Cold Steel Reserve All Terrain Chopper Beer & Sword Review. Drinking, Chopping, Wagner.

The Cold Steel All Terrain Chopper is a large machete (lawn sword) best enjoyed wearing Carhartt and drinking a 211 Steel Reserve beer. In this video art hipster short film, I talk about ergonomics, demonstrate poor drinking skills and more. If you like malt liquor and chopping things, you have a 10% chance of liking this beer and machete review. Other blades featured: Ontario 18" military machete, the Condor Tool and Knife Yoshimi Machete, and some Aranyik Stuff. Happy Black Friday 2018. Music: Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner.
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Bill Green Black can 211’s to start off the punishment. After 2 questionable choices will be made!!

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Had to save the best for last. Now I want to waste a lot of beer.

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Someone hated it already!

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I know... I should be more efficient!