I Found The Worst Invention On Shark Tank

[@Johanmiami1]

Derek looks so annoyed with their technical questions. “ Yes, yes ear surgery. It’s all in Chapter 4 of the manual I sent you guys last week.”

[@kriszteblade]

Ha ha ha so true

[@carlycovert9377]

E\?\ Gasayy got g

[@Montesama314]

He's like a mad scientist frustrated that "You tiny-brained fools do not comprehend my vision!"

[@Adventurousavacado.]

😅😂

[@georgiakyle1988]

Darin.

[@omnibussy]

this dude's casual delivery of such an extreme idea gives me sadistic killer vibes, ngl

[@drakkenmensch]

I wouldn't be surprised if he has several "test subjects" in his basement.

[@ssjkenny]

I bet he's quiet and keeps to himself

[@n1njachikin]

It reminds me of the doctor from human centipede

[@Hedgingmastermind]

@@n1njachikin 🤣

[@blastfromthepast7119]

Billionaires should give you a worse feeling.

[@michaelchesnut865]

As an electrical engineer, my first and biggest concern is battery degradation. Best case scenario, the battery just stops charging, worst case scenario, it explodes or leaks battery acid into your inner ear.

[@noctisocculta4820]

I suppose that's why other ear implants have external batteries. Sounds like this guy just made a shittier version of existing medical devices with less benefits.

[@jacksong6226]

Uh my biggest was that they charged it WITH AC VOLATAGE ON A NEEDLE THAT GOES UNDER YOUR EAR NEAR YOUR BRAIN, equivalent of sleeping with a toaster with no chassis or ground

[@zegmakker5869]

Who doesn't love waking up to a ph 0 liquid melting their skull.

[@morrigan908]

If the battery is handled correctly, it's not a problem. I have a rechargeable battery in my chest that runs a DBS in my brain. That's a qualified medical device though, not a freaking commercial-grade Bluetooth device.

[@catharperfect7036]

I thought as an electrical engineer your biggest concern would've been when he said "and an AC charging port"!!!

[@SirenAngelique]

I love the breast implant comparison. I'm pretty sure people's impression of breast implants would be VERY different if they were Bluetooth speakers with nipple charging ports

[@camdenbutler958]

Robin Williams had a bit about that. Said the nipples would be volume control 😂

[@donaldhysa4836]

That sounds awesome. I will pitch that idea to the sharks

[@F3tcher]

They could have a charging bra, you could keep a spare batter in a backpack or Fanny pack that would stay a consistent distance from your chest as you walk around

[@JPSimen]

Naw. Lithium Bats blow up. No thanks

[@d3showtime410]

@@JPSimeneverything blows up if you let it

[@CutiePie4325]

i like how he says the ac charge goes into the ear. so we’re not just putting a battery inside someone’s head; we’re also adding a power supply connected to mains voltage.

[@crowdemon_archives]

What can possibly go wrong

[@gavabundo_0072]

The likes in this comment are 110 volts, so i'm not gonna mess it up.

[@dasfowler]

Life: *Throws out minor inconvenience* Darin: "gotta have surgery".

[@dynad00d15]

...that requires you to plant a q-tips size needle in your head, plugged in a 110v AC outlet every night.

[@Tommy50377]

"Oh no, my earbud fell out. I guess the only option is bio mechanical augmentation!"

[@TheLargino]

Even Cochlear implants still have an ear piece and some have bluetooth.

[@ShortHax]

I swear the Ionic Ear guy speaks in all lower case

[@kristopherrobin4001]

Yup

[@Alex-cw3rz]

He does

[@Gordypow]

That's why he needs everyone to have the ionic ear, so we can all hear him

[@vawaken3860]

@@Gordypow lol!

[@edwardangelus5832]

He talks like the guy who ran the convenience store in Family Guy

[@MovieGasm]

He should have went with wireless charging lol. “Just lay your head on this charging pillow”

[@chukwudiilozue9171]

Yeah: high power radio waves near your head.

[@screamingphoenix8113]

Or, imagine a small, chargable wireless charger, with a short 6 inch cord, that can easily, and discreetly by hidden in the back of your shirt.

[@FutureChaosTV]

@@chukwudiilozue9171 Radio waves? Never heard of induction charging?

[@kmhkennedy]

It’s a minor on inconvenience to have to plug your head in to an outlet. Just needs another surgery to fix. Easy. Somebody get the scalpel and I’ll get surgical spirits.

[@PhaseRabbit]

Not sure how popular Induction Charging was in 2009 when this aired.

[@babylon5reimaginedseries]

I'm a Registered Nurse (RN) with 18 years' experience and I can just imagine the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) shutting this idea down so quickly and any doctor who was dumb enough to do this surgery would be brought up on charges before their state medical board so quickly they may as well put their MD license in a paper shredder!

[@vyor8837]

There are plenty of ear implants.

[@OneCrazedSniper1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA bruh@penileymajorey7174

[@Niagaranobs]

Damn.

[@kwarra-an]

​@@vyor8837and they do not work the way this product does

[@froggy5748]

@@vyor8837ear implants that do not have any of the issues this thing has, that are designed by actual professionals.

[@S-Kara]

surprised that no one talked about "what if the battery explodes" it's quite common to have faulty battery, even samsung's galaxy note 7, coming from such a gigantic tech factory

[@fungusonus]

This was 2015, people didn't know about that as much yet until the s7 which was 2017, I think

[@S-Kara]

@@fungusonus pretty sure exploding battery isn't invented by the note 7 either

[@AquaFan1998]

👍No Refunds👍😂

[@RRW359]

@@fungusonus That was the biggest argument against removable batteries before Samsung proved it wasn't just third parties who didn't know how to make ones that didn't catch fire. Unfortunately by then the damage had already been done and removables were getting rarer and rarer.

[@davidfaustino4476]

@@RRW359 the problem with the note was the battery management system.. not the battery..

[@Akrna47]

I love how nonchalant he is about this crazy idea like. "Yes, we are doing surgery. I dont get why its such a big deal" Albert Camus would have written a book about him

[@drakkenmensch]

He's quick to point breast implants are also surgical, but those do NOT require the patient to jam a large electrical charge cable into their ear every night.

[@jonathansoko5368]

It really isn't that crazy though

[@ahmadza249]

I'm curious, why Camus in particular? (Edit typo)

[@Akrna47]

@@ahmadza249 this guy reminds me of the stranger

[@ahmadza249]

@@Akrna47 ah I see! Haven't read that one yet. Tbh, I only read The Rebel! Thanks bro

[@pjf674]

Unless you also implant a power supply, it's definitely a DC charging port, not AC. Then again, that's the least of his problems.

[@guillaumekaas6505]

Better not having a battery anyway. See how they tend to heat up and wonder if you want that kind of heat inside your head every night. :D

[@rumham7631]

Who wouldn’t want a DC line connected to their ears

[@AquaFan1998]

Well matrix logic says the human body produces enough power normally 😂

[@TheBonkleFox]

Edison would be proud

[@GamesFromSpace]

Let me just jam this mains cable into my ear.

[@DrTranofEvil]

This guy is the reason that engineering and marketing are in separate departments. 😣 Someone in marketing would have been like ‘do you want a device that you can never lose? Something that you could potentially enjoy lifetime benefits from having as you free yourself from bulky external devices?’ Nope, we get the engineer ‘yes, we’re implanting it. Stop screaming and thrashing, you’re messing up my wire routing!’ I’ve worked both sides of the fence. VERY different mindsets required. 😣

[@ItsAsparageese]

Facts. I'm a bit naturally inclined in both areas and have a bad habit of dating engineers, and this is spot-on 😆 I personally like the straightforward blunt nerdy pragmatics ... I'm decent at translating into normal human language when I have to lol, but it's not easy to walk both sides of that line, definitely agree that most of the time these things need to be handled by different people within a company.

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Engineers do tend to be blunt

[@mauricio8778]

@@inquisitionagent9052 And, as a creative copywriter, I'd say creative directors always come up with these ridiculous ideas and get all wired up when you challenge them with common sense.

[@kmhkennedy]

I laughed so hard at this comment that there were tears and snorting gasps.

[@callit3580]

You’re exaggerating a bit here. No marketing person can save this.

[@nevaeh9125]

When Derek said "If I can direct your attention to the first slide." It gave me that feeling that you get when you have a substitute teacher that is so done with everybody's shit.

[@marvininabox]

This guy is gonna be a Deus Ex villain in less than twenty years

[@Riviera5252]

My main knows about the funny bobot

[@City-Hunter]

A new Bob Page from Page Industries is born

[@guillaumekaas6505]

Yea we'll find out he's been coding some backdoor into our Neuralink sets and he'll make drones out of all of us.

[@omnientertainment5852]

It puts the lotion on its skin kinda vibes

[@kriskropd]

Villains need funding though - so I wouldn't worry too much.

[@celestialturtle6665]

“The first time you heard of breast implants what did you think” “I love it” I laughed out loud so hard

[@brylythhighlights4335]

Alternate, better idea: Two-piece device that attaches to your ear lobe like a piercing. Split it apart to take it off and charge, clip it back into place to use it. Wouldn't be much different from a piece of jewelry with electronics crammed in.

[@ItsNessaTho]

That actually sounds like something I'd buy if it looked nice enough and actually worked... patent that shit haha

[@EV_Comics]

I'll be looking forward to your spot in Sharktank later this year

[@fathimasheikkather971]

This already exists, it's a bit pricey tho

[@jacobsmith-hi6ey]

this is just a less practical and obsolete version of an ocular implant to assist the hearing impaired.

[@tommym1966]

I like the incredulous look he gives when they start laughing. Like it's impossible they don't see it's brilliance.

[@Miranox2]

There are people who consider themselves misunderstood geniuses.

[@watersnortmoment3734]

I mean, if it were a little smoother of a process, it would be pretty good. Music anytime, comepletely stealth, in your head. The issue is implementation and lack of technology. Maybe if you could charge it wireless, which would let you sleep to music or white noise comfortably and not disturb the people around you.

[@Montesama314]

Supervillain origin story.

[@Krypitkz]

@@watersnortmoment3734 yeah it’s definitely an extreme way to look at it, but take a step back and look at the big picture, massive great ideas are different and revolutionary, better than the 50000 Greg’s lawn mowing business or Katie’s cupcakes

[@watersnortmoment3734]

@@Krypitkz Exactly, it's something, if implemented right would be HUGE, but he's just too early and it's too rudimentary right now to be successful.

[@blessinga5796]

I honestly feel like this was a troll episode to give the show some sort of lift off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@coolboy5428]

It is to make the real one seem normal to you.

[@sarahfromtheneverland9001]

Ikr

[@bigbearkat2010]

I think I read somewhere that initially the inventors would have to sign over a percentage of the equity of their product to the network just to be able to pitch their idea to the sharks. Unsurprisingly, most actual entrepreneurs with real products wanted nothing to do with that deal so they were left with a lot of idiots and nutjobs.

[@sprtwlf9314]

Absolutely

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

@@bigbearkat2010 The oh-so *incredibly reliable* source of "I think I read it somewhere" strikes again

[@DJMichael356]

In my opinion the worst shark tank invention was socks sold in packs of three‘s instead of packs of twos when they asked the guy if he had a patent he replied you can’t Patent three socks 🤣

[@toekneemart5597]

The thing that annoyed me the most was the charging cochlear implants(the most direct comparison I could think of) had a far more efficient charging method than this and basically do everything he wanted to do but better and actually have a market share of people born deaf instead of his of only him

[@FayeHunter]

Overall they were pretty nice to him instead of just giving him a villain backstory on the spot

[@shenanitims4006]

“What happens if you miss!?!” “Mr. Leary, you’re putting a needle into your ear. One does NOT ‘miss.’ Given recent discoveries, my asking price has been forced to increase to $3 million, to cover lawsuits.”

[@mqbq3651]

Coffee said it well... its more of a question between usefulness vs effort/cost/risk. The problem of losing your headphones is not worth injecting something into your body. In Diabetic Care we started developing microchips to insert into the body to measure your sugar levels and automatically inject the right doses. I am working with some Start-Ups as a consultant, which try to go into the body implant (yet barely existing) market. As of now, the need they try to fulfil is just not there yet. Doesn't mean that there is absolutely no chance, that it won't be in the future. It is always interesting to meet the people working on these ideas, but 99% of the time, it is just interesting technology, but without a real purpose/market.

[@n1njachikin]

Exactly, it's why cuecat flopped. It works fine, but the issue it's trying to fix doesn't really exist.

[@Fermi_Consistency]

i mean i have multiple tech implants that are quite useful, id love to have something like this but actually reasonable. something that can run off off as little power as an RFID implant.

[@SpiffySpecs]

When I first saw this episode, I said "they convinced someone from the Blue Man Group to undergo this surgery?" He will never be the same.

[@F0dd3r26]

I couldn't enjoy the 10 million dollar studio during this video as I had my head in my hands the entire time. To borrow a joke from the late great Robin WIlliams "This would be like doing chemotherapy because you're tired of shaving your head"

[@snooganslestat2030]

🤣

[@guitaro5000]

Whatever happened "I know what you want. I know what you need. Tryna play it off, tryna sell me on a dream. But that was where you lost me. Wake up and smell the coffee."?

[@Nonexistent_creature]

I knoww I miss that outro

[@vashtilantigua908]

Me too

[@VivekYadav-ds8oz]

I thought it was: "I know what you mean, This ain't what it seems, Nothing but a trick tryna sell me on a dream, But that's where you lost me, Wake up and smell the coffee." I liked this one the most.

[@Kain652]

Really, what happened to it? Licensing issues?

[@Linkwanabe2006]

It's all part of a whole song, his original theme. I think he's just trying to mix it up a little.

[@jmanj3917]

3:52 Lmao... Yeah, just the general anesthesia will raise the cost per unit by around $40k...lol

[@nrgbunni.]

Fun fact a med student was caught cheating on a test because they had a Bluetooth device surgically implanted in their ear to cheat so this has been done since the shark tank episode but not by the inventor

[@andreivaughn1468]

My question is: how did he got caught??

[@omegacxv8344]

Holy shit, the way this guy talks about shoving an electronic device INSIDE a human skull, somebody hire this guy as a bond villain, please!

[@ghcheong]

Reminds me of the bomb injected into Harley Quinn and the rest in Suicide Squad.

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

How does it differ from the way elon talks about neuralink?

[@miciso666]

can we have samuel jackson as the villain

[@one_smol_duck]

@@SiisKolkytEuroo because Elon Musk is a billionaire with a cult of personality. This guy is a random dude with a bad idea and no money or twitter platform to convince people he's actually a genius.

[@Supraboyes]

@@one_smol_duck and that makes a difference because....

[@Gamewiz-gj6zq]

If CZ says “what the fuck” you know it’s wild

[@mileidyclass]

Your profile pic is funny. I like it.

[@TheArtofKAS]

😂😭😭😂

[@ipodpancakes2874]

@@TheArtofKAS what the fuck is it I can’t zoom into it

[@TheArtofKAS]

@@ipodpancakes2874 Steve from blues clues and.... Possibly Obama. I didn't laugh at that though.

[@Gamewiz-gj6zq]

@@TheArtofKAS Reading you describing my pfp almost made me choke on my chicken sandwich lmao

[@stonedtodamax69]

the ionic ear would make it impossible to get an MRI unless its surgically removed, market it towards the anti-MRI'ers

[@dopesickdog]

there are anti-MRI'ers? there are people who think _fcking magnets_ are a worse option than _radiation exposure_ ???

[@andrewmarinelly5838]

The worst part is not thinking this solves a problem or just needs market acceptance but that he got so far with out realizing that batteries leak and explode and that overcharging increases both those risks. So while your asleep (don't toss and turn) is the optimal time to risk either a lithium explosion in your ear or a caustic acid leaking next to canals.

[@jcdenton4534]

I was also thinking about how the hell they plan on repairing any part of the device if it gets broken and what of the potential shock hazards?

[@ferretyluv]

*you’re

[@andrewmarinelly5838]

@@ferretyluv *love

[@dopesickdog]

@@andrewmarinelly5838 HA

[@supervegito8340]

I yelped at that “yes we are surgically implanting this into the ear canal”. BRO WHAT!? You look like you’re putting an ice pick into my ear drum

[@mr.handsomecoffeecup2406]

The sharks have really never seen the incredibles or iron man 3 and it really shows, my guy is one more giggle away from being a super villain

[@orionthehunter217]

They should have told him at the end "Go home, buddy" to see what would happen. Some day, when they least expect it, out comes the villain with antenna poking out of his ears.

[@kushagrakishore933]

*Neuralink laughs in the corner*

[@justinsider5744]

imagine you forget to charge it and you're woken up in the middle of the night with "low battery, please charge"

[@Bugneedfix]

Elon Musk on season 1: Mr. Johnson: “implanted in the ear” Elon: “how about the brain” Mr. Johnson: FUCKING DEAL

[@omegahaxors9-11]

Alright Taxpayers, guess whose funding this!

[@catdragons]

@@omegahaxors9-11 Elon is

[@prime_optimus]

@@catdragons And who's funding Elon?

[@catdragons]

@@prime_optimus The people who buy his products and investors?

[@prime_optimus]

@@catdragons The us government giving him "charitable donations".

[@Animeman36]

@7:53 I was expecting him to be way meaner than he was but I honestly think he's just reeling after hearing that. This is the first time after all, he hasn't gotten his edge yet

[@silvercomics3517]

He straight seems like a super villain trying to get people to implant a mind control device in their heads.

[@TommyCrosby]

I always thought that True Wireless Earphones was just a gimmick to fix a non problem of a little cable while creating more e-waste, but man, that guy went full on maniac on that.

[@lucydropsopinion5348]

Cables are not a non-problem, they restrict movement of devices. How am I supposed to get something from the kitchen without either pausing the KZbin video on my desk or taking off my headphones???

[@jamul_cos]

Also some phones require wireless earbuds now

[@Msalah-fy5gn]

First World problem my dude, first World problems....

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

I personally prefer the semi-wired earbuds (probably not the right name but the ones that connect to the device wirelessly but have a wire between the earbuds)

[@tipsyXtwo]

The monotone alone is a red flag, similar to how Techlead speaks like a robot. Remember Liz Holmes, another creepy monotonal lunatic? She also had that “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you” vibe, convinced of their own visionary brilliance. Woodchipper go brrrrr.

[@jonathansoko5368]

Alot of people are monotone. That's not indicative of anything at all

[@williambob111]

@@jonathansoko5368 said Jonathan Soko in a monotone voice...

[@tomlxyz]

Everyone I've met irl with a monotone voice was just chill

[@maximus5060]

Lex Fridman is monotonous too. He's literally the sweetest bloke in the tech world.

[@tipsyXtwo]

@@jonathansoko5368 *he says, in a flat monotone*

[@simplekid4328]

"the first time you heard of breast implants, what'd you think" "I love it" 😂😂😂

[@J_Clean_1996]

I bet this guy saw NeuraLink, and was just like, "Oh you have got to be kidding me!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fitzmyron]

Hell, I’d do just so in the first morning I could wake up, remove the charger, and tell my wife “I know Kung-fu”

[@erickxhorror]

"Show me"

[@Kerhuz]

This guy just HAS to be the creator of the cinco products from Tim and Eric. Even the graphics are on point.

[@10TrollSuper]

Flirting: Elon's neuralink Sexual harassment: Darren ionic ear

[@jayczzzya]

The sacriest part of this is how calm this dude was about all of this. Like it's normal to implant a non medical device in your head which you have charge directly every night. Definitely a budding supervillain.

[@indiragajah]

What if... This guy is an actor paid to deliver this outlandish idea in the first episode just to give the show enough traction to get off the ground.

[@jimjob28]

I think such types were sprinkled in throughout the series. Same with all those "Idol" shows.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

This is how everyone would react to Neurolink if Elon wasn't rich and didn't have a cult following.

[@AfricanLionBat]

If he had the chance to present it like this, people would find it acceptable. It's not headphones. It's the next step in neural technology geared to help immobile people.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@@AfricanLionBat but the patent holders say it doesn't work, also it is well recognised that a cochlear implant would be better placement but he thinks it's cool to put it their against the wishes of the actual patent holders

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@Henzo88 he does especially his mannerisms

[@borkingdoggouwuuwuw]

Imagine getting banned from flying because of your Bluetooth ear implant

[@XanosKnyghtshade]

How are you gonna charge this thing? "Well, originally, we developed the Fork in the Socket technology..."

[@alessiotorcini8031]

4:21, that scream........ It fucking killed me

[@Ripcookiethief]

This is one of the only episodes of Shark Tank that I've seen. It's amazing.

[@InDeathWeLove]

You could have an implant that allowed you to actually plug in to a virtual world like the matrix and most people would still be uncomfortable despite the crazy functionality. This guy wants you to do it because bluetooth earpieces fall out of ears a lot.

[@theuncalledfor]

The matrix implant would at least have an adressable market. The bluetooth earbud implant does not.

[@Tom-lf7zw]

A year or two later the lithium ion battery is permanently dead and you need surgery to get it replaced

[@alexxander966]

The guy said "and an AC charging port" Shark: "Wait, stop right there" Me: I know right, imagine plugging your ear up to your wall at night Shark: "let's go back to the surgery thing" I mean yeah, the surgery thing is silly, but the charging thing is really getting to me

[@GumikoVT]

The first episode, but also the craziest.

[@hortonhearscrying]

Dude’s swinging at the air ever since air pods came out.

[@hortonhearscrying]

Called a joke. You need to get a sense of humor.

[@hortonhearscrying]

Spend your life hating on others congratulations 🎊 you’re the judge of all comedy my bad 🤦‍♂️ I forgot

[@hortonhearscrying]

@Beaverish Buck Teeth seems like you were. If you weren’t then oops

[@fellofftheworld]

Is it just me or does that dude look like Elon musk? 3:34

[@RaynmanPlays]

Futurists: "In the near future, people will get implants to interface with technology." Literally everyone on being confronted with the idea of actually getting said implants: "Nah."

[@TheQueenRulesAll]

There is a hearing device that clips onto the snap implanted in the bone behind the ear. It also answers calls, listen to music, as well as a hearing aid. This one has batteries, so there is no plugging in every night.

[@joshbarr8509]

Sounded crazy then, now Elon Musk has come out with it, it's okay

[@meridhun5102]

Ikr lol

[@Tony32]

People would be lining up to pre-order that thing.

[@alexforce9]

bluetooth in your scull is not exacly the same as being able to talk with the inetrnet and the machines with the power of your mind. Its like two people offering you to drive a car with rocket busters instaled. But one of the cars is custum build speed racer and the other is toyota corrola.

[@noobulon4334]

I wouldnt accuse elon of sanity lol

[@multiversegaimingyt1531]

This is literally age of steel

[@n1njachikin]

Why gaiming though

[@jackdaniel3135]

Yeah I’d get a tramp stamp before I ever got a Bluetooth headset implanted into my ear. What happens when someone hacks it?

[@bigbearkat2010]

Probably turn into one of those drones from the Doctor Who footage CZ just showed us

[@Montesama314]

He sounds so bored, like he's told this invention to his clan of fellow mad scientists, but was laughed out, and is now sick of telling the pitch to the "foolish masses."

[@sharpshotefx]

"Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head, remember that?" "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."

[@CxDubxU]

2015 looks a lot like 2005 at this point

[@zacharyhenderson2902]

2:32 this was 2009, not 2015

[@pat9529]

This dude sounds and has the same mannerisms as Bob from Bob’s Burgers. He’s amazing

[@grungepen]

I've watched this a bunch of times, and it just blows me away how this was the FIRST episode of shark tanks, and this lunatic started it off with an absolute banger

[@estehbread]

This man is gonna be a Elon Neuralink type villain

[@GUIDESPERSPECTIVE]

I want to see that full episode. Did the Sharks ask about the valuation, how much the procedure and device would cost, and how much to make it? All the typical sales questions. I would of loved to hear him explain the valuation.

[@MoAli-wm4of]

It doesn't even get that far tbh ... It's pretty entertaining but they are all out at an early stage .. it doesn't get to the financials at all lmao ... Poor guy lol ... There's always next time, but it's time to dissolve the bionic ear llc and start from.square one ...

[@jamescook6564]

I remember watching this episode way back then. It's just as crazy on review.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I love it every time one of the sharks/dragons are laughing at someone and one of the others says something akin to "let them finish". You know they want nothing but to keep the laughs coming.

[@botondhetyey159]

This is why the tech guys need marketing guys. If this was pitched well, without the creepy "I'm a mad serial killer in a CSI episode" graphics, this could have worked.

[@NoodlyPanda]

This is like Discount Cochlear Implants. Like a Cochlear Implant you'd get from Dollar Tree or something.

[@tyleryanak]

Coffeezilla makes me as happy as coffee. And that says alot.

[@david-un8gs]

then air pods came out…💀

[@unbroken1010]

Voice in Skull from Israel on the way

[@gabychuels2955]

There is such a thing as bone conduction headphones. They won’t fall off your head but you don’t need any freaking surgeries

[@nothobbesmufc949]

I love Daymond's "this can't be what I think it is, right?" attitude in the initial questioning.

[@KyleAButler]

I'm fine with my earphones falling out once every so often if the alternative is being asemilated into the Borg collective.

[@YDV669]

So this is how the Nerve Gear got started? "How does it project a game into your brain?" "Oh, it's really very simple. Microwaves."

[@LuigiMordelAlaume]

It's kinda weird that like 6 months later Elon Musk got involved with Neurolink and everyone saw surgical implants as visionary 😂

[@level_d4309]

Three of the biggest problems 1.while charging if you roll in your sleep you can get strangled 2.if it over heats you die 3. Its dumb

[@RipScissor]

I guarantee all the 5G conspiracy theory people would've had a field day if this ever got made.

[@luchalegend2185]

Pretty scary huh?

[@sjsm8578]

Zilla shout out to President Boe Jiden with that "you know the thing" intro 🤣

[@joyusachoobarb]

"where's your bro-oach??" "i didn't have time to get the procedure yet!"

[@dysenkennedy]

Monotone and deadpan: of course you need to have your teeth removed first

[@frodofranz]

Darren failed as a ventriloquist, but he forgot he can now open his mouth to speak.

[@nefwaenre]

We're all laughing now, but wait till this becomes mandatory in the future by big tech and govts.

[@ljones1377]

Exactly

[@prime_optimus]

No it won't you clown.

[@theletters9623]

I'm baffled that this is from the same show that had a guy whose whole idea was "its a sponge with a smiley face and if you use warm water its squishy and if you use cold water its not"

[@deepkanakia09]

Elon after seeing this episode tweeting."Ionic to the moon"

[@f1urps]

Personally I love bionics & the general idea of augmenting the body with technology, and I think this guy was correct when he said it could be normalized with marketing and gain social acceptance over time. However, this pitch was definitely awful. Designing biotech like this would take a ton of technical, engineering, and medical expertise which this guy clearly doesn't have. Not a bad idea on the surface, but the details of his solution are implausible at best and mortally dangerous at worst.

[@brianhoward7277]

"Yeah it's just a surgery in your head it's no big deal" -Socrates

[@rahulmenon4357]

Was ok until he was talking about sticking people to the mains. Imagine a S7 situation

[@xcreeseseater38]

Wtf is s7 situation

[@masseffect555]

@@xcreeseseater38 galaxy note 7? The one that was blowing up?

[@xcreeseseater38]

@@masseffect555 ahh ok thanks i had no clue wtf was going on

[@rahulmenon4357]

@@masseffect555 Can't remember if it was the note 7 or S7 but yeah when samsung was attempting to kill people worldwide with exploding phones.

[@stanleyhercules]

Yess plz give us more reaction content from the $10 million studio, Coffee

[@GothamCityCritics]

If you close your eyes, you can pretend its Bob Belcher making the pitch.

[@IvanNOFX]

You know, having your wireless headphones fall off is really annoying. But you know what is, like, infinitely more annoying? Having to stick a needle into your ear every single night.

[@EmeraldAshesAudio]

This dude after taking over the world: "They laughed at me! They all laughed! But no one is laughing now."

[@bullsquid42]

Sure, I wouldn't get one of these, but with some adjustments, a lot of cyberpunk enthusiasts would probably love it. The most obvious improvement would be to not attach the device directly, but to just implant a slot - That way you could easily remove the device to recharge or to get an upgrade.