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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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[@codesray]

None of these are surprising after how many times I’ve watched the show but they’re still iconic. It’s sad seeing Andre gone, his surprising cold opens were so great

[@hollymcdowell2865]

RIGHT?! But always so great and classic

[@Srenkhaksar]

Amen

[@MarquesLKing]

Thank you. That was said beautifully.

[@zararobnett8284]

They were originally surprising

[@genitalwarthunder8784]

“Because no one will ever believe you.” Holt knew just how to get into Jake’s head and I love it. RIP

[@TheRomanRonin]

One of my favourite lines ever in this series

[@XavierBlackburn777]

I still can’t believe Andre’s gone. Holt’s one of my favorite characters in the show.

[@AndroidNoir-L06k]

gone?

[@XavierBlackburn777]

@@AndroidNoir-L06k as in dead

[@violetwitch9948]

the fact that he die before Hitchcock and Scully surprise me....

[@XavierBlackburn777]

@@violetwitch9948 it surprised a lot of people

[@MatthewvMayo]

Ikr

[@zenemotive6162]

12:19 You can see Stephanie Beatriz laughing in the background which is actually very fitting for Rosa's character 😂

[@duffgirl216]

Hahaha I never noticed that before!! 😂

[@haydenyaboi546]

21:46 Stephanie Beatriz is smiling after Holt describes the Korean toilet ghost which is also in character for Rosa

[@001100AAAEA]

Ayy nice catch

[@BabyMoai69]

14:10 aswel 🤣

[@AJayAnswersYou]

Let's all raise a glass for the legendary, Andre Keith Braugher 🥃

[@nealjroberts4050]

Done. It's a Chilean Merlot. In the spirit of Dep Commissioner Holt.

[@Harmthuria]

🍻 cheers🥂

[@kevincanning3051]

An amazing human/actor/genius

[@animelover0032]

to the best captain ever 🍷

[@tonyj9203]

😢 I just now realized he played one of the angels from City Of Angels Starring Nicholas Cage.

[@theslyfoxgaming108]

Jakes “Do it harder” when Amy was twisting his wrist is hilarious to me.

[@Leodicaprisunknowsshit]

Same, their relationship is so adorable, I really want one like it, wanna find my own Jake ❤

[@tman1669]

8:16 Starts here

[@corvos3719]

@@Leodicaprisunknowsshitthe "the pegging worked" bit...

[@bengill4325]

“You’re crazy!! How did you pull this off?!” 🤣

[@saz19s8]

“Yes Kevin. They moved it a full half-inch”

[@ControlledChaos145]

Can we just appreciate how Scully always calls Jake “Jakey”🥲

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Poor Nikolaj got deeply traumatized that night.😳😅 Also, the Holt with the sprained wrist one is so deviously hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@MarkDomina-sb9rq]

Eh hem… it’s pronounced Nikolaj

[@nikhilanil386]

@@MarkDomina-sb9rq You mean Nikolaj?

[@sn-ru2vl]

​@@nikhilanil386 as in "Neekolash" 😅 however we pronounce it , Boyle will correct everyone 😂

[@mcpete912]

"Nikolaj"

[@ithrewthewonderbread]

22:06 “It’s true; I am.” Underrated line. I’m DYING.

[@mattygee6852]

I love that it cut to terry as well to distract you 😂😂😂

[@ShroomNana]

RIP Captain Dad ❤

[@Micheal_Mayor7592]

Who?

[@sn-ru2vl]

​@@Micheal_Mayor7592 Andre (captn Holt)

[@Micheal_Mayor7592]

@@sn-ru2vl Though so, and then looked it up myself. Sad that he died in the same age range as Robin Williams.

[@sn-ru2vl]

@@Micheal_Mayor7592 yeah...heartbreaking 😓

[@drishtijain2161]

I mean It's daptain

[@legospaceman4978]

I love Holt with the marshmallow because of the fan theory that he overheard the impressions and did it to mess with Jake. Also Andre's giggle is on par with Nick Offerman's.

[@jaylene.turner6524]

I still can’t believe Andre is gone. 😭

[@rejoyce318]

It's so hard to believe we won't hear his magnificent laugh anymore, except in videos like this. Of all the recent celebrity deaths, Andre's has hit the hardest.

[@rudyjuarez4535]

I finished the show yesterday. And remembering his passing hits the worst. He was a great actor. RIP.

[@choytangkad]

19:50 - 21:10 The whole FBP scene including the suprise Captain Holt’s announcement of Jake’s childlike feat..😂😂😂

[@corvos3719]

Amy acting so proud, too.

[@rejoyce318]

Thanks for including so many cold opens where Holt gets the final word.

[@Trenton461]

“Because nobody will ever believe you” will always be my favorite cold open. The only time I was ever legitimately caught completely off guard. RIP Andre.

[@olchik_kitejoy]

"Free candy!!!" After saluting like good mannered and smashing Boyle to the floor 😂😂😂😂

[@kanishkamoghe3376]

1:46 you can see andre braugher's cue to go into the room near the doorframe lmao

[@evilcritter]

I bet that AD was embarrassed.

[@hirkalarentarim2893]

And a few seconds before that, you can see him in the reflection doing mouth exercises. 😂

[@gabrielostrower8133]

10/10 show. Ive watched all of these a million times and theyre still good

[@alphaq3368]

I love how after their trip in Florida. Holt has fully accepted jake and raising his hand doing the full bullpen

[@YonekuniKyuhyun]

I am so glad someone put together the Cold Open with Jake's "stinky butt" signature and Amy's "anonymous" gift. AMAZING

[@missluna___]

I never get tired of rewatching this series. Had a hard time picking it back up after Andre passed but watching it has helped me process his death while keeping a smile on my face. Celebrity deaths never affect me most of the time but his death is one of the few that really hit me hard. Nine-Nine!

[@sn-ru2vl]

Girl..sameee😢

[@rhylin26]

“Noice somebody’s getting some!” “It’s true, I am.”

[@meisterigi007]

Holt telling Jake the hoola hooping class and then deleting the pictures, really shows just how much Peralta has rubbed off on him... haha

[@josemaria8177]

Pimento hiding in Nikolaj's closest traumatised a generation of fans

[@NeddyMontz]

9:23 - 9:25 *HOW?!* 💀🤣 I can't with Jake

[@albatrossjohnson]

Only reason "BONE!!" Wasnt in here was bexause it wasnt a cold open

[@charleskilgore2679]

The best moment of the entire show, though.

[@blackbankai0354]

I just realised Jake's crushing debt got worse when he ordered a round on him. Like a lot worse.

[@OllieDunn06]

Probably paid for in order to get him undercover

[@ellenevolyn_]

Same lol

[@ladyteddi]

​@@ellenevolyn_ it might have been covered by the fbi since he was undercover

[@emanuelosorio1196]

26:56 The greatest show opening Ever!!!

[@darkneon5637]

Iconic

[@Owenwithlotsofnumbers]

8:45 jake says "do it harder" I've never noticed that before

[@mattygee6852]

27:46 The cut between the look of suspicion to horrifying realisiation is even funnier to me 😂😂😂

[@Izzy_Miami_Planes]

"Oh my God, I forgot about that part." If you made it this far in the video, you know what to do... 👍

[@dewberrystar]

"BOYLE SAYS BOOM!" 😂

[@shinypikagaming]

14:41 I think this one is one of my favorite cold opens. For how often the crew get on each other’s nerves, it’s funny seeing them agree on missing the vending machine…

[@gricel107]

12:33 had me rolling. The stone cold look on Rosa’s face and Gina being unfazed was perfect.

[@Katiecutiepie166]

8:12 still funny to this day with Jake’s assumptions ending quickly, as well as him couldn’t get his phone out in time to record Holt break dancing.

[@stan283]

" Santiago, you will tell us, and you will tell us now. "

[@Marcelis]

HOT DAYUMM

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

Literall Chills is 😂😂😂😂 The Backstreet boys Criminal singing 😂😂😂😂😂 The best Secene ever 😂😂😂😂

[@cammel]

Rest in peace to our true captain dad🫡

[@TheMulToyVerse]

5:23 The anguish in that moan is just awesome… really committed to it

[@rogueguardian]

14:38 improvised on the spot and I wouldn't change A single thing about it. Great comedic timing from Andre.

[@madhatterzake3871]

26:40, wow that man is dedicated to his job. But that last part "Get back to work" had me laughing like a Hyena!

[@dukewindsorfineartstudio4789]

RIP Andre. Loved your stagecraft.

[@thesigma_andtheligma]

Peralta you failed your drug test, they found traces of cocaine and methamphetamines in your urine is the funniest open ever

[@Bluebell_47]

Best show ever. I loveeeeee brooklyn 99. I wish it never ended. NINE -NINE❤❤

[@anomolisagag2270]

8:25 they are still talking about the envelope, right?? because I almost spit my drink 🤣🤣🤣

[@YonekuniKyuhyun]

The face Holt makes when Jake spits in the trashcan 😂

[@maxwel1]

13:04 Charles said gobble gobble.

[@godwinrodriguez1012]

😂 It's funny when Gina throw a stapler on Charles 😂lol

[@jamesalan3450]

"hahahaa... you're crazy! How did you pull this off?!?!" Gets me every time.

[@vix_loves_worms]

You will be missed Andre ❤

[@MadMax-xq8gb]

Never gets tired of watching these......

[@XavierBlackburn777]

21:12 one of my favorite episodes in the show

[@connd9630]

Rest in peace Andre, aka Captain, aka Velvet Thunder. We'll miss you! NINE-NINE!!

[@TrueWrestlerFan]

Boyle is by far one of the best dads I seen on a TV series

[@himanshugarg3876]

Phil dunphy

[@adleranderson6797]

I'm still waiting for that third cold opening where Jake pranks a sleeping Hitchcock in the break room. Maybe Jake draws on Hitchcock's face and Hitchcock ends up choking on the marker.

[@rangerlove7]

I love how everybody gets in on the excitement of the FBP, including the janitor and the guy in the holding cell 😂

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

I love the fact that I can fully "lip say" the last one just because of how often I've listened to it

[@coffeeNTrees]

the full bull pen was a great holt moment

[@jesus3squivel479]

someone is getting some! Its true I AM

[@SaudePyter]

"Hey girl..." Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣

[@PULAG]

"Rrrat tuh tat tat Chuckie B with the Burner, regining hot fire!" Lol

[@nana_alderweireld_coys]

all the other ones, i laughed silently, but this part, literally made me LOL, why is no one saying about this part!🤣 also holt's unamused face at 24:59 and confused face at 25:24 🤣 i really cannot with this clip 🤣

[@PULAG]

@@nana_alderweireld_coys agreed. Holt face is the best ever lol

[@Phoenix-nl2ut]

Rosa breaking is the best.

[@gorigirl66]

Its been an honor, Captain Holt. You will always live on 🥺❤

[@theoldswitcharoo]

Boyle accidentally mimicking the pose on the pedo poster is very underrated comedy

[@LueXiong10]

“Oh Captain, my Captain.” 🫶🏼

[@jamiehill3621]

Rosa glanced back at it 0.09 😂 if I was Hitchcock I'd take that as a win lol

[@journeysa]

Shout out to Captain Holt having almost 400 emails and low battery. He's just like us fr.

[@gorigirl66]

Peralta's pranks on a sleeping Hitchcock are unexpectedly deadly. Also the Backstreet boys cold open will forever be hilarious and iconic 😂

[@Binks182]

I love the what after Jake fails his drug test

[@beatz99-ht8zi]

anyone notice rosa's name on gina's cup 6:00

[@donnahaynes138]

Good eye!

[@Satan-ub7we]

Rest in peace caption holt. You was and forever will be the best captain of the 99

[@Baybie40]

A Korean toilet ghost😂😂 forgot about that one 😂

[@RedRoninGM]

That Backstreet Boys cold open is legendary 🔥🔥🔥

[@AldrickExGladius]

Is it really a surprise if you've already seen it 1000 times? I miss this show!

[@hayfordsarfo1646]

as soon as i saw the title i knew exactly what cold open would start the video off

[@alexanderrupert4379]

15:27. I nearly choked and died on those salutes.

[@josh.thenerd]

love this show, great work on the show guys ☺

[@KuenYauSumFot]

“Do it harder” 😂

[@narukamishirou284]

14:01 I'd like to think the only reason Holt was confident enough and liking it is because Amy already informed him that she might be late from the bank and thus his victory is ensured

[@TRayTV]

How does Holt (of all people) not know the difference between a podium and a lectern?

[@vdoggydogg3922]

A podium is one product i get behind

[@Emiischka]

At 13:05 Boyle says gobble gobble, not gobble gobble gobble soooo Which one is it going to be Boyle?

[@godwinrodriguez1012]

Gina trow a stepler on Boyle 😂

[@lospollinos1978]

Oh Captain, my Captain

[@jackwhitaker3093]

4:28 that scream

[@saikik.2073]

" THE FULL BULLPEN!!!" No matter how many times i see it its still one of my favorite cold opens.

[@itsslex3179]

Holt when he puts Jake up saying the full bullpin kills me 😂😂😂😂

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

Monster in the closet 😂😂😂😊

[@francesbernard2445]

You know what is a good day for some of the rest of us in comparison? -- Realizing that after we ate a good meal then we feel dressed for the weather enough for to be enjoying a walk outdoors.

[@liamj2295]

8:46 Jake says....."do it harder"😂😂😂😂

[@kayghanvillanueva3154]

It is just me or is sergeant jeffords holding a clipboard in almost all of these openings?

[@Not_that_creat1ve]

8:45 "do it harder" LMAO STOP

[@anudeepmittapalli9689]

boyle says "BOOM" !!!!!

[@gauravsherke4127]

Oh! he thought the podium couldn't be moved 😂

[@eshaybah2343]

i love this

[@kamrynlaing2069]

7:43 he is so babygirl😭💘

[@MandalorianRevan]

Just three people wearing pants, no story here!

[@starpis17]

The best team ever. Genius Adam. Just sad Andre is gone 😢

[@---l---]

That's exactly what someone dating royalty would say. Also, great establishment shots.

[@chantellehartgen8855]

Rest in peace, captain holt.

[@ericpetteway3841]

That show was hilarious each character brought something to the table

[@nayanD69]

4:10 is just gold charles holding the orange pen and the irange candy in poster lol