Stephen Helps President Obama Polish His Résumé

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Күн бұрын

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@shanaranjan
@shanaranjan 5 жыл бұрын
"I'd like a corner office, or at least an office with corners in it" Oval Office, this class of humour---
@reginaldhouse7731
@reginaldhouse7731 5 жыл бұрын
Oooh now I get it. I was wondering why he said that because my mind couldn't stop thinking "but all offices have corners. Does he mean with pillars, so there would be more corners? Weird thing to say. Maybe it didn't come out right."
@pauloabreu1210
@pauloabreu1210 5 жыл бұрын
The audience didn’t get it
@xl000
@xl000 5 жыл бұрын
it's a reference to the least stupid of W Bush quotes: The reason the Oval Office is round is there are no corners you can hide in.
@joshuajones8455
@joshuajones8455 5 жыл бұрын
I admit I didn't get that joke until I read your comment.
@NickB-md1oy
@NickB-md1oy 4 жыл бұрын
Great job you figured it out!
@NicolaiBolas
@NicolaiBolas 5 жыл бұрын
"We can't accept that answer." "Yes We Can." Whoever wrote this sketch is brilliant!
@suesan7242
@suesan7242 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not American… can someone pls explain this joke tia
@vojtechnovacek7776
@vojtechnovacek7776 4 жыл бұрын
@@suesan7242 It was his slogan in 2008 campaign
@cereal-killer4455
@cereal-killer4455 4 жыл бұрын
Also the line about preferring to work in an office with corners, referring to the Oval Office which doesn’t have corners.
@Moneyg73
@Moneyg73 4 жыл бұрын
Bob the builder is somewhere swinging at air.
@alicante275
@alicante275 3 жыл бұрын
The key thing was he eventually got to the 3 words or less formulation, using the 2008 slogan.
@Synathidy
@Synathidy 5 жыл бұрын
Obama just really has a great "presidential" personality. Composed... articulate... mature, yet good-humored.
@arthurcupitt7362
@arthurcupitt7362 5 жыл бұрын
TRUMP is a Russian Jail him
@dingodyno9016
@dingodyno9016 5 жыл бұрын
it really is like how they say, you dont know what you have till its gone
@boliussa
@boliussa 5 жыл бұрын
He has no common sense. He'd have made a great poet.
@benjicool2808
@benjicool2808 4 жыл бұрын
i think he's just a cool dude, don't always agree with him but respectable
@carlsj4406
@carlsj4406 4 жыл бұрын
Bottom line, the MAGA people choose the worst person that they could find in America and made him president, not because he will do good, but to do bad.
@mirzas668
@mirzas668 2 жыл бұрын
“I’d like a nice corner office. Or at least an office that has corners in it” This joke almost went over my head😂👏
@SnowbordrWRX
@SnowbordrWRX 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. I would... Catch it
@vanessamorgayze3285
@vanessamorgayze3285 2 жыл бұрын
@@SnowbordrWRX Drax is that you? Lol
@mathengelidsy1289
@mathengelidsy1289 2 жыл бұрын
From the oval😂😂😂
@vivvasbill
@vivvasbill 2 жыл бұрын
Me too, 😂
@bernardavril7028
@bernardavril7028 Жыл бұрын
(sorry for my english) I thinks it's because he doesn't want anymore a job in a white house oval office
@_anneli_
@_anneli_ 4 жыл бұрын
I love President Obama's dead serious face during the whole thing. He certainly does have a great sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously.
@Fackeldackel
@Fackeldackel 4 жыл бұрын
But what if... Plottwist: This was a joke by the secret service and Obama actually wanted to know how he got in there ;-)
@savageaf6023
@savageaf6023 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Obama could act in movies if he wanted too, he was hella funny in this
@galemiller7422
@galemiller7422 4 жыл бұрын
@@savageaf6023 he is good😅
@r2black74
@r2black74 4 жыл бұрын
I agree, my heart is heavy and I'm honestly scared what's going to happen next week.
@erriebro
@erriebro 4 жыл бұрын
The Comically Serious
@crinky3907
@crinky3907 4 жыл бұрын
“I have the Nobel peace prize.” “What’d you get that for?” “To be honest, I still don’t know.” This KILLED me, lool.
@clemencec3790
@clemencec3790 4 жыл бұрын
Best joke honestly, this is so spot on lol
@kylefast9650
@kylefast9650 4 жыл бұрын
Clémence C I really like the turkey one,
@DerpEye
@DerpEye 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he's actually right, considering how much drone killing there was going on during his administration.
@lattenkack3592
@lattenkack3592 4 жыл бұрын
@@DerpEye ^
@lockdown550
@lockdown550 4 жыл бұрын
@@DerpEye but it's weird that he got the award before he went on the killing spree
@ToYobee
@ToYobee 8 жыл бұрын
Best subtle joke was: "I hate when people reduce complex ideas to catch phrase". Then he replies - "Yes, We can". No one can match his sense of humor, grace and delivery. He defines class.
@steffen2165
@steffen2165 8 жыл бұрын
ToYobee it's almost as if it may have been scripted....weird...
@ToYobee
@ToYobee 8 жыл бұрын
wub adub agree.
@0Clewi0
@0Clewi0 6 жыл бұрын
The delivery would be his, the rest is the work of the writters.
@reaver8338
@reaver8338 6 жыл бұрын
Trump can't even pronounce anonymous and Trump says he has a high IQ funny.
@RoninMike-DR
@RoninMike-DR 5 жыл бұрын
Dissing Donald Golfer " I hate when people reduce complex ideas to a catch phrase" he was talking about Donny's Make America Great Again campaign slogan. It's a highly complex idea. The genius of it all was when he answered with what became his slogan "Yes we can" Did you guys catch that too?
@kimberlyking3608
@kimberlyking3608 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen: "It hurts when I do this" Obama: "Don't do that" This video cracks me up everytime!🤣🤣
@anywaythewindblows8938
@anywaythewindblows8938 3 жыл бұрын
Such a dad line
@GetZappéd1974
@GetZappéd1974 9 ай бұрын
Doctor I have a stinging in my eye, every time I drink coffee. What can I do? For a start, before drinking, you could put the spoon out of the cup.
@brendazamora
@brendazamora 4 жыл бұрын
This one hurts. He had a clear message. And we let him down.
@solitairedoll
@solitairedoll 4 жыл бұрын
😢
@shockwave1986
@shockwave1986 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, the best way to learn is through our mistakes. Not that I voted or anything.
@heersyal2454
@heersyal2454 4 жыл бұрын
You HAVE to vote, otherwise - believe it or not - the sleezebags get in
@TheNinnyfee
@TheNinnyfee 4 жыл бұрын
There are some adults you need to listen to at times. ❤️
@dasupertramp5855
@dasupertramp5855 4 жыл бұрын
We didn't let him down. Clinton won. Republicans stole the election, as they've done before and are desperately trying to do again
@kchiu9080
@kchiu9080 4 жыл бұрын
What makes it even funnier is that Obama did not even crack a bit as when he's making those jokes. lmao
@putikeswarasudarsono
@putikeswarasudarsono 4 жыл бұрын
I think he was holding his laugh
@Memoiana
@Memoiana 4 жыл бұрын
That’s why he was a great president. They have to be good actors and comedians.
@tananansad
@tananansad 4 жыл бұрын
Memoiana trump's doing exactly that yet i don't see him being "great" 😳
@Memoiana
@Memoiana 4 жыл бұрын
kurt Trump is a caricature of a president. He is comedy material.
@allyestrada4438
@allyestrada4438 4 жыл бұрын
Because he’s the coolest 😎
@imoginny07
@imoginny07 4 жыл бұрын
Here I am in the middle of a pandemic, reminiscing the good ol’ years
@NancyR3454
@NancyR3454 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta get hope from somewhere. I'm right here with ya.
@ankureros6272
@ankureros6272 4 жыл бұрын
Yep! Right here with you guys too, trying to grasp at the remaining strands of my sanity.
@ryancarrion782
@ryancarrion782 4 жыл бұрын
When Obama was president I was sexting a cat
@dphillips95c
@dphillips95c 4 жыл бұрын
Ohh... you're making me cry.
@i.h.7268
@i.h.7268 4 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@pom4408
@pom4408 4 жыл бұрын
"to be honest I still don't know" - I like how he humbly acknowledge, that the peace nobel prize was more in hope, rather than for actual accomplishment.
@t0ad_
@t0ad_ 4 жыл бұрын
he’s thinking about the hospital he airstriked
@fartsneed9464
@fartsneed9464 3 жыл бұрын
Best part
@paulinarittscher215
@paulinarittscher215 3 жыл бұрын
Sooooo humble
@flightmasterr231
@flightmasterr231 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA I hope one day I solve world peace. GET ME MY NOBEL
@elkpaz560
@elkpaz560 3 жыл бұрын
It was because he was black. They made fools of themselves. Interesting to compare the amount of 'military engagements' OB initiated compared to Trump. Half of America may have hated T. but the rest of the world was a little more peaceful in his presidency.
@evil_linn6938
@evil_linn6938 8 жыл бұрын
this is it. Im spoiled. no president will ever be as good and cool as Obama
@sucedeu
@sucedeu 8 жыл бұрын
Phew! Thought I was the only one. It's like Santa is not coming for Christmas. :(
@Batmanananana
@Batmanananana 8 жыл бұрын
If by good u mean buttfucking USA financially the yeah... Real cool. A debt of tens of trillions.... Money u have to pay back with ur tax money...
@comedyman4896
@comedyman4896 8 жыл бұрын
yea
@Batmanananana
@Batmanananana 8 жыл бұрын
Sam Swinnerton /watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw Obama put more dept burden on US citizens than the 43 previous presidents combined!!!
@suigetsuhozuki1
@suigetsuhozuki1 8 жыл бұрын
Too bad it's not president's job to be cool.
@ErzaScarletRed
@ErzaScarletRed 4 жыл бұрын
"The only one with a more powerful position was my wife." GOD DAMN I MISS HIM!! ❤
@komalahayes1535
@komalahayes1535 4 жыл бұрын
😢 miss him...😭
@elonmosque4294
@elonmosque4294 4 жыл бұрын
You miss having a terrible economy?
@kenjisparks
@kenjisparks 4 жыл бұрын
@@elonmosque4294 What kind of idiot are you? We didn't have a terrible economy with Obama. He got us OUT of the Great Recession, and Trump inherited his economy which was already doing well. In fact most economists have stated that the economy probably would've kept going up at the same rate had Obama still been President. Stop spreading lies and disinformation. But most smart people know your full of it anyway. It's not hard to disprove.
@marietellez6021
@marietellez6021 4 жыл бұрын
Me toooooo
@marietellez6021
@marietellez6021 4 жыл бұрын
@@komalahayes1535 And now is Joe's vote #voteblue
@elistae5536
@elistae5536 8 жыл бұрын
"I know several turkeys who owe me a favour" Hilarious!
@drlawitts
@drlawitts 8 жыл бұрын
He said "favor"
@MotionPictureMuse
@MotionPictureMuse 8 жыл бұрын
It's the same word, dude.
@LYLEWOLD
@LYLEWOLD 8 жыл бұрын
lol, he's American, damnit!!
@MotionPictureMuse
@MotionPictureMuse 8 жыл бұрын
So what, it's still the same word. Do you seriously expect people to switch to a different form of English every time they quote someone who uses that form? Or are you just trying to be funny...
@LYLEWOLD
@LYLEWOLD 8 жыл бұрын
MotionPictureMuse seriously? the speaker is the President of the Untied States of America (an american english speaking country). it's a joke. Lighten up Francis.
@erikad0511
@erikad0511 4 жыл бұрын
trump could NEVER be this classy and witty!! No president will ever be cooler! I miss him :(
@lulungameena8817
@lulungameena8817 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Damn, I miss Obama.
@shootingstartiming
@shootingstartiming 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Scott sarcasm right?
@joelhenrysaturne3380
@joelhenrysaturne3380 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Scott of course he’s leading in republican polls?? He’s a republican. He’s losing badly in national polls though, maybe you should check that out
@xTheBOISx
@xTheBOISx 4 жыл бұрын
@@joelhenrysaturne3380 That's a quote from Megan Kelly the news anchor during the 2016 presidential debates. That's not me personally saying it, hence the quote marks... KZbin the phrase 'only Rosie O'donnell ' to see an example if Trump's wit. Edit: I'd like to point out that Trump was losing badly in the polls in 2016 as well and...here we are😀
@lulungameena8817
@lulungameena8817 4 жыл бұрын
@@xTheBOISx If that is "wit"...I've seen youtube comment sections be wittier. Your response, for example.
@bridgermurray2773
@bridgermurray2773 8 жыл бұрын
The coolest president we'll ever have
@freddybell8328
@freddybell8328 8 жыл бұрын
Bridger Murray Theodore Roosevelt was cooler.
@Topagendadolla
@Topagendadolla 8 жыл бұрын
+Freddy Bell Hard to say. We don't have video proof. But I read teddy was pretty cool tho
@Tubes12AX7k
@Tubes12AX7k 8 жыл бұрын
I kind of wish that Robin Williams was in the running to be the next president. We'd all flick the TV on and say "shut up kids, the president's on!" hoping to hear the next big skit.
@freddybell8328
@freddybell8328 8 жыл бұрын
Im ILLmatic Obama said so.
@LYLEWOLD
@LYLEWOLD 8 жыл бұрын
the future is open, but coolest so far, yeah.
@eagle3676
@eagle3676 8 жыл бұрын
"I won the Nobel peace prize" "Oh really what was that for?" "To be honest I still don't know"
@astlond
@astlond 8 жыл бұрын
I too, still do not know...
@Ando_x-l8v
@Ando_x-l8v 8 жыл бұрын
well at least he's honest.I'll give him a few points for that
@nonnyj81
@nonnyj81 8 жыл бұрын
usama notkani
@Juzgames
@Juzgames 8 жыл бұрын
for them peace keeping drones
@shanleenkinnjaskey2419
@shanleenkinnjaskey2419 8 жыл бұрын
usama notkani
@elliottcsmith5447
@elliottcsmith5447 4 жыл бұрын
"The results in November could change their lives forever..." it sounded like such hyperbole, almost cliche... and then... here we are in 2020 living with the results of that election. Amazing, right again.
@japion22
@japion22 4 жыл бұрын
The message still applies
@madeleinewalker838
@madeleinewalker838 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry past Elliot, but here we are in 2021 and the message applys but worse.
@mucha9196
@mucha9196 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like he saw into the future
@lisahenry20
@lisahenry20 3 жыл бұрын
@@madeleinewalker838 I can't believe how ignorant we all were
@schroederscurrentevents3844
@schroederscurrentevents3844 3 жыл бұрын
So funny to me that all of y’all had to live with Trump for four years
@FrancoisMoutia
@FrancoisMoutia 9 ай бұрын
Colbert you’re so funny! All these years. In tears
@andrewstrauss7586
@andrewstrauss7586 7 жыл бұрын
Say what you will about Obama, but the man DOES have a great sense of humor
@leonidas6134
@leonidas6134 6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Strauss They say a sense of humor is a sign of great intelligence 👍
@putikeswarasudarsono
@putikeswarasudarsono 6 жыл бұрын
does anyone notice that the "close enough" joke refers to his famous meme?
@Anankin12
@Anankin12 6 жыл бұрын
@@putikeswarasudarsono Hello there Captain Obvious
@anonymousanonymous7104
@anonymousanonymous7104 5 жыл бұрын
The script was good but there were some awkward moments
@ElenaChoco060
@ElenaChoco060 5 жыл бұрын
Hahah, yeah, unlike the one we currently have :(
@SuzukiKid400
@SuzukiKid400 8 жыл бұрын
You don't know what you have till it's gone. A well spoken, highly intelligent, educated, professional man, who is also pretty cool. We'll miss you Mr. Obama.
@Gd0g427
@Gd0g427 8 жыл бұрын
Accumulated more debt than all presidents combined, Obama care raised premiums through the roof and unemployment up. Yeah, we'll miss you Obama.
@1SuckMeBeautiful1
@1SuckMeBeautiful1 8 жыл бұрын
SuzukiKid400 couldnt help but read that in my head in the song version
@halosammy14
@halosammy14 8 жыл бұрын
SuzukiKid400 Eh, a savored him.
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 8 жыл бұрын
Gd0g427: Yeah, who might have thought, that the two wars and the biggest economic crisis since the great depression Bush has left him will cost so much money...
@garr123
@garr123 8 жыл бұрын
Debt isn't inherently bad because national debt isn't like personal debt. Besides, if you care about it, then I'm pretty sure you can pin the debt on Bush. Obama lowered the deficit to below the historical average after it spiked during the recession and hasn't been the huge spender the right paints him as.
@arkay238
@arkay238 4 жыл бұрын
I miss laughing WITH the president. I miss having a president. I miss laughing.
@toniroberts8117
@toniroberts8117 4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@MrIncredibleGuy
@MrIncredibleGuy 4 жыл бұрын
I still laugh, only this time it’s AT the president.
@JonahNelson7
@JonahNelson7 4 жыл бұрын
Are you implying you no longer have joy in any fasett of life because of who the President is?
@abielnathanael8772
@abielnathanael8772 4 жыл бұрын
@@JonahNelson7 i guess that is what he meant
@HolowatyVlogs
@HolowatyVlogs 4 жыл бұрын
Jonah Nelson You must be fun at parties.
@undead9999
@undead9999 4 жыл бұрын
"the only one with a more powerful position was my wife" I laughed so hard.
@mjboutin7224
@mjboutin7224 8 жыл бұрын
"The only one with a more powerful position was my wife." 👌🏽 Obama, you cheeky (honest) man.
@redr0sid210
@redr0sid210 8 жыл бұрын
MJ Boutin This was so humble, charming and smart!!!
@fss1704
@fss1704 7 жыл бұрын
+Gop fuck that. it doesn't matter
@seansteel3326
@seansteel3326 7 жыл бұрын
Women need to be treated like children, constantly being told how important they are, and how much more powerful they are when reality is smack opposite, lol !
@livb6945
@livb6945 7 жыл бұрын
Shyam Koundinya Haha somebody hasn't a clue 😂
@bensandy1764
@bensandy1764 7 жыл бұрын
Tristyn Leos no dip it's fake
@SamueITan
@SamueITan 8 жыл бұрын
"At least an office with corners in it " REAL SMOOTH
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 6 жыл бұрын
Samuel Tan No ovals😆😆😆
@gentlemanjim480
@gentlemanjim480 4 жыл бұрын
An American president who can speak in complete, complex and grammatically correct sentences. An American president who is not thin-skinned, can laugh at himself, and doesn’t require constant praise. Hard to imagine that that was the reality not that long ago.
@ameliabaron8342
@ameliabaron8342 4 жыл бұрын
I think Trump is thick-skinned in a different way XD
@yogibear7600
@yogibear7600 4 жыл бұрын
If u want complete sentences then u probably don’t want joe Biden as prez
@jazziered142
@jazziered142 4 жыл бұрын
We went from that to this... 😞
@donnamccamy8915
@donnamccamy8915 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, I really ... literally ... MISS the Obamas (yeah, both of them ... and the girls too). We really gotta get our... selves and our country together ... so, who wants to come up with some effective plans to start with??? Just leave me a reply! (I guess it would be tacky to ask Pres. Obama to help us?) Oh well, sometimes dreams really do come true. Let's make lots of miracles ... we deserve them!
@rose_linniw
@rose_linniw 4 жыл бұрын
@@yogibear7600 he can still articulate better than Trump
@longbeachwoman
@longbeachwoman 3 жыл бұрын
Obama: “ Well I opened up relations with Cuba for the first time in 50 years” Stephen: “Ok let’s change that to conversational Spanish” Me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😉
@anywaythewindblows8938
@anywaythewindblows8938 3 жыл бұрын
Close enough lol
@yenh1144
@yenh1144 Жыл бұрын
And he says, “si?” 😂
@marylynne9104
@marylynne9104 5 жыл бұрын
I WANT HIM BACK! And I’m not even American.
@jennifermoriarty2188
@jennifermoriarty2188 5 жыл бұрын
We can't get him back...and that is a great thing
@jmorton3462
@jmorton3462 5 жыл бұрын
Its non of your business than
@marylynne9104
@marylynne9104 5 жыл бұрын
jack Fisher - well, as your President is the leader of the most powerful country in the Western world, his actions (eg. Iran) and decisions have repercussions for all of us.
@bemusedbandersnatch2069
@bemusedbandersnatch2069 5 жыл бұрын
@@jmorton3462 Lol, not unless she's russian
@blackgold754
@blackgold754 5 жыл бұрын
jack Fisher Not a way to greet foreigners but whatever makes u hell at night
@moratico07
@moratico07 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else came here in the middle of the pandemic just to remember how a real president looks like?
@bethh2513
@bethh2513 4 жыл бұрын
Yup x"""(
@lupitaservin1994
@lupitaservin1994 4 жыл бұрын
Yes 😣
@marielonsdale1765
@marielonsdale1765 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah to see President Obama again what a thrill.He was IS a real President.
@isisnoreija
@isisnoreija 4 жыл бұрын
Eddie Mora I am not even American and I miss him...
@missmicho4741
@missmicho4741 4 жыл бұрын
Helps with the anxiety 💯
@themaster408
@themaster408 8 жыл бұрын
Such gold. "No, I let Seal Team 6 handle that". Gonna miss Obama.
@RishiShahSays
@RishiShahSays 8 жыл бұрын
themaster408 "oh outsourcing? interesting!"
@Envy_Dragon
@Envy_Dragon 8 жыл бұрын
THIS JUST IN --Bin Laden was formerly on Obama's payroll??? Tune in to Fox News at 11
@RumbleHD
@RumbleHD 8 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@falakgilani6448
@falakgilani6448 8 жыл бұрын
Hey can anybody please tell me what he meant?
@Gwen3344
@Gwen3344 8 жыл бұрын
@Falak Gilani: President Obama was referring to his orders to take out Osama bin Laden. Seal Team 6 carried out that mission.
@vanessapierson4913
@vanessapierson4913 4 жыл бұрын
i’m here on october 9, 2020, and this hurts in all the ways to watch. they shook hands. and there was still joy.
@roguereaper1330
@roguereaper1330 4 жыл бұрын
A man with class, intelligence, and a sense of humor. We went from that to... whatever the hell we have now.
@jenniferaraujo7349
@jenniferaraujo7349 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@nooneuknoww
@nooneuknoww 4 жыл бұрын
what we have now is a clown
@designervase2103
@designervase2103 4 жыл бұрын
@@bK2pa 😂 not even close
@JG-of8hg
@JG-of8hg 4 жыл бұрын
Went to a shrivelled tangerine ..
@yasaralir
@yasaralir 4 жыл бұрын
Back on track, congrats.
@kloggmonkey
@kloggmonkey 7 жыл бұрын
- and i did get the nobel peace price. - oh, really? what was that for? - to be honest, i still don't know...
@mirellalastar
@mirellalastar 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's honest alright.
@playlist55
@playlist55 7 жыл бұрын
And no one else knows either...
@serkankalkan2223
@serkankalkan2223 6 жыл бұрын
so true. he hadn't even taken his shoes off,& he was "awarded" the prize. Just goes to show how back scratching goes.... & as for Iran, he's only bullshitting the American people with the western line that Iran is seeking nuclear weapons...... the best answer he gave was to the 1st hilarious question of advancement in the workplace..... I like Obama, I just don't like President Obama.
@AceofDlamonds
@AceofDlamonds 6 жыл бұрын
Serkan Kalkan I believe Iran WAS seeking Nukes...but the west only got just a little bit out of the Iran deal.
@jasonmarcus1683
@jasonmarcus1683 6 жыл бұрын
+kcbh24 Whether you like him or not he really sounds like he meant it....
@bilalc4415
@bilalc4415 8 жыл бұрын
I liked the way he's a bit self depracating like the Nobel Peace price joke!
@trumpetfreakozoid
@trumpetfreakozoid 8 жыл бұрын
Bilal C prize dude...prize
@mahatmagandhiful
@mahatmagandhiful 8 жыл бұрын
Nobel Peace Price does have a certain poetry to it...
@maxxsteele9396
@maxxsteele9396 8 жыл бұрын
Can I get a price check on Nobel Peace?
@MotionPictureMuse
@MotionPictureMuse 8 жыл бұрын
He was being honest more than self-deprecating, same as when he accepted the award. Everyone knows he didn't earn it, including him.
@MotionPictureMuse
@MotionPictureMuse 8 жыл бұрын
***** The committee later said they gave it to him not because of what he had already done (or tried to do) but because of what they hoped he would achieve.
@emilynolan3284
@emilynolan3284 4 жыл бұрын
It’s late October 2020. I’m a little teary eyed watching this.
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 4 жыл бұрын
I think everyone is! Even outside of the US.
@Emma-hu8gx
@Emma-hu8gx 4 жыл бұрын
@@QUICKBOOKS1 yes from France :(
@AuntieMamies
@AuntieMamies 4 ай бұрын
2024 and it isn't any better. That orange turd won't go away
@DeepThought41
@DeepThought41 2 ай бұрын
It's late October 2024. I'm a little scared history will repeat itself.
@batbayar1001
@batbayar1001 6 жыл бұрын
- Have you ever had to fire anyone? - No, I usually let Team Six handle that Brilliant, LOL
@kennethpowell7832
@kennethpowell7832 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I loved that answer
@dudra2469
@dudra2469 4 жыл бұрын
That was a boss answer. Loved it!
@steppinrzr8396
@steppinrzr8396 4 жыл бұрын
Ok so...."outsourcing"...good 😄
@msontopoftheworld
@msontopoftheworld 4 жыл бұрын
What's team six? Confused Briton here 👋🏾
@Somegirl10192
@Somegirl10192 4 жыл бұрын
@@msontopoftheworld SEAL Team 6 is an elite naval unit. They were responsible for the raid that killed Bin Laden.
@attackofthecraft
@attackofthecraft 8 жыл бұрын
There's something to be said about someone who has more power than any single person in the world who is still capable of recognizing and joking about their mistakes and shortcomings.
@BassicVIC
@BassicVIC 7 жыл бұрын
Blake Zahradnik That’s exactly one of the treats of greatness. Trump is such a petty character that he’s constantly bragging about himself. The more he speaks big about himself, the smaller he is showing to be.
@fenderguitargirl
@fenderguitargirl 8 жыл бұрын
This is epic. The coolest president ever.
@kermitthetoad9093
@kermitthetoad9093 8 жыл бұрын
Coolest does not always mean the best.
@schwaiger1995
@schwaiger1995 8 жыл бұрын
nope, yet better than any of the 4 fucktards that are running right now. And 100 times better than Bush
@Fuchsia_tude
@Fuchsia_tude 8 жыл бұрын
you forgot about Egg McMuffin :(
@kermitthetoad9093
@kermitthetoad9093 8 жыл бұрын
Stefan Schwaiger I'd wait until one of the 2 becomes president before making that judgement.
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 8 жыл бұрын
Kennedy was pretty cool too.
@sulamith105
@sulamith105 8 жыл бұрын
"this shriveled tangerine topped with golden retriever hair filled with bile that I wouldn't leave alone with my wife" - died laughing.
@paulrus-keaton439
@paulrus-keaton439 8 жыл бұрын
"I did win the Nobel Peace prize." "Oh really, how'd you win that." "To be honest I still don't know." XD I'm going to miss this man.
@mrtensed
@mrtensed 7 жыл бұрын
It was funny cause it's true.
@applesnotoranges
@applesnotoranges 7 жыл бұрын
that not even how it went... listen to it again
@MK-tq5ec
@MK-tq5ec 7 жыл бұрын
Paul Linthicum ii
@waldoparsnip1025
@waldoparsnip1025 6 жыл бұрын
took a shit in the White House
@LexBlazer
@LexBlazer 5 жыл бұрын
Remember when Stephen Colbert thought election night 2016 would be a lot of fun?
@lizd2943
@lizd2943 4 жыл бұрын
Well look at how much material it gave him.
@lasbrujazz
@lasbrujazz 4 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to wonder if Colbert is actually a clairvoyant.
@annec6200
@annec6200 4 жыл бұрын
Yes and his next guest was Bill O’Reilly...😳😬
@sharonolsen6579
@sharonolsen6579 4 жыл бұрын
The light hearted happy before the $#!+ storm !
@colindelabie9734
@colindelabie9734 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when people thought that 2020 would be fun.
@ConnShonnery
@ConnShonnery 4 жыл бұрын
I miss Obama, in these dark days we need a president like him more than ever.
@christiant.1113
@christiant.1113 3 жыл бұрын
well... well... well... do I have a surprise for you.
@paulinarittscher215
@paulinarittscher215 3 жыл бұрын
2021 here! Surprise! We got an almost Obama guy in office, President Biden, and I couldn't be happier. Nightmare with the cheeto Mussolini is OVER!... YEY!👏👏👏👏
@murkywateradminssions5219
@murkywateradminssions5219 3 жыл бұрын
hell even Mussolini did better than trump and that's saying a lot from a dictator who ruled over Italy, a laughing stock similar to France during ww2
@shirayryu8071
@shirayryu8071 2 жыл бұрын
I read a lot specially about history and I guarantee you'll never find prince king president sultan whatever got this personality..read the history you will appreciate him more
@TheWorld_2099
@TheWorld_2099 Жыл бұрын
Writing to you from the future, it is now time to vote again, and keep the same orange horror from winning.
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 5 жыл бұрын
Can anyone imagine Trump having the brains, wit or humour to even participate in this let alone carry it off?
@dingodyno9016
@dingodyno9016 5 жыл бұрын
fuuuck no, look how he treats reporters and cries about all the comedians talking shit on him EVERY single day
@bbigrocker1
@bbigrocker1 5 жыл бұрын
Uhhh, No, I can't LOLOLOL
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 5 жыл бұрын
Dingo dyno exactly
@boliussa
@boliussa 5 жыл бұрын
Trump has common sense and gets things done. Obama is all presentation.
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 5 жыл бұрын
boliussa i agree...Trump is common and has no sense.
@darenpaz4264
@darenpaz4264 8 жыл бұрын
Oh Obama looking at these two candidates makes me miss you already
@emhullum4120
@emhullum4120 8 жыл бұрын
That is a sad statement. Also, I can't believe Obama is shilling for Hillary. I guess that was the agreement they brokered in 2008.
@woo00oo0t
@woo00oo0t 8 жыл бұрын
all you have are multiple conspiracies..no facts.
@Snafuski
@Snafuski 8 жыл бұрын
Bullshit. And she's ok, unless you have swallowed twenty years' worth of right wing smearing and bullshitting. Then she's not. But most people with a mind of their own know that HRC has had a pretty good career, she's not perfect, but she's tough and has policies. Also, her battle with Obama was typical election rhetoric. But if you did not know about the attacks on her by the Rove clan, then you would not have noticed the election banter either. HRC and BHO are ambitious, but capable. They went t each other's throats. But not that badly.
@emhullum4120
@emhullum4120 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, people have really bought into the pro-Hillary brainwashing that is on every news channel. There are a lot of stupid people on both sides.
@rainmaker690
@rainmaker690 8 жыл бұрын
Uh,no, you're the stupid one for just being anti-Clinton just because that fucking idiot trumpf says go. End of story. We're not stupid because we don't just lay down and kiss trumpfs ass like he's the shit or something, which he isn't.
@TheDetherion
@TheDetherion 8 жыл бұрын
Nobody can deny that Obama has incredible Charisma. Despite disagreeing strongly with some of his policy, he will be missed.
@DuranmanX
@DuranmanX 8 жыл бұрын
He would have made a great DnD character
@maxwellosborn9990
@maxwellosborn9990 8 жыл бұрын
De therion I couldn't agree more
@LODmann
@LODmann 8 жыл бұрын
tinytanks
@Aloha-and-utopia
@Aloha-and-utopia 8 жыл бұрын
I agree his foreign policy wasn't like 8 years of Bush. And for somebody who denies climate change that pegs you as some stupid teabagger following koch's brothers walking orders.
@Schmidtelpunkt
@Schmidtelpunkt 8 жыл бұрын
"He was pretty bad and was too weak in promoting and supporting the expansion of the occidental freedoms" What leverage was left? You seem to think he could order them to do as he wants, but in politics, it is all about leverage and common goals. It was not his fault that under Bush the USA became an expansionistic nation invading countries left and right. The way the war in Iraq failed destroyed the nimbus of invincibility. At that point it was obvious that the cost of a war would be too high. So he did pretty much what Willy Brandt did when recognizing the GDR: he gave away something of no value to his nation in exchange for something opening up new options. This is not weak, in fact, it shows political will which is lacking in most democracies. If no republican walks over it, this change might be a bigger game changer than the war in iraq for the region over the next decades. And talking about the "expansion of occidental freedoms" - you are aware that the Iran shifted towards a much more open attitude from the point on Obama made clear that he did not consider the people of Iran as US enemies on Al Jazeera? For Iranian conditions, the current government is a reform government, which will slowly lead to the people getting back the power from the clerics. This is more than all Bush's and Reagans have achieved showing around their guns.
@theodorej.burkhardt8844
@theodorej.burkhardt8844 3 жыл бұрын
We can’t accept that answer. Yes we can.
@timbowalk14
@timbowalk14 3 жыл бұрын
Thats his motto! YES WE CAN!
@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898
@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898 8 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the writing staff these are some clever jokes.
@babisandrikopulos5393
@babisandrikopulos5393 8 жыл бұрын
The dick joke was stolen from south park
@addos999
@addos999 8 жыл бұрын
oh the satire. so sophisticated. so positive. I hope barack and michelle can continue to spread their magic around the world after next year!
@bellasmini
@bellasmini 8 жыл бұрын
They will. It's who they are. Good, concerned and kind people.
@aaronmatheson2208
@aaronmatheson2208 8 жыл бұрын
ajegray1 I hope Michelle runs for president. Imagine if she ran in the next election, and the hateful little orange man not only lost to a woman, but an intelligent black woman. That would be a thing of beauty. Problem is it would take her first 4 to undo all the bs that is sure to come
@aaronmatheson2208
@aaronmatheson2208 8 жыл бұрын
chump bait wrong....
@aaronmatheson2208
@aaronmatheson2208 8 жыл бұрын
chump bait wrong
@KingZevon
@KingZevon 8 жыл бұрын
chump bait Homophobic idiot #GrowUp
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 5 жыл бұрын
I miss his hair. I miss his smile. I miss his enunciation. I miss his wife. I miss my life two years ago. The Statue misses him too.
@blueboyjournal
@blueboyjournal 4 жыл бұрын
you know you did a phenomenal job when people miss your wife
@GOLDENEYEAL
@GOLDENEYEAL 4 жыл бұрын
Intercat you mean his husband??? Lol
@juliaparsons5714
@juliaparsons5714 4 жыл бұрын
I miss them both!!
@AndrewDoom
@AndrewDoom 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Blue Riband Nobody misses Michael. He was a nasty animal who hates whites and destroyed school lunches
@josephcook9985
@josephcook9985 4 жыл бұрын
You miss his HAIR??
@seeker296
@seeker296 4 жыл бұрын
Obama's pauses are one of the most effective elements of his speaking
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 3 жыл бұрын
His timing is impeccable!
@lizzamuller1448
@lizzamuller1448 8 жыл бұрын
Hate him or love him, he is the coolest US president ever...THEY will miss you Sir
@wierdalien1
@wierdalien1 8 жыл бұрын
he was also a womanising arsehole who if he hadn't been shot would have suffered a Clinton.
@jimmythornseed8605
@jimmythornseed8605 8 жыл бұрын
Hate him or love him, he WAS *smoooooth* and black!
@dobbsmill3676
@dobbsmill3676 8 жыл бұрын
With a white mother.
@randy7068
@randy7068 8 жыл бұрын
So?
@thedizzlesizzle89
@thedizzlesizzle89 8 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him, he was a cool president? Does this mean that the quality of being 'cool' is somehow an objective value? I'm quite certain that if you love him, you're also going to ascribe coolness to him; conversely, if you hate him, then you're going to see him as very uncool. I'd say the coolness award probably goes to Clinton due to his particular mannerisms, coming off as some type 'stoner hippie'. Albeit 'cool' in that sense is more descriptive of his calm and chill demeanor..
@adad7421
@adad7421 4 жыл бұрын
Obama was one of the best presidents ever... Intelligent, patriotic, faithful and so dammm coool
@Dreamformeable
@Dreamformeable 4 жыл бұрын
And killed about 5, 6 millions!
@DarkCloudRiu
@DarkCloudRiu 4 жыл бұрын
The best President ever was the one who paid off the national debt of the US and was later on killed for it. Lmao
@thisispatrick_3216
@thisispatrick_3216 4 жыл бұрын
Weird way to spell one of the worst
@molassio1989
@molassio1989 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkCloudRiu If that is a JFK reference, also could be because he also wanted to keep us out of a full scale war in Vietnam, and the military industrial complex wanted it. War=money!
@CQuinnLady
@CQuinnLady 4 жыл бұрын
@@thisispatrick_3216 i wish someone could explain how he was one of the worst presidents when u have trump in power making a mockery of every citizen that lives there and at present dying by their thousands.
@calhobbes862
@calhobbes862 8 жыл бұрын
And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the best President this country has ever had.
@0Clewi0
@0Clewi0 8 жыл бұрын
The only thing that he could be best is in comedy, and he may be better than other current stablishment choices, but remember the US started direct confrontation with Yemen yesterday.
@WuWei7
@WuWei7 8 жыл бұрын
No, we did not start it. The USS Mason was fired upon three times on two separate occasions, unprovoked. Such aggression demands a swift and definitive response. We failed to deal with Syria when they crossed the "red line" by using chemical weapons on civilians. That missed opportunity likely contributed to the current parameters of that conflict.
@SkeetleSimsy
@SkeetleSimsy 8 жыл бұрын
I mean he decreased the deficit by 1 trillion dollars. 1 trillion. That's pretty good from where I'm sitting. I tend to agree with you though. To call him the best is a bit hyperbolic, but he is nowhere near the worst.
@wallace1496
@wallace1496 8 жыл бұрын
Daniel G lol he the coolest dude - but best? You forgetting Jack Kennedy? The man who stopped nuclear war, best economic term ever, highest approval ratings, guaranteed re-election? All the same time - banging a million girls. That's productivity.
@ffxiisucks
@ffxiisucks 8 жыл бұрын
After w everyone sounds amazing, even shilary.
@abarthcorsa3493
@abarthcorsa3493 3 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t matter what you think about him as a president, he has a great personality, and he’s hilarious.
@barbrn
@barbrn 2 жыл бұрын
Did you see him in "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" with Jerry Seinfeld? So funny.
@gingerrose1932
@gingerrose1932 Жыл бұрын
That's all he has. No love for his country. Obama and his wife are racists.
@unacomn
@unacomn 8 жыл бұрын
”To be honest, I still don't know" You really don't see people that honest in politics.
@austinjames199758
@austinjames199758 8 жыл бұрын
unacomn He should put on his resume that he gave weapons to Qatar and Saudi, this helped create Isis and gave us a refugee problem, he also made our country extremely divided and sour, caused shit ton more national debt, affordable care act is about to raise in huge penalties forced by the irs under his command, he even knew about Hillary private server, but people are saying he didn't bring this topic to light, because he's practicing the same action himself, but not as extravagant as Hillary. Ps when his wife was trying to make America healthier she took funding from some of the most unhealthy companies including coke.
@unacomn
@unacomn 8 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that you think I care.
@christianalmli9085
@christianalmli9085 8 жыл бұрын
Yes you do, self irony is a staple way politicians use to seem relatable. Plus he didn't actually write those lines himself, the writer staff of the Late Show did.
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 8 жыл бұрын
+Austin James Right - because no one ever sold weapons to those people before Obama! Wait... this just in... almost every President since WW II has been sending arms there! How did we miss that? But let's forget that detail. It's not as if the insurgency that became ISIS was armed with weapons from caches that Bush left unguarded or anything! What's that? They WERE? Oh my! But at least all the weapons he sent over there for the new Iraqi Army were recovered and did not fall into the hands of ISIS, so that's good news... oh, shit... But at least Bush wasn't silly enough to sign any treaties that would require the next President to pull out all our forces by 2012 whether it seemed like a good idea or not. What? It's called what? The Status of Forces Agreement? Negotiated and signed by the Bush administration? Hmmm - there has to be a way to save this narrative. I know! Obama is a socialist, Kenyan Muslim! So there! But he did divide the country what with intentionally being black and all. If he had been a real leader, he would have found a way to be white! But the dumb bastard ran up a little bit more debt than Bush did! That's why he is terrible! Just because Bush inherited a budget surplus and a good economy, and Obama got two wars, and the worst economic shitstorm in 80 years, and a huge deficit - he should have fixed it all right away!
@careonfaccioli
@careonfaccioli 8 жыл бұрын
I don't think Obama would accept to answer some stupid stuff or even say unreal things about himself or anything about his time as president.
@milenski26
@milenski26 7 жыл бұрын
"I brokered international deals that slowed the impact of climate change". Watching this in June, 2017 is seriously sad.
@bolaishie5678
@bolaishie5678 7 жыл бұрын
milenski26 Even sadder in September with Harvey and Irma
@narrengold
@narrengold 5 жыл бұрын
More sad that this dark valley is not left in May 2019.
@christinaauer1563
@christinaauer1563 5 жыл бұрын
Here in June 2019 and it’s super heartbreaking.
@AlanGonzalez-ev6ur
@AlanGonzalez-ev6ur 5 жыл бұрын
:/ july
@mykl-anarche2201
@mykl-anarche2201 5 жыл бұрын
July 2019 and it just keeps getting worse.
@Jaketheaxman
@Jaketheaxman 5 жыл бұрын
"We can't accept that answer." *"Yes We Can"*
@ArJayDM
@ArJayDM 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@youtubersruleyoutube2348
@youtubersruleyoutube2348 4 жыл бұрын
3 words not possible
@dallas5609
@dallas5609 4 жыл бұрын
Campaign phrase?
@Chatterbox-94
@Chatterbox-94 3 жыл бұрын
Obama truly has a great level of class, good humor, and doesn’t take himself too seriously. Rather than attacking and lashing out at political humor he embraces it.
@tyrongkojy
@tyrongkojy 8 жыл бұрын
That's one thing I'll miss about Obama, the man knows how to joke.
@dubla321
@dubla321 8 жыл бұрын
tyrongkojy he is a joke
@JohnLee-uu2ky
@JohnLee-uu2ky 8 жыл бұрын
People would laugh with Obama. But we can laugh at Trump.
@mayalman
@mayalman 8 жыл бұрын
Jesus there is no pleasing you people.
@KA-gy3lz
@KA-gy3lz 8 жыл бұрын
mayalman exactly lol. And then they defend trump cuz he's "funny"....
@bendesu1
@bendesu1 8 жыл бұрын
Gbrl Kng Evidently neither are you
@Oxyhawk
@Oxyhawk 8 жыл бұрын
"And I did get the nobel peace price" "Oh really? What was that for?" "To be honest I still don't know" Being from Norway I found that hilarious
@ExecOrder-rz2mm
@ExecOrder-rz2mm 8 жыл бұрын
LOL
@smartlp3010
@smartlp3010 8 жыл бұрын
yeah that was pure Comedy Gold.
@Goreuncle
@Goreuncle 8 жыл бұрын
+Smart LP Actually, that was probably the only honest answer he gave.
@smartlp3010
@smartlp3010 8 жыл бұрын
Goreuncle does it matter?
@mememejst
@mememejst 7 жыл бұрын
it must be the drone strikes
@georgsteinhauser6217
@georgsteinhauser6217 4 жыл бұрын
"What employers hear is that you stole office supplies" That line is killing me! :)
@Avacado721
@Avacado721 2 жыл бұрын
Or classified documents (hi from 2022)
@TheTaoOfChrisG
@TheTaoOfChrisG 4 жыл бұрын
‘Have you ever had to fire anyone?’ ‘No, I just let Seal Team 6 handle that.’ Low key gangsta! I love it!
@CatatonicImperfect
@CatatonicImperfect 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, by fired he means assassinated. So funny.
@hypnoticmonkee
@hypnoticmonkee 4 жыл бұрын
'I know several turkeys who owe me a favour' gold. Love this man
@scunnerdarkly4929
@scunnerdarkly4929 6 жыл бұрын
It’s almost beyond belief that some people still think the orange fool is a better president than this guy. Cool, calm, collected. And presidential. Qualities completely absent in the WH these days.
@drina4706
@drina4706 6 жыл бұрын
And NOT a Narcissist! High on the spectrum! As in "Anti-social personality disorder" which you know who seems to have. It's very sad because people who boast so much and display grandiosity all the time are actually very small inside. And lost. It's just sad.
@samsimeoni4581
@samsimeoni4581 5 жыл бұрын
I can understand why differing political views would disagree with many things Obama did. But yes, there's no arguing that one holds himself like a president and the other like that weird argumentative uncle that every family has. The same can be said about Boris Johnson.
@sallybowles2781
@sallybowles2781 5 жыл бұрын
also add: knowledgeable, all-round cultivated, compassionate, thoughtful, good natured, good negotiator, insightful, curious, never stopped learning, admits his own mistakes, set out to help and not destroy (or accumulate riches for the 0,001 %) His main mistake: having lost the senate.. Second mistake: being born in a very very racist country.
@bbigrocker1
@bbigrocker1 5 жыл бұрын
Well Scunner the CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST. The ORANGE COWARD is singing his swan song.
@carmejan9839
@carmejan9839 5 жыл бұрын
That's funny
@God_Is_An_Atheist
@God_Is_An_Atheist 8 жыл бұрын
lol, the face of Obama after Stephen asked him where he was born xD
@NODRULE
@NODRULE 8 жыл бұрын
KENYA
@God_Is_An_Atheist
@God_Is_An_Atheist 8 жыл бұрын
infowars.com he's not born in Kenya and you know it... but judging by your name, I'm guessing that you don't care about facts
@jamesrothwell7474
@jamesrothwell7474 8 жыл бұрын
Kenya.
@garyjones2561
@garyjones2561 7 жыл бұрын
Just4MTF Kenya.
@isaacchua0405
@isaacchua0405 7 жыл бұрын
Just4MTF hawaii
@christinajackson6309
@christinajackson6309 2 жыл бұрын
“I think I’d like a nice corner office or an office that has corners in it” 😂😂😂. That one almost went over my head.
@mukulkulkarni5431
@mukulkulkarni5431 2 жыл бұрын
Wait I don’t get it
@christinajackson6309
@christinajackson6309 2 жыл бұрын
@@mukulkulkarni5431 The president works in the Oval Office (so there aren’t any corners).
@mukulkulkarni5431
@mukulkulkarni5431 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I’m dumb
@SuelFadel
@SuelFadel 8 жыл бұрын
How can you not love Obama! The guy rules!!!!
@gingerjaguar3614
@gingerjaguar3614 8 жыл бұрын
He is just a puppet. Why do you like him? He preached change, then bent over for the bankers faster than your neighbor lost his house.
@jongmagee
@jongmagee 8 жыл бұрын
The republicans kept denying his laws that would have helped the country. They did that knowing that it would. They purposely kept denying all the stuff he had proposed.
@SuelFadel
@SuelFadel 8 жыл бұрын
Ginger Jaguar next year when he leaves the WH and either Trump or Hillary takes the office you will understand why I like him ! The next 4 - 8 years will be nasty! You'll have to deal with Russia that Hillary and Trump are picking on !
@republicazi32
@republicazi32 8 жыл бұрын
What's it like in whatever parallel universe you live in? Is it a universe where Firefly had eight seasons and two spinoff shows? Do dogs purr instead of bark? Do pigs fly A-10 Warthogs in the Air Force? Does the United States of your universe currently exist in a booming economy due to Bill Clinton having been elected to six consecutive terms in office (soon to be seven next month in what's expected to be yet another landslide election)? Are there colonies on the Moon, Europa, Mars, and Terra Bizarro the Earth's twin planet which was destroyed in our world by a rampaging Space Tyrannosaurus?
@hannahanki
@hannahanki 8 жыл бұрын
Russia need reason to be hostile?
@Dirk80241
@Dirk80241 4 жыл бұрын
“Did you ever fire anyone?” “No, I usually let Seal team 6 handle that.” Zinger!
@dungnguyenhoang2253
@dungnguyenhoang2253 4 жыл бұрын
I miss laughing WITH the president. I miss having a president. I miss laughing.
@SuhasKool
@SuhasKool 3 жыл бұрын
Like the kids and hospitals in middle east? No shame
@datamasked623
@datamasked623 8 жыл бұрын
God damn I wish I could vote for him again.
@cattiegrl4365
@cattiegrl4365 8 жыл бұрын
great guy I agree
@Tyler-hf4uc
@Tyler-hf4uc 8 жыл бұрын
Eric Pederson so we could have a 5th term W Bush? No thanks, fake liberal.
@fionaheartilly8289
@fionaheartilly8289 8 жыл бұрын
Eric Pederson he feels tired. look at his hair damn
@matijastupin
@matijastupin 8 жыл бұрын
Eric Pederson We love him, here in Australia. One word fits him perfectly. CLASS!
@datamasked623
@datamasked623 8 жыл бұрын
Captain S Why the fuck would I do that?
@arikakarin2323
@arikakarin2323 5 жыл бұрын
"It hurts when i do this.." "Dont do that" 😂 Edit from the PANDEMIC : VOTE Y'ALL! WE HAVE BEEN THIS GOOD BEFORE
@monicaluketich3106
@monicaluketich3106 4 жыл бұрын
That's the answer my brother who was a medical doctor would give when asked that questioned.
@lianadkl3413
@lianadkl3413 4 жыл бұрын
Problem solved lol
@poodlegirl55
@poodlegirl55 5 жыл бұрын
How sad watching this in 2019. Much of the good work he did is not carrying on, especially with the environment.
@dingodyno9016
@dingodyno9016 5 жыл бұрын
at least Trump may finally be getting the boot out he deserves
@doithimaceabhard7457
@doithimaceabhard7457 5 жыл бұрын
It feels like Obama generation ago, why has the CIA not tapped this clown?
@ethansmith7359
@ethansmith7359 5 жыл бұрын
@@dingodyno9016 he has done nothing to deserve impeachment
@dingodyno9016
@dingodyno9016 5 жыл бұрын
@@ethansmith7359 rofl hes done everything to get impeached
@ethansmith7359
@ethansmith7359 5 жыл бұрын
@@dingodyno9016 cause every time the democrats do an investigation they find nothing. So you are gonna have to be a bit more specific about what he has done, as not liking him or his policies isn't a valid reason for impeachment
@keevamcnutt1066
@keevamcnutt1066 8 жыл бұрын
Obama's such a trooper so sad he's leaving
@1whetam1
@1whetam1 8 жыл бұрын
nutt
@chaelpsonnen5092
@chaelpsonnen5092 8 жыл бұрын
Fourth Hokage lol
@The3dsGeek
@The3dsGeek 8 жыл бұрын
"i know a few turkeys that owes me a favor".. LMAO.. AWESOME
@RamblinRick_
@RamblinRick_ 4 жыл бұрын
Three weeks after posting this video, America died.
@carolk9s
@carolk9s 4 жыл бұрын
Her heart is still beating. We can still save her. Vote BLUE. #ready...set...Joe!
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 4 жыл бұрын
@@carolk9s We saved her.
@mannypineda4313
@mannypineda4313 4 жыл бұрын
America didn't die. It was in a coma for 4 years. It woke up Nov 7th.
@carolk9s
@carolk9s 4 жыл бұрын
@@mannypineda4313 um I think more like trapped in a nightmare, many woke up bigtime which is why Joe got a record number of votes.
@mannypineda4313
@mannypineda4313 4 жыл бұрын
@@carolk9s A horrifying 4 year nightmare.
@Gradd123
@Gradd123 7 жыл бұрын
We miss you. Sincerely. - The World.
@jaredlangley6924
@jaredlangley6924 6 жыл бұрын
Dominic Roy No we don’t Sincerely, Rational Humans.
@TheTrueLDS
@TheTrueLDS 5 жыл бұрын
Jared Langley that was irony. We really do miss you. Love, Everyone intelligent enough to comprehend basic politics
@calebsorrel7684
@calebsorrel7684 5 жыл бұрын
Dominic Roy the world does because under him we would have been a one world government. Americans do not miss him. At all.
@chromitehertz9016
@chromitehertz9016 5 жыл бұрын
The world doesn't miss the man. He's a great person but his politics did much harm to a lot of countries.
@jonathanshaw9015
@jonathanshaw9015 5 жыл бұрын
@@chromitehertz9016 HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAH AND YOU THINK TRUMPS DONE BETTER HAHAHAHAHA
@CrazyMagyar
@CrazyMagyar 3 ай бұрын
I am a strong believer in setting term limits, but I’d honestly be totally OK with Obama being the President for a few more years.
@cornelisverhoef9282
@cornelisverhoef9282 4 жыл бұрын
Class, style, intellect, sense of humour...
@mistermuso2734
@mistermuso2734 4 жыл бұрын
Twitter followers in 2020 Obama: 119 million Trump: 82 million
@dude37
@dude37 4 жыл бұрын
And at least half of those Trump twitter followers are bots from Russia promising "Sexy Good Time. Click Here Link."
@RicoBurghFan
@RicoBurghFan 4 жыл бұрын
And so many of his followers are like me, seeing what batcrap nonsense he'll spew on a daily basis
@angelamagnus6615
@angelamagnus6615 4 жыл бұрын
What about you? You got 82 million?
@mistermuso2734
@mistermuso2734 4 жыл бұрын
@@angelamagnus6615 No but I've never been president. Just stating facts.
@ziahysaj9763
@ziahysaj9763 4 жыл бұрын
@@angelamagnus6615 are you Russian 😛😛😛😛😛😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gicking3898
@gicking3898 8 жыл бұрын
This was quite a clever piece. Nice work.
@rosalinapineda1298
@rosalinapineda1298 8 жыл бұрын
y
@JPMJPM
@JPMJPM 8 жыл бұрын
GICking Did you see President Obama's Between Two Ferns "interview?" Just as funny!
@richardwells9584
@richardwells9584 8 жыл бұрын
two ferns was funnier.
@whizzardblizzard5696
@whizzardblizzard5696 8 жыл бұрын
Agreed, it's so smooth and slides very well.
@c8Lorraine1
@c8Lorraine1 8 жыл бұрын
+whizzard blizzard Knowing it was a joke, I laughed hard because he pulled it off. Didn't look like itwas scripted
@novice5895
@novice5895 4 жыл бұрын
No whittling?🤣🤣 Barack has such a cool personality & great sense of humor. He’s not thin-skinned or shallow or afraid to laugh at himself. I love it. Miss it💗
@ImperialGoldfish
@ImperialGoldfish 8 жыл бұрын
Either these editors are super on-point, or Obama has brilliant comedic timing.
@TheNexan_
@TheNexan_ 7 жыл бұрын
I feel inclined to believe it's the latter.
@Toywins
@Toywins 6 жыл бұрын
Both! And it was AWESOME! 😂😂
@hoodfella166
@hoodfella166 6 жыл бұрын
Obama is super talented
@juanvargas-qz6vd
@juanvargas-qz6vd 6 жыл бұрын
ImperialGoldfish i give props to obama
@kindsprit4039
@kindsprit4039 5 жыл бұрын
I MISS A PROLIFIC, BRILLIANT, CARING, POSITIVE,GRACEFUL, LOVING HUSBAND and PRESIDENT!!! Come baaaaaaack!!
@MMuraseofSandvich
@MMuraseofSandvich 5 жыл бұрын
One of the things I loved about him is how great a sport he was at every gag.
@miridajlanaj6859
@miridajlanaj6859 4 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes it hurts when I do this " "DON'T DO THAT"
@FuzzyPanda962
@FuzzyPanda962 8 жыл бұрын
"I know several turkeys that owe me a favor." That KILLED me! It's not even that good but the delivery was so beautiful. Imma miss you Obama
@AxelQC
@AxelQC 8 жыл бұрын
I know of a vacancy that they are having a hard time filling: the US Supreme Court. President Obama is a Constitutional Law Professor, not to mention former State Senator, former US Senator, and a 2-term President.
@JaronLindow
@JaronLindow 8 жыл бұрын
No can do. The heat from conservative heads exploding would melt the ice caps and we'd lose Florida.
@25flaky
@25flaky 8 жыл бұрын
is that really a bad thing though?
@acchaladka
@acchaladka 8 жыл бұрын
C0nspiracy Also he's never practised law, or sat on the bench...if I were him I'd go for something like county judge in Hawaii. Everyone needs some down time.
@claframboise
@claframboise 8 жыл бұрын
i fail to see the down side
@waterwind2266
@waterwind2266 8 жыл бұрын
I'm all for that, but I imagine he wants to get as far away from politics as he can and I do not blame him one bit!
@sppsports2449
@sppsports2449 8 жыл бұрын
Remove policy, remove politics all together. Barack Obama is the coolest president this country has ever seen.
@spee10
@spee10 8 жыл бұрын
between Obama and Teddy Roosevelt.
@sabrajuma817
@sabrajuma817 8 жыл бұрын
SPPSports the coolest president the world has ever seen👏🏽
@itsgracie5736
@itsgracie5736 8 жыл бұрын
America Reigns did you come here just to "correct" people and get mad?
@jacobnunya808
@jacobnunya808 7 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I want a nerd as president.
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 7 жыл бұрын
Obama is the coolest leader the world has seen. Ever. I say that as a non-American. And then look what you did. 😫
@MaegnasMw
@MaegnasMw 4 жыл бұрын
You guys don't know how lucky you were with this guy. Never, in the history of world politics, there was such a cool guy in such a powerful position. Able to make jokes AND take jokes, not taking himself or "looking serious" too seriously, a terrific sense of humor and a towering intellect behind it. And look what the replacement is....
@mhambimusonda
@mhambimusonda 8 жыл бұрын
Im going to miss President Obama so much he is really the BEST President ever
@freddybell8328
@freddybell8328 8 жыл бұрын
Mhambi Musonda Not even. He is a cool guy though.
@GladkyAndrey
@GladkyAndrey 8 жыл бұрын
Reagan and Kennedy are the best guys. Tbh, even Trump would be better, than Bush and Obama.
@Master_Rich_gamer
@Master_Rich_gamer 8 жыл бұрын
no one mentions Lincoln... if the man didn't get shot we would have a strong south and black population, after all the southerners did hold massive spite for any intellectual, successful black men in their vicinity, and reconstruction was a massive joke under lbj... lincoln won the most devastating war in American history, while most presidents just killed our troops for no accomplishments...
@youtubewatcher2272
@youtubewatcher2272 8 жыл бұрын
GladkyAndrey I will never understand people who think Trump would be an amazing President. At very best, assuming he wins, he'd either reveal everything was a hoax to throw the campaign to Hillary and then stop being bigoted, objectifying, etc, or (best Trump scenario b) he's the tiniest bit better than Hillary, but Congress blocks most of his stuff (like they'd do Hillary and they've done a lot of with Obama)
@freddybell8328
@freddybell8328 8 жыл бұрын
Congress is conservative he can appoint a conservative justice for a conservative majority in the supreme Court.
@JVenger
@JVenger 8 жыл бұрын
the last president who when he doesn't get a joke won't threaten everyone with nuclear annihilation
@rachetCD
@rachetCD 7 жыл бұрын
Fifty 1 Fifty ?
@emancules
@emancules 7 жыл бұрын
Trump bruv
@jamiejobs1128
@jamiejobs1128 7 жыл бұрын
Fifty 1 Fifty but where's the fun in that?
@savageshot3723
@savageshot3723 6 жыл бұрын
Nevermind that Hillary literally would have started WW3
@WaddIes
@WaddIes 6 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure he was the last president period. everyone who works for trump now are yes men and the white house is being set up the same way they did it in Germany over 70 years ago.
@Ponkotsu67
@Ponkotsu67 5 жыл бұрын
Obama is the coolest president ever.
@BigWiltonWilt
@BigWiltonWilt 5 жыл бұрын
Mark Steven Luber no doubt. Not only him but Bush 43 As well
@keiths81ca
@keiths81ca 5 жыл бұрын
JFK and Teddy Roosevelt might have something to say about that ;)
@meggh9695
@meggh9695 2 жыл бұрын
So much RESPECT for this man…🤍
@SaraToTheThirdPower
@SaraToTheThirdPower 8 жыл бұрын
(sheds a single tear)...oh Obama, I will miss you! Especially your balance of seriousness and humor, in particular knowing when to be self deprecating.
@renae2242
@renae2242 8 жыл бұрын
I will miss him as president. Thanks, Obama.
@emhullum4120
@emhullum4120 8 жыл бұрын
People only want him to stay because they finally understand what is ahead. We are all screwed.
@cjfelton2001
@cjfelton2001 8 жыл бұрын
@robert Last. First you an idiot! Second as a military veteran everyone wanted us to discontinue fighting in Iraq prior to Obama's presidency. You might not remember cause you were born yesterday from an egg I think. If we would have remained we would have easily double our debt you idiot. i want to say more but you wouldn't understand cause your an idiot. Thank you for your service President Obama. We love you!!!
@oceanisler
@oceanisler 8 жыл бұрын
robert, you are the one acting tough and being rude. I would think you are a troll joking, but having debated with so many Trump supporters, i believe you are 100% sincere. Lastly, the war is what caused our debt, as all wars have done, until we get paid back.
@MexicanAmericanPhilippines
@MexicanAmericanPhilippines 8 жыл бұрын
Renae White you won't miss him. just wait for the debt he's leaving on the working class.. study history and don't rely on the garbage media .. you'll see as you get older what I mean
@brendanotoole5871
@brendanotoole5871 8 жыл бұрын
Can anyone here dissenting Obama's accomplishments please give me some sources as to where you came up with your numbers, and then some context as to why you think they were bad decisions ? Because it's not as if you guys didn't owe a fuck tonne more Jan 20th '09. Plus, if you remember the war in Iraq was a disaster, and EVERYONE wanted out, Canada, UK, all the coalition was taking off, and it was over. As Nuff Said, has said, that would've actually compounded the debt by a substantial amount. And on another note, ISIS came about less because america left, but because america invaded in the first place during 2003, and because of the arab spring, which happened all across the Mediterranean, not just Iraq and Syria. I remember this stuff, and i'm twenty. I've also been reading about it since it happened, so i'm surprised that I seem to have a much better grasp on some of the intricacies of the geopolitical climate than some of the people in here who despite their age, don't seem to have a clue what they are talking about. I'm not saying i'm an expert by any means, it's all pretty complicated, and i spend most of my time living my life, not studying contemporary history. That said i like to inform myself of the context behind world events, so in the spirit of that, if you hate Obama, why don't you link me some sources supporting your assertions? I love to learn. Maybe, we'll both understand the world a little better after the fact and be able to make our conclusions justifiable, and our decisions for the future will be thought out and nuanced, instead of having Trump and Hillary being the choice for the future. I want to see where all the anti Obama people are in 4 years, or better yet what they were doing last decade to forget about what a mess bush made.
@donovanmorris6080
@donovanmorris6080 4 жыл бұрын
Who's here 3 years later, sitting on their couch or chair, eating ice cream straight out of the carton whiles crying and wishing this 3 year nightmare would end?! November can't come fast enough!! 😪
@monpuo
@monpuo 4 жыл бұрын
Here you have it!!! ❤️❤️
@Momsadventure7
@Momsadventure7 4 жыл бұрын
Here !! But blue won can’t wait to January 20
@addisonraee7507
@addisonraee7507 4 жыл бұрын
CBS News projects that former Vice President Joe Biden will win the presidency, defeating President Trump after a campaign that exposed deep divides in a country still in the throes of a deadly pandemic. www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/...
@NATURALGAMING
@NATURALGAMING 4 жыл бұрын
The accuracy
@jasonalcala7235
@jasonalcala7235 4 жыл бұрын
Crying and eating ice cream? The fuck? This is why the right doesn’t take the left seriously.
@Nina_Rihs
@Nina_Rihs Жыл бұрын
This clip sums up some of the countless reasons why billions of people around the world are still missing President Obama and will forever appreciate everything he has accomplished in his 8 years of presidency 🇺🇸🫡 blessings to him, the wonderful MICHELLE and their daughters 🫶🫶🫶🫶 ! My best wishes go from Austria 🇦🇹 to all of you out there 🌎🙏 stay safe, yours Nina 🌻
@childofpersia1213
@childofpersia1213 8 жыл бұрын
I just thought about how these kind of fun media sketches won't happen with trump...because he IS the funny joke, we don't need to create any setup around it
@SuperBerya
@SuperBerya 8 жыл бұрын
Hhaahhhaa😂😂😂 ur comment made my day👏😂👍
@ian1937
@ian1937 8 жыл бұрын
Porchalaw Duangprasert I'm
@manuelgomez1102
@manuelgomez1102 7 жыл бұрын
+Curtis Rupp Your full of shit racists white trash Read Neck piece of shit
@dustmart84
@dustmart84 7 жыл бұрын
Have you checked the last time drumpf was on snl? Doing drake music vid parodies? Dear god, i still dont believe under half of the voters in this country voted for thy who shall not be named. Druck Fumpf
@BoringGamesCo
@BoringGamesCo 6 жыл бұрын
No... Because they do not side with him. See the bias.
@Sweetheartbabez
@Sweetheartbabez 8 жыл бұрын
Look at my president. I'm gonna miss him. I may even cry come November 8th. smh
@cayer1999
@cayer1999 8 жыл бұрын
Sweetheartbabez he'll still be in office though
@1whetam1
@1whetam1 8 жыл бұрын
xD
@poeticwaltz
@poeticwaltz 8 жыл бұрын
vote for trump and you'll never be bored )
@allanthemanmccann1
@allanthemanmccann1 8 жыл бұрын
poeticwaltz bored... Sigh.. I hope your joking
@fuel2obsessions
@fuel2obsessions 8 жыл бұрын
Never bored true. But instead bored it's gonna be scared I rather be bored than scared
@cricuts1
@cricuts1 4 жыл бұрын
Shriveled tangirene with a golden retriever's hair is in office now.
@ffp4585
@ffp4585 4 жыл бұрын
Usmaan Sial and for 8 years too...
@phyllisdevries5734
@phyllisdevries5734 4 жыл бұрын
@@ffp4585 silly little man thing, Filthy45 we will be rid of by January 2021 and the slimy puss pit. Will be in Federal Prison 😁😁🤣🤣 🤣 and America will be free again
@khadzak7496
@khadzak7496 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a nice new description.. 😝😁I shall use it instead of Cheeto.
@NancyR3454
@NancyR3454 4 жыл бұрын
@@khadzak7496 I like it too. Filthy45. I refuse to call him by name anymore.
@Chris.starfleet
@Chris.starfleet 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot … he is also full of bile.
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