Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: Female Robot Companions | PETA's Robot Calf | 2025's Best Sex Toys

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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@LadySnowfaerie
@LadySnowfaerie 3 сағат бұрын
So they want to fix loneliness by... giving more excuses to avoid talking to another human? Ah... are we sure they thought this one through?
@ashleymusick4582
@ashleymusick4582 Сағат бұрын
Could be their target consumers are not fit for regular human interaction…
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey Сағат бұрын
Yes because their goal is to target lonely men's wallets and isolate them more so they need their products more
@mikiim5739
@mikiim5739 17 минут бұрын
Most of these techbros are incels who were losers in high school.
@byronlee1702
@byronlee1702 4 сағат бұрын
in line with the flashlight joke, he should have said choking the chicken
@tirkeydirkey2165
@tirkeydirkey2165 2 сағат бұрын
@byronlee1702 YOU should be a professional comedy writer. Nobody except for every person ever could come up with that joke
@CAP198462
@CAP198462 Сағат бұрын
I like where your head is at but Chick fil-a was founded by a guy (Truett Cathy) who would’ve been dead set against choking chickens. He also was dead set against hiring 👨🏿👩🏿.
@Kristen-ol6gi
@Kristen-ol6gi 4 сағат бұрын
The graphic for this segment is very Craig Ferguson-esque...miss him, but I love Stephen too.
@DeanofSmoking
@DeanofSmoking 45 минут бұрын
So many good laughs. I needed these. LOL
@imakethesites3048
@imakethesites3048 Сағат бұрын
2:03 "Employees can do what they love most: looking for new jobs!"
@beansnrice321
@beansnrice321 4 сағат бұрын
Beep beep beep beep blorp blorp beep. XD
@DanielGronau-f7f
@DanielGronau-f7f Сағат бұрын
As a German, calling that one device "Handy" is extra hilarious: We use some "fake English" words which don't exist or have a different meaning ("Showmaster" instead of "entertainer", "Oldtimer" for an old car, "Smoking" for "smoking jacket"...), and "Handy" is our word for a mobile phone.
@danikoenig
@danikoenig Сағат бұрын
In Switzerland a "Handy is called "Natel" which means "Nationales Auto Telefon" (National Car Telephone).
@Max.Paprika
@Max.Paprika 4 сағат бұрын
The Chick-fil-A punchline would have been perfect for Norm MacDonald.
@gladtravis
@gladtravis 4 сағат бұрын
His punchline delivery was 100% Weekend Update Norm. RIP.
@malavoy1
@malavoy1 3 сағат бұрын
Stephen, when is that coffee maker going to be on the merch store?
@TheloniousCube
@TheloniousCube 4 сағат бұрын
"Every chicken is hand-murdered!"
@wendigo53
@wendigo53 4 сағат бұрын
I don't think the chicken abattoir final solution involves human hands. (I've been wrong before.)
@fjsioewiox
@fjsioewiox 3 сағат бұрын
yes we saw the video too
@teeveeparty
@teeveeparty Сағат бұрын
Which grandpa wrote that Centipede joke? I loved it!!!
@davidg3944
@davidg3944 4 сағат бұрын
You forgot the link to the Companion Robot company, which we need so we can express out intere... Our outrage. Yes, that's it.
@onepiece_luffysgirl
@onepiece_luffysgirl 2 сағат бұрын
Wow whom ever is writing those jokes for him.. They r good.. And he delivers
@EddieGaster
@EddieGaster 4 сағат бұрын
"She wore me out last night, Trebek."
@ronrussell5676
@ronrussell5676 2 сағат бұрын
The "Handy" is like a device that Howard Wolowitz built on "Big Bang Theory", with predictable results.
@themusicbook8679
@themusicbook8679 Сағат бұрын
What did they do, glue the mouse's eyes to the goggles??? Where's our PETA mouse robot?
@jardinise4292
@jardinise4292 Сағат бұрын
The peta bit after chicken murder is iconic
@mceajc
@mceajc Сағат бұрын
I think a lot of the "male lonliness epidemic" could be eased by teaching men to treat women better. I don't think Meta allowing speech which treats women "as objects or property" is going to help.
@rabrophy
@rabrophy 5 сағат бұрын
Choking the chicken on TY?
@billsadler3
@billsadler3 33 минут бұрын
Thank you of the screenshot for the Gizmo i'm sure we can make one of our shop class at high school
@billsadler3
@billsadler3 24 минут бұрын
Posted on facebook... Gizmodo P-1 Draggin!
@Lia-zw1ls7tz7o
@Lia-zw1ls7tz7o 4 сағат бұрын
3:24 that will be so confusing to Germans because they will grab their phones every time they hear that name. 😉
@TianaSidhe
@TianaSidhe 11 минут бұрын
Was not expecting footage from Centipede for the Atari in this day and age. Neat!
@aohige
@aohige 3 сағат бұрын
4:46 tbf, Japanese farmers aren't dirt poor. It's a heavily nationally assisted profession there. I know it's a joke, but gotta point out it's not at all like in America.
@BrianHiles-y3q
@BrianHiles-y3q 4 сағат бұрын
_Genius!_ or _Cracked!_ I can't decide on which.
@ircjesselee
@ircjesselee 4 сағат бұрын
1:01 *Cyborgasm*
@TheBlade996
@TheBlade996 2 сағат бұрын
4:19 So cancer already cured, right! 🤪
@ChrisT-w4p
@ChrisT-w4p 3 сағат бұрын
Way to go, Stephen!
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 4 сағат бұрын
“Have a blessed day dead chicken!!!!”
@thaphreak
@thaphreak Сағат бұрын
PETA looking out for our cyborg brethren, they made the first roboveal. So futuristic, so tender.
@ZachariahWiedeman
@ZachariahWiedeman 2 сағат бұрын
I worked at Chick-fil-A for three years. Squeezed thousands of lemons in my day. 😅
@AbeKenney
@AbeKenney 4 сағат бұрын
Damn hilarious!
@jasontechlord
@jasontechlord 4 сағат бұрын
If only you were able to get LTT to help you out for CES. But then again no late night show would ever bring on a KZbinr.
@bluegreenglue6565
@bluegreenglue6565 33 минут бұрын
From "Down in the Park" by Gary Numan: "We are not lovers, we are not romantics, we are here to serve you; a different face, but the words never change."
@juliettebobcat704
@juliettebobcat704 2 сағат бұрын
Peta better not try taking that calf to Philly. They'll beat it up and leave it in the gutter like they did the Hitchbot.
@mathrocker
@mathrocker Сағат бұрын
LMAO at a mom joke. thank you Stephen, for letting me know I am not the only one who has the dumbest sense of humour sometimes.
@VailRyan
@VailRyan 4 сағат бұрын
Is he choking the chicken?
@thomashenske6814
@thomashenske6814 40 минут бұрын
Farmers are not as poor as you think or they want you to believe
@jonathanbranum8976
@jonathanbranum8976 Сағат бұрын
Colbert, how'd ya miss a choking the chicken joke with those 10000 xtra hours--hehehe... ;p
@cathymaher6286
@cathymaher6286 2 сағат бұрын
Goggles for mice - still no cure for cancer. Interesting.
@brianhelgerson87
@brianhelgerson87 Сағат бұрын
The robot bears a striking resemblance to Pam Bondi. Hmmmn...
@matthewchristie7712
@matthewchristie7712 3 сағат бұрын
external revenue service = trump's money
@Sjalabais
@Sjalabais 4 сағат бұрын
A better approach to the "male loneliness pandemic" would be quitting all these insane podcasts, reconnect with reality, and get a life. Wild suggestion, I know. Bring in the AI rubber ladies.
@KingRidley
@KingRidley 3 сағат бұрын
Actually the solution is like a teaspoon of empathy, but good luck getting that in this economy, am I right?
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 5 сағат бұрын
Favoring a robot over doing the work necessary in relationship! No wonder married women are so unhappy. smh
@davidg3944
@davidg3944 4 сағат бұрын
Not the married women I go out with. Perhaps because I'm not married to them....
@Leah_Newton
@Leah_Newton Сағат бұрын
Saw the Stroker and The Oh! from this video, my immediate response: The Stroker: if I own a dildo, I won't buy it 😂 The Oh!: if I need a music-reacting vibrator, I don't need it 🤣 How are those best toys of 2025? Are these rated by children? 🤪
40 минут бұрын
I mean, Owen Lars bought R2D2 and C3PO to help him with farming, and this is how the Star Wars movies begun, so...
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid Сағат бұрын
Why do mice now have a better VR setup than I do?
@DNTXPCTMCH
@DNTXPCTMCH 19 минут бұрын
Technology and I have a mutual disrespect.
@AmandaRollins-om1zd
@AmandaRollins-om1zd 48 минут бұрын
Who wrote this segment?
@RichardX1
@RichardX1 Сағат бұрын
I'm of the age where I would ask if the PETA calf could turn into a cassette.
@djc6323
@djc6323 2 сағат бұрын
Wait! They deployed a robot calf in Florida to stop ppl from wearing leather? Florida? The super hot most southern state were ppl wear the least amount of clothes let alone leather.
@christophermerlot3366
@christophermerlot3366 3 сағат бұрын
I'd hate to meet the woman who uses the Oh! and listens to Slayer.
@shahbazfawbush
@shahbazfawbush 2 сағат бұрын
Stephen is choking his chicken on national tv now...
@RiccardoDiMeo
@RiccardoDiMeo 57 минут бұрын
What's wrong with Black Adam? I watched it and it wasn't that bad... :D
@wo1fsban312
@wo1fsban312 8 минут бұрын
3:30 I was so afraid this would be something transphobic... instead its one of the funnier jokes of the segment, imo
@StarTexaspets
@StarTexaspets 2 сағат бұрын
Terrible jokes here
@BrianGartlan-e7i
@BrianGartlan-e7i 4 сағат бұрын
... am I the only one confused and afraid of the idea poking the robot in the eye makes it do that?
@jessehammer123
@jessehammer123 4 сағат бұрын
Don’t kink-shame. If that’s what gets the robot off, that’s what gets the robot off.
@freya8133
@freya8133 Сағат бұрын
Stephen, the economy is good (3:39). Inflation is at 2.1 percent.
@himasf
@himasf Сағат бұрын
Be kinder, go vegan 🙌
@3slicessenpai
@3slicessenpai 13 минут бұрын
Ok but can the farmer robot transform and combine with others to make a SUPER FARMER ROBOT? No? JAPAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
@Huongsokmach
@Huongsokmach 4 сағат бұрын
Cool android screen in a VR headset. 😭😫😔
@patricialewis8307
@patricialewis8307 2 сағат бұрын
❤😂😊
@crazytrain86
@crazytrain86 16 минут бұрын
Audience laughing about the male loneliness epidemic. Stay classy kids. It only matters if women are having the problems 👌
@heartofdawn2341
@heartofdawn2341 2 сағат бұрын
If men want to stop feeling lonely, then they better get used to being able to open up to people and treat others with respect. You're the ones responsible for your own lives. It's not other people's job to fix you. Also, go to therapy. Seriously. Your mental health is just as important as your physical.
@heartofdawn2341
@heartofdawn2341 2 сағат бұрын
Side note: therapy is like going to a trainer or a coach. They can help you get better, but only if you are willing to put the work in.
@aviralgupta393
@aviralgupta393 4 сағат бұрын
why is the LSSC quoting NDTV? 😂 seems like there's Indians among the writers
@aviralgupta393
@aviralgupta393 4 сағат бұрын
the Rs 1.5 crore caught my eye 😅
@jacquelineknauff4835
@jacquelineknauff4835 5 сағат бұрын
BET SHE'S JUST YOUR TYPE STEVEN🙄
@davidg3944
@davidg3944 4 сағат бұрын
Is that you, Mrs. Onassis?
@jacquelineknauff4835
@jacquelineknauff4835 4 сағат бұрын
@davidg3944 IN A PAST LIFE MAYBE
@jacquelineknauff4835
@jacquelineknauff4835 5 сағат бұрын
😉🫣
@ivorsmith3999
@ivorsmith3999 Сағат бұрын
Cheap laughs at the expense of vegans? Really? Okay, I'm done with you Stephen.
@voodookid8907
@voodookid8907 Сағат бұрын
Ok. You can stop watching it from now on
@ivorsmith3999
@ivorsmith3999 Сағат бұрын
@@voodookid8907 I shall.
@gundoxcrit1652
@gundoxcrit1652 Сағат бұрын
Pretty sure vegans have been cheap laughs for like 2 decades, with the most common joke/truth being how can you spot a vegan? They’ll tell you.
@WolfsToob
@WolfsToob 35 минут бұрын
Doh! Missed a good joke opportunity there, especially after the flashlight joke! Should have been: "Every chicken... is hand choked." 🤣
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