The House Of Night is a CHAOTIC MESS

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Alizee

Alizee

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@KeganLeavess
@KeganLeavess 10 ай бұрын
THE RETURN! I should probably rewatch the previous videos first to remember what the Cherokee word for granddaughter is, otherwise I'll be completely lost
@MaddieMisanthrope
@MaddieMisanthrope 10 ай бұрын
😂🤣
@JackiePearl
@JackiePearl 10 ай бұрын
^ that
@chlo2902
@chlo2902 10 ай бұрын
😂
@elenabe4718
@elenabe4718 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@erxa781
@erxa781 10 ай бұрын
LOLL
@emmyrose233
@emmyrose233 10 ай бұрын
"Jack dies while singing the Glee version of Defying Gravity" I'm sorry, he WHAT?
@icravedeath.1200
@icravedeath.1200 6 ай бұрын
Ngl thats kinda 🏳️‍🌈 and metal af
@nightmarefanatic1819
@nightmarefanatic1819 Ай бұрын
How would people know he was gay if he didn't die in the most stereotypically gay manner possiblem
@cedardelossantos5987
@cedardelossantos5987 10 ай бұрын
“A chubby gay is not a happy gay”? I mean I KNOW the cast duo have never heard of bears but come on……..
@JamesTullos
@JamesTullos 10 ай бұрын
Every time you cover a new entry in this book series, I remember that it exists.
@AlizeeYeezy
@AlizeeYeezy 10 ай бұрын
Lol no way, I watch your vids too! Small Internet 😂
@juliacamargo4793
@juliacamargo4793 10 ай бұрын
What is this, a crossover episode?!?
@oxeyemoth
@oxeyemoth 10 ай бұрын
I swear Jack's actual last name was Twist in the book he was introduced, but he's called Swift by Zoey at the funeral in this book. Probably a mistake by the authors but I'd like to think its Zoey literally knowing so little about him she got it wrong
@drebbmebben5322
@drebbmebben5322 10 ай бұрын
This killed me
@95north90
@95north90 10 ай бұрын
Zoe: We are gathered here to mourn our dear friend **checks smudged writing on hand** Jock Swift
@thehermit8618
@thehermit8618 10 ай бұрын
​​@@95north90this would feel so in character. Extra points if she bawls unconsolably as if she was dating Jack and not Damian and makes Jack's death all about her in true narcissistic Zoe fashion
@voldemortsniece3019
@voldemortsniece3019 10 ай бұрын
It is jack Twist! I am reading the series on book three 🤣 I hate it so far.
@itsriverwren
@itsriverwren 10 ай бұрын
the way I had entirely forgotten Zoe had a brother and sister until Linda mentioned her three children
@AlizeeYeezy
@AlizeeYeezy 10 ай бұрын
Lol right?
@blablah6958
@blablah6958 10 ай бұрын
Her brother plays a greater role in the „Other World“ books. Kinda. I forgot about her sister completely and it seems the Casts did too
@syncronymph2119
@syncronymph2119 7 ай бұрын
@@blablah6958I was reading the Otherworld book Loved and his character was introduced as Kevin Hefner (should be Heffer) so when he spoke of his sister I thought it was someone else. I guess the Cast duo forgot the names of their characters??
@kaylawolf8928
@kaylawolf8928 10 ай бұрын
Next time a professor asks me to show my work, I'll just say "I'm gay, I know things"
@MaddieMisanthrope
@MaddieMisanthrope 10 ай бұрын
Well shit. I'm gay, I drink AND I know things - do I go with Jack or Tyrion? 😂
@NotoriousLightning
@NotoriousLightning 10 ай бұрын
Are you a chubby gay or a happy gay?
@xLiLlyx98
@xLiLlyx98 9 ай бұрын
​@@MaddieMisanthrope I think the answer is just yes
@MaddieMisanthrope
@MaddieMisanthrope 9 ай бұрын
@@xLiLlyx98 Good call! 😂 🤣
@lexa2310
@lexa2310 7 ай бұрын
​​​@@NotoriousLightningisnt the word gay also a synonym for happy?
@GlimmerOfAComet
@GlimmerOfAComet 10 ай бұрын
Jack being almost beheaded while singing defying gravity (the glee version) is actually so funny that I can't even be mad.
@Link-dx1lx
@Link-dx1lx 10 ай бұрын
Couldn't have written a better parody if we tried
@PrinPardus
@PrinPardus 10 ай бұрын
I am dyinggg, I read this series as a middle schooler but never made it this far. I'd heard Jack died later in the series but never knew the details. This is hysterical, it's beyond parody.
@linstar9172
@linstar9172 10 ай бұрын
The killing off of people based on your real-life friends is My immortal-level hilariously bad writing.
@mikeyjamieson4715
@mikeyjamieson4715 10 ай бұрын
Tara Gillespie's been real quiet since these books came out...
@Ellisepha
@Ellisepha 10 ай бұрын
No legit I believe that House of Night is the spiritual successor to My Immortal. We got the super fantastic powerful Mary Sue with a harem who calls other girls sluts and goes to vampire high school. Only that the Casts are obviously preps.
@lamb9642
@lamb9642 7 ай бұрын
and your opinions are hilariously bad writting too but to each it's own :)
@linstar9172
@linstar9172 7 ай бұрын
@@lamb9642 What does that even mean??? How can opinions be writing? Do you disagree? Huh?
@xLiLlyx98
@xLiLlyx98 5 ай бұрын
​@@linstar9172 as alizee would say to that oerson... "Uuh sick effin burn m8"
@Patchouliprince
@Patchouliprince 10 ай бұрын
Mother has blessed us with sustenance
@LtCaswell
@LtCaswell 10 ай бұрын
I'm so mad at how they treat Aphrodite still! The scene where she is comforting Damien is showing she has great emotional intelligence. Damien is grieving and probably in shock, and offering to take care of his pets isn't a threat, it's pure concern seeing how she phrased it. If he felt like he couldn't take care of the animals, he might've not wanted to bring it up himself, since it would seem disrespectful towards Jack in his grieving mind. So Aphrodite is so considerate, giving him the opportunity to hand them over for a while if he felt like it, without being intrusive. She's the nicest person in the series, and I can't understand what the author(s) were thinking having the supposed good guys neg her all the time!
@hetheron
@hetheron 10 ай бұрын
Hard to believe we are at book EIGHT already! How much time has passed in the books since then, 2 weeks? 😆
@warlordofbritannia
@warlordofbritannia 10 ай бұрын
Aphrodite hasn’t been even mildly mean in at least half a dozen books but she’s still being treated like a Mean Girl
@thehermit8618
@thehermit8618 10 ай бұрын
At this point im convinced Aphrodite is a stand in for a real life person the Cast duo know but her personality -either by incompetence or unconscious acknowledgement of her irl inspiration not being that bad - ended up becoming the only one of the main group who is bearable or reasonable. I earnestly believe that if this books were written from Aphrodite's POV and overseen by an editor who cuts through the Casts bullshit, they would've been actually decent.
@lamb9642
@lamb9642 7 ай бұрын
cause she is a horrible person :D what is your point
@greenstarlover1
@greenstarlover1 4 ай бұрын
​​@@thehermit8618so, she's House of Night version of Chloe Bourgeois?
@mikeyjamieson4715
@mikeyjamieson4715 10 ай бұрын
I love how every time you read a part of the book that's Zoey's POV, your voice subconsciously adopts a valley girl inflection.
@thehermit8618
@thehermit8618 10 ай бұрын
In all fairness thats exactly how every Zoey passage reads as
@ninavale.
@ninavale. 10 ай бұрын
honestly, Aphrodite should just drop Zoey's ungrateful ass at this point, because Zoey is just mean and it's uncalled for. Aphrodite, as far as I can remember from this mess, was the only one who decided to actually DO SOMETHING in crisis and try and bring Zoey back, to defeat the bad guys instead of oh-my-mying and wallowing in depair and angst like everyone else. On the side note, I NEVER understood the appeal of a protagonist like Zoey, someone who is just so entitled and self-absorbed and vapid and all that. and I'm not saying you can't focus on a character who is a bitch or who is entitled and all of that, obv you can but the narrative should ADMIT IT. It should make it clear the protagonist is like this and maybe not the best person. Because what I hate about this portrayal is that the authors are insisting that the protagonist ISN'T the mean person or in the wrong. On the contrary, they try to gaslight us into beliving the protag-kun/chan is perfect and in the right. and that INFURIATES ME. Because, again, they are NOT perfect they clearly ARE flawed but the narrative won't ever admit it.
@sarahuher8358
@sarahuher8358 10 ай бұрын
It's how cast writes. Her books into the mist and out of the Dawn are even worse about it. The protagonist in them is pure evil.
@amandad8922
@amandad8922 10 ай бұрын
My girl needs justice
@MaddieMisanthrope
@MaddieMisanthrope 10 ай бұрын
YES.
@mikeyjamieson4715
@mikeyjamieson4715 10 ай бұрын
Aphrodite: **speaks** Me: QUEEN!!!
@MizunoEnma
@MizunoEnma 3 ай бұрын
Not to mention, even in the first book when Aphrodite was the "mean girl" she was quick to immediately help Zoey when it was serious, and also went to her with her vision because she knew Zoey has the power to do something. She was a "mean girl" for maybe half the book and then dropped all that the second things because serious and not highschool popularity fighting. Then continued to do so for the rest of the books, taking up more responsibilities until she is literally THE backbone for everyone. Aphrodite is written as if she was suppose to be the main character, and HER personality and actions are more aligned with the traits that everyone said Zoey has.
@juliacamargo4793
@juliacamargo4793 10 ай бұрын
"Oh yeah in this book Jack dies LOL RIP send one up" I choked on my tea laughing
@LifeJustSlappedMeWithNunchucks
@LifeJustSlappedMeWithNunchucks 9 ай бұрын
I'm glad you wrote it out 😂😂😂😂😂
@CatChaos369
@CatChaos369 Ай бұрын
I keep saying this whenever I come across a fictional character dies lol
@Nina-Kat
@Nina-Kat 10 ай бұрын
So flying snakes are real! They basically flatten their bodies and then fling themselves threw the air like a Frisbee. They control their 'flight' by redirecting airflow with their bodies. They can go 300 feet from tree to tree.
@eveandaedrul
@eveandaedrul 10 ай бұрын
That must be quite taxing on their bodies! Snakes are spooky but so impressive.
@Nina-Kat
@Nina-Kat 10 ай бұрын
@@eveandaedrul They are! Such cool noodles.
@ms.moronic9165
@ms.moronic9165 10 ай бұрын
Cool! I’m scared!
@Nina-Kat
@Nina-Kat 10 ай бұрын
@@ms.moronic9165 If it makes you feel better, they're harmless to people. Plus they rather stay near the tops of trees.
@Ulaclarewrites
@Ulaclarewrites 10 ай бұрын
I want you to know these are my comfort videos I put on in the background when I’m writing my college papers. I listened to it yesterday while writing my midterms, and felt jealous of you having the time tearing these books to shreds. It feels like a midterm miracle you uploaded. And I appreciate the work you do!
@AlizeeYeezy
@AlizeeYeezy 10 ай бұрын
Thank you and good luck on your midterms!
@a.l.i.c.i.a.
@a.l.i.c.i.a. 10 ай бұрын
They're mine too!
@ghostinthecity
@ghostinthecity 10 ай бұрын
So many gay stereotypes yet they missed that Damien and Jack would have loved Aphrodite, even if they didn't trust her.
@aishandste1964
@aishandste1964 10 ай бұрын
My favourite KZbin series at the moment! Also throwback to when PC Cast blocked me from her Facebook page when I was a teen for commenting that she was dragging out the series for extra sales 😄
@dillpickle-no9hl
@dillpickle-no9hl 10 ай бұрын
omg you're a legend thats fucking hilarious
@oxeyemoth
@oxeyemoth 9 ай бұрын
Not even wrong
@xLiLlyx98
@xLiLlyx98 5 ай бұрын
Girlie couldnt handle the truth 😔✊🏻
@thea4676
@thea4676 10 ай бұрын
Man i used to love these books as a teen. I mean, back then I realized they were not exactly high literature and they were always a bit if a guilty pleasure, but I don't remember them being THIS bad. Also, Jack was annoying but omg what a homophobic trope. Like, that is the quintessential bury your gays - you have about 10 million straight characters but you kill one of the only two gay ones (and that after refusing to give us a lesbian couple in the face of stevie rae and aphrodite - weird how the bond suddenly turns platonic when it's two girls, being sexual literally every other time.)
@everyonesfavoritesidechara3816
@everyonesfavoritesidechara3816 10 ай бұрын
I agree the way they’re writing Kramisha]s dialog feels offensive because they’re trying to use a stereotypical black dialect and writing it poorly, and the only times she drops that way of speaking is with her poems from nyx.
@UnraveledAnarchy
@UnraveledAnarchy 10 ай бұрын
"At least Kingdom Hearts is fun" no truer words have ever been spoken.
@Butchcavalier
@Butchcavalier 9 ай бұрын
"a chubby gay is not a happy gay" the Cast duo would not survive bear night at the gay bar for a fucking minute
@debbieisexhausted
@debbieisexhausted 10 ай бұрын
God, I remember being so distraught about jack dying when I was reading these as a kid but I was cackling this time it's so bad
@SoTallSoLame
@SoTallSoLame 10 ай бұрын
GOT MY REFRESHING BROWN POP TO FUEL ME LET'S GOOO
@user-mh7db7ei1s
@user-mh7db7ei1s 10 ай бұрын
"A chubby gay isn't a happy gay!" The Cast duo really can't go one single book without being fatphobic.
@xLiLlyx98
@xLiLlyx98 5 ай бұрын
The amazing ability to roll 2 phobic comments into one utterance ✨
@grungechild94
@grungechild94 10 ай бұрын
"You're lighting the funeral pyre of a GAY" I love Aphrodite so much 😂
@sam.onella
@sam.onella 7 ай бұрын
I feel like Neferet could be a really sypathetic character. Now, we know two things: - Beginning at the age of 10 and continuing for 5-7 years, she was sexually abused by her human father - Nyx marks her and chooses for her to become a vampyre, therefore saving her from her father *If Neferet had a basis in religion (which is patriarchal) before Nyx marked her, she could have felt like God turned his back on her and allowed her father hurt her. *She could have struggled with religion, so hearing that Nyx is a real goddess and is there to save her could have given her renewed hope and devotion. *Except this time, she realized that, if Nyx was God all along, it was HER responsibility to save her, and that Nyx turned HER back on the intense sexual abuse instead. *She could have internalized this until it festered into a hatred of Nyx (who she disobeys by choosing evil), humans (her father was part of Human society, and no other humans presumably saw or saved her from the abuse), and men (who she strings along, manipulates, and potentially abuses-- why? so they can't and won't hurt her. they are whom she constantly maintains power over so that they can't even have a CHANCE at hurting her. This could also be why she chose so much power in becoming a Tsi Tsigili (?). because power makes her feel safe. it enstills that she can never be hurt or abused again.) *This isn't even to mention the fact that she could have been sexually abused as a fledgling before becoming Nyx's high priestess. We know the school employs nonces, and we know that evil could have slithered into other men besides Stark. And we know men dont go on holiday from abusing women, even while fledglings!! What if she continued to be sexually abused by a teacher or classmate(s)? Or what if she went into the human world and was assaulted? Like what nearly happened with Zoe? *Then she'd lose faith in Nyx and turn her back on Nyx to gain more power- so men could stop hurting her and she could feel safe. TL:DR, Neferet had the potential to be a sympathetic character, driven by fear, insecurity, and the brokenness she was left with after years, potentially decades, of living under sexual abuse from humans/men. She had so much potential to be a dynamic and interesting character. She could've been shown her wrongs and the horrible past her actions now stem from, why a hatred of humans is wrong/preventing her from many things- like finding peace and comradere in humans, who are not so different from vampyres- and been redeemed as someone more than her trauma. But no. She's just an evil woman making good men evil by her proximity because she's such a nasty manipulative slut for the fun of it. Okay, Cast duo.
@sam.onella
@sam.onella 5 ай бұрын
me when i write an mla format analytical essay on books that say "slut" more than they tell a story NO IT'S JUST SUCH AN IMPORTANT CONVO TO HAVE AND IT WAS SUCHHHHHH A WILDLY MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!
@dillpickle-no9hl
@dillpickle-no9hl 10 ай бұрын
I've always assumed that raven mockers just looked like hot guys with wings, but I decided to google what they look like and I literally can't stop laughing omg they literally look like the bird version of reverse mermaids
@n9na_marie
@n9na_marie 10 ай бұрын
oh fuck yes, thank you for keeping this series going alizee!
@AlizeeYeezy
@AlizeeYeezy 10 ай бұрын
My commitment to this series has outlasted my commitment to anything else on KZbin 😆
@ambrieyellesings508
@ambrieyellesings508 10 ай бұрын
You're definitely not lying about Kramisha's dialogue, it made me EXTREMELY uncomfortable when I was reading it😒
@Link-dx1lx
@Link-dx1lx 10 ай бұрын
When the defying gravity scene came up I think my soul left my body
@SinsOfScience
@SinsOfScience 10 ай бұрын
I keep imagining Neferet with a moustache, so she can have a plausible reason to keep twirling it.
@savvyshelly3983
@savvyshelly3983 10 ай бұрын
Alizee is truly blessing the world by continuing this series. It is definitely the best part of my day, so far! I think it was this book, or the next, where I stopped reading this series in high school. 😅
@AlizeeYeezy
@AlizeeYeezy 10 ай бұрын
I think I stopped at book 9 so I'm looking very forward to discovering the rest of the series 😍
@ImaginaryAlchemist
@ImaginaryAlchemist 10 ай бұрын
I never read these but I did devour the Morganville Vampires series by Rachel Caine. I'd love to see Alizee's take on those
@mrlagoonslawyer
@mrlagoonslawyer 10 ай бұрын
​@@ImaginaryAlchemist HOLY SHIT SAME. ive never met anyone who's read them. myrnin was MY og book boyfriend
@dumbysoup9011
@dumbysoup9011 10 ай бұрын
I have no idea what is happening in these books, I’m just here to listen 😭
@TheRogueCommand
@TheRogueCommand 10 ай бұрын
If it's any consolation, neither did the authors
@ispeakewok
@ispeakewok 10 ай бұрын
It's giving Wynx Club meets Twilight fanfiction,
@xorvictia
@xorvictia 10 ай бұрын
The only logical explanation I can think of for Heath going to the Other World with Nyx is that maybe humans a vampyre is imprinted with get to reside there as an honor? Would also explain why previous High Priestess Consorts went to be with Nyx as well. However I’m pretty sure this is a totally unintentional explanation bc the way these books have to just spell everything out for you would have meant there would definitely be a line outright stating this if it were the intended canon lol
@Redpanda99998
@Redpanda99998 6 ай бұрын
The fact she's a teacher and that her students read her books terrifies me more and more with each book
@Thatdumbgremlin
@Thatdumbgremlin 10 ай бұрын
Good luck with the last four books-I don’t think Rephaim wears a shirt ONCE now that they’ve swan-princessed him.
@bananamanchester4156
@bananamanchester4156 4 ай бұрын
The metaphor of Neferet moving in a "reptilian" fashion made me laugh. Have you seen how lizards move? Shifty eyes. Head jerks to the left. Head jerks to the right. Scuttle forward at breakneck speed, freeze in place again. Snakes are a bit more graceful, sure. But when I think of a woman moving in a reptilian manner, I imagine her peeking out from underneath furniture and scuttling around the house 😂
@bananamanchester4156
@bananamanchester4156 4 ай бұрын
Jack: "you won't bring me down!" Neferet: brings Jack down, directly on to a claymore
@AshChiCupcak
@AshChiCupcak 10 ай бұрын
Oh, what a lovely surprise while im crampy and cranky, you upload the video ive been waiting for. Maybe now i can find the motivation to do something lol. Edit: Love that Jack's most amount of time in this series is when he dies. I would be embarrassed if that character was based on me
@xLiLlyx98
@xLiLlyx98 10 ай бұрын
Spoilers 😮😂
@AshChiCupcak
@AshChiCupcak 10 ай бұрын
@@xLiLlyx98 Lmao, my bad. Tbf, Alizee spoiled it several videos ago but I'm sure most people have forgotten by now it's been so long.
@xLiLlyx98
@xLiLlyx98 10 ай бұрын
@@AshChiCupcak oh yeah, I totally forgot the fact that that happened and when, but it's fine I don't really care to discover the events of this shitshow in chronological order lol 😂
@xLiLlyx98
@xLiLlyx98 10 ай бұрын
@@AshChiCupcak oh and I agree, it would be so embarrassing to have this character based on you but then again that goes for every character in this that isn't current Aphrodite
@venelonastyle8150
@venelonastyle8150 10 ай бұрын
WOW Jack's death was painful. Not in the way authors hoped, but, ugh. Certainly painful to listen to... But now that he's dead, what do we have to look forward to in the next books? 😔
@emmyrose233
@emmyrose233 10 ай бұрын
Damien is gonna have to adopt even more offensive gay stereotypes just to even the scales
@RainWelsh
@RainWelsh 10 ай бұрын
I feel like the Casts wanted me to shed tears over Jack’s death, but, you know, not tears of laughter. Also, stop writing terrible phonetic accents challenge 2024
@kayleighg100
@kayleighg100 7 ай бұрын
I just wanted to send some appreciation for these videos. I've caught up with this series as I've been sick with covid. It's kept me entertained through the pain of being sick and all of the nonsense in these books.
@xxspookshowxbabyxx
@xxspookshowxbabyxx 10 ай бұрын
Petition to stop the Cast Duo from writing about any culture theyre not a part of, since they clearly arent willing to do any meaningful research 😂 that attempt at writing in Scots is almost as painful as the fact they've wrote Uwetsiageyv phonetically without making it clear it was phonetic, but also wrote the phonetics incorrectly Also, Seoras is literally just Gaelic for James, so you have full permission to call him any variation of Jim
@lawschoolproceeds4402
@lawschoolproceeds4402 10 ай бұрын
Oh my god I literally JUST cast a circle to get a new house of night video 😮
@stephanieearwood3276
@stephanieearwood3276 5 ай бұрын
I have binge watched this whole series please continue it I beg of you, I want to know how the story ends but I don't have the mental stability to actually read the books without your commentary 🙏
@Storm-hawke
@Storm-hawke 8 ай бұрын
THEY EDITED OUT THE BULL SEX?! I mean, glad they did cause when I read the books in my teens, the neferet bullfucking moment was what made me go "This series is too insane I can't do this anymore", but it was still surpising to hear that they actually edited it out xD
@evabible9770
@evabible9770 8 ай бұрын
Neferet is my new favorite character, the only character who’s evil and knows she’s evil, we love self aware queen
@nightmarefactory101
@nightmarefactory101 10 ай бұрын
Alizee: Yay! I support women's rights. Nepharei does something bad Alizee: ...And their wrongs ofc!
@d.tsukuyomi1869
@d.tsukuyomi1869 8 ай бұрын
Imagined if Stevie Rae learned something from people intruding into her business and airing it out for everyone else for the sake of it. It would be the most character development anyone would ever get in this series.
@DraggingBallZ
@DraggingBallZ 10 ай бұрын
Today was the day I donated all the House of Night books I owned as a teen, and the oracle deck as well - mostly cuz I forgot I even had em on my shelf till this series. Thank you for helping me make room for actual good novels haha
@sophialambert2616
@sophialambert2616 10 ай бұрын
As always, thank you for the laughter. I fear for your sanity as this series continues, as we're now getting tangents on flying snakes and walnut cracking asses, but it was a hilarious ride to be sure.
@silence_take
@silence_take 10 ай бұрын
oh what perfect timing 🥰 just as i was looking for stuff to listen to while putting together my puzzle
@SilverlineXZero
@SilverlineXZero 10 ай бұрын
"That's what I do Alizee, I'm gay and I know things"
@chelscara
@chelscara 10 ай бұрын
I swear I need to find some quick recaps of the others because even if it’s only been “a few months” in world, I have no idea what’s happenings with these people 😂😂😂
@poxidog
@poxidog 10 ай бұрын
I'm gonna need a timeline recap after the series is finished. Partly just for another video, particularly because at this point I'm not really sure what's going on either
@MichieHoward
@MichieHoward Ай бұрын
Jesus Christ you laughed way to gleefully about 'Jack's dead!' kinda gave me a chill lmao
@Skye-gs7zg
@Skye-gs7zg 22 күн бұрын
I could not handle these godforsaken books without Alizee's commentary. It keeps me sane while experiencing PC Cast's warped sense of reality. But I love that I've been able to experience a very strange, out of touch series that I never would have had any involvement with because of these videos. I watch Alizee's deep dive book reviews while I do my makeup and prepare to face the daily world. And I've come to really appreciate them as part of my routine. They help me, and I'm grateful for thet.
@ripmiku
@ripmiku 10 ай бұрын
i just found your channel a week or two ago, and it’s so wonderful! tysm for the videos and the work you put in - i love having a video to watch for books i don’t want to read 😭
@heidistlaurent5990
@heidistlaurent5990 10 ай бұрын
Same
@AlizeeYeezy
@AlizeeYeezy 10 ай бұрын
Thank u for watching x
@yharnamesque
@yharnamesque 10 ай бұрын
I used to love these books when I was a teen and the whiplash of experiencing them again as an adult. My main thoughts have just been "I hate all these people" and "for god's sake please just call Damien and Jack the F slur already, we know you want to, even I as a gay want to, please just say it already"
@EmilyNaumer
@EmilyNaumer 8 ай бұрын
It’s not just that every character has to chip in their little catchphrases all the time, it’s that they’re delivered with “he/she said” every single time. It becomes monotonous no matter what it is they’re even saying.
@symwinter
@symwinter 4 ай бұрын
I may be six months late, but I remember only a copy of this book- a hardcopy copy- and the interior of the sleeve had a random shirtless guy (presumably a character from the book) and it is, to this day, one of the funniest things related to this series.
@jennycomelately
@jennycomelately 10 ай бұрын
This was the last one I read as a kid. 😂 And yes! Keep the background tea coming!
@isaacbenrubi9613
@isaacbenrubi9613 10 ай бұрын
Hey, Alizee. I hope you're well! I hope your housing situation is getting to a better place! Question: If the Cast duo go full Steph Meyer, do you think we'll have to go through 69420 books full of the Cherokee word for "son?"
@dokiepkosa
@dokiepkosa 10 ай бұрын
I was waiting for you to get to the book I gave up at and ding ding ding! It finally happened! The Jack death seen was just too ridiculous for me, as a youth
@HOPEfullBoi01
@HOPEfullBoi01 10 ай бұрын
Onyx eyes?? What is this, Twilight?? Was Zoe's fav gemstone garnet before their eyes met too?
@Jadeeee2323
@Jadeeee2323 10 ай бұрын
So jack decorated with swords in honor of stark?? Who uses a bow an arrow???? How does that make sense lol
@GarnetHeartIllustrations
@GarnetHeartIllustrations 10 ай бұрын
They seriously did the “you can’t see black people in the dark” thing?? Jfc how do they not hear how awful the things they write/think are? How are they so oblivious to their own bs?
@spondzebobenskveranovic1914
@spondzebobenskveranovic1914 5 ай бұрын
When Neferete calls Kalona "Young Warrior," I just kept thinking "Aho, young warrior!" From rez dogs
@TheRogueCommand
@TheRogueCommand 10 ай бұрын
If you ever feel embarrassed by things you did in the past, remember I willingly read this entire series and didn't realize until years later what a train wreck it was
@fisher8024
@fisher8024 10 ай бұрын
the thing about the raven boy is that i’m literally just imagining him with a raven head like a full on bird
@sneakysnek572
@sneakysnek572 10 ай бұрын
As a queer person, “I’m gay, I know things” is HILARIOUS
@MaddieMisanthrope
@MaddieMisanthrope 10 ай бұрын
Lord Alizee hath graced us with new content! Just in time for my doordash Pizza Hut as well! 😂❤
@carolinewright3034
@carolinewright3034 8 ай бұрын
i don't think i could forget jack's death set to the glee version of defying gravity if i was hit by a car and got a bout of amnesia. so at least the cast duo have that going for them.
@Kaiheart
@Kaiheart 10 ай бұрын
You're not wrong, the way they write Kramisha is awful. They are trying to write her speech like AAVE mixed with Southern, and they fail miserably as well as describing any POC in the most racist ways possible. The way they make the characters speak is NOT how Southern people speak, which once you find out PC is from Illinois (not considered the South and with a completely different accent) you understand why. Even though they say they did a bunch of research for these books, I can tell just from your videos the Casts are full of sh*t.
@dillpickle-no9hl
@dillpickle-no9hl 10 ай бұрын
Yea and it gets about 1000% worse when you realize that the mom is white and the daughter is biracial. I feel so bad for the daughter, l can't even imagine how many beverages her mom used to describe her skintone while she was growing up
@princessj624
@princessj624 9 ай бұрын
P.C. did live in Broken Arrow for a few years, so she should have tried a bit harder to get it right. I am now picturing a Day in the Life: P.C.: “Good morning, my little Hot Chocolate Honey.” Kristin: (used to it at this point) “Morning, Mommy!” Later… P.C. “Have you finished your homework, my Cappuccino Child?” Kristin: “Of course, Mommy!” Bedtime…P.C. “ Good night, my Mochaccino Maiden.” Kristin: “Mommy, do you want to tell me good night or drink me?” P.C.:…
@pinkmazohyst
@pinkmazohyst 5 ай бұрын
@@dillpickle-no9hlI’ve heard that folks be weird as hell in Tulsa, and that Oklahoma in general is awful for PoC and Black people. So many people online talk about how bad it is there 😭
@fatosirrelevantes
@fatosirrelevantes 9 ай бұрын
Crazy how only after YEARS of reading this series and following your progress I realized that the one who died was JACK and not DAMIEN
@milquebox
@milquebox 10 ай бұрын
"michael jackson is back, and this time in child form!" just like in south park
@giannaraggio1207
@giannaraggio1207 10 ай бұрын
I have to interact with this video in every way because this series is my favorite thing on KZbin
@frankensteinlives
@frankensteinlives 10 ай бұрын
I'M SO GLAD YOU'VE CONTINUED THIS SERIES
@cathienlive
@cathienlive 9 ай бұрын
At the end of each episode I keep on thinking to myself ‘ok this is the one I quit on, I can’t wait to see how this shit show ends’ only to realise that I read the next one and so on. It’s impressive how forgettable these series are. Talent
@tommorrsion8567
@tommorrsion8567 10 ай бұрын
Unrelated, but I just wanted to say thankyou for talking so candidly about your sobriety on your chanel, im one year sober today and your videos really helped me through the hard days. Fankyou the big alizee yeezy
@IllegitimateIlliterate
@IllegitimateIlliterate 10 ай бұрын
So kind of the blade to allow Jack to finish his chorus before beheading him
@rosyface_
@rosyface_ 8 ай бұрын
Sgiach is Scottish Gàidhlig for “skin”. What a beautiful name. Oh and Seoras is George. Remarkably less fantasy sounding.
@lchayespen
@lchayespen 9 ай бұрын
I put these on while I work on my own novel in the background. All the while repeating to myself that if they can do it, I can do it. Thank you so much for all of your hard work on these absolute treasures.
@dont.look.at.G
@dont.look.at.G 8 ай бұрын
I just saw you in my fyp , and I remember I was a huge fan of yours!! Really liked your content, and it continues to be impressive!!! Keep going with the good work!!
@KelseyShields
@KelseyShields 5 ай бұрын
Huh hope she go the license to use the defying gravity lyrics in her book. Otherwise she's facing a copyright lawsuit
@EmilyNaumer
@EmilyNaumer 8 ай бұрын
Wow Stark is such a nothing character that I forget he exists until he does something, every single time
@EllieBelle1993
@EllieBelle1993 10 ай бұрын
The last two reviews on this book I was like “this was the last one I read, I couldn’t take anymore” but now I actually think I can say with confidence THIS is the last one I read, and couldn’t finish it. Stay tuned to see if this was or was not indeed the last one 🤣 I think it was all like a fever dream and I blacked it out
@RustBetweenTelephones
@RustBetweenTelephones 10 ай бұрын
My favourite series! ❤ Thank you once again Ms. Yeezy.
@OcarinaSapphr-
@OcarinaSapphr- 10 ай бұрын
I just laughed like a loon when this showed up in my Notifications - let's do this! What in the ever-loving hell was that plaid description...?!
@leshi97
@leshi97 10 ай бұрын
I don't think I was paying enough attention to the last video in this series because I have no idea what's going on lmaooo
@Felixitations98
@Felixitations98 10 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for reading these? I remember finding these in the library when I was in my early teens, and I'd completely managed to forget about them till your review. 10/10 I'm looking forward to you tearing this one apart too haha
@izzym184
@izzym184 10 ай бұрын
Jack dying to the glee cast version of defying gravity feels like a fever dream. I read the series at 12 and at that point I finally realised it was not good
@marisanicole5116
@marisanicole5116 9 ай бұрын
I'm late but what else is new? Love your videos 😘 And to answer your question : Kramisha* is an awful stereotype of a black woman just as Jack is an awful stereotype of a homosexual man. Stereotypes exists for a reason so versions of Jack and Kramisha definitely exist; however, you'll probably have to look REALLY hard to find one. Therefore, yes it's offensive bcuz the Casts paints w/ a broad brush (remember Damien was written similarly and let's not forget Shaunee and other POCs in this book who aren't Zoey) and fails to flesh out their characters beyond a cardboard cutout of demographics outside of heterosexual, white females 😒
@CatChaos369
@CatChaos369 Ай бұрын
This might be fucked up but Jacks death shouldn’t have been via claymore but have him tangle up in the wires holding the paper swords so he bleeds out as an ironic twist of his singing of “defying gravity” and a small way to show that Nerferet isn’t truly in control on Darkness then have Nyx come in to spare him the pain or reassure him as he dies to show that she cannot physically interfere but actively cares about her “children”
@daenerys02
@daenerys02 10 ай бұрын
I lost the plot on the video about the 2nd book but it truly isn't important enough to try and make sense of anything
@fantasymagic97
@fantasymagic97 10 ай бұрын
Same
@xxDeeMmmVeexx
@xxDeeMmmVeexx 10 ай бұрын
Please tell us again what the Cherokee word for granddaughter is… it’s been too long and I have forgotten.
@sailormoonwannabe
@sailormoonwannabe 9 ай бұрын
I love all the book reviews you'v done! The House of Night series has been my favorite to hear you read, but I still can't get over only a few months have passed since THE FIRST BOOK!! What is this pacing???
@Julia99lol
@Julia99lol 10 ай бұрын
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