Colin Quinn - Golden Globes Opening Monologue - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts

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[@reinhardtpresents3778]

I see Colin Quinn, I watch asap

[@el5495]

I feel like him and bill burr should podcast together

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Colin wouldn’t stand for Burrs LA/feminazi wife brainwashing...

[@el5495]

@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 thats why it would be great they would go at it all the time

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Its true, you're watching a sap

[@PrivateAckbar]

Without Colin this whole thing would be irredeemable, and that includes Jim and Sam. The entire Cellar crowd were obsessed with Tough Crowd for a decade, and Bob Kelly tried to build a podcast with fat depressed Colin back in the day, but Colin was too much of a neurotic artist to stick with it. The whole point of Tough Crowd was too bring what happened at the Comedy Cellar table on TV, but it was far from a perfect show honestly. What Colin really needs is to have his own show/podcast on Sirius, with Bobby as second mic and show runner, a team of producers and interns like OnA, and daily guests from the Cellar.

[@MrBrunoRodak]

Watching Colin watching that monologue and slowly die inside..

[@d4n4nable]

I was concerned for his heart health.

[@thrashmanpoint]

Killed me a bit as well

[@SeeSawMassacre]

I don't know how you could be a comedian now. I looked at the comments on the Golden Globes video, and people loved it. And- bonus- they found something to be offended by (something about Freddy Mercury). This is a terrible time. I just hope all this mindless group-thought doesn't lead to a war or some kind of bloody upheaval. They can have their directionless progress ("Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell"), just leave me alone. This reminds me of a Bukowski poem: The Area of Pause you have to have it or the walls will close in. you have to give everything up, throw it away, everything away. you have to look at what you look at or think what you think or do what you do or don't do without considering personal advantage without accepting guidance. people are worn away with striving, they hide in common habits. their concerns are herd concerns. few have the ability to stare at an old shoe for ten minutes or to think of odd things like who invented the doorknob? they become unalive because they are unable to pause undo themselves unkink unsee unlearn roll clear. listen to their untrue laughter, then walk away.

[@msjmsu]

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[@kingklick92]

Dude it was completely heartbreaking. It looked like he was fighting back tears. I mean imagine devoting your life to something as hard as comedy and making it so good for so long, only to watch the next generation run it into the ground. Hard to watch man.

[@jakovasour]

Colin is a national treasure.

[@om3g4z3r0]

Stolen asset

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

He’s a national treasure 2: Book of Secrets

[@poppaboppa6000]

Original sentiment

[@DennGlanzig]

Calm down dummy

[@ryanlashley5076]

Colin said it perfectly. "This is what Hollywood wants, humourless comedy"

[@ForOrAgainstUs]

And Sam just cracked an Opie egg all over it, just restating it to Colin to let him know he got the joke while at the same time being not funny. Actually I take that back. Opie wouldn't have gotten it.

[@xandrine7603]

So they can keep us all in the dark.

[@Octavian2]

I would take Opie over Sam any day. And if you disagree you're a deaf twat.

[@user-jp6zu7hw8y]

That’s such a weird way to look at it lol. A lot of things can be funny that aren’t offensive or racist but just as much are. It’s just media brain washing on both sides and you’re the target lol

[@user-jp6zu7hw8y]

People like Colin, Jim, and Sam make money through focusing this hard on what “entertainers” do lol. People like you and I shouldn’t give one fuck either way liberal or dem.

[@ThirdSpectrum]

Seeing Colin's stone cold grim face against those jokes was perfect.

[@hoyit]

Them commenting on the monologue was so much funnier than the actual monologue. And listening to Collin and Jimmy rip into each other and make each other laugh brings me great joy.

[@herschelclitzbergstein3331]

Colin looks legitimately depressed watching this. You can see the sadness and disappointment in those dreamy Irish eyes.

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

The idea of a comedic genius toiling in the frustration of mediocre success as he delivers some of his best work on shock jock morning radio has always been hilarious, but it’s Colin’s actual life

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

@@Stacey_-bf2mb Opie and Anthony wasn’t shock jock radio, aside from Opie it was the original podcast. Colin, Patrice, vos, Jimmy, Bobby etc are too mean to make it.

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

I agree with you but they called themselves shock jocks

[@arashtadjiki]

Colin calling Roland a baby bear and "Pinochet's assistant" almost rivals backalley tunisian knife-fighter

[@arrya5372]

YES!!!

[@Gobbersmack]

I laughed AND I learned!

[@alexanderbean7737]

I like when Colin called Anthony a Corsican Pimp

[@KingBowserVlog]

Colin's deadpan face as he watches the monologue is 100x funnier than the monologue

[@justinloyd8315]

Colin Quinn is my favorite living human being. What a gem of a man.

[@Spaghettineck]

Colin Quinn probably the most underrated comedian of all time

[@tonygarr4655]

Colins face watching those Golden Globe jokes. 😂

[@sauceking3344]

Wow. Colin was always next level funny and one of the greatest, but seeing him in video is so much better. Really hammers home what an all-time legend he is, one of the funniest people ever!

[@thrashmanpoint]

Collin should just be permanent third mic, or any of that old cellar crew when Collin can't. It's just nice to have that old cynical bastard call them out when things start getting too serious and un-funny. Love that CQ

[@chronos6435]

They definitely need a COMEDIAN on the show

[@dave_seaton_mxm]

How could anyone subject such a gentleman to that kind of torture?

[@peonmyhall]

Colin should be first mic. Get rid of Sam.

[@dannyleone4478]

Cant stand arargent troy in background . wow look at me i have tattoos. To kool for himself. .i have ink im so kool. Dick

[@KC-bg1th]

13:06 The level of cynicism and innate anger is so fucking refreshing.

[@Dcastro718]

Colin is my favorite guest. I wish he would come on the show more often.

[@johnoconnell8393]

Colin is so natural on this show, I wish he was third mic. I could listen to the three of them talk about whatever and never get bored.

[@juanbillion4273]

Thank god for that laugh at the end. The best part of the whole award show

[@gerryobrien7973]

17:34 Colin looks like he is going to cry lol he is thinking "is that what comedy has come to" haha

[@acrustykrab]

I think he was close to crying, no joke

[@darklord220]

It's his life. To see actors shit on it must be depressing.

[@evanjeszka9238]

Jesus man he really does look sick

[@kingklick92]

Holy shit that's a trip. I literally just posted my own comment saying the exact same things you guys said. It's really hard to watch man. I truly think if Jim and Sam weren't messing around and making the mood lighter, Colin would have cried. Messed up stuff man. This is the world we live in now /sob.

[@gerryobrien7973]

@@kingklick92 Yeah it's actually quite sad, comedy has become the shits in the last year...... Oh well at least we have the jimmy's and the other late night stooges and Amy Schumer or even Sarah Silverman to make us laugh, oh wait a second....... there not funny!!! smh

[@sikalikane1838]

Finally a Jim and Sam interview I actually want to see. Colin rules!

[@MrMario2987]

The disgust on Colin’s face is hilarious

[@poodleriffic]

The friendship between Collin and Jim makes my heart full.

[@kristoamadeus4441]

Watching the life leave colins eyes is hilarious and heartbreaking

[@SomeKindOfMadman]

The laughter in the distance made sitting through 11 minutes of that humorless monologue worth it, I agree

[@MatchesMalone1183]

Awards ceremonies have finally went from being about rich people slapping each other on the back, to literally rich people slapping each other on the back. Gervais has the right idea. Brutal roasting is what's need to knock at least some of the pomposity out of the situation.

[@Chuckwoweveryday]

Every second of this video is an absolute pleasure to watch. To see Colin and Jim so miserable and happy at the same time is one of life's little pleasures. Cheers

[@johnmastroligulano7401]

Colin is spot on about the monologue.

[@porkchop6714]

Bobby Lee looks good in a dress and wig!

[@MitchellGWhitehead]

Lololololol. I'm up sick at 1:30AM and you sir made my day. You're a rockstar my friend

[@ThePizzaDudererer]

God damn...when Colin reaches out to Anthony for his Andrew Dice (sometimes Gay) impression, and Ant wasn't there.... Really makes you yearn for a show that includes Anthony and Colin regularly, or at least semi-regularly like the early 00's. The 3rd, 4th, and sometimes 5th mics are really what made all those hours of broadcasts listenable. CQ is like the 2nd-best counter (1st having been Patrice) to Einsatzkommando Anthony and optimistic, introspective Jim/Bobby.

[@TheSlammurai]

That was like a punch to the gut.

[@paulricciardi9388]

Chip Chipperson should host the Oscars.

[@thrashmanpoint]

The Brotha said somthin'!

[@scottb5501]

Fawk yeah!

[@dljdljdljdljdlj]

Oscar, where's your trash can tss

[@LambertBowden56]

What are ya, a bunch of actors or sumpthin...

[@Gobbersmack]

Chip Chipperson and Hannah Gadsby.

[@topher1004]

I love when Colin bites his hand in anger. Makes me laugh every time.

[@WhiteBoyNick1]

Colin is the best, and this is the end of comedy in America, its not even a joke anymore.

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Kevin Hart recently refusing to further apologize about his decade old tweets is at least a sign of hope

[@july1730]

I disagree and found Jimmy's "it's never swinging back" analysis annoying. It's impossible for comedy to never swing back because it's always going to be funny despite it currently not being mainstream at the moment. Podcasts like Come Town are proof humor isn't dead but proof pop culture is rapidly changing technology wise. By the time "it" does swing back, television will have finally lost the fight as the dominant medium for entertainment which is why the swing is taking so long to emerge.

[@bowlofrice1006]

Bring colin in every day, I might actually listen.

[@ronfezzington7668]

CQ is a king of a man, his hatred of Jim's mustard makes me happy.

[@leorickt.9604]

Can you explain this because i cant sit through a whole show, but i hate jim. So what is his mustard?

[@ronfezzington7668]

Leorick T. Jim loves mustard on his egg whites and Col bashes him for it ironically making him a good egg.

[@leorickt.9604]

@@ronfezzington7668 jim is maybe the most disgusting human being to ever exist. Everything about him looks slimy and smelly

[@sarac1118]

Leorick T. Why do you watch the JIM and Sam show if you hate yimmy so badly? You an opie fan?

[@leorickt.9604]

@@sarac1118 i like their guests and i liked jimmy on the opie and anthony show

[@napalmingestion]

Colin sounding more and more like a cantankerous old man every year. he's a gem

[@mgallagher999]

Best Jim and Sam I’ve seen in a long time. Get Colin on 3rd

[@Tc-nu8cu]

opening to this video felt like the old days for a second

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Needs to be a statue outside the Cellar with Colin angrily biting his knuckle....a man can dream...

[@phillynch392]

Colin should do radio everyday. Either on this show or his own.

[@HappyFaceLee]

looks like Colin Quinn is about to cry... watching the slow death of comedy

[@yumpie100]

43:15 I fuking love the fact that Colin's always updated with the current stuff and can be funny any moments.

[@kevindawyot7150]

I loveeeeee Colin Quinn

[@JokermanUno]

Sam's Childish Gambino beard. But fr, this was a great segment.

[@NG-cf7zh]

@17:35 Colin's icy stare as he envisions biting their faces off like a Miami flakka zombie

[@TheElliotEquation]

4:27 Colin mourning the loss of the old shows dynamic was cathartic for me. I felt that.

[@TheAmericanDreamShow]

Colin breathes life into this doldrumic program

[@TurkFebruary88]

No woman I’ve ever dated has smiled at me the way Jim smiles at Colin

[@fridgefreezer2812]

Colin getting the heart attack was scary

[@NA86737]

"Sandra Oh was funnier on the episode of Grey's Anatomy when she was having a miscarriage."

[@MitchellGWhitehead]

Lololololol

[@superintelligentapefromthe121]

God bless you, Colin.

[@rangers1919]

"Is it right by the Cellar? Because I won't do anything that's not based on the Cellar"

[@stevenchamberlin01]

I could watch you guys roast this crap for hours

[@d.263]

im so in love with Colin, I need a support group. Incredible

[@teach2loud]

And they never did promote Colin's show, at least on the video.

[@teach2loud]

@@trendybistro Sorry pal, I live in Asia and don't listen live. I made an observation on the video I watched!

[@teach2loud]

@@Zeeves 👍

[@TheSlammurai]

What part of "at least on the video" do you not get?

[@reillyobrien4372]

Why has Colin looked 55 years old since the 90's?

[@jacksonscofield7809]

After years of listening to O and A, Jim and Sam, and guest spots, this is the first time I have ever heard about the mustard thing. Holy fuck, why is that so funny!?

[@paul_bellini]

Troy and his Falling Down glasses.

[@onenikonite]

@colinquinn ‘I hate our culture’ 😂

[@thisdudeisnotin]

I can't believe how stunning and brave whatever it is that is happening at the moment.

[@thedancingveganatheist6310]

This episode is timeless.

[@williamhenderson2661]

I legit was waiting to hear Anthony do a Dice impression

[@cottonwoodcreative]

sam looks like Oscar the grouch after a bad crack binge

[@ChrisJLauder]

When Colin bites his hand - LMFAO!

[@lsudx479]

14:20 I love how there's a tube of Fresh Balls just sitting on the window sill behind Colin Quinn. 😂

[@soupdadoop2201]

Andy Samberg already did this exact same fake roast thing years ago at the James Franco roast. I thought that was decent...this is painful tho

[@MitchellGWhitehead]

It's truly hard to sit through even 8 months later.

[@TomSmith-gw6fn]

Yeah it was funny anti-comedy when he did it the first time. This was only an expression of cultural fear.

[@jordancooperlalala]

He's such a hack. I seriously have never found him amusing at all. I hate his self satisfied smirking.

[@2bitanalyst39]

I needed this

[@LaptopmenaceMTK]

colin is always a breath of fresh fucking air

[@shamsam4]

That laugh is priceless.

[@ForOrAgainstUs]

Colin telling Jim eating his eggs, "Spit that out!" is killing me.

[@StraightEquity]

This episode is so funny!

[@perkyporkpie]

So it's basically like a school speech day with about the same level of comedic sophistication.

[@prince13896]

Touché.

[@christineharding2011]

I love Colin! Bring back Tough Crowd!

[@pukavoket]

This is April 2020 and we are dealing with the tsunami called "Corona(Jan. 20202)"! Now let's hope humor returns as Colin says!!

[@robertfoster8742]

51:08 I love how Jim and Colin's comedic relationship consists of Jim lobbing softballs and Colin sarcastically wiffing them.

[@marcoescobar3305]

Who knew Colin loves Showbiz talk. Yo goooo gurl!

[@Skimmerlit]

That laugh made my day

[@T.M.Warren-qp2gq]

Only reason ever to watch this *shit**Show* is for the *Legendary* *unique* dulcet tones of the one & only *Colin**Quinn*!💯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Tottenham,London *Salutes* you!!

[@marksasahara1115]

1:04:36. Just noticed there's a tube of something on the windowsill behind Colin and it looks like it says :Fresh BALLS". LMFAO! Touché. sir!

[@scottw6375]

I think Colin comes in just for the free breakfast

[@buhshmuh]

Bindair Dundat he clearly paid for his and Jim’s with his credit card

[@PrivateAckbar]

He's obsessed with these shows giving him food. He's been ranting about it since the Bob Kelly and Sometimes Colin Quinn days.

[@shanustheanus]

"The hero of wakanda wanted to share what was wakandas with the world, and the villain wanted to keep what was wakandas, wakandas". - Sammy Dumbmuffins

[@rahulvats550]

good upload Rob

[@subgrappling805]

I love me some Colin Quinn...he really is the best.

[@theeternalnow6506]

I love how Colin is absolutely disgusted. One joke in and he's like turn it off. I can't take it anymore.

[@lifesagameandaryanswonthec2261]

As any normal person would be if they were also forced to watch such useless garbage.

[@comfortablydoomed6280]

“Cut to my mom, just cut to my mom right now!” *as she continually bombs.

[@thegoodthebadandtheugly579]

I love Colin - I align with him on so many opinions!

[@dotdot8566]

Colin is a forsure watch colin is always good with these guys

[@michaelrobertson3453]

I love Colin hope he lives to be 100 an health 🤘

[@345mrse]

That guy sitting in the background with his earphones is a rock.

[@JonJobOnzo]

His gf met a rock once, ex-gf.

[@relaxcombo123]

“I hate our culture” I couldn’t agree more Collin

[@el5495]

Whoever laughed at the end is amazing

[@KerkinWayno]

“Shouldn’t you be biting your way out of an apple 🍎 “ Bob Kelly (Norton) 😂😂

[@MrMrNevets]

Colin quinn is always innovating, seat humor

[@okmelancholico]

I soooo wanna know who laughed during the Sandra Oh cringe fest yammer at the end!

[@okmelancholico]

Can't wait to hear what Bill Burr has to say about this opening monologue on his podcast....

[@gibby252]

I know colin doesnt have much time left, i just wanna see as much of him as possible. Im crying while typing this wtf.

[@ScipioWasHere]

Colin Quinn is the the sugar in my coffee

[@YasmeenCannon]

The father of my kids right here.

[@alexkelly8131]

golden globes 2020 ....it swung back in brutal fashion

[@metalface9463]

We got COVID then the return of Louis and Shane Gillis. Holy shit Colin was right

[@chipchipperson101]

That really was something. Fucking fascinating.

[@fishhookism]

I'm guessing Judd Apatow thought this was comedy gold.