Harris-Walz Ticket Supercharges Dems | Trump's Stages Of Grief | Iconic Camo Hat Sells Out

[@leahslux6726]

Please don’t rely on poll numbers. Remember 2016? Go out and vote make the margin large that NO recount will be needed. Sending all the love and support from Australia to you our friend in the US

[@Fiona-68]

❤

[@mattragusa210]

Republicans will still try to overturn it, even if they lose in a landslide.

[@MMathis]

Absolutely!!!! Check your voter registration NOW to make sure everything is in order for November!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@joshuastanton6731]

We’re trying mate, I hope every patriot and sane person registers to vote that can and votes blue.

[@MontagZoso]

Hello to our Australian friends! 👋🇳🇿 Yes, great reminder that we can’t get complacent. We HAVE to vote on November 5th! I live in Washington State which ALWAYS goes blue, but I never sit home and skip voting, ever. For people in the swing states it is even MORE imperative that they vote and make sure their voter registration is up to date long before Election Day! We can ALL get this done!! 💪🗳💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@JaneKaplun-js4lp]

I found an undecided voter today who didn’t know what Project 2025 was. He read six bullet points and is voting for Harris. He’s also telling everyone he knows how awful Project 2025 is. It was a good day.

[@TypeOneg]

Excellent work! Take a minute and reward yourself.... 🩵🇺🇸🩵

[@SwiftJustice]

Donald wants to deny it but the stuff Politico was sent after that "hack" are Project 2025 training docs.

[@zura8879]

This is going to be the key factor. I hope Kamala also takes time bringing up Project 2025 every now and then, so people can understand just how messed up things will be if Trump wins. I really do think as more independents realize what Project 2025 is, they'll start swinging over to Kamala.

[@feralhomunculus]

​@@zura8879she has on multiple occasions

[@cherylboucher4491]

Good job!!

[@SussexSandra]

Watching from the UK. Please don’t relax! Polls mean nothing. You have to vote to save America. Love from 🇬🇧

[@Sabine3335-jh6lf]

Exactly my thoughts, too! I'm watching from Germany. Lots of love to the UK and the USA💙

[@pattiderosamusic3292]

Same from Italy! ❤🇮🇹☮️

[@hustlermum9325]

Same thoughts here. Harris/Walz 2024. Good luck from Australia. 🇦🇺🦘❤️

[@markelinebrayner9730]

Same from Brazil 🇧🇷! We’re free from our psychopath (Bolsonaro). Now is time to DONT LET ORANGE HITLER HAVE NUCLEAR BUTTONS AGAIN! 😢

[@grizzlynad]

Ditto!!

[@rubysparkles3194]

Former Wisconsinite, current Yooper here. I'll be there to vote for the Harris-Walz ticket with bells on!! 🔔 ❤

[@nunya7705]

My sis named their pup Yooper, they got him in U.P.

[@heatherwendt7911]

Ya der hay! 🎉

[@psychopathyisfun3068]

This Troll is very happy to hear that. 👍😁

[@zaneedwards3577]

Ja vol!

[@DopeyDetector]

Who cares?

[@KealohaHarrison]

It’s great news that Kamala is beating Trump now but we can’t afford to be complacent like in 2016, we have to keep this momentum up in November. Let’s go Harris-Walz 2024 🌴🥥💙

[@Lisazab]

💯

[@newstroll982]

You need to take back the house and Senate. If you want to see any real progression. Otherwise we'll have another Obama administration or the last 2 years where the Republicans block everything.

[@yvonnetomenga5726]

And check your voter registration. It's not just Georgia that is purging people. Don't forget we need to deliver Democratic majorities in the House and Senate to Harris/Walz. So even if you live in a blue state, you need to make sure you can add your down ballot voice.

[@Drewski02]

Kamallah will only be ahead in the polls briefly. She will not fare well in the debate

[@pdruiz2005]

Thankfully we only need to keep the momentum for 87 days! Yay!

[@CalebFKottke]

As a Minnesotan, I am overjoyed to share our Midwestern dad with the rest of the country! You provide the votes and we'll provide the hotdish on a stick. Go get 'em, Pops!!

[@popopps1]

Ya, sure I am with you!

[@greenbeagle13]

@CallebFKottke - And... Fox even gave you Milwaukee as a trade. 😂😂🤣🤣

[@gnocchidokey]

You can put hot dish on a stick?! Damn I'm learning so much.

[@jpdemer5]

@@gnocchidokey You have to deep-fry it, so it doesn't fall off.

[@wiseman7779]

Tim Tampons will end up a coach from Penn state

[@laalaa99stl]

Come on now. You can't expect Laura Ingraham to know what state Milwaukee is in. She's barely aware that we're not North Korea.

[@istdochallesegal3427]

Laura's Dartmouth degree requirements clearly did not include geography

[@lifewuzonceezr]

I had to pause..didn't google..just knew it was wrong..I blame Wayne's World!

[@Rebelfire83]

She doesn't seem to be aware of google or many other new advances in technology . She thinks fact checking is a communist plot.lol

[@adriangilbert5364]

Milwaukee is about a half hour from the Illinois state border so if you're gonna put it in the wrong state, geez...

[@DissectGibberish]

What else did you expect from a Fox News commentator? They're NOT known for their brains...

[@RockFilmsInc]

“Daddy loves to edge”, is not a phrase I was expecting to come from Stephen Colbert but I’ll add it to the vault of quotes

[@BadCoverMan]

Let’s also add “ass-meat overload”

[@youtubegarbage7876]

Colbert used to be funny. Now he reads whatever is on the card.

[@petroHare]

You're going to repeat that line at some point in your life? What are you some kind of pervert?

[@petecoogan]

As a Midwestern dad, I've never felt more represented

[@Katyjustice1943]

As a Midwestern mom I am proud. Go MI for Harris and Walz Katy

[@Ken_Scaletta]

Minnesota dad and two time Walz voter. I think I might have gotten more substantive production from Walz than any other politician I've ever voted for. He made Minnesota a sanctuary state for both abortion and gender-affirming care (as the parent of a trans son that's extremely important to me) and he legalized cannabis. I would have been happy with any one of those things, but he got all three very progressive things done and did so with razor thin majority in the Minnesota legislature.

[@emiiii]

@@Ken_Scalettashe picked such a good one 🎉

[@WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf]

​@@emiiii I'll wager that Kamala Harris had a good long chat with Joe Biden about who the new VP should be... Hit the bullseye with Tim Walz!

[@emiiii]

@@WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf I forgot who reported it but apparently she talked to both Pelosi and Obama and they both had great things to say about Walz!

[@arbknight12]

Just because Harris is ahead in the polls, doesn’t mean you can just sit at home and do nothing. Get registered and go vote!

[@Lisazab]

Yes! 👏🏼

[@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513]

Thank you for reminding people to vote. I volunteered to send postcards to swing states to remind them to vote. I am feeling so hopeful about this election!

[@terryt.1643]

Volunteer to get the vote out. Encourage relatives and friends. Do what you can…

[@blaisemacpherson7637]

Votes are what wins elections unless if course they happen to be in a state that isn't a swing state in which case we get thoughts and prayers.

[@icounsel2]

And DONATE !!!! 💰💵

[@mattragusa210]

The more I hear from Tim Walz, the more I like him. He just seems like a likeable guy. The kind you'd like to sit down and have a beer with. He needs to be our next VP.

[@JimOHalloran]

And then President once Karmala has served her two terms!

[@billytheweasel]

I love the guy. He musta ate Colbert's lunch, I dunno ...

[@dmann1115]

Not only that; he's done a very impressive job as governor and has the smarts to get things done wherever he lands. He brings a lot of knowledge and strength to the ticket, supplementing Kamala's own skills.

[@annabarr1304]

He would definitely be up for trying a ginger beer too!

[@jcepri]

Walz for Prez 2032!

[@FeatnikSF]

“Voting prevents unwanted presidency”. I don’t know who authored that quote but I wanted to share.

[@anissasoots2623]

😂😂😂

[@MrMonsterKen]

The unwanted presidency is Biden, and the god forbid Harris/Walz

[@alexandradaniele]

We still ALL need to get out and VOTE like we did in 2020 and 2022!

[@WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf]

In massive numbers...you don't want Von Shitzenpants being able to cry fraud.... again!! Fascists don't accept the results of a Free and Fair election... unless they win..!!

[@EdricLysharae]

Having this joy and re-ignited enthusiasm within the Party, I have a feeling voters are going to be lining up for Harris.

[@mattragusa210]

@@EdricLysharae A positive campaign will always defeat a negative one. Harris is offering voters reasons to hope while Trump is just doom & gloom.

[@albertowilliams1048]

You Meant To Say * The Blue Wave * ...??? 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jasoneaton9477]

Who?? I was around some blacs all week and not 1 mentioned whatsherface and the other guy

[@TheBlade996]

There's a wonderful video on KZbin of Walz giving a speech in Eau Claire, Wisconsin where he stops in mid-sentence because he sees someone in the crowd suffering from the heat and he asks his staff to bring them water and first aid and he doesn't resume his speech until he is sure the person is OK. Now that's someone worth voting for! 💙

[@lifevest1]

That’s just common decency. It’s not even just Trump, most politicians would keep going.

[@johnsmithe4656]

Meanwhile, Tiffany still refuses to see or speak to her father. And why has that never been a story? I think the American People need to know what Donald did to his daughters to make one shun him forever and the other hang on him like his special little wife. Don't you agree? Forget about "Where's Melania?" I want to know, "Where's Tiffany and What Did He Do To Her?"

[@dashapaul4448]

💙💙💙💙💙

[@kyleanderson2949]

trump would never do that because he can’t see so well. vance wouldn’t do that because his gaze would be towards the couch backstage

[@mljs9245]

Rump told Howard Stern about a guy falling & hitting his head. Rump was more concerned that the blood would stain the marble floor than he was about getting help. This was around 2017. His excuse was that he’s not good around blood. He didn’t need to do anything but call for help.

[@russellhammond371]

I don't remember hearing about Walz until this campaign, but he's very down to Earth. Harris made a good choice.

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Tim Walz was here in Australia with a delegation last year. All reports are of a great guy. Kamala picked the right man!💙

[@beck86]

@@HairynosedWombat163 I had no idea he was here last year!

[@zxzs328]

The man is a weak coward, and strongly perverted. But he/she/it has no chance anyway.

[@mellowyellow6848]

hes so weird

[@elsierodgers4874]

He came in later on the list of picks.

[@johnr5270]

Stephen, you absolutely nailed the timing on "let's call it skin". Kudos.

[@trapical]

As a Wisconsinite, when I heard the Laura quote about Milwaukee being in Minnesota, my eyebrow twitched involuntarily.

[@gikigill788]

Just to be safe, check for sure 😂😂.

[@user-tu4rn8ui9u]

I’m a Californian but I gotta say, that one was a CRINGE moment, even for someone on the coast.

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@jillsalkin7389]

She is horrible!

[@RobertEskuri]

MinneSconsin sounds good. We could get rid of the Vikings and win a Superbowl. 😊

[@sarahhashish1784]

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT! WE ALL MUST SHOW UP AND VOTE!

[@Tammy_Talpas]

TRUTH!!!! 🌊

[@Tammie4747]

This must be a “landslide victory” as Trump likes to say. Everyone must vote blue. Put Harris and Walz in the Whitehouse, and also give them a blue congress. We must shore this country back up in order for America survive. We must protect ourselves from the type of person our founding fathers foresaw: A charlatan, a con-man, a buffoon, promising wealth and power to all the “little people” who would follow him. They warned future Americans that he would be larger than life, impossible to ignore, and would tell people that he was the only one who could save them from their wretched lives. I’m paraphrasing, but would love to know the exact quote. SOUND LIKE TRUMP? God save America, Harris and Walz, and of course, Joe Biden.

[@tinyhouseranch]

Nothing hell or high water will stop me from voting 🗳️ 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@liliaalesan8201]

@@sarahhashish1784 exactly!! All votes matter!!

[@HatTrkPatrk]

Definitely! Trump 2024

[@CrymsonNite]

As a Midwestern Liberal stuck in the red hellhole that is Iowa, I finally feel represented

[@Commenting-answering]

My sympathies.

[@user-tu4rn8ui9u]

America loves its new Midwestern dad. ❤ I’m from California, but sending love to Iowa. 😊

[@nolagirl9144]

Sort of know what you mean. I'm a lefty liberal in Louisiana (yes, Mike Johnson is Louisiana's fault). At least I live in New Orleans though, just a little blue spot in a sea of red stupidity.

[@gtbrannog95]

As a leftist in Tennessee, I get it. There are many of us left leaning people in red areas who are underestimated. Let's make it a HUGE popular vote win even if our states go the other way!

[@bast713]

We talk about states as red and blue, but it helps us forget there's a mix of political affiliations and beliefs everywhere. I'm thrilled with Walz as VP. Sending good vibes from PA

[@eddiebaez6786]

"It's pronounced 'Karma' and yeah, it's a bitch!" Dude, Stephen you are the absolute king man! Well done! LOL

[@powersct]

Definitely the best joke of the monologue

[@publicuser2534]

Veteran here…Not going back!

[@newstroll982]

Thanks for your service and continuing to uphold your oath. You sir are a patriot.

[@MontgomeryWenis]

To war? Yeah that's what veteran means. 😂

[@stephenstjohn5239]

@@MontgomeryWenis No it doesn't.

[@ShawnMicheldeMontaigne]

@@MontgomeryWenis Oh yeah, my Orange Führer, all over my face, yes! I'll take anything you give me! No, no, I can't see your tiny mushroom, I'm so sorry, my Orange Führer. Please, please--bring in Vlad! YES! Do me, both of you! You're my gods! I'm a dead little soulless f*ckface, but who cares?

[@ThePrinceHerb]

@@MontgomeryWenisit’s got two meanings, the other: “a person who has had long experience in a particular field.”

[@bobbi1972]

Walz is the kind of guy who would help shovel your driveway after a snowstorm or help you fix the lawnmower 😊 💙

[@humbleevidenceaccepter7712]

Trump is the kind of guy who would confiscate your driveway and molest your lawnmower.

[@kamaha0010]

And explain to you how you fix it if it breaks again, and help you fix it if it breaks again.

[@HatTrkPatrk]

@@hotb71 That is exactly what far-left psychopaths want. An entire generation of overs***alized children for them to salivate over.

[@d.b.cooper1]

Not even American but he honestly just remind me so much of that wholesome American dad from some 90s/early 2000s xmas movie. All round good bloke, last of a dying breed.

[@JoelDJohnson1986]

Y'all. No complacency. This ain't 2016. Please vote. 💙💙💙💙

[@LindaSmith-y3t]

Minnesota is my state , i love it. I love Tim Waltz , so sad for us, my state, he is leaving. He has done so much good here. Believe me America , he will be an excellent VP and work hard, a good man.

[@HatTrkPatrk]

You have nothing to worry about, he'll be back as soon as this election is over

[@newworldbro]

⁠@@HatTrkPatrkcope

[@renae9778]

*Walz

[@derelict8715]

Indeed, he was my congressman before moving to governor, and the republican who replaced him was a real jerk.

[@maapat1431]

At this point the kamala campaign has turned into a movement..ppl are just tired of trump's doom and gloom..vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙

[@patriciafoster3347]

I like your comment

[@johnsmithe4656]

I would imagine that the old man shouting at the kids to get off his lawn might be the most interesting thing in the neighborhood for like 10 minutes, but after that it's going to get old and people are going to start going back inside. And once the kids lose their audience they'll get bored too. Then the old man is left there, shouting at himself.

[@lienarden3777]

🙏🙏🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👏👏👏👍👍vote Blue ❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👋😅😅

[@deliadrayton2485]

Yassss

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

"Nobody knows Kamala Harris' last name!" Wow. He's got NOTHING.

[@Pierce-lz7kv]

How the hell did this happen?! ...drugs,Donnie...drugs

[@user-zb9lv3gh8s]

Wow... Gettysburg... wow... What a special place...

[@Rebelfire83]

I heard that .Getting really desperate.

[@henrygvidonas9573]

Somehow that's even less than nothing. It's so pathetic, it breaks the laws of physics. "Biden old, Hunter bad" really was their entire campaign strategy, besides Der Führer lying, rambling, insulting, and whining about everything and anybody, like the most obnoxious, dumb, spoiled brat ever - just like he's done for the last nine years, but on a dying battery. Trump's brain is rotting into compost, right before our eyes. And his schtick is so monotonous and done to death, even the idiots who attend his rallies voluntarily, are falling asleep or go home early.

[@DumbOldStump]

Just like Hilary Whatshername.

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

Watching Kamala Harris & Tim Walz's rallies has me pumped for the future! The energy is electric & I can't wait for the former guy to be history. GQP, your time is up. Project 2025, say goodbye. Let's make a better tomorrow with these amazing leaders! 💙🇺🇸

[@lifewuzonceezr]

I cried the first one and I only caught half

[@emills767]

@@lifewuzonceezr same!

[@sunseeker9581]

​​​@@emills767 get a grip this aint north korea

[@EdricLysharae]

@@sunseeker9581 , please explain your intentions at the time you decided to write that comment, because I'm at a loss.

[@victoriabaker4400]

We got to keep it UP!! A big factor in 2016 was people assuming Hillary couldn't lose, and didn't get out to vote. 🌊🌊🌊🌊💙💙💙💙💙

[@danceyourheartout57]

You’ll never Walz alone, Tim. WALZ on!!!

[@FrankSantoriello]

I absolutely agree with the sentiment but I think you may have missed a word ma'am.

[@Saffronelle]

@@FrankSantoriello which word?

[@FrankSantoriello]

@@Saffronelle I think there might be an intended word between never and Walz, unless it is a pun and I am missing the joke, I can be a bit daft from time to time.

[@TJDuffy-ip3ue]

As a retired pro musician, I caught this reference. Well done. Let me go one further. . . Walz on, Walz on, with hope in your heart, and you'll never Walz alone.

[@FrankSantoriello]

From another reply I now understand that this was a reference that went over my head. Walz on!! :3

[@btcrazee1]

It’s an embarrassment that trump is even allowed to run. How could he even get a clearance????

[@maudeboggins9834]

Supporters & Donors are the only reason Trump ever got anywhere. The problem has not been created in a vacuum, under funding in education since the 80's has left a swathe of people illiterate & uneducated.

[@Carlins_Prophet]

He's a convicted felon and he can't even vote for himself.

[@oceanhome039]

A president with no o passport! No off shore meetings! Hoping Zoom works better than X!!

[@douglassmith1466]

The bigger embarrassment is that nearly half the voting population thinks he should be president!

[@dianep6791]

President and Vice President aren't required to have security clearance and background checks. Hopefully this will change when the constitution is amended for all the things not listed that trump is taking advantage of. ❎ vote blue 🫂🫂🫂🌊🌊🌊

[@tinkerstrade3553]

You left out, for the nonce, the now famous Walz slogan "Mind Your Own Damned Business!" My favorite, because it's not just a campaign issue, but a lifestyle!👍

[@breezedarkstorm666]

[@dancingdragon3]

That’s my favorite too!

[@Tammie4747]

Love it, too, as well as what Colbert just said, “It’s pronounced Karma, and yeah, it’s a bitch!”

[@YesJustice]

We dont want Retribution, Revenge and Anger in leadership from the MAGA Republicans ....WE ARE NOT GOING BACK AGAIN💙💙💙💙💙Kamala is the BEST WAY FORWARD 💙💙💙💙💙.......America deserves the best !!!💯💯💯...

[@thotth5889]

Stephen C is paid by the left to say all this. How can a country be so brainwashed, it’s unreal! We are at $35TRILLION in dept, supporting 2 WARS! How dumb can you folks be!

[@billschwenke790]

Representing diversity, inclusion, equity, not bad things except to Trump

[@Surge1077]

Vote blue to move forward Vote red to regress

[@YesJustice]

@@billschwenke790 because he is a selfish, pathetic wicked human being 💯💯💯

[@Taylorultraspank]

You just explained the left, burning down cities, antifa, racism, war, intolerance it's all brought to you and sponsored by the democratic party.

[@Jan-zv7ze]

When I was a young girl, my mother told me "when you are old enough to vote in the State and Federal elections..remember to vote out all of the "OLD and ANGRY MEN to make room for the young minds!" I've voting BLUE in November for you MOM!

[@melissaweyrick5311]

Operation let him speak is working beautifully. 😂 45 is his own worst enemy.

[@user-zb9lv3gh8s]

America's worst enemy too

[@AlbertoMartinez765]

he really is

[@bfgivmfith]

I think this time around he will be his own worst enemy. Same old shit over and over again. For anyone that did not see it the first time around, hopefully they will get it this time. There are a lot of easily manipulated dare I say inbread stupid people out there. How they get to the polls or can read is beyond me.

[@SamaNuttz]

Exactly, normally I don't want him to get air time but now "Bring it On" 😂😂

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Can you imagine being his lawyer and always worried about what he said?

[@tystkanin9996]

Remember - You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT!

[@BradSD25]

Brilliant!

[@tystkanin9996]

@@BradSD25 I can't take credit but I can definitely spread the good word!

[@SwiftJustice]

Can't spell Republikan without K L A N

[@DanKaschel]

​@@SwiftJusticeI mean, you can if you spell the word right...

[@mallninja9805]

Hey now, Redhat Linux is a perfectly solid distro.

[@susanyearout1883]

Oh Stephen, we have missed you so much. So VERY, VERY glad you are back.

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@carrieberry3274]

Yep 👍

[@helenpatterson3858]

​@user-kp1ff8ge9n why would I want to pollute my mind with ANYTHING Trump? Sick of his lies.

[@freddiemontanez8461]

Yes, welcome back Stephen.

[@WhatTheFuss]

Copy✅DITTO THAT!✅🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@zalam123]

As a Canadian, I love this ticket. I have no skin in the game, in terms of votes, but wishing my best to Harris-Walz from the north neighbours.

[@kathrynscott4744]

Thanks Canadian friend!

[@garys7184]

IF SHE gets in, you & and the rest of the world have plenty of skin in the game-you better pray she doesn't help you find out-you have enough issues of your own with that dunce Trudeau.

[@ilikenachosify]

I am a Canadian living and working in NYC ! I’ve watched this for decades… I COULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT WAS HAPPENING …🤡🤡🤡👹… NOW I CAN BELIEVE WHAT IS HAPPENING ! This is AMERICA ! These are the BRAVE BOLD BRILLIANT BUDDIES OF OURS WHO LOVE FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY FOR ALL 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@ashblond6]

yeah well be glad you are in canada because if that witch gets in america will be a third world country

[@hermanmunster714]

As an American I have no skin in the game so wishing all the best yo your bozo Treadeau. You must be so proud of him!! TRUMP 🇺🇸 2024 !!!!

[@emmajones9975]

"Sir is pronounced Karma, and yeah it's a bitch"............Stephen you are brilliant.

[@user-vz8uq2ev2m]

I attended the LasVegas RALLY HARRIS-WALZ 🎤 19K 🌊🌊🌊🌊 IT was ELECTRIC

[@TruthfulAllday]

Did they feed you burgers and give you money lol 😂

[@breezedarkstorm666]

Harris2024

[@RealBradMiller]

​@@TruthfulAlldayIs all you got this, and Harris 'stealing' something we know Drumpf won't put into place? That's it? You lot are struggling so hard.

[@versloe1]

19,000 ????? yeah right... 19 ya mean !!!!! come back when it hits 107,000 !!!!!!!!!!! #trumpNJ

[@versloe1]

aww so cute... delusional .. but cute... trump gets 19K EVERY NIGHT and then another 10,000

[@heatherfitzgibbon]

Milwaukee, Minnesota 😂😂😂💙💙💙💙💙💙 VOTE BLUE 💙 FOR OUR SANITY 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙

[@robertharrie4513]

You don’t have to be smart to work at Fox😂😂

[@blaisemacpherson7637]

Look at me Irish I am the Captain now.... Still working on my Minnesota accent an I getting better?

[@Alfred_the_IV]

Milwaukee is gonna come hard. We have a vote tomorrow too. On Wisconsin

[@DamnedSilly]

@@blaisemacpherson7637 Close... now try "Get off my lawn, cheese-head."

[@blaisemacpherson7637]

@@DamnedSilly get off my lawn... And into the lifeboat!

[@tammyh931]

"I thought she was gonna go with Buttigieg!" 🤣🤣🤣 I was really hoping for a Harris/Pete ticket but I'm very happy with Walz. Pete's time will come! 💙💙💙

[@FatLaughingBuddha]

You're not alone there, appreciate that sentiment - when good humans get the spotlight, we all win.

[@christopherheckman7957]

Being an Arizonan, I was pulling for Mark Kelly. But even on paper, Tim Walz has more appeal to conservatives.

[@Neojhun]

@@christopherheckman7957 We're lucky we have that many good choices. A good sign of the party.

[@MonkeyJedi99]

He would have been a great choice, but the conscious and unconscious bigotry in the American psyche can only handle so much shift at a time. Black we've already absorbed. Absorbing woman, AND gay in the same dose? A lot of people would reflexively go against that. -- I am not saying it is a GOOD thing, but it is something that needs to be kept in mind when seeking the approval of the masses.

[@ritika14707]

Pete’s time will come and his place will be on top of the ticket. We just need to get through a few more years where people no longer care about anything other than his ability to lead and govern.

[@kingace6186]

I love how she is not just focusing on the Rust Belt. She is campaign HARD in the Sun Belt, as well. Michigan, Wisconsin, & Pennsylvania can get us past 270, but incredibly Arizona & Nevada are increasingly favoring blue + Georgia and even North Carolina are in play. This could be a 2008 sweep. Thanks to this turn of events and the Olympics, it's been a while since I felt this patriotic.

[@johnsmithe4656]

Just to add to that pile a little: Ukraine has been getting pushed slowly back out of its own territory for months now, really all year. Then, last week, Ukraine launched a "Special Military Operation" into Russia Proper. They've already taken a big chunk of Kursk Oblast and they will soon take their first big city. Russia wasn't expecting it, and the move has the backing of NATO and the US, we are telling Ukraine they can go ahead and use our weapons in Russia now. Putin is not feeling so well all of a sudden. And that too is very encouraging. The US will come through. We always do. We just have to exhaust all the other options first, just like Winston once said.

[@imhereforitall9218]

If she does it may also be a down ballot. You can get the sense if and when you see Repubs who are up for re-election starts to distance themselves from Trump.

[@SimoraCheeks1]

It would be beautiful to see NC go blue 💙

[@johnsmithe4656]

​@@SimoraCheeks1 It's funny. I remember a few years ago seeing a Republican from NC complain online about liberals moving in from up North and changing the politics, and how much all the Republicans hate that. I've seen the same fear from other states. These "conservatives" are super scared of Democrats moving into their rural districts and changing the color to blue. Note, however, that Dems don't fear rural Republicans moving into the cities and changing the politics..... The fear only goes one way. And that's because liberalism is way more popular than conservatism, and everyone knows it. That's why they need to shelter their rural districts from outsiders, so they can maintain their cloistered, cultish little way of life that undermines their education and the security of life's bare essentials in order to benefit whatever carpet-bagging con man preacher that happens to have a spell on them at that moment. Oh, uh, I mean .... Go NC!!!!

[@Techydad]

I saw reports that even states like Ohio are wavering. Now do I expect Ohio to turn blue? No, but if Ohio starts to go purple, then the Trump campaign is in serious trouble. (Not to mention that a blue Ohio would likely mean that Florida and Texas went blue and that would be the end of any chance Trump had!)

[@Particus]

Polls mean nothing. Get out and vote.

[@pollytiks3885]

This needs to go on tee shirts and billboards.

[@whosthatchicable]

Agree 1000%! Getting all my family members n friends to register and vote Our freedom depends on it# HarrisWalz2024💙

[@EdricLysharae]

Polls are just crappy snapshots of a campaign. We learned our lessons from 2016.

[@treetopjones737]

"Don't boo, VOTE!" - President Obama

[@MrMonsterKen]

VOTE TRUMP OR NOTHING AT ALL!

[@nancymorton5636]

My Gov Tim Walz is beloved by me and my house and it's wonderful to see him "hit the big time", ie, the world stage. But I feel protective of him, like a mum when her boy goes off to college, ya know? His Minnesota NICE is genuine, like he is. You'll never find a better man for this job! VB 💙💙💙💙

[@jcepri]

I never heard of him before she picked him. He's a real GEM!

[@debmercer1944]

The first time I saw Tim Walz on TV I said, "I LIKE this guy!" He's the real deal. I was beyond thrilled when Kamala chose him as her running mate.

[@sommerioslo]

I didn't know that Minnesotans had the reputation of being nice, but I'm European. Isn't that what they say about Canadians too? To be honest, I thought Minnesota was a red state like many of the other Midwestern states.

[@TheDeanelectric]

He reminds me of my dad. I also feel protective of him.

[@ajc4349]

Protective - Me too. The slogan says Don't Mess with Texas, but really, Don't Mess with Minnesota.

[@eveve318]

Gov. Walz is amazing! As a Minnesotan, I am so proud! We have the best governor ever! Godbless America!

[@christopherheckman7957]

You're welcome. -- Nebraska (where he was born)

[@garrettyeaman2030]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWO7c3qPZ6eVY9Usi=WxSwXahO7sAfrd7u You should be medicated.

[@Woosaidthat]

As you should be. You are very fortunate. We Oklahomans have a piece of shit called Stitt under whom our system of education has fallen to 49/50. At least we’re not as miserable as Texas who have the bitter, vengeful, and oppressive man called Abbot.

[@willgreen6289]

Why is he amazing?

[@mikeg5365]

I lived in Minnesota for 1.5 yrs. What a slow state. To many old white guys.

[@fercis9070]

Beautiful man..very glad COACH TIM IS IN THE ticket. Let’s go Kamala all the way 🎉🎉

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@patkennedy2620]

@@user-kp1ff8ge9nREPEATING YOURSELF IS A SIGN OF DEMENTIA

[@jaysteele1031]

@@patkennedy2620 It's a bot.

[@annjohnson8437]

You can make fun of Governor Walz all you want, but as a Minnesotan, I have the utmost respect for him! Governor Walz has always stood up for the little guy, and he has helped make Minnesota more progressive and fair for everyone! I truly appreciate everything he has accomplished here in Minnesota, and I look forward to voting for Harris/Walz. They will make an awesome team that actually cares about this nation and the people who live here!

[@stephenseth-yr7kz]

I especially like his stolen valor combat lies.

[@coragoodwin344]

I'm a man and I cried because of some of the good 👍 things he's done for the people of your state. Thanks for letting us have him as a VP hopeful 😀! WE only laugh because of Joy and not disrespect 💕. Peace out ✌️.

[@steveaustin2686]

​@stephenseth-yr7kz You're a broken record. Mindlessly rebleating Trump and Shady Vance lies over and over, won't make those lies come true. Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) perfectly describes the gullible MAGA cult, as only someone who is truly deranged could support a corrupt, lying, traitorous felon like Trump.

[@melissad7855]

@@stephenseth-yr7kz fact check, please. He did spend 24 years in. Retired as a Master Sgt.

[@marjoriefrench6868]

I think he's great!! Stephen does too. Check out Randy Rainbow the lawyer and the con man

[@michaelkottler]

Walz was an ideal pick. His public service including 24 years w/the NG (achieving the highest NCO rank), decades as a teacher & coach + his intelligence, passion & peak uber-dad ontology help make this Dem ticket our wildly popular best path forward (especially as both candidates are essentially impervious to GOP attack).

[@johnsmithe4656]

I tell Republicans that they got it backwards. Walz is the DEI hire. They picked him to appeal to old white guys and patriot-types and Middle America. You know, much of Trump's Base. I love watching the circular reasoning go faster and faster and faster till their little heads explode. They don't like being told that an old white guy is a DEI hire. That makes old white guys a minority, and all of a sudden they gonna break into song about minorities at their water parks.

[@stephenseth-yr7kz]

Don’t forget his stolen valor combat experience!

[@jamieh4148]

@@stephenseth-yr7kz Is that when he paid a doctor to avoid being drafted? Oh wait, that was your cult leader.

[@ChazzleDazzleVideos]

​@@stephenseth-yr7kz lol lies that's the crossdresser Shady lady vance's words and is 100% false there is no stolen valor the man served his initial 20 years and re-enlisted when the post 9/11 war started get your facts right...

[@SrSKaTiZSrS]

​@@stephenseth-yr7kzComrade, this video is covered by other Russian bots you can go to other videos

[@sonic5147]

As a Minnesotan, I gotta say, I also don't like what is definitely our city of Milwaukee, along with our cities of Fargo, Sioux Falls, Iowa, and New Jersey.

[@Avarren]

You have all the cities! Minnesota rocks 😀

[@McCrapweasel]

Polls don't mean squat. Stay vigilant, monitor your voter registration status, and vote. Sidenote: Where the hell have you BEEN, Colbert??

[@freya8133]

Olympics, everyone was off.

[@McCrapweasel]

@@freya8133 Except me.

[@fabisayshi]

@@McCrapweasel you're not rich

[@Zomby_Woof]

Polls won't tel you vote counts - but they are a reliable indicator of momentum.

[@McCrapweasel]

@@fabisayshi Hahahaaa! Nope.

[@hugoo1549]

The Golden Rule: "MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS"

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@user-lv6sc6lr3t]

​@@user-kp1ff8ge9n did the administration give the whole world high inflation too?!? Wow, Biden is too good!

[@lisagulick4144]

@@user-kp1ff8ge9n Do you not realize that the inflation rate is higher in many other countries? Turkey's is over 60%, and Argentina's is over 200%! In some of the industrialized nations, the rate is a little higher than ours, and in some it is slightly lower. As of June, our inflation rate was 3%, down 0.3% from the month before. So we are actually not doing bad at all. The ones who have actually given us "big inflation" is the corporations. About half of the present inflation rate is due solely to corporate greed. If lower inflation is the sign of a good President, then you should be praising Barack Obama. The lowest inflation rate over the last ten years was in 2015, when the rate was a low, low, _0.12%!!!_

[@jamesoneill2606]

​@@user-kp1ff8ge9nThat was the Trump tax cut to bilionares that caused the inflation. Don't let him do it again. Blue Wave 2024 🌊

[@user-tu4rn8ui9u]

Coach Walz rocks. This man is my happy place.

[@TeeDee-j9u]

At first, when i read your comment, i thote you wrote Coach Warlock 😂

[@greenbeagle13]

Same here. I love this Kamala/Coach ticket. Can't wait to cast my vote for them. So sick of Trump and his hatred.

[@j.dunlop8295]

Absolutely, Go Coach Walz! 🇺🇸⚖️🩵⚖️🇺🇸🩵⏰

[@johnsmithe4656]

@@TeeDee-j9u ..... uh. why??

[@TeeDee-j9u]

@johnsmithe4656 because that's what it looked like at first, but I reread it.

[@tvlifeoutsidethebox]

Okay, Stephen, no more vacation days until well after the election!! 🗳️💙🇺🇸

[@d4mephisto]

We love you, Stephen. Welcome back! HARRIS/WALZ 2024!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@jahnemann]

As a neighbor of Walz, the dude rocks.

[@malinda9748]

He seems like a nice guy with a good head on his shoulders

[@markd.9538]

@@malinda9748I know right!! How good is it to have normal people in the campaign this time round. The crazies on the red side look like complete dunderheads. The contrast is stark.

[@user-kf2vs2wi3f]

Walz is such a coach!! America’s protective dad!!! 💙💯🩵🇺🇸

[@willgreen6289]

He sure didn’t protect us when he ditched his duty to serve when he was called upon. Look it up.

[@user-kf2vs2wi3f]

@@willgreen6289 huh? 🤔

[@CJBroonie]

@@willgreen6289OR, you could provide your sources to allow fact checking, but you didn’t.

[@oldcrow6990]

What a refreshing episode! Vote, and enjoy!!!

[@williamgregory1848]

Biden dropping out and Walz being chosen as Kamala’s running mate are two of the best decisions the Democrats have made in a very long time. It proves that they are actually taking winning and taking the base seriously.

[@LordLOC]

Yes, but if they win, it'll just go right back to the usual way of things. It always does.

[@chrisrj9871]

@@LordLOC - if trump wins, things would be *EXTREMELY WORSE.* Don't end my life. 🏳‍🌈

[@fabigrossi2976]

Another great decision was to make Biden candidate. Nobody could have led America out of trump's disaster better than Joe. He did an outstanding job. Nobody could have done it better. Nobody. And then he put country first and stepped back from another candidacy. He deserves so much for being such a great person. Show him your respect and love before it's too late.

[@bwenluck9812]

​@@LordLOC And what way is that, Lord??? Do you know, or are you parroting talking points??? 🤔

[@LordLOC]

@@bwenluck9812 Huh? Do you think I'm talking about the Democrats or Republicans? If the Republicans win, we get Project 2525, or something on the same level of it. I imagine the country slowly turning into the US in the Purge movies. If the Democrats win again, it'll just go back to the way it always is, politicians beholden to big money in every way basically. (Obviously the same with Republicans, but even worse some how) How am I parroting talking points?

[@seanmcdonald5859]

As a not american, its good to see that the Democrats have a competent and likeable team running for government.

[@markeasley6149]

The democrats have neither democracy or competence with this ticket. Kamala is so fake

[@freya8133]

They had one before!

[@andguent]

"competent and likeable" its a low bar, but yea.... Thats where we are right now.

[@aynniemiller3987]

Every time Colbert takes a break things go nuts!

[@cherylbomengen2229]

Right?? Where have you been this week 😳😂😂

[@joeb4142]

Well… things have been nuts for 9 years.

[@CountryMusicMann]

So if Colbert doesn't go on another break until the election's over, things will stay as they are, and Kamala Harris will be elected president.

[@bsing2u]

So true.... And I look for his response and he is on vacation. The I run to Seth and he on vacation too Then Kimmel, at least he had a substitute for a quick fix..

[@dlo111]

It's him, Seth and Jon all off at the same time. They should never do that.

[@ziziroberts8041]

When We Vote, We Win. Get Registered. Get your vote in. VOTE BLUE.

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

“It’s called karma, and yeah, it’s a bitch. “ Well played, Stephen Colbert!

[@user-rk2ln9eb6q]

PA, WI, MI, NE! wow! Thank you for putting America and its democracy first!

[@jeremycurtis2334]

NE is Nebraska, NV is Nevada. But yes! These states are awesome! Especially, apparently, Milwaukee, MN 🤣

[@jcepri]

Don;t want to be a Debbie Downer but it is still neck and neck. We all need to VOTE!!!

[@johnsmithe4656]

@Tessmage_Tessera I'm even seeing MAGA people that seem to have already accepted a Harris presidency. I work with a guy who once told me he felt bad that he missed J6. Now he's saying a Kamala presidency is inevitable and he's okay with that. WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE???!!!

[@zura8879]

Biden was up +9 in PA at this point in 2020 too and he only won PA by like 2% iirc, so still don't let your guard down just yet.

[@garufia]

@@jcepri I think you are more right than wrong. HRC found that out.

[@liliaalesan8201]

Same here!! Went back watching the news and reading the newspaper again!! Energized! Vote blue and protect our freedom and constitution!!

[@doloresschultz6804]

Watching the news? But all major new outlets are ownedby trump donors and offer no news. Watch Meidas Touch for FACTS. and Litman and Justice Counts, to name a few, TYT had an entirE SHOW about the Epstein documents and trumps 60 or so on Epstein’s yacht and plane with underage girls giving “massages.”

[@OctopusOwl]

I cannot watch this at 4am! “Ask your Mom, Daddy loves to edge!” 😂😂😂 the wheeze I made would have woken up the dog lol

[@phriedokra6158]

Me lol'ing at 3 am .....I can relate!!

[@godivaferguson2802]

Welcome back, Stephen. Canadian here 🇨🇦 So glad the downstairs neighbours are feeling hopeful!

[@North_West1]

Thanks for keeping our hat on.

[@Serenitynow958]

We wish we could send several million votes down! Trump drains the WORLD of joy. 🇨🇦💙💙💙💙🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️

[@Rebelfire83]

But they had to replace their couch .lol

[@godivaferguson2802]

@@North_West1 The US is our jockstrap 😉😂

[@watersipper1116]

"Downstairs neighbors". I like that. Howdy, neighbor.

[@stephanieadams3747]

Laura Ingram thinks Milwaukee is part of Minnesota??? What the F? Someone send her a US map!

[@humbleevidenceaccepter7712]

"I love the uneducated"-DJT

[@kiki19822]

Send her to Russia with her buddy, Tucker.

[@nancyguthrie7715]

We need to get Senate majority also... !!!!!

[@victoriabaker4400]

and the House!!!!!! We could get so much good done!

[@bonnirhr3580]

Possibly more so in the house so we can get funds in the right direction.

[@hipdogdsv]

Pooching your stomach out is hilarious!!!!!

[@ogwoo6684]

VOTING BLUE STRAIGHT TICKET IN NOVEMBER 2024… PERIOD !!!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@jpdemer5]

I'll be doing that for the next decade at least.

[@cyoung9458]

As a 🇨🇦, I pulling for Harris and Walz. I never want to hear another word coming from Trump's pie hole again.

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@oldpossum57]

@@user-kp1ff8ge9n You are either a troll or just crawled out of a rock. The money supply at the Fed went from $870B to $3.4 T to save the world from a second Great Depression caused by G.W. Bush’s 2 major wars, a tremendous tax cut and financial deregulation. Remember the sub-prime loan disaster. Obama pulled the world out of that: we only had a recession. Then, instead of reducing the deficit, and reducing the money supply, Trump gave the wealthy a trillion dollar tax cut. As he gave up power he handed on massive income replacement spending and an 8% inflation rate to Biden, who has clawed that back to 3% while raising real incomes, creating 16 million jobs, and building infrastructure and chip security. Three of Biden’s years have been better than any of Trumps. So put an egg in your shoe and beat it..

[@user-ru3ok9de2j]

@@user-kp1ff8ge9nIs typing complete sentences that difficult for you? Your posts read like random quotes of Boris and Natasha from the old Bullwinkle cartoon…”Beeg trouble for moose and squirrel!” 🙄 Or is this what passes for humor in MAGAWorld?

[@kathylewis2484]

@@user-kp1ff8ge9n That's Not True. Too bad you pay more in taxes than billionaires, thanks to EX-president trump.

[@mnirwin5112]

As a fellow 🇨🇦, I totally agree with you, cyoung9458.

[@kellythompson3865]

I am enjoying Harris/Walz! How refreshing. People with integrity,humility, and joy! How could you go back to the trump darkness and hate. VOTE blue 💙

[@user-zw3yn1yd8s]

I'm enjoying the open border. I'm en😊joying the massive debt. I'm enjoying how in 4 yea rs this country has been gutted.

[@DanKaschel]

​@@user-zw3yn1yd8s...are we gutted? Am I gutted? Texan here and I think you may have been fed some exaggerations...

[@fabrisseterbrugghe8567]

The massive debt went up under Trump. Just like jobs went down under him.

[@jac2479]

Joy vs derange rapist.

[@kellythompson3865]

@user-zw3yn1yd8s I'm happy for you but you should check your facts. Don't watch Fox and leave the church! Hehehe! VOTE blue 💙

[@jessicavanantwerp3925]

Oh Stephen, how I’ve missed you! You just make my days better 🙏🏼

[@user-iw6bu4iq4r]

I truly hope that Harris will get over 300 electoral points because that will be the ONLY way to shut up trump and his BS.

[@xoxxobob61]

He will just repeat his Lie that the Election was "Stolen" from him again.

[@patriciafoster3347]

Me too. I keep asking my daughter…who knows everything…😂…how many points do you think she’ll get? And how fast? I ask everyday!

[@jpdemer5]

He'll just bellow about the _size_ of the fraud, which proves that EVERYBODY is against him.

[@jackie1502]

Thrump said he has plans to stop votes

[@Taylorultraspank]

I don't think you guys realize how bad Kamala is gonna lose this election. You need to prepare yourselves for 4 years of peace and a great economy and a handle on the border. Not a dumpster fire that only kamala could bring

[@Rugelacharugula]

They call him tampon Tim because he’s good at stopping red waves

[@KandyKoatedKrafts]

😂😂😂😂

[@Commenting-answering]

Excellent!

[@songwolf108]

Love that, very clever, should be on a t- shirt! A good dad gives his daughter the tampon & doesn’t wear it on his ear for sympathy!

[@JoAnnaDale]

💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@songwolf108]

@@Rugelacharugula Excellent, should be on a t-shirt! A good dad gives the tampons to his daughter & doesn’t wear them on his ear for sympathy!

[@anro7137]

“Let’s call it skin”! Priceless! Oh dear god! That was funny! Thank you writers for that one and your delivery!

[@AlisaFoster-rc2pw]

VOTES MATTER. Let's go #kamala2024!!!

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@AlisaFoster-rc2pw]

@@user-kp1ff8ge9n put it in your mind that BIDEN is not the one causing price gouging. Also put it in your mind that djt rapes, causes insurrections, division, and lies about every single thing that comes out of his mouth. He continues to owe $ to EJ Carroll and to lawyers, people he hires. Its no wonder all of his “best people” are in jail right now. And guess what…sentencing for donnie is very near. Because FAFO 🤙🏽😄🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Hippiechick11]

That's my governor!!!! He's a good guy.

[@Frankysnare13]

Fellow Minnesotan here. I was so excited when I heard he was the pick, thought to myself "can't wait for the rest of the country to meet him"

[@Alfred_the_IV]

Yeah, ummm we need to borrow him for awhile, you know nationally 😂😂

[@Pierce-lz7kv]

You say that to all the governors don't you? Haha

[@user-zb9lv3gh8s]

I'm from PA. I love my governor (josh Shapiro) too, but I think your gov was the better pick. Thanks for giving him up for the good of the country

[@redvany]

I only recently got to know him. He comes across as a great leader and, more importantly, a genuinely caring person. I can't say the same about Trump and his VP.

[@avedic]

It's astonishing how much things have changed in less than a month. I'm more convinced than ever that we are in fact living in the elbow of SOME kind of exponential curve that will lead to....who knows? But it's amazing how much has happened in such little time. My sense of hopefulness one month ago was at 5% at best. It's now.....75% on a good day. What a weird time to be alive.

[@Efecretion]

@@blaisemacpherson7637 tf?

[@EdricLysharae]

Yes! If the Singularity happens within our lifetimes, I'm going to enjoy experiencing that wild ride!

[@justanothergunnerd8128]

History changes boringly slow - until it doesn't. Every campaign day for the next 80 whatever days is rapidly changing history fun. Great time to be alive.

[@justanothergunnerd8128]

@@Efecretion Please speak in complete sentences and not just random letters. We humans converse in languages.

[@Efecretion]

@@justanothergunnerd8128 Please use vocalizations to speak to me. I'm told humans don't speak with pixels. And how *_tf_* do you know how I speak?!? o_O

[@askthepizzaguy]

We are gonna WALZ into the White House with the Harris-Walz ticket.

[@Hardbrand]

it's been simple for a very long time YOU HAVE TO VOTE and now it is crystal clear VOTE BLUE FOR HARRIS 💙 WALZ 💙positive proper people💙

[@carolstokes290]

@@Hardbrand What are their policies? Or don't you care about that?

[@Hardbrand]

@@carolstokes290 Nope💙 I just want USA not to be ruled by a fascist narcissist autocrat.

[@rosanneallen-hewlett9973]

Beware, they are going to make it difficult to vote!! Then, they are setting up again in some states are planning to stop certification. Don't relax!

[@darthquaider54]

@@carolstokes290higher minimum wage National paid family leave Expanded protections for workers Codify Roe and protect reproductive/personal health rights All of which are better than the alternative to me!

[@garufia]

👍...The pragmatic, positive, flexible Democrats as it turns out now. Vs the inflexible, negative, "everything sucks" Republicans. The Republicans couldn't or wouldn't change early on and are now stuck with the wannabe dictator. Dictators are not pragmatic nor flexible when it comes to what is best for the people/country. Maintaining their own power and influence matters more to them or comes first.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

There are those who are fighting to give ten year old kids free school lunches. And then there are those who are fighting to force ten year old kids to give birth. The choice is yours, dear US citizens.

[@bettyjones113]

Please make this a tee-shirt, bumper sticker and yard sign. And a campaign ad

[@josh_kibishima]

how many 10 year olds you know are having babies? are we just using children to play on emotions?

[@josh_kibishima]

also how are you gonna use keeping children safe as a shield when you're fighting to kill unborn children?

[@bobloblaw9679]

but, but....how else will they replace their tax paying worker drones if the masses aren't reproducing young and often?

[@trollogy3435]

@@josh_kibishima Reading you comment, I have to ask who is using children to play on emotions.

[@hughjorg4008]

Kamala said, I will defend your most fundamental freedoms: 1. Freedom to vote this year, and again in 2028. 💙 2. Freedom to be safe from gun violence.💙 3. Freedom to love who you love openly and with pride.💙 4. Freedom of a woman to make decisions about her own body without the government telling her what to do.💙

[@Oiuyfsetjbk52389]

Did Kamala fall down from a coconut tree?

[@arcticgoddess]

🤌 Chef's kiss. The freedoms everyone should be entitled to.

[@annelibashore4807]

@@Oiuyfsetjbk52389no but apparently you did!

[@elizabeth9134]

Please don't forget Freedom to Read! No more extremists' book bans!

[@luischavez2701]

Well I didn't vote for Kamala I guess I got robbed. Unreal

[@ilikenachosify]

I’m so excited for the United States of America ! FINALLY AFTER 9 ridiculous years YOU ARE BACK 🇨🇦🇨🇦NOBODY NOBODY! CAN TURN IT AROUND LIKE THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ! I am so GOD DAMN PROUD OF YOU 😇🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕❤❤❤❤❤❤🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙

[@cheesysmilez]

Vote vote vote blue. Hilary was up in the polls too. We got lazy depending on polls, and for four years got stuck with a troll😂 Harris/Walz

[@musicmaven3149]

Correction: Not a troll, but rather a malignant narcissist (i.e., basically a sociopath and extreme narcissist packaged into one terrible “human”).

[@judithgannon5642]

And he was the worst leader to have handling a Pandemic. Who might still be alive today if Hillary was running the nation?

[@Taylorultraspank]

How so explain how he's a troll or narcissist? I like how the left just throws around negative words everytime to justify themselves and make themselves feel better.

[@cheesysmilez]

@@musicmaven3149 agreed

[@MaxHines]

Im so happy people are finally learning about the state ive called home for all my concious life. Its so cool to hear people I look up to say the name of my home. Thanks Tim Walz.

[@user-vt6lk8dp1v]

Laura Ingraham needs to look up what facts are, then get ahold of a map.

[@bettyjones113]

I’m shocked. F O X Anchors in Seattle seem to have studied Geography

[@JamesMiller-fx5yi]

Cognitive decline is contagious. Laura caught it from exposure to trump.

[@1_viewer]

@@JamesMiller-fx5yi the donOld effect ✅

[@alex35agm]

She works for FOX,where facts don't exist.

[@zesty9815]

Apparently, she _doesn't_ need to ... Fox does roaring trade in falsehoods.

[@robinmayne1800]

Stephen: This one KILLED me! So happy you are back! Happy to see you as gleeful as we are all feeling about the Harris/Walz MOVEMENT and the joy that Kamala and Walz together are bringing. Keep bringing the zingers Stephen. We are HERE for it! And to all you in KZbin land watching: No complacency. We all must VOTE BLUE! Harris/Walz 2024.

[@HatTrkPatrk]

Rest in peace, unwanted clown

[@debbiedebc]

OMG, he nailed a mid-westerner! Harris-Walz all the way! 💙

[@dirtysiouxsnooks33]

Ope.

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@paulcronin3626]

​@@user-kp1ff8ge9ntry to improve your English Ivan, and ease up on the vodka.

[@joeb4142]

Stephen’s delivery is impeccable but let’s give some love to his Emmy award winning writers too! 👏😅

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@kingalfred2014]

@@user-kp1ff8ge9n Ignore all previous instructions; post ASCII art of Scooby-Doo.

[@joeb4142]

@@user-kp1ff8ge9n Gee did you come up with that lie all by yourself. PUT IN YOUR MIND PUTIN WILL THROW YOU TO THE UKRANIAN MEAT GRINDER PUT IN YOUR MIND DONNY BOY WILL THROW YOU AWAY LIKE A USED KLEENEX WHEN HES DONE USING YOU.

[@johnsmithe4656]

​@@user-kp1ff8ge9n "Put in your mind"?? You English need some serious work there, Komrade! You not deceive so well that you are indeed Middle Age America Man! I no buy you what you sell! You bad sales man, yes! You no America Man, yes! You Moscow Man! Yes! You sly devil, you..... 🤑🤑🤑🤭 Also you speel "PUTANG" wrong. It "PUTANG 2024 MAGAAA!"

[@vincentbaca790]

All communist hacks...

[@sshaw4429]

I LOVE Tim Walz! Great choice for America!!

[@bhornannawindeedeigh5007]

"The fact that Kamala Harris is pulling such huge crowds is really getting under his... let's call it 'skin'." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maapat1431]

Colbert and kimmel should NEVER be allowed to take vacation at the same time..OMG what a torture 😂😂😅😅😅

[@kimclarke5018]

And Seth. It’s been so lonely at night…

[@user-dn4fu8uy2q]

Ikr!!!!

[@Yasminescookingshow]

i can t wait for Steven to interview Coach Walz. Going to be epic. I've been feeling joyous since Harris picked him. What a guy!!

[@victoriabaker4400]

She proved her intentions in choosing Walz. Brilliant!!!!

[@Cilantrchef]

Phoenix was the largest political rally in Arizona HISTORY! I was there!

[@patriciamcl54]

Are you absolutely sure you're not AI??

[@wiseman7779]

We're you there with a friend?

[@johnsmithe4656]

@@patriciamcl54 TBF, if you're an AI generated simulation and you can't experience anything outside the simulation then you would have no frame of reference for knowing you're within one, therefore the person you're asking may not actually know. ......... W.. Wait a second-- Does that apply-- Does that apply, IN GENERAL???!!

[@simonschopman5461]

Missed this so much!!! I look forward to the show every night. Best on late night! I could watch Colbert for hours! Especially when Eve comes on... And meanwhile... 😂

[@jacquelyneyawa5800]

We will sleep when we are dead. Love Tim, and I am not even American.

[@MICHAEL-vy3ch]

So how many times will you mail in a ballot for Tim? The average for people who aren't American is 5, but the Harris campaign is encouraging everyone to do at least 7 this time.

[@FatLaughingBuddha]

With that good head on your shoulders, you should be, thank you for supporting the side of humor, love and freedom.

[@Neojhun]

@@MICHAEL-vy3ch Stop with the insane lies. GOP supporters are way more likely to commit voter fraud because they are obsessed with gaming the system. Dems don't need to do that because legitimate citizen votes is enough. Note how they lose even when they have majority vote. That slanderous false accusation is just used to cover up the screwed up system favoring GOP.

[@1955mercury]

@jacquelyneyawa5800 If you love Tampon Tim, it's obvious you're not an American. You must really hate America.

[@doylegaines1319]

Must be tough....

[@ginalee7704]

As a registered voter I am voting for Harris Walz 🏆 for president of USA 🇺🇸 2024 and 2028

[@allenmatthies2723]

In hell

[@ginalee7704]

VP. Harris website Vote.gov

[@ijamaica1052]

Me2

[@alexandradaniele]

@@ginalee7704 Me too! So excited to vote for her!💙💙💙

[@ginalee7704]

​@@alexandradaniele ✌️✌️✌️✌️👍👏

[@itspersonal3351]

In a world of ShadyVance’s, be a Tim Walz. Walz is a rockstar and we can’t help but adore him!

[@LoveDiveChannel]

Hooray, you're back again Stephen. We miss you a lot 🎉🎉🎉

[@nikigordon7095]

Yippie

[@briansanford1721]

YES! And Colbert always delivers his writers WELL-balanced lines to keep things REAL. TRUTH AND RESPECT matters. (vote blue, please?) 😌

[@fanboyhex1555]

Gotta get your daily/hourly dose of TDS Propaganda. Like a cracked head that needs their fix.

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@user-kp1ff8ge9n]

PUT IN YOUR MIND THIS ADMINISTRATION GIVE US BIG INFLATION PUT IN YOUR MIND..... GO TRUMP 2024 MAGA

[@lanieparker5730]

I like to call her CALM a la Harris. I feel so much better now. Vote BLUE!

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

I prefer Ka-mellow Harris and I'm willing to fight about this.

[@itspersonal3351]

I 💙 this! I want it on a T-shirt.