Tech Talk with Bob Kelly - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts

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[@ale58301]

"Bobby used to look like a movie star, now he looks like a movie theatre" - Patrice O'Neal

[@evansgate]

That was Vos tagging Patrice on the first part, then Patrice said "Bob has trouble moving"

[@GorbyP]

That joke sucks, so amateur

[@xenos_n.]

Robert Kelly looks like if Mr. Clean ate Chris Farley and atrophied all his muscles while trying to digest him.

[@boreofwrath837]

😆

[@kevindube7096]

Hope you’re safe & don’t fall reaching out for that limb 🌳

[@ScipioWasHere]

Bobby looks like the fat Chinese assassin who throws his hat - Patrice Oneal

[@shadescal521]

You should have put a period after Farley.

[@xenos_n.]

@@shadescal521 I don't reply to your ads on Craigslist and tell you how to do your job.

[@dickiedocker]

About time a long video was put up I won't bother with the stupid 3-4 minute ones!

[@TweekDash]

Didn't they do it yesterday too? They must be allowed now so maybe every day we'll get them :O

[@christianvalle4188]

We never even got to see the Schaub one

[@dylan6366]

Seriously. Welcome to 2019 boys.

[@Hu1ud]

It’s dumb, people listening for free the next day or two is better for them in the long run than never listening at all. Wish they would realize that.

[@HolyDrugLord]

@@Hu1ud they already know that, but the purpose of businesses/companies/corporations is to make money If the content was going to be free in 2 days, that can affect the amount of ppl that are willing to pay for the content I’m not saying it’s the right thing to do or that I like it,but they’ve already realized this

[@Boabywankenobi]

Doooooooood, i've got my dongle, BOOM am plugged into skynet doooood.

[@cbigham72]

Dear Siriusxm I'm a subscriber and I'm still watching this video... #leavethemup

[@doubleuponbob3397]

Big ol' PECKAH

[@ArizonaCowboys]

Tech talk with Bob Kelly needs to be a thing.

[@CapitalJ2]

@Yung ThinkPad That's why it's funny dooooood!

[@darrenXparker]

Long-form videos or I don’t watch!

[@Plague_Doc22]

It's like they hate revenue, I bet you it was some old fuck running it before thinking we all wanted short clips. Now theres a guy who gets it.

[@alexandertaylor2951]

When Jim gets excited about a topic...one of the funniest dude's on this planet

[@kansas6263]

Long form video, for long form interviews! Thank god As of now you have 12 views.... for sure, you’ll get more than 20 views. Thanks guys!

[@doubleuponbob3397]

Long form PECKAH, more like it 😍😍

[@MikeTrainormusic]

Bobby is a legitimately great actor. He was so good in Louie

[@cram000]

his part in Louie was eating two full course meals for lunch, he wasn't acting lol

[@bbmade]

Love Bobby. We’ve seen him live several times, Jim too and they never disappoint. “Papaa, Papaa”.

[@mojo6605]

Finally a full interview.

[@spjmrlahey4008]

"Hold my hand, man, I gotta squeeze sumthin."

[@baxter326]

Bob Kelly is an Apple Pie fan.

[@Kajuni0]

Jony, Ive just cleaned my plate

[@stevemendez3535]

This is so sweet! Jim is now the new Opie! Every buddy else is carrying the show and Jim just chimes in with some random sayings.

[@chrisbrady6687]

"Every buddy" 😂 Jesus, how old are you?

[@buccaneer40]

Damn Sam, bring a little bit more to the conversation then the same joke/voice over and over. Even if your audience thought it was remotely funny the first time, it lost its luster the 2nd time, let alone the 50th time

[@slapcartel]

That shit angered me

[@luisnieves1844]

Enraging...

[@tremblingcolors]

The fact that Jim or Bob didn't bash him for it is even worse in my opinion.

[@edharris5855]

@@tremblingcolors sam is slightly funnier opie

[@mattjohnson1953]

Clearly SOMEONE hasn’t put an Apple dealie Dongle on their attitude

[@willpowerfpv3246]

So glad to see full segments again. Pump em out, I can listen to this banter for hours. 👌

[@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605]

Wow the cameras look great guys. Super high production quality. Thanks! I look forward to more video.

[@GovernorRiffRaff]

We don’t need Bobby Kelly in 4k

[@braidenbianco]

@@GovernorRiffRaff a very true statement

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

It's impressive that King Kong Bundy has kept up with computer technology since he did that 1980's IBM commercial. ... and even more considering he's dead.

[@johnLennon255]

That's not king kong Bundy, that's Iranian Kevin James

[@leestillwell4236]

Robert Kelly looks like he ate a younger Robert kelly

[@shaiapouf420]

manjen boo

[@griswold3006]

That younger Bobby has a name, and it's stavros halkias

[@shadescal521]

Fat Bobby ate skinny Bobby 1, 2 and 3.....

[@TheMackMamba]

Robert Kelly looks like a buddha statue came to life and took james Gandolfini's wardrobe.

[@treverp4938]

I just noticed Bob has hair on his arms. Always thought he was smooth like a Watermelon

[@TheMackMamba]

Robert Kelly looks like someone stitched 83 blob fish together and stuffed it into a bowling shirt.

[@mikes6899]

When Bob Kelly says 700 pounds, I wish Anthony was there,

[@jasonking4753]

16:08 that steve YEEEEEES made me so happy. We miss ya, you giant bear!

[@rwilliams1283]

Nononononononono

[@ameerahtoyfunreview9674]

They drove him to suicide

[@conradsz]

@@ameerahtoyfunreview9674Dude was soft

[@IanDirtySouth615]

1:45 "I have!" cracked me up

[@napalmingestion]

I love when Edgar makes an appearance

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

18:38 "....AND THEN HE GOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

[@darrenXparker]

*FULL VIDEOS OR NOTHING!*

[@get8bit]

Somebody should tell Bob Kelly about a new piece of technology they got out... It's called the treadmill!

[@GorbyP]

Sam is literally the only human being who is happy this show exists

[@petebaneet]

When does Jim prop his arm on Bob's head? I want a visual...

[@EdLaughs]

Bobby Kelly, best salesman ever. I like that he can be funny too.

[@SorenRingholm]

JN '& CHIP for that matter is funniest.. and in the sweet spot, when 2 or more people are talking about something and he can interject with nonsens.. I'm really enjoying this one!

[@michaellujan7165]

Anybody else catch the steve c. YEEEESSSSSS jim tossed out? Lol

[@michaellujan7165]

16:11 RIP steve c.

[@Kajuni0]

@@michaellujan7165 thanks for the timestamp you're an angel

[@michaellujan7165]

@@Kajuni0 np lol i wish theyd do it more often always get a chuckle from a bear or hybrid car refrence haha

[@lucaservin6768]

My favorite thing about Bobby Kelly? His reactions to the most unfunny shit that comes out of Norton. Some of my favorite banter from the O&A days were between these two.

[@AaronScutt]

LOL, Apple talk is not tech talk gentlemen. Apple is a lifestyle product, not tech. That happened almost 10 years ago.

[@phanatic215]

True that

[@azysheff]

That’s the gayest thing ive ever seen on the internet and I’ve accidentally clicked on gay porn once....

[@Derek_Keenan]

Aaron S you sound exactly like the people that say “LOL, rap isn’t even music”,’ no one thinks it’s cool if you redraw lines of distinction

[@AaronScutt]

@@Derek_Keenan Hey look, you checked another box! Rap isn't music!

[@AaronScutt]

@@azysheff Sounds like you and Norton would get along famously.

[@jcoz31588]

Cokelogic needs to do a video of Porch Wisdom Bobby

[@wynandbecker8489]

sam is becoming the new opie!

[@stephjovi]

Is Apple sponsoring them? I don`t get why people waste their money on Apple whilst bitching about it

[@chrislc35]

jim is the funniest, quickest guy around.

[@thebos5518]

full video nice

[@skilletburritos8464]

the early ipod firewire cables they mentioned could be found on amazon from a 3rd party brand and of course ebay. At first i thought they meant the 30 pin sync cables for older ipods and yeah amazon has a shit ton of them as well

[@joshkennedy2121]

Love Bob.

[@truestory5695]

Lets try to keep this under a cool thousand

[@Gr33nshell]

Bobby please post a pic of that iPod, would love to see it!

[@zachsimon9475]

Jesus, Sam is really going full Opie.

[@joeybrisk1869]

Thank god this is not a short clip . Could you please upload full Bruce Campbell convo from last time he was in

[@dreaded360]

1:40 .. great input jim.. you bring so much to the table..

[@user-hk7hz9cn7v]

Dude he’s been one of the funniest guys on the planet for two decades. Why be hard on the guy?

[@elizabethai]

It WAS cute. Best segment ever. Subscribing to Sirius just for J&S

[@lithium23]

Jim really is the best as a third mic and this proves it

[@73caddydaddy93]

See SXM? The public speaks! Listen to the boys! I'm actually getting SXM based on hearing the KZbin clips of this show.

[@Alps-23]

Did any body else's Google drive open when Jim said he hates it.

[@MyNameIsntRyan]

Why dont you put the date of the show in the description? Then I can go watch it.

[@geoffehresman2220]

Did u get permission for this Sam?

[@a.k.4o]

The only thing it looks like Bobby should be talking about is Diabetes

[@Kerry.R]

Hell yea! subbed to the channel now :D

[@bruceleeyourface3253]

You guys are great 👍

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Yay, R.Belly!

[@macberry4048]

The Asian kid is Brian Tong, he used to be at CNET and now he has his own KZbin channel

[@thebossman2010]

Bobby is just a big ass robot when he's outfitted with the latest tech.

[@petermcgill1559]

Honestly, i thought this show had been cancelled. Why does Sam think he's a comic?

[@josephcumia7543]

He Leeched a career off them for Years and thinks that Talent is transmissible via Osmoosis

[@netsfan88]

LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES!? JIM AND SAM ARE AT WAR LETS GO CHIP ARMEY

[@goody869]

ENOUGH ABOUT THE APPLE DEALEY!!

[@pogothebear6808]

Did they move them to a smaller, shittier studio?

[@Laura-fv1oe1]

18:38 omg Jim fuckin kills me 🤣🤣

[@nickmccartan8128]

This is what we want on the channel not 4min clips. Fat Bawby rules. #Ibrokemykneedude #Holdmyhandman

[@paulcampbell8696]

Sam, if you could lean away from the mic a bit when you laugh, that'd be great...

[@declined7]

12:28 That caught me off gaurd. Jimmy is so funny.

[@Ssv714]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BOBBO!

[@liquid1dr]

Doooooooood, Ya fuckin' got your battery, ya fuckin' chargin my phone and BOOM I broke my knee man. Hold my hand bro, hold my hand.

[@oscarrhe9491]

I typed in "Jim and Sam Donut Guy" and this is what came up

[@conner6417]

I dont even bother with the 4 min videos. I watch these every time they get put up. You could do both. Short ones for new viewers and these longs ones for the established fans

[@Willy-px1si]

Bob kelly looks like king kong bundy

[@Marty4Life]

“He doesn’t know what an XLR is!?” Yea Sam, he’s been too preoccupied with more success than you.

[@Marvin.Runyon]

Did Rob use Lufa Futon to post this?

[@fartzinacan]

Chippah, airdropping on a Subway.... Please, please someone record that

[@tjpj1919]

BOBBBAAAAYYYYY!

[@PA_Cheddar]

so now there is an apple charger lol, they get pretty hot!

[@matthewclaiborne229]

My favorite part of this video is opie...ooops sorry.....SAMMIE trying to force the “put an apple deally” bit on everyone

[@SevenDeadlyCinema]

remember when he couldn't stop saying Agent Penis? Sam is Opie Evolved

[@leahcimolrac1477]

Tesdant313 Opie 2.0

[@DiggitySlice]

Yeah, having a phone you can't access the innards of without voiding the warranty is a great idea. Glad _seams_ were the top priority

[@andrewwilson8374]

All you had anything to say about was garbage proprietary Apple products

[@b2df45]

I'm snitchin.. this aint a 5 min clip

[@IHATEJEREMYMOCK]

Bob's pituitary is working overtime...

[@Puffpuffcass]

great episode finally they are long! Love BK. also side note, jesus troy let me ride your face, you handsome fuck.

[@nickd8238]

11:00 concorde planes also lost there top clients who all died on sept 11th 2001 when the towers fell. I heard that was the main reason they finally shut down.

[@douglaskalberg8899]

You can't make the batteries smaller or stronger, they've more or less met their limit. Too strong and the can become dangerous if they explode.

[@jamesmeredith2713]

I have a charger that charges my phone , watch and air pods all at the same time , works great and doesn’t take long

[@kimjongduex7431]

I thought Marlon Brando was dead

[@Caalifrna]

Look mommy it talks FALALALA

[@tomamerman7699]

Jim and Sam act like grimace is elon musk

[@JohnSmith-xl5lt]

15:45

[@fouronesix8294]

Goddamn, its very apparent that Bobby has completely given the fuck up! He looks more and more like jabba the hut every time you see him!

[@noyes.]

Sam looks like what Opie thinks he looks like

[@mikejeannotte6642]

STAWP SAYIN' SLIDING PAWND.

[@fernandohood5657]

wow this is way to long, im here for those 1 minute clips, love them

[@douglaskalberg8899]

Wow, green bubble, never knew about that, how shallow a way to lose your money.

[@wesmanpipes9430]

Anyone who really understands tech realizes that Apple is far from the best company out there. Overpriced and engineered for aesthetics over functionality. Not to to forget proprietary and very anti consumer in right to repair.

[@darkchocolate111ify]

Was it food-tech talk?

[@asmuel]

Bob looks like Chaz Bono without hormone replacement.