Congressional Fight Club | Biden and Xi Play It Cool | Dems Hand Mike Johnson a Victory

GOP infighting has turned the halls of Congress into a fight club, the U.S. and China set low expectations for the Biden-Xi meeting, and the new House Speaker took heat from his own party after passing a government spending bill with help from Democrats. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[@saturnv2419]

Evidentially when Fetterman said Americans do not always send their bright and best, he was telling the truth.

[@MariaMartinez-researcher]

People from all touristic capitals if the world agree.

[@davidanderson2357]

"Evidentially"...?

[@davidanderson2357]

@@MariaMartinez-researcher Err... what???

[@gratefulviewer6141]

No worries, I had to look it up too! Meaning of evidentially in English: in a way that provides or relates to evidence (= reasons for believing that something is or is not true): Evidentially weak cases are rejected and do not proceed to a trial. If there is no confession, the facts must be proved evidentially. Related word. evidential. Thanks for this!

[@hardcastle4419]

Fetterman is not bright or best.

[@abdikadiradan1766]

"Sit down! You're a United States Senator" Said by an Independent Senator Berny Sanders, a good and courageous man.

[@triciac1019]

He has always been amazing!

[@JohnSmith-uk1vb]

I wish that I'd realize just how amazing he is years ago. I wish everyone had.

[@detectivemarkseven]

Too bad the DNC sabotaged his previous presidential campaign

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

For those people who tell us who complain about the two party system...Bernie Sanders is proof that voting third party is not throwing your vote away!

[@tinat.4508]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Biden and his administration in first 2y: 1) The American rescue plan.. 2) The Infrastructure plan.. 3) Gun safety bill.. 4) The Chips act (boom in manufacturing).. 5) The Pact act (healthcare veterans).. 6) The Inflation reduction act (allocating record funding to fight climate change, allowing governments to negotiate with drug companies to lower drug prices, capping prices for seniors - cut insulin to $35)).. 7) more than 13 million new jobs - lowest unemployment in 50y..

[@MrTbowow]

The only show that can make me laugh at the mess our country is in. GREAT WORK Steven and writers!

[@DreamsPirate]

Oh man in that case if you haven't watched it yet, try Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. You will never laugh so hard whilst slipping into an existential crisis over the state of things here in the America. It's hilariously depressing lol

[@abdikadiradan1766]

Me too. But don't you sometimes worry when you see and hear the current state of our politics? I laughed along too mostly but as a veteran who served my country proudly there are times I shake my head in disgust in how many of our elected officials are behaving and acting lately without honor and civility, like that lunatic from Oklahoma who said his constituents send him to Washington to do just that 😢

[@Tipper1941]

I love Bernie, as a person, he’s a rock and the voice of reason.❤

[@CH4NNELZERO]

Whoever came up with Thunda in the Rotunda, take a bow.

[@intomnia3313]

Thankful that the writers strike ended. Top notch comedy writing.

[@tuckgraph]

"You stand your butt up." And the senator stands his butt up. Better than the Westminster Dog Show.

[@dayegilharno4988]

:) Too sad he got saved by the Bern...

[@TheMonroemomma]

Toxic masculinity, bad judgment, and 'roid rage on full display. What an embarrassment.

[@dayegilharno4988]

@@TheMonroemomma ...and that belt! Right up there with Ted Cruz' gogo boots :)

[@runningdpm]

Hearing Rep Bob Good describe the everyday operation of Congress like a football game that one side wins and the other side loses, makes it clear why it's a broken system.

[@humbleevidenceaccepter7712]

I once had a boss that often used sports metaphors. Probably the most spineless dishonest boss I ever had.

[@jabehauber]

"He said, Xi said" is a gold tier Dad joke. Classic.

[@bigl6322]

OMG!! The Bernie hand…. I’m dyin here 😅 “Socialist finger point” holy crap 😂 The writers are on fire tonight, the strike musta stoked them up, that’s some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute and Steven’s delivery was on point!

[@Slo-ryde]

The delivery is what made that skit masterful…. SC delivers it better than anyone else in late nite!… easily!

[@thisbushnell2012]

"If I hit him, he'd be on the ground and.... then people would like me...." is exactly what I also heard from McCarthy. 🤣🤣

[@abthedragon4921]

"No, Kevin McCarthy has guts, what he doesn't have is balls" That was one of my favorite jokes this segment lol

[@Jess-kz2wn]

Any one who takes a phone from Trump and listens has no guts or balls. They are just idiot rule breaker toadies.

[@krusader85]

Colbert's bernie impression is a work of art

[@donnaarsenoff8399]

Colbert doing Sanders’ hand from the side of the screen had me laughing hysterically.

[@juresichj]

Me, too! I was howling!

[@Slo-ryde]

That is why SC has the best delivery in the business!

[@nonya.bizness]

when i first saw the newsclip, with just bernie's hand waving around in the frame, i had the volume off but still knew who it was.

[@joannajamerson35]

Yess😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-zb9lv3gh8s]

Sanders doing Sander's hand from the side of the screen had me laughing hysterically!

[@beckywebb1916]

Love your Bernie Sanders impression!

[@SayHelloToOblivion]

How is this guy a Senator?! I would get fired immediately and escorted off the premises by security if I acted this way. How do these people get away with this and worse things like breaking the law left and right? 😠

[@victoriabaker4400]

Excellent point!

[@lynkissa]

Who guards the guardians?

[@kellysantiago6871]

"Bernie's hand" had me rolling on the floor! 😂

[@mauricepowers8079]

"When Mike Johnson reaches across the isle...his kid gets a TEXT" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lorimontcalm9086]

The Bernie Sanders hand skit was comedy gold.

[@Slo-ryde]

Agreed….. but the delivery by SC is what made it a masterpiece!

[@carriej.4120]

Lol was the French fox improvised? 😂😂😂

[@Tommyoda]

That’s what Xi said 😂

[@boboclair]

I really want that to be a reoccurring character.

[@Mostlymattie]

I chocked laughing 😂😂😂 watched it 5 times, so good 😂

[@MrJpierre1000]

As a Vermonter I get a chuckle every time Stephen does his impression of Bernie Sanders.

[@alisaoliver1969]

That hand cameo was pure gold!! 😅😅😅😅

[@wendelynanderson9517]

Elected officials behaving worse than children. They’re an embarrassment. Thank you Bernie for being the adult in the room.

[@debb6393]

Isn’t it great to see grown up sensible pragmatists. We’ve had enough of the childishness From our PAID representatives here in UK too. Someone called it angertainment recently but it’s not entertaining and people are being turned off.

[@singingsunflower9000]

Emotional men are dangerous

[@trowawayacc]

Bernie acting like an old person saved the situation.

[@suzannefarrington4143]

@@trowawayacc Bernie was acting like a normal person.

[@drdpatches]

& isn’t this the same elected official from Oklahoma who said their’ state not legalizing Cannabis would be, “thankful for their’ states mental health,” or some b.s. like that?

[@lesleedetchon]

Bernie to the rescue 🤣🤣🤣

[@JZsBFF]

When you need Bernie as a tear up a dog fight then you now that it's all about theater and electoral profiling.

[@lesleedetchon]

@@JZsBFF isn't all political theater from the right ?

[@JZsBFF]

@@lesleedetchon Probably. They don''t have any else of added value for the nation to offer.

[@CbatesMusic7]

This was one of the best Late Show monologues I've ever seen, thanks for getting us through these crazy times

[@marykaylor7337]

When the US is hard to recognize anymore it is refreshing to see Steven Colbert has indeed stayed the same. Honestly that piece of stability is appreciated!

[@bozthescrewup410]

Picking a fight with a teamster is bonkers 😂 that’s how you end up missing.

[@JohnSmith-uk1vb]

Maybe we can hire some Teamsters to get rid of the bad orange we have rotting our Country. 🚫🍊🤡

[@diamondsmasher]

ALLEGEDLY

[@fitforfreelance]

The Sanders hand puppet! 🤣 This is better than some comedy specials

[@helios7212]

🫲🖖🤌👌🤙🫰🤟🤘👏🤣🫶👍✌️

[@juresichj]

That had me howling.

[@grayhatjen5924]

Now we know why he had such awesome mittens. Gotta protect them hands.

[@Slo-ryde]

Proves that SC has the best delivery of all late nite shows!

[@alejandrocastillo9209]

It’s good to know our politicians have the emotional stability of an average middle schooler

[@gregraj]

The monologue writers were on fire for this one! 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@camelshit446]

Having been an (outside) observer of the goings-on in USA these last years, what one sees roughly boils down to this: The left seems to be (mostly) on the right side of history and common sense, while the right seems to (mostly) have left history and common sense altogether. To condense it even further: The left is mostly right, and the right has mostly left reality.

[@courtney-rw8ch]

👏

[@moniqueengleman873]

👏👏👏💯

[@tinkerstrade3553]

Finally, someone abroad who understands American politics.👍

[@dragonfox2.058]

Well, you're wrong, they're both nutz. The Republicans want a dictator, and the Dems think men can be women if they just think it. America is screwed

[@triciac1019]

Perfectly said.

[@peace4myheart]

Just when you thought the GOP couldn't get any lower, they turn around and surprise us all. Great for comedians, terrible for the country.

[@circussounds855]

you are uu😅😅

[@MonkeyJedi99]

This two-step CR is a magical way to turn ONE government shutdown threat into TWO government shutdown threats. Ta-da!!!

[@jcoopes5604]

We got a year, don’t be complacent and get out and vote!

[@justhearmeout3959]

So I saw this comment, and then was gonna condescendingly say "You're surprised? Nothing surprised me about these people anymore." And right before I hit post, he mentioned biting 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@SusanKay-]

Munching on junk - and proud of it. A new low!

[@GorillaGal]

one of my favorite things in the world is Stephen's imitation of Bernie Sanders.

[@TheMonroemomma]

Louis laughing is everything in this segment! I can hear the shock in his laughter, lol

[@JakeBroe]

I'm dying! This is the funniest monologue of the year!

[@superimpious6073]

That Bernie hand puppet made me legit laugh out loud.

[@beck-nightengale]

Same. I laughed harder than I expected to.

[@rickcunnion881]

Channeling Soupy Sales White Fang and Black Tooth...

[@tonygeorge470]

Yesterday's line was the funniest, "and if you don't sit down right now, I'm gonna redistribute the top 10% of my fist to 99% of your face!" 😂😂😂

[@carriej.4120]

​@@tonygeorge470lmao

[@meebzilla]

This was an exceptionally great monologue,funnier than usual. Thanks, Stephen!

[@cathyronan7651]

I’m sitting here all by myself, laughing out loud. In these times, it feels so good. Great monologue!

[@Alcagaur1]

"Every time Johnson reaches across the aisle ... his son gets an alert on his phone" is the epitome of the Colbert brand.

[@FireElement7]

I live in Oklahoma and I find Mullin deplorable. I can't wait to vote against him. God bless Bernie!

[@danielgregory3295]

He's up again in 2026..😢

[@barbaram5787]

If Mullin isn't up for reelection until 2026, yikes, I'm so sorry we have to wait that long for you to vote him out.

[@Bluetangg]

There must be a bunch of angry Oklahomans today. Talk about poor representation!

[@Slo-ryde]

The sad thing is that mullin will have better traction with the MAGATS in OK, by pulling the “ I ‘m a tuff shit” shenanigan!

[@user-zb9lv3gh8s]

@@Bluetangg most of his base has discovered politics-as-entertainment and probably LOVED what he did there.

[@RippleRhythm1]

That was one of the BEST opening monologues of any late night show. EVER.

[@peezim]

"punk ass congress people..." My stomach still hurts from laughing at that statement.

[@RogerHerzler]

Never underestimate the power of Bernie’s hand! 🤌🏼

[@michaelmitchell6558]

Can we give Bernie another shot at President.

[@juresichj]

Can we take what we know now, load up in a time machine, and go back to 2016 and make sure he gets the nomination?

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Whisht with your crying! You wouldn't listen to sense in 2016. The DNC did the most undemocratic thing by throwing Bernie under the bus so they could run Hillary and none of ye said a thing, then or now. You made your bed, you lie in it. You don't deserve Bernie Sanders.

[@pbbdmedia]

Love you, Mr Colbert. So good.

[@janossteffen1207]

Stephen Colbert has the best writers in the industry.

[@newhorizonsforfifty2833]

We laugh, but kicking two smaller cans down the road is how they are going to give the impression that they care about governing.

[@warriorscholar41]

What they are going to do is wait for the 2nd deadline to approach and say "we've gone without [all the things funded in the 1st deadline] for X weeks and the country has been fine. We can cut those things."

[@meh8982]

While they work as hard as they ever work at anything to dismantle all government institutions.

[@moresalad221]

Thank you GOP, for not backing down and showing your true colors. It only adds to the reasons why I will NOT vote for you. I salute you 👏

[@whiskyjames4200]

I salute you too!💯🇺🇲

[@MrYago-xd7um]

for backing down* there fixed that for you. Never surrender, except for mugshots!

[@lopresti4559]

They are useless and very immature

[@CourageKarnga]

I've never voted for the GOP, and I never will!

[@lopresti4559]

@@CourageKarnga they are all bullies and their actual policies always benefit the rich, never the little guys/non rich. 🤗

[@MasterSkyrim1000]

"Socialist finger pointing." That is comedy gold.

[@qiyamahl9255]

I haven't laughed this hard at a monologue in a while lol.. Stephen Colbert you are everything 😂❤

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

Bernie, at his age, clipped their wings. Good for him.

[@juresichj]

Like grandpa taking you to the woodshed.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

And people said he was too old to be President...how are the guys who are 5 years younger working out?

[@hardcastle4419]

Biden doesn't even know what day it is, bring on commie Bernie.

[@joannafullerton4869]

He just needs a uncle iro scene where he opens his shirt and is all ripped

[@Rugelacharugula]

You call it “Fight Club.” I call it “Real Housewives.”

[@JZsBFF]

I agree 100%, all mediocre electoral theater. PS: What could possibly be the added value of a brain dead cage fighter to national politics? It proves that voters have lost confidence in politicians. The next vote will be even worse!

[@joanjavellana9393]

That was your best monologue ever Stephen! Thank you! My stomach hurts😂

[@ricklee6196]

Colbert was brutally savage tonight. Way to bring it Stephen ! 👍

[@eponymousIme]

"Apparently, even _talking_ about football causes brain damage." 😜

[@FrisbeeGirl]

DAYUM, I needed some absurdist belly laughs right now! TYSM, Team Colbert!!

[@BinaryArmorOnline]

Man I'm so glad that we have mature adults running our country. As an immature 25 year old I would want people to have a conversation or something!

[@philchubb8670]

Accustomed as I am to laughing at Mr. Colbert's .excellent comedic monologs, I have to say that this one truly stands out - a masterpiece! Kudos to Steve, his creative staff and CBS for continuing to support American democracy.

[@user-zb9lv3gh8s]

Admit it, you just like hearing about republicans biting each other's junk

[@alvallac2171]

*Colbert's excellent *monologues

[@macoulin]

*Christ...!!!@@alvallac2171

[@marcelotaiano4629]

Mr. Colbert was truly funny and your remark that we live in a Democracy is simply hilarious.

[@lovingkat5]

indeed

[@victorzarenin9286]

When I first heard Mullin threatened to fight I thought "Well at least that makes him less of a hypocritical little b*tch like Hawley, at least he's willing to throw down." I kind of ignored the bit where Bernie said "You're a US senator!" because I was so busy imagining the Senate just divolve into a brawl, but then I snapped out of it when Mullin said he'd bite someone. Then it hit me all at once. I just watched a senator go on TV and threaten to bite a guy. What kind of freaking cartoon ass world is this?

[@your3kidding]

According to laalaa99stl (above), it's the Itchy and Scratchy Show

[@talscorner3696]

And the senate is supposed to hold the best, brightest and most passionate...

[@gregorymuir1985]

The victory laps are what made it worse. He thought he did something great and hate media validates him.

[@lynkissa]

Andrew Jackson shouldn't be anyone's standard of conduct.

[@LillikoiSeed]

“For the Republic, you Snap into a Slim Jim!” 😂

[@SimonBurditt]

I know it's a manner of speech, but as a merchant mariner, I love that Stephen welcomes all the ships at sea. I've watched his show every morning from a ship at sea.

[@bianca-sg8zq]

That last skit was deadly!! It fits the phrase: "I didn't know that evil could look so nice and speak so sweetly." The whole monologue was hilarious!!😂😂

[@frankrizzuto5948]

That's what evil does. Have you heard of a succubus?

[@bianca-sg8zq]

@@frankrizzuto5948 Didn't think of that... and that's a great point!!

[@korinemlbernard3256]

The Sanders’s hand-puppet killed me 😂😅🤣👏🏾👍🏾🫶🏾🇨🇦

[@colleenc4830]

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. The Bernie Sanders Hand puppets was is gold! 😂😂😂 🏆

[@thedallasmav]

Amazing monologue tonight. Stephen and the writers knocked it out of the park. And that sketch at the end was top tier comedy. Well done!

[@Slo-ryde]

The delivery by SC is second to none…. Nobody comes close.

[@TomSmith-jp1es]

​@@Slo-rydecan you say it a third time? I didn't get it the first two

[@Slo-ryde]

@@TomSmith-jp1es I did say it 3 times…. But keep stalking me on these boards… I’m sure you’ll find it 🤡

[@souhilabouchareb9386]

"...Je suis un renard." Angry and bossy, of course the anonymous hand is from here. As usual, Stephen Colbert already made my day. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲

[@carriej.4120]

The French fox lol

[@R50_J0]

Damn, that was a good one. Big bonuses for the writers this month.

[@markwynn625]

I believe that was the best monologue I have seen on his show so far. excellent. kudos to the writers and Mr. Colbert with his impeccable delivery.

[@meh2510]

Oklahoma values? God. The only solace I had about living in a red state was that our republican representatives weren't nearly as embarrassing as those from Florida, Texas, and Georgia. Sigh, it was only a matter of time I suppose.

[@Hav3nMaina]

Colbert has the best interplay with his band. The band feels like part of the show

[@HOTD108_]

Conan's interplay with LaBamba is pretty hard to beat, but I suppose Conan isn't on-air anymore so that doesn't count haha.

[@danielgregory3295]

Back on Corden's show, I knew the name of all the band members..not the case here..James always asked them what was new, etc..😊❤

[@joannajamerson35]

I ❤ it

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

​@@danielgregory3295Yes, but Corden is a grade A knob, so... just don't send him back here to the UK, please.

[@danielgregory3295]

@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 (Last I heard, he was already headed back thataway--but can't say for sure..)

[@irenamangone]

Blessings to you all love from Queensland Australia

[@rileymcphee9429]

Colbert doing a Bernie impression doing a French fox impression, is that next-level shit I came here for.

[@victoriabaker4400]

That's when I went, omg we're in for it now!

[@markzeddo6033]

This monologue was great, as always, but that ad for Patricia Corker was simply sublime.

[@mclmg]

Colbert as Bernie’s hands is awesome💗💗💕.Likewise loving the Wisconsin GOP candidate short sketch. Hope she becomes a regular feature.

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

The most famous hands in America 😅 Go Bernie 💙

[@Bllurr1]

Always love it when Stephen can crack up Louis.

[@tatyanagidirimski8059]

This is one of the funniest episodes I have seen in a while. Great job!

[@michaelfkessler2685]

Colbert was brutally savage tonight. Way to bring it!

[@helios7212]

His dad used to take him hunting for Franz Ferdinand after all! 🤣🤣👏👏😬😬

[@hardcastle4419]

He jokes about the Republicans every show, if only the Dems done something that could be made fun of.

[@crystalsharadin9772]

On fire, esp that ending - had me rolling!!!

[@janeltranmer2284]

Well, Mr. Colbert. I do think you have done it. That was really unbelievable in oh so many ways. Uh, I bow.

[@daniellecrevier970]

Stephen and his writting staff were on fire tonight.

[@jamestorreano3299]

This is the best medicine we could hope for! Thank you for showing the absolute absurdity of our government " officials" and to realize THEY REPRESENT US.....

[@juresichj]

Republicans do not want to represent, they want to rule.

[@jcoopes5604]

We can vote them out!

[@Bluetangg]

Remember only some of them are absolutely absurd. Some are working thoughtfully and overtime to do the best for the country. As Americans, we need to learn to identify people with good character.

[@Bluetangg]

@@MyOutsideSocks I didn’t pick those losers.

[@diamondsmasher]

While they represent you, it’s too bad they don’t know HOW. Picking fist fights? Yeah, that’ll bring down inflation and solve immigration issues in a flash.

[@waynewells3297]

OK, this is the FUNNIEST Late Show in eons. Kudos to the writers! Now I gotta go change my pants.

[@livvyweimar7362]

How refreshing!

[@Darbobski]

You rock Stephen! Keep on these Maga fools.

[@Xcm8yu]

Love Bernie

[@bonniepoore1659]

Once again, Colbert tells it like it is!

[@gwen3010]

Show the GOP to the door and Vote Blue in 2024!!! 💙💙💙💙

[@glennzanotti3346]

Idiocracy is not a movie, it is the Republican Party. And apparently, half of the people in our country are fine with that.

[@triciac1019]

Well just one third.

[@glennzanotti3346]

@@triciac1019 I'm not just talking about the MAGA Cult. There are a whole lot of Republicans who will vote Republican because that's what they've always done.

[@derekstein6193]

Camacho is running for president, so...

[@nonna_sof5889]

Nah, in Idiocracy they were as least smart enough to try turning to the smartest guy in the country for a solution.

[@nedludd7622]

@@triciac1019 So why do nearly half of the voters vote for fascist Republicans?

[@Nejove]

Honestly, as a Wisconsinite, I'd like to say that Patricia Corker wouldn't even be that much worse than some of our Republican representatives, except that Wisconsin's 4th district is one of the most liberal in the entire state, so electing any Republican at all would be a downgrade for that particular district.

[@chonqmonk]

Wisconsonite? I didn't know muskies could type.

[@faithneumann401]

​@@chonqmonkwhere are you from Georgia?

[@chonqmonk]

@@faithneumann401 Nope. Wisconsin.

[@Nejove]

@@chonqmonk The real trick is finding a keyboard that functions underwater.

[@danielalveorodriguez7177]

But she’s cutting a bitch, dude. I don’t see anyone adopting this radical approach to solve our problems. I’ll keep on eye on her.

[@cwaz2353]

Love this man

[@Guillermo12339]

Hope you are Well Very Soon, Stephen Colbert ! Seeing this reminds me of how much I miss your hilarious Sanity !!

[@Zonker66]

I thought after the Will Smith thing that we moved past responding to words with violence. I sure wish we put adults (with any sense of ethics) in office.

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

Toxic masculinity

[@mapples007]

Gerrymandering gets these weirdos elected.

[@Zonker66]

@@mapples007 Truth

[@seanstoyroom7274]

You can't have standards in Public Office; there would be NOONE in Public Office.

[@hrma6313]

@@seanstoyroom7274 At least, not one republikkkan

[@maryloughran3114]

So happy to hear your Bernie imitation once more!!

[@mammawlee]

😂This is the fourth time I've seen&heard this story, but it is STILL funny!😂

[@tlacuilosCA-wd5jo]

Wow! Best written and performed monolgue, that I can remember.

[@bonniefells7585]

oh my god, I laughed so hard with Stephen's impression of Bernie Sanders hand motion. I was done.....😂

[@bjcollins7871]

"...don't expect him to punt on first down." 😂 Really? Rarely heard so many words to say absolutely nothing!

[@saintclaire4897]

Stephen's Sanders impression is the funniest thing I've ever seen, next to the Scaramucci impression. He should get an emmy just for that. 😂😂😂

[@wells2671]

"No mercy, bite his sack!" 😂

[@foppishdilletaunt9911]

“Markwayne Mullin” definitely sounds like a serial killer name.

[@triciac1019]

Actually it does.

[@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq]

The Hills Have Roids.

[@maysville3815]

Watching McCarthy trying to lie his way out of it, bobbing head, indignation, excited voice. I was going to say it's like watching my teenager trying to lie her way out of something but it's really just like watching McCarthy.

[@RussellMTriton]

Finally! They finally put a mic on the drum for the rim shot. Thank You.