi 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that Danny is wearing a ratatoing shirt.
@jackson.chetta
@jackson.chetta 3 жыл бұрын
This'll be my like because I don't want to ruin 69 lol.
@wishingwell_333
@wishingwell_333 3 жыл бұрын
he's been wearing that for years lmao
@wilma678
@wilma678 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the fan that gave it to him and knowing that he does wear it lol.
@daniel6678
@daniel6678 3 жыл бұрын
excuse me that is RATATOING
@ishihachi
@ishihachi 3 жыл бұрын
@@daniel6678 i am dumb nvm
@lycorscc
@lycorscc 3 жыл бұрын
The Chs seem very stressed in 25:26 , poor chickens.
@HoneyM1lkart
@HoneyM1lkart Жыл бұрын
As a chicken owner, definitely stressed, and abuse, too much stress may have their lil hearts give out
@GrubbsandWyrm
@GrubbsandWyrm 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "addicted to pills" the duck started kicking. The duck is trying to tell us not to do drugs. The duck is a narc. A goose emoji would just be a black hole of hate with razor teeth.
@DONKFORTRESS6956
@DONKFORTRESS6956 3 жыл бұрын
🦢
@metro_mutt
@metro_mutt 3 жыл бұрын
@@DONKFORTRESS6956 that's a swan not a goose, swans are geese on steroids that can potentially break your bones with their wings. Been cornered by 2 aggressive ones and they are awful.
@nibieodude7689
@nibieodude7689 3 жыл бұрын
@@metro_mutt geese are good. Swan is just evolved Goose
@nibieodude7689
@nibieodude7689 3 жыл бұрын
In my opinion i would like a Goose emoji
@metro_mutt
@metro_mutt 3 жыл бұрын
@@nibieodude7689 evolved goose but evil
@lilithofthevoid4922
@lilithofthevoid4922 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE DUCKS! They waddle and go qwacccqwaccc, and they're no where near as evil as geese, but are also fluffy waterfowl Update: I don't love ducks in the same way as Tony
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
My relief knows no bounds
@AyyooEsther
@AyyooEsther 3 жыл бұрын
Aren't ducks huge rapist.... And mad aggressive
@cattc6946
@cattc6946 3 жыл бұрын
@@AyyooEsther put humans instead of ducks and your comment still works
@mementomori.goodbye.5104
@mementomori.goodbye.5104 3 жыл бұрын
@@drakethedrake712 I shouldn't have laugh as hard as I did when I read the word sus by bingus with a gun
@-Ghostess
@-Ghostess 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't herd anyone use "get bent" as an insult since middle school...and I graduated in 2012, so that's saying something.
@justjulie1113
@justjulie1113 3 жыл бұрын
You graduated high school or middle school in 2012?
@justasmltwngir1732
@justasmltwngir1732 3 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean??
@meghanhixon3241
@meghanhixon3241 3 жыл бұрын
@@justasmltwngir1732 to go bend yourself in a shape, duh. So you can be bent :) They are just looking out for ur health!!
@coltonbates629
@coltonbates629 3 жыл бұрын
What exactly is that saying
@IndiaMyers
@IndiaMyers 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh tooturnttony probably graduated in 2012 too… hasn’t grown much since then has he?
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 2 жыл бұрын
18:43 Missed opportunity to say “duck my head underwater.”
@mitchellclendening7682
@mitchellclendening7682 3 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from Tony and all of his now-angry pets on their separate yt accounts.
@tertiaryconsumer9291
@tertiaryconsumer9291 3 жыл бұрын
*now-angry props
@hollandtaylor8819
@hollandtaylor8819 3 жыл бұрын
separate white accounts
@MistyMaytions
@MistyMaytions 5 ай бұрын
This aged well
@michaelcrozier3064
@michaelcrozier3064 3 жыл бұрын
21:36 Pekin ducks are typically too heavy to even really get off of the ground. Someone yeeted that duck.
@rose-gl4io
@rose-gl4io 3 жыл бұрын
Good lord.
@NessaOghomwen
@NessaOghomwen 3 жыл бұрын
That’s terrible and i shouldn’t be laughing but 😂😂 the way you said that.
@AmyAberrant
@AmyAberrant 3 жыл бұрын
These people just abuse animals for clout and it makes me so mad! They should not be allowed to have pets.
@iloveobbiesxd
@iloveobbiesxd 3 жыл бұрын
Bro that's literally terrible wtf? They probably abuse all the ducks and chickens
@SabiLewSounds
@SabiLewSounds 2 жыл бұрын
The animal abuse is clearly on screen even in these tiny samples
@catherineb196
@catherineb196 3 жыл бұрын
There is a guy in my hometown that used to carry a live goose to bars, but then the bars finally got sick of their shit (both his and the geese’s), so he switched up his strategy and started bringing a fake goose, one that he could hold under one arm (whilst using the other to chug beer) and used little devices to move its neck and feet around to make it more realistic. He is the only reason I’ll be getting turnt in the bars instead of at home again.
@shoriansudip4671
@shoriansudip4671 3 жыл бұрын
Did the goose damage or cause a problem in the bar?
@shoriansudip4671
@shoriansudip4671 3 жыл бұрын
Like did the goose did something that made the bar people mad?
@SaintShion
@SaintShion 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine having no personality you need to bring a fake goose to a bar (fyi geese is the plural of goose)*
@tunafish5462
@tunafish5462 3 жыл бұрын
Ok but like....Why? Also aren't geese dangerous? They have teeth on their tongue ffs!!
@se1inq
@se1inq 3 жыл бұрын
1 goose or more? Because you said "geese's" as in more than one goose
@zubetp
@zubetp Жыл бұрын
"and that's something he's never been accused of!" makes me laugh every time. excellent delivery
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