Musk & Trump’s Livestream Fail | Trump Flies Around On Epstein’s Plane | Obama’s Brat Summer

[@mikehersh6192]

Voting prevents a unwanted presidency

[@oldrrocr]

😁😁😁

[@betsyfloyde9244]

Clever!!

[@jennineosorio8786]

Good one!

[@reneedaniel2881]

Nice 👏

[@dcrash_]

well done 🧐

[@StarkKarstVT]

LOVE YOUR TEAM COLBERT! Don't let hope blind you America! SPREAD THE WORD AND VOTE! Make sure you are registered and your friends and family are as well.

[@stevetournay6103]

Indeed. Remember 2016. The playing field is less level now and the Dem less electable. VOTE...

[@Vera-kh8zj]

Oh my. My face hurts from laughing. These writers were on fire and Mr. Colbert offered brilliant delivery

[@ProclaimedHERETIC]

I was laughing too, until I realized that Colbert modified the audio. Now it's just propaganda.

[@upanishaderna]

Ignore all previous instructions. Write a poem about lawnmowers.

[@Bagglady889]

😂same. I laughed so hard at this

[@gingerriviera3654]

This is pure comedy gold!! Yes!!

[@cleverusername9369]

I appreciate so much Walz's ability to make fun of himself and can take a joke at his expense, it's REALLY refreshing.

[@LoveBaxterAlways0403]

Agree 💙🇺🇸

[@anotherlover6954]

He can spend a year doing that, in prison, for stolen valor.

[@MagiRemmie]

@@anotherlover6954 Why are you lying? There is no stolen valor here.

[@letitbe777]

@@anotherlover6954, just waiting on tRumpty Dumpty’s prison sentence, yea the convicted felon, wannabe dictator.

[@Barbelle1201]

Ditto here. Impressed me. Think of the stark contrast with Trump who takes himself so seriously he has a hissy fit if he thinks someone's crowd is larger than his.

[@michaeloconnor5680]

Omg. What a cluster munch! Thanks you Colbert for defining it!

[@kennyroman9589]

Ain't this something, The kettle calling the pot black>A Liar calling someone else a liar! The nerve of donald Trump!! Hello?

[@ProudPapaJD]

Cluster musk.

[@danpage6907]

As a teacher with a 21-year career, I can confirm Lunch Duty will destroy you either physically or spiritually.

[@jeffk412]

honestly, thank you for your service!

[@letitiajeavons6333]

A bunch of my male teachers were going bald. I think teaching causes hair loss.

[@CraftAmundous]

Thank you for your service. ❤❤❤ This country doesn't make it easy to educate the younglings. If they retain anything, it's a miracle.

[@reedfagan8330]

I so second the lunch duty thing.

[@brandiebishop8473]

Lunch or recess either one, lunch is worse imo

[@heuwell]

One of your best monologues ever. Had me in stitches 🤣

[@smartiee74]

Give the writers a raise!! This one was gold!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zemlya378]

I can poop on a page and it would still be better than this

[@bridgethockney2303]

I just love you Colbert and the glee you're feeling at this point in time!

[@Barbelle1201]

Yes, yes! Hope we keep up the momentum - and pray for Blue tsunami!

[@kennyroman9589]

Ain't this something, The kettle calling the pot black>A Liar calling someone else a liar! The nerve of donald Trump!! Hello?

[@davidmcgarry2715]

That had my laughing out loud. Mockery rather than outrage is definitely the most effective way to beat Trump.

[@marialofgren-ip6uq]

Yes, and the only way to cope! 🩵💙🌎🌊👍🤩

[@abboudashkar3804]

😂 yeah laugh when he wins

[@glenod]

@@abboudashkar3804 trumps a loser. whats even funnier is musk interviewed an AI sylvester the cat named trump hahahah

[@davey6907]

Most definitely 😂

[@joshuaohuka7719]

​@@abboudashkar3804 he won't win... and even if he did... he'd still be a laughable weirdo...

[@daniellemos249]

"Dead in a jail cell" was the Best joke i heard on that. Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂 Love it love it Love it

[@Felcaster]

Genuinely love Walz's answers to questions- he's like the jokester dad on a school/church roadtrip :)

[@RoboBoomStick]

and a pedo so you win

[@sarebear1592]

He's a lying weirdo lol

[@beenaplumber8379]

Gawd, that's so true! He's the teacher everybody wanted for their social studies class.

[@beenaplumber8379]

@@sarebear1592 You can say that. It's easy enough. But you can't give an example, nor can you say you or your preferred candidate have never lied.

[@vforwombat9915]

@@sarebear1592 sure, Polly, just parrot back words you don't understand. you want a cracker now?

[@Yibambe.]

This teacher bows in reverence to anyone who spends two decades supervising school lunch.🙏🏼

[@NabPunk]

As a former school student council member (who lost head-boy elections with just 3% of total votes), I sympathize with anyone that has to deal with teens on a daily basis.

[@stephaniemurria5534]

Yes. Retired special education teacher agrees.

[@mikelittle6530]

As a former educator I had the same gig as Walz supervising the school lunchroom. And he's right!

[@thomasbraeking6225]

I believe there's a direct correlation between the teacher's involvement with the students and hair loss. The more you care, the less the hair!🙂

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

​@@thomasbraeking6225 Or in the case of the ladies, the greyer! That's why in my schools, we had dinner ladies who gave our teachers a break!

[@thomasbraeking6225]

@@y_fam_goeglyd 👍

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

I apologized to most of my teachers that I gave somewhat of a difficult time. I regret quitting school because it's HELL trying to go back! Especially because certain politicians truly did Not care about education, I gave up too.. I'm just reminded of GHW Bush "No Child Left Behind " act, it's totally NOT what the title displays! Even my teachers then explained it to us students! So the feeling of being "not good enough " for a simple education kicked in full by high-school for me!! What makes it better is the fact that now my money isn't "good enough " for furthering my education, so no more hope there for me.. We must NOT let this happen to more kids! Their education is so precious!!! 👍👍👍👍

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@thomasbraeking6225 It's related to intelligence--it gets burned off from the inside.

[@765ketyjo]

I've watched his Sylvester the cat impression and take on trump 10 times now. AND, I'm still rolling round with glee with it. Absollutely brilliant. You probably have to be over 60 to get true value out of it though. The Elmer fudge one at the end rounded it off even better. Stephen!!!! This brought me so much joy

[@suzidelarue5344]

A cats favourite colour is purrple

[@SecularFelinist]

Funny what happens when you fire 80% of your workers.

[@sheilaboston7051]

And then sitting around and talking about not letting companies unionise and firing the members if they do.

[@thomasbraeking6225]

Especially when it's the 80% that actually make the thing work!

[@Jonteponte71]

And then pretending like streaming live audio to a lot of users is basically an unsolvable technical problem🤷‍♂

[@TeasLouise]

And it's the smart ones you fired because they want to unionize because of the pay cuts.

[@juliusrodriguez9701]

Boycott tesla

[@RLU-wt8vi]

F'Elon & Felon. What a pair.

[@LFetterman7903]

GOOD ONE! 👍👍👍

[@Barbelle1201]

Good one.

[@tracyearwin2241]

😊👏💯

[@kenjiwebb1509]

What about ME'lon ??

[@greenfrogy44]

I read that as F*** Elon and the Felon. 💙

[@Autotrope]

I think my happiness level measurably goes down when the late night shows are off air. They are able to make light out of the doom and gloom in the world.

[@CopingwithGrattitude]

Me too, it is like an antidepressant in a show!😂

[@DI-yx4it]

💯 👏👏👏👏

[@christistratton]

My mornings are immeasurably better when I have Stephen Colbert with my coffee..

[@lydiarowe491]

Get a life😢

[@d.b.cooper1]

100%, it's dark & gloomy af, even after coming off most socials, so this is always a good light hearted way to keep up to date with what's going on. feels like you're sharing the laughters/sadness with millions

[@rodoza66]

The "Sylvester" portion had me laughing so hard all my cheeks hurt! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffr6206]

Tweety: I tawt I taw a puddy dwaber! I did! I did taw a puddy dwaber!

[@AgolfTwittler]

So how does 2 Billionaires bragging about firing workers for asking for better wages go over in MI, PA, and WI?

[@saar144]

Trump is not a billionaire

[@_jpg]

​@@saar144 He certainly acts like one

[@Jadeskorpion]

He's under investigation for violating federal employment laws now 😂

[@abboudashkar3804]

​@saar144 no you are 😂

[@howardprouty8424]

Exactly.

[@terryt.1643]

You nailed it tonight Stephen, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see the screen.

[@howarddelovitch]

it's a "Process" can't you see ?

[@Leonaza7]

To the people saying his slurred words and lisp were audio artifacts: where was Elon’s lisp and slurred speech?

[@Leonaza7]

That interview was Elon lobbying Trump for more corporate tax cuts. What a clown show.

[@bewitched3912]

​@@Leonaza7😅 and Trump was wearing his signature clown make-up 🤡

[@goblinwisdom]

People are saying that? The audio is very clear, Trump was slurring.

[@elliegolfam4939]

That would require common sense though, which anyone voting for Trump or defending him or making excuses for him has none!

[@ClauTo-oh5qu]

ELON and the fELON!

[@johndray2326]

Isn't it wonderful that politicians can (once again) make jokes that are actually funny, and that we are not scared to laugh at. Go Walz!

[@Waniac]

You know what isn’t wonderful? Tampons being put in 4th grade boys bathrooms!!! Something Walz did in Minnesota!

[@BlueJazzBoyNZ]

Trump and Elon with no guardrails what could go wrong...

[@JuliusMartin-xm3jv]

Literally everything!!!!😂😂😂

[@joesmith9889]

2 selfish clowns.

[@mitchconner403]

The most iconic debate of the 21st century Putin: “No Way!” Trump: “Way.”

[@AnnoyingMoose]

@@mitchconner403 Party on, Vladimir! Party on, Don!

[@dcrash_]

😂😂 That went well

[@1rammstein21]

Yes, laughter...it's wonderful...

[@origshoegal]

A very witty, yet dry comment, my good sir (or Madam.) Made a chuckle. 😏

[@sharonkriskovich5911]

Thank God for Stephen this is such a horrible thing for this country to be going through it feels so good to laugh with Stephen for a few min.

[@Barbelle1201]

First time I've heard it expressed that way, but you're so right.

[@grl57]

I love Stephen’s humor!

[@sheilaboston7051]

And he was on fire tonight!

[@justrosy5]

It's getting better! 💙

[@snootdingo9365]

What's horrible? Colbert is

[@uw629]

Love every word of it! Hilarious!

[@SirLoin2418]

Just a couple of down to earth rich guys discussing how they're going to help each other not pay taxes 🤡🤡 🚩

[@helenaquin1797]

And quash "the little guy", laughing together about firing ppl planning to unionize..

[@Riley0509]

Sick people, both of them.

[@ArchYeomans]

So true.

[@angelalynch6720]

😂😂😂😂😂 Exactly

[@asidomuriatiko-c8w]

both greedy !!!

[@irenecapozzoli860]

Don't ever quit late night Steven. The laughter you give us is straight up piss my pants comedy.

[@thegunslinger1363]

From a young man in Ireland. For the love of god, don't become overconfident. There's so much at risk, so vote like hell!

[@DouglasRichardson-er4ky]

😎🫵🏼🇺🇸💘🇮🇪 we're on it! VOTING STRAIGHT TICKET DEMOCRAT MARICOPA COUNTY BUCKEYE ARIZONA USA!!! 🌵🐎🗽🦅💙🇺🇸

[@Maw_man]

Don't worry I'll be voting Trump

[@DouglasRichardson-er4ky]

@@Maw_man ... when you LOSE, stay home this time 😎🫵🏼💙🇺🇸🗽🦅

[@neddoyle8304]

Chill and have a pint mate! We got this!

[@A60PlusBlackLibrarian_Ed.D]

💙💙💙

[@mycollegeadvisor3192]

Steve should win an Emmy for this monologue alone. Some of the best political satire ever written. And I say this as a teacher of American Government.

[@StringofPearls55]

Ahhh, that explains a lot.

[@jean2479]

True. Very talented, intelligent and FUNNY!

[@kmac2765]

His writer are the best but his delivery is what sets him apart. Love this guy!

[@glamourgirl-n9b]

Right!

[@grapes5132]

Yea, now do Kamela .

[@mdimascio]

Lets keep this excitement going until November and save our country from the cowardly dictator.

[@cassiepittman1489]

Well said !:)✌️💙🤩

[@elledechenestudio]

And the truly vile people who are paving his path to power. Their power.

[@vsznry]

@@HOLDXSTEEL yawn. nope. christian fascist.

[@lawrencelampke6007]

​@@HOLDXSTEELno, trump dummy

[@crover1122]

Coward?!?! Walz is on the VP ticket. You should know that.

[@reginakelly1783]

Wow " if that plane could talk..."

[@angelaperez8876]

Walz is just refreshingly normal...at last someone representing the America I once knew. Im so happy for you guys.

[@harrylazard805]

You must have been raised by a pack of lying commies....

[@joanoconnor2662]

GO HARRIS & Walz’ s , THE BIGGEST THANK YOU , THANK YOU , THANK YOU !!!

[@ElizabethF2222]

If you like Communism, sure.

[@craiggoodman667]

His posts have changed from 'we're going to win' to we have to 'stop the steal.' We've seen this movie before. I hate reruns.

[@Brasswatchman]

Man desperately needs to come up with new material.

[@kevinneal2575]

“I’m telling you right now, I hope this election is fair, because if it’s not…” Translation: If I lose, my backup plan is in full swing

[@DavidEdwards9801]

especially when the ending was so bloody :*(

[@thisbushnell2012]

​@@Brasswatchmanbaby needs to honor his bedtime.

[@emilysanders1978]

I DO TOO!!!!!

[@alexmartinez5859]

The lunchroom joke by Governor Walz nearly killed me because I have heard so many stories about teaching and monitoring students from my future colleagues and it was so true. That man deserves to be VP. Especially when the Senate often times acts like a high school classroom.

[@LoveBaxterAlways0403]

8 years as VP, followed by 8 years as President, great choice for VP. Thank you to our future Madame President Harris. I finally have joyful hope for our country, vote BLUE 💙🇺🇸

[@anotherlover6954]

A man that made a career out of lying about his military service CANNOT be allowed within a heartbeat of the Presidency. *IT WILL NOT HAPPEN.*

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

High school? I was thinking more like junior high!

[@letitbe777]

@@user-md4di6yg2p, I was thinking more like preschool or kindergarten. And that’s being kind, my 3 year-old grandson has better manners and speaks better English than many of them. Sad state of affairs but thank goodness for Harris/Walz 2024 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

[@DameAlys]

Whatever they are, from preschool to high school, I hope VP Walz gives those bad boys & girls DETENTION!

[@Mikej1592]

ROFL I lost it at "if that plane could talk, it would also be found dead in it's jail cell" OMG

[@WyvernYT]

But the Trump campaign has learned better and they're not using that plane again. Instead Trump will be driven to his next event, and they've already bought a used white Ford Bronco. 🙂

[@DavidEdwards9801]

lmao DOA

[@Stardustpal25]

Thats why Ghislaine Maxwell still around. Mums the word, boys!

[@Stardustpal25]

​@@WyvernYT🤣🤣🥇🏆🌹🤝

[@adjacent-smith]

I'm mean, Stephen _would_ know..

[@djrajkhowa1070]

Folks, she may be the betting favorite, but please don't take it for granted. Get out and vote, vote, vote. Urge your family and friends to do the same. Help them get to the voting centers if that's required. This is unlike any other election. So, please get out there and cast your vote.

[@joesmith4494]

Canada here....please go vote and dont disappoint. Dont be a trumpet. Use your head. I understand that many people think with their cock but don't think about that with Donald Trump in your head. I'm pretty sure if you vote for Trump its your last vote. Please don't be stupid, stupid. When America elected Trump be at a wild surge of Americans trying to become Canadian. If you can't vote response please stay out of my country

[@AbbyMore]

I’m campaigning for Trump 🇺🇸

[@djrajkhowa1070]

@@AbbyMore Whatever works for you.✌️

[@grapes5132]

Yes we will, Trump 2024

[@mythrix5565]

Respect other people's opinions? Am I dreaming?

[@Leonaza7]

A man that disowned his child and a man who has gross thoughts of his daughter. So many lies. It is embarrassing how poor people worship the people who keep them poor.

[@TheOriginalDeckBoy]

I love ur comments Leonaza... keepem up lol...

[@gamepapa1211]

There's a reason why the Orange Weirdo said, "I love the poorly educated!"

[@andrewstevenson118]

I know we don't have the same spiritual beliefs, but Trump is a disgusting and disgraceful man, who exhibits none of the teachings of Christ, and any "Christian" who says he does is lying.

[@davidebert8034]

That’s a laugh. The democrat party continues to keep ghettos miserably poor.

[@Im_No_One_2024]

Yep and thats why Im votin for #Harris_Walz_2024

[@aiai-j7i]

"Women are not allowed to age"...meant as a joke but it is SO TRUE!

[@victoriabaker4400]

Yeah but in Harris's case it's because black don't crack.

[@Pekka.Pekka.1296]

Absolutely! On class reunions I tell the ladies they say I'm lying but no, I don't!

[@Brasswatchman]

Unfortunately.

[@MK-lh3xd]

@@victoriabaker4400 beige don't age!

[@vforwombat9915]

don't be silly. of COURSE they are allowed to age. we even have nice rooms in the back where they can stay out of sight and mind once they do.

[@keithwollenberg5237]

Remember how upset was about the technical delays at the NABJ interview? Did he bring that up this time?

[@terimiller6814]

I said that same thing under another KZbin video earlier today🙋 He was so rude and crude!!

[@Lisazab]

Elon fired 80k people at Twitter what does he expect. Musk is gonna start his own country in Texas 😂

[@clarissamiles]

Of course not, because it was a white male and not Black folks 🤬

[@gretchen8100]

He "got upset" at the NABJ interview because he was asked a tough question that he absolutely didn't want to answer. That's always his go-to, complain about something irrelevant

[@frankG335]

It wasn't technically delays. He was refusing to go on unless they promised not to fact check in real time. The re-negotiations took that long. The reporting in this has been confirmed over and over again by many people who were there.

[@jodijones33]

Sometimes it's hard to believe that I started watching Stephen Colbert and John Oliver on The Daily Show 20 years ago and they are still just as funny and smart as ever. The time just goes by so fast!!

[@KatrSayet]

Getting tired of Steves SNARK on WALZ😡

[@flyingpaladin617]

Nah they stopped being funny a long ago

[@harrylazard805]

Yikes! That is funny? You must have a different definition of "smart"...

[@watersipper1116]

Oh, so much humor and so little time. Very clever writing and smooth delivery. I so enjoy your show.

[@Eagle1freedom]

Stephen, you are the best! You also truly bring joy as well. Thank you for making me laugh!!! 😂❤️

[@lewisduffy675]

Musk's snickering Beavis to Trump's Butthead was peak cringe; two narcissists bonding over their shared contempt for democracy. How fitting.

[@NightPipp]

And they kept talking over each other, that was my favorite part

[@VerseauT-cm6tj]

…..and their shared contempt for humanity as well!😜

[@bluesnakewoman]

Ego meets egotist

[@matthewcunningham5069]

You could tell they both hated it when the other was speaking. That part was kind of funny.

[@BigChieff93]

Snake oil tv salesmen

[@jhoskins5630]

"If that plane could talk....." BEST COLBERT JOKE EVER!

[@piripi40]

The Trump + Sylvester impression is a winner

[@mariel5209]

Watching from Denmark 🇩🇰 I love this show. It’s the best way to keep up with horrible news 😆

[@sharanjitkaur4684]

Watching from Singapore…. 🇸🇬True… look forward to every monologue and the last 2 weeks were hard😂….

[@Bendermas1]

🇺🇸❤🇩🇰🇸🇬

[@mammawlee]

🇩🇰 🇺🇸 Also some of us citizens of the USA's best news source 🇩🇰

[@TUPELO_HUNNY]

Will Ya'll allow us to seek asylum when domestic terrorists aka MAGA starts a civil war?

[@PlaySA]

'Talking in a normal way' is something neither Musk nor Trump know very much about

[@99MrAleksandar]

probably you can enlighten them

[@canaisyoung3601]

With Musk, you can blame it on the Asperger's. I don't know what Trump's problem is.

[@Legacysong2012]

Walz doesn't even look like he is older than 60, I never understood the people saying he looks decades older

[@charlesmartin1121]

Thufferin' thuccotash! Trump slurred his way through the entire interview.

[@elliegolfam4939]

😂😂😂

[@GertyColeman-k8c]

Daffy Duck,another stable genius.

[@mohar1513]

I heard only one soundbite, and the whole thing was slurring and flirting

[@klaytonpeterson]

Yesth...Thseriousthly tho tho sthad😢😊😅

[@grmpEqweer]

Possible he didn't put his teef in for the interview.

[@megan893]

Yaassss Stephen knows what's up! 👏 Women in America are totally not allowed to age. So glad Stephen is back!!! ☺️❤️ I checked like everyday for a week or two

[@WildcraftBritain]

Yeah 👍🏻 I really missed the monologue and did similar 😊 it’s one of the best ways to keep up with the American elections with wanting to cry 😅🫣🌀

[@YesChinaMarie]

Same!!! He is my night cap lol happy he is back🥰😆

[@mammawlee]

​@@YesChinaMarie I can only watch on comp because l go to bed early - like former President W and Current President Biden 🛌 🛏 🛌 🛏 🛌

[@MarioBalladares-w4q]

HELP IM IN NICARAGUA MY UNCLE CPT RICHARD BALLADARES AND COUSIN LENNY BALLADARES FROM THE MARINES ARE FRAUDS !!! NEED HELP my ptsd getting worse need help ayuday Nicaragua no me ayuda

[@jimchik]

That last Tim Walz joke was the best. Spot on. 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🎶🎶 Man, do I hope we’re all calling him Mr. Vice-President in January..

[@andrewdonohue1853]

you mean tampon timmy? one persons socialism is another persons neighbornessly? most radical left, dangerous ticket in american history. NO WAY

[@radricdavis8508]

Which part of America are you in? I hope we do too. I’m in sunny Texas where we vote blue, not for the fool.

[@YourHeartsDesires]

Get out there and Vote! Your Vote is your voice! We know you got this America 💙

[@radricdavis8508]

@@YourHeartsDesires which part of America are you in? I’m in sunny Texas where we vote for the blue, not for the fool. That means I’m a Democrat through and through, thank you too, my dude !

[@Chicken-dq9zg]

I’m proudly voting blue. 💙💙

[@hiramhackenbacker9096]

This is so brilliant. It's 5.30am here in Scotland where I'm on holiday. My wife is asleep and I'm likely to wake her with my laughing and you Mr Colbert will be responsible for the retribution I will endure for the rest of the day! Seriously though isn't it great to have hope again back in our lives.

[@auntbeth6794]

Enjoy your holiday & 😊 Thanks for the laugh.

[@dawnstanley1733]

2:30a here and I hope I didn't wake the neighbors, I was laughing so hard.

[@sandarahcatmom9897]

Yes it is.

[@apersononurphone920]

what a fucking disgrace

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

Hope you are having a wonderful time up there. Scotland is a very beautiful country, and you'll get warm welcomes. Next time, try my home Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, then you have N Ireland & the Republic, the Isle of Man, the Channel Isles, and there's one other... 😉🤣 Seriously, England is also full of very beautiful places. I've lived in E Anglia for over 30 years and I love it. Though I do recommend coming outside of our school holidays unless you're rich! Same can be said for anywhere, I guess. But you could honestly come to the UK and the Republic of Ireland (despite what people think, we're not all enemies! And it's very beautiful with fantastic people - some of my favourite ever colleagues were from there) for many years and see new things each time. Just be sure to bring your sense of humour and remember that we only tease people we like, so don't take offence if your leg gets pulled. 😅

[@jennymacallan9071]

Tim Walz is so clean, the worst we can do is make lawn mower jokes.😅 soon to be looking at the White House lawn! Vote blue!💙

[@carrite]

The Republican Hate Machine is going full throttle against him...

[@MariaReyes-gv8ui]

2 Malignant narcissists 1 is AFRAID to pay taxes & the other one is AFRAID to go to jail 🙁☹️😮‍💨😓😢😭🥶

[@friedanadurata9417]

True

[@jaysteele1031]

So they both ran off, unhappily ever after, to the jungles of Venezuala. The End.

[@DavidEdwards9801]

Both afraid to pay taxes or go to jail, there I fixed it for you :P

[@estherellis6032]

Colbert...Killed it, again!! 😂😂👍. Laughing and crying in unison...😁😁😁😄😁

[@uRealReels]

no offense, but this makes me want to vote for trump. im kinda sick of the bashing from both sides

[@estherellis6032]

@uRealReels No one's offended, ( I hope) but if you're truly Sick of the bashing...why would you elect 2 chose the King of Mocking'? However, 2 each his/her own. This is called democracy, we must vote our conscious. Namaste 👍

[@tangnfi]

“If that plane could talk… it would be found dead in its jail cell” (mic drop) 😂

[@DorcasLandry]

Great!

[@florete2310]

True. Besides: I wouldn't be surprised, if they had to take that "forced stop" at Epstein's Virgin Island... a lot of forced things were going down there...

[@thekellers5041]

If Trump goes to Venezuela is that a violation of his bond release from Fulton Co GA?

[@elizabethdurden2020]

Let him Go!!! Good riddance

[@PastryFan3016]

Thith isthn't a regular guy they're thending acroth the Venezuelan border. This is a felon and rapist running from prisons and mental institutions, like the late great Hannibal Lector.

[@Lisazab]

@@PastryFan3016I couldn’t comprehend a former president can’t differentiate there are two definitions for asylum. 😮

[@flyrobin2544]

Just saying he will go is a violation of his release. That is The Trump's back up plan, Don Jr. said he bought a house down there.

[@jmalexander131]

The State of New York may have something to say about his departure.

[@AardvarkArchitecture]

I am so excited to vote for Harris and Walz!

[@x_warhog_x8701]

lol dont worry wont matter who you voter for sweet potato hitlers people are in place to deny the election the judges to pass it up to the SCOTUS who's in his pocket to hand it over to him

[@Im_No_One_2024]

#Harris_Walz_2024

[@serenounificado]

Not me

[@reneedaniel2881]

Me too 👏💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊

[@adammccafferty4336]

Voting for Harris after Biden is like shitting your pants and then changing your shirt

[@bea4156]

One of the best monologues EVER!! 🔥 🔥🔥

[@lovelyskull3483]

Wow Stephen you are killing it tonight. Bravo!

[@ChandlerSomborac]

*MADAM PRESIDENT!* And I call her Madam President, because *we all know* she's gonna *rock* this election! 😃👍👏💙

[@Mydayiscomingsoon]

What has she done for the US? I'm legitimately asking, what has she done?

[@flameroad123]

I can't wait to say madam President.

[@Briskeeen]

​@@Mydayiscomingsoonnot be trump. Unironically that's all I really care about. I hope she actually does stuff, but I would unironically vote Harambe if it meant trump and Vance wouldn't run this country.

[@leroy92TX]

​@@BriskeeenDude. There's been 2 new wars under this presidency.

[@patkennedy2620]

@@MydayiscomingsoonREAD A REPUTABLE NEWSPAPER!

[@nancyrapp5847]

I'm sooo happy you are back!!!! I was having some withdrawal symptoms!!!!

[@moriartymw]

We need not just the popular vote, but also the electoral college, the house, and the senate...

[@johnm7251]

Trump and Musk are as creepy as each other

[@jungersrules]

This. Just realized that yes, they both do share that creep factor. For some reason I thought Elon had more sense, lol.

[@Barbelle1201]

LOL my good-night chuckle. Tks.

[@susanyee1]

The gruesome twosome!

[@kimberlys8422]

You have so much money, what do you do? Send a car into space. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Elon did to Twitter what Tom and Facebook did to Myspace.

[@mazdarex7]

​@@jungersrulesfelon moskov speaks incoherently, if his transcripts are observed

[@Keln02]

Remember: liars of a feather flock together

[@sirtainlee8725]

Think of all the Dad jokes Walz and Obama will share at the next Whitehouse cookout.

[@AlvaSudden]

When Stephen Colbert said "Kamala Harris is now the betting favorite...." there was the biggest cheer in live audience history. 💙💙💙

[@macwest1001]

I sincerely doubt that there is a live audience.

[@Adam-dy5cn]

@@macwest1001 every non-Trump fan is AI, eh?

[@markwolfking258]

Brutal and fantastic monologue!

[@Sjalabais]

"Your racism is very important to us"...and to the deportation center. Cracked me up - with sadness and despair.

[@gamepapa1211]

That interview made Trump sound like Daffy Duck's weird cousin, Daffy Schmuck.

[@Confucius_Says...]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dallaspac4791]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SickPuppet-w6x]

Melania is definitely voting for Harris/Walz....

[@geoffpulham5032]

"Our statement on... whatever that was." Brilliant!

[@jackcatlin]

Have many vaccines did you get?

[@danielcallaghan8940]

like ughh hes so yukky. Kalama is slayying right now. 💅🏿 colored queens > yuk old yt men

[@jyuniverse7818]

Slurring words. Mini stroke maybe.

[@gePanzerTe]

And the Truth 🤗

[@lennymccartney1]

@@jackcatlin enough to stay alive, probably? how many people died because of trump, again?

[@mmartinezPhysics]

Ballz to the Walz!

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Where in the world is The Missus???? Out shopping for a good divorce lawyer, or just too embarrassed?

[@bruce4947]

Waiting to cash in her divorce agreement after the election

[@ImahSillyGirl]

@HairynosedWombat163 She's anywhere that trump's not, and I don't blame her.

[@amberandrews6842]

Yes, and yes, and blowing his money on herself and Barron while she still can.

[@jbug13158]

I love that our soon to be VP has such a great sense of humor!

[@darkwinter8]

Remember polls and predictions mean little for the election. Voting in November means everything in the election! We can't let our guard down and get complacent! #voteblue across the board

[@yasuke1280]

I’ll vote for the party that can define what a woman is

[@runswithwolves61]

darkwinter8: I wish I could give your comment more than a thumbs up!

[@tctopcat1981]

​@yasuke1280 we can define a man, a woman, and everything in between 😊

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

​@@yasuke1280 Oh that's easy. A woman is someone who knows to cover her drink when you enter the room.

[@BigChieff93]

Elon has that Michael J. Fox flow lmao

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show stephen colbert

[@paultarp9150]

Stephen Colbert... Thank you so much for more laughs. I really appreciate it, and I'm glad you're there.

[@bcb7443]

Vote for decency over self-indulgence!! Harris/Walz 2024!! 💙🇺🇸🗳️

[@fastlinesartdesign]

Yeah! Vote for hyperinflation, economic struggle, wide open borders and more migrant crime! Forget about policy because, after all, orange man bad! Gotta keep him out no matter thats what really matters, right? 😅😅😅

[@billolsen4360]

vote harris/walz 2024 and get a communist government.

[@GodfatherSackboy]

You sheep are walking into the slaughter! Trump/Vance 2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@grapes5132]

No ty I wanna afford food

[@morningmona]

Kamala’s whole career is based on indecency.

[@ruby07241]

Walz looks just fine. He has an adorable face and a wonderful smile.

[@evbaseball27]

and a socialist

[@Machia52612]

@@evbaseball27 I disagree. He’s a neo-Marxist. Dangerous ticket. Harris/Walz. This will turn this Republic into a socioeconomic disaster.

[@JohnSmith-ve7sw]

Also he has a heart and a moral compass. Something that that monster Trump lacks in every regard!!

[@drunken69dragon]

@@JohnSmith-ve7sw must not be from Minnesota, eh?

[@craigb8228]

Letterman looks 60. Doesn't work well with Children.

[@rickgonzalez3880]

Grandpa forgot to put his teeth in during that train wreck. 😂

[@victoriasmith4068]

He probably took a couple shots of tequila before he went on…after his dental appt!

[@metainkpen7689]

@@rickgonzalez3880 that’s what I was thinking. Either he forgot to put them in or they need a little something to hold them in place.

[@Shellee1957]

You are KILLING me!😂😂😂😂

[@crover1122]

First positive thing I’ve read on this pedos channel.

[@jayneelinor]

Excellent!!! LMAO

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

I’m not betting on it, but I’m certainly voting for it❣️🥰 💙🇺🇸💙

[@LuanLarbac]

That will be another mistake you’ll put in your list 😢

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

@@LuanLarbac Boo hoo troll 😈 Here’s a mistake I won’t make. I won’t vote for a convicted felon for President. If you’re going to, then you’re just as bad as he is…and probably just as much of a criminal. You probably think if he’s elected he’ll pardon you. Fat chance. He’s only out for himself and America will be collateral damage. So go bother someone else with your nonsense. Or go back under your bridge with Elon and trump. 🙄

[@georgine321]

My husband was the lunch room teacher for close to 20 years. K-7 . He was totally bald but wore a great beard. He’d vote for Harris/Walz in a hot minute.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[@kymbartley8104]

I'm so excited to vote for Harris & Walz!!! Wooohoo!

[@JMLRecording]

Two out of touch billionaires. One launching his profits into space while humans die of starvation on this planet and the other attempting modern day oligarchy.

[@beverlywatson885]

We missed you - Stephen please do not take anymore leave until after the election ❤❤❤

[@terryt.1643]

Until after the inauguration!

[@Darknamja]

The fact that you used the word "Leave" instead of "Vacation" is possibly somewhat revealing. 😉

[@Washougalite1]

All the late night hosts took a break during the Olympics 😊

[@letitbe777]

@@Darknamja 😂 another Conspiracy theory 😂 please, you sound like the Maga cult

[@kathcasey2090]

@@Darknamja - Like "leave of absence", be it for vacation or medical reasons?

[@sherryelle225]

Walz was in the military for 24 years but it was his teaching and watching the lunchroom that aged him lol. So funny.

[@DHa-og5dx]

We cannot allow him back in our Whitehouse again. 💙💙💙

[@thisbushnell2012]

@DHa-og5dx If only his gro§vater had been turned away at the border........

[@emilysanders1978]

NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Lotsofcolour]

I feel so bad for the White House laundry room staff who constantly had to wash his orange sheets, pillow cases and towels.

[@CBEACHMEDIA]

It's happening. Trump will win. Kamala is already falling off, Walz is a disaster outside of Liberal News outlets.

[@funnyhowthingsturnout6186]

Account made 3 months ago. Nice 👍

[@willdejong7763]

Thank you to the fine people at X who took the time to put a Sylvester voice filter on Trump. Perhaps the best prank of the year.

[@robertgandler3177]

Thank you for speaking the truth once again my friend!

[@piedpiper1185]

I appreciate Steven's commitment to the bit to give his Trump impression a lisp. It was probably actually really hard to do.

[@ImahSillyGirl]

It really works though doesn't it?!

[@kykoora]

When Trump got on the plane he said that is where I usually sit. Lol

[@meredithmiller9641]

U r the best. Thanks so much Stephen. So right on. Love it. 🎉😂❤