Amy Schumer On People Who 'Don't Do Carbs'

'I Feel Pretty' star Amy Schumer cringes when friends bring up their no-carb lifestyles.
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[@SisipoM]

"Sir I'm not constantly grinding, and you watch yourself" 🤣🤣

[@kookingood]

Love that!!!

[@kookingood]

Love that!!!

[@JeffVader39]

How do you get 514 likes just by repeating what someone said

[@shanettatimmons8235]

@@JeffVader39 that's funny. !!🤣🤣

[@yvjohns]

​@@JeffVader39 because it's picking out the best line for everybody to re-read, and think "dang, what a sweet interaction that was..." or something along those lines - will probably be lost on those decided to hate her no matter what (I haven't followed the latest "did she steal jokes again"-discussion)

[@dplatz8002]

I watched this because I was curious as to why so many "dislikes." I am not a fan of any of Amy's movies; however, this interview was funny and I don't understand why people hate this video when the person in question did nothing to constitute so much hate. I enjoyed their awkward banter.

[@susankhreis8652]

David Platzer

[@MissBelsa]

Right. Not typically a fan of Amy's comedy, but I definitely don't hate her as a person

[@davidbak6984]

Her haters don‘t watch her interviews, they just clicked to dislike

[@juanaltredo2974]

Imagine going to Milan and denying yourself pasta and wine... whats the point of being alive?

[@khazovaru9892]

juan altredo okey... I am not denying wine:))) but I don't eat pasta. This is what happens when you are married to Italian:)) you don't appreciate pasta anymore:))

[@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry]

Some people stay alive by not drinking.

[@giovannabellu6344]

Best comment ever!!! P.s I'm a proud gal from Milano

[@tiagopaim3060]

juan altredo you can look good and fuck Italian models xD

[@andro7862]

@@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry Nah red wine is healthy.

[@Expensive-op6pn]

Seriously why do people hate her. She's amazing. This interview had me all happy. What a funny, fun and lovely personality. She's very real too. Stop the hate!

[@taylorscott5767]

Because she is totally racist

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Stupid people will always hate talented and smart women. Very dumb, insecure men have mommy issues. They think all women should be their mother and nothing else.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

@@taylorscott5767 😂That’s a new one. How?

[@MaryDavidson911]

I hate her because she’s a sour feminist. Since you asked.

[@OmgitsNeens]

It’s like a weird cult. Like men will search for her videos just to leave shitty comments. They put so much time and effort into doing that

[@nishalinip506]

“CHANGE” lol😂 when Amy told that Stephen threw the card in the air,I like it hahah

[@rowan3209]

"Don't ever change" ... "change"

[@amandamorton7429]

@Tian They were saying phrases that people often say to overweight people/people violating some type of unspoken social standard. And she turned it back on him.

[@mechaelalapuaho226]

Yes I LOVED that part🤣

[@boatymsboatface3929]

I watch this everytime it surfaces just to hear her say, "Change", and to see Cobert lose it with joy

[@bugsea54]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@khronicallykatt]

I love Stephen so much. The way he leans in and really listens to the person he’s interviewing. I just adore him 💗

[@stumack9755]

puke

[@88happiness]

Half the time I think he was almost laughing at her. 🤣

[@jenmcpherson3255]

I highly recommend her book, 'The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo', which I read last year. It's not what I would normally read, but I have never laughed so much whilst reading a book. Reading it, I was struck by how hard Amy Schumer has worked to reach the peak of her profession and how genuinely grateful she is for her success. I found the chapter about her father's multiple sclerosis to be especially moving. She seems the type of person who would be a great friend who would rock up to your door when you are feeling down accompanied by wine, pasta and a bunch of comfort movies. Haters gonna hate.

[@bsmh_2869]

Ron Swanson I’m really sad for you, who hurt you?

[@ronswanson1410]

@@bsmh_2869 You could say I heard an original joke of hers sandwiched between two other jokes she stole. That about tore me a new asshole. It also killed a few starving kids.

[@debracasey6266]

@@ronswanson1410 ugly words

[@ronswanson1410]

@@debracasey6266 the truth isn't always beautiful

[@amberlance3221]

@@debracasey6266 ugly words? like the ones Schumer used on stevo referring to the deceased ryan dunn - yet you call her fat and she has a cry, her followers have a cry - all the fatties have a cry - "that'll do pig... that'll do"

[@KevinSchaeferify]

“Jim, roll the clip.” 😂😂

[@thubelihlezondi5822]

I could watch her interviews forever, she's always hilarious.

[@jacksonmcnuggets7488]

Just watched 6 back to back

[@leonofleon239]

@@jacksonmcnuggets7488 Same, i mean how can someone have hate on her she is one of the funniest people alive

[@doingthisforclass]

I love when stephen legit laughs! He's so cute. And funny. And smart. OK I have a crush on stephen

[@kaileegarcia612]

Don’t worry, we all do

[@annabanabanana]

Kailee Garcia Gag.

[@scorpionwomn5051]

doingthis forclass @ me too 😍

[@TheUrbanEpicure]

You can really see how much this insecure idiot hates when someone is genuinely funnier than him and makes him crack up. I don't like Stephen much.

[@andrewthezeppo]

I have had a crush since Strangers With Candy

[@Mac-dt3iz]

You know immediately when clicking on a video with Amy Schumer there will be a ton of dislikes for apparently no reason

[@creator2149]

When it says comedy, that's what you expect. But, she delivers no comedy.

[@CaseyMcots]

Also, shes a joke theif

[@ronswanson1410]

joke thief, unfunny, and dull ya... no reason...

[@Mac-dt3iz]

Ron Swanson don’t think any jokes in here were stolen. Comedy is subjective, and you still watched despite thinking she’s unfunny and dull! You sound like a loser! How sad 😢 obsessed with someone u hate

[@jamesmcinnis208]

The reasons are apparent to me

[@vtaycur]

that was sick when she said "change" and dude on piano immediately started playing the piano loop from "Changes" by 2pac

[@MouseNZ]

that's what i thought. Smooth or pre-planned? ill assume smooth

[@kitpalmer1583]

originally Bruce Hornsby if anyone's wondering

[@lucamolta]

wow thats how great john is

[@jameshutton1094]

I only consider Hornsby's version when I hear that.

[@guitarplayer8918]

As do most people, James. 2pac, really?

[@sybaritesphynx8057]

I highkey LOVE how Amy Schumer manages to trigger men by simply being herself

[@Sagewings]

sphinx onyx lol good point! 😂

[@alankarjoey258]

ikr me too

[@katzenastronaut7296]

being annoying triggers people? man thats a big surprise there. wowser.

[@cbiaplus8218]

Yes because being herself is "annoying unfunny twat"

[@SkinnyEastBro]

Abomination...

[@johnd5574]

I really love Amy. She's funny, and also has that down-to-earth awkwardness / realness, and has excellent comedic timing. Really liked her movie, but I'd love to see more standup & another season of her show.

[@Powers3rg]

I feel like Amy Schumer is the Nickleback of Actors. People just dislike her because it's the "cool" thing to do.

[@ronswanson1410]

No, people dislike her because she is unfunny steals jokes acts accomplished despite being an unfunny joke thief and is predictable Nickleback was shit grunge music too

[@ronswanson1410]

@just a dude Gonna say yes.

[@sophielichtenberg6439]

no honey. nice try though.

[@flibgonrtsheglis242]

@@ronswanson1410 Wrong, wrong and wrong. She works harder than any comic on the circuit.

[@flibgonrtsheglis242]

@Seamen Warrior Coming from a guy named "Seamen".

[@kachuncamia]

I honestly and truly don’t understand why/how this video has so many dislikes! First time I’ve laughed out loud at an interview in a while. Their rapport is wonderful and she’s charming as hell. I’m here for it.

[@kitpalmer1583]

kachuncamia she has a reputation as a joke thief so there's probably a lot of people just flaming the dislikes. also to a lot of people she's just not funny.

[@RandyRandyRandy]

Shes fat. Shes hypersensitive. Shes not funny. Shes a raging libtard. She blamed the internet for her shit sucking and not being funny. She's a joke thief. She's fat. Shes fat. She fat

[@isitfashion]

she's a female comedian.

[@RandyRandyRandy]

@isitfashion you spelled "whale" wrong

[@isitfashion]

why are you so insecure? you need hekp and you know it

[@s.sarmadamer]

I find it amusing how when a woman is even remotely on "top of her game", haters just can't stand her. They came for Britney in the late 2000's, then Anne Hathaway a few years ago and now it's Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer.

[@redraiderrider3289]

Because..... She's a not "on top of her game". Hollywood has chosen to give her her day in the sun even though she has zero talent. That's all there is to it.

[@bo4Elite]

03:25 that’s the most she got and you assume she is a great comedian!? Really!? Very interesting!

[@mofadali]

I don't understand why all that hate for this lady, she's real, natural & full of life and nice to hear. I don't know ppl are becoming much more into fake celebrities.

[@katienecklen194]

Your reply sweet

[@thivyaprasad1414]

She steals jokes ,

[@rorigillmore141]

unfunny, cringey, steals jokes, fat, ugly, do u want me to continue ?

[@kawaiiiturtlee9430]

Marcel Halat continue lol

[@cameronsmith6490]

I watched one of her stand ups on Netflix and she literally just talks shit about how she’s a slut and how she’s surprised anybody actually likes her . Oh yeah and her constant abortion jokes about how ,” yeah I’m pregnant but I still do all of the same stuff I did when I wasn’t , like drinking .” It’s just not funny

[@superbill1752]

Amy is very talented,funny and a nice person. I wish her much happiness and thank her for all the smiles and laughs she has given us. Bless her and her husband. Don’t change Amy!

[@riotpb10]

Take away the funny.

[@Viv8ldi]

❤️

[@dccrocke]

She’s such a good talk show guest, she actually broke through the awkwardness that is being interviewed by real Colbert. Very natural, humorous exchange.

[@lilah2917]

im starting to find the hate for amy schumer more annoying than amy schumer

[@amyashley3182]

Lila H Right?!

[@almosthuman4457]

95% of her material is stolen from real comedians.

[@Jdinrbfidndifofkdndjoflfndjdk]

lol. I sea water you did there.

[@axs7689]

Creg Smith lol

[@WasteFaced]

speaking of stolen material, how many people actually combed through the evidence and came to that conclusion on their own? Or are they just repeating what they hear other people say?

[@kmstop]

‘’Don’t ever change.” ‘’Change.” LOL

[@DaniaMihaela]

I love her so much and I truly believe I Feel Pretty is one of the best movies I've seen in 2018 so far , it is funny and it really made me feel better about myself

[@marcuswudz]

Fascinating how this women can trigger so many people. I personally tend to ignore people I don't care for, you should try it!

[@sebastianelytron8450]

Fact: 100% of dislikers didn't watch the video "What?! AMY SCHUMER?!? DISLIKE!" *closes video*

[@missfashionator]

Fascinating how people get triggered by triggered people.

[@Daniel-rh7gw]

Fascinating how people get triggered by triggering triggered people

[@Onodera1980]

They should realize that views count no matter what...

[@thevrana]

Or maybe people watched the video and they didn't like it. I watched it and didn't find her to be funny at all. If you find her funny that is great,enjoy.

[@1olivinka1]

it's sad how mob mentality has made so many people hate her for no reason. she doesn't deserve most of the criticism she gets. this was sweet.

[@christianmohammed3728]

1olivinka1 it's actually that people who share similar opinions or agree on the same topic usually like to group together because its what humans usually do just like a fandom, so if you a whole bunch of people saying she's unfunny that's their genuine choice

[@ringoaikocascade]

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[@aabracadavra]

1olivinka1 Ikr

[@1olivinka1]

Kaml Toes jesus christ it’s not that deep

[@1olivinka1]

I’m not going to get in a discussion with someone who called me a “fucking moron” in a KZbin comment section

[@mariovandeneede3929]

Amy Shumer is such a funny woman and doesn't care how she looks to the rest of the world! She's very confident about her body! I don't understand why she's so much hated!

[@The_Real_HeatherMarie]

Boys hate her because she doesn't need their approval...Men like her for the same reason.

[@creator2149]

But, if she was a spokesperson for over weight bullying okay. But, she calls herself a comedian. Why? She is not funny. She is not a nice pleasant person at all. She's a whiny brat but, she looks lovely. We want comedy. Not, she looks lovely in her skin.

[@ronswanson1410]

She steals jokes and acts accomplished despite being unoriginal and unfunny

[@bryanalexismoya397]

Why don't you say that to skinny women

[@angiec3686]

Well let's see she has double standards when it comes to men and women. She can tell her "jokes" that are derogatory and perverted and it's ok but claims to be a feminist. Talks shit about men that do the same stuff and talk about women in that way. Shes a hypocrite plus doesnt even come up with her own jokes. So that's why I dont like her. I hate women that can talk about dick, pussy, having sex but how dare men do the same thing. I cant stand any people like this.

[@dustinsandage9387]

That final exchange was killer. Her beat at the end was absolutely perfect.

[@smileyros]

Say what you want. I think she is funny, smart and beautiful too. All that hatred on her. Why?

[@DazzlingDavidoff]

She steals jokes from other comedians. And she doesn’t even write her own shit.

[@smileyros]

DazzlingDavidoff so does Ricky Gervais. But I guess it is acceptable from a man...

[@DazzlingDavidoff]

Ah I see. Well it's not acceptable from a man. But men are funnier but everybody knows that. Amy had such a negative rating on netflix that they changed the rating system. I don't see them doing that for men :) Plus she fucks up the jokes she steals..and that's just double retarded.

[@smileyros]

DazzlingDavidoff none realized Gervais keeps on saying the same things over and over again? I like him only for his being an advocate for animal rights. It has become fashionable to hate her.

[@DazzlingDavidoff]

If she was actually funny and a nice person there was no problem at all. But I heard she's a massive bitch and doesn't give credit to people who write her jokes. But the stealing part is what's really fucked up and she say's it's because people don't like women in comedy.

[@karcas4]

Why do people hate her so much? I mean if you don't find her funny that's ok but there's no need to be so mean, just don't watch the video. She seems like a nice person, at least she is successful and doing something productive with her time.

[@ridwana4037]

She kicked out a heckler on her stand up just because she can't give a funny response. Yeah, she's not as nice as you think.

[@khalidhatem1855]

she is a jokes thief, that's why.

[@michalperach984]

Whatever she did does not justify the pathological hate people express on her videos. One would think all the other ""celebs"" are so perfect. I can't think of any explanation myself.

[@karcas4]

I'm not saying she's a role model or the best person ever, what I'm saying is if you don't like her WHY do you watch her videos and leave hate comments?

[@AudaibnJad1]

Because its pathetic she walking around and pretending like sooo many people like and adore her. They dont. And she is a shameless thief that takes others efforts.

[@MLSoll]

Ok the dislikes? Not even a reason, the interview was fine. Y'all petty

[@bobbastian760]

She's a comedian so unfunny that even her stolen jokes don't work. She pushes an extreme left wing agenda like a good Hollywood automaton; which makes her even less funny. Yeah, not even a reason.

[@paolafernandez9926]

Funny, How do I ended up here??

[@bonniefromwashingtonstate7808]

A.M Lash i

[@wesselbindt]

It's the joke stealing is why

[@blazedandconfused477]

Fuck Amy!

[@cecilieeurell]

Okay, this is the funniest clip from Colbert I’ve even seen!! Any makes him better hahaha, I mean I love him, but he was laughing and joking on another level here 😂❤️🏆

[@eleonoradeane5170]

I'm from Milan, not mad about wine but could NOT live without pasta!

[@YouTuber-my2ky]

Considering how lean Italians are, I thinking cutting down carbs is a hoax. Just need to have an active lifestyle and do everything yourself instead depending on a machine to do it

[@hplovecraftmacncheese]

When she completely lost her train of thought she rolled through it with absolutely no stress. I would totally panic if I was on a tv show and forgot what I was talking about.

[@Diana-mo6mg]

Agree with Amy, I never planned or thought about getting married... seems weird when I hear characters on movies talking about how they always dreamed about their wedding day and stuff.... and I'm always like, really though? Do girls actually do that or is that a thing male writers write into scripts..

[@kristenstewart1250]

S Anna I am a girl and definitely never done it. It’s nice to hear other girls are the same. I thought I was really strange

[@katherinetutschek4757]

I dreamed about my wedding when I was too young to actually get married. Once I was actually of the marrying age it was not a dream or a goal, just a "if it happens it happens", but not something I needed.

[@sarena1248]

She’s not funny at all.

[@kaileegarcia612]

Katherine Tutschek same

[@ampleoloruntogbe1434]

I said this exact statement to my friend just recently when she started the whole getting married thing.

[@red_locarno]

Hating on Amy is very 2017

[@timothyjames4149]

*H* P and still going cause she thinks she's funny, and she isn't

[@Baniq1986]

Not liking someone has nothing to do with fashion. If she's not likable then I'll dislike her forever. I absolutely hate her and I'm sure I'll continue to hate her because she's just horrible.

[@redmage7716]

I just hate things people continue to rag on constantly it’s mean spirited, let it go. Your boring everyone. She’s a comedian why do you care so much, it’s at some point kind of creepy. I get a Stone the witch vibe every time guys talk about her.

[@Baniq1986]

Redmage 77 Nobody "rags on constantly". I simply avoid her "comedy", problem solved. She's untalented, unfunny and keeps building a career from stealing jokes and making them less funny and being supported by the mentally ill SJW's. I ignore her as I couldn't care less about her but sometimes I see her on TV or KZbin by mistake and I remember how much I despise her. No one is obsessed with this fat blob of mediocrity like you try to make it seem. Not ever her fans who even though they might not have a sense of humor they too can get tired of smelly vagina jokes after a while.

[@laurencashman6668]

I mean her jokes are still garbage

[@markmercado5077]

i initially disliked amy schumer bc of the whole joke stealing issue. but when i watched some of her interviews and sketches, ive grown to like her bc shes actually funny.

[@JimmyButlersdreads]

Nice one.

[@sawgiie]

Nice one.

[@bofadeeznuts1334]

Nice one

[@apatheticpanda182]

Nice one

[@lewisc215]

She stole nothing.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

i've never seen him that genuinely amused before lolol. i love how much he adores her

[@jasminerose7148]

👏👏 This is what women look like when they eat bread and pasta Yes, girl yuss!

[@msbettyrocker]

I eat bread and pasta and I'm not obese. This is what less calories burned than calories in looks like. It's literally feces accumulated.

[@sagarikha9435]

@@msbettyrocker Oh hun she aint obese

[@msbettyrocker]

@@sagarikha9435 Anything that sits over your belt is actual poo. Fermentation inside. That's why she mostly wears dresses.

[@msbettyrocker]

I frankly think hells yes. But, no this isn't negotiable.

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

@@msbettyrocker Yeah, I'm definitely ok with being healthful. I mean bread and pasta, sure, but this person sounds a liiiiiitle too enthusiastic for me.

[@stonecake313]

Loved the “change” bit haha. Amy is hilarious

[@jland12]

she's a joke thief and an asshole

[@dyslexicbatnam1350]

Those "triggered pigs" are just speaking the truth dumbass

[@danbam3411]

Stonecake ...said no one ever.

[@bruhdumb9539]

Pov your horny

[@uganda2warrior208]

You better be sarcastic

[@racoonface]

That throw at the end lol

[@jamesmkerrow3246]

safa saleh the stay strong part ?

[@issapineda6824]

It would have been funny if it flew in her face😂

[@stackleft2925]

she is not PHAT,

[@coosoorlog]

-Never change. -Change. :DDDDDDDDDDDDD classy, witty, smooth... what's not to love about Amy Schumer?!

[@RevanZim]

Followed by Jon playing the start of Tupac's "Changes", that moment was awesome :D

[@K2Djungle]

yeah only change Netflix's rating system because her special was horrible

[@eamon2please]

*the start of Bruce Hornsby and the Range's "The Way It Is"

[@napoleonbonerfart278]

Joke stealing?

[@amberk1483]

I was reading through the comments just to try to understand that joke. Why was "change" so funny?

[@sapna164]

Because they can't leave. Epic 😂😂😂

[@randomlyrj7900]

Schumer always lights up my day. Can't deny it.

[@graavy]

I LOVE THIS you can tell how GENUINELY funny Stephen finds Sam and they each really feel like the other’s biggest fan for the whole clip

[@ljreider]

I love her so much! What a beautiful, real, hilarious, genius woman!

[@lynnetmb4706]

Leah Reider hardly a genius, but whatever.

[@victor_734]

Real? 😂😂

[@unclestarwarssatchmo9848]

"...I consider Amy Schumer to be the funniest person on the planet if you take me out of the equation..."

[@kathyd2595]

Totally had long LOL, especially her telling Stephen "change"! I love Amy Shumer!

[@vegangothboards]

You had me at pasta and wine.

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

Michael Farmer so you'll ready to put blood shoes on her piggies?

[@joermundgand]

No sauce?

[@rowan3209]

Extremely same

[@ncorp2668]

Amy looks a lot prettier here, ironically with less makeup. Her hair, skin and features looked very fresh, youthful, striking, feminine and beautiful.

[@lolabrini3758]

No Name lol she's a newly wed and in love: anyone glows when in love❤️❤️❤️

[@AR-xl6ym]

No Name Are you fucking blind?

[@ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

She’s funny when she’s not trying to be

[@sint0xicateme]

Cabbage Patch Doll looking ass

[@lullatstars]

No Name I was thinking the same thing! Actually, I saw on Insta she uses a foundation from Koh Gen Doh, it's a very light weight Japanese foundation, totally recommend it

[@yunicoorn]

I dont know why people hate her so much, I actually find her entertaining to watch. Not hilarious, but entertaining. Better than a lot of other comedians I've seen.

[@alfiemarie]

hahahaha her reaction to hearing some people dont do carbs HAHAHAHA

[@alfiemarie]

dyjpan oh god 🙄🙄🙄

[@boblowney]

she is sooooo funny. and at the same time totally normal and normal looking. she fusses with her hair and it is totally normal. wash, dry and boom she is done! that is confidence.

[@ronswanson1410]

she is bland and a joke thief

[@zjzjzjhhz966]

'soosososos funny' Explain why all her jokes are either stolen or about her 'Smelly vag'

[@ritikaritu2181]

"I wanna partner up with this guy" I'm deceased!

[@reshmesubramaniam1407]

3:23 Pretty much my reaction too. CARBS is LIFE. i work out and eat well, but i love my pasta and rice and bread.

[@Poemi10304]

Amy’s standup is a bit much for me, but after seeing some of her pregnancy and post-delivery tweets, I’ve developed a lot of respect and appreciation for her being real with the world about what many women experience.

[@linnycrocus6023]

"Stay....strong" LMAO

[@curtandoscar]

Absolutely love to see how much these two genuinely like each other. A pleasure to watch.

[@notorri]

So many people who hate watch Amy don't realise that if they spent more time working on themselves maybe they could grow a healthy self esteem and not have to participate in these neckbeard comment circlejerks to get some validation for their miserable existence.

[@user-bj7em4fv1p]

Natalie Rachel well said.

[@TheMystique29]

Thank you. So true

[@alysskennedy8661]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@alissaa2809]

@@dyslexicbatnam1350 you incels are really to recognize these days.

[@joshuahancox1544]

@@dyslexicbatnam1350 she actually really never stole jokes. I watched that video and they were all very loose comparisons. There are some male comedians who genuinely outright stole jokes and have the same dirty sense of humor as her but don't receive a quarter of the hate that she does. It's kind of sad that people like you really think she stole jokes because she made a similar joke that honestly isn't even that similar when you think about it, and is worded completely differently. Stealing is directly taking every word and using it, maybe she felt inspired? Grow up.

[@khushu687]

Her facial expressions when talking about friends who announce news alerts are priceless lolol

[@EvolvingMama_]

I don't care what people say I will always love Amy ! ❤️❤️❤️

[@christiansleepvideos]

I was literally the "They're raiding Cohen's!" person yesterday at work.

[@TracyHRodriguez]

She's so funny even though his questions are so boring.

[@flauwegeit]

Amy Shumer was mad funny and gorgeous and she still is. I've been so annoyed by the brainless hate fest heaped on her for what ever reason, it never was really clear to me. I guess genuine people are a threat to many. And it's not like she was trying to cover anything over, she knows what self deprecating humor is, she turned it into art. I'm glad to see so many agree with me

[@chrissys5785]

She is so charming in this clip. Haters are just here for no reason. They had a nice conversation.

[@jeffii9890]

Greg Fakerson Yet here you are Greg, making multiple comments on multiple threads. You're a bigger fan of Amy than her actual fans. You probably have documented evidence and links "proving" she's a joke thief. My question is, if you hate her and her alleged practices, why click on the video in the first place? It's sad.

[@jeffii9890]

Greg Fakerson Talk about starting off with falsehood, where did I white knight? Where did I say I was a fan? I'll wait. You're so pathetically angry your reading comprehension is taking a hit. And you're lying to boot. I've seen your name in multiple comment threads, responding to multiple people, and for what? To single-handedly champion a crusade to stop Amy's success? Bro, you're failing. Like, you're not impacting a single thing, dude. Well, except you get to stay a try hard. lmao. I'm not even a fan of Amy's. She's alright, but she's a one trick pony. But Colbert is in my feed, I watched and then was wondering about the ratio. Didn't even know people felt this way about the broad until the comments and a 10 sec google search. I just don't understand the point of being *so overwhelmingly* concerned with the life of someone *you will never know* and will _never, ever impact their life,_ that you will go out of your way to post _multiple times_ about them stealing jokes. Get a life, you walking, talking Dunning-Kruger example. hahaha.

[@jeffii9890]

paul sticks lmao It's "yourself." One word. You're mad a this woman's success and her alleged joke stealing and you can't even formulate a sentence. hahahaha

[@ravex24]

Jeff, I'm not an Amy hater or lover but the evidence is pretty clear what she has done. I don't see what's wrong about somebody speaking up about wrongdoing.

[@jeffii9890]

Ravex24 Maybe if that was the case, but it's not. It's a thinly veiled attempt at moral superiority. It's hypocrisy at it's finest, making the lack of self awareness, mixed with unapologetic pomposity, downright laughable. That's all.

[@Kaitzgotsong]

I feel like Amy is really coming into her own as a celebrity, she seems much more relaxed and she looks so fresh and bright while still maintaining her stream of humor. You go girl :)

[@umchileanywaysso]

Why is no talking about John though 😂😂 that was my favourite part 😁😂😂💓💓💓

[@DawnKellyMedia]

I love her confidence and it inspires me! 😍

[@Salieri21]

Flirt alert. Stephen gets rattled in front of funny, clever women. 😂

[@elipeterson7415]

Simp

[@synckaran]

The chemistry was off the charts.

[@HJules-cw6fb]

disgusting

[@nal8503]

Yes, there is a lot of chemistry going on in whales.

[@theawesomeMikeMike09]

Why does everyone call her a whale? Don't get me wrong, she's atrocious, but calling her a whale is just flat out mean-spirited.

[@nal8503]

I would call it objective.

[@shikastachiron]

nal is an idiot. that IS objective.

[@ernarc23]

Very few people these days make me laugh as loud as she does. I love her.

[@jrocarrot]

But I know plenty of people who are absolutely gorgeous but are very insecure about themselves.

[@andrewthezeppo]

That was kind of a point she made, it wasn't about an ugly person it was somebody with low self-esteem

[@sheiladaviskagan1690]

Agreed, she is uplifting and real. And so darn funny!

[@profuryofficial]

No. She steals jokes from other people and passes them down as her own.

[@ZeroTwo-kw5nd]

no she is the worst comedian ever and steals jokes

[@lgmax4672]

So cute the two of them hahaha

[@joel.ds.m]

Toori Baba why tf u commenting shit on every single thread on this video, u fucking weirdo

[@joermundgand]

Apparently Steven has been hospitalized, he's contracted a new strain of gonorrhea, it's airborne, I hope he's okay.

[@HJules-cw6fb]

The two chins

[@trisubarkah8429]

"listen spotlight, you work at pet co, relax!"

[@onnerb123]

Someone told her she is funny. And the worst: She believed

[@poweredbygluten]

Here we go with the hate again, "unfunny Schumer", "joke stealer" etc. yet they watch every single video with her and complain how unfunny she is. Jeez, obsessed much?

[@poweredbygluten]

and yet you are here, clicked on the video thumbnail with Schumer... smh... I get people have different sense of humour and that's fine but why keep watching something that you don't enjoy?! Like I don't enjoy Fred Armisen's style - I think it's a bit slow&polite and gets boring (especially his new show on Netflix, though Portlandia has some funny sketches) so I don't watch it. It's very simple! Unless all these people (mostly men) are into S&M, which then it makes sense.

[@SAMZIRRA]

insignificantly important it's the same reason I watch car crashes even though they are terrible.

[@thevrana]

Or maybe he just watches Colbert no matter who the guests are.

[@Scott-BestCatDad]

Amy steals jokes. She isn't funny, some may even call her unfunny Schumer

[@SAMZIRRA]

Jeff II wow you sound stupid af. Someone get this twerp a towel to catch the drool.

[@gallowglass719]

9:08 Her hands touching the desk match the beat of the song exactly.

[@Julia-jk4hw]

I don't get it, why do people hate her??? she seems funny lol

[@athemocracy]

She's been known to consistently steal jokes and setups from other comedians.

[@Julia-jk4hw]

@@athemocracy oh yikes :/

[@flibgonrtsheglis242]

@@athemocracy No, she hasn't. She is the most hard working comic on the circuit.

[@flibgonrtsheglis242]

Amy is a sweetheart. My brother is a comedian in NYC and knows her. Says you can't meet someone sweeter or kinder.

[@arlo4639]

At the Gloria Awards she did a whole speech about how she actually raped someone when in College.

[@groovyroom]

I LOVED this! It's like watching a great tennis match.

[@isetfrances6124]

I adore Her! Go Amy honey.

[@ronswanson1410]

You adore that walking piece of pork fat? K...

[@Kate-re2xo]

OMG I'm Amy when he said some people don't do carbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@theunknownbeing7]

We don't do carbs not because we hate carbs, obviously. It's because we don't want to be shaped like her

[@RefinedQualia]

No you're not. You're just you. Boring, unfunny you.

[@Xplinter91]

only refined carbs make you fat lol

[@forowtra1173]

YuneShik Could not agree more.

[@nanochan1168]

I try to lower may carbs just because I have diabetes if it was only for looks I would be reacting just like her 😂😂😂

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

"...Change." BAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@SuperNovaJinckUFO]

Colbert: "You're absolutely beautiful" Amy: "I know"

[@steinbeckeast]

Stephen: don’t...don’t ever change Amy: ...change. THAT WAS SO CLEVER

[@JasmineLajeunesse]

Heidi Lee really? I didn’t get what was so clever about it...

[@Dachdogoriginal]

She seriously makes him laugh. That's great!

[@louisekendralohmann6386]

This woman is so funny and smart and courageous. She deserves all the glory.

[@TheCpmoros]

This is good satire, love it

[@Lafemmefutile]

She was great and real. Pasta is great. Wine is good. Have some. I like that she decides to work and have her best life no matter what the haters say, and look at that she’s a successful actor/writer and director. 🙌🏽

[@Dr.HouseMD]

That hug was legit.

[@WildSorrel]

lol that was hilarious, thoroughly enjoyed when she freaked out about some people not "doing carbs", that's totallly me lmao

[@dyslexicbatnam1350]

Seriously people think Amy doesn't deserve hate? I was in fourth grade lying in a hospital bed dying from pneumonia, meningitis and kidney failure and I was having a better time then than I ever have watching anything from Amy Schumer

[@goodwolf866]

Can John hold me?! This was such a great interview! Love Amy Schumer and the chemistry between 👍🏼.

[@AlainBruno]

She has the best personality 👍

[@merdesh2402]

Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian!

[@hailybywater7839]

I don't get all the fat comments though... Shes a bit big, true, but not in the morbidly obese category yet. Do you think she is a healthy weight?

[@groenteman777]

i dont get any of it, why is she funny? to me it is like she tries to much maby because i'm not american i don't know

[@glennbarrera8353]

By the year 2050 Amy will be considered a "skinny" American

[@AkshayAradhya]

merdesh You have been living under a rock

[@Freedom_and_Acceptance]

If all you haters want to see what Amy is like when she is not acting, go see the interview with Oprah. That's the woman you want to be your friend, she's amazing.

[@daan9666]

I swam with the dolphins here is the picture😂😂😂

[@GrotrianSeiler]

She really is brilliant. Deserves all her success.

[@romant142]

GrotrianSeiler not really

[@jasse85]

My vagina......... why aren't you laughing? Laugh or i will kick you out.- Amy schumer

[@absolutenutter1007]

GrotrianSeiler maybe cuz she stole jokes

[@jesseklaver8905]

GrotrianSeiler she steals jokes

[@uploaded113redone]

anyone can be brilliant with 5 writers and a book full of stolen jokes her only original jokes revolve around self-deprecating vagina jokes

[@inthemix7640]

she has an instinct for comedy and entertainment. she's so smart

[@moonnugget4598]

🖖🏾😹 I felt that reaction to the carbs joke!

[@alankarjoey258]

love her, always makes me laugh