Cold Steel Reserve All Terrain Chopper Beer & Sword Review. Drinking, Chopping, Wagner.

[@BladeHQ]

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[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

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I love you both

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[@tinman3381]

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[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thanks man!

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[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

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[@Cypeq]

I love reviewers like you who show true practical use of an item, like flaying your hands spinning and chopping at branches while under influence.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Like if not that, what are these made for?

[@Cypeq]

@@AdvancedKnifeBro exactly that 😂 there was no sarcasm 😂 10/10 content.

[@mr.joedirt8583]

I come back and watch this every year or two. It brings a tear to my eye.

[@jackfarmboy]

All out of bubble gum... i knew at that moment the level of AKB was gonna be turned to 11. Also did you notice the cool shockwave effect during the slow mo. Pretty sweet. Bravo man 12.47 out 9.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Yeah... I like the effect. I think it's the iphones autofocus feature. I can[t quite figure it out, but it makes it look cooler.

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If Joe Dirt's happy-I'm happy.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Me too!

[@Stahlwerk88]

I heard that Buffalo Bob guy stuck a road flare up his bung hole.

[@dudebroski9460]

Yes. I was tubing with some friends and we had a cooler of steel reserve. We all sat floating and drinking until we got to a shallow rapids area of the river. And we all stood for the first time in a few hours.... and just like that, ZANG, i was treated to a 250 lb buddy deciding to slip and slide down the rapids in just shorts..... from a run he supermaned onto slimy limestone rock shelf and water maybe 3 inches deep and went down the entire thing. On the other side he jumped up, bloody and red holding an inexplicable beer bong from the bottom of the river and a huge 2.11 grin....

[@GlowStick753]

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[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

The other channels have been bewaring for years now!

[@joshwussow57]

This is high art. Never has there been a better use for Wagner.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Wagner would love KZbin!

[@OUTDOORS55]

And they say slow motion is over used🙂 👍👍

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Not for this shit!

[@eliot1970]

This audio visual recording spoke to me, and it was gold.

[@mr.joedirt8583]

I just had to watch this again for the 25th time so I know my time on this planet wasn't wasted.

[@marshalllaw123]

Once the Wagner started, this ascended to visual poetry. Seriously. Like, I'm getting those single-tear-rolling-down-the-old-Native-American-man's-cheek feels. Remember way back when I told you about my Christmas wish and the tree and the wailing on thereof? In the deepest secret places of my soul I envisioned THIS!!! Except different... but I think you get where I'm going here. So anywho, how's Advanced Knife Baby 2.0 doing?

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

He's doing great man. Changed 3 or 4 poops already today!

[@jhanks2012]

Don't say "native American" lol that's liberal speak

[@simonpolglase9098]

I completely agree with you about the length of this chopper. It was bought for me as a present and I eventually cut the blade down, so now the blade length is a total of 18". It's much easier to use while clearing brush

[@brianmiller6055]

Fire, sharp things, and alcohol. Best video ever!

[@madmusial]

YES all the videos in the beer review playlist at work in a row.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I don’t think I have the Zima one in here. That’s an important one in the canon.

[@madmusial]

Caught that and already watched you sneaky bastard.

[@austinmurry4303]

As a card carrying Mormon I can whole heartedly get behind and endorse 50% of the products in this video

[@ebosspt]

Akb... Finding new ten minute ways to say, "it's just a flattened piece of steel with a sharpened edge" every. single. time. Brilliant. So so good... thanks, man.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

1055 steel!

[@ebosspt]

@@AdvancedKnifeBro The chopper or the beer can?

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

The carbon adds flavor!

[@ebosspt]

@@AdvancedKnifeBro So you're saying it tastes "carbon"-ated? :) #dadjoke_dontcare

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I got dad jokes!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

FIRST. BLACK FRIDAY.

[@stevenrobertson6656]

Well done bro !

[@TonberryShuffle]

That feels like cheating.

[@jangounbrained]

Yeah! New machete chopping and stuff Video! Now with slow-mo! Ten times more epic!

[@jangounbrained]

The Instagram Teaser really got me pumped.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Drink up!

[@BillGreen2]

Aww yeah. Steel Reserve is my go to whenever I am really broke, questioning my life choices, or feel I've done something wrong and need punishment. Usually all 3 at once.

[@frankiewaters3756]

Bill Green Black can 211’s to start off the punishment. After 2 questionable choices will be made!!

[@bucksorel6805]

It really sound like the 8.6 beer from the Netherlands that all homeless drunk drink here in France lol. I drink that 2 times a week sometimes it's a pleasure to drink a shitty beer that taste not so bad and is 8 degrees of alcohol 😆

[@zironemegeaz]

Words do no justice here. I'll simply say this might be one of the best productions ever created by man.

[@charlescollier7217]

"This one has a very nice sheath, but costs about $140. So...it's for the microbrew crowd who like chopping things in their back yard, like an insane person." - I legit howled with laughter.

[@Blutrunstigervampir]

More cheap beer reviews please! You get drunk and I get drunk and a laugh, it’s win-win!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Yay!

[@iccablob]

Wow. I was waiting the whole episode for you to chop the can and you did! You did an amazing job building the tension.

[@Born_Stellar]

wow hearing those prices makes me sad. the ontario and cold steel are both about 60$CDN. I just bought the 12inch ontario for 45.

[@enigmatika]

Whenever I watch your videos, it makes me want to get drunk. Not because your introspective humor makes me question my life choices, just because it sounds like a good idea.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Getting drunk is always a good idea!

[@13Hangfire]

*Knife Bro, I'm a busy man and I just don't have the time to watch a knife/sword review AND a separate beer review... Going forward I would ask that you respect my time and combine all knife/sword reviews with beer reviews. In order to save time, I am thanking you in advance!*

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I know... I should be more efficient!

[@sergioraygoza416]

Lynn Thompson would be proud. I hear he is the Chuck Norris of knife bro’s

[@b.l.griffith1745]

Another Emmy award winning knife review. My face still hurts from the 13 minute perma smile!

[@Phil-S8]

Your Cold Steel videos are the best knife vids on KZbin. Thanks for the laughs.

[@MrSurf247]

Poetry, pure poetry!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Roses are red im fukin druk

[@amhockeyclub9405]

Best Steel Reserve memory I have is pounding tall boys all night with an army buddy playing halo 2 in lovely Everett WA then walking to jack in the box at 1am to get food and getting lost 3 blocks away from our apartment. If only we had a Cold Steel chopper the night would have been absolutely epic.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

At least you remembered!

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[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thanks dude! I'm trying hard to keep up the quality!

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[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Me either! Thanks man!

[@CedricAda]

Well I think this may be one of your best, if not your best, blade review so far. Greatest job, Admiral Chucklehead

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I’m running out of classical music! Remember when you said the Survive! Crowd was the worst? It’s the original 110 fans. Every few days I get one like the one that started the video.

[@CedricAda]

Advanced Knife Bro ohh yeah I havent had the pleasure of them, yet! I should definitely do a video

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Yeah back then all knives were made out of brass, and if you don't like it you're a stupid millennial.

[@druno82]

The crescendo of elegance at the end

[@johnnygunz2300]

Uh wtf... Came here for a review and now my life has changed. You sir make epic videos.

[@youwild4432]

The art behind this video is breath taking! If it could be done...there should be 'Chop & Brew' taverns on every corner! Think about it! "Sir, what sort of chopper would you like to swing this evening?" - "Why - give me one of them Cold Steel All Terrain things my good man!" - "Excellent choice, sir!"

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[@trentonburbank9327]

The last time I had Steele Reserve was the first time I had it... rough, but no judgement if that's your swing. Also, matching Carhartt, don't think I didn't notice.

[@sethnicholls7861]

Best blade reviews I e ever subscribed to here, seriously hilarious and witty dry ASF perfect!

[@johnbowers9547]

Wagner, Beer and Cold Steel! Awesome review dude.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thanks man!

[@ZagorTeNayebo]

This is the greatest piece of art I've ever seen

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[@christamu2]

The next big ass Cold Steel folder needs to be called the High Gravity. Mmm ice Cold Steel Reserve.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

They’re really missing out on a limited edition collaboration.

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My favorite KZbin channel for morning shits

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Make sure you wash your hands!

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I was hoping to see clovis man cleave and I was not disappointed.

[@ChumpVice]

This is a great video, but I'm equally impressed at how well that machete was woodsplitting.

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I think Carhartt brown is now the official outfit for Advanced Knife Bro!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I like the look too. I don't know why this hadn't occurred to me before now.

[@joesustrikes4998]

I can just imagine food preparation with this thing

[@mrmacman2u]

I've never laughed at a knife, or beer....... knife & beer... (Beife? Knier?) review before, but I did this time! Brilliance. Thanks so much for doing such fantastic work!

[@grumpyoldwizard]

Heh, bro...Zombie Tools make a $300+ version that is the same size as this monster! It’s a great branch trimmer as well as Zombie Whacker! (Ya, I have both, one I bought when the Zombie craze was on, another cause I like big Cold Steel Machetes). That’s pretty neato, a $20 version of a $300+ zombie whaler!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

If more zombie tools were in my budget Right now, I’d hope on it. My Vakra is used all the time.

[@johnnorris7384]

Iam proud of u son ...lots of beer and sharp weapons....

[@darksi226]

Lost it with the jump spin! Bamboo and pumpkin carnage! Good call on pouring the beer on you to mask the piss smell. Great vid bro!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Deer piss, obviously.

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[@TheKnifeJunkie]

As always, kick ass review about important stuff! I love how you employ focused shots in your videos.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I like how the bar for KZbin is... at least it’s in focus!

[@TheKnifeJunkie]

Advanced Knife Bro not to be a jerk about the focus... I really dig other elements of your reviews as well ... you obviously take time to write and edit.

[@13irishsailors]

That..was..beautiful..pure art.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thank you!

[@austinmurry4303]

If they made a superhero movie of you starring as a the flawed protagonist, I'd watch it.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

My only flaw is I cant do nothing right

[@maxwellmortimermontoure7274]

So many steel Rez stories. Been sober 8 years for a reason.

[@oxman1800]

If you disliked this video then you are quite obviously taliban.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I agree!

[@MaxVroomfondel]

Praise the Lynn that was the most manly display of wanton chopping I ever did see...

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Lynn be praised!

[@Mr4Brown]

This was so good I got a little misty watching it. Bravo.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thanks!

[@lacanian_lifter]

Basically the Aragorn of the KZbin knife community in those slowmos vs the evil pumpkin

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

My daughter wondered where the 2nd pumpkin on the porch went.

[@ramonvelasquez8431]

Aweome to listen to some Wagner while seeing someone chopping with some massive machete. That's what we expect from a knife channel! :D

[@rottentacocheese]

ive just found my new favorite review channel. 😂 im dying. white lightning and corn flakes.

[@emkultra8]

we all know the real reason of what the all terrain chopper is made for. we love it

[@beaupoopoo256]

......Maybe you should consider reviewing BLOCKS of steel instead of STRIPS of steel

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Instead of batoning I can just crush everything. I like this idea.

[@arizonapancake349]

This... this is why I'm subscribed. Cold steel and beer (if you can call it that). Plz... more.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Beer for people who think razorblades are too smooth drinking.

[@mattg2935]

That 5 iron shot and sound at 12:19 was like something from Caddyshack. Its...its in the hole!

[@dasklingenspiel4089]

Probably the only way to review a Cold Steel All Terrain Chopper without chopping up hanging animals!

[@AardvarkAdventure]

Perhaps not the hero we need, but certainly the hero we Steel Reserve.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

If Joe dirt wasn't pinned, and BladeHQ wasn't next in line because I'm a corporate shill- this would be pinned.

[@veraxis9961]

Quite possibly the greatest review on your channel. At the risk of being that dude, has anyone ever said that you look a bit like Mark Hamill in a few shots in this? That might just be from the Wagner giving me Star Wars vibes, though.

[@304MTodd63]

Strangley satisfying

[@stevenrobertson6656]

Monumental review Bro....epic blade, A Clockwork Orange poster and beer !

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

It's my framed record.

[@Nutinwrkz]

Holy crap... My life will never be the same. Best knife review evahhhh!

[@runrin_]

i was surprised to see how easily it split that log being as thin as it is. must be mostly your raw strength that did it.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Pick one with straight grain and hit it at a 90 degree angle.

[@sloanosborne1136]

i gotta say i love the way your mind works man! keep up the awesomeness!

[@stephenravenscroft3636]

Some sweet Clockwork Ultraviolence there .. Alex would be proud. 👍

[@Dorachagi1]

Best machete/shitty beer crossover review video I've seen today

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

And KZbin is full of them!

[@dandelorme7646]

Awesome! Glad to see that pumpkin finally got what it deserved.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

That rotten pumpkin had it coming. Literally.

[@bradleyh8044]

This review needed to be made.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

And we can all die happy!

[@billyprendergast6631]

Another excellent"informative special" vid.Is that Ganja or wacky backy you were chopping up.Do you work as a Ninja for the DEA.Full sure I saw a throwing star on your accessories belt to give them their proper name Sherry- Kens.That's my new favorite EDC one strapped to each leg.I'm very condescending,that means having to explain stuff to people.Drop over that toothpick and I'll give it a bit of a sharpen Sensi Ken Watanabe.That was the music from 633 Squadron,great movie.

[@36reapergrim]

Where has this channel been all of my life?! 😂🤣

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Waiting for you to make this comment!

[@lonewolf597]

U R awesome. As long as we are reviewing beers and blades, what about the Buck 112 slim select and a comparable less expensive american beer. Thanks.

[@Stahlwerk88]

lonewolf he just reviewed 3 different versions of the 110, it’s probably safe to say his thoughts on the 112 variants would be about the same, with a passing consideration for the slightly shorter blade.

[@shaunmcgowan827]

The climax to the alcohol abuse was just Epic!

[@corymergo4223]

I drank two steel reserve 40 oz one time...that’s all I can really remember. But work wasn’t great at 7am the next morning.

[@mattg2935]

Slow mo and Valkyries...classic

[@johnsun3854]

I like this idea of pairing. Pairing a knife, or AN AX... with a drink.

[@backwoods_barbarian4134]

This is the second video of yours I’ve watched and it’s amazing. Steelie wheelies!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

What was the other one... I can tell you if they all get better or worse.

[@backwoods_barbarian4134]

Advanced Knife Bro the Hamms beer review. Have you done one on High Life yet?

[@BillGreen2]

Epic chopping montage at the end, btw.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Thanks man!

[@13bravoredleg18]

Lynn Thompson Approved!!!🔥⚔🍺👍

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Praise the Lynn!