Collected Miscellany - "Zhongli: Dominance of Earth" | Genshin Impact

[@yeetus2108]

"Every journey has its final day, don't rush." - *Zhongli* why is this so motivational

[@jamesfuerza4987]

Zhongli: says that Me: but I need Ar 35 to get the last archon quest tho

[@majecore]

he could say "yeehaw" and i'd still get motivated

[@magicalmilimi894]

Easy for him to say, he's immortal

[@hotchi1566]

Just like our lives...

[@alexis5334]

@@hotchi1566 so deep..

[@MeliZbeauty]

Can't wait to add him to my 'No Mora Team': Zhongli, Mona, Venti and The Traveler.

[@kifferkang9567]

Nice

[@Aeternum_Zephyria]

Traveler? No Mora? well, maybe most of the playerbase barely have any mora left but a lot of people actually have a ton of mora on them

[@EA-05]

@@Aeternum_Zephyria not sure if you got his comment but he's talking story wise, they don't have money

[@OddsShroom]

@@Aeternum_Zephyria Then we spend it all immediately when we need to level talents or just generally levelling a character We are POOR

[@kerolnoa]

@@Aeternum_Zephyria bruh

[@yogaa1784]

Zhongli : *kicks his polearm* Players: *kick their wallet*

[@saimyintmyat9373]

Mihoyo : warmly welcome players' wallets kun.

[@AlvinaYunoa]

@@saimyintmyat9373 and chans

[@saimyintmyat9373]

@@AlvinaYunoa XD XD XD

[@sundaymarchladiajr.9635]

Throw the wallet rather😂

[@sayaandyangsaya2756]

Is time to let the wallet keep fit. Wallet: "I already very thin!"

[@smugsnivy5036]

Shenhe and Ganyu are temporary. Zhongli is eternal.

[@aanyasrivastava9652]

You get it, man. Waifus come and go, husbandos come once in a blue moon

[@hinam9684]

@@aanyasrivastava9652 this is true especially in Genshin 😭

[@freakazord4403]

Order is eternal

[@Kryzeye]

Fax 👌

[@catschizo5623]

Meanwhile Raiden: "DiD yOu jUsT SaY: eTeRnAl?"

[@Pakinov]

00:43 "Every journey has its final day, don't rush" Or in other words, enjoy the game and don't try to rush all the content

[@madtrickster3308]

Bruh that's what I also thought of when he said that line

[@cronchobar]

I rushed and its still quite an amazing experience

[@dickychristanto6112]

Period

[@adeptusxiao6473]

BUT I ALREADY RUSHED IT HAHAHAH

[@chexrail]

Yeah, except the content is so limited to begin with.

[@cotharsis]

zhongli looks at childe walking past in slow motion... is this a kdrama

[@grassfield5177]

Plus that soundtrack...

[@Rizoku_]

I mean, Zhongli literally gave him dragon and phoenix chopsticks

[@teansandwich8910]

Insert sound "Stay With Me by: Chanyeol and Punch"

[@ryoshin5790]

@@teansandwich8910 THERES A TIKTOK ABOUT THAT

[@Haru-rs2su]

@@ryoshin5790 wanna see

[@Grovyle10]

Childe: Liyue is drowning. Zhongli: This isn’t about them.

[@zoroarkdx4491]

Quotes of wisdom, Grovyle.

[@_pockymon]

wise words as always, Grovyle.

[@childe3984]

Very wise, Grovyle.

[@volatilis_xiphias]

Such wisdom, Grovyle.

[@soapical]

Your knowledge is magnificent, Grovyle.

[@josemena8297]

"But no matter, for time is not something I lack" That makes a lot of sense when you realize Dainsleif is actually immortal

[@baldwinivofjerusalem47]

Yeah damn

[@justmeandyoudotcom5933]

Yeah sure, but he’s talking about zhongli being immortal not he himself

[@akgfilming]

That line hit hard though

[@terrylap6132]

@@justmeandyoudotcom5933 He was talking about himself.

[@beasnoil3139]

@@justmeandyoudotcom5933 he's Talking about himself, as Dainsleif

[@yeomraz]

good luck to everyone rolling zhongli soon, we will need it

[@cassino9592]

Especially Akron

[@cassino9592]

And thamks

[@bananagod5530]

Just got it.

[@ima8521]

@@bananagod5530 how ints not the houer

[@acesenpai6971]

Good luck to you too And thanks 😊

[@puahjunwei9800]

"Stringing together attacks to deal enormous damage" Also Mihoyo: He is not meant to deal damage

[@hamter8707]

not yet he's not

[@AltNova]

I mean any unit can do enormous damage if you string attacks together

[@missasyan]

@@AltNovayou are right, his high polearm attack speed means he has very high stagger (though pushing enemies with attacks is a bit bad because the strategy is to fight near your stone stele) add in crescent pike and good artefacts, he can do damage thing is, can f2p players afford investing that much when a claymore user still does more damage even with mediocre artefacts (this is my own experience, i was still leveling up diluc and though he had like 3 gold artefacts that were barely levelled up, and he was lvl70 while zhongli was 80, he did more damage than zhongli did lmaooo

[@J122J95]

not anymore, he is good now along with geo

[@keizee107]

@@missasyan just charge attack before your last hit

[@KevinJeff.]

Imagine zhongli go to restaurant and the waiters say "What's your order?" He replied: "This is my order" then a meteorite just landed

[@sacien4036]

"I will have order!"

[@YoItsSeah]

LOL

[@PanRobak.]

He'd probably say something like "It would be most unfortunate to not order everything from the menu. I would like to take one of each dish from the list for they all deserve to be savored" and then turn to Traveler/Childe for some mora.

[@MrTeacherDO]

The order is given

[@StrikeNoir105E]

@@PanRobak. "Yes sir"

[@raizu4349]

A buff to our favourite archon *John Lee* wouldn't hurt.

[@joestar3688]

Zhongli is (ex)Geo archon,John Lee in other hand is neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon archon.Zhongli need a buff,yes.John lee?i dont think so

[@kiritsu79]

@@joestar3688 john lee is actually the way you should pronounce his name

[@fransiscamegawati]

Cung li is his chinese pronounciation..

[@raizu4349]

@@fransiscamegawati Zhōnglí

[@kiritsu79]

@@fransiscamegawati i was talking about a equivalent in english not the actual pinyin, even tho that's not the pinyin pronunciation

[@TheTerrorOfDeath71]

It’s canon, when the whole party was fighting a furious battle with Osial, Zhongli was just sit in nearby tea shop calmly sipping tea watching the show

[@reimuhakurei2123]

this

[@khang-piano5507]

I have him, so imma use him in the fight.

[@whoamarcelus]

@@khang-piano5507 how many primo gyms did it take you

[@sakurai6176]

That's true

[@yandinp8874]

He even kill God of Salt which his domain on Sal Terae because he hate being salty

[@vortexinfurnus]

I didn't know that Geo units could apply the Wet status on me.

[@devonex]

@@nathanieldomingo5888 Let me guess, you saw this comment and thought it was very good and wished you would've thought of that before the person who did. Now you're just butthurt about it and foolishly says "stolen". The end.

[@spain_suchandandatta10]

And also crystallize effect of you know you know

[@nathanieldomingo5888]

Okay guys, sorry.... I didn't know rules in KZbin so yeah, Peaaaace 😬

[@halpysbane3373]

@UC17NVKMk6fdkV5D-6-CQhPQ but its annoying nonetheless

[@tedykar1121]

Also his character design has a cryo and pyro element cause he looks so cool and he's hot

[@SlaineReigns]

Everyone: *absolute chaos Zhongli: *I WILL HAVE ORDER* Everyone: Yes Daddy!!!!!!!!!

[@hard-boiledeggs625]

Mmmmmmmmm that’s *HOT*

[@takatacheroki2624]

I wish there was a way to favorite comments exclusively because of yours. I'm dying over here XD

[@_rubyrose10_]

😹😹😹

[@heissomeone2032]

anyone knows what is Geo's Weak elemental? Because those big enemy that wearing Geo is so strong

[@pineappleomgsocool]

@@heissomeone2032 Geo isnt really weak to anything. I would suggest geo users or greatsword users against it as they seem to be the most effective. Hope this helps!

[@bettycreepersayuri-chan809]

"This, paired with his exceptional ability in combat--" Everyone: yeah 'bout that...

[@saffronites]

Fr they be talking like he is a dps 😭😭

[@lunnardo]

@@saffronites also they showcase him like a standalone DPS where he can shield and use elemental burst when needed

[@doldol0494]

@@lunnardo which is what he was made for.

[@poop-vc3nq]

@@doldol0494 not the standalone dps part

[@doldol0494]

@@poop-vc3nq he kinda was considering he buffed physical damage and geo dmg plus did better damage with meteor and had longer petrification in the test servers.

[@Revoa_]

I love how the narrator throws little hints for his lore at the end of these videos

[@Sean.A.M]

Me too, but also like who is he?

[@JackDout]

@@Sean.A.M I think he's that blond guy with the eye patch.

[@Revoa_]

@@JackDout Yeah but unfortunately I suggest you not look too into him unless you wanna get spoiled. Most of it is speculation but its better to experience this blind

[@yms9829]

Mihoyo style

[@Sean.A.M]

@@JackDout Oh yes you are right. Or at least I remember thinking that once but clearly I forgot.

[@ExceedRed]

Genshin Impact The only Gacha game where the husbando is the most simped character in the game

[@hyperazzy-5048]

Uniting women and men alike in simpage

[@nilmerg]

@Witaminka B12 prices are adjusted based on country/currency

[@joelwsy]

@Witaminka B12 how is this related to the comment

[@setiademeow]

@@nilmerg yeah, by a couple of cents

[@superpowerdragon]

@Witaminka B12 I earned 15k primo f2p, it is possible to have him through hard work alone, so stop whining. Besides, no one is forcing you to buy it, you can have fun without the 5 star characters. In fact, it is exactly because there are these 5 star characters that you get to play this game for free. The whales paid for your game

[@bellqish]

Zhongli : Every journey has its final day, don't rush Me : Every banner has its final day, GOTTA GO RUSH

[@haniashah1311]

GOTTA GO FAST. But lol yeah.

[@soysan2683]

When dain said “even as the world descends into chaos, he is unperturbed, sipping his tea and watching a good show” I immediately thought of Zhongli in the “this is fine” meme

[@Cherriexin]

He's so mesmerising 😍 who wouldn't simp for Zhongli?

[@fractalqualia4004]

wait, cherry nightcore? is that you??

[@Cherriexin]

@@fractalqualia4004 yes its me XD

[@asmodeus6102]

Wow wth xD

[@eytche9066]

Ahhhh I remember listening to ur nightcore a lot during my nightcore phase! ahh nostalgia :’)

[@AlvinaYunoa]

CHERRY oh my god lol

[@moekyah5566]

Dominance of Earth More like... Dominate Me Please.

[@chuckletcake580]

yes please uwu

[@idontknowwhattonamethis3107]

@@chuckletcake580 ZHONGLI STEP ON ME

[@descendeus9679]

Yes please I gladly accept

[@AlvinaYunoa]

He can shove that pillar up-

[@chuckletcake580]

@@idontknowwhattonamethis3107 YES

[@laurazhou1229]

Zhongli is literally the answer to all my problems. My friends won’t play? Show them zhongli I need a pickaxe? Zhongli? I need to defeat geo monsters? ZHONGLI

[@AlvinaYunoa]

Lmao

[@andri0141]

You need protection just call daddy Zhongli

[@aduckonaplane3816]

He will even get rid of your heterosexuality!

[@zoedelacroix8602]

@@aduckonaplane3816 Jokes on you I'm a female hahaha

[@NANAMINFAN]

@@aduckonaplane3816 FU-

[@driphearts8035]

"Dealing Enormous damage" *hits like wet tissue paper* EDIT: Post 1.3 hes actually amazing now. Thanks for buffing our boy, MiHoYo EDIT 2: Forgot the company is having an identity crisis rn, so I mean to thank Hoyoverse instead.

[@SaikeeKonosukeLuc]

xD

[@awokenzazel9879]

*laughs in planet befall being able to do 130k*

[@francis5392]

*laughs in 1m+ damage*

[@athayaaa2618]

@@awokenzazel9879 *laughs for knowing such a BS*

[@Sebastian_AG1792]

@@francis5392 must be cool dealing that much damage to abyss floor 1 mobs

[@barbidolls55]

"The world around him may be descending into chaos" pretty much everyone preparing for the banner 😂

[@richardalexanderoputvanden7915]

Oop I am saving my primogem for whenever scaramouche is coming out :O

[@bariofthesaxes]

"Time is not something I lack." Dainsleif, what are you trying to imply?

[@alwin9616]

He means “see you all in update 48.6”

[@haziqv2722]

Hahaha

[@kovanova9409]

Well that's the narrator's voice right?

[@Sandbox37]

@MrIronSentinel that's because he is sasuke. The narrator (Dainsleif) and sasuke share a voice actor, Yuri Lowenthal.

[@Plsdonttalktome]

"Zhongli: Dominance of Earth" more like "Zhongli: Dominance of wallets"

[@heissomeone2032]

anyone knows what is Geo's Weak elemental? Because those big enemy that wearing Geo is so strong

[@aewugh]

@@heissomeone2032 Geo doesn't have an elemental weakness, anyway if you want to break a Geo shield you can easly do it with a Claymore or Geo atacks (Geo attacks don't do any damage to Geo enemies but they can break Geo shields)

[@konto3699]

@@aewugh n overloaded

[@aewugh]

@@konto3699 Oh right, explosions too, thx

[@zaxtonhong3958]

Money is what makes the world go around

[@Neo-gd5jy]

The fact that that Dainsleif still talks about Zhongli despite hating him is just hilarious.

[@MG-ur7jh]

He hates him?

[@Neo-gd5jy]

@@MG-ur7jh Zhongli was involved with the Cataclysm but could do nothing to prevent it, so Dainsleif lost his friends, as well his home. He had no reason not to hate him.

[@heheboi55]

​@@Neo-gd5jyhe hates all archons

[@averagehi3enjoyer]

0:30 "but zhongli still able to perform the rite to perfection" no no no he's the perfection

[@10Lorette11]

exactly !

[@mionao]

What's with the dramatic looking scene toward Childe 😂

[@leefa8587]

"I'll turn this guy into a clown"

[@jimk4213]

Imma play him fool

[@galaxysilver69]

Lmaooo these replies are accurate

[@いむせぇっ]

"for he is my bf"

[@jzesu9889]

Fan service

[@ellarose6570]

I’m loving how thirsty some of these comments are, LOL.

[@b56_ranasafirahermansyah96]

I came multiple times to see new thirst comment. They are gold

[@theaeon]

Ofc they are. this man is, after all, all earth and no water.

[@jessemcallen8521]

@@theaeon such a dumbass comment, take my like

[@reimuhakurei2123]

can you blame them?

[@reimuhakurei2123]

@@theaeon take my like too

[@Kurodo013]

Mihiyo: Alternate normal and charged attacks, stringing together attacks to deal ENORMOUS DAMAGE. Also Mihoyo: He is not a DPS character. I feel very much miss lead.

[@simonthedigger99]

we all do

[@Sholver]

Exactly lol, Xiangling dealing more physical damage 😔

[@momsaccount4033]

Zhongli summons a stone wall and creates shields, what else did you expect, another Diluc that summons meteors instead of phoenixes? Have more realistic expectations

[@Kurodo013]

@@momsaccount4033 no i was expecting him to atleast outstrip a 4 star polearm user using the same spear, people arent asking for diluc or klee lvl dps they just want him to feel like a 5 star. Polls show that he is the least popular 5 star in terms of viability in end game content. People who say he is viable are people who piled huge amount of resources on him. If he is meant to be a support then why does he need a huge amount of investment(+16 or more artifacts) in order to for him to work decently.

[@momsaccount4033]

@@Kurodo013 From my experience, I feel like Zhongli will work decently fine just by leveling him up and slapping on a good Artifact set. I suspect that the problem might be people not being able to properly invest into Zhongli due to investing heavily into previous characters. Zhongli also looks and feels like a 5 star in my opinion, with the cool looking cinematic and flashy attack animations. His shield looks VERY powerful and using Zhongli’s Burst to guarantee damage from say another character’s Burst looks really cool and effective.

[@HawkFire74]

Trailer: Who is this mysterious man? Also Trailer: Gnosis ...... Geo

[@kelpy_kel]

PFFFT AHAHA YOU'RE RIGHT

[@Slain087]

I mean, Constellation: Lapis Dei is also a pretty huge red flag if you understand Latin or remember Venti's Constellation's name.

[@kelpy_kel]

@@Slain087 LMAO ROCK GOD TAHNKS GOOGLE TRANSLATE

[@caretakercat7176]

Literally the entire liyue : a god is attacking with the capability to wipe the entire Liyue of the map. Zhongli: *busy preparing his own burial "oh this tea is of an excellent Quality"

[@Zvroth]

i know right he's one of those..... that likes to see how people around him would react when he dies....

[@caretakercat7176]

@@Zvroth the fake death infront of pet prank youtuber kind of guy

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

To be fair,he was going to intervene if they couldn't defeat the god of vortex, but that doesn't make it that better admittedly.

[@davidforde2507]

@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou watching your kid get into a fight saying you'll stop it if your kid is losing

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

@@davidforde2507 basically yeah

[@foreverelande]

5:00 I CAME HERE FROM EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THIS SCENE IS LIKE A KDRAMA AND IM DEAD IM GONE BYE

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

I'M DYING LMAO

[@tamago6800]

PLEASEEJEJEJEHD I HATE YALL FOR THIS 😭😭😭😭IM DEADDH🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

[@spacecowboy2075]

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT OMG 😭😭😳😳

[@noitavlas]

Lmfaoo

[@cristelajane9193]

OMGGG

[@roimz3110]

Zhongli hosting his own funeral gives 'play this at my funeral' memes to a whole new meaning

[@julandog5]

Liyue's Traditional rules Rule #1: **Give Zhongli Your Wallet**

[@oddeyedcat1623]

Canonically *HE* is *THE WALLET*. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@darknessterra9953]

OUR wallet

[@jollyjello]

sorry but Xiao stole my wallet before he released, I've been putting all my purchases on Mona's tab

[@seyconrad9757]

Everyone is giving Zhongli their wallet, sorry I mean mora

[@ReachfortheStars-n4x]

Rule#2:’If mona or the traveller are travelling in Liyue, give them your wallet’

[@lucianaryeh3001]

"Local gravekeeper calls forth a meteor to destroy his enemies"

[@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree]

I thought he's like an embalmer~

[@Onyxx5]

Local ex-archon summons a meteor to destroy his enemies

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

He's more of someone who does funerals rather than a grave keeper

[@davidforde2507]

Yorick would be proud

[@mohdazizan8400]

Meanwhile in reality, the meteor cant even break enemies shield in one ult

[@katchii93]

“every journey has its final day, don’t rush” honestly how the game should be played. enjoy your own pace! :D edit: first time for 500+ likes, whoa!! thank you!

[@flaresoul5147]

I regret for rushing through the map...especially in Liyue...

[@dylanpreciado4110]

@@flaresoul5147 Same here... :/

[@heissomeone2032]

Ikŕ

[@katchii93]

@@NanaBanana0899 i feel you!

[@iisquiddiesquid]

Venti constellation: Carmen Dei Carmen meaning Ode or Poem Zhongli constellation: Lapis Dei Lapis meaning stone Dei meaning a god or diety. Their constellations are literally the god of song and the god of stone.

[@Shyra_017]

This guy has no mora, but he'll be hella rich when his banner comes out

[@argonautiyi4873]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eouon2iDfs2Cbsk

[@pepcozz8519]

Im not so sure about it. Once people play his trial hype will die, hes so boring 5 min of it killed my hype(but saved my wallet).

[@chickenpeat8114]

Flexing on Primogems 😎

[@TheGrassLooksGreen]

"When it comes to mora, I have none." -Zhongli

[@waterbottle8044]

When it comes to primogems, i have none - Me and others F2P players

[@deadinside6650]

@@waterbottle8044 FR I pulled the 10 fate and but Chongsomething instead. I mean, I am happy that I got a character at least, but the whole reason I installed this game was for having a party of hot daddys and Ara Ara nee-sans (I love the game now though. The world is really fun. Hope I get him during this month )

[@saltysnowbrid]

amber: Lighter kaeya: bridge maker lisa: thirst quencher zhongli: miner

[@andresilveray]

this is sad lol

[@chengweiliu7329]

razor: ?

[@jhanwan8318]

@@chengweiliu7329 razor is best physical dps

[@zanjizanehellzravarra1305]

Why is Lisa a thirst quencher?

[@alcides2750]

@@zanjizanehellzravarra1305 Try mountain climbing. It's good for your health.

[@Dfkinguy2022]

"Hold the atttack button" -Dainsleif It feels like Dainsleif is playing the game itself.

[@yummygh0st]

Dainsleaf: haha gotta roll everybody to give narrated reviews, khaneirah treasury funds go brr

[@rikaakamura5621]

Okay, I got goosebumps in 5:00 and I feel like that is the "we are destined to meet each other" scene and I squealed so hard-

[@iskandarr3961]

Came here to say, Zhongli is daddy.

[@J-Abyss]

Zaddy?

[@gojovrc]

they dont call him big dong zhong for no reason.

[@callistoemarilawson8483]

Big Daddy

[@n545-s2g]

@@J-Abyss lol what

[@renvaricksampang8344]

broke zaddy HAHAHAHA

[@genuinelyemi]

I got 3 Intertwined fates. Wish me luck on getting my husbando

[@euncie444]

i only have 1k primogems

[@Dark__Knight_]

Good luck 👍

[@sub2epicmadnu]

The new monthly stardust wishes refreshed today, thats another 5 of each

[@vishalbaruah02]

i have 4 i think

[@agentalpaca4176]

i have 9 i need sum luck too

[@kuro5865]

"his exceptional ability in combat" swaped out every 12sec after creating a shield and burst time to time really exceptional

[@jamesroad316]

5:02 why is my credit card walking away

[@revslinus]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT DBJCNSLXKS

[@lucaschen6975]

double entendre

[@ryjy8559]

alright alright i get it, here's my wallet. Take me Mr Poor Archon

[@riv2693]

lol

[@flyingdr4g0n]

Zhongli, also known in the States as John Lee.

[@SyoneKagehira]

xD

[@flyingdr4g0n]

and also as everybody's husbando

[@quarter__doux9843]

HAHAHSHAHSVAHBDGSVSBDBDA I CAN'T

[@laranitaloca6913]

John Lee sounds badass tbh

[@SailorSetsuna7]

Still closer to proper Chinese pronounciation that the in-game one

[@arlissven1555]

Legend says that every elemental burst Zhongli casted, a small portion of rock will break off and hit bennet's head no matter how far apart they are

[@cottoncandyUwU420]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm wheezing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elliefaerie]

"Zhongli seems to know everything about everything." Ah yes, and the floor here is made of floor.

[@leosolcanonizado4065]

Plot twist its actually made of ceiling.

[@dylanpreciado4110]

@@leosolcanonizado4065 If floor is made of ceiling, then ceiling is made of floor?

[@leosolcanonizado4065]

@@dylanpreciado4110 no I am just being the one asshat that is actually on the ceiling.

[@diamond85matter]

Just wanna share my luck to everybody, just pulled my first jean along with zhongli today with small amout of primos spent, hope you all get the same luck as I did

[@galaxysilver69]

Wait his banner is already out???

[@Zensiv]

@@galaxysilver69 for some regions

[@diamond85matter]

@@galaxysilver69 here in SEA, yes, just an hour ago

[@galaxysilver69]

@@diamond85matter oh an hour ago, I thought it's been hours since I stayed awake until 3 am (reset time in my country) for the banner but nothing came xD. I play on Asia server too so yay

[@Nenette1234]

I live in the states in Pa and his banner isn’t out yet

[@wwangyeoh]

Zhongli is the most simped on male character I have ever seen in a gacha crowd.

[@identi8040]

Maybe because he's broke and because of that he's relatable?

[@gonzaalfonso7833]

"His exceptional ability to provide support AND DEAL DAMAGE" XD

[@mitsuumu3091]

5:01 this is something out of a kdrama

[@samanthaclaremejia7975]

Ok but like- that one second of Childe and zhongli looking at eachother. Please explain m I h o y o

[@melissau.u5452]

I think it has something to do with him being Rex lapis and childe being after the gnosis

[@rasielius]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@hiroyuji3899]

Nah those two are dating don’t even

[@samanthaclaremejia7975]

@@hiroyuji3899 im not complaining, i just didnt want to offend people who didnt like Chili

[@samanthaclaremejia7975]

@@rasielius yes

[@vyra4896]

i wish everyone to pull zhongli, and me myself as well. bless you for the big spear for us

[@saimyintmyat9373]

Xiao is more better

[@fuyumi2493]

@@saimyintmyat9373 how do u know lol

[@saimyintmyat9373]

@@fuyumi2493 just wait for it

[@thecheezepirate340]

Tried to pull. Got chongyun c1 But... I shall not give up

[@alter4442]

@@fuyumi2493 cuz the kit..

[@andriabekauri9239]

okay but they made that one scene with childe as if it was a love story, they knew what they were doing

[@anna-kk2lm]

it looks like a kdrama scene i love it

[@Xian_112]

Genshin kdrama arc

[@aaradhyaacharya7874]

3:37 he's doing him dirty lmao

[@n545-s2g]

Oh my-

[@bitchell1897]

oppsi

[@RikkiRuns]

(¬‿¬)

[@kellenross1694]

I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT LMAOO HE REALLY SAID "Fatuis shall not have babies"

[@Boricosa]

I flinched looking at that-

[@Pollymichaelis]

5:03 THEY REALLY GAVE US A CHILI MOMENT

[@D4rkSpaze]

💀

[@Pollymichaelis]

@@D4rkSpaze never heard of fan service?

[@naturalkrunch7223]

"Attack combo deals significant damage" Combo attack modifiers are literally lower than Xianglings and Barbaras.

[@AbdulRafay-hg6vn]

Yeah

[@marvintortor6162]

agree very miselading marketing

[@francofoohs2667]

The god that protects the city is weaker than the cook kkkkkk

[@Xgil2Play]

Barbara's combo attack is also higher than Mona.

[@Xyiida]

Yet Mona is better then Barbra lol Zhongli can be a DPS

[@MoodyHoodie]

"Dealing significant physical damage" Hmm. Are you sure about that ?

[@marvintortor6162]

The marketing is an entire lie

[@fumesolo6709]

He will get buff in 1.4

[@Forvennm]

@@fumesolo6709 whens that gonna come? When genshin impact 2 is released?

[@Sholver]

@@Forvennm Lmao

[@hyperiusnovani]

@@Forvennm mid to late February, or maybe early March next year.

[@fabilegends]

Mihoyo releases new trailer me 30 sec later: hello there

[@elaminmochichi7767]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@LordThigas]

General Kenobi...

[@Marmag8]

@@LordThigas *you are a bold one*

[@LordThigas]

@@Marmag8 we are

[@aquanano7369]

"Every journey has its final day. Don't rush." You heard that? Don't rush on getting daddy

[@hanin3128]

@@evewhoo my plans exactly

[@jf-kl1zp]

Use single roll guy

[@liloNatzu]

Yes, yes. His banner is up for 20 days so it's good to save up until you feel ready to pull him.

[@Feathertail2205]

@@evewhoo I pull first and save later for future banners lol. Same amount of gems used, just want him to join my party sooner.

[@GachaGamerYouTube]

Hey, this guy looks cool. What game is this?

[@IHateAnime_]

So this comment is just sitting here with like no likes

[@erenplatinum881]

Nice one

[@deadrat9646]

Minecraft

[@lorierose4810]

Duh, it's Minecraft. You know, you can roll for Steve?

[@Unknown-ui2go]

Barbie princess drrssing

[@DracoSafarius]

Trailer: he's a big hecking damage dealer, and a supporting shielder Trial Quest: he's a very powerful physical attacker, and Kaeya and Lisa are here to make it even more apparent His Levelup Stat: yeah he gets Geo dmg every level, you'll be very strong for a support, and your pillars will be fantastic area denial His Featured Weapon: yep, we're still scaling off of attack, and the passive even gives MORE attack. Hope you guys are ready to be hitting monstrous numbers Actuality: oooh we're sorry, he actually scales on hp to benefit his shield and burst attack. Yeah this might purposely cripple his ability damage, but trust us he's working as intended. Auto attacks? Please, he's not an attacker nor have we ever indicated he was one. **see the above** This has just been a DISASTER, Mihoyo

[@hahahaha1117]

but in this video, they does said zhongli scale with HP tho 🤔

[@joestar3688]

@@hahahaha1117 who said it doesn't?

[@joestar3688]

hUsBanDoS/wAiFu defenders: yes zhongli good because his voice is good,lol you dont know how to build him,nOt dPs also them:my zhongli lvl 1 no artifacts no weapon 1000000k damage btw,your statement is invalid

[@DracoSafarius]

@@hahahaha1117 We aren't saying he doesn't/they didn't cover that, it's that they changed/nerfed him stupidly hard but didn't fix the problems that brought up

[@hahahaha1117]

@@joestar3688 nah the part "ohh actually he scale with HP for shield and burst atk"

[@hamhampangpang_customer]

"Though he looks young," he looked like a daddy to me

[@proudtobeme1ashkente]

Yeah. It might be the voice as people who play the Japanese dub for example seem to think he's younger, but to me his physical appearance would be very fitting for a 30 to 35-year-old.

[@gratjia]

@@proudtobeme1ashkente I second that

[@reifen8407]

He "looks" young, coz' in fact he is already a thousand year old, literally "old" x"D

[@adlv5832]

Zhongli really needs a buff for his normal attack and e skill

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

No he doesnt

[@Riki0505]

I agree with him

[@daventriart1130]

Agree

[@lunosse9886]

@@reginaldmustardbacon5866 He's a support but he's garbage at doing it. C1 Noelle heals harder, and hits harder. Tanks do not belong in genshin impact. He scales off HP but he is only for shielding, so what's the point of scaling HP when he's not even in the field. ZL's ult cost 40 energy, but his energy particle regeneration is RNG. Not to mention geo is a trash element to begin with

[@mejad]

Cannot heal like Noelle ...what a 5* trash

[@pastapaputa7434]

Cast: Deal enormous damage. Me: Doubt that.

[@กฤติกร-ฬ1ผ]

Mihoyo is somekind of Liar. This video tell us that " Then, altenate Normal and Charged Attacks stringing together attacks to deal enormous damage". Why his attack soft if compair with chef and idol.

[@redactedseed7114]

4:13 lmao

[@kpi7757]

also they claim that zhongli is a 'support;

[@Sora-hq7pw]

He is an old man 😔👊

[@terrylap6132]

So how is he now?

[@randy3252]

@@terrylap6132 even more op than before

[@Megirly-kq9wh]

"Time isn't something I lack" Well money is something I lack

[@achillesgabales2279]

"Dealing significant Physical damage to enemies"

[@igarashi3994]

So it was a lie then

[@impreza9756]

Not even Crescent Pike can save him. What a joke

[@achillesgabales2279]

@@impreza9756 yeah but he saves my whole team tho

[@younge2273]

He said that when?

[@chelinox4504]

liers he doesn't hit harder than the brat of the waming restaurant chef mao.- i'm proud

[@arielmalsireal5453]

Ninnguang: Rex Lapis Is Dead? SEAL THE GATES!!! Also Zhongli: Oh My?

[@roceythecatbg2846]

"zhongli excels at manipulating geo" ah YES, the archon of geo is capable of manipulating geo, go figure!

[@pudimy]

The floor is made out of floor

[@pudimy]

In africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes

[@adlilzafri2322]

Me: Wait for him to say dealing aoe geo damage Narrator: Says dealing area of effect geo damage Me: My dissapointment is immeasureable and my day is ruined

[@comecat1219]

😂😂😂

[@lordtouchme5735]

A oieee geoiee damage

[@soap2315]

What is so funny about the word "aoe"? Is it the same as "area of effect "?

[@adlilzafri2322]

@@soap2315 It's a meme in the Klee announcement video where the narrator kept saying aoe pyro damage

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Guys I think we bullied the narrator too much.

[@sadpotato8845]

4:13 mhy: DEALS ENORMOUS DAMAGE also mhy: ZHONGLI IS A SUPPORT, GITGUD, BIATCH

[@Xheooon]

4:19 “Enormous” damage The whole community: Are you sure about that?

[@vwoeng7477]

This is from a Chinese player who loves Zhongli and is betrayed by Mihoyo's treatment of him "How much can one love a fictional character? All my discomfort and misery now is because I was so eager and excited then. I rushed to take Zhongli into my party. But seeing how low his damage is, how his supporting capabilities were outclassed by 4-stars, I first felt it was I who had failed him. I didn't give him the best equipment and artifacts. But then when I did give them all to him, nothing had changed. Even though my brain understood it was a problem of numbers and data points, my heart felt it was I who had humiliated his character. I watched as the other three members of the party easily performed their duties, my throat swelling up with sorrow and bitterness.. Upon completing his story mission, when the curtains closed on the last scene at Guyun Stone Forest, I sat staring at my computer screen. Ah, how nice, I said. He wished not for dominion, yet he could not watch the common folk suffer. He left the Salt Goddess's final belongings to the sea, so this weak and pacifist goddess could at last rest in peace. Perhaps he did so out of pity, or perhaps it was because he felt echoes of sympathy in the similarities between her situation and his own now that he was no longer Morax. That was the feeling his character gives off: a boulder of stone upon which beats the wind and rain--eternally enduring, yes, but still never able to regain what it was before. Only upon growing familiar with you, will he share with you a glimpse of those bygone events. His words are akin to salt-kissed river water, a slight tinge of salt mixed with nostalgia for the past and exhaustion at the weathering of eons. The saying goes, "A gentleman's merits are like jade, warming the hand that touches them." He once was rock, and the years polished him into jade. His sensibility is his warmth, as warm as the golden lining of his eyes. A god so powerful he had trouble adapting to the mortal world, yet still holding care and awareness of others in his heart. How could I not love him? My discomfort and pain is not because I spent money. It is because there are no replacements for such a beautiful person. Such a perfect character does not come by often. There are only so many seeds with such potential in this world. Yet it was all wasted because of a couple numbers. There will never be a second Zhongli." When are you going to tell us what will happen to him now?

[@triloka]

Couldn’t agree more, Mihoyo should buff him

[@katsukimatsumoto8804]

That last line hit me

[@plingploong]

And this is why I love him 😢

[@ateabrewer]

Someone’s gonna be isekaied into Genshin as Zhongli with how well written this essay is

[@thatlazyburger9855]

This is so beautiful, I might tear up. I think Mihoyo has hit the spot they wanted with a Character this deep

[@Simiiyu]

"But no matter, for time is not something I lack." Me: Well you do lack mora

[@alvianfajar9570]

The Voice is talking about himself(Dainsleif), not about Zhongli

[@leoon_arts]

At this point, buffing him like giving his basic attack an additional % dmg from his max health is really a good idea. That way he can be tanky and deal great amount of damage to the enemy even as a support

[@Nick-nb2oz]

My boxers: wet My wallet: empty Primogems: gone Hotel: Trivago

[@Stickytiub]

*wangshu inn

[@Aether_looking_for_sister]

My Boxers: none My wallet : midlly full Primogems :1225 Banner: first wish for Zhongli

[@Nick-nb2oz]

@@Aether_looking_for_sister xd, I luckily got him on the 4th wish and it wasn't even pity hahahah

[@wadadparker957]

India se ho tum xD this joke doesn't work here

[@voxmindflex]

“For time is not something I lack” - Dain the undying

[@leocontreras2188]

"4:13 Alternate normal and charged attacks to deal enormous damage" **cries in weakest five star released to date**

[@hq_archive]

Play him as a support, see how strong he actually is :)

[@Ricksola]

@@hq_archive nothing a Bennett, Diona, Xinqiu, Ningguang or Xinyan can't do.

[@hq_archive]

@@Ricksola First of all: Ningguang is a DPS Xinyan is a DPS but yeah you're right

[@Ricksola]

@@hq_archive While Ningguang can be played as a DPS, she can also be used as a burst support. Her DPS capability unlocks really at C1. Xinyan however, is arguably a DPS, her attack speed is slow and her damage is really low. She's meant to be a shield/burst support. Her c2 makes her an even stronger burst support. And her C6 might enable her to become the first Charged attack claymore DPS, but that requires more testing.

[@hq_archive]

@@Ricksola Idk honestly, i'm just going off what people from the discord have been telling me. Seems they were wrong, have a nice day.

[@joshuavallente7057]

When Dainsleif said, “No matter, for time is not something I lack,” did he just confirm that he is alive and breathing after 500 years? Khaenri’ah people are something else.

[@c0ckNBallz]

I mean, didn't rules of time broke there?

[@joshuavallente7057]

@@c0ckNBallz I don’t know. I haven’t heard of that information in the game yet.

[@masdrionalt]

Khaenri'ah folks are built different. Now I'm wondering if that applies to Kaeya as well.

[@bxckstvb4977]

zhongli in the slow-mo when Childe passed: “ah yes, i can buy osmanthus wine”

[@Verzalux]

Zhongli : *released* My wallet : *chuckles* "I'm in danger"

[@munkhorgiliderbold4183]

lets be honest pls buff our geo god he hits worse than a cook puny pillar pulse kinda ok shield just a basic normal average shield ok ult but no energy orb so cant do meteor this is so sad man

[@brush1938]

Agreed, but i think theyll nerf him if we complain even more so-

[@arslongavitabreves]

@@brush1938 lol your logic is like that of a friend of mine. Yeah, she has no sense at all and can't create a coherent set of thoughts.

[@arslongavitabreves]

@Munkhorgil Iderbold agreed wholeheartedly

[@brush1938]

@@arslongavitabreves i mean that logic worked before so why not know lol

[@byoom8671]

@@brush1938 dont harass the creators lmao

[@ashrofclop]

Father : Son why are you suddenly become a gay? Me : Show Zhongli trailer Father : Here's son take my wallet take it all

[@michael7531]

why are you suddenly become a gay? 😭

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Zhongli just made me more gayer than I already was.

[@tarusakinichiima877]

@@michael7531 I knew I wasn't the only one

[@awildmarshmallow3558]

miHoYo broke the contract for giving as false advertisement!

[@TechnolightGT]

How?

[@hamiel]

@@TechnolightGTzhongli isn't that good so we're waiting for him to get buffed

[@lostsoul1264]

@@TechnolightGT"alternate normal and charged attack to string eNoUrMoUs DaMaGe" look at the chef in liyue. The chef does more dps dmg than the God of war,God of contracts,an adepti, and the God that are worshipped by people on liyue

[@hgrxste1549]

Bruh

[@sopmodii1505]

@@lostsoul1264 Actually God of war is Pyro Archon. Sorry it took a whole month to correct you, but here we are.

[@elli8805]

i’m blushing even tho i don’t exist

[@moka_dotz3149]

TAKE MY MONEY BUT IN RETURN COME HOME WITH ME 😭 PLEASE

[@gaming2night730]

@@moka_dotz3149 damn kidnapping lmao

[@tartaglia7866]

I-

[@sakurai6176]

@@moka_dotz3149 mmm k

[@mochi8990]

The Zhongli quest is friggen amazing, like I cant get enough of his game play style

[@AbsoluteZero8458]

I know everyone is going to roast me for this but... Pls buff zhongli

[@danjoshuabernardino5822]

Pls!!

[@kyoujirourengoku289]

Y'all might not realise it but please do understand that he is a support character. I am personally running him as my dps too but I dont expect great damage for him. If he were to do a lot of damage then Zhongli would simply be the best character in the game being able to provide shields, damage and support. That would defeat the purpose of rolling for any other character

[@davidforde2507]

He's a support. The video even calls him that. 6000 hp shield minimum on a 12 second cooldown with a 40 energy stun. Spec him right and you can get a 11,000 plus shield with 35 bonus absorption damage for nearly 15,000 health every 12 seconds with an ult that hits for 15000 without any buffs

[@rajamrifqi5764]

@@kyoujirourengoku289 the problem is he's not even good as a support, he deals abysmal skill damage, his ult is only passable,petrify is also a glorified freeze, he serves no purpose on a geo team bc his energy generation is RNG 6k shield means nothing in abyss it only protects you from 1 or 2 hits with a 12s cd, his skill animation Is also really long so unless you're fighting only geo enemies you will get interrupted most of the time

[@AbsoluteZero8458]

@@kyoujirourengoku289 I'm not really talking about the damage in particular, but increase his energy recharge, since it give out energy at random. Edit: fix the inconsistency of his energy recharge

[@lowliethxd1471]

5:03 From that point of time, I realized that he was my meant to be -wallet- -Zhongli probably

[@yoruichishihouin1419]

“But no matter, for time is not something i lack.” I love that line.

[@xXNickFosterXx]

Gave me goosebumps

[@c0ckNBallz]

Can't wait to know more about Dainsleif

[@AnimeLordOfficial]

I got Daddy Geo only in 2 wishes !!!

[@andrysonss9493]

But the banner isnt come yet

[@Chrylus]

@@andrysonss9493 it is in Asia

[@andrysonss9493]

@@Chrylus now i understand lol, here need more 9hours

[@arnowisp6244]

@@Chrylus Praise Asia!

[@SvnBelaerys]

Please share the luck

[@gadgelt]

I love how he narrated and introduced himself here. "....but no matter, for time is not something I lack"

[@redgrave00]

The narrator of all of these videos is a character named Dansleif. It's not Zhongli who is talking.

[@gadgelt]

@@redgrave00 Oh I misunderstood. I thought he’s Zhong Li

[@sum1s2pid16]

The trailer: eXcEpTiOnAl aBiLiTy iN cOmBaT aNd eNorMoUs DamAgE Reality: hits are weaker than Barbara while Barbara is a 4 star healer

[@Xgil2Play]

Uh? Barbara can so a 5 digit damage Elemental Burst? Good to know.

[@FrozenEdgeEX]

@@Xgil2Play with buffstacking setups (Bennett, Domain Buff, Etc.) Zhongli can hit 100k+... ok sure... Meanwhile madlads who uses DPS Barbara with the same buffstacking method can make her Charged Attacks deal 100k+.... MULTIPLE TIMES before their buff ends btw

[@Xgil2Play]

@@FrozenEdgeEX Using vapourise. You're taking a very detailed set up, one that hasn't been used on Zhongli at all, to undermine his potential. Why don't you use that attitude to make Zhongli do something worthwhile. Oh wait, complain on the internet is easier.

[@Draganel87]

@@Xgil2Play you really think no one has done that?

[@JoeTao]

@@Xgil2Play dude r u srs? Ever used vaporise/melt?

[@miharuchii7157]

Sorry but "but no matter, for time is not something I lack"?????? I GOT SHIVERS

[@XxMuncherxX]

Zhongli wasn't saying that so who is the character that was speaking about zhongli himself. He said "for time is not something I lack" as if he was a part of the story

[@miharuchii7157]

@@XxMuncherxX I know it wasn't him, and yeah, this person has been commenting over every character presentation,,, he also talked about a "sister" if I remember correctly in one video about the story presentation, so I REALLY think it's Aether/Sora from the future.... But I'm probably wrong

[@vallisroyeaux4979]

@@miharuchii7157 I can’t tell based on the voice alone, but I believe this is Dainsleif, the “narrator” for the game who has a part to play presumably around the time Snezhnaya and/or Khaen’Riah enter the story

[@rodrigozanabria2978]

@@miharuchii7157 who is sora?

[@finierude]

@@rodrigozanabria2978 sora is the japanese name of male mc