AMERICAN JUSTICE WARRIORS

[@milkteamachine]

„Oh my god, people are SO savage“ in response to a pregnant woman being tasered absolutely eviscerated me. Incredible writing.

[@KP_Gem]

Eviscerated. Nice

[@KreeZafi]

I know that colloquially the word "savage" is used with a positive connotation, but like, the actual word means something like "extremely violent, wild, barbaric, frightening, brutal" so by the actual definition it is entirely reasonable to call it savage to taser a pregnant woman

[@6a6ylam6]

I love getting eviscerated. So fucкing savage.

[@stormyritter4444]

@@KreeZafi ²à,@

[@LunarEleven]

Don't forget the acting. Stellar. I felt like they *really* wanted that Big D. Idk why Cody Ko thinks this was scripted, these girls are just thirsty for this extremely hot man 😐 Couple of sAvaGes!

[@6thwilbury2331]

“Mmm-hmm, he’s so fine.” He wrote that. He wrote that about himself.

[@epicguitarsolo6625]

Yuck, I hate men 🤭

[@seymourtheghost3020]

Wait: are you implying that Big D thinks too highly of himself?

[@xerilaun]

@@seymourtheghost3020 * *gasp* *

[@sacredsword9998]

@@epicguitarsolo6625 It's one dude tho calm down :(

[@jaizjeeson2180]

@@seymourtheghost3020 Nah, what a twist!

[@Pung_Fungler]

“It’s your girlfriend man, you’re dating her” came COMPLETELY out of left field

[@ewicanteven3741]

It was as out of pocket as that $100 bill

[@holdenboger1299]

Especially since they're actors, haha BigD forgot what was real

[@Artliker1234]

I'm still confused what that unnecessary comment about African American meant.... what did that even mean

[@jordana934]

@@Artliker1234 like, because shes from south africa

[@scarletpumpernickel8260]

@@jordana934 fun fact so is Elon musk

[@batterybroken]

Imagine he goes to propose and reaches for the ring and it’s missing because she already stole it. 💀

[@Grimmistired]

Tehe I guess you'll just have to buy me another!

[@jcsensei4437]

The most unbelievable part is that a dude would drop something with cargo pants. THEYRE DESIGNED TO HOLD EVERYTHING. Preposterous

[@michellelovessharks]

so u@Josh the Joshey Boii ban

[@davidlevenson6014]

Edit: Holy I didn’t expect to get so many likes

[@camkraw893]

Wait THATS the unbelievable part? 😉

[@linus855]

I carry my Nintendo switch, phone, wallet, headphones, charger, car keys, some dumbass lucky rock my father gave me, and everything else in the universe, never falls out

[@SherWoodBs]

@@linus855 Damn why you gotta do your Big D like that.

[@Bryan-kf5sc]

If you see a dude "jogging" while wearing a black polo and cargo pants in the middle of summer, he's *probably* either late to a drug deal or running from a drug deal that went south.

[@evanfisher2827]

best comment

[@turbochau7296]

was looking for this comment

[@kat8586]

with $200 loose in his pocket too....

[@ameliaoneal6767]

or doing a fuxking big d sketch

[@joyson8392]

This floored me 😂

[@MyHiei]

American Justice Warrior sounds like American Ninja Warrior for lawyers.

[@sarahscott3906]

Underrated comment

[@sirsoftspoken]

I would watch that if they had to do it in full court dress *and* carrying a briefcase the whole time.

[@ajc5675]

*we are many, you are but one*

[@gsleazy1975]

™️

[@droomzy]

@@sirsoftspoken can you imagine a lawyer not making it to the end in time & them suing the show for "wrongful buzzer beating"

[@morriseycaulfield8131]

bro i feel like marcus' disappointment isn't for his girlfriend, it's for himself because he and his family blamed uncle Leonard for stealing the jewelries... poor uncle Leonard

[@Hannah-vq4cz]

He didn’t deserve it 😭

[@themusicaljunkie37]

#justiceforuncleleonard

[@Whitesquall123]

Plot twist. Uncle Leonard and Delilah have been dating on and off for a few years, living off park bench money scams & stealing family members jewelry to this day.

[@RoseNoel19]

Our man Chad is acting like he just saw his girlfriend taser a pregnant woman.

[@bubby632]

If she did tho. That'd be hella savage lmao

[@Toasted.Pencils]

@@bubby632 I mean only if she got tasered for a good reason…like for a gaming console or smth…..

[@itsverooo]

“my name is big d I’m an american justice warrior” god that sentence made me wanna curl up into a ball wither away and die

[@Johnick9]

Same lmao

[@dylanthompson8658]

Exactly. Extremely severe dose of cringe right there.

[@bigbearkat2010]

Big D was a nickname I had back in high school (like many nicknames it wasn't exactly by choice but it could've been worse) and I wasn't exactly heartbroken when the nickname mostly died upon graduating. A grown man calling himself that though is just weird.

[@Beeng00d]

Big D is like the dude from lab rats.

[@rapidk7307]

I love how jerry is on the verge of homelessness and so he decides to go for a jog with the 200 dollars he desperately needs

[@Frank-jg4tq]

I don't know why you're trying to find reason in the plot of a video that is obviously fake

[@antoniababy8356]

And keeps insisting that this one woman has it.😂😂😂

[@StummerVogel]

He was jogging to his creditors, alright? Our man Jerry only pays in cash.

[@arthurpietrogarcia1057]

@@Frank-jg4tq whoosh

[@average_mouse]

😭

[@RichardPFranklin]

I think it's safe to assume Jerry hasn't jogged a day in his life. Ffs, he runs like a cartoon villain and has 200 quid in his pocket, folded up like a homeless man's fiver.

[@ldlane]

They should deep fake denzel over Jerry's face.

[@skeetzo]

Dammit, its 2 am here and you just made me wake up my whole neighborhood

[@blokko2284]

they should just make him every character

[@Carbonbblack]

“My name is big D” IM SCREAMING who introduces themselves like that

[@sydebee]

@@joshroehl6098 wow love that song!! It’s my ringtone

[@titanico5264]

Shoutout to my boy lil D ✊😩

[@Guy25096]

Clearly him. What a dumb question 🙄

[@Jackbutcool]

Big D does.

[@bigd158]

Me

[@MissFelice]

Big D is out here saving pure-hearted Chads from thieving women, bless him.

[@goofsterngafster8411]

Save a chad foundation ™

[@TrentonF505]

@@goofsterngafster8411 where can I donate to this noble cause?

[@zoehelms734]

Holy I didn't expect this to get this much likes

[@mik.3110]

From african thieving women* that is very important to the plot remember Like did you know that elon musk is african american?!

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@mik.3110 The fact that he's South African but they described him as African American is KILLING ME 😭

[@whiiitekenya]

“Snapple fact” has me wheezing still

[@TheEverwritten]

Ah yes. Jogger Jerry. Who jogs in Cargo pants and military boots.

[@TheSleepy1326]

Yes. Jogger Jerry with the serious “drip” as the kids say. Don’t mind me - I was born in 1924 and again in 1932.

[@heavenlything]

hes goth

[@SixAnd0]

“Hey there Delilah, ever heard of being a smooth criminal?” -Cody Ko, 2021

[@leah9791]

annie are you okay annie are you okay are you okay annie

[@andsch3881]

Hey there Delilah, what it's like being a smooth criminal

[@gabriellabenk4328]

i’m sorry but why was jerry jogging around with his rent money in cash

[@markoalvarez7109]

Homie was so distraught at the fact that his fake gf was stealing money💀

[@pooder6911]

I WAS THAT GIRLFRIEND ONCE

[@lemonplayz4032]

I mean is it stealing tho? If someone’s careless enough to let like 200 bucks fall out of their pocket, maybe they don’t deserve it. Edit: don’t keep money you absolutely need loosely in your pocket

[@morgantakach7106]

And that’s on bad acting

[@piggwu]

His fake girlfriend was faking stealing money

[@evann03]

@@lemonplayz4032 welllll yeah. It is dumb to keep that much money loosely in your pocket.. but it's the decent human thing to do. Return the money because it belongs to them

[@goatsnhoes9221]

he says "hi I'm Big D, I'm an American Justice Warrior" as if that shit means anything to anyone

[@aliaborders4146]

Lmao

[@katieyt23]

HAHA

[@Random-sk6hm]

I would just reply ''nerd'' ✋🤪

[@Itzaric]

The way she called back Jerry The Jogger about his shoelaces was such a fuckin power move. I would marry her without a single doubt. A woman that clever? Goals.

[@junem57]

HAHAHA STOP

[@viray3161]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT SHES EXACTLY MY TYPE

[@theflowerhead]

🙌

[@jessicayoung3656]

That move made her seem more innocent.

[@ningyo-c9q]

omg its tharja

[@Shivxngee]

Cody is a good boyfriend man. "It's just a conversation." Like damn. Emotional intelligence right there.

[@fungelfin]

i just think its funny how they mic her up but "guys i swear its not fake"

[@tintomara6209]

Not to mention the transparent drawing out of tension in calling Jerry to tell him about his shoelaces...

[@boejiden876]

@@tintomara6209 yeah why even put that In? I know it's fake put that just made it faker.

[@boba627]

Edit: holy i didn’t expect to get this many likes

[@fungelfin]

@@boba627 boys I’ve located a funny

[@Awesomeness785]

@@boba627 literally all those comments are so cringe. You know damn well they have no life

[@lucythompson9387]

Him jogging up and unironically introducing himself as Big D with a straight face is pure gold

[@m1k331]

This video is as real as Jerry being a jogger.

[@demetriusturner7715]

Lol dude wasn't even wearing jogging attire

[@Artliker1234]

Her name is effing Delilah a little too on the nose

[@mrsrabbit2712]

Joggers be joggin!

[@strongxhands]

@@demetriusturner7715 literally wearing hi-top steel-toed boots, cargo pants and a polo. Normal shit to wear when out for a jog ya know?

[@riley494]

did you ever expect to get this many likes

[@littlemsterious991]

i feel like there's a big difference between picking up money that someone dropped and stealing jewelry from your boyfriend's mom. maybe it's just me

[@akosibail]

Cody made this video as a desperate attempt to bring up the fact that he learned how to say John Quiñones correctly 😃

[@chocolatedogs6676]

@@joshroehl6098 kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@chrisprilloisebola]

😃

[@Luigi-xu5tw]

😃

[@jmelizares9053]

hi bail nanonood kadin pala cody ko hahah

[@cerebralhemorrhage3660]

john kwenones

[@blake12396]

Those poor women, the check could NOT have been THAT big to straight up lie about that man’s looks 😭😭

[@kaelynmynhier2406]

I mean he’s not ugly by any means... he’s just an average looking middle aged guy

[@bezllama3325]

Hes like twice their age

[@zero_s]

@@kaelynmynhier2406 yeah he's more of a silver hippopotamus kind of guy

[@abcd18802]

that la rent be making desperation

[@sunnyandthechlo]

When the first girl says he's hot she looks like she's about to roll her eyes right out of her head.

[@jettgroves6424]

If she ain’t stealing from the homeless, I don’t want her

[@MrMango-og7je]

fax

[@Aster_Risk]

Priorities!

[@guy2870]

Fucking savage 😎

[@doubtful_seer]

But what if I’m stealing from myself?

[@ilovemycooperwooper]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate cody's editor like he pumps these vids out and it seems like low effort content because he's reacting but shit man the focal points for the viewer are just nailed perfectly. That sponsored bit was amazing and how perfect the zoom back in on his monitor was. That shits not easy, cody please pay this man handsomely😎

[@ShuriBear]

I think it's hilarious that they blur Jerry's face out, but still, show his social media handle. So much for anonimity.

[@no_peace]

Why can people post spam links but I can't even post a link to the website to watch live that's cringe

[@shiannafoxx]

@@no_peace Cuz KZbin sucks

[@emilal]

@@no_peace ayo 👀 send the link

[@giorio2]

I think it’s hilarious they blur Jerry’s face but not the gf

[@fxxalaba3836]

That’s cause he’s got a black square on every pic of his socials. At this point I believe that that’s just the way his face looks

[@yourmother6327]

“fun fact: elon musk is also african american” fucking sent me 💀

[@marla-1923]

Kanye west is the richest black person in america but not the richest african american

[@StrawhatThomas]

@@marla-1923 ...what?

[@JeerJer]

@@StrawhatThomas Elon Musk is the richest African American.

[@marla-1923]

@@StrawhatThomas what jeerje said lol

[@user-pm7mt7ho9w]

Nicholas Cage was once forced to publicly deny rumors that he is a vampire.

[@_robo]

Jerry jogs around in full techwear like the worlds worst undercover cop

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear go

[@tunafish5462]

@@AxxLAfriku nay

[@idontwantahandlethough]

Honestly if you're seriously jogging with a wad of hundos loose in your pocket.... I don't think you're going to even notice it's gone.

[@joshkw2328]

Fun fact, Jerry’s acting paycheck was the two hundred dollars, he volunteered it as a prop, he still did not get it back

[@SamGautreau7]

lmao this deserves more likes

[@Amberrosemiller]

Haha

[@lakynnichelle7340]

The way I laughed out loud 😂😂😂 I’m crying dude

[@Worsethanyou2]

“Mom I want John Quiñones” “We have John Quiñones at home” John Quiñones at home:

[@DazedandComposed]

The way he just appeared and said MY NAME IS BIG D AND IM AN AMERICAN JUSTICE WARRIOR literally killed my

[@pooder6911]

I AM JOHN "QUICENERA PARTY QUECENIA FAMILY IS A ONE ,,,,,, SO IF YOU WANNA CELEBRATE WITH ME" OOOOHHHH oooooOOOOOooooooooooo

[@andrewfowles8902]

“Why does he call himself Big D that’s so fucking weird you’re like a dad dude” yea Cody… a big daddy

[@lilsaam]

I hate you

[@bigd158]

Yea

[@theflowerhead]

@@joshroehl6098 Dude, don't be this guy. At least post it on music pages and tik Tok.

[@gavinmacmillan9336]

How is no one dying at the “ad-ception” joke. That killed me💀

[@genobreakeryt7761]

Jerry's struggling? Sounds like we have a Mr. Struggle over here

[@teslamess]

underrated comment

[@nickmagwood9200]

[edit] : omg I did not expect this to get this much likes

[@S1LLYSEB]

I see your a man of culture Mr. Struggle

[@heretic3334]

This comment sent me LMAOOO

[@Random-sk6hm]

I would do an IMMEDIATE U TURN and take his $200

[@sonarmik1230]

legit thought the title was about a parody of american ninja warrior.

[@monicad.615]

Dude same.

[@cyanidegrapes]

Me too. Swear to god

[@apotatowhojustwantstobelov684]

Same😭😭😭

[@Ab-Original419]

K lol I though I was the only one 😂

[@vitoriacnfeitosa]

same

[@Lpstpaul]

Jerry: “Can you help me look for the money I dropped earlier?” Delilah: “Did you drop it here?” Jerry: “Yeah.” Me; WHY DIDNT YOU PICK IT UP RIGHT THEN JERRY?!

[@MaddieMisanthrope]

Right?! 😂

[@brookie967]

BECAUSE HE WAS JOGGING!!! you cant expect a man to stop mid jog even if he was bout to be homeless 🙄🙄

[@OfficialSektis]

@@brookie967 gotta get those miles, what can you say /s

[@aubreytownson425]

I like how jogger jerry is in no jogging gear whatsoever, dudes wearing pants, a polo shirt, and normal shoes 😂😂

[@madisongraham8457]

"I'm sorry... what's... good?" fucking shattered me i've never laughed harder in my existence

[@mundaneamazing]

That hit.. I fully plan to use that one.

[@bifel4116]

@Madison Graham time stamp pls

[@belleharayo]

@@bifel4116 0:57

[@mochiyoongs5565]

The "THUMP" sound effect 😭

[@ethanisfancy]

“Fun fact: Elon Musk is also African American” absolutely broke me

[@multijxde1855]

Right😭 like no he isn’t // my god y’all literally don’t know the definition of African American.

[@byzantinebasilieia9783]

Thats like 3rd grade white kid south african humour, it's just not a thing

[@catbaby7122]

@@NO0Kn0OK embarrassing..

[@multijxde1855]

@@NO0Kn0OK bruh- also why does that remind me of Tom Hanks’ son...

[@npeasee5105]

@@NO0Kn0OK you can say the N word. Its not illegal!

[@ethanfuller9208]

I would've taken the money. Jerry really seems like a Mr. Struggle.

[@mrjohnnyk]

The cargo pants gives it away, only a mr struggle would wear cargo pants in 2021.

[@natebeal18]

@@mrjohnnyk much less go jogging in them.

[@parkerdinhwilliams15]

@@natebeal18 Much less go jogging with $100 in his pocket while being almost homeless.

[@KhanaHatake]

I love that the character immediatly threw away a 2 year relationship for $200

[@Andrea-zo4qy]

Why is Jerry just jogging around with two loose $100 bills in his pocket? He’s probably on his way to make some shady purchase or stole it himself tbh.

[@avatarkorra8114]

He’s gonna be homeless tho

[@NecrozmaJade]

jogging away from the scene of the crime

[@mandisharp]

IN CARGO PANTS NO LESS

[@BonyHawksToeSkater]

He’s about to be homeless, you inconsiderate monster.

[@seriatim2205]

thats probably why his face is censored.

[@AnnaWoods]

The whole self-complimentary script bit makes me think of Adam Sandler writing himself into movies as Man With Hot Wife

[@samaraisnt]

That's all men writing movies? lol

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

Neil Breen also springs to mind...

[@Carbonbblack]

The $100 bit is so cringe he’s literally “shaking” I cannot 😭

[@mcmartymcfly]

i like how she never once questioned why her boyfriend was taking such a long time in the bathroom

[@narutouchiha5464]

I don’t think I’d chase after Jerry to give the money back, he was going pretty fast

[@holzbruch]

How our conversations about Codys videos actually go: "Oh my gosh, Cody has a new video!" "Oh my god, you're a subscriber too?" "Yeah, for sure!" "What's his new video about? Did he bring back That's cringe?" "No" "Awwww"

[@Jaggededge112]

I miss “that’s cringe” I wish he and Noel would do more together.

[@ktyy777]

@Athan Jareth I think they’re doing a live That’s Cringe on TMG? It’s a live virtual event if I’m not mistaken (it’s not quite the same but at least they’re still doing it)

[@no_peace]

"Is he going to do crafts?" "No." "Awww"

[@BlueberryCheesecake8]

You said it wrong though. In the video they say "your a subscriber too?"

[@directtoanne]

this is basically just a "what if a boomer tried to become an influencer" sketch come to life

[@TheOfficialIronGamin]

I love how intentionally fake the American Justice Warriors show is. Its like one of those videos that're so bad its funny

[@mothman4672]

Feels like a school project where you have to force and dramatize a weird moral conclusion

[@jairoherrera4040]

Having multiple strangers come up to you isnt a concidence.

[@buckeyeguy7906]

“I’m Big D and I’m an American Justice Warrior” i absolutely lost it

[@hmm2928]

Same here 😂😂

[@goofsterngafster8411]

American justice warrior sounds like the name of a militia

[@megethy9645]

Just made me cringe.

[@benjaminmerkel]

Jeff Winger: “Shut up Leonard, you look like you steal jewelry at a family dinner”

[@sagnik3556]

relevance?

[@moradi5213]

@@sagnik3556 stfu

[@sagnik3556]

@@moradi5213 i'm just asking why he posted this comment.

[@Stupidstreamer]

@@sagnik3556 it's a reference to the tv show- communiy

[@sagnik3556]

@@Stupidstreamer i know that. i fucking love that show, but how's this relevant to this video? that's all i'm asking.

[@ashleeerin1886]

“I’m sorry … what’s … good?” I can’t stop laughing when Cody says this

[@anav4770]

idk why “WHO is Jerry” fucking sent me 💀

[@themusicaljunkie37]

The other guy with sunglasses simply named WeaponX is also so funny....

[@heather_doestruecrime]

It’s so weird that they think picking up a strangers money off the ground is the same as directly stealing your family’s jewelry lmao

[@bums009]

I mean I think you can tell a great deal about somebody's personality and morals, by seeing how they treat strangers.

[@KSakamoto]

@@bums009 exactly. It’s a huge red flag to think hurting people you don’t know is all that different.

[@diarmuiddaly6100]

Him confronting her afterwards asking if she’s seen the money makes it just as bad tbh

[@coke2402]

@@KSakamoto it’s different ,not like she picked his pocket

[@abanzahiri]

@@coke2402 stealing is stealing lmao

[@katie8881]

"Be the honest princess that Marcus hopes she is." Yuck.

[@ratedpending]

Royalty, notable for being ever so virtuous, ☺️👍🏽

[@faith-s4i]

honestly, same reaction.

[@parkchimmin7913]

🤢 bruh wtf edit: Also it’s weird how her alleged boyfriend says that she’s a “good girl”.

[@BrytniLove]

Lmao please edit and say you didn’t expect so many likes 😂😂😂

[@mundaneamazing]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was repulsed by that comment 😆

[@asmyworlddivides581]

Jogger Jerry's running clothes were super convincing.

[@mundaneamazing]

Loose-fitting cargo pants aren't the pinnacle of work-out wear?? 😆

[@asmyworlddivides581]

@@mundaneamazing for sure they are, coupled with boots to run on pavement

[@thebrtnr]

They went to great lengths to cover Jerry's identity just so at 11:29 this man could stand up and wave goodbye and that's what makes it special

[@gavineck6039]

The fact he had girls call him hot is so fucking weird to me, like he really is just having them say exactly what he wants people to say behind his back lol, definitely not how that shits going…

[@SM-yz4hi]

I saw someone review a dhar mann vid and he did the same thing. bothers me that he’s a dhar mann defender now lol

[@mrjohnnyk]

@@SM-yz4hi Well lets be honest, dhar mann is, like, soooo hot.

[@SM-yz4hi]

@@mrjohnnykikr he toootally is 🥴

[@Ilynnai.io22]

it gives me perve vibes

[@roundabout468]

I think everyone is overreacting to what is probably parody. It was funny as fuck lol

[@user-iu3io8ni6y]

the funniest thing is I actually did have one of those “cody ko just uploaded a new episode” “omg you’re a subscriber too? what’s this video about” conversations w a guy I was hooking up with…

[@Chloe-lu4xk]

Marry him

[@shawparsons5874]

why did you hook up with him? could've fr just kept the conversation going

[@JoeBull076]

it’s so funny how the “hidden cameras” have shaky cam the whole time

[@1079nona]

Jogger: did you see some money? it literally fell, RIGHT HERE

[@whoknowsatthispoint7508]

I saw the "American Justice Warriors" title and was like "whys he talking about an athletic competition show" not realizing that was actually American Ninja Warriors

[@lambsauce3146]

Hey

[@beaco4960]

I just came from the US and i love that show

[@MjFanOfHeaven]

the “ad-ception” that Cody did was actually pretty cool 😂

[@luxuscarnage4828]

Now that I know Jerry's girlfriend will literally kill him, a bit of stealing isn't so bad.

[@yotearashi5728]

Bruh...find some standards.

[@ATFprdepartment]

11:09 I respect Cody’s restraint at not going through the rest of the verse Even I was like “WHAT’S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY IM A THOUSAND MILES AWAY”

[@trumanandreason7088]

“Hey there Delilah, ever heard of being a smooth criminal?”

[@Ezellous]

:|

[@timfarrell3014]

Whyd they bother blurring Jerry's face if they're gonna link his instagram in the beginning of the video😂😂

[@nairvijith1]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@Steve_Just_Steve]

And called him an actor. LOL

[@tedros6917]

If they were going to blur anyone shouldn't it have been delilah?

[@zed9496]

why did they block Jerry's face and then put his personal IG 🤣

[@hotlittlecouch]

His instagram is nothing but posts from 2011 with awful default filters, it's glorious. Half of it is just photos of what he got at McDonalds. What a guy

[@gohanbeatz9798]

Dhar man enters chat. Dhar man: "We're not telling stories. We're changing lives. Making up a story and stealing money when nobody thinks they see what you're doing, can also effect trust. Remember honesty comes first." 😂😂😂

[@Andrea-zo4qy]

I feel like the first part with the two women talking about him was shot for his own private pleasure but then he accidentally posted it and just rolled with it.

[@ko379]

Imagine if this was real and he dropped the 200 and she just... didn’t notice. Just kept playing on her phone.

[@jsmarch9022]

Hardly likely to happen since it was all scripted

[@monoculares]

@@jsmarch9022 yeah that’s why the coment says to imagine if it was real ...

[@jsmarch9022]

@@monoculares Oh yeah lol my bad

[@verychronicallyonline]

I can't believe his videos are actually trying to be serious I swear they would make great satire Edit: Get well soon cody!

[@DavidLopez-xj6jh]

No. Way.

[@lovispovis936]

The fact that that’s actually the way my friend and I spoke to each other when we realized we both watched you

[@haileyt857]

Delilah: **is South African** Also Delilah: **talks in an American accent**

[@Cleoleo471]

Right? She sounds SUPER, stereotypically, American. They even tried to use Elon Musk as an example of another South African-American, but even he (and his brother Kimbal) have distinctly South African accents despite spending years in both Canada and the US. They really couldn’t find anyone else to play her?? Lol

[@ajgerbi]

I just don’t understand why Delilah being South African was relevant to the script!?

[@Cleoleo471]

@@ajgerbi I saw a comment somewhere on here that many of the plot points in the original video are very similar to 4chan dogwhistles and microaggressions. A few examples I remember are her being African, her stealing, constantly referring to Jerry as “jogger”, etc. not to mention their channel name is already suspicious.

[@allieshmallie6542]

she doesnt really have an american accent if you listen closely. its becoming that, but she still sounds like shes from somewhere else.

@@Cleoleo471 i've lived most of my life in the UK and only lived in SA up until 3 and even i have an accent lol

[@grandgage2449]

"she's a professional liar." *makes up story about needing the money*

[@samwelch110]

I can’t believe there is people that think this is real

[@pooder6911]

THATS WHAT I CALL"GENERATION PENI"

[@josephbrice4907]

I can see Cody and Kelsey’s wedding video being the KZbin equivalent to an English royal wedding. Cody crying during his vows to Kelsey, Noel’s roast of a best mans speech, to seeing the bill of the whole thing. Frictionless bars of gold.

[@ColtNomad]

I actually had the same conversation with my daughter when I found out that she was a subscriber as well

[@vomitingforever5392]

Poopy mcpoop head

[@gypsylee333]

Did you ask her about the Big D?

[@pooder6911]

WELL THAT WAS AKWARD WHY ARE YOU HERE MOM AND OTHER MOM 👩🏾‍💻

[@Zaolan123]

ignoring the bad acting, those "hidden" cameras wouldn't be able to stream to a phone

[@pratyushthakur8815]

Woah really? Its almost like its scripted wow! Also this is clearly bait you guys are eating up, an 8 year old would recognise the satire in this

[@buhdeuce2131]

@@pratyushthakur8815 i hope you are joking

[@samel88]

@@buhdeuce2131 gosh dude, omagawh, i hope _you!_ are joking! tshuh! (looks away in disgust*) (cringe)

[@koekiesbakker]

Jerry: I'm gonna be homeless. Cody: OK, Mr. Struggle.

[@jayceerandall4214]

best comment i've ever seen!!! lmao

[@pooder6911]

BE LITTLE DO YOU KNOW HE IS mr struggle *OLD WOMAN SAYING SHPEED BUMPPPP

[@tintomara6209]

If Delilah had passed the test, would Marcus have come clean about the deception and his lack of trust. She would deserve to know.

[@maxhughesgray2591]

If you have to test your significant other you shouldn't be together period.

[@eloise8525]

so true bestie

[@erdling3132]

Sure, but it's all fake anyways

[@lauratroy13]

Why does he have the intention to propose if he thought she stole his family's jewelry? 😂

[@tyrauje_]

“Why do you call yourself Big D? You’re like a dad dude” Didn’t u hear the girl? The d stands for daddy 🙄

[@Ephishent]

no he didn’t hear the girl , his hearing aids were off

[@pooder6911]

I THOUGHT THAT THAT D STRANDED FOR SOMETHING ELSE LIKE.... DDDHHHHAAAARRRRR MMMAANNN

[@ratedpending]

@@pooder6911 THANK YOU THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT LOL

[@pooder6911]

@@ratedpending OK GOOD IM NOT THE ONE WITHA DHAR MAN KINK😪😫🤠

[@jaredivan248]

What if she wasn't a thief? Is he seriously going to propose immediately after? You know the easiest way to make a girl say "Yes" to your proposal is to fucking test if she's a thief or not moments before the proposal.

[@josheaster1547]

if she passed the first test it wouldnt they would never need to talk about it and she would nver know

[@nooneimportant7648]

@@josheaster1547 bruh they posted it online, of course she would have found out

[@reidslingerland6436]

Anyone else notice they just didn't censor Jerry's face while he was tying his shoes?

[@katiedoesknow6067]

Yes! Lol and why was Jerry jogging in jeans?

[@josh570]

@@katiedoesknow6067 cargo pants

[@jonahdavis9206]

Yeah ahah guess he was kind of too far to even see his face

[@twistedwinx]

I don’t know why I treat youtube vids like some kind of private thing, I’ve literally never had a conversation with my friends about who we watch. For all I know they are subbed to the same channels as me

[@pranavkarmarkar]

same mahn guess we'll never know

[@kdlf333]

Literally the best thing ever was finding out my roommate watches a lot of the same creator that I do. Now we watch together 🤩

[@joselyn8604]

ME TOO LMAO

[@approximateknowledge5577]

Imagine they're huge Trisha Paytas and Gabbie Hannah fans LMFAOOOOOO

[@pictonomii3295]

For are you know, they could be huge AJW stans.

[@zipity2782]

The fever dream occurred when Big D announced himself in front of the blurred out Jerry and fucking Marcus Kyle.

[@johnny8030]

love this dude shaking over her stealing meanwhile he looks like he's on day 4 of a binge lmao

[@howdyhorses61]

“Thanks for that Snapple fact” and “Yo, can I quiz you on ocean facts?” has the same energy and it’s hilarious

[@Saammmoooonnnnn]

Cody thinks he's joking but that first part is literally how my friends and I talk about his videos LMAO

[@mredmo6783]

Same lol I was like damn I’m kind of a robot when I talk, huh

[@Vincisomething]

Pretty much

[@doanale3344]

Especially the turd part. He got that down pat.

[@aleksanderlucy8764]

When we realize we're NPCs

[@Random-sk6hm]

This video was SOOOOO SAVAGE and Cody is SOOOOOO HOT

[@michelarose9486]

THE FACT THAT HE SINGLED OUT “relationship beaker” HAHAHA

[@FordHenley86]

She has a pretty unique South African accent

[@ranchrae3086]

the irony is that I’ve met four people irl who also like Cody Ko and the interactions were exactly as he depicted them to be

[@BethLindsey1970]

Legit had this conversation yesterday with our new dog sitter, and it was frictionless. 😂😂

[@huwlloyd4065]

I love it how they try to make this believable and Delilah doesn't even have a slightly south African accent.