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[@morganwinchester2923]

This is the type of relationship that ends in a murder-suicide

[@nolovedivision3882]

I expect casualties

[@user-qb5dd6lq2p]

who the people in the video or noel and cody??

[@karinasprmanager1832]

julia people in the video definitely

[@morganwinchester2923]

@@user-qb5dd6lq2p the couple for sure 😂

[@thecalledmusic]

definitely the best comment on here. made me lol.

[@braunpgn690]

This is the longest porn intro ever

[@sherellefrancis3424]

@Lynn HQ exactly 😆

[@ZlyJaszczomp]

love her insagram also 80% is just ass shots

[@braunpgn690]

@@ZlyJaszczomp what's the @ chief 🗿

[@ZlyJaszczomp]

@@braunpgn690 @plantifulsoul

[@braunpgn690]

@@ZlyJaszczomp 🤝🗿

[@smishmaster]

For a lore update - when they made this video: - They were on shrooms (she's admitted to it). - They had been dating for one month. - They broke up. California!

[@magicalfrill]

💀💀💀

[@yuzihua]

i need her instagram im begging

[@JuBeJuO]

She just got married to a guy named Patrick and he is dating Alexis Ren

[@vicflrs]

It’s the perfect ending

[@smoothmilla]

ty for the update man

[@aaliyahwilson3423]

the rewatchability of this video is insane

[@magicmoonsong]

my exact thought

[@servicepupphoenix1615]

I come back at minimum every 3 months to rewatch it and keep myself grounded

[@zralokvemigraci]

YES! I also come back every few months and every time it makes me so happy :D

[@fxxkaidan2162]

this but w the sugar gay video

[@vdovii]

I keep coming back

[@benredmond3]

this is what boomers think millennials are

[@peebledeeble]

Ben Redmond gen z is the last hope

[@Lauren-fi2rd]

Raw Sock you seem like you’re part of Gen A

[@Itsgiraffeagain]

Lol

[@kroh7742]

Wait.... Is 2001 gen Z?

[@ena8233]

no wonder why they hate us

[@inbredjesus9188]

Middle school couples are more legit than this

[@toasty9973]

Inbred Jesus nah they talk to each other

[@cecile5780]

how do u knowww ? i cant find the video or their @

[@anis1043]

True. The worst part is that they thought they were beyond this plane. It's so sad and cringey. The delusion!

[@Linasrecovery]

C the girls channel is called claire michelle

[@makendestewart]

This is saying somethin

[@sledzeppelin]

She is 10 times higher than he is. She's talking about golden light coming from her chest and it being safe to shine and he's just like "yeah babe" and "things are aight".

[@islaloveslemonade]

thats most guy's high 😭

[@canipleasegetawaffle]

fair enouff

[@ericalang7846]

“Fair ENOUGH”

[@Asad-ih7db]

Fair enuf...

[@fullauto86]

Ive seen this like 25 times,and EVERY time Noel says "alright whose getting fingered" i loose my mind, still. Pure gold

[@kamaiawool9808]

LMAO BROO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COKMENT

[@fullauto86]

@@kamaiawool9808 lol hell yeah man, i rewatch thats cringe episodes regularly. Matty smokes is my personal fav.

[@Don_Dewitt]

Lose*

[@ShamayaLivia]

gigachad underrated album enjoyer

[@homegirl4770]

i too watch this regularly

[@maldo_95]

They should name their kid *Rosélery*

[@4yer4]

oh my GOD LMAOO

[@abbyg5794]

the new renesmée

[@lillywantsheranchovypizza107]

Roséleria

[@Udontkno7]

The whitest name in history

[@maryama2087]

they should be steralized

[@lizziecross8149]

The Whole Foods near me closed down because it was infested with rats, so now I’ll never meet my soul mate.

[@pm5022]

Lizzie Cross SAD 😔

[@crestflames492]

Maybe one of the rats is your soulmate

[@lizziecross8149]

Prince Seokjin you know, since I’m so in tune with the universe and life, the universe would reward me with a soulmate so connected to nature that he is more animal than human.

[@RaiinTaco]

@@crestflames492 LMFAO

[@sarahkamara1720]

Prince Seokjin LMAOOOOO

[@zeedon]

You can tell they’ll be together forever. Until a few months later. When they stop being together.

[@isaiahmalonson504]

Top comment

[@jackalexande]

when they realize they have almost nothing in common

[@mastershake3040]

First off, this was 4 years ago. Second, they broke up lol

[@surveyorsairinc2166]

theyll run out of acai.

[@locomotive9702]

Forever can exist in a single moment…they’re like their own little mini-infinity

[@seastar1223]

She deleted the video and I’m so glad that it’s forever archived here lmao

[@bella-oc4hu]

did they break up?😭

[@sophie9862]

@@bella-oc4huyeah

[@seastar1223]

@@bella-oc4hu yes lol

[@wyatt6783]

Calls him baby cause she doesn’t know his name nor does he

[@andygetch9764]

Imagine not having a kidney

[@ty-tj9wr]

this SENT me

[@Plasticityy]

Andy Getch Wh

[@wyatt6783]

plasticity don’t worry it’s all good

[@syrilascended1172]

@@andygetch9764 this post was made by People with kidneys gang

[@christiandunne5505]

"Most of us cannot afford to be *this* delusional." That destroyed me completely. Edit: damn come back a year later and have 20K likes? thank you!

[@caesthoffe]

that sums up this video

[@sea_9002]

Caesthoffe it’s when I see shit like this that I’m not surprised people just totally go over the edge or fall for someone’s fake deep bullshit. think about how people like charles manson would just recruit dumbasses like these two back in the day and get them high to do fucked up things. Some people just don’t learn lmfao

[@nicholaskaplan3802]

The whole video destroyed me, my stomach actually hurts from laughing so much

[@user-ct6jm1ze2x]

who need like 'things'?

[@mckenziecallahan6509]

But they’re actually making a lot of money 😂

[@idkwholizzieis]

are we gonna ignore the fact that they met a month ago and now they live together 💀

[@Dozen.]

Besides the couple from the yt video I’m sure that’s probably realistic, sounds odd but I can only imagine like 25-30+ doing that, they’re looking for actual love, for below 25 it’s just basically hookups and breakups, idk that’s how I see it, I can’t speak for the whole country though

[@3p952]

ots called being dumb lol

[@FBI-cl2cp]

I think they mentioned it multiple times

[@tiahnarodriguez3809]

@@Dozen. Nah, no matter your age. Moving in that quickly is not a smart move, nor is it normal.

[@dennistmennace]

Yeah that’s funny but why is no one talking about how she said being in Whole Foods gave her a warm feeling? Being in a GROCERY STORE????????

[@melissag1364]

They were clearly on molly when they recorded this, but the fact that they edited it and uploaded it while NOT on molly is what concerns me.

[@PurpleMoon799]

it was actually shrooms 💀

[@user-deeznutzs]

@@PurpleMoon799was prolly both the excessive moaning and ummphs and uuaahhhs and weird remarks bru they were rolling hard as fuck

[@Alleellaa]

He moved in immediately because he actually doesn't have anywhere to live.

[@lilyburger5818]

HAHA

[@denisedoumbia1691]

Ahahahahahah

[@NotRJ001]

I miss read this...I thought you said that he moved out because he had no where to live....

[@blueharmony3096]

Omg I’m not the only one bingeing ❤️

[@lillianwinter2758]

HONESTLY 🤣😭

[@gayesper]

sis was really like “no thoughts, head empty”

[@nonatt4444]

This sent me

[@edenroseart]

“Fair enough”

[@ArJayDM]

It's an older code, but it checks out

[@toosigoosi]

this chick: thoughts? you bet I don’t

[@roslyngordon4596]

I thought you were joking but nope deadass

[@Forreminiscing]

I’ve been saying “fair enough” like that for years and completely forgot where I got it from until I decided to rewatch this video LMAO

[@jervistetchMadHater]

fair enough

[@dik56]

Sufficiently fair

[@kris9259]

Yup me too.

[@pip-pip5029]

FAIR ENUF

[@seomews]

NO CAUSE ME TOO

[@boredouija4550]

this is literally what the idol thinks it is

[@LolitaAngel6]

MADE ME CACKLE OMG 😂😂

[@user-qi5md9qe1d]

OMFG SO REAL

[@leilanibaby3975]

ah yes the two genders: celery and rosé

[@emracck]

945 likes and no comments I'm about to change it

[@amazingadryen5076]

Make that two comments.

[@lyss5905]

I identify as celery

[@laurakelly84]

I’m a rosé

[@mpswims163]

I’m a celery

[@hopa-ys2bc]

she : " i actually don't think thoughts" me : Everything makes sense now

[@izharramirez2562]

“Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.”

[@hagielpratenta8063]

Her thoughts: *took a literal u turn*

[@TeddyGNOP]

i'm like 98% sure these two were fucked up on some good shit when they made this video. i dropped acid with a boyfriend once and all i can say is that i'm glad we didn't choose to make a video, because it was fuckin gross lol

[@kerstiesweeney]

@@TeddyGNOP ha!! 😹😹😹 I wish you had made a video. 😹😹😹

[@paytonhill4574]

kills me everytime when he goes “Huh? I'm lost" LMAOOO

[@rxttencandy]

i cant believe we ever let cody get away with this hair

[@gm1000]

it looks like string cheese

[@ericalang7846]

the long hair too

[@methane_melvin]

It’s called you because they don’t know each other’s names

[@juliaschmidt9051]

😂😂😂

[@ladylynx9891]

LMAO

[@user-gb9bu1bl6w]

how is this not top comment

[@fintiniganlucille5547]

She's celery and he's rose

[@papaya3642]

gasp!

[@flyk3n]

This must be why people hated hippies in the 60's

[@TooSweaty7]

That's what I'm starting to realize bro. And hipsters are our version of them

[@Li_Tobler]

E x a c t l y Too pretentious and idk... cringy-delusional?

[@lanam6020]

Flyken if you watch once upon a time in Hollywood that’s another reason

[@Victoria.00]

@@TooSweaty7 Fair enough

[@Ackerman673]

@@TooSweaty7 well it's on the first three letters.

[@andreas9181]

Canadian version: You were buying bacon You were buying maple syrup Shoutout NoFrills

[@jesssandhu9432]

💀💀

[@omomo202]

Lol!! YES

[@hannahcote4256]

No frills slaps

[@starfire4539]

I love how she’s trying to be deep and he’s going “we just make smoothie bowls” lol also I can’t believe it’s been 4 years since this, this was iconic

[@maddymenary8650]

no one: middle school relationships:

[@parkerwright9120]

@maddison Menary right, like this is so fucking cringy

[@anahirosas678]

IM WHEEZING AOSHKWJZWKA

[@brocake1278]

Parker Wright..........holy shit you’re right.

[@ronaleestone7642]

😂😂😂😂

[@beep898]

@Breeah N Hawkins dude have some standards, can't just drop a skkskkssksksks without a warning

[@kaylinport7581]

They should play this in schools as a drug warning

[@denisedoumbia1691]

OMG AHAHAHAH

[@jaelrj2551]

This would've been 10k% more effective than anything else

[@haseeb8620]

Holy shit I made that 1k, best moment of my life

[@nartanaiyer8653]

Lmaooo this comment

[@noahkilleen981]

The constant edging probs isn’t the best for 10th grade

[@deftrascal1626]

6:15 her holding the palette with like no paint on it is the perfect summation of this entire video

[@Roboboy17]

And 11:47

[@BathtubBass]

"You were killing Aboriginals in Africa." "You were killing Aboriginies in Australia." "Shout out British Empire."

[@alaina6588]

this is the most LA thing i have EVER seen in my life

[@emily-4350]

Not all of us are like this 😔

[@riiiky]

I can confirm this. Mostly just the people who moved here from somewhere else 😂

[@XKinkyDolphinX]

Erika N. On god homie it’s the people who wanna live like the movies. they come here and try to damn hard to reenact that shit lmao

[@lee2791]

l KinkyDolphin l Frr everyone who’s lived in LA for a long time is pretty much over it lmao

[@yurmom_]

do you mean this is the most HOLLYWOOD shit you’ve ever seen

[@ellie3627]

100% that girl has "Live Laugh Love" or the infinity sign tattooed somewhere on her body

[@roserven]

I’m confidently agree, there’s no way she doesn’t

[@dryd943]

Gotta be the infinity sign, live laugh love is the middle aged Karen version

[@lunafageonratchel2184]

Or a wave 🙃( probably on her ribcage, ankle or wrist )

[@AmandaJTV]

Or a dandelion, or a compass, a dream catcher

[@MiuIruma]

Or a bird

[@justpeachy4851]

I come back to watch this every few months to remember a simpler time

[@shannongilmour3830]

That’s why I’m here too. Gotta remember where we came from

[@Submissivewif3]

Me too , I come back whenever I need a deep laugh 😂

[@kittyscreativecorner]

My mom and I are watching the second season of “You” on Netflix rn, and this season is set in LA. We just watched a scene where a guy is introducing his gf to his parents, and he tells them they met at Whole Foods. My mom paused to tell me how weird and crazy that was, and I tried to show her this video, and 20 seconds in she had to stop watching because she simply could not fathom that this video was not an elaborate troll or SNL sketch.

[@emma9136]

I went to high school with this girl lol it is all an act

[@oo-ld8xu]

If thats true she actually sounds kinda funny im ngl​@@emma9136

[@littledreamboat]

This wins. This has to be the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been.

[@kennedymarie8511]

or the energy o’s video

[@littledreamboat]

Kennedy Marie Oh man, no clue what that is... so I guess here I go! 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@kennedymarie8511]

Your Little Dreamboat when your done watching it tell me what one is worse lmao

[@coralscorpion]

Is sis wearing a bra in the beginning?

[@probably4943]

Fair enough

[@tallulahfuller7481]

"I dont think thoughts" we know babygirl

[@Simina-pi5te]

Screaming

[@whitepeople6954]

@@Simina-pi5te (codey co) this is so uncoferteble

[@landlockedcroat1554]

death is the final unkown

[@BathtubEnjoyer]

"Yeah that's the problem. You don't think"

[@kugelschreiber5678]

"babygirl" xDDDD

[@Apostate_Alexei]

"Words are my love language". That's just called "language"

[@faeishhh]

this video never fails to make me laugh my ass off four years later 💀💀💀

[@happytimes8623]

its one of their best videos for sure

[@oceanexblve884]

What happened to the video ?

[@happytimes8623]

@@oceanexblve884 it still plays for me , maybe your app is glitched?

[@TheOfficialBananaKing]

I was too uncomfortable to laugh tbh. Cringiest shit I've seen in my life

[@Sam-yr1tl]

her voice sounds like that cursive font on Word that you can barely read

[@angelsoto203]

Sam why this is so accurate?

[@Lessworkmoregame]

best comment ive ever read

[@prvncessdiana]

her vocal fry is so bad 💀

[@Buenosaurus-Rex]

Worse, when that font is used all over your mobile

[@edenwinter4328]

Ahahahahahaah... ohhhhh so good

[@juliacasdel8639]

"Most of us cannot afford to be this delusional" *TRUTH RIGHT HERE*

[@pattykrabbies]

Julia Lovegan *SPEAK YOUR FUCKING TRUTH NOEL* 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Chronically_ChiII]

Fair enough. Fair enough, dude.

[@sf8262]

THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN

[@ummesalmatahir6745]

A warm golden light fills my chest when you say that boo

[@bbyalien7683]

Julia Lovegan pahaha u have 6.9K likes 😂

[@-sep7684]

whenever i want a relationship and feel lonely i come back to this masterpiece. thank you cody and noel

[@medicineshroom1386]

5:53 looks like Cody haha

[@emilymartinez8950]

The only reason Cody and Noel are married now is because their vibrations were raised high enough by watching this video.

[@dincam]

THE HEAVY BREATHING IS MAKING ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

[@lavan6298]

mrs struggle YOUR USERNAME IM SCREAMING

[@robynnebungert5338]

Stop watching porn and being late. mRs sTrUGgle!

[@ericoliver1603]

+1000 for the username, lay off the porn and cocaine

[@AceRomyuki323]

Fair enough

[@lucianosgonzalez3561]

Lana Del Rey is exactly who I imagine a Mrs. Struggle would be

[@princessketamine0]

They're trying so hard to be _deep_ and *artsy* it physically hurts

[@fergusfungus9618]

yes! that and the girl was trying so hard to have like past trauma or hardships when she’s obviously never had to deal with anything of that nature if she turned out like this

[@PotatoCouch666]

they seem to live in their own mushroom drug world

[@danbrown1344]

It's like the most pretentious, fake-deep pillow talk but we're a fly on the wall. I can barely listen to 30 seconds without wanting to run away.

[@yumekojabami233]

Well they are deep ..into each other

[@wyatt7454]

if you know anybody who is into like psychedilcs, they literally talk like this

[@esteehanvey5647]

revisiting the classics

[@TheStoneProduction]

Just made myself a smoothie bowl and decided to put on this certified classic

[@wawaweewa9159]

You better put some celery in it for health!

[@yeeyee352]

every time they moan ten years is taken out of my lifespan

[@razor6827]

I got few minutes left then

[@user-rw3xh2ln6c]

Yes.

[@Goody2shooo]

@@user-rw3xh2ln6c Damn garrus you look different

[@adrianstan7016]

@@rasyadhiandra5000 he didn't respond =))))

[@rasyadhiandra5000]

@@adrianstan7016 guess he already dead. R.I.P i guess?

[@lilyelizabeth7440]

I feel like they’re the type of people to name their kid something like earth or daffodil

[@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs]

Lily Elizabeth I prefer the guy above that suggested Rosélery

[@jessicaa.1894]

Fuckkk 😂😂

[@siyotsistu]

Name their daughter columbine

[@genesisosuna]

Two kids, one named Whole and the other Foods

[@crystaleunoia3974]

_C R Y S A N T H U M U M_

[@SarahOConnor-vi3ue]

the more time passes the funnier this video gets

[@appleblossonkim]

Right?

[@sofijaignjatovic5175]

The part where the camera dies (12:44) is sooooo fucking funny to me every time I watch this video

[@sofia-sp7dy]

and i literally pulled a MASSIVE u-turn into the LITERAL garden of eden

[@martywoodruff2331]

lmao I love the reference to that video

[@jenniemeal]

💀

[@mitchell2xz827]

Sof 🌹

[@FreshGirl3000]

Ahhahaaha lol

[@anasophia4253]

i just watched that video omg

[@nto4137]

This what boomers think of when they talk about millennials

[@ajpretty6443]

this. 💀💀

[@akialamalaika]

This is what they think 👁👄👁

[@chairchairchairchairchair]

some gen z peeps also think that

[@funnymanatwork]

can you blame them? This shit would make even them cringe.

[@uuurettererreeeer]

Once Noel and Cody become old they’ll reminisce about the old days and still cringe at the stuff they used to

[@elysia8458]

Australian version: You were buying pavlova You were buying a case of Tooheys Shout out to woolies

[@biancapelser2995]

no one really buys pavlova and woolies doesnt sell alcohol

[@moonstone4893]

@@biancapelser2995how is it possible to only make two claims but have them both be wrong

[@PeteyVon]

West Coast Version "You were buying coffee" "You were buying over priced gas" "Shout out to Dutch Bros"

[@christinajackson6309]

Wait, are they not from the West Coasr already?

[@washambiswimp714]

They're literally in Cali lmao, whole foods IS the west coast version.

[@schnabby208]

Idaho version: You were buying fishing tackle I was buying huckleberry ice cream Shoutout Albertsons

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

this IS the west coast bro

[@mrppbutt3643]

This is what all other states imagine Californians are like

[@guywithaballsack6966]

Dayne Grohman and vids like these are exactly why lmao

[@lisah5750]

Well, are they wrong though? Lol

[@gracegonzalez9856]

California, you might get shot at going down the wrong street in LA, or you could meet your soulmate in Whole Foods. It’s always an adventure here!

[@justacrouton8736]

As a Californian, they’re not exactly wrong

[@criscrosxxx]

Bruh fact

[@gloobez3577]

It hurts how hard they’re trying to be poetic n quirky

[@ferocious_snailroswell2884]

You should see how "quirky" this guy is... quirky means In-fucking-sane right? Check this guy out on spencervybes channel... wow

[@bobsaget121]

They’re just doing acid

[@xxSwaggDaddyxx]

@@bobsaget121 could be a lil molly in there too

[@adc4836]

They’re a tumblr post in a nutshell

[@snigdhamehra6052]

Yeah Cody and Noel should tone it down, it's becoming too fake to believe my god

[@annabelleb3510]

I watch this video every time I wanna feel better about being single

[@nellionthetellie]

twin

[@frans3090]

russian version: "you were buying potato" "you were buying bread" "shout out Pyaterochka"

[@skylarwhiteyo5154]

Shout out to Raskolnikov

[@godzdead]

вот вы прикалываетесь а мои родители реально познакомились у ларька ища бананы😭

[@panheadgirlofskillet]

“You were buying celery” “You were buying rosé” Is this the new lyrics to a Halsey song or some shit

[@__-yh7zl]

Summer4998 Halsey - Whole Foods ft.Chain Smoker

[@Cazaleb]

_ _ kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3W3e51soc2abKc

[@jenna7238]

Summer4998 HA fuck 😂😂

[@elysemarie8250]

Summer4998 yeah i think it’s actually in her new single “rosé”

[@madicfelloff7972]

*yOu loVe celErY*

[@maddiemoo7385]

I was buying crack you were selling me crack

[@SubaruOutback-gi6jn]

Maddie Moo more like molly

[@staticbeans]

Maddie Moo LMAO STOP 💀💀

[@trishatorres8103]

Best comment ever. That was a goooood laugh.

[@bittersweet20]

I always knew i'd meet my soulmate in a dark alley

[@rubyherrera8874]

LMFAAOAOS

[@shimire26]

Put this couple in the same room with Girl Defined for the ultimate Godly experience

[@ersatz_ben]

Coming back to this in 2022 and it re-triggered my original cringe hernia

[@Syd448]

Lmfao I’m starting off 2023 with cringe

[@skylarwhiteyo5154]

@@Syd448 real

[@Chibbykins]

Nah, Sainsbury's

[@myahgormley9788]

after EVERY sentence i thought they cannot say something worse than that.. and EVERY time they managed to

[@andrewrobeson9129]

Myah Gormley 1k like

[@lamehoodium3613]

LMFAOAOAOAOAOSOAO

[@salsasalsa943]

*you were buying celery*

[@nathmendes24]

This had 6666 likes 😂

[@Mgfaulkner793]

Every goddamn time. Every sentence was worse than the last.

[@pickleperson6031]

They be snorting essential oils in the back of Whole Foods

[@teslamodelxp100d6]

Pickle Person i screamed-

[@paigeywaigey]

omg lmao

[@alexbonds3765]

outta pocket chief lmao

[@nanonymous2318]

Lmaoo

[@tsrenis]

"ah fuck, bro I'm fucking reaching nirvana bro I think I'm seeing my future career hold my hand, Connecticut"

[@johnthemayo7188]

Ok I'll rewatch all the thats cringe videos

[@ver7alofficial40]

Fr

[@vickyoli]

🇨🇱 Chilean version: -you were buying sopaipas. -and I was buying Báltica. -Shoutout to al persa BioBío.

[@bestacousticduo]

Jajajaja ctm

[@vincenttavani6380]

"Most of us can't afford to be this delusional."

[@charliemcmillan4230]

Now that’s a chest tattoo

[@bork8022]

@@charliemcmillan4230 word

[@aredmenace1399]

Genuinely a very real world statement

[@user-wi2zu5jp4y]

I read this as Noel said that shit. 😂😂😂😂

[@ryanzuvic7068]

Who's paying for this shit

[@ew4316]

Drugs are one hell of a drug

[@queer-ios3155]

FaIr EnOuGh

[@yougotgamesonyourphone6947]

@@queer-ios3155 *enuf

[@queer-ios3155]

@@yougotgamesonyourphone6947 my apologies

[@lanceryderwilson8618]

The floor is one hell of a floor

[@thineevee7345]

@@lanceryderwilson8618 nice floor where did you get it

[@iamyou3080]

Ah I come back to this video like clockwork. Good times. That’s crusty.

[@thepinkonesoterrify623]

that's cringe videos are so rewatchable...plus 4 years went by so fast what

[@primrosett]

"I don't think thoughts" is the least shocking sentence she could have said.

[@Nahaintnoway]

Emilie yeah i had to pause and verbally say no shit we know that

[@CameronBaba]

"I don't think anything ever!" ahahahahahaha

[@azerath8876]

11:40 is the money

[@MissZee48]

In a different video she admits she hasn't read a book in a year because she likes to absorb her own thoughts. lol

[@joysinclair7534]

@@MissZee48 Can't absorb what you don't have LOL

[@user-kk1cj1fi2e]

Sometimes come across youtube videos that are so good it almost changes my life in a way, and when i’m going through a hard time i watch these again and i laugh like i’m experiencing humor for the first time. They’re almost like a checkpoint. Well this. This is a checkpoint. I’ve rarely ever laughed this much bro

[@josephtee8911]

You two have me laughing so hard my cheeks hurt! You two are good together. I'm old but I remember being like this with my buddies just mocking and laughing. I miss the good old weed days of my youth.

[@rai351]

When someone say "White people" as an insult, this is who they meant

[@imagoloop4819]

Ray Murtadho i think they are they're own special race

[@cassualtea2040]

@@imagoloop4819 theres white people and theres White People, know what I mean man?

[@aubreyh1930]

I would rather saw off my hands than be compared to this shit show

[@axolotlarson9384]

@I was Born ultra white

[@parkchimmin7913]

MrBlueD3V1L oh n o

[@hatsukoi8299]

i deadass thought they were just gonna spend 18 minutes calling me cringe.

[@movedtoponko_official8706]

mood.

[@akanshchowdhary1356]

me too

[@anis1043]

That's a brilliant idea! I would watch that.

[@hatsukoi8299]

Ana A. same man i’d watch it anyway. because they would be right in my case

[@morganmarsh1276]

Same. Just like my mom.

[@planpanwan]

They are both really high 🫠🫨🤭 I’ve had conversations like these when I was high as hell. Thinking back a lot of it was nonsense 😂

[@glizzymcguire8577]

my favorite part of this is they broke up not even long after

[@daffytaffy5966]

aHAHAHAH I was looking for this xddddd

[@emma9136]

I went to high school with this girl lol it’s all an act

[@la_gobba_di_aigor]

_"EverytHIng is supPosEd to be Easy"_ That's some other level of privileged kids' mindset

[@athenachristinemusic]

Sara Vinci it smells of.... trust fund 🧐

[@taay_thegreat2057]

Or just delusion

[@liamgrey3760]

Yeah aye lmao

[@scottpilgrimpwns]

She wears short shorts I wear old Jays I bought some celery And you were buying rosé

[@rikkitrancy8422]

DrowzeeDreamer what I was looking for, was in hold foods the whole time!

[@-Sean_]

@@rikkitrancy8422 so close

[@thelastgenderbee171]

Lmao

[@mina-pi2zm]

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts She’s cheer captain I’m on the bleachers

[@briannad.8398]

u forgot shoutout to Whole Foods

[@Onefans290]

i come back to this sometimes and i'm crying everytime

[@rvmlath2389]

This is one of the all-time greatest videos on the internet.

[@mfc2673]

At the start I was worried my parents would think I was watching porn

[@emilyfrancis3933]

The most epic of epic KZbin Chanel lmao

[@fidelgarcia2224]

I would rather be caught watching porn though

[@damianmargarit9945]

i have never before felt so much fear towards what my parents hear through my room door

[@abhirajarora7631]

@@fidelgarcia2224 Your reply has 69 likes and it is difficult not to like it.

[@Core.y]

Same tbh

[@zwei99]

"Words are my love language, so just speak your truth." "Fair Enough."

[@headcreepsofficial]

Zoe Wei FAIR ENUF

[@aliquid2430]

Jamaican version: "You were buying patties" "You were complaining about the prices" "Shout out mega mart"

[@danielsinopli9523]

5 years later this is still amazing

[@francescodebenedictis6829]

british version is like “you were buying shortbread” “and you were buying earl grey” *we met a month ago at waitrose*

[@gabriella9237]

Why did i read this with a british accent

[@cxpherv9581]

Shoutout Tesco meal deals ✋🏽

[@xxxCyber24xxx]

@@gabriella9237 I'm pretty sure everyone read this in a British accent 😂

[@gerrit3991]

A munf ago

[@Fxeye-ir9ck]

Underrated comment🤣🤣🤣

[@katgold8141]

“ur so good at manifesting babe ” HES REALLLYY TRYING THO

[@floop1538]

He's a simp

[@yelvy_2252]

verguchis puchis the third HERE HE IS MR MVP SIMP!

[@Michaela-hj6ut]

is that video still up?

[@gracejacobs8421]

Michaela yep

[@fairoadiary]

verguchis puchis the third that’s a bit too harsh... tbh they’re BOTH delusional

[@kevinkevinholt]

Noel's super accurate ranting is why I keep coming back to this even many years later.

[@cripitripi]

This is my comfort video

[@yeoboseyo1969]

For real I always come back just to laugh all over again 🤣

[@lizziemcfizzie1]

I work at Whole Foods can confirm that the customers are exactly like this lol

[@evanmiller2591]

I mean fair enough

[@willowhuse8293]

I’m sorry

[@spookyho5994]

@@evanmiller2591 fair enuf

[@Mohamad0311]

lol

[@summer7034]

God help your soul.

[@lucrenwick4226]

Can’t wait to meet my wife at Tesco. At the meal deal fridge.

[@imid3440]

Luc Renwick YES

[@EchoingEchoing]

Oh my god bro😂🤣

[@DeadZombieLlama]

Can't wait to see your Tesco take on the "you" video

[@caitlynryder8639]

@@DeadZombieLlama working class you

[@justthinkthink5682]

Luc Renwick Those £3.00 meal deals will bring me closer to my soul mate

[@vsptylore3639]

The framing of the video feels like a weird indie film where it's revealed that one of them murdered the other on the first date or something

[@Familliarsurroundings]

When she said “I love when you speak” and three way they sound I feel like they’re 100% rolling their asses off on molly

[@bumpyman0957]

I just imagine them breaking up like a month later and her making a video called “me.”

[@filipnestorovic5949]

Life is crazier than i thought, I found my new soulmate in Starbucks, ME I was grabbing a pumkin spice latte, you were eating the sweet thing on a stick. "pop cake" I think it's called. Life is better now We fuck and dance on the beach, and go to chinollo's. You love chinollo I wake up in south La every day Literally, living on the edge

[@blowurn0se]

Uruguay 111 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MKNerdMusic]

@Smogger911 *feelings

[@paolaescandonperez7930]

They are still together actually, i'm just as surprised

[@paolaescandonperez7930]

@Elai its called Claire Mitchell

[@rachelerickson1484]

i had to pause the video every few minutes for mental recovery

[@valeriagaray6620]

I really thought I was the only one who did that hahaha.

[@josem7402]

I also had to pause every other minute because of how bad uncle Nole and Chody made me laugh

[@gothicc6544]

Same 😥

[@BookishAlexis]

@DaltaniousPrime what's their @

[@angelinaz78]

Omg yes!!!!!!!!! I'm six minutes in and I don't think I can finish this. You are strong I think I'm out.

[@emilieerickson2831]

i came back after watching this 5 years ago and im screaming

[@catalinarodriguez2079]

this will forever be one of the funniest videos on the internet lol

[@wishingwell_333]

he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it any more obvious she got celery, and he got rosé... what more can i say.

[@cdub1010]

This is amazing

[@yamicivetta5252]

WHY ISN’T THIS TOP COMMENT?? 🤣

[@spacecadet4092]

💀💀

[@Ryan-mf4pd]

This is amazing!

[@KhoraTV]

KASDMLASD;,LASD I AM FUCKING DYING