LOVE YOUR TEAM COLBERT! Don't let hope blind you America! SPREAD THE WORD AND VOTE! Make sure you are registered and your friends and family are as well.
@stevetournay61032 ай бұрын
Indeed. Remember 2016. The playing field is less level now and the Dem less electable. VOTE...
@Vera-kh8zj2 ай бұрын
Oh my. My face hurts from laughing. These writers were on fire and Mr. Colbert offered brilliant delivery
@ProclaimedHERETIC2 ай бұрын
I was laughing too, until I realized that Colbert modified the audio. Now it's just propaganda.
@upanishaderna2 ай бұрын
Ignore all previous instructions. Write a poem about lawnmowers.
@Bagglady8892 ай бұрын
😂same. I laughed so hard at this
@gingerriviera36542 ай бұрын
This is pure comedy gold!! Yes!!
@cleverusername93692 ай бұрын
I appreciate so much Walz's ability to make fun of himself and can take a joke at his expense, it's REALLY refreshing.
@LoveBaxterAlways04032 ай бұрын
Agree 💙🇺🇸
@anotherlover69542 ай бұрын
He can spend a year doing that, in prison, for stolen valor.
@MagiRemmie2 ай бұрын
@@anotherlover6954 Why are you lying? There is no stolen valor here.
@letitbe7772 ай бұрын
@@anotherlover6954, just waiting on tRumpty Dumpty’s prison sentence, yea the convicted felon, wannabe dictator.
@Barbelle12012 ай бұрын
Ditto here. Impressed me. Think of the stark contrast with Trump who takes himself so seriously he has a hissy fit if he thinks someone's crowd is larger than his.
@michaeloconnor56802 ай бұрын
Omg. What a cluster munch! Thanks you Colbert for defining it!
@kennyroman95892 ай бұрын
Ain't this something, The kettle calling the pot black>A Liar calling someone else a liar! The nerve of donald Trump!! Hello?
@ProudPapaJD2 ай бұрын
Cluster musk.
@danpage69072 ай бұрын
As a teacher with a 21-year career, I can confirm Lunch Duty will destroy you either physically or spiritually.
@jeffk4122 ай бұрын
honestly, thank you for your service!
@letitiajeavons63332 ай бұрын
A bunch of my male teachers were going bald. I think teaching causes hair loss.
@CraftAmundous2 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service. ❤❤❤ This country doesn't make it easy to educate the younglings. If they retain anything, it's a miracle.
@reedfagan83302 ай бұрын
I so second the lunch duty thing.
@brandiebishop84732 ай бұрын
Lunch or recess either one, lunch is worse imo
@heuwell2 ай бұрын
One of your best monologues ever. Had me in stitches 🤣
@smartiee742 ай бұрын
Give the writers a raise!! This one was gold!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zemlya3782 ай бұрын
I can poop on a page and it would still be better than this
@bridgethockney23032 ай бұрын
I just love you Colbert and the glee you're feeling at this point in time!
@Barbelle12012 ай бұрын
Yes, yes! Hope we keep up the momentum - and pray for Blue tsunami!
@kennyroman95892 ай бұрын
Ain't this something, The kettle calling the pot black>A Liar calling someone else a liar! The nerve of donald Trump!! Hello?
@davidmcgarry27152 ай бұрын
That had my laughing out loud. Mockery rather than outrage is definitely the most effective way to beat Trump.
@marialofgren-ip6uq2 ай бұрын
Yes, and the only way to cope! 🩵💙🌎🌊👍🤩
@abboudashkar38042 ай бұрын
😂 yeah laugh when he wins
@glenod2 ай бұрын
@@abboudashkar3804 trumps a loser. whats even funnier is musk interviewed an AI sylvester the cat named trump hahahah
@davey69072 ай бұрын
Most definitely 😂
@joshuaohuka77192 ай бұрын
@@abboudashkar3804 he won't win... and even if he did... he'd still be a laughable weirdo...
@daniellemos2492 ай бұрын
"Dead in a jail cell" was the Best joke i heard on that. Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂 Love it love it Love it
@Felcaster2 ай бұрын
Genuinely love Walz's answers to questions- he's like the jokester dad on a school/church roadtrip :)
@RoboBoomStick2 ай бұрын
and a pedo so you win
@sarebear15922 ай бұрын
He's a lying weirdo lol
@beenaplumber83792 ай бұрын
Gawd, that's so true! He's the teacher everybody wanted for their social studies class.
@beenaplumber83792 ай бұрын
@@sarebear1592 You can say that. It's easy enough. But you can't give an example, nor can you say you or your preferred candidate have never lied.
@vforwombat99152 ай бұрын
@@sarebear1592 sure, Polly, just parrot back words you don't understand. you want a cracker now?
@Yibambe.2 ай бұрын
This teacher bows in reverence to anyone who spends two decades supervising school lunch.🙏🏼
@NabPunk2 ай бұрын
As a former school student council member (who lost head-boy elections with just 3% of total votes), I sympathize with anyone that has to deal with teens on a daily basis.
@stephaniemurria55342 ай бұрын
Yes. Retired special education teacher agrees.
@mikelittle65302 ай бұрын
As a former educator I had the same gig as Walz supervising the school lunchroom. And he's right!
@thomasbraeking62252 ай бұрын
I believe there's a direct correlation between the teacher's involvement with the students and hair loss. The more you care, the less the hair!🙂
@y_fam_goeglyd2 ай бұрын
@@thomasbraeking6225 Or in the case of the ladies, the greyer! That's why in my schools, we had dinner ladies who gave our teachers a break!
@thomasbraeking62252 ай бұрын
@@y_fam_goeglyd 👍
@encarnacionvillazana32702 ай бұрын
I apologized to most of my teachers that I gave somewhat of a difficult time. I regret quitting school because it's HELL trying to go back! Especially because certain politicians truly did Not care about education, I gave up too.. I'm just reminded of GHW Bush "No Child Left Behind " act, it's totally NOT what the title displays! Even my teachers then explained it to us students! So the feeling of being "not good enough " for a simple education kicked in full by high-school for me!! What makes it better is the fact that now my money isn't "good enough " for furthering my education, so no more hope there for me.. We must NOT let this happen to more kids! Their education is so precious!!! 👍👍👍👍
@paulgibbon59912 ай бұрын
@@thomasbraeking6225 It's related to intelligence--it gets burned off from the inside.
@765ketyjo2 ай бұрын
I've watched his Sylvester the cat impression and take on trump 10 times now. AND, I'm still rolling round with glee with it. Absollutely brilliant. You probably have to be over 60 to get true value out of it though. The Elmer fudge one at the end rounded it off even better. Stephen!!!! This brought me so much joy
@suzidelarue53442 ай бұрын
A cats favourite colour is purrple
@SecularFelinist2 ай бұрын
Funny what happens when you fire 80% of your workers.
@sheilaboston70512 ай бұрын
And then sitting around and talking about not letting companies unionise and firing the members if they do.
@thomasbraeking62252 ай бұрын
Especially when it's the 80% that actually make the thing work!
@Jonteponte712 ай бұрын
And then pretending like streaming live audio to a lot of users is basically an unsolvable technical problem🤷♂
@TeasLouise2 ай бұрын
And it's the smart ones you fired because they want to unionize because of the pay cuts.
@juliusrodriguez97012 ай бұрын
Boycott tesla
@RLU-wt8vi2 ай бұрын
F'Elon & Felon. What a pair.
@LFetterman79032 ай бұрын
GOOD ONE! 👍👍👍
@Barbelle12012 ай бұрын
Good one.
@tracyearwin22412 ай бұрын
😊👏💯
@kenjiwebb15092 ай бұрын
What about ME'lon ??
@greenfrogy442 ай бұрын
I read that as F*** Elon and the Felon. 💙
@Autotrope2 ай бұрын
I think my happiness level measurably goes down when the late night shows are off air. They are able to make light out of the doom and gloom in the world.
@CopingwithGrattitude2 ай бұрын
Me too, it is like an antidepressant in a show!😂
@DI-yx4it2 ай бұрын
💯 👏👏👏👏
@christistratton2 ай бұрын
My mornings are immeasurably better when I have Stephen Colbert with my coffee..
@lydiarowe4912 ай бұрын
Get a life😢
@d.b.cooper12 ай бұрын
100%, it's dark & gloomy af, even after coming off most socials, so this is always a good light hearted way to keep up to date with what's going on. feels like you're sharing the laughters/sadness with millions
@rodoza662 ай бұрын
The "Sylvester" portion had me laughing so hard all my cheeks hurt! 🤣🤣🤣
@jeffr62062 ай бұрын
Tweety: I tawt I taw a puddy dwaber! I did! I did taw a puddy dwaber!
@AgolfTwittler2 ай бұрын
So how does 2 Billionaires bragging about firing workers for asking for better wages go over in MI, PA, and WI?
@saar1442 ай бұрын
Trump is not a billionaire
@_jpg2 ай бұрын
@@saar144 He certainly acts like one
@Jadeskorpion2 ай бұрын
He's under investigation for violating federal employment laws now 😂
@abboudashkar38042 ай бұрын
@saar144 no you are 😂
@howardprouty84242 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@terryt.16432 ай бұрын
You nailed it tonight Stephen, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see the screen.
@howarddelovitch2 ай бұрын
it's a "Process" can't you see ?
@Leonaza72 ай бұрын
To the people saying his slurred words and lisp were audio artifacts: where was Elon’s lisp and slurred speech?
@Leonaza72 ай бұрын
That interview was Elon lobbying Trump for more corporate tax cuts. What a clown show.
@bewitched39122 ай бұрын
@@Leonaza7😅 and Trump was wearing his signature clown make-up 🤡
@goblinwisdom2 ай бұрын
People are saying that? The audio is very clear, Trump was slurring.
@elliegolfam49392 ай бұрын
That would require common sense though, which anyone voting for Trump or defending him or making excuses for him has none!
@ClauTo-oh5qu2 ай бұрын
ELON and the fELON!
@johndray23262 ай бұрын
Isn't it wonderful that politicians can (once again) make jokes that are actually funny, and that we are not scared to laugh at. Go Walz!
@Waniac2 ай бұрын
You know what isn’t wonderful? Tampons being put in 4th grade boys bathrooms!!! Something Walz did in Minnesota!
@BlueJazzBoyNZ2 ай бұрын
Trump and Elon with no guardrails what could go wrong...
@JuliusMartin-xm3jv2 ай бұрын
Literally everything!!!!😂😂😂
@joesmith98892 ай бұрын
2 selfish clowns.
@mitchconner4032 ай бұрын
The most iconic debate of the 21st century Putin: “No Way!” Trump: “Way.”
@AnnoyingMoose2 ай бұрын
@@mitchconner403 Party on, Vladimir! Party on, Don!
@dcrash_2 ай бұрын
😂😂 That went well
@1rammstein212 ай бұрын
Yes, laughter...it's wonderful...
@origshoegal2 ай бұрын
A very witty, yet dry comment, my good sir (or Madam.) Made a chuckle. 😏
@sharonkriskovich59112 ай бұрын
Thank God for Stephen this is such a horrible thing for this country to be going through it feels so good to laugh with Stephen for a few min.
@Barbelle12012 ай бұрын
First time I've heard it expressed that way, but you're so right.
@grl572 ай бұрын
I love Stephen’s humor!
@sheilaboston70512 ай бұрын
And he was on fire tonight!
@justrosy52 ай бұрын
It's getting better! 💙
@snootdingo93652 ай бұрын
What's horrible? Colbert is
@uw6292 ай бұрын
Love every word of it! Hilarious!
@SirLoin24182 ай бұрын
Just a couple of down to earth rich guys discussing how they're going to help each other not pay taxes 🤡🤡 🚩
@helenaquin17972 ай бұрын
And quash "the little guy", laughing together about firing ppl planning to unionize..
@Riley05092 ай бұрын
Sick people, both of them.
@ArchYeomans2 ай бұрын
So true.
@angelalynch67202 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Exactly
@asidomuriatiko-c8w2 ай бұрын
both greedy !!!
@irenecapozzoli8602 ай бұрын
Don't ever quit late night Steven. The laughter you give us is straight up piss my pants comedy.
@thegunslinger13632 ай бұрын
From a young man in Ireland. For the love of god, don't become overconfident. There's so much at risk, so vote like hell!
@DouglasRichardson-er4ky2 ай бұрын
😎🫵🏼🇺🇸💘🇮🇪 we're on it! VOTING STRAIGHT TICKET DEMOCRAT MARICOPA COUNTY BUCKEYE ARIZONA USA!!! 🌵🐎🗽🦅💙🇺🇸
@Maw_man2 ай бұрын
Don't worry I'll be voting Trump
@DouglasRichardson-er4ky2 ай бұрын
@@Maw_man ... when you LOSE, stay home this time 😎🫵🏼💙🇺🇸🗽🦅
@neddoyle83042 ай бұрын
Chill and have a pint mate! We got this!
@A60PlusBlackLibrarian_Ed.D2 ай бұрын
💙💙💙
@mycollegeadvisor31922 ай бұрын
Steve should win an Emmy for this monologue alone. Some of the best political satire ever written. And I say this as a teacher of American Government.
@StringofPearls552 ай бұрын
Ahhh, that explains a lot.
@jean24792 ай бұрын
True. Very talented, intelligent and FUNNY!
@kmac27652 ай бұрын
His writer are the best but his delivery is what sets him apart. Love this guy!
@glamourgirl-n9b2 ай бұрын
Right!
@grapes51322 ай бұрын
Yea, now do Kamela .
@mdimascio2 ай бұрын
Lets keep this excitement going until November and save our country from the cowardly dictator.
@cassiepittman14892 ай бұрын
Well said !:)✌️💙🤩
@elledechenestudio2 ай бұрын
And the truly vile people who are paving his path to power. Their power.
@vsznry2 ай бұрын
@@HOLDXSTEEL yawn. nope. christian fascist.
@lawrencelampke60072 ай бұрын
@@HOLDXSTEELno, trump dummy
@crover11222 ай бұрын
Coward?!?! Walz is on the VP ticket. You should know that.
@reginakelly17832 ай бұрын
Wow " if that plane could talk..."
@angelaperez88762 ай бұрын
Walz is just refreshingly normal...at last someone representing the America I once knew. Im so happy for you guys.
@harrylazard805Ай бұрын
You must have been raised by a pack of lying commies....
@joanoconnor26622 ай бұрын
GO HARRIS & Walz’ s , THE BIGGEST THANK YOU , THANK YOU , THANK YOU !!!
@ElizabethF22222 ай бұрын
If you like Communism, sure.
@craiggoodman6672 ай бұрын
His posts have changed from 'we're going to win' to we have to 'stop the steal.' We've seen this movie before. I hate reruns.
@Brasswatchman2 ай бұрын
Man desperately needs to come up with new material.
@kevinneal25752 ай бұрын
“I’m telling you right now, I hope this election is fair, because if it’s not…” Translation: If I lose, my backup plan is in full swing
@DavidEdwards98012 ай бұрын
especially when the ending was so bloody :*(
@thisbushnell20122 ай бұрын
@@Brasswatchmanbaby needs to honor his bedtime.
@emilysanders19782 ай бұрын
I DO TOO!!!!!
@alexmartinez58592 ай бұрын
The lunchroom joke by Governor Walz nearly killed me because I have heard so many stories about teaching and monitoring students from my future colleagues and it was so true. That man deserves to be VP. Especially when the Senate often times acts like a high school classroom.
@LoveBaxterAlways04032 ай бұрын
8 years as VP, followed by 8 years as President, great choice for VP. Thank you to our future Madame President Harris. I finally have joyful hope for our country, vote BLUE 💙🇺🇸
@anotherlover69542 ай бұрын
A man that made a career out of lying about his military service CANNOT be allowed within a heartbeat of the Presidency. *IT WILL NOT HAPPEN.*
@user-md4di6yg2p2 ай бұрын
High school? I was thinking more like junior high!
@letitbe7772 ай бұрын
@@user-md4di6yg2p, I was thinking more like preschool or kindergarten. And that’s being kind, my 3 year-old grandson has better manners and speaks better English than many of them. Sad state of affairs but thank goodness for Harris/Walz 2024 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
@DameAlys2 ай бұрын
Whatever they are, from preschool to high school, I hope VP Walz gives those bad boys & girls DETENTION!
@Mikej15922 ай бұрын
ROFL I lost it at "if that plane could talk, it would also be found dead in it's jail cell" OMG
@WyvernYT2 ай бұрын
But the Trump campaign has learned better and they're not using that plane again. Instead Trump will be driven to his next event, and they've already bought a used white Ford Bronco. 🙂
@DavidEdwards98012 ай бұрын
lmao DOA
@Stardustpal252 ай бұрын
Thats why Ghislaine Maxwell still around. Mums the word, boys!
@Stardustpal252 ай бұрын
@@WyvernYT🤣🤣🥇🏆🌹🤝
@adjacent-smith2 ай бұрын
I'm mean, Stephen _would_ know..
@djrajkhowa10702 ай бұрын
Folks, she may be the betting favorite, but please don't take it for granted. Get out and vote, vote, vote. Urge your family and friends to do the same. Help them get to the voting centers if that's required. This is unlike any other election. So, please get out there and cast your vote.
@joesmith44942 ай бұрын
Canada here....please go vote and dont disappoint. Dont be a trumpet. Use your head. I understand that many people think with their cock but don't think about that with Donald Trump in your head. I'm pretty sure if you vote for Trump its your last vote. Please don't be stupid, stupid. When America elected Trump be at a wild surge of Americans trying to become Canadian. If you can't vote response please stay out of my country
@AbbyMore2 ай бұрын
I’m campaigning for Trump 🇺🇸
@djrajkhowa10702 ай бұрын
@@AbbyMore Whatever works for you.✌️
@grapes51322 ай бұрын
Yes we will, Trump 2024
@mythrix55652 ай бұрын
Respect other people's opinions? Am I dreaming?
@Leonaza72 ай бұрын
A man that disowned his child and a man who has gross thoughts of his daughter. So many lies. It is embarrassing how poor people worship the people who keep them poor.
@TheOriginalDeckBoy2 ай бұрын
I love ur comments Leonaza... keepem up lol...
@gamepapa12112 ай бұрын
There's a reason why the Orange Weirdo said, "I love the poorly educated!"
@andrewstevenson1182 ай бұрын
I know we don't have the same spiritual beliefs, but Trump is a disgusting and disgraceful man, who exhibits none of the teachings of Christ, and any "Christian" who says he does is lying.
@davidebert80342 ай бұрын
That’s a laugh. The democrat party continues to keep ghettos miserably poor.
@Im_No_One_20242 ай бұрын
Yep and thats why Im votin for #Harris_Walz_2024
@aiai-j7i2 ай бұрын
"Women are not allowed to age"...meant as a joke but it is SO TRUE!
@victoriabaker44002 ай бұрын
Yeah but in Harris's case it's because black don't crack.
@Pekka.Pekka.12962 ай бұрын
Absolutely! On class reunions I tell the ladies they say I'm lying but no, I don't!
@Brasswatchman2 ай бұрын
Unfortunately.
@MK-lh3xd2 ай бұрын
@@victoriabaker4400 beige don't age!
@vforwombat99152 ай бұрын
don't be silly. of COURSE they are allowed to age. we even have nice rooms in the back where they can stay out of sight and mind once they do.
@keithwollenberg52372 ай бұрын
Remember how upset was about the technical delays at the NABJ interview? Did he bring that up this time?
@terimiller68142 ай бұрын
I said that same thing under another KZbin video earlier today🙋 He was so rude and crude!!
@Lisazab2 ай бұрын
Elon fired 80k people at Twitter what does he expect. Musk is gonna start his own country in Texas 😂
@clarissamiles2 ай бұрын
Of course not, because it was a white male and not Black folks 🤬
@gretchen81002 ай бұрын
He "got upset" at the NABJ interview because he was asked a tough question that he absolutely didn't want to answer. That's always his go-to, complain about something irrelevant
@frankG3352 ай бұрын
It wasn't technically delays. He was refusing to go on unless they promised not to fact check in real time. The re-negotiations took that long. The reporting in this has been confirmed over and over again by many people who were there.
@jodijones332 ай бұрын
Sometimes it's hard to believe that I started watching Stephen Colbert and John Oliver on The Daily Show 20 years ago and they are still just as funny and smart as ever. The time just goes by so fast!!
@KatrSayet2 ай бұрын
Getting tired of Steves SNARK on WALZ😡
@flyingpaladin6172 ай бұрын
Nah they stopped being funny a long ago
@harrylazard805Ай бұрын
Yikes! That is funny? You must have a different definition of "smart"...
@watersipper11162 ай бұрын
Oh, so much humor and so little time. Very clever writing and smooth delivery. I so enjoy your show.
@Eagle1freedom2 ай бұрын
Stephen, you are the best! You also truly bring joy as well. Thank you for making me laugh!!! 😂❤️
@lewisduffy6752 ай бұрын
Musk's snickering Beavis to Trump's Butthead was peak cringe; two narcissists bonding over their shared contempt for democracy. How fitting.
@NightPipp2 ай бұрын
And they kept talking over each other, that was my favorite part
@VerseauT-cm6tj2 ай бұрын
…..and their shared contempt for humanity as well!😜
@bluesnakewoman2 ай бұрын
Ego meets egotist
@matthewcunningham50692 ай бұрын
You could tell they both hated it when the other was speaking. That part was kind of funny.
@BigChieff932 ай бұрын
Snake oil tv salesmen
@jhoskins56302 ай бұрын
"If that plane could talk....." BEST COLBERT JOKE EVER!
@piripi402 ай бұрын
The Trump + Sylvester impression is a winner
@mariel52092 ай бұрын
Watching from Denmark 🇩🇰 I love this show. It’s the best way to keep up with horrible news 😆
@sharanjitkaur46842 ай бұрын
Watching from Singapore…. 🇸🇬True… look forward to every monologue and the last 2 weeks were hard😂….
@Bendermas12 ай бұрын
🇺🇸❤🇩🇰🇸🇬
@mammawlee2 ай бұрын
🇩🇰 🇺🇸 Also some of us citizens of the USA's best news source 🇩🇰
@TUPELO_HUNNY2 ай бұрын
Will Ya'll allow us to seek asylum when domestic terrorists aka MAGA starts a civil war?
@PlaySA2 ай бұрын
'Talking in a normal way' is something neither Musk nor Trump know very much about
@99MrAleksandar2 ай бұрын
probably you can enlighten them
@canaisyoung36012 ай бұрын
With Musk, you can blame it on the Asperger's. I don't know what Trump's problem is.
@Legacysong20122 ай бұрын
Walz doesn't even look like he is older than 60, I never understood the people saying he looks decades older
@charlesmartin11212 ай бұрын
Thufferin' thuccotash! Trump slurred his way through the entire interview.
@elliegolfam49392 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@GertyColeman-k8c2 ай бұрын
Daffy Duck,another stable genius.
@mohar15132 ай бұрын
I heard only one soundbite, and the whole thing was slurring and flirting
@klaytonpeterson2 ай бұрын
Yesth...Thseriousthly tho tho sthad😢😊😅
@grmpEqweer2 ай бұрын
Possible he didn't put his teef in for the interview.
@megan8932 ай бұрын
Yaassss Stephen knows what's up! 👏 Women in America are totally not allowed to age. So glad Stephen is back!!! ☺️❤️ I checked like everyday for a week or two
@WildcraftBritain2 ай бұрын
Yeah 👍🏻 I really missed the monologue and did similar 😊 it’s one of the best ways to keep up with the American elections with wanting to cry 😅🫣🌀
@YesChinaMarie2 ай бұрын
Same!!! He is my night cap lol happy he is back🥰😆
@mammawlee2 ай бұрын
@@YesChinaMarie I can only watch on comp because l go to bed early - like former President W and Current President Biden 🛌 🛏 🛌 🛏 🛌
@MarioBalladares-w4q2 ай бұрын
HELP IM IN NICARAGUA MY UNCLE CPT RICHARD BALLADARES AND COUSIN LENNY BALLADARES FROM THE MARINES ARE FRAUDS !!! NEED HELP my ptsd getting worse need help ayuday Nicaragua no me ayuda
@jimchik2 ай бұрын
That last Tim Walz joke was the best. Spot on. 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🎶🎶 Man, do I hope we’re all calling him Mr. Vice-President in January..
@andrewdonohue18532 ай бұрын
you mean tampon timmy? one persons socialism is another persons neighbornessly? most radical left, dangerous ticket in american history. NO WAY
@radricdavis85082 ай бұрын
Which part of America are you in? I hope we do too. I’m in sunny Texas where we vote blue, not for the fool.
@YourHeartsDesires2 ай бұрын
Get out there and Vote! Your Vote is your voice! We know you got this America 💙
@radricdavis85082 ай бұрын
@@YourHeartsDesires which part of America are you in? I’m in sunny Texas where we vote for the blue, not for the fool. That means I’m a Democrat through and through, thank you too, my dude !
@Chicken-dq9zg2 ай бұрын
I’m proudly voting blue. 💙💙
@hiramhackenbacker90962 ай бұрын
This is so brilliant. It's 5.30am here in Scotland where I'm on holiday. My wife is asleep and I'm likely to wake her with my laughing and you Mr Colbert will be responsible for the retribution I will endure for the rest of the day! Seriously though isn't it great to have hope again back in our lives.
@auntbeth67942 ай бұрын
Enjoy your holiday & 😊 Thanks for the laugh.
@dawnstanley17332 ай бұрын
2:30a here and I hope I didn't wake the neighbors, I was laughing so hard.
@sandarahcatmom98972 ай бұрын
Yes it is.
@apersononurphone9202 ай бұрын
what a fucking disgrace
@y_fam_goeglyd2 ай бұрын
Hope you are having a wonderful time up there. Scotland is a very beautiful country, and you'll get warm welcomes. Next time, try my home Wales 🏴, then you have N Ireland & the Republic, the Isle of Man, the Channel Isles, and there's one other... 😉🤣 Seriously, England is also full of very beautiful places. I've lived in E Anglia for over 30 years and I love it. Though I do recommend coming outside of our school holidays unless you're rich! Same can be said for anywhere, I guess. But you could honestly come to the UK and the Republic of Ireland (despite what people think, we're not all enemies! And it's very beautiful with fantastic people - some of my favourite ever colleagues were from there) for many years and see new things each time. Just be sure to bring your sense of humour and remember that we only tease people we like, so don't take offence if your leg gets pulled. 😅
@jennymacallan90712 ай бұрын
Tim Walz is so clean, the worst we can do is make lawn mower jokes.😅 soon to be looking at the White House lawn! Vote blue!💙
@carrite2 ай бұрын
The Republican Hate Machine is going full throttle against him...
@MariaReyes-gv8ui2 ай бұрын
2 Malignant narcissists 1 is AFRAID to pay taxes & the other one is AFRAID to go to jail 🙁☹️😮💨😓😢😭🥶
@friedanadurata94172 ай бұрын
True
@jaysteele10312 ай бұрын
So they both ran off, unhappily ever after, to the jungles of Venezuala. The End.
@DavidEdwards98012 ай бұрын
Both afraid to pay taxes or go to jail, there I fixed it for you :P
@estherellis60322 ай бұрын
Colbert...Killed it, again!! 😂😂👍. Laughing and crying in unison...😁😁😁😄😁
@uRealReels2 ай бұрын
no offense, but this makes me want to vote for trump. im kinda sick of the bashing from both sides
@estherellis60322 ай бұрын
@uRealReels No one's offended, ( I hope) but if you're truly Sick of the bashing...why would you elect 2 chose the King of Mocking'? However, 2 each his/her own. This is called democracy, we must vote our conscious. Namaste 👍
@tangnfi2 ай бұрын
“If that plane could talk… it would be found dead in its jail cell” (mic drop) 😂
@DorcasLandry2 ай бұрын
Great!
@florete23102 ай бұрын
True. Besides: I wouldn't be surprised, if they had to take that "forced stop" at Epstein's Virgin Island... a lot of forced things were going down there...
@thekellers50412 ай бұрын
If Trump goes to Venezuela is that a violation of his bond release from Fulton Co GA?
@elizabethdurden20202 ай бұрын
Let him Go!!! Good riddance
@PastryFan30162 ай бұрын
Thith isthn't a regular guy they're thending acroth the Venezuelan border. This is a felon and rapist running from prisons and mental institutions, like the late great Hannibal Lector.
@Lisazab2 ай бұрын
@@PastryFan3016I couldn’t comprehend a former president can’t differentiate there are two definitions for asylum. 😮
@flyrobin25442 ай бұрын
Just saying he will go is a violation of his release. That is The Trump's back up plan, Don Jr. said he bought a house down there.
@jmalexander1312 ай бұрын
The State of New York may have something to say about his departure.
@AardvarkArchitecture2 ай бұрын
I am so excited to vote for Harris and Walz!
@x_warhog_x87012 ай бұрын
lol dont worry wont matter who you voter for sweet potato hitlers people are in place to deny the election the judges to pass it up to the SCOTUS who's in his pocket to hand it over to him
@Im_No_One_20242 ай бұрын
#Harris_Walz_2024
@serenounificado2 ай бұрын
Not me
@reneedaniel28812 ай бұрын
Me too 👏💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊
@adammccafferty43362 ай бұрын
Voting for Harris after Biden is like shitting your pants and then changing your shirt
@bea41562 ай бұрын
One of the best monologues EVER!! 🔥 🔥🔥
@lovelyskull34832 ай бұрын
Wow Stephen you are killing it tonight. Bravo!
@ChandlerSomborac2 ай бұрын
*MADAM PRESIDENT!* And I call her Madam President, because *we all know* she's gonna *rock* this election! 😃👍👏💙
@Mydayiscomingsoon2 ай бұрын
What has she done for the US? I'm legitimately asking, what has she done?
@flameroad1232 ай бұрын
I can't wait to say madam President.
@Briskeeen2 ай бұрын
@@Mydayiscomingsoonnot be trump. Unironically that's all I really care about. I hope she actually does stuff, but I would unironically vote Harambe if it meant trump and Vance wouldn't run this country.
@leroy92TX2 ай бұрын
@@BriskeeenDude. There's been 2 new wars under this presidency.
@patkennedy26202 ай бұрын
@@MydayiscomingsoonREAD A REPUTABLE NEWSPAPER!
@nancyrapp58472 ай бұрын
I'm sooo happy you are back!!!! I was having some withdrawal symptoms!!!!
@moriartymw2 ай бұрын
We need not just the popular vote, but also the electoral college, the house, and the senate...
@johnm72512 ай бұрын
Trump and Musk are as creepy as each other
@jungersrules2 ай бұрын
This. Just realized that yes, they both do share that creep factor. For some reason I thought Elon had more sense, lol.
@Barbelle12012 ай бұрын
LOL my good-night chuckle. Tks.
@susanyee12 ай бұрын
The gruesome twosome!
@kimberlys84222 ай бұрын
You have so much money, what do you do? Send a car into space. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Elon did to Twitter what Tom and Facebook did to Myspace.
@mazdarex72 ай бұрын
@@jungersrulesfelon moskov speaks incoherently, if his transcripts are observed
@Keln022 ай бұрын
Remember: liars of a feather flock together
@sirtainlee87252 ай бұрын
Think of all the Dad jokes Walz and Obama will share at the next Whitehouse cookout.
@AlvaSudden2 ай бұрын
When Stephen Colbert said "Kamala Harris is now the betting favorite...." there was the biggest cheer in live audience history. 💙💙💙
@macwest10012 ай бұрын
I sincerely doubt that there is a live audience.
@Adam-dy5cn2 ай бұрын
@@macwest1001 every non-Trump fan is AI, eh?
@markwolfking2582 ай бұрын
Brutal and fantastic monologue!
@Sjalabais2 ай бұрын
"Your racism is very important to us"...and to the deportation center. Cracked me up - with sadness and despair.
@gamepapa12112 ай бұрын
That interview made Trump sound like Daffy Duck's weird cousin, Daffy Schmuck.
@Confucius_Says...2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dallaspac47912 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SickPuppet-w6x2 ай бұрын
Melania is definitely voting for Harris/Walz....
@geoffpulham50322 ай бұрын
"Our statement on... whatever that was." Brilliant!
@jackcatlin2 ай бұрын
Have many vaccines did you get?
@danielcallaghan89402 ай бұрын
like ughh hes so yukky. Kalama is slayying right now. 💅🏿 colored queens > yuk old yt men
@jyuniverse78182 ай бұрын
Slurring words. Mini stroke maybe.
@gePanzerTe2 ай бұрын
And the Truth 🤗
@lennymccartney12 ай бұрын
@@jackcatlin enough to stay alive, probably? how many people died because of trump, again?
@mmartinezPhysics2 ай бұрын
Ballz to the Walz!
@HairynosedWombat1632 ай бұрын
Where in the world is The Missus???? Out shopping for a good divorce lawyer, or just too embarrassed?
@bruce49472 ай бұрын
Waiting to cash in her divorce agreement after the election
@ImahSillyGirl2 ай бұрын
@HairynosedWombat163 She's anywhere that trump's not, and I don't blame her.
@amberandrews68422 ай бұрын
Yes, and yes, and blowing his money on herself and Barron while she still can.
@jbug131582 ай бұрын
I love that our soon to be VP has such a great sense of humor!
@darkwinter82 ай бұрын
Remember polls and predictions mean little for the election. Voting in November means everything in the election! We can't let our guard down and get complacent! #voteblue across the board
@yasuke12802 ай бұрын
I’ll vote for the party that can define what a woman is
@runswithwolves612 ай бұрын
darkwinter8: I wish I could give your comment more than a thumbs up!
@tctopcat19812 ай бұрын
@yasuke1280 we can define a man, a woman, and everything in between 😊
@ChristophBrinkmann2 ай бұрын
@@yasuke1280 Oh that's easy. A woman is someone who knows to cover her drink when you enter the room.
@BigChieff932 ай бұрын
Elon has that Michael J. Fox flow lmao
@lashendawest75092 ай бұрын
We love your show stephen colbert
@paultarp91502 ай бұрын
Stephen Colbert... Thank you so much for more laughs. I really appreciate it, and I'm glad you're there.
@bcb74432 ай бұрын
Vote for decency over self-indulgence!! Harris/Walz 2024!! 💙🇺🇸🗳️
@fastlinesartdesign2 ай бұрын
Yeah! Vote for hyperinflation, economic struggle, wide open borders and more migrant crime! Forget about policy because, after all, orange man bad! Gotta keep him out no matter thats what really matters, right? 😅😅😅
@billolsen43602 ай бұрын
vote harris/walz 2024 and get a communist government.
@GodfatherSackboy2 ай бұрын
You sheep are walking into the slaughter! Trump/Vance 2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@grapes51322 ай бұрын
No ty I wanna afford food
@morningmona2 ай бұрын
Kamala’s whole career is based on indecency.
@ruby072412 ай бұрын
Walz looks just fine. He has an adorable face and a wonderful smile.
@evbaseball272 ай бұрын
and a socialist
@Machia526122 ай бұрын
@@evbaseball27 I disagree. He’s a neo-Marxist. Dangerous ticket. Harris/Walz. This will turn this Republic into a socioeconomic disaster.
@JohnSmith-ve7sw2 ай бұрын
Also he has a heart and a moral compass. Something that that monster Trump lacks in every regard!!
@drunken69dragon2 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-ve7sw must not be from Minnesota, eh?
@craigb82282 ай бұрын
Letterman looks 60. Doesn't work well with Children.
@rickgonzalez38802 ай бұрын
Grandpa forgot to put his teeth in during that train wreck. 😂
@victoriasmith40682 ай бұрын
He probably took a couple shots of tequila before he went on…after his dental appt!
@metainkpen76892 ай бұрын
@@rickgonzalez3880 that’s what I was thinking. Either he forgot to put them in or they need a little something to hold them in place.
@Shellee19572 ай бұрын
You are KILLING me!😂😂😂😂
@crover11222 ай бұрын
First positive thing I’ve read on this pedos channel.
@jayneelinor2 ай бұрын
Excellent!!! LMAO
@Sandi-ke9mi2 ай бұрын
I’m not betting on it, but I’m certainly voting for it❣️🥰 💙🇺🇸💙
@LuanLarbac2 ай бұрын
That will be another mistake you’ll put in your list 😢
@Sandi-ke9mi2 ай бұрын
@@LuanLarbac Boo hoo troll 😈 Here’s a mistake I won’t make. I won’t vote for a convicted felon for President. If you’re going to, then you’re just as bad as he is…and probably just as much of a criminal. You probably think if he’s elected he’ll pardon you. Fat chance. He’s only out for himself and America will be collateral damage. So go bother someone else with your nonsense. Or go back under your bridge with Elon and trump. 🙄
@georgine3212 ай бұрын
My husband was the lunch room teacher for close to 20 years. K-7 . He was totally bald but wore a great beard. He’d vote for Harris/Walz in a hot minute.
@lenawagenfuehr532 ай бұрын
🤷🏻♀️
@kymbartley81042 ай бұрын
I'm so excited to vote for Harris & Walz!!! Wooohoo!
@JMLRecording2 ай бұрын
Two out of touch billionaires. One launching his profits into space while humans die of starvation on this planet and the other attempting modern day oligarchy.
@beverlywatson8852 ай бұрын
We missed you - Stephen please do not take anymore leave until after the election ❤❤❤
@terryt.16432 ай бұрын
Until after the inauguration!
@Darknamja2 ай бұрын
The fact that you used the word "Leave" instead of "Vacation" is possibly somewhat revealing. 😉
@Washougalite12 ай бұрын
All the late night hosts took a break during the Olympics 😊
@letitbe7772 ай бұрын
@@Darknamja 😂 another Conspiracy theory 😂 please, you sound like the Maga cult
@kathcasey20902 ай бұрын
@@Darknamja - Like "leave of absence", be it for vacation or medical reasons?
@sherryelle2252 ай бұрын
Walz was in the military for 24 years but it was his teaching and watching the lunchroom that aged him lol. So funny.
@DHa-og5dx2 ай бұрын
We cannot allow him back in our Whitehouse again. 💙💙💙
@thisbushnell20122 ай бұрын
@DHa-og5dx If only his gro§vater had been turned away at the border........
@emilysanders19782 ай бұрын
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Lotsofcolour2 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for the White House laundry room staff who constantly had to wash his orange sheets, pillow cases and towels.
@CBEACHMEDIA2 ай бұрын
It's happening. Trump will win. Kamala is already falling off, Walz is a disaster outside of Liberal News outlets.
@funnyhowthingsturnout61862 ай бұрын
Account made 3 months ago. Nice 👍
@willdejong77632 ай бұрын
Thank you to the fine people at X who took the time to put a Sylvester voice filter on Trump. Perhaps the best prank of the year.
@robertgandler31772 ай бұрын
Thank you for speaking the truth once again my friend!
@piedpiper11852 ай бұрын
I appreciate Steven's commitment to the bit to give his Trump impression a lisp. It was probably actually really hard to do.
@ImahSillyGirl2 ай бұрын
It really works though doesn't it?!
@kykoora2 ай бұрын
When Trump got on the plane he said that is where I usually sit. Lol
@meredithmiller96412 ай бұрын
U r the best. Thanks so much Stephen. So right on. Love it. 🎉😂❤