College Horror Stories | Trash Taste #12

[@MrThatblueguy]

I love how Garnt is trying to say integrals and Connor says integers and they all just decided sure, integers

[@SupremeDP]

I thought that was weird... Thought it was just me.

[@Jacob-gp7mx]

I could have sworn he meant second order integration

[@ssengageisop3952]

@@Jacob-gp7mx lol

[@or9422]

@@Jacob-gp7mx I think we can all agree it sure as hell wasn't integers though.

[@TheLemuroid]

Yeah. I felt that.

[@unionfire]

Connor talking about music or story: ''I like the noise'' ''It was good'' Connor talking about pizza: ''The best part of the pizza is the synergy. The way the bread, the cheese and the sauce is like the perfect amount--'' XD

[@danielvaldezpercussion]

That’s how I feel with chick-fil-la when taking my first bite into a sandwich. The perfect toasted bread, crispyness of the breading, good amount of chicken, and the juiciness of the chicken.

[@readyRick]

Honestly i feel Connor on that though, yea music is good because the noise is fun

[@Amaling]

I wonder if he can understand the nuances of the story writing or music, but just has a very hard time describing it. But more quantifiable stuff like VA sound quality and food quality he can describe really well

[@FtDotNl]

It probably is because pizza just hits on a different level.

[@ismatullahhadi3113]

Connor goes Galaxy brain when talking about pizza

[@mrhades113]

Connor should compile all the stories of his life and call it: "Connor's Bizarre Adventure".

[@Bktorbitalastra]

That manga is called checkmate.

[@MatteoBaldi]

That would be amazing😂

[@pxkrow]

yes ehhhhhhhhh *BOTTOM TEXT*

[@yurikuki]

he even talks about a neo nazi in the video aka Stroheim

[@SatvikTandon1209]

More like CoCo's Bizarre Adventure

[@JamesMerlaut]

These podcasts are pretty much perfect to just: - Plug your charger in - Leave on full volume - Play video games and have that one moment where you look down and think, "Man... this episode is almost over... I've been playing video games for 2 hours now? Sheesh

[@gavintillman9674]

I do this every time I turn on my PC

[@Shft-T4b]

I've just started playing through Pokemon Shield, the game feels like everything moves in slow motion (battles, running around etc.) so I put this on and watch as I mash buttons to move dialogue on.

[@HusseinAlj12]

I do it while i play any soulsborn game

[@Barukh]

Exactly what I've been doing! Weird

[@SPECTRE18302]

Been playing FNaF Security Breach to this lmaoo

[@JohnRSoviet]

Foreigners: Jesus Christ your meal portions are absurd. Americans: We know.

[@41tinman41]

Yeah, I feel like Americans have become self-aware of how huge the portions are. Which is a good thing because they could stand to learn from other countries in that (and honestly plenty of other regards).

[@JohnnyRebeck]

As an American, (and a first generation one, at that!) I can *FULLY* agree. *pun intended* And seriously, though-it is RIDIC! 😵😆

[@auroramaaby]

But then again I’m European living in South-Korea and I had that shock here feeling like the Korean portion sizes you get when eating out are huge compared to what I was used to back home. If American portion sizes are that much larger than Asian I don’t think I dare to go ahaha 😅

[@larryjordan1753]

Pfff i eat 3k+ calories a day

[@User-1939t9]

@@auroramaaby i've never been or seen any type of korean restaurants but maybe it's because your expected to share with your family?

[@dk57nde23]

"I'm not even that tall, I'm only 6 foot" everybody that's below 6'0 is punching the air rn

[@leisiyox]

Yeah, garnt be flexin' without him noticing it

[@bunnyk7671]

5’4 gang

[@insidiosity]

It's not thaaaat tall though. I'm 6'1, and while it's 'tall', it's not like 'oh my god he's tall' kind of tall

[@enzuki]

@@bunnyk7671 For me in Malaysia it's considered normal but I have like 4 friends that are taller but like 8+ that's shorter but I feel like I'm so freaking short

[@dk57nde23]

Insidiosity I smell cap

[@xenon2325]

Joey and Garnt: laughing at Connor talking about pizza synergy Me, an italian: no, no. He's got a point

[@nisnast]

Ikr, I have a similar theory about burgers

[@nameless8789]

Yeah, Connor's on to something. It's all about the ratios.

[@GGABueno]

But he lost me when he talked about the amount of sauce.

[@cxrpseisdead5805]

Nice pfp

[@SiMeGamer]

Connor would a great exposition character in Food Wars

[@JBernard010]

As a Computer Engineering graduate from the Philippines, I can confirm that I've been saved by Khan Academy and random Indian lecturers from failing my math, electronics, and physics courses. Also, shoutout to patrickjmt and ProfRobBob for helping me understand Calculus.

[@samba-v8c]

As a programmer and aspiring engineer from Brazil, thank you very much for the recommendations.

[@tiefling0564]

Taking Calc right now, thanks for the resource recommendations!

[@aahishpal631]

Timestamp???

[@perceusshadowmantle9538]

@@aahishpal631It’s about his life???

[@antonprieto6647]

Gigukk: "Second order.. Inte.. Intgre.." Me: Integrals? Integration? Antiderivatives?? CDawg: "INTEGERS." G: "Yeah INTEGERS." Me: *Confused engineering math noises*

[@BioMatic2]

Fuck i study biology and i was sure he was trying to say Integrals and thought that maybe Integers is some fancy engineer thing.

[@IR-Fan]

Even more funnier when Connor used to be in Engineering major

[@DatzGameplays]

SAME BRO

[@snyfalcryo524]

@@BioMatic2 ​it is kinda engineer thing, i mean as a guy who's going on an engineering degree myself, you'd hear integers more often than integrals

[@sganicocchi5337]

i swear thats integrals, or thats just me coming out of last years calculus

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

This is basically Connors Bizzare Adventures

[@thedebunker5602]

Lmao

[@rameenaayan3248]

667th like

[@KathirMeyyappanKCA173]

Garnt: "Integra-, intej, intra.. " Connor: "INTEGERS" All 3 Members: "Ah yep integers"

[@adamforte9530]

lol, I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

[@Terrakol]

Well, integers is a things so i doubt they wanted that to drag out for longer so they be like, "yup, thats it"

[@s.aslahahmadfaizi4687]

I love doing second degree integers

[@good_boy_13]

it's 'integrals' in case anyone is still confused.

[@yondabigman4668]

@@good_boy_13 I am really sure it was sin30*138

[@rodrigosardi08]

Holy fuck, Connor's story with those old ladies made me remember the time two ladies came to my apartment and tried to take me to another city to pray with them in a temple. They were like "So, we're praying to protect Japan from earthquakes". Luckily I had a trip to Tokyo booked for the day after, but when I told them so their immediate response was "No worries, we can take you there now"

[@LeatherNinja]

Did they go in your home?

[@kyukim1312]

I love how Gigguk goes from: "What kind of Universities did you go to?!" To: " So anyways, I started poking this turd behind a christmas tree with a stick"

[@luckynumberslevin5936]

Connor: "Leave the girl alone" Angry man: "OR WHAT" Connor: "or i challenge you to a chess duel"

[@vf85200]

*cue Yugi-oh duel theme* Time to D-D-D-Duel!

[@DarkVileScream]

I activate pot of greed! It allows me to draw 2 cards from my deck

[@bgomz]

All those Red Bulls consumed might explain why Garnt shakes his whole body when he laughs lol

[@laboon344]

🤣🤣

[@literallyjustchickensandwich]

That’s normal.

[@eclairlighting6613]

😂

[@alexguzman9997]

Joey, Garnt & Connor: I remember my experience in Japan, London, Australia, Canada, LA, Texas, New York, etc.... Me: Same... I remember my experience in my living room... good times...

[@koalabro6118]

Can't have stories unless you get out there in the world.

[@anahelenaragao]

U n me both.

[@Sensitive_Sushi]

I imagine that Connor was using caveman brain in college as a defense mechanism, so he could blend in with the rugby players. And it just stuck with him after that. Rugby player: Connor break door funny joke? Connor : Yes yes break door funny.

[@CraftyChicken91]

Connor returned to Monke So he could blend in with Monke

[@voidslayer66]

idk why this reminds me a of aape in a novel chrysalis

[@mrunknown8335]

This entire episode in a nutshell: "Man Americans are so weird." The world looks at America how America looks at florida. And i'm from florida so I would know.

[@guppy719]

They say while being scarred of human interaction and puking after forcing themselves to finish their meal.

[@shegoth8888]

It would be nice if they invited American speakers, considering most of the viewers watching are indeed American. There's very little diversity between them apart for life experiences.

[@guppy719]

@@shegoth8888 Joey is at least Australian. I don't really care that much though it has got a little repetitive. I haven't liked the last couple podcasts as much as the first ones. I am little surprised they haven't had Aki on but then they would probably need to have Sydsnap which would be hard to listen to for 2 hours. It would be more interesting to me if they flamed about anime opinions like school days. To mix it up more.

[@bgill7475]

They're not wrong though.

[@sneakydoge476]

They are not wrong

[@cereliavu3929]

I'm glad Connor helped that girl, she must've been scared for her life.

[@TH3L4ST5H4RK]

which part?

[@info9032]

TH3 L4ST 5H4RK 1:50:55

[@gameb9oy]

As bad as that probably looked, I couldn’t help thinking of the “why are you running?” Meme as he talked about it

[@Sturmischer]

He might have actually saved her life too

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

The guy probably wasn't homeless, just a disgusting asshole yelling at a woman. And if he was short, yeah...very good chance he overcompensated for it with a gun 🙄. Happy Connor helped her, that's fantastic, and quickly got away.

[@senorsausage2000]

Garnt single handedly saved that couples sex life with his videos. Props to him

[@NotUrStupidName]

Connor really went through the "middle age black lady calls you honey" , extreme confidence boost received

[@Matt-fh4bk]

They are the best man... it’s something about the way they say it... like it makes you feel so good.

[@lyssao.8308]

Blake M I heard they can be very encouraging.

[@TheXandraPanda]

I love that 😭❤️

[@potatodots]

I love that! Had a couple of customers like that and I felt so warm inside. Maybe cuz it sounds so genuine?

[@TechJD27]

just hits different man

[@oscaranave5471]

*Talk about music* Connor: *Silence* *Talk about food* Connor: "Welcome to my TED Talk"

[@nameless8789]

Yeah Connor knew what he was talking about with that "pizza synergy."

[@angellu6857]

lmaoo

[@ellusiv5121]

Connor spared that homeless guy's life. If his kid version awoke in that moment, that guy would have 2 black eyes.

[@RCwatcher]

And possibly a broken nose

[@insidiosity]

Plot twist: French arcade kid IS the homeless midget. The kid stopped growing at a very young age so he felt shit, got a bad attitude and started messing with people in arcades. He wasn't screaming at the girl in unclear English, he was screaming in French. After being confronted by Connor, he went through an extremely brief redemption arc and reached into his pocket to return the money he caused Connor to lose in the arcade all those years ago.

[@RCwatcher]

@Zugitage lots of references of previous podcasts! highly recommend listening in on those!

[@insidiosity]

@Zugitage ALL OF THEM They're all good quality...if you wanna understand the jokes in this thread, watch the one before, I think

[@lchen5319]

Could someone timestamp where they talk bout that? Kinda missed it

[@finalbreath15]

Damn, Connor likely just barely avoided getting stabbed. Never wait for someone to take their hands from their pockets in a heated situation. Jeez, glad my guy made it out unscathed.

[@icegod4849]

Stabbed or shot. Handguns are very common too.

[@stematart1327]

As a current American mechanical engineering major, I can 100% vouch for Khan Academy single-handedly saving engineering students.

[@coldbattery]

saving us from Indian accent dude on KZbin 😂😂😂

[@evediby2183]

Khan Academy is literally what got me through Calc I and II😭😭

[@ilham7345]

@@coldbattery tbh, indian dude on youtube is cs student saviors

[@coldbattery]

@@ilham7345 I feel like we are talking about different Indian dude🤔

[@Veronicz]

Unfortunately, it didn’t help me in Calc 1. 😭 It didn’t go in-depth enough.

[@kaitoshirokami]

Me at start: watching trash taste while having breakfast. Me half way through: I'll just give up on food.

[@Maggi9909]

Yeeeeeah

[@IiOnna222]

Same

[@kurokamikage_official]

That's how I got late to work

[@Eccual]

As a fat guy I died a bit inside when they talk about their weight lol

[@epsorks]

@@Eccual time to get some gains my dude

[@marleyandmitchg4204]

The respect when Garnt says “I don’t wanna get into it” and Joey says “oh okay,” without trying to force it out of him

[@jaikou1223]

Time stamp pls?

[@zraffe280]

39:26

[@breathingstill]

Yeah i was gna point that out, it's admirable.

[@thecheetobandit9123]

@@liamlee7730 cease

[@liamlee7730]

@@thecheetobandit9123 no one asked

[@hallelattias9769]

by: TheLesserReader 0:00-0:48 Intro 0:48-10:53 back in the old times 10:08-10:53 Joey's computer EXPLODES 10:53-21:17 Living in dorms (nightmares from the boys) 13:33-15:19 Taking revenge on Peasant 15:45-18:11 Connor's shitty Halloween 21:17-23:20 ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH 23:20-39:10 terrible university lifestyles * Hell and Monster did not sponsor this video* 24:58-26:53 Surprise behind the Christmas tree 35:45-39:10 That weird guy. 39:10-1:00:00 life after uni (neighbors, badass Japanese old people) 49:35-51:16 Strange noises in Grant's videos o.o 51:53-56:50 Joey's asshole neighbor 1:00:00- 1:16:14 The boys and America (people, accents) 1:02:00-1:03:40 Joey and the elevator 1:16:14- Lifestyle changes since moving to Japan (healthy life, Japanese restaurants, Connor being a fan of Matsuya, portion sizes) 1:21:01 SUMIMASEEEEEEEN 1:24:00-1:28:17 Giant Ramen, too much food for Connor 1:30:00-1:39:50 Basically ranting about America 1:37:26-1:39:50 amErIcAn ChEeSe sAuCE 1:39:50-1:46:00 we love America 1:46:00-1:49:00 Let's pray in the gym with Connor 1:49:00-1:53:56 America is a scary dude 1:53:56-1:56:00 Outro

[@jesussfavoriteginger699]

You are a hero, a legend if you will

[@animekidben8463]

@@jesussfavoriteginger699 lol

[@umanikest5091]

THANNKMK YOOOUUUU

[@vinayv243]

may jesus bless your soul

[@muhammadazhar9003]

@@umanikest5091 ,

[@_carrotfx]

Nobody: Guyguk when Joey or Conner tells a joke: *I N T E N S E B O D Y V I B R A T I O N S*

[@elizabethtorres2132]

Ikr so adorable

[@saaba9112]

With every episode we learn more about Connor's anti-social tendencies and anger management issues XD

[@buffch1cken77]

Right? XD

[@TheHaykoadams]

P

[@humzachudhary2056]

Nah Connor seems to be the most extroverted to me.

[@stacismith4263]

"You could've paid off your student loans with that money." cries in american

[@110000116699]

Is it that bad in America in Australia we get government sponsored loans that we don't have to pay back till we can afford it

[@ohno4435]

​@@110000116699 It takes 5-25 years to clear student loans depending on the school.

[@110000116699]

@@ohno4435 WHAT

[@110000116699]

@@ohno4435 holy shit

[@oofgod3092]

@@110000116699 america sucks

[@iPhoneeditor]

"I fucking love five guys. Destroying my body has never felt so good until I discovered five guys." - Garnt "The best way to experience five guys is at 3 am" - Joey Totally not taken out of context...

[@usagi8234]

I AM ACTUALLY DYING My stomach hurts - 💀

[@alexvotl]

Joey just blew my mind “Yeah, okay, so here’s a concept I never understood, right? You go to any restaurant, right? Usually it’s free refills - there’s just a drink machine there…But there’s Small, Medium, and Large sized cups. WHY would you not just get a small cup since it’s cheaper?” Never in my ENTIRE life did I ever consider this, ever. Not once. I am ashamed.

[@that_dam_baka]

Buy the cheapest stuff. If there's a mistake: free upgrade.

[@AK-jl2wm]

A lot of people take the largest size, then fill it up right before they leave so they have more to drink after they leave. Also some people want to get up to fill it less often.

[@dogman6687]

If you get a large you dont need a refill who gives af about that 20 cents

[@Fadaar]

American food joints you get the combo which is fries (or whatever) + drink, usually the same size. I'd think most people pick the size of the fries they want not necessarily the drink. Now if you're ordering JUST a drink small is the way to go. That isn't ALWAYS the case though, some places there's only like a 10 cent difference between sizes (so 20 cents more for a large) and the cup is goddamn twice as big, so fill that bad boy up before you leave and get way more bang for your buck.

[@GDIGhostStalker]

All McDonald’s in my area (NE/NYC) have been having a promotion since at least last year that any size soda is $1. Also, most have no refills. So, if it all costs $1, might as well get the large.

[@ysjyoutube2599]

I've said this before and I'll say it again : this is the ONLY podcast that I can sit through the entirety of. I'm sure a lot of y'all feel the same😂

[@RecordToDeathToBoredom]

When Garnt sees the potential, he makes it happen.

[@BandmanNik]

I usually just play other ones in the backround but i can actually watch this one through

[@raifij6698]

Friendly banter beetween each of them and the fact they grow up in British and Australia give a unique flavoring than usual American KZbinr.

[@threebees7785]

watched lots of offlinetv podcasts

[@edarddragon]

yeah its actually pretty dope sounds like a comfy discussions the people id want as friends have

[@Jepotle14]

"The best part of the pizza is the synergy." Me too, Connor. Me too.

[@or9422]

THANK YOU!!! I was so surprised when Joey and Connor disagreed.

[@Chaotix05]

Yeah, isn't that the point of like cooking?

[@popecorkyxxiv2363]

I've always liked the term "plebeian". It is basically the old Roman word for peasant but emphasis on the idea that the only thing of value a person will ever possess is children.

[@fatcatpatdat]

Now the term is "incel". It's the same as plebian except they won't even have children

[@dehaven_51]

In America, whenever you order something, it's assumed you will take some of it home for leftovers, that's part of the reason why serving sizes are so large. If you finish your food, you feel like you overpaid.

[@brandonearle5916]

No, it really isn't. Majority of people either finish their food or just leave what they didn't eat to be thrown out by the staff. But hell if your taking leftovers home hats off to you.

[@thatonedan7780]

That sounds like what we do here in the Philippines

[@DengueBurger]

brandon earle I love taking leftovers home lmao

[@DengueBurger]

I will usually finish my food but take the food my friends gave me bc I’m a fatty

[@imallergictotomatoes3369]

No, we just eat a lot

[@namankhilrani8845]

Gigguk: Second order integral...integrat... What was it? Monkey Brain: Integers .... The engineer in me died.

[@shivammishra-et7ou]

yup same

[@MeneltirFalmaro]

Somehow, both of them have engineering degrees.

[@mrfister1234]

@@MeneltirFalmaro garnt actually has a masters lmfaooo. But both of them hasnt used their degrees since at least 2015

[@mohammed-amineahaji3972]

hahahahah 2nd order integers

[@ForeverEater]

🤣😂🤣

[@yourdad7389]

Trash Taste: America is crazy, we are gonna lose so many followers Americans: *We know we're crazy*

[@sagescribe_]

Also Americans: We're forced to live with these insane, idiotic people. Please send help

[@sagescribe_]

@Fredy Real-Calderon i'm american as well. We're watching this boat sink together

[@chickenglob_]

Send out a rescue team, please help us.

[@lyssao.8308]

Your Dad ~ I don’t care, I love iiit!~[music plays loudly]

[@lyssao.8308]

Andres yeah, true as well.

[@ashishkkrishna]

Watching these boys, I've started to understand that many things I thought was an "Indian thing" is some thing we adapted from the British culture.

[@aditideo907]

Yeah I thought so too

[@chehal3326]

same

[@harisankarkk2200]

Lol me too

[@damgedroses]

Yeah the colonizers left some things to all of us

[@mearkbaow3035]

Pooping on the sidewalks?

[@Pseudonymist]

Connor talking bout a story he had: “Poop was thrown at the window” Connor talking about Deep Pizza: “THE SYNERGY”

[@Stitchiols06]

its all about le synergy

[@Pseudonymist]

@@Stitchiols06 that's true

[@lebraumjames1881]

Garnt: So yeah, we couldn't finish the whole beef bowl and ramen. Persona 4 fans: Oh boy, it looks like you need to level up your Knowledge, Courage, and Understanding to finish that challenge.

[@somasora7]

Aiyaaaa

[@moistman3110]

If it was in America, it'd be the same situation, but P5 version

[@tommygunmitvierm724]

Seriuosly though, how are you suppsed to have so much courage at the start of the game to pick some of these dialogue options? Or is it just there to basically tell you to better level up your curage, if you want to romance chie?

[@yurikuki]

You need a popped up collar and the ChadSwanogist vibes too

[@ishfaqzaman8713]

@@tommygunmitvierm724 It is for new game+

[@GameFreak164X]

I'm an American, and I've never understood spray cheese either. Its just too much.

[@gameb9oy]

I’ve found it works pretty good on crackers. I don’t understand the people who just spray it into their mouth. It’s not that tasty and it’s unsanitary on top of that

[@RiseUpToYourAbility]

There are people who eat sticks of butter so the spray cheese thing doesn’t surprise me

[@fishfrfr]

RiseUpToYourAbility people eat sticks of butter? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@sagescribe_]

@@fishfrfr there's even a thing that carnivals supposedly sell called "Butter on a Stick". It's literally a deep fried stick of butter on a stick, like a corn dog. Idk if that's true cause I've never been to a carnival, but I'm sure it is

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@sagescribe_ I've heard of this as well. I haven't ever seen it either.

[@anthonybrigante9087]

Oh shit, when I went to Japan I ran into the same cult! A newspaper style handout with mount fuji, was wild. I mentioned it to my Japanese teacher and she said its some faux-buddhist cult

[@justarandomweebyay5372]

"I would rather throw up in an alleyway than order too much and give it back to them for it to be thrown away" Leftover takeaway: Allow me to introduce myself

[@Hai43561]

Ikr that's basically tomorrow's lunch right there!

[@Fr33mx]

But is there Leftover takeaway in Japan? Never heard of it.

[@mvhcmaniac5616]

I'm guessing that's not a thing in Japan...

[@justarandomweebyay5372]

@@mvhcmaniac5616 it is, you just have to ask (as long as its not ramen or shit like that)

[@florleo3968]

I was wondering that too cause in my little American mind I couldn’t understand why he didn’t for takeaway 😂 😂 😂

[@garymccarthy5032]

Fun fact: When I was in college, my school actually purchased an old prison from the city and turned it into dorms. They painted the concrete interiors black, didn't put in carpets, and didn't take the bars off the windows.

[@aaljustaal1890]

Can I know what country this is and is it the United States of America?

[@garymccarthy5032]

@@aaljustaal1890 Yep, USA. The city had built a newer facility and was looking to sell the old one. My school jumped on it to save money on renting dorms from a different complex. To their credit the lobby was super modern and nice. It's just that the rooms were a nightmare.

[@KiddCodii]

@@garymccarthy5032 this is late but what college was it? That sounds super bizarre

[@Blex_040]

So... you went basically to PRISON SCHOOL? xD Did you encounter by any chance some misandry girls?

[@gregorywilter]

@@Blex_040 lmaoo

[@jkin-kn8bq]

As an American: there’s nothing like the despair you feel in a Denny’s at midnight, staring down at your half finished skillet and knowing that finishing it is a hopeless task.

[@DrWhatever]

Lol Everytime

[@taylor914ce]

I once went to a Denny's close to midnight, was ready to order a steak and saw a couple next table eating their breakfast dish, I just ordered a lumberjack breakfast, that for some reason included pancakes AND toast. I ate the whole thing and didn't even feel stuffed. 😅😂

[@DanielGarcia-co5iu]

It's a right of passage

[@anavega9307]

I recently went to the US and had to stay at a motel since we were short on budget. The place looked sketchy, and the first night there I heard a whole fight between two people outside of my room. Then the second night I heard a gunshot i think. So yeah, I can confirm what Connor says

[@masa_ssi]

"IF I DON"T GO OUT AND SEEK SOCIAL INTERACTION IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN"- Gigguk

[@tendousatori8582]

That was connor

[@realkingofantarctica]

Connor is that one guy who no matter what the situation he’ll be like “oh this reminds me of this one time” because of how many crazy stories he has.

[@aution4059]

Gigguk: “I’m not even that tall, I’m 6 foot”. Me: crying in 5’7

[@SkyreeXScalabar]

5'4" guy here

[@DarkusFireBlaze3582]

5'2" here

[@bryanz9359]

5’3” here

[@koro-kira4141]

At least you're not as short as those Japanese lady's telling Connor to go pray that's me ;-;

[@AtomicTheSniper]

Koro-Kira yeah but short girls are a norm, short guys have it rough

[@sammikatz6481]

I thought it was funny Joey mentioned the snack prices in cinemas because movie theaters/cinemas don’t make much if any money on the tickets and make all their money on the snacks, popcorn, candy, etc

[@bbanks456]

Garnt: yeah he won 10k and he could’ve paid off his student loans US Students: he could’ve what?

[@maidcafejenifer]

I could go to one entire American doctor visit for that!

[@kimberlyvenesky1156]

that could maybe sorta cover 1 semester of graduate school in the US ... Lol

[@dannacht6827]

@@kimberlyvenesky1156 America is P2W

[@debuffedhuman982]

that could cover my whole degree and still have around 6k

[@throwawayaccount7301]

WHAT ? As someone who wants to go into the medical field. To become a doctor alone will take around 500,000 at least

[@coldbattery]

90% comments: We Americans did do that. 10% comments: Connor has the weirdest stories

[@charlieueueueueue6578]

101% = lol

[@StardragonGER]

There's also the 10% with the "doujin in the top left" crowd

[@illuminoeye_gaming]

Connor*

[@remingtonrenner2215]

As an American, other states can feel like different planets.

[@theleelife313]

This. Even parts of states can feel like a different place. Like Los Angeles and San Francisco or Atlanta compared to the state of Georgia.

[@nikoguma]

YES as someone who is from the rural south, LA was like a completely different country to me. There was homeless people everywhere and no ..,, plants or anything

[@CosmicAlliance03]

As a Texan, this is so true. Every time I've gone to San Francisco to visit my cousin, it's been a culture shock. Even going to New York was really hard for me to comprehend the different mannerisms and etiquette people have. Granted, my state is also just. Really weird.

[@abnertoribio8574]

Yea, Virginia feels weird lol

[@bigbangaries]

Not even just other states I live in the central valley in California and just going to LA or San Francisco was a fucking weird experience cause it's nothing like where I live

[@julianschoen8020]

As someone who’s lived in America my entire life, everything they said is true. Portion sizes are ridiculously, cinema prices make no sense, I have actually seen a lard dispenser for popcorn and it’s disgusting. And spray cheese should not be a thing because it is absolutely disgusting.

[@aruakise9803]

Their cinema prices were about the UK and Australia. American cinemas are catching up in terms of price gouging though. I'm assuming the lard on popcorn is a Midwest thing? I've never seen it on the East or West Coasts. And the spray cheese thing is peak Whiteness. The what are seasonings kind of white. As for our ridiculous portion sizes the way I've always heard it explained was its a two fold from cowboy culture who did actually need to eat that much and from the Great Depression when food was more scarce and for awhile eating for pleasure/eating being enjoyable at all was kind of demonized and so the portions increased as a hey here so you have something to help tide you over for the next while after this. But yeah. Even if we're not expected to eat all of it there its still wild, and don't get me started on how drink sizes have ballooned (the small in many places now was the large of the 90s and early 2000s) or how they took inspiration from bowling allies and their football sized drinks.

[@ickystar5145]

Connor needs a mic that attaches to his T-shirt so when he moves around so much it doesn’t matter

[@AATproducer]

He needs 5 more cameras, too where he can change angels

[@Tee-yah]

16:27

[@yamennish]

the variety makes it all the more funnier

[@colinmetzger6755]

I find it really funny/strange that the progressional voice actor is the only one who routinely moves away from the mic while talking.

[@WillWilsonthesafetyguy]

I was thinking tie him to the fucking chair but that works too.

[@bkb757]

As an American, the main thing I’m learning in every episode is how much of a meme we are

[@chiar8476]

yep XD One of my personal favs is watching SJWs protesting 😂

[@BasilFitzgeralder]

@@chiar8476 was does everything have to be made political god

[@chiar8476]

@@BasilFitzgeralder its not my fault that its funny

[@BasilFitzgeralder]

@@chiar8476 k i just think that your missing the piont and that discrediting the protests is just ignoring the problem because normally you wouldnt have to pay attention to it

[@arxwbuilds]

@@BasilFitzgeralder sjw?

[@sceptkid1134]

Idk if any of you have heard Texas’s slogan “Everything is bigger in Texas.”

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

I bet my home state would want to make elephant steaks if they could

[@KevinACarroll1996]

@@vaporean_boylove.0w083 As a Texan, I would absolutely try an elephant steak.

[@_mrpw_9167]

The fact that where I live there is a place that has a 32oz chicken fried steak shows how alot things are bigger here

[@bassbusterx]

don't forget whataburger's large cups.

[@elusivegrain9162]

Bass Buster X are they? I see them as the same size as any other fast-food large cups in my area (I guess it's normal for me since I'm a Texan)

[@hitxrth]

If you are an Indian like me and know "Hindi" then the amount of educational content you can watch on KZbin is just mind blowing. There's this teacher known as "Physics Wallah" and basically every student in my whole town knows who he is because of his quality content.

[@icegod4849]

I remember needing to learn some higher-level physics and was finding it hard to find a video and then I found one by "Physics Wallah" and was so thankful that I could understand Hindi.

[@hitxrth]

@@icegod4849 Recently his brand got a funding of 100 Million USD.

[@mysticanimation22]

Im American and I agree with your points on restaurants/cinemas. I never order appetizers because I don't want to be full before the main course. As for the large soda, I get a refill before leaving.

[@Hallow33n]

The spray cheese also i don’t know if it where I live spray is nasty and I haven’t even seen it in a store ever

[@austeyen]

PalDork same, that shit sounds awful

[@Rangernewb5550]

It's in every Walmart, Safeway and Kroger I've ever been to.

[@lyssao.8308]

Animator22 even my mom agrees, she never gets appetizers because of that.

[@lyssao.8308]

PalDork same

[@honestlyjustyeet]

Joey "Americans are so friendly" Conner " I love the uk, but people there is so depressed Me " Have you been to new York."

[@GDIGhostStalker]

I mean, as a New Yorker, if there’s a clueless looking tourist couple standing around in my way or on the subway platform, I’ll let them know how to go where they want to go. But if I’m busy, get the hell out of my way, you’re walking too slowly, I need to get where I’m going.

[@kuraikazefgonut6725]

Or any Democrat controlled city for that matter.

[@JDUU2K]

@@kuraikazefgonut6725 nice trying to make this political

[@kuraikazefgonut6725]

Lemmegetuhh Everything is political in a sense. And besides, considering what’s going on these days, you would have to be a fool not to atleast consider it.

[@captaininsane9101]

@@kuraikazefgonut6725 it's really not that hard to avoid politics as a whole

[@ethanzhu7705]

Never get tired of hearing Joey dunk in people with Japanese

[@bagbyte]

I like Connor’s confidence while thinking “ok, I go this” and then saying “Integers”

[@ieatmud6965]

second order integers

[@Grace_0128]

Garnt and Joey: American accent ew *but dating Americans* LOL

[@nonstopogre1184]

Aki's filipino tho

[@fernandozuleta913]

@@nonstopogre1184 Filipino-American

[@marmal612]

@Lean Walhalla buen dato pana, pero no recuerdo haberte preguntado.

[@fernandozuleta913]

@Lean Walhalla It's because she actually has a personality, she seems like a chill person.

[@SupremeDP]

I mean syd could talk in fucking mongolian and she'd still be cute as hell.

[@sylvrebells]

The "Let's go pray" story reminds me of the time a homeless man approached me at a bus stop and tried to convince me to tell him where I lived so that we could meet up to go to church.... right before he asked me if I was married.

[@thomasking49]

“Every time I got to America I’m like: this is another planet. I cannot relate to these people” - Aki’s Boyfriend

[@EpochIsEpic]

Dude, Connor almost died to that homeless guy. Probably going for a gun or knife, holy crap

[@JJ-uj1wi]

Ikr, he could have died there, if he didn't push him and run away.

[@woofcaptain8212]

I'm just starting the podcast and this comment makes me very excited lol

[@JJ-uj1wi]

@@woofcaptain8212 There is Lot of poop

[@eliasmg9144]

That was not a random homeless guy, that was either a gang member or an addict, Connor really was pushing his luck there.

[@woofcaptain8212]

@@JJ-uj1wi can confirm this podcast I'd amazing. Been a while since I've laughed out loud but the thought of a shit filled pumpkin going through the window of a bungalow is too much XD

[@thelesserreader3448]

0:00-0:48 Intro 0:48-10:53 back in the old times 10:08-10:53 Joey's computer EXPLODES 10:53-21:17 Living in dorms (nightmares from the boys) 13:33-15:19 Taking revenge on Peasant 15:45-18:11 Connor's shitty Halloween 21:17-23:20 ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH 23:20-39:10 terrible university lifestyles * Hell and Monster did not sponsor this video* 24:58-26:53 Surprise behind the Christmas tree 35:45-39:10 That weird guy. 39:10-1:00:00 life after uni (neighbors, badass Japanese old people) 49:35-51:16 Strange noises in Grant's videos o.o 51:53-56:50 Joey's asshole neighbor 1:00:00- 1:16:14 The boys and America (people, accents) 1:02:00-1:03:40 Joey and the elevator 1:16:14- Lifestyle changes since moving to Japan (healthy life, Japanese restaurants, Connor being a fan of Matsuya, portion sizes) 1:21:01 SUMIMASEEEEEEEN 1:24:00-1:28:17 Giant Ramen, too much food for Connor 1:30:00-1:39:50 Basically ranting about America 1:37:26-1:39:50 amErIcAn ChEeSe sAuCE 1:39:50-1:46:00 we love America 1:46:00-1:49:00 Let's pray in the gym with Connor 1:49:00-1:53:56 America is a scary dude 1:53:56-1:56:00 Outro take care guys

[@fishhvm8hi33]

thank you this was very nice of you

[@theguyfromtech4090]

Dafuq

[@luluthecreator44]

ilaufusm tf

[@themightyjagrafess8596]

A hero

[@Johnitus69]

A goddamn hero bless you sir

[@fuzai_koi]

I came across this podcast at the library while I was trying to do some school work- and now I'm completely hooked. I used to watch Joey and Gigguk a lot back in middle school- so this was just- super entertaining lol I've tried not to burst out laughing plenty of times at the library.

[@chandramoulimukherjee6653]

All People Taking Engineering and Maths : Noooooooo Some Random Indian Dude At Internet : Dont Worry We Have Your Back

[@MinecraftLambo]

I read that with an Indian accent

[@MinecraftLambo]

And with "my friend"

[@chesspwn7457]

As an American, it's fun to hear non-American's views of America as it's so interesting cause it's so hard to notice the oddities here.

[@ghostcraft9343]

Yah it’s amazing

[@jacobrzeszewski6527]

Yeah, like how every town has at least one person who makes it a sport out of driving drunk. Or how every once in a while, you’ll see a car that looks like it should be totaled and is driving around like it’s nobody’s business.

[@bluebeeff]

Thats what im sayin 🙆

[@midshipman8654]

Its kind of sad that their idea of the US is LA and maybe New York. Since most of the country is nothing like that. Not even other cities like boston or Seattle.

[@TheComsicCurator]

It's nice to hear good things about our country instead of other countries just shitting on us for our many short comings.

[@Lau_wings]

Not surprised Connor got into a fight with a homeless guy and pushed him over, guy went through the gauntlet in highschool, he has been training for this.

[@nathanielbaldevino5364]

Good thing he just pushed him, he might have gave the poor guy a concussion, hoped the girl he saved is okay though

[@nin2494]

@Shane Wilson eh? Isn't he good at chess? It doesn't seem like the tutors were lying to him. Also most people aren't exactly the most well-versed, so I'd say he's at least higher tier than the people he beat as a teen.

[@austingoh8112]

@Shane Wilson he is good at chess.. You can literally find his chess records...

[@idontknow2yatube]

It's the hero's arc

[@austingoh8112]

@Shane Wilson doesn't mean he is not good. He may not be a god but he is surely decent at the game considering he was even able to reach the finals.

[@zakariaradoine625]

this is the best episode i always return to this at least twice a year such good chemistry

[@neonnwave1]

My university horror story: Had no job so I was losing money fast, no free time for part time job or my hobbies, had my heart broken, and my dad died. Dropped out after one semester and went back to work in order to grow my bank account and get my mind off my depression while everyone else told me to go back to university and just 'get over it'. I'm doing better now, and better than those who made fun of me for not having a degree.

[@z3lfvg647]

Hmm

[@victorgomez4827]

Glad ur good my dude

[@nisnast]

That's a real horror story

[@IR-Fan]

Those who just said "just get over it and back to university" are cunts, sorry but I hate those types of people.

[@Luxocell]

Stay strong King

[@mtbjack69]

as an american, who has traveled a lot, I can confidently say our food portions are absolutely ridiculous. It's a big reason why our country is so overweight.

[@elmarciano1048]

At least we aren’t the most overweight anymore

[@wonderlustcoffee5517]

@@elmarciano1048 who is it now?

[@elmarciano1048]

WonderLust & Coffee a country called nauru well as of 2016 but im pretty sure we still not on top

[@jademaskell322]

Do a lot of people order kids sizes to get a smaller portion? Like it’s common in England for the elderly to do dis

[@Joanna-rq6du]

I don’t mind because I just use the leftovers for dinner the next day(s). Most people I eat with just eat half and take the rest home too

[@sheamagnus6826]

As an American, I have never laughed so much as when hearing these three non-Americans opinions on the USA.

[@shiranuiprestonsaga8867]

Agreed they haven't experienced what it feels like to live in america Daily all though they are right about Texas portions as a man who lives in Texas

[@tytantin1442]

Yeah man. Some of our stuff just goes over their head. Tennessee here.

[@DrWhatever]

Agreed Cali here

[@DanielGarcia-co5iu]

The last time an american cared about an opinion from the UK it was 1776.

[@Bazilisk_AU]

As an Australian that's only discovered that "the hard R" is censoring of the N-word I found that what Joey* said in that moment absolutely hilarious

[@Fin-jk2kl]

Honestly not being able to study alone is the reason why I started listening to podcasts while I study so I don’t feel like I’m alone

[@kaiiorg]

About the drink sizes: not only is it about being lazy, but it is also how much you can take _with_ you with you leave!

[@chiar8476]

ahh it makes so much sense now 😂😂

[@benno1934]

@@chiar8476 40oz for the meal and 40oz more to go. It's the American way.

[@user-fz1mx1ld6q]

😂😂😂

[@yasminchan7425]

Why would you purposely get too much though? When you go to a restaurant you eat it there, you don't bring half of it home, could've just cooked at home instead then :P

[@benno1934]

@@yasminchan7425 Because it's free. Why wouldn't you get a free giant drink to take home?

[@Jyiber]

Two Brits and a Aussie talk about how confusing Americans are... Meanwhile in the US: 'Americans are confused about how Americans are.'

[@deadcard13]

I swear UFOs lock their doors when they fly pass.

[@JetAway]

@@deadcard13 Explain Area 51 then. Do it you wont

[@InLoveWithCities]

@@JetAway Someone didn't lock their door when stopping at a red light.

[@CimnaBun]

I’m just questioning how there are idiots still alive in the states.

[@windnblows9943]

Is florida a state?

[@HAunderscoreVE]

Why is it that college dorm are THE source of many stories. Heck, i had a few. A korean kid starting his drumming practise at 2AM before Calculus finals, resulting in someone using the fire axe to break down their door. Or the time where i ate nothing but a single 20cm cake for an entire week because i was too broke to afford anything. Thank you grandma, that cake saved me that week. And, for the poop story, i remember walking out of the elevator only ot find a massive, solid fucking turd that smelled like dread and decay, right before the elevator doors. Unhumanly large, too. Also, is it always the 'drunkening' the first week of the school year at the dorms? Drunk asleep people everywhere, like a scene from Saving private Ryan, but piss and vomit instead of blood, and clothes instead of bodyparts.

[@spiritwildfiregaming1975]

College is that one place where every kind of person will go, good or bad, because it's almost mandatory in most places. So from there you get *those* kinds of people that are the source of many stories (or traumas).

[@guibelson4809]

lmao

[@cosmo8771]

Because for many, its the first time your free to do whatever the fuck you want without your parents around, for me personally, my one year in a college dorm was probably the most fun I've ever had.

[@cosmo8771]

Also yeah I never got why the first week everyone was getting shit faced lol, im guessing that's how it is everywhere thats interesting.

[@onigakko]

Where do these poop stories keep coming from? I've never seen that happen in my college lol. Although, I did bash my head against a cement wall and leave a blood stain slightly bigger than my hand cuz my sense of balance was effed cuz of a bad cold. Tho, some people did go couch sledding when it snowed lol. On that same day, someone also played the bagpipes in the back of a pickup truck driving past xD

[@Nat-ok6hy]

As an American I’ve never actually seen someone actually eat that spray cheese stuff.

[@natsume-hime2473]

Spray cheese is pretty much just a topping for crackers. It's the epitome of a "I don't give a crap, I just want something salty and cheesy" snack.

[@milkncoffee04]

I always saw spray cheese as a mid/south eastern thing

[@eternalreverie01]

I'm currently eating it rn😂

[@justSunny7]

I guess it depends on where you're from. I personally don't know anyone that eats spray cheese. Ive only ever seen it on tv

[@eternalreverie01]

@@justSunny7 im from the south its legit everywhere where I am lol

[@ikeCKE]

"Americans are a whole different species." Us: Yee we know

[@eftbfl]

Yee haaaawww

[@neoarmstrongcyclonejetarms6680]

God I love/hate it here

[@lyssao.8308]

C E lol right:’D

[@armybebe6622]

Yee haw 🤠

[@aylade]

I hate it here I can’t wait to leave

[@doraherndon9874]

Connor describing mobile game: “You will never not be bored” lol.

[@jamiy5491]

I was looking for this hahahah

[@constabrielbell4523]

Idk why but it still means never be bored right?.......RIGHT?

[@Debland1989]

@@constabrielbell4523 no

[@zarrafsharif3099]

@@constabrielbell4523 The Opposite. You will always be bored

[@danielvaldezpercussion]

You won’t last 5 minutes with this game

[@nameless8789]

As an American, I can confirm that just about all those stories are true, except that lard dispenser in theaters. That one's new. Don't doubt it exists somewhere though.

[@zeikjt]

Agreed, everything else checks out. Not the lard dispenser.

[@Dyundu]

Seen it once. It seems like it’s rare (thankfully).

[@HollowPhntm]

Definitely a new one; I knew Vegas was crazy but wtf.

[@Anxietyfuelledprincess]

It’s either lard or mayonnaise either way it’s pure fat

[@rakoonshampoo2608]

Nameless Looking it up on the internet has gotten me no results. Typically the employees add the butter oil to the popcorn behind the counter, but some theaters have butter stations that the customer uses to add the butter oil themselves. If I had to guess, they mistook or are misremembering something more akin to this concept than an actual lard dispenser.

[@jludwig5374]

It's honestly extremely encouraging to hear them say that university is more stressful than a normal job because I do not want to experience this much stress the rest of my life

[@talmanesdelovinde302]

As an American, I've never seen a lard dispenser, also, I've only met one person who wasn't disgusted by spray cheese

[@oofgod3092]

Ive never seen a lard dispenser and never met anyone who ate spray cheese, sounds bad tho. And im american

[@himura333]

Same here, a lard dispenser sounds really gross and no one likes spray cheese.

[@Yukihana-]

I don’t even know what lard is, but I’ve had spray cheese once and I remember liking it

[@bandaid6550]

Spray cheese is something to be suffered through if you absolutely have to, it's never the ideal lol.

[@ShadowMistNinja]

American (Texan) here never seen a lard dispenser here.

[@HumbertoUmbracato]

"If you did math or engineering, at some point an indian man in the internet would save you" - cdawgVA, 2020 Me as a Civil Engineer: YES CONNOR, PREACH IT. Edit: jesus christ, this is my first time getting this much likes in the youtube comments. :o

[@nirodhajayasingha5232]

@Sumedh Kudale 6 min mark

[@mikahebat]

Oh man. For every engineering and physics theorem there is, there’s a video that explains it much better than any of my lecturers.

[@amechalover5199]

Man, I wouldn't hv passing grades in structures if it wasn't for them.

[@HumbertoUmbracato]

6:00 my fellow math and engineering friends

[@HumbertoUmbracato]

@Sumedh Kudale 6:00 my friend

[@thomas7651]

American here: I don't like the cheese spray nonsense. I don't understand it either.

[@Y7D]

spread the word then

[@shaikim-shapiro1453]

I feel like they're overstating the prominence of cheese spray. I've never really experienced it in any way. I don't really know anyone who loves cheese spray.

[@personwhotalks2049]

I honestly don't know what unholy creature actually enjoys it.

[@inkstained]

I think non Americans overstate it a lot, I don't know anyone who eats it much less likes it.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Hi! American here who does like spray cheese! It's another processed food like all the others, even foods you'd maybe think are healthy, nothing new for us. Frankly, I've never known anyone who just *loves* it, myself included, but it IS good to a lot of people and nice on Ritz crackers. Those who just spray it in their mouths are weird but then again, add a smoked bacon flavor to it and I'd probably give a mouthful a try just once. I think my family has ever bought this stuff once or twice when I was a kid. I've maybe had it once in my adulthood and I'm 31 (yes, a dinosaur, I know). I think the stuff gets too much flack for just how infrequently it's actually purchased. Kind of like American's view of Vegemite, even if you use just a little like recommended. I think everyone's cuisine from their country has something that the rest of the world probably finds an oddity. Or a cultural practice.

[@Galaord]

When I was studying programming in college the Indian tutorials were always the most to the point and useful tutorials. There are two main types of programming tutorials online, 20 minute Indian tutorials that explained everything that you needed to know, or 4 hour Native English Speaker tutorials that explained the bare minimum they could and mostly filled the tutorials with random information or used up a lot of time tutting their own horns.

[@AlexB-wl9ev]

Gigguk: "I'm not that tall. I'm 6 ft." Me: *crying in my 5'4 ft body*

[@DrWhatever]

Which means Conner is shorter than 6ft.

[@saniharuo]

*cries in 4'9''*

[@DrWhatever]

@@saniharuo I'm like 5'11 or 6 so I can't say anything. I just say rock what you got and remember screw people. They'll hate you for anything

[@saniharuo]

@@DrWhatever Lol I love being short for 1 reason. I use it as an excuse to be lazy when something is high on a shelf.

[@DrWhatever]

@@saniharuo as a "tall" person people just think you can reach anything. My mother, just points at stuff like I am a giraffe or a crane.

[@murloc1696]

when they were talking about the losing accents thing, the term for this is "foreign accent syndrome" in which if a person for example an Aussie is living in America or some other country they develop that country's speaking habits such as the hard "R's" that's why Joey and RubberNinja (Ross) has lost their accents although Ross is more noticeable due to him living in America, Joey has a more Aussie accent due to him living in a country that its main language isn't English therefore only pronouncing words differently than how Aussies do (Sorry for the long rant it's just interesting to me)

[@Pralius_]

As far as the American things that were brought up: Restaurant portions are somewhat out of control, but taking leftovers home is pretty common. Appetizers and Desserts are almost always not meant for a single person. They are for an entire table of 4 people to be able to share one, especially if the dessert is expensive you need to ask how big the dessert is. The movie theater butter dispenser is an affront to God, but we are disgusting and would be furious to have popcorn that wasn't soggy with butter. And salt. Extra salt. Don't you dare talk badly about spray cheese or Kraft singles. That plastic taste is as American as it gets. Motels: you should be surprised if someone ISN'T shot on the premises at some point.

[@ninarances9074]

Once you mentioned the extra salt part, this reminds how the food here in my country is really salty, to the point where some people call it unhealthy.

[@cecilia8515]

Connor's experience with the women trying to make him pray reminds me of when I was at uni and one of my friends who was really religious. And he kept asking me if I was ready to die and ready to face god when I die. It really freaked me out.

[@candzily]

0:00-0:48 Intro 0:48-10:53 back in the old times > 10:08-10:53 Joey's computer EXPLODES 10:53-21:17 Living in dorms (nightmares from the boys) >13:33-15:19 Taking revenge on Peasant >15:45-18:11 Connor's shitty Halloween 21:17-23:20 ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH 23:20-39:10 terrible university life styles * Hell and Monster did not sponsored this video* >24:58-26:53 Surprise behind the Christmas tree >35:45-39:10 That weird guy. 39:10-1:00:00 life after uni (neighbours, badass japanese olders) >49:35-51:16 Strange noises in Grant's vidoes o.o >51:53-56:50 Joey's asshole neighbour 1:00:00- 1:16:14 The boys and America (people, accents) >1:02:00-1:03:40 Joey and the elevator 1:16:14- Lifestyle changes since moving to Japan (healthy life, japanese restaurants, Connor being a fan of Matsuya, portion sizes) >1:21:01 SUMIMASEEEEEEEN >1:24:00-1:28:17 Giant Ramen, too much food for Connor 1:30:00-1:39:50 Basically ranting about America >1:37:26-1:39:50 amErIcAn ChEeSe sAuCE 1:39:50-1:46:00 we love America 1:46:00-1:49:00 Lets pray in the gym with Connor 1:49:00-1:53:56 America is scary dude 1:53:56-1:56:00 Outro take care guys

[@ZahillSation]

thanks

[@misskathyta]

Thank you so much for this!

[@WingZeroCustom001]

A good service but who doesn’t just enjoy the whole thing in 1 glorious sitting

[@ayreend8650]

Damn why is this comment so far down in here? Up you go!

[@randomperson2526]

Thank you so much

[@Chick_a_d33]

70 yr old ladies : "Lets go PRAY" Connor: "Get out of my way PhEsANtS I'm heading to the gym"

[@alexben04]

Peasants*, Pheasants are quite different lol

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@alexben04 Well, pheasants are similar to hens so it could read that they're calling the women clucking hens, lol.

[@alexben04]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Maybe in this context, but in the beginning of the video it was explained that conner uses the word peasant because of the guy from college that used it

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@alexben04 I could've sworn he actually said peasants but maybe I heard it wrong.

[@Chick_a_d33]

@@alexben04 I didn't realise I typed the bird one lol!

[@HoboGirl09]

I would love to see Connor, Garnt and Joey going on a road trip across the u.s. and film it.

[@kuraikazefgonut6725]

If they don’t go to New York, L.A., Chicago, Portland, Seattle, or anywhere else where Antifa riots are going on unchecked due to elected officials not doing their job(becuz they are communists and they want the upheaval) then maybe it could be cool. Oh yeah. Avoid Minneapolis too.

[@florleo3968]

They need to go to Florida so that they can interview Florida man

[@perseph0ne1608]

Y’all know that feeling where your having fun, then all of a sudden you realize that your assignment was due the next day and you haven’t started on it yet then your heart drops, and you start to dread everything...? Yeah, me too.

[@shaithis77]

American here- having been all around the country, I’ve never seen lard next to popcorn. That sounds horrifying.

[@epictoothpaste1343]

Ya same I always thought lard was a Europe thing

[@personwhotalks2049]

Agreed

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Same. I will defend Cheese Whiz on Ritz crackers until my dying breath but lard for popcorn is where I draw my line 😂