The Lamest Thieves Ever

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[@CodyKo]

one for the billionaires now out on spotify song.link/i/1612379189

[@alexadell4500]

banger

[@braydenpetersen]

thank you mr. ko

[@acornbird]

thanks very cool

[@re_i_gn]

I never even noticed your jacket, Cody. Idk what the lames in the comment section are complaining about. 😒

[@shelleyakerman9461]

I honestly love this song..and the dance moves!:)

[@liammagalhaes6579]

Imagine pulling off the biggest heist ever, and then getting clowned for being a dork

[@Fantastic_Stranger]

I mean the nerds and dorks are secretly the true villains lol

[@sharkwang1542]

It’s just like Andrew Tate says, money doesn’t make you cool, it amplifies. A dork w/ money is just a super dork

[@enoyna9495]

@@sharkwang1542 well andrew tate is also a dork with money so i guess game recognizes game

[@zubetp]

they didn't really pull it off though if they got caught lol

[@GrimNephilim]

True villains my a**, they stole from the rich. They didnt f***in murder lmao ​@Fantastic_Stranger

[@sidsrivastava2371]

“when i think of hackers i think of a dude with 40 monitors” - Cody Ko, Duke University Computer Science graduate

[@richyyyy]

doot universary

[@2gj906]

Sure, because all CS grads are hackers

[@yannirakko]

@@2gj906 No but the best ones are

[@crustycryptid5553]

Dookie university

[@sidsrivastava2371]

@isabel hey lol

[@AdamQuigley]

Best part is knowing her admission she's a hacker in her song lyrics guarantees that music video will be shown in court to a jury.

[@botanicalitus4194]

LMAO

[@BF2Joe]

12:33

[@TiyasBMenon-td4ti]

I hope you're right, but works of art are often disallowed as evidence

[@laptv2144]

@@TiyasBMenon-td4ti I hope the prosecutor argues that this video is too bad to be intentional art

[@alleniverson397]

@@TiyasBMenon-td4ti Tay K got life in prison basically because of his song the race

[@antyxwg]

The rapper lady honestly scares me. Like she seems to trigger some kind of primal fear response from within my soul.

[@Lucaz99]

It’s like if she’s that confident maybe she can actually back it up? Like a honey badger kinda situation.

[@SoulfulSparks555]

This is actually the evolutionary definition of "cringe"

[@5990babygraceblue]

I wish I knew how she manages to be THAT divorced from reality while also knowing how to steal billions.

[@loveableheathen7441]

I wonder why she even stayed in the US... Like was she not expecting her crimes to ever catch up to her? Bruh

[@AlexNV75]

@@loveableheathen7441 obviously not lmao, I mean she shouted out hackers, flaunted money, and had a tik tok doing so 😂

[@aidanbelford7439]

It’s because these people are merely the scapegoat. I highly doubt that these two were the only ones involved, and they were only let in just to be able to take the blame.

[@christinazyck2910]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[@xCristianAndres]

@@aidanbelford7439 something is off about this whole thing.

[@saram3449]

I’m just genuinely amazed at her ability to act like a 10 year old in the mid 2000s and not feel any embarrassment

[@zeejacks8220]

wow you hit the nail on the head

[@antichrist8543]

This is scarily accurate and I hate it

[@DKF_oli]

When you take too much anti anxiety meds and become TOO uninhibited.

[@PicklyChannel]

homie the mid 2000s is 2500ish

[@kingayy9267]

@Oli M Scary state, that can be.

[@BLU_marie]

I love how Cody can't even write a bad song. Even as a mockery 😂🤣

[@commando_barrage501]

Love how he doesn't make fun of them for robbing bit coin but makes fun of them for the way they look because they don't match his robber fantasies

[@katelewicki8733]

Thank you Cody for speaking up about us ostracized billionaires in society. Not enough people have spoken out on this issue

[@fressh]

Thank you Cody for speaking up about us ostracized billionaires in society. Not enough people have spoken out on this issue

[@jackieburkhart3268]

Thank you Cody for speaking up about us ostracized billionaires in society. Not enough people have spoken out on this issue

[@BizarreBassanova]

What the fuck-

[@newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYjXnqV6bLd4fac

[@tfoprincess]

Being an ostrich sized billianaire must be tough. (I know what ostracized means.)

[@zacharyhassan6352]

Her flow sounds like she's reading AI-generated lyrics as fast as she can

[@newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYjXnqV6bLd4fac

[@stephanielopez8347]

Im assuming that’s actually what she’s doing

[@sarahviola3942]

“But she’s not reading very fast” “exactly.”

[@cameron7202]

Her music sounds like a high school project that should be about Pythagorean Theorem or plant cells

[@jerrykreutzer4326]

Honestly, knowing the crypto community, I am not at all surprised that these two managed to pull off that heist.

[@kristennoyes2188]

The wife was 100% a wolf girl in elementary school

[@80sbrunnette]

LOL honestly 💀💀💀

[@emmanueljazielraj4310]

@Gaming with Matthew tf

[@idk3241]

@Gaming with Matthew what tf bro I’m sorry bout that don’t know how they let kids do that stupid shit

[@lucyward5781]

I had a girl like this in school, always wore clothes with cats on it (this is in grade 7 so not as young as you’d think) and she would run around the field on all fours and and meow and pretend to chase mice and play with them. She was so strange

[@x_parzy4178]

She probably wore cat ears

[@elizabethbanks2074]

“Occasional magician”. Yeah, he can make four billion dollars disappear.

[@sandersegers8768]

I hope he can make his wife's rap carrier disappear

[@evansartain1608]

This comment wins

[@mikehawk.]

@@evansartain1608 it also wins having the the most bot replies

[@newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYjXnqV6bLd4fac

[@MarillSweatshirt]

@@sandersegers8768 little did we know it takes quite a bit of magic to create one......

[@squiddesauce9589]

It's so weird in the internet age, that every infamous criminal or hacker from now on will probably have some kind of online presence, where we can see into their personal life. Imagine seeing the Zodiac Killer's morning routine or their favourite order at a local burger place. (or in this case, a dogshit rapping career)

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Al Capone

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

You can only find villains like this in the cheapest 2000s Disney Channel movies. I am in awe.

[@TheGong00zler]

She raps like a high schooler who will get extra credit for turning the week’s lesson into a rap lmao

[@ashleyfloyd3084]

SO TRUE OMG

[@msw3314]

I can vouch. I had to do that once.

[@alow4012]

I sucked at Biology. I did this 3 times.

[@thexskating]

LMAOOOOO

[@jdrummerdd]

been lookin for a way to describe this type of personality and you just unlocked it for me thank you 😂

[@su37fhiok97]

actually insane how shes criticizing consumerism while having the means to escape the consumerism and staying within it

[@taylorshaw7156]

LMFAOOOOOOO I DID NOT EVEN THINK OF THIS UR SO RIGHT

[@JanieBee]

Right like how tf?? If I hypothetically stole billions from a billionaire I'd have already moved over seas and be looking into private islands and just give most of the billions to poor people

[@jahjarbinks1091]

How to escape consumerism: become a billionaire?

[@doncioxasz123]

Idk, their lifestyle doesn’t really look as the one of the typical consumer, because they would just spend it on random stuff, like penthouses, islands, designer clothes. Don’t get me wrong i do not support stealing though, but stealing doesn’t equal consumerism.

[@gators9570]

Cause these people don’t have actual personalities. They’re at their deepest point insecure and empty

[@autumnal2894]

the way she is absolutely chill as the beat runs away from her

[@trianglemoebius]

I mean on one hand, I get why they weren't living like billionaires: imagine how suspicious that would be. A middle class couple just SUDDENLY has billions. It would be like one of those home improvement shows: "Yeah I make raps on KZbin and my husband makes fun of my tiktoks... our budget is two billion dollars!" On the other hand, these guys truly are, as Cody put it, dorks. Need I say more?

[@marliemehrtens6117]

Just imagine searching six years for people who pulled off one of the most impressive thefts and this is what you get. Six years of hunting for this. I’d likely die of shame.

[@jaakko9853]

How does that even correlate

[@AndreasMusicWorld]

i would just let it slide at that point

[@queertherapy4919]

@@jaakko9853 I think because she made a video shouting out hackers and they couldn’t figure out she was a hacker

[@LiilYogurt]

@@jaakko9853 they spent 6 years looking for someone this stupid and cringy. You expect to find some super smart hacker after 6 years of searching, but instead you find these people, you'd probably be sitting there thinking you're stupid for taking this long to find them

[@bobcreature2127]

@@jaakko9853 its not that deep its not that deep its not that deep

[@juancollazo492]

Let us please appreciate Cody's ability to write joke songs that double as absolute bangers.

[@mediumshrimp9696]

What are some other videos where he does them?

[@adamhaney1048]

@@mediumshrimp9696 just check out his early music

[@PapaPercules]

Did u watch the video

[@justayari]

@@mediumshrimp9696 he has songs out under Tiny Meat Gang they’re hilarious but slap. Sofia is my fav

[@juancollazo492]

@@mediumshrimp9696 check out the end of his Candy Ken video from last year. Or if you just want the song, look up "Ice Out My Newborn"

[@MaoZeschlong]

So happy Cody is comfortable enough with us to make a video in his pajamas

[@alexpelzl8042]

😂😂

[@bharatkesar7076]

Actually she couldn't liquidate all those BTC holdings because it would've caught the government's eyes, so all of the 4.5 bil was paper wealth. The ironic part was that she was a cybersecurity expert.

[@333dae]

yep they were probably taking some out to cover extras after they use their day job paycheck

[@VioletValk]

here being a cybersecurity expert makes the most sense in my opinion, it’s usually the people who are experts at something who know the ins and outs of how to exploit it

[@simplysafiyah]

It would have made more sense for them to donate the money/help actual people who needed it if they were worried about consumerism, superficiality, and outcasts

[@potato1084]

Nah they’re hypocrites

[@ashanti11ac]

Now THAT would’ve been bad ass

[@simplysafiyah]

@@ashanti11ac Right!!

[@simplysafiyah]

@@potato1084 Clearly

[@Frank-jg4tq]

Who's to say they didn't?

[@Sammlee94]

The most accurate statement is "money can't buy you class" and this is a perfect example.

[@TiyasBMenon-td4ti]

You know I actually disagree with that. Cause this ain't tacky, it's just immensely lame. A more fitting statement would be "money can't make you not lame"

[@Lucaz99]

They probably weren’t using the billions of dollars they had. It would be highly suspicious if the anti fraud/cybersecurity couple suddenly started living the billionaire lifestyle after the heist.

[@ThatMeanderthal]

Or happiness. Her IG makes her look quite sad and lonely.

[@newshirrt]

Respectfully, Cody looks really good in this video. His hair’s looking luscious af

[@KOmyself]

i know

[@JudeCalhoun]

His jacket is amazing

[@yadsewnde8699]

The fact that Cody made the keyboard noise instead of clicking and clacking along the keyboard in front of him it's hilarious to me

[@gracemilligan7627]

I was looking for this comment!!! 😂😂

[@juancollazo492]

This story keeps getting wilder with every detail. How did a hacker/part-time magician who goez by "Dutch" and a "nomad" rapper/microinfluencer/cat mom who goes by "Razzlekhan" pull off a billion dollar heist? I am honestly kind of impressed.

[@karenamyx2205]

Dang Juan, you got all the biotches in your thread son.

[@karenamyx2205]

@Ardo Kazul Bruh, we all go to the hub. For free. Endless content. No one clicks this. It doesn't work.

[@imaDUCKIE11]

@@karenamyx2205 is just a bot not a real person

[@bibsp3556]

Because crypto

[@karenamyx2205]

@@imaDUCKIE11 Aw, sweetie. I realize this... obviously. It was more of my figurative confusion towards the logic of the originator, rather then a literal response to the specific bot. Unless its skynet, a real person is responsible somewhere in this nonsense. So... My point stands. Theres enough FREE pr0n on the internet, of any and every conceiveable kink, to spank your monkey til it falls off. It's literally 3 clicks away rn. So... WHO TF CLICKS THESE BOTS?!?!

[@bumbeeez5459]

the fact she has billions of dollars and won’t invest in a ghost writer, a good producer, or someone to make a good music video….

[@thechosenone8549]

She probably thinks having a ghost writer is “consumerist”

[@zacharyschwartz5037]

@@thechosenone8549 but not buying all those fur coats🙄

[@Vincisomething]

Or someone that can teach her how to actually rap.

[@re_i_gn]

It's cause "Razzlekhan" is some kind of surrealist act, as she wrote in her Linkedin. So she's not being 100% serious in this, it's a bit tongue in cheek and meant to be terrible, I guess.

[@frothyfriz9722]

Thank you razzlekhan for giving me more confidence in my rap career then any role model could have.

[@bilinasmini3480]

I love your music so much

[@qalbi_ibn_lari]

Love how she claims to be from a nomadic tribe and yet she's one of the whitest people in both appearance and personality.

[@Ingrid922]

Gypsies are white, aren't they?

[@joellezima3506]

Nahhhh I know your names not “Caleb white” 😂

[@qalbi_ibn_lari]

@@joellezima3506 Yeah. I'm not the biggest fan of it, but it is what it is.

[@qalbi_ibn_lari]

@@Ingrid922 Not that type of white. She's Neon white.

[@GRA5S]

Sámi people are white nomadic tribe. Though they semi-nomadic these days. But she's probably referring to Mongolian nomads with her Genghis Khan comparison. lol

[@allysondunkerly9843]

The "...but seriously what is with airpod...." is her horrifying social commentary in her music. I have to say, really got me thinking about how social media and consumerist. So much so that I shit my pants in fear. I'll have nightmares for weeks because of how horrifying her social commentary was.

[@newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYjXnqV6bLd4fac

[@arianawolf204]

@ödīñ ŵïlšøń bruh 💀

[@lucyyyy16]

Commenting because I needed to give more than just a like to this amazing comment ❤️ you’re hilarious

[@TheJestBee]

A large scale thief, who's occupation is an occasional magician married to his wife, the rapper Razzlekhan. Honestly, it sounds like a sitcom in the making.

[@h.w.d8302]

The word thief can be used to describe an ancient civilization in Lithuania that controlled the earth’s core

[@sohotimhot7975]

*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@hannahcoulson3336]

I’d low key watch the shit out of that.

[@GRA5S]

Sounds like the characters I play in The Sims game, in fact they look like NPCs with randomized clothing too. lol

[@kittykat2049]

"If you have four billion dollars, you should not have a tik tok account" spitting straight facts bro

[@MollyBurkeOfficial]

I love that your parody of her song was better... than her "song" LOL

[@MrUssy101]

Cody a surfer and raper too let’s hope he does not turn into fuckboi after hitting 31.

[@TattoogirlTattoogirl]

Hi molly

[@havars7141]

@@MrUssy101 mate he’s already had his fuckboy arc 😂 I think we’re safe

[@karenamyx2205]

@@MrUssy101 Theres two Ps in Rapper... what you wrote is something way different lol

[@Cera_01]

@@karenamyx2205 do I need to link the song about that?

[@simonsoutdoors6009]

Imagine being the FBI agent that identified them. He must have looked at their social media accounts and been: Damn they definitly didnt steal all that money we gotta keep lookin😂😂😂

[@simonsoutdoors6009]

Thanks for all the likes😂🤙🤙

[@CharlieApples]

I have to wonder if that’s part of the reason it took so long to arrest them lmao. Just the disbelief that people this numbskulled could be THOSE high profile criminals

[@simonsoutdoors6009]

@@CharlieApples frrr

[@Random-sk6hm]

''Ladies and gentleman we ... didn't get them let's keep looking''

[@Pip775]

Cody has such a natural talent for music it’s crazy

[@davidkonevky7372]

Take a shot everytime Razzlekhan calls herself a "underdog" or "misfit"

[@leann4265]

This whole story is so bizarre it’s honestly perfect for Netflix to swoop in and make a dramatic documentary about it.

[@heather_doestruecrime]

That was my first thought lol

[@andr0medaz]

you heard of the tinder swindler, now get ready for: the bitcoin burglars

[@RAE.ofSunshine]

I’m sure they are already on it lol

[@333dae]

@@andr0medaz bitcoin bandits

[@shakespear7735]

Cody is looking more and more like a surfer. Couple videos later and he'll start shooting his videos at the beach.

[@MrUssy101]

Hope he doesn’t turn into fckboi!!!!

[@jpns007]

Probably reminds the old man of the times him and his old buddy Noel had back in '63

[@jackiswack]

And then on a surfboard...

[@MorningStarMidnightSun]

With the ded walrus

[@bichen-up-ur]

Riding waves while roasting cringe

[@bricklikeshaq6733]

This man not only clowned these people, but made a banger for all the outcasts that are billionaires, what a legend

[@mmmchestnut4085]

Yeah I know your parody song was better, I feel like that was kind of the point. But, your parody song, from a melodic and technical standpoint, was just simply overall good. If you continue producing music of that kind of sound and tone, I’m all for it. I liked that a lot.

[@setheus]

She looks like the posterchild for a girl who smokes EXCLUSIVELY other people's weed, and doesn't want non-violent drug offenders let out of prison

[@TheGong00zler]

AHAHA😂💀

[@bf7592]

I was gonna leave a like, but this is sitting at 420 at the time of writing.

[@LunarEleven]

Why do you think she wouldn't want nonviolent drug offenders released from prison?! She seems like the opposite type, she's obviously anti-government to the other extreme. But yes probably true about smoking other people's ganja

[@thexskating]

💀💀💀💀

[@marynoble9464]

​​@@LunarEleven she's anti government for herself and her five idiot friends

[@TheTrevorBrady]

Her rap career was born out of the overconfidence that having billions of dollars in your bank account causes

[@newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYjXnqV6bLd4fac

[@JanieBee]

That tracks

[@emclovin6962]

her airpods rap is like what i walk around singing when i actually can’t find something.. not something i record to post on tiktok lol

[@tobybartlett]

“If you’re worth billions of dollars you shouldn’t be on TikTok” Yes please don’t let Elon Musk get TikTok

[@annap4743]

I cannot believe how perfect this is. The magician, the rapper for misfits🥺, the lisp, the wonderfully awkward tiktoks and raps, it’s all just so poetically beautiful

[@ac3tate909]

Seriously the lisp puts it over the edge for me It’s really unfortunate this goofball can be so confident Shame really needs to make a comeback

[@kassandra818]

lmfao the lisp

[@nevam333]

😂😂😂 I was wondering if someone was gonna say something about the lisp hahaha

[@RelatableRoyalty]

This 100% needs to be a biopic

[@newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYjXnqV6bLd4fac

[@mk1k]

Who would have thunk the information age's equivalent of "Bonnie and Clyde" would be called "Razzle Khan and Dutch"

[@aquariussolaris2492]

Hopefully theyll end up the same way

[@minajones8341]

*Razzlekhan

[@mickeyp6639]

Even his ads are hilarious. His little grin when he thrusts the "online security" segue out of the chasms of nothingness at 4:43 is hilarious

[@SpicyHerbz]

10:28 dude photobombing with a peace sign

[@ganeshasapu2636]

cody's shirts get wilder and wilder

[@nickharrison1477]

These bots get wilder and wilder

[@junbug3301]

I want this shirt😭😭

[@itslayla_]

@@junbug3301 me too omg

[@brotherbulldozer6430]

I agree

[@nateflanders2949]

@@junbug3301 bro ik where do i get it

[@becca53444]

“I hate consumerism” 5 seconds later: “WHERE ARE MY AIRPODS???”

[@lindsayc3322]

I never comment on youtube videos man but your music is so genuinely good it's crazy how far youve come. like youve seriously found your voice man

[@jOeCHEM]

I can't stop coming back here to listen to the song.

[@iamsmrtonyt]

I just don’t understand how you can consciously make the worst music on the planet and steal enough money to fund a whole country at the same time! 💀

[@2cool0]

idk man i think jake pauls songs were worse lol

[@MP4_mafia]

@Hannah Heron nah nobody is innately an artist, it's all about self improvement and skill development- her problem is not having enough humility and amplifying her art unchecked before going through that process of learning and developing a solid style.

[@MP4_mafia]

@Hannah Heron I agree artists are embedded in their socioeconomic conditions and also think that part of that is what incentivizes technical artists to proliferate in our economy. Though I do think people can redeem themselves and adopt a more enlightened perspective within their already intrinsic drive to create. Another trope that bothers me is the tortured artist, and expressing trauma being a marketable niche- I don't think you need to have very unique origins to empathize and reckon with such a screwed up world- and also we shouldn't idolize wallowing in isolation for the sake of culture.

[@MountainJew69]

Sweet video Cody “Ko” haha. I really enjoyed the part where you made all those jokes. And also when you commentated on that cool video. Great luck to you friend!

[@nickharrison1477]

Cvm

[@TheSweetSweetRain]

Love this 🤣🤣

[@AhmedDaYoutuber]

Why does your comment sound SO sarcastic lol 😅

[@h.w.d8302]

Funny how you are doing this to be called forward by Aesir.

[@thetruth3108]

Bro, you sound like a bot

[@AdamQuigley]

16:22 The Human Baby is reasonably priced since it's a delicacy but $12 for a Grilled Cheese is outrageous.

[@gooeygaster30]

2:23 HES STEPPING ON HER DRESS

[@isabellabroome7895]

thank you for this cody, i am worth 4 billion and i've always felt kinda different, kinda like a misfit. now i know its okay to avoid the government when they're hunting me to pay my taxes.

[@newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYjXnqV6bLd4fac

[@MariaTex3]

Thank you for coming forward to share your story. You're so strong 😭

[@pascal_case]

These people could have been the real life Robinhood. They had the opportunity to give back to the people who need it, make some genuine changes, even if it's on a local scale only. They could have been regarded as heroes, but nah they're just rich and cringe

[@newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYjXnqV6bLd4fac

[@knightingirl]

Robin Hood was a thief too, when you think about it. Stealing and giving to the less privilege doesn't make anything better, doesn't make you good. Maybe work hard for your money and give to the less privilege if you care so much, instead of stealing?

[@PetraAndNastja]

@@knightingirl I think stealing from corporations and billionares is totally fine haha money for them is a mega illusion

[@knightingirl]

@@PetraAndNastja How is that fine?

[@1990PK1990]

@@knightingirl nah, stealing from the super rich and giving to the poor is fine.

[@gracie2207]

THE SPONGEBOB MUSIC 0:57 I CANT😭😭😭😭

[@trynabuysumacid]

Im so high i thought the sponsor was cody telling us that online security is an important issue

[@chlo384]

imagine being a skilled hacker and having a website that looks that shitty lmao

[@h.w.d8302]

Sobek the god of the Nile is calling you. Answer him join him become him

[@idontwantahandlethough]

A lot of hackers websites are "shitty", just not in the way that the one here is. They're shitty in more of the "still looks like web 1.0" way, if that makes sense. Edit: oh, I hadn't actually watched the video yet, but I just got to the point with her website. Perhaps surprisingly, that's actually a pretty standard "hacker website". You can't make it _too_ fancy or you risk opening up security vulnerabilities, so the rudimentary design is kind of the norm.

[@NaudVanDalen]

@@idontwantahandlethough A little bit of HTML and CSS never hurt anyone.

[@re_i_gn]

As Tighe pointed out above, it's the norm for these really low-level programmers to not bother with web design just because their code is THAT complex. And by low-level, I mean literally low-level languages that are basically machine code that look like hieroglyphics to 95% of programmers.

[@heathledger6386]

Why does Cody’s outfit look simultaneously like pajamas and something you’d wear in Vegas

[@mollygoldman7034]

for the first 3 minutes of this video i was tryna figure out if they were pajamas or just a shirt LMAO

[@sohotimhot7975]

*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

jfc these bots are getting out of hand

[@annapruitt5546]

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 DUDE I STG it’s fucking ridiculous and super annoying. I try to report as many comments and accounts as I can but it’s obviously not doing anything. I don’t understand why they’re so pervasive

[@Elriuhilu]

I love Razzlekhan. She's so aggressively awful that it wraps back around to being funny.

[@DarthNoswad]

Why does it take Cody discovering a new level of awful music to decide to make his own

[@Ingrid922]

HIs song was actually worth listening to, and without my ears bleeding.

[@lillywantsheranchovypizza107]

To put balance in the world, i suppose. For every bad song, there’s a good song about to drop.

[@LunarEleven]

It's just amazing how much better the production value was in his video and she has enough money to at least make it look good 😆 like if that's her hobby then why not go all in? I can't imagine having that kind of money and just not using it in situations where you obviously should.

[@tobybartlett]

@@LunarEleven Absolutely! Her video looked like it was shot on an iPhone by a stranger she asked to hold it.

[@yeahok8259]

I love how every time he does a joke song it turns out to be super catchy

[@sohotimhot7975]

*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@Mikaelamofu]

Right??

[@newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYjXnqV6bLd4fac

[@allanyakendall5132]

i watched this before work and had your song stuck in my head the whole time thank you

[@morganclark3153]

Cody you are so hilarious and creative❤ your parody videos are awesome 😂

[@blockmonster2812]

Honestly being a billionaire must make you feel really marginalized. I'm so glad I got this glimpse into their struggle

[@dylanmax.]

I honestly can't believe these two are even capable of stealing half of that money. genuinely a walking parody

[@meepandteep]

Half that money is still over a billion dollars 😂

[@newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYjXnqV6bLd4fac

[@kBoogi005]

Didnt know how much I needed a new cody song until now 🤧💛

[@alitadiposho]

I love that all your ironic songs are amazing

[@slayrae872]

As a teller that got robbed, i can thoroughly agree that I wish the robber looked cooler

[@lillyjean2391]

Literally same lmao he robbed 8 places total but looked like a grandpa at 32

[@dreamweaver444]

i couldve gone my entire life without knowing these people exist… but i couldnt have gone without this vid: thanks cody, keep it up!

[@n0tsrry]

3:49 was my reaction to your sweatshirt dawg

[@hanakkimmm]

as always Cody and his bars are pure perfection

[@cullenbrant2524]

Cody's straight up dressed like an Animal Crossing character and I'm here for it

[@zona872]

it's okay, you can say Tom Nook, he can't find you here

[@rVnsunshine]

@@zona872 That’ll be 100,000 bells please. The Bank of Nook does not tolerate any nay-saying against the esteemed Mr. Nook or any Bank of Nook employee. Regards, W E A R E A L W A Y S W A T C H I N G.

[@samdiazzz]

lmaoooooooo

[@fantasygurus8272]

Cody's jacket looks like it's straight from the Rainforest Cafe gift shop

[@nickharrison1477]

Limga

[@peachylady]

its kind of fire thou

[@Lacoux]

Cody is a staff member at the Rainforest Cafe

[@limeyell0w945]

with that tarzan-ass hair, he could be from the actual rainforest

[@nateflanders2949]

Bro where did he get it

[@loserlane]

“don’t use for calls related to robbery that we pulled off, this is a BURNER PHONE” - cody, i don’t think you comprehend the concept of a burner phone and its whole purpose 😭

[@berryaries]

Kinda felt bad about the 8 burner phones for side chicks but the pancake dance at 7:13 made me feel for dude

[@bailey5269]

Tbh Cody, I imagined a raccoon with a mask and a revolver on his hip... But maybe that's just me

[@nickharrison1477]

Limga

[@mackenziejoy600]

Same lmaoo

[@sohotimhot7975]

*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

Don’t you mean a big iron on his hip?

[@bailey5269]

@@TheRockLobsterMafia haha yes

[@Imtimmahler]

It makes me feel good that there is finally someone who’s made a voice and is speaking up for those poor ostracized millionaires. #FreeRazzNotHerHusbandThoCuzHeCheatedUsingMultipleBurnerFlipPhones

[@loveableheathen7441]

He cheated? With... Women? I always assumed that they were both gay and used each other as a front... Cuz I don't see how any woman could be attracted to that guy lmao

[@lvbboi9]

@@loveableheathen7441 and why do you think any guy would be attracted to him?

[@loveableheathen7441]

@@lvbboi9 bottom/sub vibes ig

[@minodhij9056]

@@loveableheathen7441 what 😭😭

[@alanbossdon1386]

@@loveableheathen7441 uhhhh found the sigma alpha chad thundercock male hahahaha.

[@urmom1166]

I love your sweater cody

[@rvh1020]

The crime isnt them stealing the billions of dollars, the real crime is her music

[@TheAdamDundas]

"Aren't we all occasional magicians?" I need this on a shirt.

[@777StarrySky]

Love that song at the end 👍

[@kamryn7837]

Homie after playing rdr2 once: “we NEED more money”

[@Theflowergirl-cr8ny]

I HAVE A PLAN ARTHUR

[@Patterrz]

congrats to Cody on the 4 bill, shoutout to the misfits

[@baileyobrien8045]

They sound like they're trying to buy a house on one of those HGTV shows. He's a a part-time magician and she's an underground (VERY underground) rapper. Their budget us 20 million.

[@gabrielaharries8149]

the guy definitely smashes potatoes for work and she has a butterfly orchard

[@HGzLegendd]

I love your music so much

[@itsOmarlol]

What a banger, so relatable and real stand up for the misfits

[@rileygestwa5042]

Cody literally flexing his math on us in the first 5 mins, we get it you made an app dude

[@minecraft8587]

A frictionless app?

[@magdalenapsenickova620]

Nah he doesn't even have a company

[@Seth_Desu]

you just know that while the FBI was investigating her, they had to watch her rap videos and see her shout out the hackers. homie was def grinning ear to ear with that bar lmao

[@noface3641]

somehow they both don't make any sense and make perfect sense at the same time. I love it.

[@Earnhartlover42]

This makes me cry

[@RedExo]

The lengths Cody goes for comedic effects is always hilarious. On top of that he makes another banger. He must be stopped.

[@breadlyss]

he can't keep getting away with this

[@Alex-oo9bv]

Cody has huge balls to roast someone’s fashion choices while wearing that jacket

[@aarontheperson6867]

he has tiny balls bro that jacket is baller af

[@yourmajesty7124]

@@aarontheperson6867 it looks like if he stole it from a middle school girl

[@leann4265]

Jacket goes tough.. 90’s vibes