Cold Open | Season 1 | Letterkenny

A couple hockey players come up the produce stand the other day...
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[@AfroMan187]

In 31 years of life, I've only heard 6 or 7 truly deadly comebacks in an altercation. 6 of them were in this video

[@yodizzll]

Was one of them “ you can cross fuck off”?

[@vansova2766]

Wait what always #7? Lol

[@caitthecat]

Don't leave us hanging. 7?

[@ryebread8925]

I used work construction and car pool with a guy that had a glass eye. He used to love taking a detour through college park umd on a sunny afternoon to catcall the babes. On day a lady struck his fancy and after the second u turn he decided to pull over and shout out the window, hey bitch you fucc? Without missing a beat her response was “ no but my dad does, bring your mom over” . I almost pissed myself. Laughed the entire way home.

[@stevenallbee3059]

What the hell.. 7....

[@owenhahn2309]

"Nice Onezie" "It come in men's?" "I think you come in men enough for all of us." I'M DONE

[@sassora]

Owen Hahn the second this show had me!

[@TheOppiter]

that was literally in the first couple lines. did you even watch until "fuck you shoresey!!"??

[@Cambpro]

Joshua Block; Who gives a fuck how much of it he watched? What's it to you? Fkn fuckboys...

[@justamotorcycleenthusiast9800]

Best line of anything!

[@desertkun]

Mind explaining the last part?

[@CourtneyLea87]

I love how the dudes at the produce stand don’t even bother moving or acting aggressive, just laid back and talking. Lmao

[@joeleek9976]

Yeah. That's what the alpha male actually looks like. They aren't threatened.

[@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842]

@Wyatt Wayne.

[@LP-lp6qr]

You clearly haven’t seen much of Wayne, he could handle both these guys by himself. No way Dary would ever let Wayne fight them by himself

[@taylorbee4010]

If you're tough you don't posture

[@wolfargo44]

@@taylorbee4010 true bud

[@a.hessen57]

This scene is one of the single best pieces of comedic dialogue I have seen in my life. I wanna print out copies and hang them in every scriptwriter's office worldwide.

[@Dmab661]

A. Hessen amen! Absolutely insanely hilarious!!

[@Pheonix8877]

It also harkens back to a time when comedy in film was like music- there’s a beat, a rhythm to it.

[@xstrikethreex]

I don't think this is even one of the best pieces of comedic dialogue in the first season.

[@ronhitler-barassi2624]

@@Pheonix8877 yeah true, it's basically an Abbott & Costello routine. "Who's on first" has evolved into "you come in men enough for all of us"

[@seventhevii3188]

Tiiiiiiiight writing there boys

[@souio]

Never saw an opening scene to a first episode the represented an entire series so well. This scene is 1000% Letterkenny true and true and is the perfect way to sell it to someone.

[@patty109109]

Level 1-3 truth. It got me hook line sinker. Top tier writing on this show.

[@docdave15]

I remember when I first watched this. I was IMMEDIATELY sold on the series.

[@idrinkyourmilkshake845]

The wires first scene does a great job of representing the entire show, but that’s an entirely different genre

[@LankyAssMofka]

Jonesy Riley! Put your fuckin shirts on and get outta here

[@braveheartbob3473]

Workaholics entire first episode was like that

[@Banzaipants]

"What sort of backwards fucken pageantry is that?" Gold

[@mezmezzy1870]

The first exchange was already DESTROYED IN SECONDS, but the destruction didn't stop. Oh no, it kept going.

[@tamipiburn7249]

JD WIFE SCHOOL

[@adamhawk160]

Once the train starts ain't not stopping it.

[@lalloronadelmuerto9156]

DESTRUCTION 100

[@katey1dog]

Like watching the Titanic sink, but your waiting for the punchline.

[@sillygirl3452001]

Oh yeah it did.

[@delontaerich187]

"How many times you have you watched this video today, bud?" "Ballpark, 6-8? You're a fuckin animal."

[@DukeOnkled]

Most men can only dream of being as fucking good at banter as these guys.

[@bumchunk3]

it's called chirpin bud. Welcome to Canada

[@CpttCanada]

+DukeOnkled This is how we pass our time when working shitty jobs, you figure it out or you get ripped on.

[@ZUTE.]

You pass the time trying to forget about your horrible jobs by being horrible to eachother? Nice one.

[@ZUTE.]

So become a child to keep children at bay, so brave.

[@MoxieCat]

Least we don't come back months later to double-up on our insults.

[@mmcconn9193]

I love this. They fire off so fast and I don't care that it's scripted. Beauty.

[@Zraknul]

The rapid fire is one of the things the show does well. Also see the alphabet alliteration game.

[@hankkingsley9300]

@@Zraknul that seems to be a Canadian thing going back to SCTV

[@VRQuickDrawMcGraw]

The hockey players skit is what started this show and it’s hilarious. The “you write Taylor Swift lyrics in birthday cards” line was savage a.f.

[@groowanderer]

You ever see the shorts that were online? That's what started this show. Most people aren't aware of this.

[@hankkingsley9300]

...and with that we"re off on an incredible journey

[@mikerennie2024]

It's a hard life, picking stones and pulling teats, but sure as god's got sandals, it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails

[@jessebojorquez95]

Mike Rennie asaeeedeessr

[@tjking9969]

What does picking stones mean?

[@jasonbrisco]

Tj king ... gotta pick the stones out of the field before tilling... but when you till, more stones come up... it's never ending, but part of farming... it has become a cliche for farming... there you go buds, country dictionary for ya.

[@terryrichard381]

It's a hard life . Picking stones and pulling tears, but sure as God's got sandals it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails

[@stephenblack7168]

666th thumbs up lol

[@Ravelle17]

One of the greatest establishing scenes in a pilot I have ever seen.

[@zuzusuperfly8363]

I was holding it together until he said, "distribute some free literature".

[@joeshedler6496]

feeding the ducks got me

[@jacknapyer]

same here

[@robrick9361]

I actually don't get it. I understand the distribute part as a euphemism for ejaculation. But what does semen have to do with literature?

[@tschandler2]

@@robrick9361 when you hand out pamphlets it's vaguely the same motion as jerking it or feeding ducks.

[@benfugaro-thompson8709]

Same

[@unenombre5840]

"Oh I think you come in men enough for all of us" LOL

[@DuxButt]

Une Nombre Beat down started right there and never stopped

[@megavore97]

Reilly sounds so defeated at the end “I’ll never buy you a coke.” LMAO

[@Gingenuity]

He knew he was absolutely destroyed.

[@Sickwitit18]

I love that part haha

[@jerubaal101]

And Jonesy equally distributing birds.

[@Sickwitit18]

@@jerubaal101 allegedly...

[@jerubaal101]

@@Sickwitit18 It's a two man job, at least.

[@Wolfhunter-vf1bp]

these guys have turned shit talking into an art... wow.

[@dahat1992]

Knowing them now, they'd never ridicule him like this. They're wholesome. Some of the best character development ever.

[@julianmehlmann2996]

They are still morons but after episode one they would never try to.....ok they wanted to fight him in the s2 finale but 90% of the time they know they have no chance.

[@hankkingsley9300]

They gets to enjoys Miss Katy's tarts. Everyone loves Miss Katy's tarts

[@cptdumplin]

They also know better.

[@caesarstrings]

Came here after watching the fianlé. This aged poorly 😂.

[@SynchroScore]

"I think you come in men enough for all of us." When you start a fight with a punch that throws the other guy completely off balance and he's struggling to find his footing for the rest of the round.

[@xPLCxTempest]

This is Canada in a video.

[@nathanhamman418]

DudeEDM Not to far off from where i live

[@cybercypher7168]

Decriminalize Darwinism 8 kms

[@drakoinx]

Ya pretty accurate

[@jedclampett631]

This is Ontario in a video...

[@awwwwhhhyeahhhh]

It's pretty much like Irelands Letterkenny

[@BuellerBuellerBuelle]

"I'll never buy you a coke" LMAO!

[@seanfk]

"These are their problems" *plays law and order sound*

[@ProphetPX]

i was thinking the same thing in my head

[@jadefalcon001]

DUN DUN

[@ikariasakura5685]

"If you'd been in a REAL fight, you wouldn't be so keen for another." "What you say?!" *throws the rest of his drink* "you heard me!" SAVAGE!!

[@maxmurray7283]

Spit cup

[@christophersparks6641]

that's lowkey wisdom

[@jpumbaa1]

Wayne was gonna win that fight without even having to put down the spitter.

[@s379Ox]

That's a fact

[@dorkmax7073]

Wayne tosses the bottom backwash out of all his beers because at that point its 90% spit

[@Arthur_Wellesley]

How many times did you pull your horn today bud? What? Awwe she's bashful XD

[@dhannayoung4821]

Come on kitten I won't tell 😂😂😂

[@seththomas6727]

Ball park 6-8 you’re a fuckin animal 😂😂

[@zydecomoon2742]

Me and my friends repeat "awe she's bashful" to each other on a daily basis

[@jriles70bones]

play a little 5 on 1?

[@tylerthurston1675]

Hit the kitchen mix a batch

[@wickedpissa25]

"You're doin' terrific." ~ LOL ~

[@rerez]

This has now become one of my top shows to watch this season. Seriously, this is beyond funny.

[@robertparker6280]

Is this show very Canadian?

[@stuarta5491]

To be fair..

[@linxGT]

One of the greatest shows ever made 🇨🇦 🍁

[@glenholmgren1218]

Robert Parker Proud Canadian!

[@2genders]

@Broken System no

[@TFrail]

Best chirp sesh in the whole show. Absolutely flawless execution.

[@torsten89]

Has anyone else subconsciously worked in "Not s'bad" into their vernacular when some one asks you how's it going?

[@HateMachine103190]

Hard no. (Just kidding. I just discovered this show and I have to restrain myself from talking like Wayne)

[@Phantomegaming]

Dude ive listen to Wayne so much rhat it just happens.

[@jonvoss6622]

I constantly say pitter patter now.

[@KCGeno]

I’ve spent all day in my “ALLEGEDLY” t-shirt (with a colorful ostrich).

[@michaelreppenhagen736]

No one has ever responded to "How are ya now?" with a knowing "Goodnu?," so no.

[@weegee1204]

"That's a real kick in the knackers, bro." "Just a real ouchie, bro." I think about these lines about 10 times a week xD

[@hankkingsley9300]

And if you're American you would never say that kick in the nuts maybe and that's what I like about the south...also Donnybrook. Only has one meaning in America...baseball fights

[@pistolpete8231]

​@@hankkingsley9300this isn't about America. What's your point exactly?

[@patrickdunn2858]

Feels weird coming back to this scene now that the show is actually over. Thank you Jared Keeso

[@CRAZYHORSE19682003]

This shit was so funny, they were talking so much smack comfortable in the fact that Wayne wasn't fighting anymore. Once they saw him beat the shit out of that guy at the bar they were terrified of him.

[@lakersbaby100]

"What's up with your body hair big shoots?!" Gets me every time.

[@williamsherman7051]

I seriously don’t know how they could do this scene with out breaking such serious looks. I have to rewind so many times just from laughing so hard at each word that comes out of their mouths😂

[@xxSportsBoy17]

Ive been waiting a long time to see another one of these. Excellent work boys.

[@KillermondoDude]

+xxSportsBoy17 Amen

[@erickerr2419]

+xxSportsBoy17 Oh yeah? Did they get 'er done?

[@maxdistortion]

+Eric Kerr just kiddin' we dont give a fuck.

[@CarsonScholz]

we all have

[@Proxyy7]

+xxSportsBoy17 Boys boys boys

[@daz211]

Those two were ABSOLUTELY motionless while roasting, barely even readjusting to get comfortable.

[@cypher787]

"nice execution"' "you're doing terrific "

[@MrBrachiatingApe]

That tone of voice is a savage roast by itself.

[@raunchypickle]

I've never been so proud to be Canadian.

[@shoresy6927]

Congrats on that :)

[@Legba85]

Tyler Cripps I envy you.

[@kapnerad]

LET'S HAVE A DONNYBROOK!!

[@groowanderer]

This show is the single greatest thing to come from Canada, and yes I am aware of celine dion.

[@Jayhawkga]

@@groowanderer Red Green enters the chat.

[@jasonlane7743]

How are ya now? Good and you? Not s'bad

[@Kauffy901]

It's weird how long it took me to actually remember the order this goes in. It's like a fuckin' prayer.

[@jaredmorell8216]

Me and a friend at work greet each other like this all the time. It's great lmao.

[@CourtneyLea87]

Ever since I started watching this show, I say “not s’bad,” when people ask me how I’m doing lmao.

[@BUSTRCHERRI]

Good 'N' you.... Not so bad...

[@Lyoko012345]

@@CourtneyLea87 you must not be from rural Ontario. Everyone who’s not Amish talks like this out here.

[@artgurusauce]

I am still grateful to my social studies teacher in high school for introducing me to this absolute comedic genius.

[@IncrediBurch]

This is the most solid opening to a comedy series I’ve seen so far. Gut busting in under a minute.

[@Abnormalproductions2]

Thank god for one more episode..

[@pheenix775]

+PMSing Nun There's gonna be a bunch more episodes hopefully, the Letterkenny boys are coming to tv.

[@pheenix775]

You've got the internet at your disposal, if it isn't on national TV I'm sure you'll be able to find it.

[@icecoldrugby]

fuckin a right bud!

[@ChuckBeefOG]

This is comedy gold, and Canadian as fuck.

[@roguenerd6858]

“Aww, she’s bashful.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@WrenchNinja]

What sort of backwards pageantry is that? lmao

[@boh10666]

quite possibly the funniest line i've every heard.

[@WAYN3SCHL3G3L]

i'm not a native speaker and i absolutely missed that pun

[@gustavoluna3574]

WrenchNinja

[@PeaceOnEarth313]

BOH10666 whats it mean

[@CpttCanada]

+Jacob It was a clever way of calling him a moron. If you actually were to fight someone why the hell would you wear sunglasses? He took off his shirt to avoid getting tugged on yet he kept the biggest disadvantaged on his face. Plus the sunnies would get smashed in a few seconds, so it defeats the whole purpose of even wearing them. It would be like putting a suit on before a tussle, whats the point? It's just going to get fucked up and broken with zero advantage.

[@Maenadsattack]

The way he meticulously puts his hat on is so authentic.

[@graybollocks]

Damn, I was scrolling through the comments hoping no one else had noticed. But alongside the hilarious dialogue it always makes me chuckle.

[@rektm8productions390]

“How many times you pull your horn today bud?” “Don’t worry kitten I won’t tell” lmao

[@jdgiggity6481]

oh she’s bashful

[@Balls-yd9vc]

I seriously can't stop watching this LOL insults are hardcore

[@Domura]

The true power of Canadians: Talking shit.

[@Headphonemike]

My favorite is when Stewart gets roasted. "I see your muscle shirt came in, muscles come in tomorrow?"

[@garrettmiller64]

The way he says "daayyyyy..." kills me

[@thedave8972]

"You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl". Every line in this scene is pants-pooping but that one emptied me out.

[@michaelgann9529]

I'm not Canadian by any means, but this shit was TOO funny

[@phishshn]

I showed a bunch of non-canadians the Trailer Park Boys back in 2003 when it was huge up here - they loved it. This show is definitely a chip off the ol' Canuck block haha

[@RealmfCubey]

Same

[@BadAtStuff420]

Not even a lil

[@adgato75]

@@phishshn Trailer park life is no different in the US , to be honest. the problems and experiences of being poor are universal

[@phishshn]

@@adgato75 Absolutely! I guess I was speaking more about the Maritime accents and the familiar landmarks along with, as you said, the universal experiences of being poor. I only live a couple hours away from those guys so I have been to a lot of the places they go in the show. Kinda makes it a little more fun =)

[@sterranajr]

Every time, "(person) how are now?" "Good Wayne and you?" "Oh, not sobad"

[@kvbstudios316]

Except McMurray. Dammit, McMurray!

[@theveryworstluck1894]

@@kvbstudios316 Yeh, but McMurray's a piece of shit

[@jhalkoski]

It's a hard life pickin' stones and pullin' teats, but sure as God's got sandles it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails.

[@boh10666]

did your aesthetician coif that for you? you look like a 12 year old dutch girl.

[@jhalkoski]

"pump the brakes. you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on? " "what kind of ass backwards pageantry is that?" "are you gonna fight or play pokerstars.com"

[@suddenrushsarge]

"Hold my spitter." Holy fuck I've actually said that before...... :P

[@AIDSplz]

+Sarge!!! What is a spitter?

[@donjohnson2003]

+lucem Where you spit your chew bud

[@suddenrushsarge]

+lucem You lookin for a tilly buddy? Let's have a donnybrook!!

[@husseymangtv]

a lot of people probably call it that lol

[@whyneedacoolname]

Canadian Comedy is fucking brilliant

[@D____L37]

I love how long the series has gone on for, but nothing beats the writing, plots and punch lines in those first few seasons

[@GabeSutton21]

So true, the first few seasons were the funniest and best thing I ever stumbled upon. They started losing steam though around season 7 and it just wasn't as funny. Still a great show that ill always love.

[@D____L37]

agreed!@@GabeSutton21

[@918kickinwing]

"Oh come on Kitten, I won't tell anyone."

[@JasonNida]

Oh, she's bashful. LOL

[@nathanhamman418]

Jason Nida Come on kitten i wont tell anyone

[@boonecrew54]

Jason Nida ball park 6 to 8 your a fuckin animal

[@Garlicsvids]

@@boonecrew54 hit the kitchen and mix a batch

[@BiggusNickus]

So I work for a US firm and most of my colleagues are from Minnesota (I live in the Netherlands myself). Started out a conf call with one of them last week with "how are ya now?" and he immediately recognized it. Needless to say I made friend that day.

[@joeyteter9383]

Discovered this show last night by accident and I have not been disappointed 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@sexylexy178]

This show is EVERYTHING I never knew I needed! Pitter patter

[@TheAngryMoth104]

"You can cross-fuck off" fantastic line i need to use at some point

[@homer46303]

I was cracking up the whole time but absolutely lost it at "This isn't over!" "Jinx, you owe me a Coke."

[@rustygribbler1380]

This show is TOTALLY underrated I wish more people would watch this beautiful masterpiece

[@4spbiz]

I'm not sure how many times I've seen this scene but every single time it makes me laugh.

[@chyennemollohan6435]

This scene never gets old. "You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl." Classic.

[@gerardamoia6997]

Did your esthetician quaff that for ya? 💀💀

[@hankkingsley9300]

As an American as soon as I saw this first scene it's like I'm All In

[@emcllns]

A couple hockey players come up the produce stand the other daaaaayy... xD

[@chaosweapon1]

I love the part at the end where he jinxes them and jonesy actually stops talking and just flips them off.

[@SilentBob731]

The beginnings of ones of the all-times greats comedies. Nearly non-stop brilliant writing and dialogue delivery, I can't recommend it enough.

[@TheMacUser701]

I've watched this eleventy one times. I need full episodes yesterday.

[@thecanadiandefender1451]

I can honestly say that when I saw "Letterkenny" in my feed, I freaked out. Was not expecting more videos. Great to see them back

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

Now has become a genuine phenomenon. Well deserved.

[@Kauffy901]

Listen, I know you're from two years ago, so @SPOILERS@@@@@ SPOILERS!!!!!~~~##### Shit, I don't know if KZbin has that. Anyway, it becomes a show, they do at least, like, five seasons, and then just because it's so good and ALSO Canadian and HENCE passive aggressive (at worst). Hulu only has the first two seasons.

[@kimberlytuckermoss7187]

@@Kauffy901 Hulu has six seasons now.

[@PredatorFan13]

1:50 "Aw, she's bashful". Ha ha ha

[@danielmargolis3210]

This show makes an old man happy.

[@paul6925]

Haha actually doesn't look like a bad show. Finally a possible alternative to Trailer Park Boys

[@donel1t386]

workaholics, The Detour there's plenty of hilarious shows buddy not Canadian wise but worth watching wise for sure

[@donel1t386]

yeah Its always sunny was and is still great kinda weird knowing that d and mac are married tho IMO

[@coreankat4163]

if you like It's always sunny watch The League.

[@CpttCanada]

+Paul M Its worth a watch buddy.

[@EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle]

It's not as crass as Trailer Park Boys, but as far as Canadian-style humor goes, Corner Gas is probably one of the best.

[@jamiebutton4458]

The second hes says "distribute free literature" I fuckin lose it.

[@Radi0ActivSquid]

How have I gone years without hearing about this show. This is great.

[@bearpuma9079]

Just recently discovered y'all. Much love from the states.

[@scottyawesomesauce]

"Come on, kitten. I won't tell anyone." 😂😂😂💀

[@calebfluegge1436]

I didn't quite binge-watch this show, but I watched it a lot, and I've found myself speaking half hockey player and half hick half the time.

[@hankkingsley9300]

I'm Southern and live in the south and I use some of these phrases nobody gets it I don't care I've modified it from Bobby Bittman how are you hahaha

[@capp00]

Just recently found this gem and can't stop watching. Finding it difficult to find later seasons episodes down here in Texas.

[@Gus_Chiggins]

Just watched season 1 on Hulu. It’s goooood

[@sixmantoronto]

Great Canadian comedic writing! Love it.

[@TheHedgehogGiraffe]

The way they play off each other is everything

[@Rusty.Shackleford5214]

So straight faced and monotone, absolute BADASS!!

[@JL-gh4jy]

I’ve watched seasons one through eight twice through now and still marvel at how great this first scene is.

[@lel1160]

honestly ive seen this a few times over the years and never had a clue what its been from but i cry laughing every time its insane

[@danielharris5661]

Letterkenny

[@AldrickExGladius]

All these years later, and "I'll never buy you a coke" is still the best ending!

[@danielmargolis3210]

After I finished the series I immediately started again from the beginning.

[@odds_bodkin]

This is still my favorite opening of any show I've ever seen.

[@mossyftb3524]

You guys are going on CraveTV! This is exciting news! Congratulations

[@stevenlong7112]

Hey y'all, I recently discovered these videos. Produce Stand and Cold Open are my favorites so far. Good Stuff.

[@jeremyogrizovich3247]

After 8 years this is still top 100 funniest things I’ve seen/heard in my life.

[@josephg3462]

And, not too long after, they became quasi-friends. The growth on this show!

[@spartan343x2]

"Oh come on kitten, I wont tell anyone"........brilliant.

[@MANTARD]

Best cold open of any TV series, ever.

[@DTyrannosaurus]

I could watch this every day for the rest of my life. Just this clip. Once every morning.

[@BrianFillups]

I told a friend at work that I'm obsessed with Canada then was suggested this channel. Time to binge every video on here.

[@themanonthewallgammairradi8763]

"I'll NEVER buy you a coke. " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amartinjoe]

oh this was really good! I see an iconic Canadian character in the making.

[@TheAnjelHarte]

the writing and execution of this is so goddamn fucking funny every time i watch it. the timing on not only the acting but on the editing is so choice god i love this

[@half_chub]

still one of the funniest videos i come back to watch every now and again