So they want to fix loneliness by... giving more excuses to avoid talking to another human? Ah... are we sure they thought this one through?
@ashleymusick4582Сағат бұрын
Could be their target consumers are not fit for regular human interaction…
@Unfortunately_MickeyСағат бұрын
Yes because their goal is to target lonely men's wallets and isolate them more so they need their products more
@mikiim573917 минут бұрын
Most of these techbros are incels who were losers in high school.
@byronlee17024 сағат бұрын
in line with the flashlight joke, he should have said choking the chicken
@tirkeydirkey21652 сағат бұрын
@byronlee1702 YOU should be a professional comedy writer. Nobody except for every person ever could come up with that joke
@CAP198462Сағат бұрын
I like where your head is at but Chick fil-a was founded by a guy (Truett Cathy) who would’ve been dead set against choking chickens. He also was dead set against hiring 👨🏿👩🏿.
@Kristen-ol6gi4 сағат бұрын
The graphic for this segment is very Craig Ferguson-esque...miss him, but I love Stephen too.
@DeanofSmoking45 минут бұрын
So many good laughs. I needed these. LOL
@imakethesites3048Сағат бұрын
2:03 "Employees can do what they love most: looking for new jobs!"
@beansnrice3214 сағат бұрын
Beep beep beep beep blorp blorp beep. XD
@DanielGronau-f7fСағат бұрын
As a German, calling that one device "Handy" is extra hilarious: We use some "fake English" words which don't exist or have a different meaning ("Showmaster" instead of "entertainer", "Oldtimer" for an old car, "Smoking" for "smoking jacket"...), and "Handy" is our word for a mobile phone.
@danikoenigСағат бұрын
In Switzerland a "Handy is called "Natel" which means "Nationales Auto Telefon" (National Car Telephone).
@Max.Paprika4 сағат бұрын
The Chick-fil-A punchline would have been perfect for Norm MacDonald.
@gladtravis4 сағат бұрын
His punchline delivery was 100% Weekend Update Norm. RIP.
@malavoy13 сағат бұрын
Stephen, when is that coffee maker going to be on the merch store?
@TheloniousCube4 сағат бұрын
"Every chicken is hand-murdered!"
@wendigo534 сағат бұрын
I don't think the chicken abattoir final solution involves human hands. (I've been wrong before.)
@fjsioewiox3 сағат бұрын
yes we saw the video too
@teeveepartyСағат бұрын
Which grandpa wrote that Centipede joke? I loved it!!!
@davidg39444 сағат бұрын
You forgot the link to the Companion Robot company, which we need so we can express out intere... Our outrage. Yes, that's it.
@onepiece_luffysgirl2 сағат бұрын
Wow whom ever is writing those jokes for him.. They r good.. And he delivers
@EddieGaster4 сағат бұрын
"She wore me out last night, Trebek."
@ronrussell56762 сағат бұрын
The "Handy" is like a device that Howard Wolowitz built on "Big Bang Theory", with predictable results.
@themusicbook8679Сағат бұрын
What did they do, glue the mouse's eyes to the goggles??? Where's our PETA mouse robot?
@jardinise4292Сағат бұрын
The peta bit after chicken murder is iconic
@mceajcСағат бұрын
I think a lot of the "male lonliness epidemic" could be eased by teaching men to treat women better. I don't think Meta allowing speech which treats women "as objects or property" is going to help.
@rabrophy5 сағат бұрын
Choking the chicken on TY?
@billsadler333 минут бұрын
Thank you of the screenshot for the Gizmo i'm sure we can make one of our shop class at high school
@billsadler324 минут бұрын
Posted on facebook... Gizmodo P-1 Draggin!
@Lia-zw1ls7tz7o4 сағат бұрын
3:24 that will be so confusing to Germans because they will grab their phones every time they hear that name. 😉
@TianaSidhe11 минут бұрын
Was not expecting footage from Centipede for the Atari in this day and age. Neat!
@aohige3 сағат бұрын
4:46 tbf, Japanese farmers aren't dirt poor. It's a heavily nationally assisted profession there. I know it's a joke, but gotta point out it's not at all like in America.
@BrianHiles-y3q4 сағат бұрын
_Genius!_ or _Cracked!_ I can't decide on which.
@ircjesselee4 сағат бұрын
1:01 *Cyborgasm*
@TheBlade9962 сағат бұрын
4:19 So cancer already cured, right! 🤪
@ChrisT-w4p3 сағат бұрын
Way to go, Stephen!
@Tonyhouse11684 сағат бұрын
“Have a blessed day dead chicken!!!!”
@thaphreakСағат бұрын
PETA looking out for our cyborg brethren, they made the first roboveal. So futuristic, so tender.
@ZachariahWiedeman2 сағат бұрын
I worked at Chick-fil-A for three years. Squeezed thousands of lemons in my day. 😅
@AbeKenney4 сағат бұрын
Damn hilarious!
@jasontechlord4 сағат бұрын
If only you were able to get LTT to help you out for CES. But then again no late night show would ever bring on a KZbinr.
@bluegreenglue656533 минут бұрын
From "Down in the Park" by Gary Numan: "We are not lovers, we are not romantics, we are here to serve you; a different face, but the words never change."
@juliettebobcat7042 сағат бұрын
Peta better not try taking that calf to Philly. They'll beat it up and leave it in the gutter like they did the Hitchbot.
@mathrockerСағат бұрын
LMAO at a mom joke. thank you Stephen, for letting me know I am not the only one who has the dumbest sense of humour sometimes.
@VailRyan4 сағат бұрын
Is he choking the chicken?
@thomashenske681440 минут бұрын
Farmers are not as poor as you think or they want you to believe
@jonathanbranum8976Сағат бұрын
Colbert, how'd ya miss a choking the chicken joke with those 10000 xtra hours--hehehe... ;p
@cathymaher62862 сағат бұрын
Goggles for mice - still no cure for cancer. Interesting.
@brianhelgerson87Сағат бұрын
The robot bears a striking resemblance to Pam Bondi. Hmmmn...
@matthewchristie77123 сағат бұрын
external revenue service = trump's money
@Sjalabais4 сағат бұрын
A better approach to the "male loneliness pandemic" would be quitting all these insane podcasts, reconnect with reality, and get a life. Wild suggestion, I know. Bring in the AI rubber ladies.
@KingRidley3 сағат бұрын
Actually the solution is like a teaspoon of empathy, but good luck getting that in this economy, am I right?
@bobbarker17985 сағат бұрын
Favoring a robot over doing the work necessary in relationship! No wonder married women are so unhappy. smh
@davidg39444 сағат бұрын
Not the married women I go out with. Perhaps because I'm not married to them....
@Leah_NewtonСағат бұрын
Saw the Stroker and The Oh! from this video, my immediate response: The Stroker: if I own a dildo, I won't buy it 😂 The Oh!: if I need a music-reacting vibrator, I don't need it 🤣 How are those best toys of 2025? Are these rated by children? 🤪
40 минут бұрын
I mean, Owen Lars bought R2D2 and C3PO to help him with farming, and this is how the Star Wars movies begun, so...
@unvergebeneidСағат бұрын
Why do mice now have a better VR setup than I do?
@DNTXPCTMCH19 минут бұрын
Technology and I have a mutual disrespect.
@AmandaRollins-om1zd48 минут бұрын
Who wrote this segment?
@RichardX1Сағат бұрын
I'm of the age where I would ask if the PETA calf could turn into a cassette.
@djc63232 сағат бұрын
Wait! They deployed a robot calf in Florida to stop ppl from wearing leather? Florida? The super hot most southern state were ppl wear the least amount of clothes let alone leather.
@christophermerlot33663 сағат бұрын
I'd hate to meet the woman who uses the Oh! and listens to Slayer.
@shahbazfawbush2 сағат бұрын
Stephen is choking his chicken on national tv now...
@RiccardoDiMeo57 минут бұрын
What's wrong with Black Adam? I watched it and it wasn't that bad... :D
@wo1fsban3128 минут бұрын
3:30 I was so afraid this would be something transphobic... instead its one of the funnier jokes of the segment, imo
@StarTexaspets2 сағат бұрын
Terrible jokes here
@BrianGartlan-e7i4 сағат бұрын
... am I the only one confused and afraid of the idea poking the robot in the eye makes it do that?
@jessehammer1234 сағат бұрын
Don’t kink-shame. If that’s what gets the robot off, that’s what gets the robot off.
@freya8133Сағат бұрын
Stephen, the economy is good (3:39). Inflation is at 2.1 percent.
@himasfСағат бұрын
Be kinder, go vegan 🙌
@3slicessenpai13 минут бұрын
Ok but can the farmer robot transform and combine with others to make a SUPER FARMER ROBOT? No? JAPAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
@Huongsokmach4 сағат бұрын
Cool android screen in a VR headset. 😭😫😔
@patricialewis83072 сағат бұрын
❤😂😊
@crazytrain8616 минут бұрын
Audience laughing about the male loneliness epidemic. Stay classy kids. It only matters if women are having the problems 👌
@heartofdawn23412 сағат бұрын
If men want to stop feeling lonely, then they better get used to being able to open up to people and treat others with respect. You're the ones responsible for your own lives. It's not other people's job to fix you. Also, go to therapy. Seriously. Your mental health is just as important as your physical.
@heartofdawn23412 сағат бұрын
Side note: therapy is like going to a trainer or a coach. They can help you get better, but only if you are willing to put the work in.
@aviralgupta3934 сағат бұрын
why is the LSSC quoting NDTV? 😂 seems like there's Indians among the writers
@aviralgupta3934 сағат бұрын
the Rs 1.5 crore caught my eye 😅
@jacquelineknauff48355 сағат бұрын
BET SHE'S JUST YOUR TYPE STEVEN🙄
@davidg39444 сағат бұрын
Is that you, Mrs. Onassis?
@jacquelineknauff48354 сағат бұрын
@davidg3944 IN A PAST LIFE MAYBE
@jacquelineknauff48355 сағат бұрын
😉🫣
@ivorsmith3999Сағат бұрын
Cheap laughs at the expense of vegans? Really? Okay, I'm done with you Stephen.
@voodookid8907Сағат бұрын
Ok. You can stop watching it from now on
@ivorsmith3999Сағат бұрын
@@voodookid8907 I shall.
@gundoxcrit1652Сағат бұрын
Pretty sure vegans have been cheap laughs for like 2 decades, with the most common joke/truth being how can you spot a vegan? They’ll tell you.
@WolfsToob35 минут бұрын
Doh! Missed a good joke opportunity there, especially after the flashlight joke! Should have been: "Every chicken... is hand choked." 🤣