Trump’s Spooky Garbage Man Costume | Protect The Women | Julia Roberts: Vote Any Way You Want

[@ElvenJediOfGallifrey]

"traffic cone that was also a sex doll" LMFAO I nearly choked on my tea at that one. Thank you Stephen.

[@wisdomsleuth77777]

It was the first thing that I noticed he look like a sex doll mouth open waiting for anybody to stick something in it

[@hugoo1549]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@darickhibbert1624]

..should get a free bowl of soup with that traffic cone/sex doll.

[@marygillmeister6013]

Perfect! 😂

[@JustAPasserby-e6z]

I can unfortunately only focus on the disgusting aspects. My stomach is in rebellion.

[@223Drone]

"Protecting women whether they like it or not" is the sort thing you hear from domestic abusers.

[@charlesmartin1121]

Trump didn't limit his abuse to his domestic setting.

[@feelthejoy]

My jaw literally dropped and I gasped out loud

[@WestCoastStoic]

So creepy and controlling

[@UBU-IME]

And sexual predators

[@HOTD108_]

Trump strikes me as the kinda guy who probably assaults, maybe even sexually assaults, women. If only we have proof of such crimes... Oh wait.

[@gilesluver]

"Protect them whether they like it or not." Ooo! Stalkerish! The fact that he doesn't know why that's inappropriate shows how delulu he is.

[@Lcharlo-f8j]

That's predator talk! He talks such utter nonsense. For a man who professes to be super smart, he is very weird.

[@raebo88]

​@@Lcharlo-f8jannnnd stupid

[@nancymcmonarch]

@@Lcharlo-f8j People who are truly super smart tend to keep it under wraps; they've got nothing to prove. When he brags about his "clever genius," it's clear he doesn't even believe it himself.

[@alexiswinter6948]

Protecting me without knowing what I need. Spoken like a true narcissistic sociopath.

[@Slo-ryde]

Translation “ I have to oppress you for my own good “

[@vassovarsakis6286]

Great Cappuccino sounds Steven! You nailed it! Thank you for helping diffuse our anxiety especially these days! Sending love from Canada😘

[@sapphicmoonlightlilith]

i turned 18 in april, and voted for the first time ever today, via mail in ballot. i'm so proud i'm able to use my voice like this.

[@clarkbilly5670]

thanx

[@johnarnold8122]

Fkyeah 🎉 thank you

[@Dbb277-2]

Thank you for voting! Your local elections are very important too. We kept a real goofball from becoming our mayor by just 11 votes in our town. Ended up with a woman mayor who was intelligent and did a great job instead of a whiny crab of a guy with personal vendettas. Hmmm, lol, kinda sounds familiar!

[@RH-yn7yq]

Good for you!!!!!

[@RH-yn7yq]

@@Dbb277-2 oh, amen!

[@pamelabaars6896]

GO WOMEN OF AMERICA that’s coming from an Aussie Grandma.

[@veronicababy7959]

Appreciated!

[@marjoriegarland2798]

Thank you for your support Australia! Love from New York 💗🗽💙

[@Scents4em]

Thank you❤ I voted blue in Indiana. On Saturday I’m canvassing with my sister and three friends. Another friend wrote 400 letters to undecided voters in swing states. Our husbands are voting blue too but I’ve noticed it’s the women who are working to elect Democrats like our lives depend on it.

[@psychmatisa]

AND A CANADIAN MOMMA!❤

[@cherrydelacruz1255]

I am Canadian but I go for 🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵

[@stephenmcfarland2298]

Women have the power to protect us from Trump "whether he likes it or not."

[@BUDDYCB4]

Perfect reversal😊💙

[@andrewstevenson118]

Imagine you have a daughter and she comes home from a date: "Dad, he told me would protect me, whether I like it or not." I see Project "I'm-not-weird-you're-weird" is going well for the Trump/Vance campaign.

[@newmoonjlp]

Well said

[@frinoffrobis]

and he is not going to like it .....

[@t-man2612]

Wasn't it women the reason why he won the first time?

[@fireinateacup89]

There's nothing I didn't absolutely LOVE about this clip! Absolutely nailed it, Mr. Colbert! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@tonyfuri9693]

Trump 24

[@fdggfgdfgd251]

Trump 2016 2024 and 2028

[@jonathanbenavidez201]

Same. Helped push more independent votes to (R). 🙌 🎊

[@fdggfgdfgd251]

@@fireinateacup89 weekly reminder. Trump WON

[@Noneya5241]

If you are in a relationship with someone who thinks they can tell you who to vote for or you have to lie about who you’re voting for RUN AWAY!!!

[@catherinemfaulkner]

exactly

[@thephilster6860]

And vote

[@gracemastrogiacomo393]

My sister did run away...

[@cinkiss81]

entirely too many women are in this situation . I see it every day.

[@NagappanaUsopp]

Or just don’t be in a relationship at all!

[@DixieTsutsaeva]

But for real, that ad by Julia Roberts made me cry. When I was in a dv marriage, I was so pressured to vote for a certain person it gave me so much anxiety in the voting booth because I felt like he would know somehow. Fifteen years older now and I get it. But it's so nice to hear it and to see it validated.

[@PhilipDeLamarter]

If I ever tried telling my wife who to vote for she'd tell me to get stuffed.

[@landonewts]

I’m glad you’ve gotten away from that. Glad you’re OK.

[@erlyndelacruzham5731]

The MAGA " garbage man" dressed appropriately.😂

[@Markus_Andrew]

You should never have been made to feel like that, that's terrible. I hope that's all behind you now 🙂

[@lacountess]

I’m so sorry you had to go through that. No one should feel that way. Glad it’s over.

[@TheH8trs]

I’ve voted Republican and Democrat. It’s not about party. Vote for what they stand for and who you think will serve the country better. In this case it’s Harris by a million mile.

[@SwiftJustice]

GOP's been the KLAN for sixty years but you let them lie to you

[@rogmac2366]

There is a massive difference between calling people garbage for their ethnic background and calling them garbage for their actions, decisions and lack of values.

[@MaryWalters-w8k]

Well, Trump admitted that his followers are garbage when he dressed up as the garbage man, a man who has a whole lot of garbage directly behind him.

[@sarahbass6116]

- protect women - send trump to jail.

[@marjoriegarland2798]

Hopefully end of November in New York prison sentence for 34 Felonies+❗⚖️🗽🇺🇸. 💙

[@kneau]

whether trump likes it or not

[@casper130rocks]

That is the smartest thing I have seen mentioned so far good work

[@casper130rocks]

​​@@marjoriegarland2798we can only hope but with his mental health condition I bet as soon as election angle has failed to get him free it will be his defence to keep trump from going to jail and it will be easy for a defence lawyer as it's the only truth that is about trump they have to keep him out of jail and I think they will carry on about how we can't send him to jail as he belongs in full time care facility not a prison and as a nation we don't send delusional people to prison we put them into care facility for their protection not put them in prison where they could be injured or killed well we don't in Australia no idea about America but I am sure it is same that mental competency is considered when sentencing happens

[@sallyhildreth3663]

YES PLEASE!! 💙🇺🇲💙🌊🌊🌊

[@carolselfridge5925]

When someone says, " I'm gonna protect You Women whether You like it or not." First thing that comes to mind is a Dangerous Stalker/ Serial Killer.

[@sealyoness]

I could have lived my whole life without having someone like Trump say that. So EW.

[@jenniferstone2975]

Right?! Ted Bundy sociopath vibes.

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

Psycho vibes right there. Run!

[@ariamason9324]

Mr grab them by the P, they let you, they love it.

[@thiefofa1073]

Women voting for Trump are like chickens supporting KFC...

[@christinecharles4586]

I loved Joe's "Trump supporter" comment... it was mild, compared to all the offensive things Trump has said and done over and over again! Yes, we should have more class than that, but I'm sick of double standards. It was spot on and hilarious!

[@raebo88]

get em Joe

[@maryanneslater9675]

Apparently he tripped over his tongue again and meant to say that the only garbage was what that Trump supporter (Hinchcliffe) said. But it's kind of like those typos that work out well -- like the time someone referred to fundamentalists have a one-tract mind.

[@JMarinelli]

He’s not wrong.

[@anitadees4223]

I think President Biden has suffered so much from Trump and his deluded cultists that he has earned the right to shout the truth about them as loudly as he likes.

[@jerrygibbons3772]

@christinecharles4586 Love it, it's this hate that spews from democrats, that chased so many on the fence to vote for Trump!!!!!! The racist Orange Man... Trump.. Recievwd more minority votes than any republican in history,,,,,, Ask yourself why?

[@gregoryferber3231]

2:29 F that. If you watched the MSG rally and you thought it was good, then you are a garbage person.

[@marcushojunyong]

It WAS good…as a reminder of what to expect if Agent Orange is not locked up and wins 2024

[@XDoggX]

come say it to my face Greg.... I live in western NC, THERE IS PLENTY OF FEMA HELICOPTERS LAYING AROUND HERE ON THE FKN GROUND, DOING NOTHING, BUT INTERFERING, Oh that's right we are trash, fk us and everything we lost right ??

[@fdggfgdfgd251]

Trump won 🏆

[@peacelove2.0.69]

Trump should have boarded through the back of the garbage truck instead of the passenger door 😂

[@KeithJackson-ux7eh]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@nickrhook4809]

Garbage doesn't load itself. That's why we have sanitation professionals whose job it is to throw the bags there

[@DS-tv2fi]

Dear god no! Think of the poor garbage that you’d be forcing him on!

[@kristinLB]

That’s a pass on him “protecting”us. Such a misogynistic narcissistic tactic.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

nancyr i’d risk getting a broken leg b4 i’d take “his” protection

[@lousialb8962]

Yup. It's the language of mafia, pimps, cult leaders, and dictators.

[@michaelholopainen2822]

You forgot "convicted rapist" from Trump's resume.

[@Blivot]

I think it's time to let them know when we win the election, things are gonna change slightly in these Red-Mega-States! Hey, if their state elector voted for, "The Chosen One," they get what he was going to give to us. Eazy Peazy! Let 's see now, where do we begin? Let's start off by taking away: #1. Their Obama-Care, #2. Their Social Security, #3. Their Constitutional Rights, #4.Their Right to vote, #5. Their Right to Abortion, #6. Since American Immigrants were banned in Red States, their entire economy will rot without these key workers supplying services and goods!

[@SapphireSword-pd1ix]

What you expect? The guy's apology to Puerto Rico for that comedian's "joke" is to hire a CUBAN band that sings "Vote for Donald Trump". The guy can't do anything without making it about himself.

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

"I'm going to do it whether the women like it or not" doesn't sound like protecting them, sounds more like something he has been convicted of in a court of law.

[@EVSSKI]

He said it on the access Holywood tape as well which is probably why his staff tried to stop him from saying it.

[@timbuckingham6734]

Trump's idea of protection is stay home cooking, cleaning & do as you're told

[@peachesandpoets]

I'm happy to see many men stand up openly and say that this is some bs

[@haroldplante8287]

Cool

[@KS-PNW]

Technically he was found to 'have committed by a court of law' (civil not criminal Court). Point is still 1000% valid. Just preempting the inevitable Trumper claiming that's not true then trotting out the technicality.

[@MariaMochow]

Thank you, Stephen Colbert for your sanity and humor!

[@mookiewilson4166]

Ooof! 🎉❤😂🎉😂❤

[@nellsie_]

We love you Colbert! Thank you for helping us survive this shit show for years.

[@AnastaciaBurns]

No kidding, it’s been rough.😢

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

I can't believe it's almost been a decade

[@kerryn6714]

It's been rough for me as well and I'm not even an American. Please vote blue USA. Whoever is the next POTUS will affect the entire world. With love and fingers crossed from this girl in Australia 💙🤞🇦🇺🇺🇲💙✌️💙

[@AnastaciaBurns]

@@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 IKR? 😞

[@pauldacus4590]

Every Biden gaffe is covered like it's The Original Sin. If Trump gaffes were covered like this, it would be on 24/7.

[@jeank8061]

So sick of the double standard!

[@RegebroRepairs]

Journalist: What do you think about that comedian calling Puerto Ricans "garbage" Trump: Isn't it obvious? I'm in a garbage Truck!

[@SilverMe2004]

But you cant use trumps words against him! besides he never meant anything he said. "Mexico is going to pay for the wall" by that he meant that Mexicans living in America wont get any disaster relief after he spent that budget on the wall. Just because he said he would have a Muslim ban is no reason to call his band on certain people a 'muslin ban'.

[@Kaylakaze]

It wasn't a gaffe. It was speaking fact.

[@pattycake1939]

So

[@sunny_software]

Women create humanity. I sincerely hope that women win in America. This will send a strong Signal around the World.

[@jdemarco]

I would like to personally thank you Mr. Colbert, along with Fallon, and cry- baby Kimmel, for helping Trump get elected!

[@lbednaz]

Traffic Cone Sex Doll gave the best laugh in weeks....Thank You!

[@Lonewolfmike]

I am tired of people getting their panties in a bunch over the slightest thing President Biden says while Donniie gets away with everything.

[@AWilliams-m6e]

I agree. Truthfully, even if he didn't mean it quite like that, I think he was closer to the truth than others would like to admit. It takes a terrible person to purposefully ignore all the horrible things trump says and vote for him anyway. It shows a disrespect of others and of our country

[@thomascanfield8571]

They keep saying that he don't know what he's talking about and has Alzheimer's but one slip up , now he knows exactly what he was saying. So dishonest.

[@irenemacias7423]

Agree , he deserves better , Stephen !

[@thelynn6037]

He's not getting away with the racist Puerto Rico comment!

[@NEbluefire]

AGREED! 🤬

[@pamelananley]

I had a look like that from another woman at the polls yesterday! I knew what it meant and we both smiled!

[@jumu7983]

You deserve happiness, Pamela.

[@davidchin7458]

Ironic "Garbage mouth" in a garbage truck dispensing more garbage!

[@carriehenas203]

Voted for Kamala today. A profound peace came with that. I hope all the states have their election protected. We will prevail and the American people will save their Country!

[@susanhayes5186]

Yes! I felt the same way after voting.

[@RiffatHyderAA]

❤

[@Kaylakaze]

I did too, and got in an argument with a Republican state house candidate who was out campaigning while waiting in line.

[@mopelolaadegoke3092]

@carriehenas203 Excellent. Thank you for your decision. Voting blue is the right thing to do because we love our country and it's essential and established democracy of over 240 years. We are not abandoning our America pride and opportunities.

[@CertifiedYoutubeBanger]

Trump has Won

[@bazzer124]

Same clown, different clown suit! We will NOT elect him president whether he likes it or not! Cheers....

[@TheUberjammer]

I just realized I should sell NFTs of Trump as the clown killer from It.

[@thomasbraeking6225]

@@TheUberjammer Good luck getting Stephen King's okay for THAT! King despises iDJiT!

[@nancymcmonarch]

And it's surreal that he's already blaming everyone else under the sun for his inevitable loss, when he's been bending over backwards to bite HIMSELF in the poxy, repulsive, unelectable (‿!‿) .

[@tonyfuri9693]

Trump 🎉🎉🎉

[@jerrygibbons3772]

@@bazzer124 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂All Aboard 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂The Trump Train 🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃CHoo...Choo Choooo 🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃Next Stop 🚃🚃🚃🚃Washington DC 🚃🚃🚃🚃Where we will be stationed the next 4 years🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃Chooo Choooo 🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

[@n.p.2653]

Stephen...Kimmel...and Seth have kept many of us sane.💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@jiorts]

❤

[@amybabbitt4198]

Hell to the YES! I thank Jesus for them❤️

[@susanwilliams8668]

Absolutely! X

[@normaj8280]

So true👍

[@jerryranallo1123]

Don't forget Jon Stewart!

[@Mynabyrd68]

All of these comments (save for the one guy, but y'all quickly out-trolled him) are overwhelmingly positive and my faith in humanity was resurrected by all of you. Thank you all!! And thank Steven for providing a platform for sanity in a torrent of chaos... Voted BLUE all my life!!

[@chadcoffman1870]

I vow to protect the woman in my life from physical, emotional and the likes of Donald D-bag Trump. Vote blue up and down to remove Trump and maga alike!

[@sunheri189]

Thank you

[@mariegarside8830]

Thank you

[@peachesandpoets]

Thank you brother

[@chillybbbee747]

Thank you for also telling the women you don't know, you have faith that we know what we should do with our bodies!!! Real men eat quiche and vote BLUE 💙!!!

[@theshadowman1398]

Your wife’s boyfriend is voting Trump

[@KathrynTanner-t8f]

Old lady here. Are there really younger women out there who are afraid to vote the way their husbands would not approve? Wow. We really have to keep from going back.

[@flyrobin2544]

Remember when they beat their wives and the police didn't do anything? First Roe vs Wade, now he tells us he'll strip the rest of our rights. We are not going back! Please Vote ladies our lives depend on it. 💙

[@reignofbastet]

Have you ever been to the South? Haha Heck, I grew up in KS (and live in OK now, besides living in several other states), and some of the most hateful, and hatefully stupid, people I’ve met are from there (Westboro is one example….). Not to mention domestic abuse in general, which doesn’t see state boundaries, financial status, or age. Fear of your partner is a real thing that sees no boundaries.

[@maryanngarcia3080]

Another old lady here. I’d be damned if either of my husbands would’ve told me who to vote for. Got a husband like that, get rid of him.

[@ruby07241]

I know. I'm 71 and the women's movement was monumental to me. Come on women. Who cares who your husband wants to vote for? Unbeiievable.

[@onequestion2059]

But how would their husbands find out how they actually voted?

[@wiscogirl81]

"Im gonna do it whether the women like it or not" Read that again, and again... 💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊

[@alexiswinter6948]

Is going to protect us from what he believes we shouldn't be doing.

[@Suzanna-g5q]

I can't believe that in the 21st century, women would feel that they need to hide their voting preference from their husband's.

[@wiscogirl81]

@@alexiswinter6948 what HE believes is exactly what women across the country need protection from, and evidently 247 other people agree with me, to your 1.. Do you not stand for women to make their own reproductive healthcare decisions? This question extends beyond abortion BTW..

[@SuperLeica1]

Doncon learnt that from the pimps in Queens?

[@CAROLINADEERTRACKERS]

When did they start carrying GARBAGE in the passenger side of the truck cab!!!!😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😂😂

[@TiggerToo27]

When they put Trump in the passenger side of the garbage truck. This nincompoop can't even collect trash properly! 🚚🤩🚚 💙VOTE BLUE💙

[@davenorth2903]

Stephan helps me keep my sanity. Whenever I think wtf has happened to America, a few minutes of this helps me restore my faith.

[@EmeraldIndira]

Same. I watch Jimmy Kimmel too

[@romans7842]

I can concur

[@kathybyerly7904]

If it weren't for Seth Johnny Jimmy and Jon stewart

[@MariannA-u4l]

Agree. For me too!!!

[@Vscustomprinting]

If only he was vegan

[@KeithJackson-ux7eh]

The convicted sexual predator is gonna protect women?? I think we reached peak stupid. But I thought the same thing with the injecting disinfectant fiasco

[@blight7152]

But wait ! There's more...

[@KeithJackson-ux7eh]

@ 😂😂👏👏👏

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

PEOPLE STILL VOTE FOR HIM! ITS NUTZ!

[@KeithJackson-ux7eh]

@ it boggles the mind

[@chateauBoudreau]

I thought the same with the grab them by the p**** remark. Then was horrified to see he hit to be president after that 😢

[@Faith-m3w]

Keep American women and couches safe from Trump/Vance. Vote for Harris.

[@Iluthra]

Voted for Harris/Walz whether trump likes it or not. And he won't.

[@helennokes5151]

- Same here. Voted 💙💙💙💙 BLUE for Integrity, DECENCY, and Democracy

[@kaiberberich1]

Don't forget the Ottoman .. and basically anything with cushions !!

[@Nancyr-x8o]

i was on reddit and someone asked, what is threads? the next person said, its whats left of the couch when JD's done with it, lol. Vancypants

[@flyrobin2544]

Back to the days when a man can beat his wife and they will do nothing. His laws will kill more women. WE ARE NOT GOING BACK!

[@donalddrake7133]

I love, love, love that commercial.

[@shavewithdave5339]

I think the Taliban has a similar policy of “protecting” women whether they like it or not.

[@annamara5252]

They taught him how to do it too at camp David that time, they are good friends

[@terredee]

Ooh! You are so right!

[@amydk274]

💯

[@shiva2731]

Much better analogy than my own simplistic: when a gaslighter says protect he means CONTROL. Well done!

[@Blivot]

You are righ. I think it's time to let them know when we win the election, things are gonna change slightly in these Red-Mega-States! Hey, if their state elector voted for, "The Chosen One," they get what he was going to give to us. Eazy Peazy! Let 's see now, where do we begin? Let's start off by taking away: #1. Their Obama-Care, #2. Their Social Security, #3. Their Constitutional Rights, #4.Their Right to vote, #5. Their Right to Abortion, #6. Since American Immigrants were banned in Red States, their entire economy will rot without these key workers supplying services and goods!

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

They put his name on the garbage truck…? You can’t make this shit up.

[@melodychang783]

Their campaign hasn't actually demonstrated much forethought or planning....

[@AZsunflower]

Perfect place for his name.

[@wyskass861]

It was a retort on Biden calling MAGA garbage. He's a scum bag but that was kind of clever and got him in news again, and everyone talking about him. Don't people realize that. That's his goal and everyone takes the bait every day

[@sealyoness]

He WAS NOT in the part of the truck he should have been.

[@justthinking9026]

Best place for him

[@KellsSmith1244]

Colbert should have gotten applause for the espresso machine imitation. Standing ovation!

[@mykhedelic6471]

Some first rate Michael Winslow-ing right there.

[@riluna3695]

He did, we just couldn't hear it over the sound of the espresso machine :P

[@lisagulick4144]

Agreed - it sounded just like the ones at the coffee shop!

[@annstoner8118]

Yes that was really fantastic. He got the sound down perfectly. He is a genius by the way

[@betsyw4943]

He was so on point with all his object work and miming today. It brought me joy, and it clearly brought him joy!

[@crysis63]

Can't wait to see you cry, sweet tears to sweeten my coffee.

[@Tcwilliams07]

The saddest thing is that we have to remind Women in America that they have the autonomy to vote for whoever they choose.

[@danielwaters191]

Two heartbeats, two bodies

[@svenvaltik5657]

​@@danielwaters191If you think abortion is murder, you're admitting you're uneducated.

[@jenniferschramn4095]

Yeah, marriage seems like coercion

[@danielwaters191]

@@svenvaltik5657 educate me about when life starts

[@Wud-f2r]

@@danielwaters191Educate me about when a clump of cells without a brain becomes human? Oh wait, it’s when they decide they get to force women to be human incubators for 9 months* even though the government isn’t allowed to force you to so much as give blood to save the life of a 10 year old with hopes and dreams and a loving family that knows them as a person when they’re 10 feet away from you and dying and you’re the only compatible donor.

[@alansmitheejr-g2q]

Talks trash, panders to trash and now he just collects it.

[@BluePatriotWinner]

Chefs kiss, Bro

[@anitadees4223]

Yep. Trump is a trash magnate and a trash magnet. That's how he ended up with JD Vance as his running mate.

[@Pennyshealthandwellnesstip-v6x]

😂😂

[@r8chlletters]

He has never emptied a trash can in his life 😂

[@jerrygibbons3772]

@@anitadees4223 He picked up 73 million of us garbage votes!!!!!!!

[@jackoboyle2833]

I believe it will be the women of America who will save our Constitutional Republic. Vote, Ladies! Don't back down. Exercise your hard won franchise in democracy.

[@judithharper6731]

If it weren’t for strong women we wouldn’t have any men.

[@ShantiRose222]

Amen!

[@SpicyVeg]

the yt women have proven to us they are traitors

[@SgtAndrewM]

Here for the Salt, greetings from the UK

[@Tonyhouse1168]

First time I’ve ever seen literal human waste in the front seat of a garbage truck.

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@feijoaify]

Excellent comment❤

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

That’s a union violation if I’ve ever seen one 🧐

[@ScourgeZX3]

Well, you have to admit that it is a good metaphor for the United States of America from 2016 to 2020.

[@notbot2648]

It was a regular truck until they put Trump branding on it.

[@DvLnDsGyZ]

It breaks my heart to know there are women out there, scared of their own husbands. Wondering if they will suffer consequences for just voting...

[@vickidavidson7924]

I would guess there are far more women out there like that, than we could imagine…SMH

[@monicaluketich6913]

Some of they probably will. My mom's second husband (my Dad had died 7 yrs before) was an abuser. Luckily for him, my brother, a medical doctor, didn't know to the extent. The abuser passed before my brother knew , otherwise, he would have gotten an appendectomy without anesthesia, whether he needed one or not. I knew about the verbal abuse but not the physical.

[@angiebear8727]

Used to be one about 16 years ago. Voting was one of my private rebellions so I know it happens. It is sad

[@narelle-creative-arts]

Here in Australia we generally don’t tell people who we are voting for, it’s always been a personal and private thing, I remember asking my parents who they voted for they wouldn’t say.

[@lindahenry6168]

I don't think they will even let them vote. They want dictate their every move.

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

Women know their lives are on the line. Or their daughters, mothers, sisters aunts or cousins lives. Some men just can't understand this.

[@kels1646]

Some of the men being wildly ignorant or lacking empathy I (so very unfortunately) get. But why are republican women voting for Trump? Can someone explain that to me? It makes the least amount of sense ever. Self-sabatoge.

[@heatherkaye8653]

Unfortunately not all women understand this either.😭 It's so bizarre, It was wild 8 years ago, and it's even more confusing to me now that he still has a grip over about half our nation's people, including women!

[@SapphireSword-pd1ix]

I'm a man and I understand. Because I'm not an idiot unlike a MAGA supporter who are most likely uneducated red necks.

[@justinarias88]

I wish I could see the tears you shed tonight. Today was great for our country

[@okzoomer5728]

Actually Trump in a garbage truck is the most apt metaphor I've ever seen him perform all by himself. A truly looney bin costume idea that fits him so well.

[@malcriadamedina5358]

Did you vote?

[@donnadelahanty9903]

He was sitting in the wrong place . . .

[@nickrhook4809]

He belongs in the back

[@billwalsh388]

He should have been riding in the back.

[@amybabbitt4198]

Yah. Even though he wouldn't last one hour actually working in a garbage truck. I'd love to see that hour tho. Can't stand his fake con man ass

[@GuttersMN]

The fact that some folks on the right are upset about an ad that tells women "you don't have to vote the way the man in your life tells you to" says a lot about those folks.

[@DebraDay-p4z]

Yes - and she did not lie, as magas claim. He said "did you make the right choice?" And she said yes.

[@DeepSeeBlue3636]

Yes it was and they were not claiming otherwise

[@terri6854]

@@RobertJuzstone Try and keep up with the rest of the class, Robby.

[@RobertJuzstone]

not upset about a silly ad about something that never happens, unlike obama and others telling you how men should vote in they were a "real man"

[@AnnaD-ro9sc]

@@RobertJuzstoneWRONG- there are plenty of deplorable MAGA men out there

[@garybaldrick]

Another day another Trumpster fire...

[@malcriadamedina5358]

Did you vote?

[@丫o]

You voted, though, right?

[@brianmeen2158]

“The AP has called the presidential race for Donald Trump” 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 MAGA!! Go Trump

[@B__C__]

Usually garbage doesn't climb into the front seat of the garbage truck.

[@carloscrecelius9597]

Yup, he was riding in the the wrong end of that truck..

[@BluePatriotWinner]

😂💙

[@SuzannePepin-r1r]

The had to disinfect the garbage truck cab with bleach, lysol and air refresner

[@Surge1077]

Almost didn't make it into the front seat. Old man Trump having trouble just opening a door....

[@michaelholopainen2822]

I whish someone had yelled "Garbage goes in the back" when Trump climbing into the cabin.

[@TheUluxian]

Yes, it is inappropriate for a twice adjudicated sexual batterer who assaulted women against their will to say he'd do ANYTHING to women "whether they like it or not"

[@karen-ec8yz]

Just continuation of a theme. I hope everyone is finally listening.

[@nomore6167]

On top of that, he has literally bragged about sexually assaulting women, because, "When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything."

[@sealyoness]

Not at ALL CREEPY, right? 🙄😱😱😱

[@Dbb277-2]

@@sealyonessvery creepy!!

[@chezmoi42]

What amazes me is that Trump's team actually has the self-awareness to recognize how inappropriate it is.

[@momohmart]

When we Vote, we Win! Let's secure the Harris-Walz Win💙💙💙💙

[@dewayne2189]

Definitely did not win and it wasn't going to be close ! More Americans want trump ! Definitely took out the garbage

[@brandyranly]

8:48 seriously if you are afraid the person you love or who is supposed to love you and take care of you would find out that you didn't vote for the same person they did and that's an actual issue that makes you afraid that they will find out there is something very wrong in your relationship or marriage. 😢

[@raipa111]

Agreed! If you don't feel comfortable about your sig other knowing how you voted, you should absolutely run! Don't share a bed if you can't share a booth.

[@bernadettelee155]

I'm terminally ill, and, since June, I've been praying to live long enough to see an end of DJT 🐂💩!! ☝🏿💙🎶🎶

[@robinthompson7099]

I'm sorry you're ill. I certainly hope your prayers work. 💙💙

[@SMyers-uh4du]

God bless🎉

[@SMyers-uh4du]

♥️

[@terrylawler3879]

God bless you Bernadette❤

[@sheilagraves11]

My prayers are with you, for your life and your honorable intention.

[@wryandwatchful]

Trump for dementia medicine 2024 💊

[@DeepThought420]

I'mma be real Joe wasn't wrong!

[@martin2289]

We know what he meant and agree 100%.

[@kellygoodman4773]

Anyone who supports Trump is garbage.

[@S-I-T]

If the shoe fits.....

[@doretlawson56]

​@@S-I-T WEAR I!!!

[@danschoenharl3856]

Deep Thought, my old friend, with your mind so vast and profound. Respectfully, I remind you that you never did understand the question. 42??? Really? But then again, I suppose your software was corrupted by your very expansive place in your world and the bureaucracy that secured it. Here on earth, things have been a little more rough scrabble, making the best with what you have, if you will. 42?? Use your words Deep Thought. For 2 are 1, and 3 to put a fine point on it, but, really Deepy, you are off your game. I am happy to report that the earth's matrix has been very successful in finding the question. The question has always only ever been: "Who is willing to love, and rise above." Joe was wrong, but, it's ok, we aren't voting for him this time around. Peace be with you. Here's the math: For 2 are 1, because 3 are.

[@laurennya494]

I loved this!

[@TheUluxian]

In regards to Joes comment.. "It was a joke" "It was taken out of context" "He never actually said that" "Fake News!" "No, no, no...What he MEANT to say was...." ---Just a smattering of the lame excuses we've had to listen to MAGA give over the past NINE YEARS for Trumps hateful rhetoric and name calling....

[@martin2289]

You forgot the Sgt. Schultz 3-monkeys defense. "I know nothing, see nothing, hear nothing."

[@maryanneslater9675]

He was trying to say that Hinchcliffe's routine was garbage but I think he had a Freudian slip of the tongue.

[@LeCrenn]

Amen.

[@kham9529]

​@maryanneslater9675 no, he was actually successful in saying what he intended. Apparently, folks don't know basic grammar because he used the singular "is." The only word terminating in an s sound that makes sense is "supporter's." I wasn't aware that correct grammar was a gaff, but I guess singular possessives should just be assumed to be too advanced for the American public?

[@flyrobin2544]

Joe is not running the orange menace is running has called , Baltimore a ‘disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess’/ Haiti and Africa _hitholes. Trump has the worst potty mouth there is. Vote for the person that has manners and knows how to be Presidential Vote for Kamala! 💙

[@lyra2282]

I've seen poll workers share stories of men trying to go into the voting booth with their wives. One man barged in despite the protests of the poll workers. Another guy said "I need to tell her who to vote her, she won't know on her own". This is no laughing matter. How many women are trapped with abusive conservative husbands and have to play along for their own safety? And feel afraid even in the sanctity of the voting booth? And that's if their husband even allows them to vote. It's heartbreaking.

[@lindaj5492]

Men intimidating or even watching their partners as they vote should be arrested for voter intimidation.

[@tickytacky8078]

Read p2025. It's literally a handmaids tale wet fantasy. They want us to regress 150 years. Can't let that happen.

[@sophierobinson2738]

No one told my husband and I couldn’t vote together. Of course, I told him who I was marking on his ballot, before I marked it, and he agreed. A brain injury as a teen made it very hard for him to mark the ovals, or even fill out paperwork because he couldn’t stay in the tiny lines. R.I.P. Mike, gone too soon.

[@anitadees4223]

@@sophierobinson2738 Me too. My daughter is smart, funny and highly verbal. She's also quadriplegic. I fill out the ballots for her faithfully, even when she chooses a Green Party candidate who has no hope of winning.

[@stimulationstation4054]

And the GOP wants to do away with no fault divorce, making it extremely difficult & dangerous for women to leave abusers.

[@mk84142]

Its a sad state of affairs in the world if we need an ad to notify public the voting is safe espeacially from their partners. I get it but its unfortunate we need that.

[@user-kb9cu4rl9z]

The ad is telling The Handmaids Tale Stepford Wives 2025 Spouses they can make ONE decision on their own that has great power. And their stupid red hat wearing husbands won't know. A good start to get them out of the cult.

[@ForrestFox626]

You are sadly not wrong

[@jjarkpotet]

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey Steve. Hey. Boo. Guess who won!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA.

[@herlandercarvalho]

The coffee machine impression was amazing. And now I want a cappuccino!

[@amybabbitt4198]

I know right!🤣

[@BonniFunk]

All I could think of was "Chopper Talk." 😆

[@monicaluketich6913]

Perfect sound effects!

[@cocobunitacobuni8738]

Poor guy, his first time opening a vehicle door.

[@Annette-sk2ll]

Not the first video of the guy not able to operate a door. And half the country thinks he's a viable candidate?

[@Jay_531]

😂😂😂

[@davidchin7458]

Dementia is advancing!

[@Cleow33]

@@Annette-sk2llor an umbrella…or a bottle of water!

[@Mynabyrd68]

Doorknob technology is beyond some people!

[@joannejesko4205]

That orange vest is the only thing reflective about trump.

[@High.Desert]

Congratulations 🎉 😂 enjoy 47 bro.

[@parkerhanson4009]

"I hope you enjoy this garbage truck" -The worst US president

[@shanedaley6236]

Best since Reagan the right is now punk rock it's hilarious to see the party's go full circle in 2000 the left hated war and now they love it

[@turonhayes1518]

A pristine straight off the lot garbage truck GTEFOH 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Slo-ryde]

The only useful thing he owns.

[@stsfuzzybear4613]

Not until it drives that giant hunk of garbage far away!

[@bonnford9164]

he is the worse since 1900.

[@graysoncoleman675]

I rarely actually laugh outloud but "traffic cone sex doll" made me holler. 😂

[@J3NN4F1R3]

Pure Gold

[@barbarafield4520]

I'll be laughing again and again over this one. Thanks Stephen, for the laughs that have kept many of us sane during the Great American Shitshow.

[@whackadoodle1]

Ditto! And I may have spit my drink out too! 🤣💙

[@samnelson2343]

Oh yes! I read ur comment just as it played and I too howled

[@LindaMorrison-m3q]

My tea left my mouth and sprayed my computer screen. What a mess 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@annerison-g2w]

In the one place that women still have the right to choose! Awesome messaging💙

[@jimkeo6926]

Colbert is the king of political satire

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

As a former barista I am impressed by Stephen’s impression of the milk frothing 😂

[@calicocritterscrafts886]

Right?! 😂😂😂

[@jembozaba4864]

Double standards again. Trump and MAGA are allowed to call Democrats whatever they hell they want with no pushback whatsoever. Biden responded to an awful comment and they all lose their minds

[@cherylpa527]

Exactly!!! 💙💙💙

[@szegediadam8793]

It's because they are garbage...

[@shanedaley6236]

Nothing as bad as the Dems say

[@clawdabove1941]

They're very easily triggered but feel entitled to abuse others. Signs of being emotionally stunted, which is why they connect so much with Trump.

[@queenreg7]

@@clawdabove1941 Bully behavior

[@layhdejjj9707]

A conman, a thief, and a rapist walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What'll it be Mr. Trump?" Harris/Walz 2024 🇱🇷🇱🇷God bless the USA

[@estherkropfl9985]

Love it!! So true.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

good one👋👍🏼🦋🦋

[@philipbranco9568]

A small point, that is the Liberian flag.

[@user-oc6ys2de7y]

Make Liberia Great Again

[@Dbb277-2]

@@philipbranco9568 never trust an emoji?

[@rafirc8yt]

LOL LOL LOL !!! LONG LIVE Stephen Colbert !!!

[@laura11654]

My husband and I are republicans. We both voted today. We voted for the ONLY choice. Harris/Walz. Vote blue 💙

[@feijoaify]

Thank you!

[@Allastrology]

Exactly. Its about our country vs a dictator ALL BLUE is the ONLY option

[@rottweilerfun9520]

Thank you for putting America first !

[@martin2289]

Please know how much your votes are appreciated, even though we may well quibble over certain policy issues.

[@Neal_YouTube]

Thank you. I’ll pay it forward and vote for a republican in 2028… useless they’re still batshit crazy

[@PremierCCGuyMMXVI]

Omg that ad made me tear up, and I’m a man WOMEN PLEASE SAVE US 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@clockdva20]

As a European, I think Women will be the tipping point for the US Election, they understand from the Mothers and Grandmothers how hard it was to gain those Rights and freedoms from the Male Dominated Political and Religious world we are talking Centuries, while Males have had a free ticket to do what they want since the dawn of time, we Men have never had to suffer the repression that Female had to live with or the risks that comes with being Female. They can save us from Trump and his Right Wing religious fanatics because this is not just an Election that affects the USA, but it's fallout and reverberations will be felt all around the world, especially with the rise of right wing parties across Europe. Also with the near three year long War in Ukraine, Putin needs a Trump win for him to claim victory. So the stakes are very high on November 5th 2024 it will be a turning point in the Early 21st Century History one that will be living for a long time in Human History regardless of the outcome. I myself pray for. a massive victory for Harris/Waltz, so Trump and Maga can not dispute the result or try to get himself Rubber Stamp by the by his Maga Supreme Judges into office. I hope we gain the right option.

[@elhoward7440]

Yes, Donald, you were called Hitler... by JD Vance. Remember him?

[@lesbethtacioni1733]

I just assumed he wanted to be just like his daddy. Since ol Fred was arrested in 1927 at the Queens Klan riot

[@rexluscus68]

He probably doesn't remember him. "J.P., er, i mean T.J...no? P. Diddy? Yeah, yeah, that's who my running mate is."

[@HylianFox3]

Doesn't ring a bell.

[@PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide]

@@rexluscus68 E L O N .....

[@B__C__]

I guess it's okay to support 'America's Hitler' when you are running to become America's Heinrich Himmler.

[@georgemichaelides4500]

Colbert is everything that is wrong with America today

[@SomeGuy-rc2lc]

Calling someone, or a group of ppl, garbage bc of their choice to support a fascist isn't wrong! That's criticism based on CHOICES made. It's very different from saying someone is garbage based upon race, which is NOT something ppl get to choose. Can't believe this is an issue. It's pathetic that it's been blown up like this.

[@shortsatire5669]

Love President Biden, an honest man with few filters.

[@KathleenBittner-n9w]

Joe spoke the truth. Now sit down and take it like a man!

[@zeekifyable]

not only that but trump calls democrats vermin and radical lunatics. so it’s only acceptable for him to do it??

[@lazurusknight2724]

This. You get to judge people based on their actions, and people get to judge you based on your actions.

[@lanceneidhardt4283]

Agreed. I'm tired of Dems mincing their words all the time. Trump (and the right as a whole) has conditioned everyone to be used to his disturbing rhetoric. Meanwhile, Dems have taken the supposed "high road" for years, so everyone gets all up in arms when they say the slightest thing. It sucks that this is the political landscape we're in, but Dems need to get with the times and stop bringing pool noodles to gun fights.

[@zealman79]

The miss when he tries to get into the garbage truck lol

[@annjohnson8437]

I can't believe that in 2024, we have to inform women that they don't have to vote for the candidate their husbands tell them to vote for. WTF America?!?!? 😢

[@carlaaxelson6338]

Stanford wives comes to mind

[@katescarratt4267]

​@@carlaaxelson6338Stepford Wives?

[@Domj618]

My wife can vote for any president candidate she wants as long as it's trump MAGA again ❤️♥️♥️🙏❤️ VOTE Vote for truth God USA 🙏

[@andresbarriga5305]

@@Domj618 Sure she will vote for him... but for her really without you knowing. ;)

[@32-DeuceCoupe]

@annjohnson8437 they are in abusive relationships or can't think for themselves. They are ready for project 2025

[@oldsharkbythesea3962]

2024 is a Victory for ‘Women of Color’! Slovenian-American Melania Trump and Indian-American Usha Vance. Yea Diversity!!!

[@DianaNestico]

Thank you Colbert 💙💙💙

[@Annacares63]

It’s so funny that Kamala made Rtump work at Mc Donald’s and President Biden made him drive around in a Garbage Truck 😂😂😂 and make the orange Menace take the worst photo ever 😂😂

[@blight7152]

😂 she also took YMCA from him .

[@Annacares63]

@@blight7152 🤣🤣

[@susanhartline7539]

He's such a sucka!!! 😂😅

[@ursulamarijancevic1457]

😂😂😂😂

[@jaysteele1031]

What a shame that Vice President Harris didn't mention her days wrestling gators in the Everglades.

[@michellewalters4484]

By the way, ladies, do you remember how well he protected you during the worldwide pandemic covid? I'll tell you one thing, I sure don't want him protecting me or any of my female relatives or friends. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@carro-xb9oz]

sry but what?? theres no protecting in the us whatsoever!!! just words!!! and ure soo stupid to go for it!! the rest of the world are just gasping at how dumb u are..no ofense but wtf? wake up!!! will ya!! from the rest of the planet!!

[@KarenBunch-bp8ip]

My classmate turned 60 that year in September and was dead in October. I will never forgive him for that.

[@jerrygibbons3772]

@@michellewalters4484 What color was that wave

[@michellewalters4484]

@jerrygibbons3772 Rigged election. Trump screamed it for four years. Our turn. Except he had a "little secret" with Johnson just days before the election. Hmmm .. 🤔🤔 Aside from that, gloating is not Christian, so shut up.

[@TigerTummy23]

Trump got the last laugh! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Trump! Trump! Trump!!! 🇺🇸 🦅 ♥️

[@anniebananie444]

Trump's teetering attempt to hop in a garbage truck was a clear reminder of just how ancient he is 🚛💥

[@gamepapa1211]

Joe calling the MAGA weirdos "garbage" is not scandalous. He's just stating facts.

[@show-me-retro]

MAGA making a big deal of this is soo hypocritical. DonOLD calls democrats vermin like 10 times a day... f'ing clown 🤡

[@YourHeartsDesires]

Didn't DT called Kamala, and her voters scum and garbage a few weeks ago. America a garbage can, and the disgusting comments at his msg rally!?

[@natalianakoriakova8084]

Cause they ARE!

[@patrickmaline4258]

doesn’t make it smart. ☮️❤️🌍🌎🌏

[@bethnorrod5942]

I got that by supporters Joe meant the "yes men",JD Vance and all the others within the campaign that feed Trump all the bigoted crap he says. But, it's also an adequate representation of his voters too. No its not scandalous. They have been calling anyone who disagrees with them enemies, traitors and unpatriotic.

[@medusainakron6678]

"She should never have let that happen," but he takes no responsibility for the hate-spewing comic at his rally. He's a piece of shite, and Shady Vance is even more vile. VOTE BLUE!!!

[@joannmatthews4810]

What happens in the booth stays in the voting booth!!!! PLEASE VOTE BLUE UP AND DOWN THE BALLOT 💙💙💙💙💙

[@Mabee25]

4:00 that's the greatest cappuchino impression!😂🤣💀😅

[@lunacco]

Dementia can cause difficulty with higher-level visual processing, such as reading, recognizing objects, and spatial localization. (He missed that truck handle by quite a bit)

[@blight7152]

Right eye and corner of the mouth look puffy and sagging more than the other side , right leg appears to be limited. Depth perception and equilibrium issues possibly (Door handle miss). I'm not a doctor , these are just things I've noticed over time .

[@Nancyr-x8o]

someone said, it wasn’t low enough

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

It looked like his right knee gave out just after that as well.

[@sharonx4641]

I’m republican and I decided to vote Blue, when I heard Trump say he’s putting JFK over all Health decisions 🤬

[@sharonx4641]

RFK

[@gsnyder2007]

Yeah, I hear ya. That is batshit crazy talk (putting JFK in charge of all our health and infectious disease agencies).

[@davidchin7458]

"Trump the Destroyer "wanting to kill off our healthcare system. Did the same thing with his appointments to Environmental Protection Agency and Department of Education ,basically reversing all the prior progress in those important areas! He is an EVIL TRAITOR! MAGA has no clue about this because they are blind with their hate and fear! Vote Blue to save our Democracy!

[@pedigreeann]

@@sharonx4641 Junior.

[@BrandNewBlueShoes]

Thank you, Ma'am!

[@josecanales2978]

Colberts physical comedy is #1