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[@DolanDarker]

Wait, Max doesn't actually hate women? Unsubbed

[@DolanDarker]

@Breloum Impossible

[@RJz-gp2wx]

You remind me of the popular gay youtuber, Dolan dark

[@shane2044]

B

[@dogemcw]

Preach brother,

[@PingEditz]

Damn

[@BeauMiles]

Dudes, Let's make this happen. You fellas are loose, but I reckon I can tame a conversation or two to fit. Thanks for the kudos. Nice knits.

[@carlzarate6216]

Ayeeeee I can’t wait to see this

[@TheCraycrusher]

You all better upvote this mans and get him on the podcast

[@louiswoollams4463]

Wooooooooooooooooooooo I'm fucked

[@dezeman8062]

Yoooo Beau don't mind me I'm just stoppin by to say you are the reason I've been running the last couple of months. Funny to see you here

[@louiswoollams4463]

This is my Christmas wish to make this happen, merry Christmas eve

[@strawberrycheesecake7706]

“How’s this for something racist-“ “Love you baby boy”

[@abner9404]

Racist

[@modeloman7216]

And I took that personally!

[@Matteishxd]

When Chad and Swagger laughs at the same time, it sounds like a bunch of dolphins

[@kyleplant887]

“Can I get banned for that?” “No, you’re verified. It’s just an opinion” Pshhh

[@Cyalide]

Cold Ones is literally the best gift for the end of this year

[@danagreen6086]

You heard of belle delphine?

[@quinnamber1211]

@@danagreen6086 Amen 🙏

[@itsafish4600]

facts

[@greasy1]

true

[@MagicPrincessSchool]

Holy shit, Y E S

[@elijahpollack]

Chad: “9/11 was ten years ago bro”

[@meateor6841]

Bruh

[@Fursten]

So was the bombing of Baghdad, however, civilians still die every day in Africa and Middle East in conflicts caused by instability partly created by the U.S.

[@saladcuck855]

@@Fursten epic

[@Angel_Yamma]

@@Fursten Epic

[@andrewarriaga2787]

@@Fursten epic

[@gamingsoundfx]

Egg-grog™️

[@big_man_on_the_scene]

why is this top comment

[@ChrisPBacon.]

gaming sound FX

[@goblin6037]

Carbon

[@me.cheesecake785]

Why is it Trademark

[@kenkyo9045]

Holy shit is it really you?

[@ChosenArchitect]

That dad joke tho

[@Mazdean.]

@@fartsoundeffect5013 wtf lol have some restraint man he didn't do nun

[@guigo6892]

@@fartsoundeffect5013 that seems personal

[@Fxwks]

@@fartsoundeffect5013 looks like he has 399k more subscribers than you. :)

[@israelcortez2485]

@@Fxwks math

[@kodesoffice3836]

Didnt expect to see you here! Love your videos man!

[@jvlian02]

“9/11 was 10 years ago bro” -Chad Roberts, 2020

[@bassproscott]

Never forget 9-11-10

[@Spongus777]

SwaggerSouls voice makes him sound like he's constantly saying the punchline of a joke

[@MagicPrincessSchool]

Fax

[@Mossy-yk2cr]

Ikr

[@roymata3649]

Underrated comment

[@CandyBag]

Am I the only one who finds it cringe as fuck

[@crank1587]

This is the most accurate description of his speaking mannerisms I’ve heard

[@orchid34]

im scared that when max’s teeth turn straight, he will too

[@danfontaine8179]

Wait he’s gay?

[@marak_]

@@danfontaine8179 obviously

[@danfontaine8179]

@@marak_ nah, you can be effeminate and be straight

[@cudanhn7021]

@@danfontaine8179 hes straight

[@PolumbiusTheThird]

@@danfontaine8179 its a joke bro ha lol r - wooshe!

[@llortaton2834]

"Weed helps with my anxiety, but at the same time, it doesn't." - Every Stoner Ever.

[@peborger]

@James Dube but at the same time it doesn't

[@xhalgr]

chew peppercorns to quickly reduce it, eat a mango to amplify it

[@tysaber5823]

@@peborger same. u read my man

[@tysaber5823]

mind

[@s.sterling6685]

@@peborger I've just stopped completely and have started putting up with the anxiety. smoking makes me weirdly depressed

[@baconwithmoreeggs7938]

25:55 I legit thought smoke was coming out of Swaggers eyes here for a second

[@moranimon]

What actually was that?

[@baconwithmoreeggs7938]

@@moranimon Pretty sure he was vaping

[@xilepelota5999]

Lmaooo

[@Sathtana]

"You have to understand that you have a support structure around you" DUDE OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING SWEET.

[@aestheticKio]

Does anyone understand how fast Max would be trending on Twitter if he actually posted the “Just filmed a video with the whole gang” tweet lmao

[@tp4883]

oh hell yeah bruh

[@det.pinkstink775]

Max didn't wanna do that to us or himself lol

[@notoliv1129]

timestamp?

[@jacobduncan6175]

@@notoliv1129 watch the video

[@notoliv1129]

@@jacobduncan6175 thx

[@YokaiOvGore]

Fitz * does the cuties tweet* Also fitz “nah i dont wanna lie on my twitter” 👀

[@megkrish7568]

Lmao🤣

[@soup9191]

*how's your sister?*

[@Poliswag7]

To be fair he was probably a lot more drunk by that point

[@ravenkliff]

Hearing COVID talked about in the past tense is a weird feeling tuning in from the United States of Uncontrolled Spread

[@ThePersia450]

For real huh?

[@opheliarosewood7847]

Ya seriously, feels bad man

[@afuckingblackhawkhelicopte5203]

more like the divided states lol

[@kl657]

F

[@leejk3926]

@@FatfighterXD1 it's what you get with Tories who are only concerned about keeping the economy rolling so they don't lose money.

[@theplug5660]

5:29 how do swagger and Chad laugh the exact same way

[@kirby7327]

Bru

[@pual3926]

they sound like kookaburras

[@zachhartman1045]

I love how Fitz just leans into the memes about him

[@hughjanus3395]

Not that hard when the meme is basically "I get tons of pussy"

[@peachbunnys01]

Well yea it ain’t hurtin him he’s the one who got the girl

[@mmmscrumptious8247]

3:56 lol did Chad's dad literally just call him asking if he wanted to smoke weed with him when it becomes legal in australia? 🤣🤣🤣

[@t-ricx4589]

I think he said acid

[@SilverJavelin]

@@t-ricx4589 I don't think that's any better

[@MikeyLikey95]

@@SilverJavelin Don't knock it til ya try it.

[@leonbelmont4028]

@Dylan Stewart that sounds terrifying...how do you guys not have a heart attack after going on these trips ??

[@magiccheeto]

@Dylan Stewart A dose that strong will have you out of it for at least a day. Or your brain juices are extra susceptible. Or it wasn't acid and you got your moneys worth with whatever that was

[@rockyurt6507]

How is Chad's dad more Australian sounding than an American commercial for barbecues

[@addiemarieruhome]

Chad comes from a long line of stereotypical Australian Blokes

[@cqb1494]

What?

[@lafudge2929]

@@cqb1494 Look up a commercial for outback steakhouse. Edit: For example kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWXYkoh-e517d7s

[@GeneratedPerson]

@@lafudge2929 that ad is terrible

[@tilipitappio]

Maybe because the accents fake or toned down in american commercials and Chads dad is an genuine aussie

[@SKard_ECS]

"Dm me when you're 18" didn't know carson wrote for this

[@Thremtie]

too soon dude, too soon.....

[@ZigZurgler]

BRUTAL

[@GGReyes-oc3kp]

That was good. 😂

[@billiam7412]

@@Thremtie nah

[@GGReyes-oc3kp]

@@Thremtie Not soon enough.

[@Nae_Ayy]

"Ryan is the peer pressure king" but of an understatement innit

[@t77break]

Oh fuck finally, something to take my mind off of the agony for 35 minutes hell yea

[@doctapeppur1900]

Nice profile pic bro ❤️

[@charlesfrazier2371]

Look at all these new faces

[@thatguynamedblaze_]

Faces

[@yoimimportantdude7056]

Not to be super invasive or anything but whats on your mind mate?

[@charlesfrazier2371]

@@yoimimportantdude7056 fax its all love, we gotta talk abt our internal struggles and feelings bc thats why guys die like 20 years sooner bc we cant admit a puppy looks cute (bill burr joke) but we got ur back tay 🤝

[@cringekid4193]

This year might be shit but this podcast still gives me hope for 2021

[@Jundundler]

Same dude

[@niceonegary1319]

I’ve never read a comment that I can relate to as much as this

[@averagedash9627]

cheers

[@Alceste_]

"Hope" really isn't exactly what comes to my mind when I watch these guys, but yeah. sure. why not. :')

[@carsonharkleroad9623]

Oh honey, I’m so sorry.

[@maxman1244]

i died so hard when his dad didnt even friggin second thought the heroin

[@charliebear381]

Fitz lowkey became the host out of nowhere.

[@mogpoghjc]

Right lol

[@collinalvarado1462]

21:20 he makes a joke about it

[@bk_wasian]

25:56 The moment Swaggers soul leaves his body

[@Jetpeggy]

Chad, You have the voice of an angel. A very alcoholic and dysfunctional angel. But an angel none the less.

[@boboli509]

every time you pop a top, an angel gets their wings

[@rabbitwanter]

wow what a coincidence i made food and then refreshed youtube and this is up. happy holidays cold ones i love you

[@legendscleaningservices4587]

Lit

[@rabbitwanter]

@@BritPaun love that :D i made some microwave rice hahaha

[@jmlr12]

bruh same. got my bagel ready

[@theCUMpodcast]

Same

[@ItsALaughYT]

I didn’t make food but I got high right before lol

[@outdoor_landon]

I'm not sure how I feel about max straightening his teeth. Its kind of a staple

[@ThePoosebaby]

let's petition to get his teeth fixed back to original

[@Tenems941]

@@ThePoosebaby I do not want to petition Max to bite the curb

[@ilovesmelling]

@@Tenems941 NOOO LMSFJKS

[@BrucifyMe]

I'd really like to see these four together again soon. Swagger and Fitz' mellow dynamic perfectly balances the much more chaotic nature of Max and Chad.

[@ifuckinghatehumans]

Love how Chad's dad was completely unbothered by the heroin comment.

[@samcallanan3633]

I remember being on twitter figuiring out there was some shit going on between the misfits and you guys because Fitz became active and tweeted weird shit same with swagger and then you boys

[@pbox1]

Last time I was this early max still hated women

[@MaruchiSan]

Literally was just thinking I had nothing to watch and then y’all come through for me

[@DiegoMartinez-qd1iv]

same bro

[@Alceste_]

exactly

[@saulbooth4384]

"let's put a bat in the soup again, it will be funny" love me some chad

[@christinanovelle]

I like how when fitz asked for advice to swagger on how he can improve his life, swagger had an immediate response (and the response itself)

[@Shabu10]

Chad singing opera is the classiest thing I've ever seen on this show

[@DACFalloutRanger]

Watching this hungover as fuck, like god intended

[@toohigh8872]

Same bru

[@peterpimmelmann3330]

im on acid right now

[@cudanhn7021]

@@peterpimmelmann3330 bro what are you seeing

[@spankymcanus999]

Straight up

[@peterpimmelmann3330]

@@cudanhn7021 everything is moving like its alive, flowing. straight lines bend, things look very organic. just staring at a blank wall becomes interesting. its funny

[@robmemeoverlord6399]

Man swaggers face mask thing is either the most unsanitary thing on earth or the most sanitised thing because of the amount of alcohol he dabbed on it.

[@marcosenarosa4877]

Fitz and swaggers first cards are quite ironic for carson

[@topgoose4818]

Misfits and cold ones are literally the only podcasts I enjoy, naturally, when theyre together its even better

[@zanelemley]

A year late to this comment but LITERALLY THE ONLY PODCASTS I CAN LISTEN TO

[@aquawrld]

Missed out on asking fitz how many women he has obliterated

[@andrewarriaga2787]

I was expecting something of that

[@neophobia404]

fuck fitz honestly, my poor boy carson

[@biggrocc19]

@@neophobia404 dude who cares. katerino obviously wanted a guy who could break her back and Carson just wasn't (and will almodt certainly never be) that. shit happens literally all the time irl

[@L1vingAshlar]

forsenCD

[@aquawrld]

@@L1vingAshlar my man

[@user78324]

Max looks so suicidal in this one

[@losdosloquitos4223]

He does

[@boaz08]

I feel like he's just wasted as shit 😂😂

[@zachminyard]

"man i'm glad covid is over" Me: screams in American

[@tomfoley1401]

Spoke too soon don't you worry

[@Angels510]

I thought yall said it was a hoax

[@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx]

@@Angels510 why are you saying yall if you're not american

[@north2737]

y’all

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx little known fact perhaps but other places also shorten you all to yall or yous.

[@J233-g3u]

I miss the “Good old days” with flirty Frank and Ian, but without that coming to an end we wouldn’t have got this podcast and more importantly... The idubbbz squirrel videos

[@MartX111]

let's be honest i would trade cold ones just to see them get drunk and vomit everywhere once again

[@GGReyes-oc3kp]

Gotta love those squirrel videos.

[@gravyhippo]

They were the ultimate crew. When together, they are invincible.

[@aniyilator]

Its an allegory for growing and maturing

[@guyfieri148]

@@aniyilator but... But.... Muh papa Franku Nah jk, they're all doing what they feel is best for them, I just wanna see joji on one of these tbh

[@beanben1135]

I fuckin remember when Chad tweeted about heroin and was so confused

[@djoenta2384]

same man i kind felt like it was a joke tho

[@misteruncanny]

I remember seeing the cuties one a while back and now I have context for it

[@koikarppa]

11:00 Have to appreciate Max for not breaking our hearts

[@boomrangyt]

I respecc

[@Neckariio]

bruuh im high af watching this. and when swagger blew his vape out his eyes 25:55 shit was like wha.

[@Angels510]

The speed at which Mrs. Roberts defused her boys’ racial meme shows what a great wife and mother she is. Pretty wholesome

[@jdhshuajfjueudhbd6227]

She's not a good mother, her and chad killed a litter of puppies with exhaust fumes when he was young. They are fucking disgusting people.

[@daintyfisherman602]

@@jdhshuajfjueudhbd6227 what

[@nickchicher1118]

@@jdhshuajfjueudhbd6227 that’s just as bad as someone buying some burgers

[@auraicarus]

@@jdhshuajfjueudhbd6227 what

[@jdhshuajfjueudhbd6227]

Go to 14:00 on "loser reads hater comments 5" from filthy Frank, he says some disgusting things

[@darrentj8887]

This, explains a lot about my twitter feed

[@BMW_329]

I love how Chad's dad doesn't bring back up the heroine after Chad says don't worry.

[@NateIrvo]

Tripped me the fuck out when Swagger started breathing smoke through his mask @ 25:55

[@IRantweekly]

Love how there wearing sweaters and making it look like a snowy Christmas when dam well it be 40 Degrees out side for sure.

[@TheoHiggins]

"After COVID" Meanwhile London is in lockdown because a new covid strain is blitzing through the southeast :)

[@ekmad]

Government lied on that one. This "new" strain has been about since September.

[@camerono.3183]

If it makes you feel better it’s basically not worse it just spreads faster sadly.

[@starfatinum9244]

🙂

[@olli9147]

My favourite quote from this episode: People’s nans are still dying, it’s kinda their thing - Fitz, 2020

[@jol5201]

I genuinely enjoyed this episode. It was wholesome funny, had some mad facts in it and all four of y’all kept it real. I’d like to see one of these again sometime

[@EdlixYeet]

can't believe the year has already passed, Pimp Chimpin to 2021

[@homeboyswantyou]

Literally couldn't be happier to be here this early. I love you guys, thank you for making 2020 more tolerable.

[@jonathan2939]

dam they predicted callmecarson talking to those 17 year olds

[@jacobwatson523]

That’s why I was thinking lol

[@kennymtfh8701]

Its because they already knew lol everyone around him knew for a while before it went public

[@koekie7003]

ye, I think its blown out of proportion tho

[@seeshure1545]

@@koekie7003 Of course it is, people are acting like he was a 35 year old man. Dopamine starved kiddos just love the drama.

[@AnOrbitalCat]

@@seeshure1545 the problem was the power dynamic. Carson had a lot of influence over his fans and knowingly abused that.

[@Mezzy..]

I love when chad's face twists when he laughs like a seal lmao

[@thundercatvstheworld1855]

Fitz was speaking mad fax so many influencers speech so hard they all feel the same.

[@Luk3r]

shout out to chad's dad for reacting to the mention of heroin by suggesting they take acid together because he saw it might be legal in some state. legend

[@fatman2486]

So crazy rewatching this and them talking about covid

[@mariahgreen3767]

It’s funny how fitz tweeted that one saying “I’m taking a few years off I hope you understand” and now he literally hasn’t posted in 2 years😂

[@EtopiaCA]

Good riddance tbh

[@JustAnAcoustic61]

He hath returned

[@NomadVevo]

I wanna see chads dad on misfits podcast he's gotta have some good drug stories

[@kashmir311]

no one could figure out what the fuck he’s saying

[@ThebigNut]

I can’t wait until we get a jschlatt cold ones episode

[@wehoo12000]

I was just about to fucking comment this

[@reshirman]

I think Jschlatt doesn't drink

[@griffin7295]

you took the words I was about to type. We are out here... waiting...

[@butterlove1605]

@@reshirman The Pope won't let him.

[@wetrag]

Oh to get schlatt on the podcast. Would be wonderful

[@username9506]

this episode was weirdly wholesome and nice

[@jw-yo5lp]

Somehow the funniest part of this is that chads parents still love him after ALL the shit he’s put on the internet

[@joshstevens5737]

18:44 They make me appreciate their relationship a little bit more.. Finding a friend that is that intuitive is hard to come by lol - also I'm plastered

[@raff174]

they didnt even ask any questions lmaoo

[@lucasstambaugh4525]

This is all I wanted for Christmas

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

I remember seeing Max's "I hate women" tweet and thinking what are they up to now? I didn't think twice about any of Chad's 🤔

[@hayden1359]

6:31 oh the irony Callmecarson

[@user-uh9sf5sg3n]

Yes Also i didn’t want to ruin the no of likes on this comment so here’s a like as a comment

[@rileyholiday5017]

33:44 swagger preparing to inform everyone nutmeg has cyanide

[@MetalNG]

Is that my homeboy of the holy crusade swagger souls ?

[@unitempt7975]

Souls that are swag

[@KidKusU]

I feel like there are 4 hosts in this Podcast.

[@mateotapia8884]

This was like a different kind of wholesome

[@fungusthe3rd624]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how good the lighting and filming is, it’s so gorgeous

[@cu_t]

18:56 wholesome 19:12 super wholesome

[@TylerMcKinney]

"I didn't know these were reward cards" lmao

[@BarfyMan_362]

“After covid” 😩 cries in American

[@lekis873]

Eh you don't have that bad compared to my country...

[@Riley-sx6tz]

@@lekis873 fairly sure America has it the worst

[@SteelxWolf]

@@Riley-sx6tz yeah tends to happen when both sides of government wanna play games.

[@Yom_Bristol]

'reee muh freedum wearing a mask is the govt enslaving us'

[@camerono.3183]

Cries in UK

[@taureese]

0:00 is no one gonna mention that Chad can be an Italian church singer

[@nuke5231]

Love you guys, you’ve given me the feeling of brotherhood with your content And it’s helped me so much keep it up

[@panthastaa34]

"It was 10 years ago bro" my stoned ass: tries to calculate how long ago 9/11 was

[@musicnationpianos7787]

Swagger looks like he needs sleep. He looks sleep deprived.

[@maks_____]

Please do another one with the supermega boys, this was fucking genius wow

[@iwantmygarlicbread]

@@fartsoundeffect5013 i see you everywhere lol, not have anything else to do but hate?

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

@@fartsoundeffect5013 they were technically in a camping video together so

[@C_Error404]

You guys should have nakeyjakey on the podcast sometime!!

[@corymartin1162]

33:24 Chad: "We'll get fresh cups" Assistant laura in the backround: "We?"

[@spwicks1980]

That look would have stopped a clock!

[@davisjphotos]

"Are these ordered.. in a specific way?" "Nah" 😂😂😂😂 They really did my man Fitz like that lol

[@TheGoatTamerFTW]

LMFAOOO When Chad starts going off on his favourite youtuber and Max just has a thousand yard dead man stare like he's heard him talk about him a million fuckin times 23:51

[@wyd_marco4107]

Should've asked Fitz how Carson was doing lmao

[@jennawalton2507]

this didn’t age too well

[@officialpornhublover6191]

Yeah lol

[@bensonboyz633]

How the hero has fallen...

[@metromelody18]

It is awkward to see fitz there he’s more like meh youtuber now.

[@ronaldbernik7357]

Do people really care about that anymore?

[@thealaskanforever]

Saying you’re not addicted to weed, but doing it everyday, and not being able to quit, is being addicted.

[@freshavocado4755]

Or u just like to smoke weed. These guys are rich and live comfortably, they don’t have to stop if they don’t want to. I get weed once a month and smoke it all consecutively for 4-7 days. Doesn’t mean I’m addicted I just like to smoke. U most likely go on KZbin everyday are u addicted to KZbin?

[@thealaskanforever]

@@freshavocado4755 no it’s the fact that people say “I can stop if I wanted to” but when challenged to stop, they can’t do it cause they’re addicted

[@emberdt7998]

@@thealaskanforever yep

[@freshavocado4755]

@@thealaskanforever that doesn’t make sense. Why would they be challenged? What is there to gain? Just cause a random like u says, “then stop”, and they don’t it means they’re addicted? That’s not a reason to stop. If weed was having negative affects on someone’s life AND THEN they can’t stop it’s an addiction. But just cause someone doesn’t want to stop doesn’t mean a single thing, other than they like it. Stop with the bs bro. It’s a dumb point. Addiction is when you’re body physically needs it, or you ignore negative affects on your life to keep doing something. They’re not having either problem so there is ZERO reason to stop. I used to have a friend like u until I pointed this exact point out.

[@coffin7904]

@@thealaskanforever I thought I was addicted to weed but I just stopped smoking. you're wrong. it's not that addictive to most

[@lilsimmi]

The Enough is enough segment was very wholesome. Swagger is such a dad

[@mcringleborrett9835]

This was the most impactful cold ones I've seen in awhile. :) Cool to see where everyone's at

[@GAFNIR_]

George: “your anythingforviews” Chad: “.......what....” George: “it’s your character. You do anything for views” Chad: “...........” Max: “OI CANT FUCK AGHYUH” Ian: “ouuuuuuuuu cUnt”

[@juangonsales2315]

what vid what it with this conversation ? me curious

[@rhythmic_andy6221]

when i saw this the amount of dopamine that rushed to my brain was not measurable

[@carlosfernandofonsecavalle584]

Is no one gonna talk about the cute af Koopah Troopah walking around in the background?