Colleen Hoover is BORING.

[@AlizeeYeezy]

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[@ambergerhamburger]

I'm so glad y'all are back together. Raid shadow legend kissmet like all the worst Coleen Hoover books

[@mst3kharris]

I’d like to assure Raid Shadow Legends that my laughter during Alizee’s ad reads is pure delight and not at all mocking.

[@louisev9707]

Loving that the screenshot of your account has you on Level 1... I do play a MMORPG game - not Raid! and one of the heroes is called 'Michael Hundt'. Cue the nicknames for dear Mike in the kingdom chats

[@nohintshere]

go to 4:50 to skip the sponsor

[@helixxia9320]

I loved that Raid ad lol

[@warlordofbritannia]

Congrats on staying sober through the worst month of your life! That’s more of a meaningful achievement than anything Coho has written.

[@Sedna_B]

+1 🖤

[@tyler-df3wy]

Ridge saying Sydney is quick to forgive is hilarious since it took three books for her to stop despising Bridgette for being a hooters waitress

[@rebecky5ever]

She forgives when it's convenient for her not when she's a massive asshole

[@theweyrd]

My personal pet peeve, she lets her characters act a certain way and then tries to gaslight the reader into thinking they’re completely different just because it’s said somewhere.

[@tyler-df3wy]

@@theweyrd yeah she so clearly thinks she’s writing likeable characters lmao. Maggie and Bridgette are literally like the only two sympathetic characters in any of her books and she acts like they’re awful people while all the manipulative assholes she calls main characters, including a literal rapist and multiple murderers, are portrayed as angels

[@Sedna_B]

Three???

[@martabarrales3112]

you know what bothers me the most about coho's writing? aside from the obvios misogyny? it's that she's not even a good romance writer, her relationships aren't compelling, every couple is always about big declarations, i love you, i love you, i love you, but you never get to see anything beyond that, just empty words and forced chemistry.

[@cheeto.burrito]

It's like when I, an aromantic, first tried to write romance. "idgi do they just say ilu a lot??? sure that's romance ig"

[@cranberryrosebud]

when I'm not angry, I'm bored. That's how this woman makes me feel. Maybe I should go and write rhythmless, centre-aligned poetry about it... then I can make millions too.

[@Dressup_Doll]

I really try to avoid that with most romances I write. I try to figure out why the two are in love and how they’d show it, and that seems to help.

[@cranberryrosebud]

@@Dressup_Doll That's a level of thought that CoHo evidently doesn't put into her writing. Keep thinking like that, it's a sign that you actually know what you're doing. I wish you much success with your stories!

[@rebecky5ever]

Do you think she cornered the toxic relationship market on purpose? She can't genuinely believe she's writing healthy good love stories.... she can't

[@AlizeeYeezy]

I think she knows what she's doing tbh

[@ambergerhamburger]

For serious. The cognitive dissonance of how she describes her characters and how they actually are is mind blowing

[@Ashbrash1998]

I have a feeling it's a blend of Colleen and the editor. They are just chasing the money trail and trying to work the slice of the book market they got. I doubt they really sit down and think about what the books have.

[@tentinybees]

my theory is she knows exactly what she's doing, but continues to pretend she's ignorant so her fans keep gobbling it up

[@Stonedandbookish]

She absolutely knows what she's doing. A lot of booktok specifically prefers these toxic relationships in books and she's found her niche

[@tyler-df3wy]

“Women like making other women jealous” wow yeah CoHo might as well have just said ‘I’m not a girl’s girl’ that was so blatant

[@mittag983]

CoHo is projecting lmao

[@vintagearisen]

"If Warren was a baby, I'd shake him" LMAO

[@UsikuPls]

If only Co Ho could write a romance as captivating as the one between Alizee and Raid Shadow Legends 😔

[@warlordofbritannia]

“English eating the Irish” is the satirical concept from Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” It sounds like that girl on TikTok thinks it was completely serious.

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@skogsmyra Cripes, I always confuse the two of them. Same with Voltaire and Descartes.

[@vintagearisen]

When we let Americans on TikTok, we're not sending our best

[@ImaginaryAlchemist]

The internet is where satire goes to die

[@ImaginaryAlchemist]

@@vintagearisenwell it’s probably getting banned here so that takes care of that problem 😅

[@dotcom3015]

It was eating babies. I think it was directed at the wealthy people in Ireland, not specifically English

[@astrothsknot]

52 mins - I'll go one better. My dad was a very hands on dad in 70s and 80s - he could bath us and cook dinner as well as my mum, change nappies, feed a baby , could do all the nitty gritty parts of childcare as well as my mum. He never bothered about people telling him he was less of a man, especially as towards the end of the 80 the New Man became popular. But my mum got it worse, she left a group she really loved because they were calling her a lazy bitch because my Dad had changed my little brother's nappy before he went out to work and he made his own piece before going to work. She literally couldn't go round to relatives houses because everyone insulted her for letting her husband, the father of her children be an active parent. they've been married 50 years last saturday, my bro and i are equally close to both them. my bro took on his share of the childcare and went part time at work with his kids, they're teens now and you can still see how close they to their dad. dads don't realise how much they're missing.

[@apoorvasastry7073]

Your story is beautiful! I too have a dad who was very involved in my and my brother's life from childhood. He had always been the more emotionally mature one and taught us a lot of values about being empathetic and sympathetic. A lot of my friends go to him when they need advice for life.

[@tyler-df3wy]

The biggest compliment I can give to coho is that she really makes me feel secure in being aromantic and asexual. Because the thought of being in a relationship anything like the ones in her books actually makes me nauseous

[@alguienrandom742]

As an aroace myself this is relatable

[@mittag983]

I had one like this as a lesbian she cheated on me with two men 😢 it wrecks you be glad you're outside of these people's reach as an ace person

[@mer_acle8101]

@@alguienrandom742 as another aroace, I agree

[@CatChaos369]

Another aroace in this space? Hell yes I’m so glad I can look at the toxic sludge of these “love stories” and know I can happily vibe

[@mikankitsune0440]

I'm a demisexual/bisexually-sapphic and am married to a Lesbian. I feel the same.

[@evabible9770]

Maggie is such a queen, someone get her a cure for cystic fibrosis and a new life in a book by an author with morals

[@warlordofbritannia]

CoHo finally wrote a decent person, so of course they need to suffer like they’re in the Passion of the Christ.

[@ImaginaryAlchemist]

Honestly, I’d rather read about a terminally ill woman trying to live her best life after being dumped by a loser, cheater boyfriend. There’d be an actual story there

[@bluebow5014]

@@ImaginaryAlchemistI might yoink that lmao

[@slavenailieva4418]

Yep, instead she gets domesticated by the first guy she has a one night stand with. Tragic. :(

[@zombieedrea]

Can we add Bridget in that book? Poor girl has to deal with constant slut-shaming from her roommates, sexual harassment and straight-up SA from her own fucking boyfriend for the crime of being a Hooters waitress with trauma. Seriously, her treatment in these books astound me. It just feels so...cruel.

[@HijrahHamid]

The idea that Ridge and Sydney are having a relationship primarily through text is ridiculous. A Deaf person who signs would want to be able to communicate efficiently with their partner. CoHo has never met a Deaf person who signs.

[@zombieedrea]

I don't think CoHo's met *any* deaf person at all tbh.

[@cranberryrosebud]

@@zombieedrea I'm starting to think CoHo's never met a person in general.

[@amylizard]

It took me three weeks to learn basic sign language because I wanted to provide better service to my hearing impaired customers. So much of it is logical and the grammar simple so it's way easier than trying to learn a whole different language. Everything about this book is so dumb.

[@izzy2384]

12 minutes in, and I have a horrible feeling that Maggie will change her mind about having children she won't live to see grow up, as long as they are *his*. Because no woman escapes a book like this unfertilised. Would love to be proven wrong.

[@Ashbrash1998]

Someone else commented that Colleen leaves "no tomb or womb u disturbed".

[@haggisa]

@@Ashbrash1998Bwahahaha, that’s gold.

[@amylizard]

And all within a maximum of two years from meeting. No matter what the age of the protagonists is. Coho is the kind of person that makes my ovaries try to hide behind my liver.

[@MidEri.]

bruh when they needed to go to the hospital and sydney was suddenly at the door ready to go, i thought you were going to say she was going with them to show support for her bf now that the situation was serious, but no. she was actually leaving to sulk?????? genuinely floored me

[@diesdas5851]

same!! I thought this was going to be a surprise!-she-is-becoming-a-better-person-and-partner-moment and then it’s just nothing (as usual). I’m honestly impressed by how much coho refuses to give her characters any development (except occasionally making them change for the worse)

[@CCNuck]

Justice for Bridget. Bridget is the Aphrodite of the CoHo universe.

[@lorey1330]

Or Missy in the human pets series 🥺

[@Nathi98]

She deserves her own version of Aphrodite's best boyfriend

[@fuzzyapple]

Behave, Justice is 11 years old 😂

[@moonlighthowling666]

Justice for Justice

[@greywalker505]

…Which Aphrodite, the Greek myth one or someone else?

[@AshChiCupcak]

You know, at LEAST Verity and Layla have something actually happening to drive the plot forward. The "maybe" series and the slam poetry one Rachel reviewed are the most boring, most mundane storylines. Nothing is happening other than random toxic love. If it wasn't for y'alls commentary, I would have fallen asleep listening.

[@AlizeeYeezy]

Right?? The plots might be ridiculous but at least it's something

[@ambergerhamburger]

Seriously. The one and only co ho book I ever read was Verity... My take away? : amazement at the high reviews and determination to also write a mediocre book... For a lot money. Because seriously this is like straight up 3rd grade level comprehension with a bit of mystery thrown in _ when it could've (maybe) saved itself had it been written as a thriller instead of a problematic romance

[@AshChiCupcak]

​@@ambergerhamburgerI used to think Stephanie Meyers books were so simply and poorly written, then I read CoHo, and she made Meyer's writing look deep. I was watching Alizee's old twilight videos and I have a new appreciation for the fact that Meyers writing isn't constantly full of repetition. It's ok every once in a while but not like 20 times a book. It feels like she's trying to meet a word count in every book.

[@samlerf]

Rachel or Luise Perry, Patience Xina and Marcus dib, 😂

[@ambergerhamburger]

@@AshChiCupcak exactly!!! 💯

[@ancaci]

The way these books randomly make me go "are you stupid?" is unreal.

[@bluebow5014]

What a fucking mood Like where are these characters’/the author’s brain cells

[@i_am_very_vexed]

“Spread your legs and fly” I’m gonna live by this quote now

[@PrincessCiel72]

The fact Coho is taken seriously as an author with a page of a character just repeatedly saying I love you...the bar could only go so low

[@marctestarossa]

i don‘t know what you mean by taken serious. i don‘t care about her and i wouldn‘t want to read a book written by her, because i wouldn‘t like it. but many many people do. so there must be something to it. i don’t like the general differenciation between serious literature and entertainment literature. many people love simple pop music. so is that bad music then, because it‘s not as serious and complex as rachmaninow?

[@killthepandas.]

@@marctestarossa I think that by "being taken seriously" they mean the people that don't mind or even enjoy the explicit abuse and general bad writing on her books. I'm not gonna lie, I like reading some stupid shit sometimes, but it is quite concerning how many young people (and you can see the example of this on apps like tiktok with the people that praise her books) just read the awful relationships she writes and take it as a good example.

[@PrincessCiel72]

​@@marctestarossa​ sorry if I wasn't specific, yes there is some who love reading these as guilty pleasures or love reading a train wreck. Like alizee and many others say the amount of assault, abuse and cheating is troubling. It's more that coho puts these dumb pages of I love yous and someone from the publishing company actually approves of it

[@marctestarossa]

@@PrincessCiel72 thanks ♥️

[@tyler-df3wy]

There’s genuinely more tension in me trying to get in a comfortable position around my sleeping cat and dog than this entire book

[@ambergerhamburger]

😂

[@derpydevilolidk]

At least you have something going on I can’t say the same thing with this book

[@tyler-df3wy]

@@derpydevilolidk yeah and my pets have a way more interesting and healthy dynamic than any Colleen Hoover relationship could ever hope for

[@tyler-df3wy]

I genuinely can’t comprehend how someone could read this series and come away thinking Maggie’s the bad guy. Like I‘ve read unreliable narrators before but this genuinely just sounds like CoHo bleeding through her characters

[@nont18411]

Coho’s “villain” - Suffering from a life-threatening disease - Getting neglected by her parents - Losing her grandpa but still had a time to apologize to her cheating ex boyfriend and the girl he cheated with Coho’s “hero” - A cheater - A sex offender - An arsonist

[@CresentMoonVideos]

"I wish more girls liked me" Girl, you are my absolute dream woman. Full stop. 🥴

[@erinhaury5773]

Hard same!

[@SanjaSleipnir]

My sentiments exactly

[@ezraindustries6175]

Sees new Alizee video : 😃 Sees it isn't house of night : 😢 Sees it's Collen Hoover : 😃😃😃😃

[@ambergerhamburger]

😂OMG same

[@sinisterghostlywoman]

This could be an interesting, cute found-family story IF 1. Ridge fell in love with a man instead of Sydney, realized he was gay and worked thru that with Maggie, resulting in a stronger friendship than their relationship ever was 2. Warren wasn’t scum of the earth

[@greywalker505]

I’ll do you one better: if Warren was just scratched out of the story altogether.

[@rainbeau6760]

"Is Boston in Chicago" is an amazing question, actually

[@bebeliveshere5950]

These scenes are legit from fanfiction that's something Id write age 14 Edit: hearing you say she's a WATTPAD AUTHOR?? explains everything. I am finally at peace. Life makes sense again. Of COURSE GIRLIEPOP WRITES CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

[@mrbubbies_]

“Massachusetts? Where the hell is that?!” This was healing 😭

[@Slywyn]

One of my favorite dumb history stories is something you reminded me of when talking about how cats sound. The Egyptian word for cat is 'Mau' and that just gives me the dumb mental image of some Egyptian way back when walking up to a cat and being like "What in the fuck are you??" and the cat goes "Mau" And he's just like. "Fair enough".

[@shanayazaveri2620]

I speak Marathi, an Indian language, and 'Mau' is a cute nickname for cats in my language. It's so sweet that cats bring cultures closer.

[@Bubble-Buddies3000]

20:39 Why are we weird on TikTok, we pretty much say the same thing just without “a” in front. “I could go for Mexican.” 😂

[@tyler-df3wy]

So apparently from what I’ve heard (obviously can’t confirm), CoHo’s husband actually got pissed when he read Maybe Someday because he thought her writing about Ridge and Sydney getting together was her condoning cheating. So 1) I’m kinda curious if that inspired some of the Verity-Jeremy conflict with his attitude towards her writing and 2) what do we reckon his thoughts are around the rest of the relationships in her books…

[@AshChiCupcak]

I actually wondered how her husband felt about her constantly condoning cheating in her books. Gotta be honest, if my husband was writing books about men who are constantly unfaithful, I'd be giving him the side eye too. It's funny though THATS the issue that bothers him, the one that could directly affect him. All those other ones aren't his problem lol

[@cosas_de_gatos]

Girl, if my husband was writing books like that I’d be pissed. I genuinely feel sorry for the dude 😭 Having your spouse writing books basically fantasizing about these weird relationships must be awful

[@warlordofbritannia]

If my girlfriend was even reading CoHo I’d think about dumping her, let alone if she was writing this tripe.

[@NoelleTakestheSky]

@@AshChiCupcak Well, she defends her creepy son who deserves jail time. If her husband’s not pissed at their kid for that, then he’s got no morals either.

[@ettaetta439]

​​@@NoelleTakestheSkyThe thing with her son is alleged and has not been proven outside some allegations from the victim online. From what I know, she has not addressed it since and she only just blocked the victim and said nothing. Not defending Coho's books, and I do believe victims, but I find a lot of the CoHo discourse tends to bring up her son as ammo when her books are terrible and really revealing of her values on their own, and she doesn't need to have a predatory son for criticisms towards her morality to have weight.

[@warlordofbritannia]

Fun fact: There’s over 150 towns or cities in Massachusetts named after places in England-I currently live in Marlborough, for example. There’s also Wakefield, Worcester, Gloucester, Bristol, Cambridge, Lynn, Tewksbury…you get the idea. People who live in Massachusetts are known as Massholes.

[@NoelleTakestheSky]

Massholes have actually earned the title, and the ones I know are proud of it. It’s the one state where people are proud of being assholes.

[@abigailbailey9633]

Heck, even Boston is a cathedral town in Lincolnshire. I am British and my partner is a Masshole. We have had many moments when I am like 'wait, what?' when he talks about pulling into Dudley station or walking around Wakefield.

[@mentallyunw3ll]

This is EASILY the most painful one to sit through. Holy fuck my guy. There’s a special ring of hell for the people that enable Colleen Hoover

[@ambergerhamburger]

So glad to have an Alizee video to occupy my time and distract from the utter nonsensical void we must exist in.

[@AlizeeYeezy]

Thank you so much!

[@ambergerhamburger]

No thank you! I really hope the storm clears up. I just tell myself I'm getting all my misery done at once but damn life falling apart really does put shit in perspective in the worst way . Anyway it's obvious you're "tough as nails" but hopefully your friends and loved ones are giving you support and TLC 💕 or at least "congratulating you daily for just existing" 😂

[@siierraa]

@@ambergerhamburger”i’m getting all my misery done at once” is a great way to look at it. thank you for this, i needed it!

[@ambergerhamburger]

@@siierraa oh that's so great to hear ☺️💕

[@AndClicker]

As an American, I really loved “is Boston in Chicago”

[@anaribeiro6615]

Yeah I never got the "I didn't realize I was crying" trope either, my eyes are dry as fuck and every time I start crying they sting a lot I think it may be something like "I was so overwhelmed by emotion that I couldn't feel it"?

[@Ashbrash1998]

Same, like I am very aware of when I cry. Like I can accept suddenly crying or tears just coming out when you don't want to.

[@Nathi98]

It's like a ponytail constantly hitting my eyes & obscurring my vision, so that is total bogus

[@cyb3rstalker]

same! but because of my mascara😭

[@cheeto.burrito]

The way I think of this trope is a form of dissociation; they're so far out of their body that they don't feel their tears

[@aiglentinaa]

I’ve had this happen. But only when I’m trying to sleep and suddenly start crying for no reason (I only notice when the tears hit my nose or mouth or the pillow suddenly gets wet)

[@xylopylo]

Thank you for reading all these books and summarizing them so that I don't have to read them to see why they're so bad. It has also given me a good way of knowing which coworkers to avoid when I ask their favorite books and they say something like "Verity" or "Anything by Colleen Hoover" You're taking a real one for the team putting the time and effort into reading and making these videos!

[@NoelleTakestheSky]

I had someone recommend November 9, and I was like…”The one where it turns out the love interest was the one who set the fire that almost killed the main character, and then he lied to her?” and they said, “Yeah, but he was dealing with his own trauma.” To which I was like, “So, look at your daughter, and tell me if you’d be happy for her to end up with someone like that, or if you’d struggle to not kill him.” Her books stop being romantic when you ask people if they’d be okay if those guys ended up with their own daughters.

[@ambergerhamburger]

OMG Co Ho is like a separate species. Thanks for hate reading for all of us bc I just can't even 😂

[@kodamaspirit9298]

I'm only just starting the video but I can already tell the toxic love story between Alizee and Raid Shadow Legends is still a better love story than whatever CoHo has come up with this time.

[@tyler-df3wy]

Coho is so the kind of person that says they’d be okay with their kid being trans then be super passive aggressive about it if they do

[@blanketeer6321]

yeah when at the end Sydney said 'if they choose to identify as anything other than male or female' like it's not a choice??

[@jaypexy7802]

i know a mother like this. I can confirm this is the kind of bullshit they engage in

[@anaiswinter9893]

You should make all the Raid Shadow Legends adverts.....alone for the tone and delivery I would be tempted, just because it was funny.

[@ambergerhamburger]

Same.

[@charbage9073]

Proud of you for staying sober throughout this hard time. Missed youuuuyy

[@Rina.dot.]

A tale of Alizee telling us all the reasons why she would block the lead male protagonist. So glad to see you back!!

[@Tipsywibble]

Been watching your content for a few years now and I'm absolutely here for your "don't give a shit" era. IT IS TIME. Your personality is what hooked me, so I'm looking forward to seeing whatever the hell you feeling like making. Thanks for another great vid, and glad you're in a better spot than before! You deserve some peace of mind.

[@sayruh2794]

I'm going to break into this garbage book and save Maggie because OH MY GOD. of all the things for CoHo to CoHopt for her shitty books, cystic fibrosis probably boils my piss the most.

[@fujoshipeanut5074]

My cat gave your meow the side eye 😂😂

[@ambergerhamburger]

😂

[@greywalker505]

Cat: …Oh, sweet Bastet, the humans know our language.

[@ambergerhamburger]

@@greywalker505 😂

[@sydsky8815]

Home girl faked needing to see a cardiologist when in the US it could take months to see one. Source: currently need to see a cardiologist

[@jojol.2630]

The metal gear series is so unhinged and wild. There’s a boss who controls bees and he makes a gun out of bees that shoots bees at you. I think you’d love it. Also the memes about Rising, that game is a genuine masterpiece

[@RainWelsh]

Also, the bees can be discouraged from attacking you so long as you can do sick revolver twirling tricks.

[@sophialambert2616]

Boxes. All that needs to be said is- boxes.

[@mst3kharris]

A deadly bee weapon? Bees. My God.

[@greywalker505]

Nanomachines. That’s all you need to know.

[@iamsotired.419]

The Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship from you never gets old, it’s hilarious. Love these videos by the way!

[@ayleth5585]

I love your videos and I've been watching for the longest time. I'm always excited when one drops. Proud of you for staying sober despite going through a rough time, keep your chin up ♥

[@AlizeeYeezy]

Thank you!

[@willie4982]

Jake's reason for being a doctor is terrifying 😭😭

[@croissant9167]

About crying and not realizing it, sometimes I’ll just dissociate and not realize I was tearing up

[@Briarbeans]

The raid shadow legends ad is part of the experience ahdkfks you're so funny. Edit: I'm so happy that you're enjoying making these so much. It's a genuine pleasure to watch knowing that. :)

[@lpthanhy]

I keep zoning out when it’s parts of the book and then coming back like, “That’s funny but I have no context for this joke.”

[@farkasmactavish]

20:10 Well...that's not even as short as Americans say it. We don’t say "ordering *a* Chinese," we just say "ordering Chinese".

[@98765432165410]

Yeah I enjoy Alizee’s videos but I’ve noticed that she makes shady comments about Americans (but will preface she doesn’t mean her viewers) that are often inaccurate and misleading. I don’t think she means bad, but it’s disappointing to see. The reason many places on the East Coast have the same names as places in England is because of English colonialism. And the reason that most Americans don’t identify their /ethnicity/ as American is because most Americans aren’t Indigenous. Irish-American, Italian-American, Polish-American, etc culture are all real.

[@janelott]

SHE’S BACK THIS IS A GREAT DAY!!

[@frankensteinlives]

You have gotten me back into Raid Shadow Legends, I hope you're happy.

[@kitsunekun2345]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has to drop everything sometimes to google things like "Where is Boston"

[@liluthealmighty]

“I’d say crack but we know he’s not that interesting” is a FANTASTIC line lmfaooo

[@kenzie6976]

Omg yes! But also I hope you’re doing okay after your unexpected break ❤ Hell yeah Rajd coming in clutch

[@cosas_de_gatos]

You have no idea how much i appreciate your videos 😭 they must take tons of effort, but they are somehow so comforting, and I listen to one almost everyday while I draw. Hopefully these books don’t kill all your brain cells and you’re able to continues 🤞 Anyway, i decided to leave a comment for the algorithm 😅

[@noheterotho179]

Alizee, Queen of Raid Shadow Legends returns! Thank you for a video to watch while cleaning, hope you're doing better now x

[@VeronicaWarlock]

Hurrayyyyy we are fed! Thank youuuuu~~~ Congrats on making it through and sticking with your sobriety. You have all of us rooting for you and untapped wells of strength to draw on. Brighter days ahead, and I'm so glad to see you again. ^_^ (Sounds like that one American girl thought A Modest Proposal was a real thing.)

[@The_Leftysaurus]

This was so much fun again! ♥ I am sorry to hear you're still having such a rough-ass year though :( Wishing you good vibes in the nearby future ♥

[@sophialambert2616]

Alizee, whatever you want to review, I'll watch it. You're fabulous at tearing things apart. Also, congrats on staying sober even when it got rough. I'm creeping up on 5 months no smoking of the cigs. Thanks for the laughs and stay well.

[@sophialambert2616]

50:00 if it's a big American city, you *may* have 2-4 hospitals with speciaists that can treat your chronic illnesses. BUT you will not be able to just walk into any for a random checkup, or have any guarantee on which doctor you'll get for a last minute appointment; and if you're not in an emergency situation, count on there being a 4-6 month wait to see the doctor. So yeah... press a big X to doubt the plot contrivance of walking into the office under fake casual appointment circumstances to makeup Edit- oh, and insurance! Chances of random specialists being in your network? Ha! And no prior referral from her primary care doctor?! Double ha! So, that office trip costs hundreds out of pocket to do.

[@sophialambert2616]

1:10:15- no. Not just you. Neegan would totally go for it before he became a daddy-to-be.

[@qwertykeyboard5901]

All the dialog and inner narratives are so _slightly weird._ And I'm writing a romance where the POV changes to a MtF autistic deer mouse who has extreme difficulties recognizing people!

[@beechsims]

Any sponsor would be lucky to have you advertising their product tbh. Haven't even gotten halfway through but this video has already made my night hahaha. You're the best!

[@archivist-93]

Vaguely concerned by how much I enjoy these videos…

[@JennaThePanda]

So excited to have a video to listen to while I have an ADHD hyper fixation- fueled cleaning spree

[@larissamarzurkiewiczcampos8749]

Soooo happy to see you are back! And also, it's amazing that you stayed sober through the worst moments of your life. Hope everything works well from now on

[@iwouldgiveyouthemoon_]

your coho videos give me so much life.

[@Ruby-qt5wj]

The story is written so badly I needed that makeup break in the middle, it was like a breather😭

[@DeadlyAnteater]

i look forward to your uploads sooo much omg cuz first of all, i'll never read one of these awful books myself but i love hearing about them!! 😂 and i'm always hunting for videos to listen to while i'm at work all day. these long ass videos are perfectionnn🫶🏼

[@cornnflaek6234]

Clicked the second I saw the notification

[@meatofmink]

a new alizee!? TWO AND A HALF HOURS LONG!? my god what a good weds this is

[@nacktramn]

Unrealistic, tandem instructors hate their lives 😂

[@quicksilveryt4000]

I was just bingeing your videos yesterday, and woke up to this! Glad to have ya back! ^-^

[@Slywyn]

"Is Boston in Chicago" sent my sides into orbit.

[@edvh88]

As a Bostonian, I was deeply offended (and also lol’d)

[@Olivia-vv8vw]

Wooo something to listen to while I clean/unpack at my new place! Thank u queen

[@RustBetweenTelephones]

Welcome back, hope you are well ❤

[@zaramikazuki8374]

Whoa! First time I caught a new Alizee upload within an hour of it going live! Exciting!

[@mitchellhouser1572]

Happy to see you back but I’m sorry you’ve been having such a difficult time. We’re here for you!

[@alexismarnold]

It’s good to see Alizee back and at it😌

[@Beepboobopp]

I hope the terrible month you’ve had gets better. Thank you for still entertaining us despite going thru tough times ❤️

[@lil_dairy]

you are the best even though anything coho physically hurts me. glad to see u back and thank u for this!! Ive had a traumatic month recently too and I rlly hope youre doing well (besides torturing yourself by reading about w*rren)

[@dummysoup]

THE QUEEN IS ALIVEEE

[@spacecase-cadet]

I always get so excited when I see you upload. Thank you thank you thank you for putting yourself through these horrible books for us!

[@Nathi98]

Big applaus for you for surviving a terrible month sober! Had a month like that back in September. Whilst I'm by no means an addict, I did see the appeal of numbing my head for a little bit a few times That makes it all the more admirable that you managed to steer clear! You rock!!!

[@justvibingg-yt]

congrats on staying sober through a hard time dude !!!! so so proud and happy for you

[@enafuchkar]

Yesss finally a video, my life is a little brighter now ❤

[@snowydarling]

love love love

[@littlepix101]

59:36 - There are 96 "I love you"s, excluding the all caps one.

[@cantcnangetheweather]

Im so happy youre back! i hope youre doing great. 2 hours and 30 minutes is so generous lol

[@nyssalynn5216]

How dare KZbin not immediately blast this on the top of my reccomended video cmon

[@jesslemon9124]

Been binging your coho slander vids hoping a new one was on the way, wishes have been granted🥰

[@farmerbeebop]

been missing your videos and your amazing humor, now the void in my heart is full again. i hope the rest of the year is great, i can absolutely relate to it being shit so far. 2024 has started off with a bang that's for sure. much love

[@Darcey-ku5uq]

Hah I’m watching the Waling Dead too-i’m at season 9-absolutely loving it haha! Also, your reviews haul me out of bed and motivate me to crack on with my work. Thanks Ali ❤️

[@maiastratan6990]

These videos are honestly my favourite to get me through a workout or an unpleasant work task. Do I have any clue what’s happening in the story, who the characters are and what their relationships are? Not at all. I just live for the commentary.

[@Minpei_Irumina]

About a week ago, I used my Audible credit to check out 'Maybe not' so I could actually have experience with Colleen's books myself so I could better criticize her. 15 minutes in, I turned it off and went back to listening to music. I genuinely do not understand her appeal, her opening was decent in writing standards, but I could not bare an entire book through Warren's toxic ass perspective. Two days ago, I decided to listen to your review of it, and honestly, I'm still surprised how crazy it got, all well supporting Warren's insane behavior. Might end up going back to reading it it, I did use my monthly credit and would hate to waste it. But damn, what the hell Colleen Hoover?

[@NoelleTakestheSky]

She gets more money the further in you get with that stuff. You can find free pdfs online and have ChatGPT read it to you.

[@i361x3]

I think If you do Not Like a book you are able to Return it on Audible If you have a subscription. Or you Just suffer through it 😄

[@tournesoleils]

the way I was just thinking man I miss alizee's vids and bam here we are. with the raid shadow legends ad no less. what a beautiful day to be alive