Cold Opens (Season 2) | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

You like cold opens? Well, we present to you all the best ones from the very first season. Includes the real reason Amy Santiago was late, and the answer to the question, is Holt wearing pants?
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[@joejoe9163]

"You're a genius" "Were both geniuses" *proceeds to almost drink tacks*

[@maxrichards3818]

Yes. That's the joke.

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Joe Joe But they’re truly smart...... sometimes....

[@BamM88]

You didn't miss that one . You're amazing

[@bencarron7751]

Whats a tack tho

[@benross5170]

Ben Carron idk

[@saradhie8268]

Rosa: "Wunch time is over" took you all night? Holt: shocked pikachu face

[@kristindionne3256]

Yyyyy y. Y. Y yyyyyou yyyyyyyyyyyyyiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiyyyyyiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Y it yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Y

[@lai17]

Wuntch*

[@bobjeff3863]

It’s surprised pikichu face

[@chairsmissing]

Andre Braugher is sensational, man. Who could anticipate his switch to comedy would be such a great and enduring success.

[@chairsmissing]

Not everyone can deliver deadpan humor like it's his second instinct. It takes some skill and (natural) talent to carry a role so effortlessly cool.

[@d3_sempai]

@Troy Staunton Leslie was the goat of deadpan. RIP

[@joeyc2517]

Neeks

[@10highsky]

I thought he was always a comedy man ?? Ever since his youtube vids

[@jadielemmanuel5514]

I guess it's pretty off topic but does anyone know of a good place to stream new series online?

[@waterywingz]

Scully really sold that thumb tac spit-age Now that’s an actor right there 🏆

[@jayofthep]

New 99 compilation?! HOT DAMN!

[@maxharrison5178]

This is gonna get a lot of likes 😂

[@greenthatsit1808]

I couldn’t watch it immediately because I was in line at the bank

[@jerkoffprofessionally6280]

😂😂😂😂

[@Fujiwara.Takumi1]

8:00 rosa laughing her ass off. Actual genuine reaction

[@siddharthghosh3963]

"Yes, I'll cover you!" "Thanks Dad! I mean Boss! "

[@xlsacredlx2666]

5:15 literally a cold open

[@anotherrandomcat6813]

The Hitman aaaaaaayyyy

[@renameagain5808]

ba dum pfsh

[@daniellecoley7380]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tristrambenedictcalleja1938]

Rosa laughing @8:02 priceless (even when blurred).

[@XtremeAlpha]

Oh shit didn't notice :P think that was a break :0

[@justanordinaryguy658]

0:08 too! I love it!

[@jackmaclean986]

Yes, this much everyone can agree on

[@NeddyMontz]

7:24

[@callanflanagan8706]

A laughing Rosa is a safe Rosa.

[@sophiew1454]

The most suprising part of the hot soup open was the fact that Gina could keep his no-pants-secret

[@lpsgirly1227]

Sarah . Just Sarah i mean shes an assistant and ig she does her job well sometimes

[@janhvirochwani5127]

Holt must have promised her some perk in return.

[@purdzlive4893]

0:09 Rosa is laugh smiling

[@map9898]

I fall in love with her 😘😘😘

[@ginnyweasley5812]

Is it just me who loves the way Wuntch says Rosa Diaz??

[@peraltiago7102]

Queen in the North I really don’t...I’ve always thought it was weird. You don’t think that?

[@ginnyweasley5812]

@@peraltiago7102 She says it in what I believe is the Latina accent(I may be wrong)

[@conychappers4197]

@@ginnyweasley5812 actually, yes, we have strong rs, hers is really strong tho

[@ginnyweasley5812]

@@conychappers4197 I see

[@Walkbi]

No it isn’t just you.....

[@user-ep4um4jt6u]

Amy destroying jake's monitor gets me everytime!

[@Ramboost007]

I love in when they do a squad salute in 9:38, Gina has a wrong salute

[@renameagain5808]

She looks like she is blocking out the sun😂

[@nandinishah1709]

Such a pure smile 1:22

[@staysikth]

6:25 the way roza carries herself. ooooooof. #melts.

[@MarcosVinicius-mp7xu]

I FEEL YOU, MAN I've never had such a gigantic crush on a character, AND I REGRET NOTHING

[@syednoorerasul]

*swoons*

[@kh7688]

"They're in my yoghurt, now it's personal" Terry loves Yoghurt!!

[@bobjeff3863]

Terry really loves yogurt

[@kh7688]

@@bobjeff3863 That he does, that he does.

[@joanne_gls8348]

Go back and rewatch the whole series but pay attention to Hitchcock and Scully when they're in the background.... thank me later....

[@spekalluke5739]

I caught one of them looking at Amy’s ass once lol.

[@user-fg3dz5kv7q]

@@spekalluke5739 Jesus Christ

[@benross5170]

Speckal Boii what one

[@spekalluke5739]

Ben Ross idk I think it was season 3 or 4 though

[@basakakkurt5535]

@@benross5170 obviously hitchcock

[@untidyecho9916]

0:07 EASTER EGG, ROSA JUST DID AN ADORABLE SMILE AND NOBODY IS TALKING ABT IT SO I WILL

[@magwitch]

0:08 can we have a compilation of every time Rosa breaks character and smiles?

[@duck4398]

‘So you want visual confirmation’ ‘Nope’ ‘DONE!!’

[@saradhie8268]

6:53 Amy's laugh is life

[@MayorOster]

Starting a diesel engine in -10 degrees

[@jaishishindana8344]

2:52 Captain Holt : Wunch-time is over. Boom! Did it. HAHA! I did both ways aha. No regrets. Jake : "I did it both ways. No regrets." title of your sex-tape. I just hoped Jake would've said that, damn it......🤣🤣

[@arnavkashyap8925]

A missed golden opportunity :(

[@bobjeff3863]

Oh god 😳😳😳

[@russelljohnson6267]

Absolutely a missed opportunity!

[@888Tadej888]

Is everybody really ignoring the boyle quote; i call her bianca because she's dark and thick like my first cousin

[@lpsgirly1227]

Tadej Skobe it’s pretty tame compared to other things boyle has said

[@varuntulsyan2558]

2:56 "No Regrets" That sass though!! Oof!!🔥🔥

[@ChaoticCobra]

The ants are in Terry's yogurt ... Terry hates ants and now declares war on them!!! 😂😂😂

[@ChaoticCobra]

@lex Robertson 😂😂😂

[@michirusato4651]

8:00 Stephanie crackin up

[@ds9113]

9:36 *intense look of disappointment* FREE CANDY!

[@princexjpf]

is it just me or is scully just super cute when he smiles? also 8:14

[@aarya9382]

Did anyone notice rosa laugh at 0:08?

[@untidyecho9916]

yes and now it is my everything

[@SPACEHARICE]

4:50 The camera crew from the office

[@aidenhuynh9590]

Why does it actually make me sad when Scully gets sad because they’re replacing vending machine units

[@patsypatootsie]

Stephanie laughing at 8:01 is such a gem HAHAHAHA

[@jacob_filmmaker]

0:37 One Of The Funniest Holt Quotes! 😂😂😂

[@T7S3A4T1M1]

I will never get tired of the Wunch time opener. Now that she is acting commissioner I hope to see more of her in the new season.

[@chanukyapavan7434]

1:28 only if they knew that was a fake birthday, everyone would've left NYPD for sure 😂

[@dontehh498]

The beard one is one of my favourite opens in the entire series

[@wren2406]

8:42 anyone else realise that the squad looked genuinely worried?

[@mxsdrago]

2:53 you can see the disappointment in jake's face

[@ebitoro4590]

MR GRAAAAPES Next cold open has Amy wearing a purple shirt

[@janedy101]

Did anyone else notice that in the last episode of season 3, Jake and Amy swap outfits? At the beginning Jake is in blue and Amy has a checkered shirt, and then in the last scene it’s the opposite! Hehe ☺️

[@fearitsblood3502]

At First i felt bad for skully when they forgot his birthday but then afterwards I thought you criminal Mastermimd

[@prajnahurday7662]

Scully is cute!! His smile is veryyy pleasant, like a grandpa 😊 Makes me smile as well.

[@tadhgshiels9322]

I wish I had season 6 on netflix NBC player wont work

[@lordticklepigs6152]

Its on sbs on demand, its pretty shit tho

[@tadhgshiels9322]

@@jonasmarkauskas452 im not the biggest fan of 123. It loads frequently when i use it

[@michaelamanie4797]

Your wish had been granted. It’s there

[@iromancostanti3282]

Im still wating on season 5

[@bruh-nc9cl]

"We're both geniuses" *spits* That was my thumb tack mug

[@adhipathis12]

Skully: Take me to the land of vending machines

[@dengueberries]

when Scully takes a sip of that thumb tack mug, his facial expression upon realising what he had done is fucking priceless

[@somegirlwhoplaysfortnitexd2889]

“I was only 70 seconds late” hmmm Amy u see quite calm

[@Walkout-xt7sq]

Somegirlwhoplaysfortnite XD 70 seconds

[@somegirlwhoplaysfortnitexd2889]

Walkout 6233 aha whoops

[@Aj-ex7pf]

best ever compilation on my birthday...... Hot Damn! I am 32.. Also notice, Terry didnt pick the phone at 8:35

[@MasterDebater.]

?

[@jameshenderson3013]

Galaxy Defence the phone is ringing but he didn’t actually answer. You can see it on the screen

[@manognasrinath8545]

Wunch saying 'Rosa Diaz' was awesome!

[@eusoumaris]

Look Rosa laughing in 8:00

[@iamtheone5049]

Yes the capital of Ecuador is Quito lmao

[@adwicked2695]

I miss the Tana tatataa tana tatataa ta tun After every one of these clips

[@indiantechbro]

Scully is actually adorable

[@charlesxavier_7106]

Has anyone ever noticed that when holt enters the break room he doesn't close the door all the way but in the next scene it's closed? Btw it's at 1:00

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

8:36 His phone is still in the lock screen.

[@razor4046]

The "Wuntch time is over, BOOM" had me dead right away

[@ainsleyharriottsspicymeat8909]

“Thumbtack mug, that was my thumbtack mug”

[@glorious_help]

They are all so good

[@payton-renee]

Jake: Gina hasn't take her eyes off her phone it two hours Ad: *so we're planning a wedding*

[@suzankadri729]

“It looks like you unclogged a drain with your mouth” 😂😂😂😂

[@namrathanambiar4672]

ROSA IS WEARING PINK!! ROSA IS WEARING PINK!!

[@Ethan-jh1ub]

Oh my god, they're in the coat. *THEY'RE IN THE COAT!*

[@user-qb6ub3zf5p]

He says HOT DAMN! in this episode as he says VINDICATION in episode 20.Paranoia in season 3 at the end😂😂😂

[@ThunFan06]

Season 2 bloopers. Especially the hot damn scene payoff 😏

[@petergriffinvaiphei9280]

02:52 "Wunch time is over. Boom! Did it. Had it both ways. No regrets!". That is a nice zinger. No wonder it took him all night.

[@combatstation3476]

0:07 Rosa is that a smile I see!

[@damonguyen6749]

You can see Stephanie laughing in the background at 8:01

[@coolaircon8872]

“Thumbtack mug, that was my thumbtack mug” lol

[@frostbite4826]

0 disslikes, you did IT man, good job👏

[@rikupv]

7:59 Look at Rosa/Stephanie in the background

[@VishakanSubramanian]

5:57 Boyle says he doesn't look like the poster guy, then proceeds to pose the same way😂

[@whataboutit8679]

Ooh I never noticed Sully and Hitchcock in detective outfits at 2:22. They look sharp!

[@rishant3157]

0:09 Rosa breaks here but i feel it's so natural, they don't even bother editing it out.

[@toanthlp]

3:35 I just realized that Amy said "not really" instead of "no"...

[@joshuawilliams49]

HOT DAMN!!!! LOVE CAPTAIN HOLT

[@musics4me]

Thank you! I forgot that this show was hilarious.

[@mcmcnair97]

MR GRAAAAAAAAAPES Underrated scene

[@Jaachi_Aaron-CJ041]

Andy Samberg is such a funny guy once you get to know him and I bet this will an epic proportion.

[@tanishkal5926]

"The capital of Equador is Quito"😂😂

[@hotdamndan9892]

Yeah, they just picked the best cold open for this compilation. Hot damn!

[@waterywingz]

All their cold opens are the best 😀

[@mnm7759]

Boom did it!! Had it both ways no regrets!!!!

[@Kaervek87]

You can totally see Diaz break around 0:07

[@cubaku]

I love how Wunch says 'Rosa Diaz'.

[@stejones9852]

0:24 - 0:30 is my mum when I come home late lmao

[@PoemProseSecondary]

This is brilliance.

[@vishnugupta5133]

I love the cold opens compilation. But I have one question. Why does the title mention season 2 but the description says "very first season"?

[@mrtobiasreiper4714]

Santiago makes such a cute voice.

[@RKH991]

"yes i'll cover you"😂😂😂

[@onEmEmbErstudios]

"Wunch time is over!" "BOOM! Did it!" Had it both ways" "No regrets"

[@angqlina]

I LOVE BROOKLYN99

[@tornadosouls4446]

scully's smile at 1:22 :"DDDDDD

[@a.t.3192]

6:11 See, I pulled a sneaky on ya

[@fuschiaknight1991]

Just noticed that Boyle holds an orange marker just like the oramge lollypop on the stranger danger poster. It's nice that they add little visual gags like that.

[@yess5605]

WUNCH TIME IS OVER HAHAH😂😂😂

[@PokemonPrince_]

4:50 lmao I love how Jake doesn't even mention that Amy legit just Broke his computer

[@tristrambenedictcalleja1938]

Mr Graaaaapess!

[@saiabhishek5228]

0:08 Rosa breaking charcter

[@gabetheblade7617]

Mister grapes 🍇🍇

[@exzacre]

I love b99