Cold Opens That Have Nothing To Do With Police Work | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@sebastienvondoom8615]

"The problem is you're thinking like detectives." "No, I'm definitely not." Underrated Scully moment.

[@g.g.3794]

Gotta admire the self-awareness

[@XavierBlackburn777]

Scully was for real here

[@saeriest]

i ran to the comments to see if anyone commented on it. its GOLDEN

[@DaddyjeeFF]

10:44 😂

[@josemaria8177]

What do you mean the Halloween heist isn't police work? What are you going to say next? That the Jimmy Jab games aren't a crucial part of police work?

[@riahru1160]

Ikr! The nerve of these people XD

[@jaaaryl]

*snorts*

[@harshrajbasant]

​@@jaaarylunderrated😂

[@DTI_GURLY_13]

THE AUDACITY

[@Xewtthame]

I don't know who has it but I will find it

[@TrevorCopter]

“THE FULL BULLPEN!” is the quote of the show! It’s funny, it’s silly; ultimately though, it’s an acknowledgment of Holt’s understanding, acceptance, and perpetuation of the 99’s personality and that is the true narrative arc of Brooklyn 99

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

I will always laugh at Jake’s need to prove he’s right backfiring, like with the soup and the secret Santa.😂😂😂 Also, Holt, Jake and Rosa achieving super speed from drinking too much coffee is great.😆

[@aaren_gaming]

man i wish i could rewatch B-99 with a fresh memory as if im watching everything for the first time (ive watched it 8 times over and currently watching bloopers and other related videos on youtube)

[@DoodleBrainStudios]

I’m just planning to wait like 10 years and then watch it again.

[@Zenn_Chan]

Jake is an UNSETTLINGLY good detective. Man really does deserve the title of genius

[@BeckyM2000]

11:31 Peralta yelling there's pigeon everywhere after it flies into fan in precinct is the best cold open😂

[@gekkogamer8740]

Question: Why did the pigeon flew into the fan?

[@DoodleBrainStudios]

@@gekkogamer8740becuz pijinz r dum

[@mrbrianandrewsmith]

"Wait, where are my eggs?" "In my belly." Holt straight up broke into their apartment and ate their breakfast. 😂

[@DoodleBrainStudios]

Not only not police work but illegal 😂

[@truepotential206]

Can you do a compilation of all 99 toilet convos 🤣 . Like Jake and holt when holt gets transferred to Public relations. Jake and Kevin when Kevin wants Jake to investigate gold coin at university. Hitchcock nd Skully discovering Jina s secret bathroom, catching a guy who filed false case on his phone being stolen etc

[@steady_94]

"Hey guys. I know something, but I can't tell you how I know." 😂

[@phousefilms]

Hitchcock:"I DID get Charl-les!" XD Holt:"Should we draw the names again and leave Jake out?" Everyone:"Yes!" Jake:"Noooo! Sherlock wants a present!" XD The slow motion from the coffee kills me. "And I'm stuck....I'm STTTTTUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK!" XD Jake: "The problem is, you're thinking like detectives..." Scully:"No, I'm definitely not..." LMFAO! The zoom ins and Jakes look of sheer disappointment at Charles "Diane Wiest Infection", XD "The FULL BULLPEN!" "Amy is my mom..." "What?!!!" XD Holt being in the bedroom and having eaten Jake's breakfast, XD

[@CanaldoPortador]

10:24 I know that the joke for us is that Amy is trying to get into the fun but that was actually a solid joke! Underrated Amy moment 😂😂😂😂

[@KeithFraser82]

22:28 Everyone else trying to get Gina to look up from her phone: *subtle psychological manipulation* Rosa trying to get Gina to look up from her phone: *AIR HORN*

[@leavemealone802]

2:03 the fact Scully gringed at his own shoes while sleeping

[@ploopyfudgewink9207]

That “you never trade 7 footers with 3 point range” is so real. It doesn’t get enough love ❤️

[@TheSB63]

You can really tell that they're american the way Jake is the best detective there and still doesnt have money on a constant basis

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

The suit case of Mystery 😂😂😂

[@andrewgagne5063]

I'm I the only one here who still wants to know what is in the suitcase.

[@Akkers24]

But what was in it Joe?! WHAT WAS INSIIIIDEEEEE!!!!!

[@KeithFraser82]

Sounds like a good title for a children's TV show. "This week, Jakey opens the Suitcase of Mystery and finds...a world where fish live on land! What a mystery!"

[@parryyotter]

The Dianne Wiest infection is literally my favorite line of all time. The stare and absolute silence that follow make me lose it every time.

[@JonesyBoy19994]

Same! I know it’s coming but it gets me every time! 😂😂

[@April_1606]

In "Jake and Sophia", Amy definitely informed Captain Holt that she will be late and that's why he knew the answer 😂😂😂😂

[@somedeadboi]

"if i dont make it tell gina i love her"

[@misterharris1135]

@3:20, Santiago would have called ahead to Holt to let him know she was running behind.

[@davidparker.2227]

Exactly. Very sus.

[@nymasuno]

secret santa deduction scene is severely underrated

[@irishladdie1500]

Did we ever find out what was in The Suitcase of Mystery?

[@nicholassande3323]

OK how is not listing the best cop movies not police work. Very important work

[@Loopie131]

24:17 the best Rosa reaction 😄

[@ReeKii]

the real mysteries i wanna know from b99: what's in that suitcase and what's in scully's basement

[@ZoeyKiritu]

Is Kelly his wife or his dog?

[@antoniojimenez7148]

2:52 just realized Captain Holy would’ve actually said something like “It’s 9:01” rather than “It’s 9am”

[@dave.the.destroyer]

THE FULL BULLPEN!!!

[@adam346]

"should we draw again and leave Jake out?"

[@DaddyjeeFF]

16:33 WHATT!?!?!?! 😂😂😂

[@DaddyjeeFF]

17:02 😂😂😂😂

[@Mbeteeeeee]

Being in the 99 is enough

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

I love that this or The office channels are still active

[@aryaa7334]

Day 67 of asking the admin to make a 'the squad using accents' compilation

[@aryaa7334]

It will be good annd professional ja? Its appears zat a crime has been commited en nowan vill konfez

[@primerex6935]

Like YEAST!!!!!!

[@Luka-u2o4d]

20:10 best cop movie of all time 😂

[@dercas79]

OMG....I forgot about the close-up face cam when Boyle was in the bombsuit...lmao

[@dpg154]

Amazingly timed ad stopped the video at 15:52 🤣

[@mike11h27]

“The full bullpen!” 😂

[@remainJD]

I still wanna know if Kelly is Scully's wife or dog😂 or did i just not pay enough attention 😅

[@Infernape1998]

16:38 If he said “mom” or “mommy” instead of “Amy,” it would have been hilarious.

[@BloodRaider99]

21:32 I translated what the old woman said and it was Russian and Babushka means Grandma

[@parryyotter]

You had to translate that? Really?

[@BloodRaider99]

@ I was curious

[@alecisback1]

15:57 holt reaction here got me 😂😂😂

[@MrSiLenTb88]

I don't care what anyone says, Charles Boyle is the best Character in all of B99

[@DoodleBrainStudios]

Without any other implication of what was in the suitcase, I want to assume it may have been the outfit Gina piked out for Jake.

[@surajgupta9808]

"If I don't make it, tell Gina I LOVE her!!"

[@SalKhayer]

"Like YEAS-"

[@Xewtthame]

We've had those for years

[@richard4cz]

18:00 Was Mr. Stevens arrested for something jeggings-related?😅

[@kingofrunescapepking]

Yeah, turns out wearing a reverse thong in front of a bunch of teenagers is a serious crime

[@Light-at-Dawn]

The beginning 😂😂😂

[@Xewtthame]

I had already been blinded on my right then they made me look like a version of who you were just talking about

[@MugenTheWanderer]

Each of these involves detective work

[@j-l-c-0088]

How does getting rid of Scully's gross shoes involve detective work???

[@pqfire0950]

If she loves robocop she'd love judge dredd 😂

[@Avaaator]

I love thsi

[@cadmet-p6t]

okay guys please help me. I looove this show brooklyn 99, How i met your mother, blackish but not friends the office....please recommend me such sitcoms I am super in need.

[@taysoud]

The Good Place

[@KeithFraser82]

You could try The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, that has somewhat similar humour to Brooklyn 99.

[@danielled8665]

Community. I guarantee you it'll be your vibe.

[@ZoeyKiritu]

Superstore is awesome

[@DaveoAU]

Kim’s convenience

[@Xewtthame]

Click on a group your in then click profile picture the three dots are on the right then get to the bottom

[@ZoeyKiritu]

This comment section has the best taste in comedy. NINE NINE !💪🏼

[@XavierBlackburn777]

The Halloween heist has nothing to do with work(scoffs)

[@professorg-smooth2873]

How is it in all their talk of best Cop movies and no one mentions Police Academy.

[@Xewtthame]

2 fakes on the floor the real invisible to the eye

[@Xewtthame]

Daaaaadeeeeee

[@Xewtthame]

Yes

[@Xewtthame]

They wont

[@Xewtthame]

Henrietta

[@Theofficialmaka]

Love this show forever!!!!!!!

[@Xewtthame]

Snickers? Try a Mars bar

[@thepriorstone4064]

Sorry but Gina def should’ve picked Rosa over Jake, HE barely knows anything about her and he’s know her the longest

[@Xewtthame]

Captain?

[@harshvardhanrai2823]

1 MINUTE AGO IS DIABOLICAL

[@Jeehaun]

Bet that cop feels REAL stupid now that Porzingis is an NBA champion smh...

[@Xewtthame]

And it was the original never give a fifty percent size bill out again search for magnifying glass

[@Xewtthame]

I have to turn our ⚛ back on

[@davicajohnson3744]

Yeast infection 😆😆😆😆😆

[@Xewtthame]

John

[@Xewtthame]

And then left

[@bromeethere]

If my police department dont have annual heists, I don't want it

[@user-cj6yk9mj8l]

😂

[@Xewtthame]

Angels with filthy souls?

[@Xewtthame]

Z?

[@CyanYvette]

I genuinely never understood why he decided to take off his pants ? 😂😂

[@orangegradient4309]

To have them cleaned

[@Xewtthame]

A prank

[@Xewtthame]

Your not

[@Xewtthame]

Oh he likes young girls

[@Xewtthame]

2 minutes or longer

[@Xewtthame]

GBP

[@william.white43]

im here far too early

[@Light-at-Dawn]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Xewtthame]

U.K

[@Xewtthame]

The f?

[@Xewtthame]

July,4,1776

[@levilevikoo3708]

Liiike YEEAST

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

It’s literally the office

[@Keraed]

It’s literally not though. Different filming style, entirely different premise, different humor style.

[@Xewtthame]

The f

[@YnBlack_Laurence]

Early

[@cameronelizabeth7665]

Jesus loves you 🫶🏻🙂✝️

[@YourHumbleNarrator]

And I keep telling him I just see him as a friend.

[@parryyotter]

Ew