What Going Back to the 90s Would Actually Be Like

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[@rdococ]

Hold on, Mike is the one with the time travelling guitar, isn't it his responsibility to stop 9/11?

[@sci6830]

Matthew Hohenbrink so is the 2010 one going to be a garbage bag lit on fire

[@commmander64]

@@sci6830 Nah he will be a techie. The guy from 1940's will be metal as f*** though.

[@matthewdunaway7622]

Matthew Hohenbrink since he is a physical representation, can I shank him and steal his time-traveling guitar so I can keep reliving the 90s?

[@ElPayasoMalo]

@@silent04_ I think you meant a Confederate flag-waving neo-Nazi.

[@roryotoole6837]

Have you never seen that family guy episode

[@steverogers8163]

The worst thing about time travel is going back an realizing you have enough time to stop some horrible event, but you don't know enough about said event to know how to actually stop it.

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

Then there's those weirdos whose ADD has caused them to pointlessly obsess over past events they would go back and change if they had a time machine ever since Princess Diana was killed the evening of August 31, 1997 by some overly aggressive paparazzi and an intoxicated driver in a Paris tunnel. I'm speaking hypothetically of course.

[@hithere4719]

@@TheFiddleFaddle I don’t know how I would stop it, but I do remember being at Boy Scout camp that year and hearing the news. The idea of going back in time to direct myself (I turned 11 a few days before) and my Boy Scout troop to prevent that crash would be hilarious. Would we succeed? Probably not. Would it tug the nostalgic heartstrings of aging Millenials? Probably.

[@leosong829]

u sound like u have had to deal with this before?

[@Thatonelonewolf928]

Would you really completely change the course of history just to stop an event?

[@l.tc.5032]

Oh that's easy just if you have time travel you can easily just go back to your present time to do the research and then go back again.

[@wallacebell9719]

If this was more serious, it would make a good Black Mirror episode.

[@vincent-ls9lz]

especially with the concept that despite you saving thousands of lives and tragedy, you will be remembered as a monster for the rest of your life and nobody will acknowledge your sacrifice

[@MythicSuns]

Charlie Brooker tends to approach Black Mirror as a show that's designed to warn the public about the present way we use technology and how it's effecting us. Even the title "Black Mirror" is a reference to what a screen becomes when you switch it off. A Black Mirror episode that focuses on our obsession with nostalgia and how it's fuelled by social media could potentially be done, but since Black Mirror tends to focus on more plausible technological developments I doubt there would be any time travel involved.

[@MrDiscoveryMinecraft]

@@MythicSuns meabe it would be better as an episode of a twilight zone

[@leeks1408]

Ben Knight that sounds like a great premise to build and develop for a Black Mirror episode

[@someonesghost3868]

@@MrDiscoveryMinecraft I mean, Black Mirror is basically modern day Twilight Zone so.....same thing?

[@01DaBoss]

"Take me back to the 2010's" Feels weird being in the 20's now

[@medexamtoolscom]

I shall never stop wanting to set my sights for the 1990s in the off chance I find someone with a time machine until the day I die. I will never set my sights on a later jumpback point. In 2030 I won't be like "can I go back to 2015?" NO, I'll be like "1993 or bust!"

[@Beerbottles123]

And now the world is in shittier state than ever, it make first decade of the 21st century look like the 90s.

[@Alx8282]

Done. Now that we are back in the 2010's you are morally obligated to stop the COVID19 pandemic by destroying Wuhan lab, else all those innocent people will die and it would be all your fault.

[@01DaBoss]

@thesatanic6 you're not from the 80s then my folks hate the 80s but also love them

[@LandaPanda8]

Wow, we are in the 1920s?

[@anthonybaro4025]

This idea would make an interesting movie.

[@StraberrYKiler6789]

limitless possibilities and concepts to explore, the kind where squeals would have a different plot altogether

[@AubyanneMeletio]

Anthony Baro: I was absolutely thinking that. I wonder if they'd actually be cool with developing it as a feature. I'm totally down.

[@Nitrous09]

Anthony Baro Check out 11/22/63 by Stephen King. Same concept basically, guy goes back to 1950's and tries to stop the JFK assassination

[@anthonybaro4025]

Thanks i have been looking for something similar.

[@masterjedi343]

+Zero Industries Amazing book.

[@frankman2]

Don't forget he saved a million Iraquis who had nothing to do with 9/11 too.

[@Dubanx]

No he didn't. Bush was plotting to invade Iraq before he won the election, much less 9/11. He was obsessed with Iraq and those nonexistent WMDs. 9/11 had nothing to do with it. Even with 9/11 cancelled Iraq would still have been invaded.

[@ardiansyahnugraha9688]

@@Dubanx it wasn’t Bush, but whole GOP and the military-industrial complex.

[@lolipedofin]

@@Dubanx No 9/11, no political capital to start a war.

[@Dubanx]

@@lolipedofin Might have been harder, but he was hellbent on invading Iraq before 9/11. He clearly intended to do so well before 9/11, and I doubt 9/11 changed that.

[@ryanott1407]

I bet you're all tons of fun at parties

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Honestly, just send the CIA an anonymous letter not only warning of the attack, but also accurately predicting several unlikely happenstances over each next day until the attack so they can tell maybe they should pay attention to it; maybe bring up some government secrets that haven't been revealed yet.

[@bikechainimmortalis6923]

Oh please; every conspiracy theorist knows that the CIA was in on it.

[@medexamtoolscom]

It wouldn't even have to be that day. Just go back to 2000 and make predictions all year long. In fact, you might as well make an unparalleled fortune trading the markets, buy out all the airlines and cancel all flights that day much to everyone's chagrin. That way you save everyone AND become a trillionaire. Me, I'd be evil, I'd just go to a parachute manufacturer the day they were going out of business and buy their inventory, then go to the top of the towers on 9-11 and sell them for a million dollars each.

[@StevenZephyc]

It's also a very great way for CIA to get on your tail and tries to find out how you suddenly knew everything.

[@Beerbottles123]

Actually the CIA FBI and NSA already knew about the attack and they still didn't take it seriously. Also the 3 agencies didn't share their data with each other due to inter-agency pissing match. So they only knew bits of the what's going on. That's why Homeland Security was created in the first place.

[@endersdragon34]

Though how much do you remember that happened in that time frame that couldn't have been predicted

[@elbruces]

People don't really want to travel back to a particular era, they just want to be children again when life was simpler and they didn't have any responsibilities.

[@Edeinawc]

Well, there are a lot of people that have the whole "born in the wrong era" and say they'd like to go back to the 30's or 60's because things were so spiffy back then! The clothes and music were so grand! Of course, I don't they would really love it that much.

[@KBdotHAQ]

@@Edeinawc And I'm black so...

[@EvilDeadRecordsVideo]

I dunno man musics pretty fuckin bad these days

[@elbruces]

@@EvilDeadRecordsVideo Stuff on the mainstream radio is lately, but we can seek out the good stuff if we want to. And there's plenty of it out there.

[@ok-rn2un]

@@EvilDeadRecordsVideo yeah but you also have easy access to millions of songs that go decades back

[@barryscott9590]

Then another time traveler went back to stop him...

[@hleghe810]

what particular time traveler (thinks of a peticualr

[@barryscott9590]

+James Harvey Osama bin laden.

[@barryscott9590]

+James Harvey Gary from Walmart.

[@hleghe810]

THEY are from a book

[@calgskeet]

It was Stewie and Brian!

[@Godzillarex]

Quite possibly the best sketch in the entire channel. So well written and executed. And poignant as well.

[@floatingamer]

No hardly working wolfestein is

[@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre]

Eh, we all have our favorite sketches. I love the Beef Gurewitch and No More Jeggings sketches lol

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

Except for every episode of jake and amir

[@brianh6822]

nah thats the bernie math sketch

[@mystichdx]

...until you realize there's a thousand other terrorist attacks, mass shootings, ecological disasters (hurricanes, tornadoes, typhoons, mudslides), ethnic wars, etc etc all over the world that he willingly ignored.

[@shaneturner500]

I just realized this is just like the twilight zone. Guy wants to time travel out of nostalgia, realizes he needs to fix the past, but then becomes the bad guy in the past for trying to fix the past.

[@starkiller007]

What episode?

[@michaelbme1983]

@@starkiller007 no time like the past

[@ChannelBlaino]

2030's- Wish I could go back to the 2010's Genie - Your Wish is granted. You Know what that means Time Traveller- Memes Genie- We Only have a few years to stop Covid-19 from ever happening

[@aman-qj5sx]

@@amisugar8948 Won't work What you have to do is evacuate and blow up the Wuhan Fish Market Releasing a flu significant enough fow a quarantine would take more lives than COVID

[@maxallen121]

@@aman-qj5sx or just yknow, dont let anyone eat bat soup

[@summernights9497]

You can't stop a virus anymore than you can stop a hurricane lmao.

[@ButterflyScarlet]

@@lonewolverinesurvivor6303 Cultures have had other genders before the 21st century my dude, and while it's true that media companies are profiting off nostalgia rather than inventing new stories, there are original cartoons but I'm sorry you're too cynical and lazy to look for them. RIP I guess

[@ButterflyScarlet]

@@lonewolverinesurvivor6303 who are you to say whether a gender identity is useful or nah? The pretentiousness

[@antonioklaic2740]

Jet fuel doesnt melt steel beams .................................................but it weakens them enough for the building to collapse.

[@antonioklaic2740]

***** yeah , these conspiracy theorists are just really annoying , their logic is that the goverment made an inside operation to collapse the buildings to start the war with afghanistan , first off : they didn't knew about the attack before it was clear it will happen , second off : why would the goverment ignore a terrorist attack even if it didn't collapse the buildings , that doesn't make sense at all . I guess they are just typicall america haters and want to damage america's reputation by making easily debunkable conspiracy theories .

[@antonioklaic2740]

WishMasterPtolemy I am a troll as much as unicorns pooping butterflies exist .

[@LargeBanana]

if you guys take a look again, the cut on the steel beams is impossible, it was a clean line cut which is impossible if it wasn't thermite. there's no other way around.

[@antonioklaic2740]

LargeBanana yes , adn the goverment wouldn't have any use of collapsing it . Even if the attack didnt colapse the buildings the war would happen . It would be stupid if the goverment just ignored it like it was a normal day .

[@MrMrtvozornik]

Antonio Klaić That's cause you don't know that line of trucks filled with money drove off bellow the buildings days before the attack. You know, you are seem to know awfully a lot of what is in government's best interested and what are their plans. Who know, do you really think it was government? I mean, all know that president is not even informed about doings of some secret agencies and not only that but president of USA has level 5 or 6 clearance pass while there are at least 7-9. My point is, you cant know, I can suspect and with good reasons to suspect, but on the end, I still BELIEVE that it was inside job JUST like you BELIEVE it was not. Edit: Best reason why I can believe it was inside job with ease is cause USA did shit like that all the time, it's just another day of service.

[@MrKodanNche]

I would probably buy some Google stocks and be rich as fuck in the 2010s.

[@Tribune_of_Italia]

So you're saying you would let 9/11 HAPPEN

[@Tribune_of_Italia]

TRAITOR

[@Snipkikker]

Thanks for making it fun

[@MrKodanNche]

Hey, I don't live in the U.S.

[@darksahdowofthewolf]

Exactly google was privately held until 2004. the opening price was $100 and change.. but the current price is in the $800. But I don't think anyone just buy in right after the IPO.

[@pakibukas]

mah time travel fantasy is now ruined.

[@kawaiidere1023]

But just retry a bunch of times like in kogakuru daze

[@kawaiidere1023]

But what if you accidentally caused your parents to never get together or in some other way caused yourself to never go back to that moment, you have to do really small changes and do them anonymously. Creating fake identity's would be very useful.

[@mersauff223]

OtakuboyT If you were that smart, you would've realised that 9/11 was an overrated scam.

[@kawaiidere1023]

Oh, wait. Just learn how to hack tv signals during the 90s and show news reports of 9/11 so everyone knows of it in advance.

[@kawaiidere1023]

No, just use news reports and spending your life in prison is harder

[@er5943]

Time traveler: which day is today? FBI: today is the 11 September Time traveler: before or after the... FBI: before Time traveler: what? FBI: what?

[@toblerabbey4381]

r/woooosh

[@TBaron2865]

Tobler Abbey lmao

[@toblerabbey4381]

Alright i'm sick of people pretending like they are so smart by correcting someone's joke. The point of a joke is not to give information or facts, it's meant for people to laugh. By the way, the fbi AND the cia were both involved in 9/11, and in fact it was the miscommunication between those 2 agencies that ended up having the terrorists go through with it.

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Wait, if it’s the FBI, wouldn’t they say September 11th? Have I been saying it wrong my entire life? Is my existence a lie? OH GOD!

[@toblerabbey4381]

You mad genius. This is proof that the fbi is actually an agency from a different country!

[@N.J.C95]

This is definitely not what I thought this video was gonna be about...

[@y_o_a_ihemi5692]

Im the 609 person i liked

[@MedicEne]

Imagine if this actually happened and some random monster we know from history is actually a hero

[@greenthizzle4]

cough, cough Lee Harvey Oswald, cough cough

[@Radical_Onion]

*mind blown*

[@JohnNNJ]

There is a Stephen King book (11/22/63), and a mini series (11.22.63), that dealt with the concept more deeply.

[@CrazyHorseInvincible]

More deeply? Magic earthquakes and time police who look like bums who want to prevent you from becoming a "Jimla" deals with this concept more deeply?

[@JohnNNJ]

CrazyHorseInvincible, meaning more than five minute KZbin posts, and their comment sections, with respect to the unintended consequence(s) of trying to change the past, even if the event is seen as terrible to us. Yes, I know, it is also covered in other sci-fi lit.

[@alexandrebeaudry1038]

This is a one of the darkest humour i have came across in my life.

[@chrisbeaty3572]

This isn't even in my top ten darkest.

[@SonicboomYouTube]

Alexandre Beaudry This isn’t dark humor, it’s College Humor! *laugh track*

[@jaridwilliams739]

must be new here

[@tacocatt6808]

Alexandre Beaudry Lol you must be new to the Internet. HAHAHAHA. Seriously, just wait until you fin out about incels, furries, brownies and deviant art. Oof, and how can I forget Tumblr?

[@tacocatt6808]

I have no clue what I meant by brownies, probably autocorrect mucking up an obscure word.

[@michaelsabando7962]

I like to think Mike was a normal dude who discovered time travel and wanted to stop 9/11 but just wanted someone else to take the fall

[@TheErnstkare]

this is basically the plot of 11.22.63

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Well . . . except for the entire plot.

[@rossthesauceboss]

+Catzilla Name man read the book it's pretty spot on

[@Anzyll]

When a KZbin comment makes you want to read a book.

[@TheErnstkare]

Ambiticus or watch the series

[@rossthesauceboss]

Ambiticus Great book you should read it

[@ladyvincenza]

Um, this is a lot darker than I expected.

[@ladyvincenza]

Hello, Troll! :)

[@ivand9610]

sarah what did you expect

[@squamish4244]

+Sarah Trachtenberg Collegehumor throws you curveballs like this every so often.

[@Yashahiro_]

I like that little camera play when they show the poster of the New York sky line, and have the model airplane in the foreground to make it look like its about to crash. That was really really sutble.

[@iverson7x]

Crystal Clod he also said “your wish is the bomb”

[@jason_always_painting3994]

Damn! Good catch!!!

[@robinmatyar2497]

are you being sarcastic ?

[@lunayoshi]

Whoa shit, I didn't even notice! That's amazing!

[@TwitchyTopHat1]

As subtle as 9/11

[@hugo57k91]

Americans: I feel so nostalgic for the 90's Me, who is from ex-Yugoslavia: *flasbacks*

[@Loshhmi]

Thats a sadly good point 😂 I am from ex- Yugoslavia too 👌🏻

[@NewPaulActs17]

my serbian and montenegrin ancestors left before ww1- not if before 1900 though

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Panteri-Panteriiiii

[@hithere4719]

It’s wild that there will be so many cameras and internet when parts of America turn into Yugoslavia 😯

[@majikss]

Wow different cultures remember times differently who would've thought

[@keelahrose]

Jesus that turned dark so quickly. ROFL

[@bigmoneygrubber]

Slammed on the brakes real quick

[@aevi09]

VERY!!!!!

[@valcadav]

cursed comment

[@SuperPiposaru]

This would be an amazing movie!

[@Hust91]

+SuperPiposaru Right up until you realize that as terror attacks go, 9/11 is very mild, and the only reason anyone noticed is that it happened in the US. What about the millions who died to starvation and warfare in that same time? Though it might be worthwhile to undo the damage the goverment did and is still doing after 9/11.

[@chrism2394]

+SuperPiposaru u r so right

[@omarhachach]

+Hust91 Indeed the so called "war on terror".

[@omarhachach]

+SuperPiposaru No, it wouldn't. Only if it is a black guy, and it is a comedy. If it isn't it would be a terrible hero movie..

[@SuperPiposaru]

Pya the fuck?

[@TheEpicGreenMask]

Plot Twist, Mohammed Utah was another Time Traveller trying to stop a 2023 9/11 by causing another fake 9/11

[@Rina-dm8vd]

Omg

[@slashinswingin4369]

lol

[@rahyutkill8442]

Coming back to this comment in 7 years

[@TheEpicGreenMask]

RahYutKill good luck remembering

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

+The Epic Green Mask | Minecraft Stuff If you wanted to do that, you don't have to kill 3,000 people though. You take one plane the day before. I guess. Oh, and it's Mohamed Atta. Utah is a state.

[@gurujot951]

"if you don't do this the blood of innocents will be on your hands... quack quack quack quack"

[@LoganWH8]

Hard to believe the nineties were almost 30 years ago, isn't it? When I hear "thirty years ago", I still think 1970's

[@noah_lot2842]

king of games and anime I was born in 2003 and still think of the 1970s first when hearing 30 years ago :P

[@taz874]

damn ive only just realized. i still feel as if the 90s wasnt all that long ago. heck its already been 17 years since the year 2000

[@BigEthan630]

Scott Cramer no it hasn't

[@Simboiss]

Middle of the 90s = 1995. 2017 - 1995 = 22 years.

[@joshrhodes5832]

I know, my locus of what's current is still like, 1994

[@JCarpinator]

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

[@Vauksel]

+JC4MC No way, they're the bomb.

[@OnePrintMan]

are you kidding? I collapse with laughter!

[@paddyscone780]

+Damnian Hernandez I'd make another joke, but I think it'd just crash down around me.

[@Vauksel]

Scott Reynolds Don't worry, just hijack someone else's.

[@khalaholness6121]

So corny

[@toughmanrandysavage3077]

Actually the 90s wouldn't be so great being an adult. People don't miss the 90s they miss being a child, they miss being innocent, and not relying on crutches like smoking and drinking to feel happy like when you were child.

[@mundanetheif6954]

TOUGH MAN RANDY SAVAGE Do you need a hug

[@joseanegermana148]

r/woosh

[@DevasionX]

Not really I wish I was in my 20s during the 90s so I could be way more social without the fb crap and have some fun with car tuning without all the emissions bullshit.

[@DaMultiParallel]

Umm... It is exactly why people have been fucking around with cars and car tuning that the "emission bullshit" is a problem... innit?

[@jimmym3352]

I was in my 20's and teens during the 90's it wasn't so bad. Of course I was in the military, but I got my service done during the "peaceful" times and thankfully didn't have to do extra long deployments.

[@Drakelx55]

He could’ve just said the number one rule of time travel “never alter the past”

[@Zealant]

Edgy American and also the motivation behind most time travel

[@sosopwsi829Jjw9]

or else

[@kevinschaoticshuttle4544]

he must have failed in the Gallifred academy.

[@kaedonx0673]

In fact, without 911, the present would probably be worse. Because of it, we tightened our security and if we didn’t, there could have been several 911’s killing way more than just 3000. Plus there’s also all the indirect links with it

[@Minchken]

@@kaedonx0673 To america 9/11 is the worse thing to happen to the world. If it's 1,000,000 non americans statistics. But 3000 then oh no!

[@ajgreen1997]

This is the best thing they’ve ever done.

[@DamienMen]

IT DIDNT RLY HAPPEN BRO JUST A VIDEO

[@Windrake101]

Mick Foley mysteries was pretty cool.

[@varietyhub2948]

They could have went to the future to get a robot to do fake 911

[@admiralackbar3102]

ajgreen1997 no because it is a paradox

[@aaronlaluzerne6639]

No, the best thing College Humor ever made was the "please don't eat the tide pouches" schit.

[@jamestown8398]

Depending on what year in the 90s he's gone back to, he is ALSO morally obligated to stop the Bosnian and Rwandan Genocides.

[@wellesradio]

Jamestown Stopping a handful of hijackers vs stopping mass violence and civil war.

[@ylisvauhdis1270]

Those are non-cool and non-american events so no one cares.

[@VluggeJapie59]

Well how on earth would you do that ?

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Also the Ilana like Oklahoma City Federal building, if he went back soon enough.

[@rachelc3535]

Columbine too so that future students wouldn't attempt the same thing.

[@leeiif]

My idea, prove to a large majority of people that you're from the future with as many predictions as I could make and once I'm a person of interest I would THEN tell people about 9/11.

[@NewPaulActs17]

+lee iif dot-com crash, bush v. gore, the simpsons?

[@Bing_Bong_Banjo]

+lee iif BURN THE WITCH!

[@GeminibBorn]

+lee iif Brilliant, but you might still get black bagged when you start predicting terrorist attacks...it would make an interesting movie

[@jcb3393]

+lee iif Once your first predictions come true and people start to believe you, it forever ruins any other predictions (read "Replay" for a great take on repeated jumps back in time: www.goodreads.com/book/show/341735.Replay )

[@GeminibBorn]

+Artists Aliens Oh man, I didn't think of that. So the end result is even worse than I thought.

[@andrewhines6108]

I swear to God as soon as he said that he was morally responsible to stop 9/11 my jaw just dropped and I was just like "oh sh*t" 😂😂😂

[@imashadow699]

This Actually Doesn't Really Hard To Do : - You Can Be That "Dude Who Can Read The Future",, You Will Get A Lot Of Money, Fame,, *And Everyone Will Believe If You Telling Something Will Happened In The Future* - You Can Just Invest On Richest Company In The Future... And Become Rich AF Your Words Will Be Heard,, or You Can Just Buy All Tickets In That Day - You Can Just Become A Parachute Seller At The Tower When That Happened..... (After You Become Rich, Of Course... You Can Buy Parachute And Sell It On A High-Price)

[@InformationIsTheEdge]

Actually September 11, 2001 was bright, clear, sunny and quite seasonably warm. That kinda makes it worse somehow, than if it were a cold September morning but there it is.

[@ShaySez]

InformationIsTheEdge It does make it worse doesn't it.

[@MrGamelover23]

Shay Sez Wish dark movies would do that, bad stuff happens when it's nice and sunny.

[@docphunk3723]

Was it warm in new York?

[@Schixotica]

You're wrong, it was cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[@gibtontolintmint6488]

InformationIsTheEdge I think the cold part is a metaphor...

[@spreadingthedrewth4643]

He could have traveled to New York and set off the fire alarms in the 2 buildings before the attack happened

[@TheRoadWarrior763]

What about the people in the planes?

[@KevinLikesBananas]

+Bad Drivers of East Tennessee less people dead still

[@Its_Lu_Bu]

bomb threat to the airport they were going to take off from?

[@KevinLikesBananas]

Bad Drivers of East Tennessee o shit my bad forgot about asbestos

[@Korajiyo]

Shit wasn't taken as seriously back then.

[@cantorlok2815]

This was one of the best CollegeHumor videos yet.

[@karlyg.e.m.21]

Imagine this but with 2000's kids: -You know what this means?? -Club Penguin!!! -We got a few years to prevent COVID...

[@shalonanwar6882]

COVID would be over a decade away and there’s only so much you can do to prevent the transfer of a virus from animals to humans. It would make more sense to be under obligation to stop the Iraq War or the Recession if traveling back to the 2000s.

[@cebolenkosingcobo5122]

It's almost impossible to prevent or stop covoid 19 the biggest issue is the unwillingness of the CCP(Chinese Communist Party) co-operate and let the international community go into Wuhan to investigate its origins the CCP even went as far as silencing the doctor who first discovered covoid 19 in December of 2019. They've spread propaganda and misinformation under reporting the number of deaths due covoid in their own country even going as far as saying the virus originated in Africa and not in Wuhan. You'd have better luck saving people from natural disaster then stop the Wuhan virus.

[@kvltslime2261]

@@cebolenkosingcobo5122 that's not what happened. When it was still manageable China had already been in talks with america about it and what was going on but our government chose to ignore it. Kinda like how our government ignored intelligence on 911

[@rodolforodriguez4447]

-You know what that means -Millsberry -We have stop the Virginia Tech shooting

[@radjadawamindra697]

@@cebolenkosingcobo5122 so in other words, you have to go to Beijing and blow up the Great Hall of People when the CCP members are assembled there and in process making yourself number 1 most wanted man/woman in China.

[@fluffy-hellhound]

I was expecting Eric to realize that the 90s wasn't as good as he remembers.

[@drksideofthewal]

That would have been funnier.

[@ShawnRavenfire]

drksideofthewal That would have been too obvious.

[@aeris44]

haha right! Like he wants to stay up as a late as he wants then is told to go to bed by 9, or can't be out in the streets when it's dark. Or all his friends can only be contacted if he goes to their house cuz he never memorized their house phone numbers. Then he'd be like, "I want my freaking independence back!"

[@BullShitThat]

That wouldn't have made any sense. The 90s were awesome!

[@fluffy-hellhound]

BullShitThat Debatable

[@Mrcool210]

9/11 would be a fixed point in time. Changing it would only make things worse. Thanks Doctor Who.

[@sahilrandhawa9021]

Lel

[@Mrcool210]

***** You realize I'm just making a joke right?

[@danielv8521]

+Mrcool210 Jokes are supposed to be funny though

[@Mrcool210]

Derpasaurus Rex 31 people seem to disagree with you. Besides, Humor is incredibly subjective.

[@Archangelsvoid]

Well it would be a time paradox. You feel the urge to stop 9/11 so you time travel to stop it and if you do stop 9/11 but in doing so your future self never feels the urge to time travel and stop 9/11. Paradox. Also you don't know what you'll be changing: NSA wouldn't exist Edward Snowden would be living a regular life in America The Iraq,Afghan War probably wouldn't of happened. There might of been a different terrorist attack cause America didn't bolster the security of planes and airports.

[@nonuvurbeeznus795]

The best way to stop 9/11 would be to get eight allies, each of your board two of the planes. Be sure to get pilots liscenses before you go back in time. Taking advantage of the poor airport security, sneak onboard some weaponry. When the hijackers start to hijack, simply kill them with knives and bum-rushing techniques. Hopefully one of you survives and can use your piloting skills to safely guide the plane to safety. Airport security would get ramped up, preventing any further attacks.

[@SwedishRamblings]

+Nonuv Urbeeznus I like this method. The only problem I see is that one might not remember exactly which planes the hijackers used. Most people couldn't say where the planes took off from. But if you had a time traveling guide who could tell you stuff, like in this video, I'd say it's a good method!

[@chump6220]

+Nonuv Urbeeznus fuck your simple reasoning just lay back and drink some new coke

[@intothewater1279]

+SwedishRamblings You could easily write it down before you "left", to go back to 2001, all that information is on the internet now.

[@TriComStorm]

It's weird because I live in NY and 1 of the airports used in the attacks, I regularly use Newark,NJ and I used JFK once but I like anal sex

[@nonuvurbeeznus795]

***** That's what I said. eight allies. Two for each plane.

[@CgPallaeon]

Me: I want to go back to the 1980's to enjoy the music and the films Genie: Ok but since we're here, you're going to have to find a way to prevent the Challenger explosion.

[@vgcq02]

Quack quack quack quack quack

[@l.tc.5032]

Oh that's easy just sabotage the shuttle the night before in a very obvious way and then they have to delay the launch.

[@patrickanderson62]

Simple threaten the people going on that ship, ask to be taken on or you will shoot them, and be the only life lost

[@Nnneemo]

Preventin of chernobyl explosion.

[@leonardsalinas2002]

Or prevent John Lennon’s death

[@henry_brown]

This is still the most hardcore collegehumor video to date. Second maybe only to Amir making Streeter's girlfriend break up with him in public. _That_ was brutal.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

what video is that?

[@glennhagstedt]

So you don´t think the video where he is convincing Streeter that he is going to die parachuting is a bit worse?

[@glennhagstedt]

@Vicente Hamel Trust me, making someone believe they are going to die have long term consequences, I almost died of a drug overdose 3 years ago and it changed me alot.

[@faithfm1]

The pranks were fake tho

[@icantgetridofthisusernamehelp]

"I'll give one strum of my magic guitar, blast us both to the future, and allow 3,000 Americans to perish one cold September morning!" I'm going to hell. I laughed.

[@EmilioKolomenski]

I actually heard "one cool September morning"

[@Ekircher5]

I was born the day after 911

[@BlakeChilders]

+Skircher5 There was a little girl born on 9/11 who died in the Giffords' shooting. Be glad you didn't have to witness that terrible day.

[@barryscott9590]

eerily I read that at the same time it was said in the video.

[@XcanaryinacoalmineX]

Yeah, I'm going to hell too... but I think I was already, so I'm just going to keep laughing... XD

[@DaGavinX]

He could also prevent Justin Bieber's parents from ever meeting each other.

[@zvizgo5926]

+Gavin Grant That would be alot better.

[@Jarrzon9758]

+Gavin Grant lmao

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

+Gavin Grant Or hack Bieber's youtube and stop him from posting shit

[@PMMillard]

+Gavin Grant it wouldn't make no difference, we'd just end up with another justin bieber by a different name, you guys really dont know how time travel works, do you?

[@spiderclown5572]

+PMMillard Windowlicker you go into a magic phone booth type some slimy timey whimey into a computer and you are in the past if you want to go back to the future you press a buton

[@nicob3046]

"Take me back to the 2010s now" - Everyone in 2020

[@henryalberts539]

tfw well over 3000 americans are dying every day now

[@lite0221]

The decade was hella boring. Screw the 2010s. I still want to move forward in this decade. It’s much more exciting.

[@Fire_2000]

@@lite0221 you mean when covid-25 is going on?

[@BozzLightyr]

You are morally obligated to stop covid

[@Dubanx]

@@lite0221 I'd settle for boring...

[@cerberusincorporated6861]

HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?! Going back in time to change the outcome of something that hasn't happened yet will alter the future of all things to come! POGS BE DAMNED!

[@UndyingZombie]

Depends on how it works. Very well possible that, the timeline just splits creating an alternative universe where that change occurred. Meaning the timeline the person came from is unchanged. So if he/she where to ever go back, nothing would change. Its also very well possible that, using said machine will just kill you. Or bring you into the past where all you can do is observe. Or a past being eaten by langaleers. Who knows for sure though except for who ever made the machine and used it. ( If anyone actually ever does )

[@Saurvivalist]

CaptinTrips Or a paradox, nothing gets changed at all because he wouldn't have gone back to stop 9/11 in the first place because it never happened

[@KingOfSciliy]

Benjamin Sapiens Or like in Family Guy "Back to the Pilot", The Towers doesn't fall, so Bush doesn't have anything to use in his next election campaign, and is not elected in. He goes back to Texas, refounds the Confederacy and the American Civil War starts again.

[@TheDrB0B]

Cerberus Incorporated Unless you just travel to another dimension in which it's still 1990.

[@gremlinrat420]

Time is not set in stone it's always changing

[@TheSlevensix]

so the only horrible thing that happend between 1990-2015 is 9/11..... only because it's in a western country doesn't mean it's more important

[@rapmusic896]

that's what I was thinking what about Waco ruby ridge and Oklahoma city

[@JakSoulbright]

Oh for fucks sake it was a satire video using a common tragedy that a lot of people know about to make a joke about people wanting to "Go back to the 90's". Fuck off if you think they only care about 9/11 and crawl back under your rock.

[@JakSoulbright]

Michael Ritchie You say that but by the end of the day 12 - 50 more people will comment that same stupid dribble and forget that the video is satire. People know about 9/11 and it's commonly joked about. That makes it funny. People still get pissy when you joke about all those drowning japanese children.

[@JakSoulbright]

Michael Ritchie Also, if I twisted my tits the lemmings stuck between them would get hurt.

[@SlightlyNotorious]

Michael Ritchie Oklahoma City: 168 dead Waco Seige: 76 dead 9/11 Attacks: 2999 dead I think the difference is pretty clear.

[@LorenAguilar]

This would actually be an interesting movie lol

[@AhmadPhilips]

exactly what I was thinking. Or a neat game

[@jonathanbastard4629]

It would make a neat game.

[@Upper_echelon_exotics]

Wow you guys are neat!

[@cedward85]

Loren Aguilar Watch the movie "The Butterfly Effect"

[@e32b61]

That’s actually how “Loose Change” got started. It was originally a fictional film about some dumb teens who discover that 9/11 was an inside job and try to prevent another one, then when producer would touch the script they wrote one in a fake documentary style, until meeting with the conspiracy theory community they realized there was a ready market if they played it up as serious.

[@Milfuelle100]

“Take me back to the 2010’s.” Omg guys it’s 2020 now 😩 seriously, time flies. My mom still thinks the 70’s were 35 years ago. She literally started arguing with me when I told her no, she did not graduate university 35 years ago. She graduated 48 years ago. I had to whip out my calculator app and prove it. 😂

[@Milfuelle100]

Iafiv Iv yes my mom who attended private school for 12 years is badly educated. My mom with a Master’s from Yale is badly educated. My mom with a PhD from Harvard is badly educated. My mom is better educated than the 1% of this world.

[@Milfuelle100]

Iafiv Iv competent enough to become a doctor and save countless lives 🤷‍♀️

[@Milfuelle100]

Iafiv Iv oh man and she’s a certified lawyer too 😂 not practicing but yeah, she’s a goddamn genius who can’t understand she’s 71. She looks amazing, feels amazing. Her youth feels so close to her. It’s not math skills, it’s denial.

[@82jp]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: this sketch is brilliant. Humor, social commentary, and tragedy wrapped up in just over 4 minutes.

[@Stridewise]

when were the other times you said it

[@douglasfulmer5483]

People in 2037 be like: I miss the 2010's.

[@TheEnderLeader1]

Now you have to stop WW3! Have fun!

[@Jake-hs4ft]

and people from 3002 will be like : i miss the 2037's and so on and so forth

[@Hanikendy2626]

I will come back on 2037 and comment i miss the 2010s here, hope you are alive to see that

[@Freefork]

Now you only have a few years to stop Trumps election! Now you only have a few years to stop Mutually Assured Destruction(WW3)! Now you only have a few years to stop scientists from discovering super urine! Now you only have a few years to stop Crash Bandicoot from becoming a meme! Now you only have a few years to stop Duke Nukem Forever to release in 1 year without disappointing anyone Now you only have a few years to stop Freefork from making repetitive comments! Now you only have a few years to stop College Humour to hating Trump so much, associating Katie with drugs, and giving Adam a TV Show. I hate Adam. Adam ruins everything! Now you only have a few years to stop you from clicking *Read more* ! Now you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to stopNow you only have a few years to!

[@maizetheholographiccorn5641]

Douglas Fulmer no, nothing like the 90s 😐

[@egglord7736]

OMG I GOT A LISTERENE COMMERCIAL ASKING "IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE" AHH

[@PHATB0Y20]

DrewDoesStuff no you didn’t

[@siren2003]

Well if u changed something u wouldnt have learned it in school or even hear about it then u wouldnt have gone back in time to stop it

[@siren2003]

@Joseph Delahunty yeah multiverse but he said what would you change. So if u change something in the past then everyone u know and loved u cant get back to them

[@silverblade357]

"Mom! Dad! In a couple months, this company called Google will open for trading..."

[@TheAzynder]

As a time traveller it would be their solemn duty to NOT mess up the timeline and let them perish, as tragic as it was.

[@mikhail7104]

0:48 Well that escalated quickly

[@smokey3504]

ikr

[@catecate2342]

Michel h

[@hippeedippee]

That hit me like a Brick Wall going 90 MPH

[@chewitmerchant8901]

well yeah that's the joke

[@easyorigami4419]

Michel q

[@satanskitty5341]

I'm going to go back to 65,000,000 BC and stop the mass extinction of dinosaurs. Lots of innocent dinosaurs died that day.

[@mempo583]

ungodlydisfigurement17 how would you stop a meteor?

[@satanskitty5341]

Hey b0ss I would do the salamander, b0ss

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

A really big slingshot.

[@dutchik5107]

Raquel Robles but then you would have to travel a lot faster than light. and you would be so far. that you would see earth as a shadow in front of the sun.

[@doom5895]

Who's There? Humans would have a hard time surviving

[@astilounlewise9784]

Oh snaaaaaaap...talk about emotional blackmail

[@1leon000]

Guy: "I wish I could go back to the 90s!" *Serbs and especially Bosniaks:* *war flashbacks*

[@DragonTrainer201]

Depending on how much time he had, he might've been able to amass a huge fortune, buy out the specific airline company involved, then order security to be heightened on the day of 9/11. What companies were really taking off in the 90s, anyway? Yahoo? AOL?

[@xoroxbleach]

He could also plant evidence on the hijackers to get them arrested and investigated

[@cpzombies1606]

how did I happen to watch this on 9 11

[@BadglassCreations]

I completely forgot

[@ashleyli924]

I dunno

[@johnmatt90]

same

[@johnmatt90]

maybe were the chosen one or something

[@BadglassCreations]

John Matt it was about time

[@alismitan]

AN INNOCENT AVIATION ENTHUSIAST OMG

[@medexamtoolscom]

I remember that time I went back to 1909 and killed that guy in Germany. I got so much flak for killing an "innocent aspiring young artist", I went back and stopped myself from doing it.

[@sylph8005]

@@medexamtoolscom IIRC Hitler wasn't in Germany during that time. Might be wrong tho

[@powerofthec5908]

@@sylph8005 Yeah he was in austria.

[@thnkng]

@@powerofthec5908 and wasn't an artist at the time

[@kasper8899]

Me: watch out some guy is gonna hijack a plane FBI: what plane

[@shanekeenaNYC]

Me: Pay attention to American Airlines flight 11, and United Airlines flight 175.

[@EastGermany-pc2lw]

@@shanekeenaNYC and 77 and 93 and 23

[@oggyreidmore]

Fuck pogs. I would use my knowledge of future history to cash in BIG TIME!

[@TheBeardedFrogSage]

oggyreidmore Apple, Enron, Microsoft, and Sony, here we come! But stay away from real estate for the love of god...

[@clowntrooper61]

Brother Jay Gaming Why?

[@TheBeardedFrogSage]

Knowledge of all those stocks and the time at which they all peaked would make someone with a thousand bucks easily into a billionaire by the time of the housing market crash if they started in 1991. A billionaire with the foreknowledge would have the influence and wealth to prevent the housing market crash if they knew where, when, and how to apply leverage. You might not stop 9/11, but you would stop a lot of suffering and such when it came to 2008 and onward. Might have even been able to prevent 9/11 and contributed to world peace if you had the right timing, for that matter. But maybe that's not what you meant by "Why?", so I'll explain the housing part. If you invest in housing during that time, you stand to lose massively if you don't get out a day or two before the market bubble burst. Same with Enron - if you don't pull your cash a few days before the big scandal hit, you lose it all. Trillionaire by 2008 if you hit all the market booms for each company listed above, plus maybe a couple of others. What you do with that wealth, power, influence, and fame is up to you... if time travel were real, of course.

[@clowntrooper61]

Brother Jay Gaming You ever heard of black monday when in 1987 the stocks dropped. How would prevent 9/11? Why not just stop the islamic revolution? If you knew that you wouldn't have such a shit job in the present and need to go back and make yourself rich. How much do you make now? How come your now a real estate or stock broker? I'd rather not fuck someone over for personal gain. If you sell your Enron stock some other sucker is going to lose it all when it does collapse. I'd rather not wreck someone's life. Also what about after. Wouldn't they ask for their money back from you because the stock was low before the crash and they just changed the books.

[@TheBeardedFrogSage]

Whoa, dude! You're taking this a bit too far. This was a hypothetical scenario, not a "I need an excuse to be hostile" situation.

[@xm377Moyocoyatzin]

Jurassic Park just came out, Its Clinton vs, Bush in the elections, The X-Files are coming back, Terminator just came out! WE *ARE* IN THE 90's!

[@NewPaulActs17]

+xm377Moyocoyatzin except we have smartphones and expensive ass internet

[@Finozzi96]

+xm377Moyocoyatzin except the new terminator movie fucking sucks

[@eganplaysMC]

And 9/11 is just right around the corner!

[@Thunderbolt22A10]

+BeyondTheGame who knows, ISIS might try and pull something.

[@marianasava524]

+BeyondTheGa me

[@DavidLee-id3lf]

1:28 not to nitpick but during 9/11 the temperature was between 64 and 68 degrees Fahrenheit so it really wasn't one cold September morning.

[@Beegrene]

I've actually thought about this a lot and come to the conclusion that I wouldn't be able to stop it and that fact would haunt me forever.

[@sneakysnuck8481]

Hey man there's nothing anyone could have done no one could have predicted it it's no one's fault except the terrorists

[@jacobbrawl5764]

Being honest I wouldn't change anything. I would just do some cool stuff that won't change the future or make a paradox, like this video is suggesting...

[@kobathedread]

Exactly. Fuck 'em and enjoy yourself. And invent Facebook and Twitter.

[@jacobbrawl5764]

kobathedread lol

[@Toochilledtocare-_-]

+kobathedread or just win the lottery multiple times

[@pierrecurie]

+A mighty potato And how many winning lottery numbers do you remember off the top of your head? When did they occur?

[@vicariousfan]

best bet it to bet on sports, or maybe invest in the housing crash or buy stocks on up and coming tech companies.

[@MarschellGirls]

Why can't he just bring some video footage of 9/11 back to the 90's with him?

[@har2944]

ArtloverHannah because the footage would Be from the future. And why in the beginning you even would try to Stop it

[@MarschellGirls]

Well he's also from the future but if he can bring himself back to the 90s he can bring a video back with him. Then he could use the video as proof that 9/11 is gonna happen and needs to be stopped.

[@Arasmuss]

Everything from the future disappeared. The video would too.

[@MarschellGirls]

He's from the future and he didn't dissapear. He'd just have to bring it on old fashioned 90s compatible technology.

[@randomviewer09]

ArtloverHannah because if he successfully stops 9-11, then the footage would never exist in the first place. This is a grandfather's paradox

[@iwillbeginagain]

I just want to put it out there that I would never want to modify any events from history, because the ramifications are too incalculably large

[@tabari327]

Luke Chenoweth yeah. anyone who watched Project Almanac it has Common Sense knows.

[@user-yj6wm8ey2j]

Your profile picture

[@Tinkler9000]

Luke Chenoweth true

[@Ludix147]

Well you do act in the present time and influence the future. Acting in the past could be just the same.

[@54Luca69]

NEEEEEEEEERD

[@hobihope2981]

This is debatably the best College Humor video ever.

[@FirstLast-hs5op]

Plot Twist: He kills the terroists, only to realize they didn't cause 9/11 and it was actually George Bush ordering a controlled demolition on the Towers.

[@sovirakourom8520]

Dank Bank how dumb u are!

[@静かな時間-v1w]

@Sovirak Ourom What?

[@rohanpanicker]

Dank Bank that would make a dope ass movie

[@mishbishmashpotatoes8463]

Dank Bank thank goodness someone knows what really happened

[@Meusberg]

Dank Bank Damn. The end of the movie he kills the terrorists only to realize it was Bush all along. Second movie he has to kill Bush. 3rd movie the time guitar stops working while there is a national manhunt for him

[@oggyreidmore]

So the cops at the end are Louis CK and Detective Doakes from Dexter?

[@reclaimingfire7903]

not louis, just one of the actors they use

[@magdalenasenkic1459]

Dude i wouldn't care about 9/11 if i could go back to 90 s I'd watch some good shows listen to some good music and go to nirvana concert

[@battleoncat]

Well you can still do those things today O_o Cerca trova

[@battleoncat]

Two out three aint bad

[@sartanko]

Well, the real terrorist would just have tried the same thing later and thousands of other people would have died.

[@TheLastCol]

Nirvana's overrated

[@Ignas359]

Or you could buy apple stocks.

[@chrish6912]

5 years later and this is still the best College Humor sketch ever.

[@Scipio488]

Well, THAT's sad.

[@burtonsumner2086]

"Oh man I remember pogs this is gonna be sweet!" lmao

[@bystanderinthecrowd]

What's pogs?

[@royalpain9281]

MasterFlame KZbin [old] *READ BIO* Pogs are these cardboard disks where if you throw one on the other pile (the victim’s pile is stacked) if the ones who fall are facing up the thrower keeps those pogs

[@elijahpepe]

George W. Bush would have been a boring, conservative President who continued a policy of deregulation and might not have won a second term. The main line of conflict in American politics would have been environmentalism vs. libertarian capitalism for way longer, as opposed to nationalism turning into populism vs. realism. As a result, the political camps would not have changed as drastically as they did. In Europe, the "Old Europe" social-democrat generation (Chirac, Schroeder, Blair) might have ended sooner since they would not have been able to run on the basis of being a counterweight to Bush. In consequence, their successors may not have ended up being Sarkozy, Merkel, Brown. Also, Green Day would never have had the career they so desired. Global contempt, particularly amongst young Muslims would be less. I think the long term impacts of a generation of Muslims having a concrete reason to develop, or being influenced to develop, a visceral hated of the west has yet to be felt. Putting aside terrorism/attacks directly, the political and cultural impacts of the masses developing genuine fear and hatred of the US is going to have ramifications in the years ahead. Secondly the total cost of the war is estimated to be $3 trillion all in. In the context of the the overall national debt ($21 T) its not the determining factor but it's still a huge investment in something that does not pay anything back to the country (compared to infrastructure etc).

[@tifforo1]

Good analysis! But that's all assuming Wolfowitz wouldn't have convinced Bush to invade Iraq anyway. Afghan war wouldn't have happened, but the stuff about other leaders being a counterweight to Bush and Muslim resentment seems to have come more strongly from Iraq than Afghanistan despite Afghanistan lasting longer. Bush probably couldn't have won a second term if he had invaded Iraq (already fairly unpopular move by 2004 even before the intensity peaked in 2005) without any domestic attack making people feel like they needed a "war president" though. I'd say that without 9/11, his only chance of getting reelected would've been to NOT do a major invasion.

[@daviderickson8699]

@@tifforo1 Both interesting posts. I think the neocon group (Wolfowitz et al) wouldn't have had nearly the influence. Sure, they could've taken some yellowcake to the UN but probably the most that would've come out of it was a long-term no-fly zone enforcement over the minority regions and extremely harsh sanctions. No boots would've hit the ground. No ISIS, but al Qaeda probably would continue random attacks throughout the world and still attain the flag bearer status for sympathetic groups in Asia and Africa, albeit more slowly without the stunning event to catapult them to the top. Man, if only our current political debate was centered on ecology vs. economy. What a freakin' walk in the park that would be...

[@cattysplat]

To be honest your only really judging from an idealised version of the future based on the war on terror not occurring, whilst it's very likely something else of similar occurrence could have taken place, perhaps even intentionally if your a conspiracy theorist, even involving other big military threats like Russia, China and Iran. The lack of airport security was always going to result in an attack to eventually to change that. The naivety of the general public being ignorant of the consequences of globalism whilst accepting the corporate sell of "its good for us and them" ideal was never going to last either when the truth comes out and highlighting how it lowered wages and destroyed the middle class, enabled global terrorism and made the west a political correctness circus which would always lead to rising nationalism and a fight back against those who felt persecuted and that their freedom of speech was being ignored. One thing is for sure is that most of those in power during this time become insanely wealthy, powerful and are remembered mostly in a positive light when many of them should have been put into prison, told to apologise for their crimes and had their wealth taken away from them, instead we continue to live in a world that they created and benefited from, so our following politicians continue to follow them as rolemodels and uphold the system that keep them all wealthy and powerful.

[@zoepaulastrassfield2664]

Well, I’m sold, what strategy would you propose they use to prevent the attacks?

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

OK, but without 9/11, would Bush be able to whip up support. He campaigned as a conservative opposed to Dlinton's foreign interventions in the Balkans and everywhere else.

[@allencarlo6798]

What if the 9/11 hijackers were actually time travelers to stop something even bigger threat! Like 10/12 or world war 3 idk...

[@zapoww]

woah

[@-idoraemon-4631]

10/12? That'll be amazing but... Why this particular date?

[@travisbewley7084]

Scinf J its one more month and one more day then 9/11. That means it would be far worse. To quote Team America "It would be 9 11 times a thousand." "You mean..." "Yes, 911,000"

[@assassinaria]

Yeah like wrecking Iraq and Afghanistan to prevent them from being a major world power, thereby preventing them from enslaving the planet in religious lunacy. That'd be a controversial but neat book.

[@ShakmeteMalik]

Orson Scott Card's 1996 novel Pastwatch deals with a similar theme, only it's Christopher Columbus instead of 9/11.

[@cupcakesimulation]

Embarrassing confession: I was in high school on 2011. The whole "make a wish at 11:11" was a decently big thing, and with the approach of November 11, 2011 people were talking about wishing at 11:11, kids superstition and whatnot. I'm not superstitious but I always liked trying things. I decided I would wish to go back in time with all my present memories and try to stop 9/11 from happening. I did end up unable to stay up that late and fell asleep, waking up degected the next morning.

[@futurenika]

i would love to go back and try to save dinosaurs

[@minartson]

+futurenika From a meteorite?

[@futurenika]

***** YES

[@merricc5218]

+Revolver ocelot So that humans could still be small rats while dinosaurs rule the world? That is very thoughtful of you.

[@cavemann_]

+Mäu It's a theory.

[@minartson]

MrKrejzol HD What exactly is a theory?

[@lightningman2222]

Who else is watching this on 9/11? if only we could go back in time and stop them....

[@TheRoadWarrior763]

Me.

[@trannyfragrance]

Calzones that would be a bad idea

[@drinkbleach163]

Well it was gonna happen anyways since there was also a bombing in 1993 they should have been warned by then

[@zima5576]

This is the same as, if you killed hitler maybe you wouldnt have the technology to travel back in time creating a paradox.

[@splashofsparks]

It would split into an alternate timeline.

[@alduin69]

Why would you kill Hitler?

[@zima5576]

Niko Delmedico To stop an enormous amount of human suffering

[@alduin69]

Pearse Toman That would be if you killed STALIN.

[@zima5576]

Niko Delmedico Fair enough

[@uptown215]

I was 6 - 16 in the 90s and had so much fun. Happy I had the chance to experience the world before internet

[@nosuchthing8]

Yeah, but remember buying all those out of date maps whenever you wanted to travel?

[@70s_GenLover]

Internet technically existed in the 90s you know..

[@philipoconnell5242]

quack quack quack QUACK QUACK QUACK.that is all

[@Clone2572]

***** STOP QUACKING!!!

[@philipoconnell5242]

Bill Kerman QUACK QUACK!!!

[@nullshock3381]

Hrrooonk! (goose sound. . . >_>)

[@philipoconnell5242]

***** buzz kill

[@RandomVideoCircus]

Philip O 'Connell Nintendo 64 anyone!!!!

[@iisig]

Maybe someone had to do 9/11 to stop earth's destruction by a nuclear war

[@CraftingMenace]

Joost What if every tragedy in human history has been time travelers coming back, and doing something to stop humanities destruction in the future?!

[@vsvp3002]

Crafting Menace Yoooo you just fucked my mind

[@veghead05]

Crafting Menace then we're too high maintenance

[@cllccl9673]

Holy shit

[@happybuggy1582]

This is some predestination shit

[@tuxedo_productions]

That feeling when you see that pre-2001 picture of new york

[@drinkbleach163]

Tuxedo Productions the twin towers were still there for most of 2001

[@adorabasilwinterpock6035]

think about this people born in like 2000/2001 are adulrs thats insane to me

[@GooberCentral]

3000 Americans perished on 9/11 :( 2020: Hold my beer

[@adibabdullah6633]

Exactly

[@someguy1141]

Yea that was one thing that really upsets me about many people in this country. They talk about how terrible 9/11 is (Which it absolutely was) and their patriotism about saving American lives then won't put on a damn mask cause "Muh freedomz" when we have that many Americans dying every day right now. Boggles my mind.

[@florinivan6907]

@@someguy1141 You can't shoot a virus that's why. If you can't shoot it many americans just give up and accept defeat. Covid goes against basic assumptions about how America solves problems. So many have given up.

[@zachos-un6py]

Yeah if this guy was sent back today it would be like why would I stop that, more people die every day now from covid

[@lune78]

@@someguy1141 Very well put. I agree 100% with everything you said. Gotta love 'Murica and its selective patriotism.

[@tollboothjason]

Simple. Half an hour prior to the first plane hitting the North Tower, pull the fire alarm. You still lose the plane and the tower, but far fewer lives lost. All the better if you can come up with a plan to trigger the South Tower's fire alarm in time!

[@g-ratedhistory8233]

That wouldn’t be enough time

[@lunayoshi]

You'd probably get apprehended for pulling a fake fire alert before much could be done and people would either not leave their offices in time or go back to their offices in time for the planes to hit.

[@Sejikan]

Set the top floor on fire and disable the sprinklers

[@puraqua.7626]

At least 2 hours and 30 minutes prior to the first attack.

[@XC11301991]

Uhm, no. I'd just go play some n64 and playstation, and get all the food and drinks that discontinued.

[@iugk]

hell fucking yea !

[@noregrets92]

tristen vriens Is there any other kind of rape?

[@eltiolavara9]

same

[@hawkteflon]

Ah yeah! Ecto Cooler!

[@BazedLi]

noregrets92 dude you have no fucking clue how fucking hard i laughed at this. Damn. Didnt see that coming xD

[@kaara5878]

I dont know if I should watch this today... Its literally the 11 of september

[@spencerlukay5809]

Some time in the future: “We’ve travelled back to the 2010s! You know what that means! We only have a few years to stop covid-19.”

[@cedarflags]

That would probably be even harder

[@bobross8424]

Hey don’t forget to stop Columbine

[@lunayoshi]

If he took him back to '99, it wouldn't even matter, and awareness of school shootings would probably not matter and no political awareness would come of it.

[@EternalShadow1667]

The us won’t stopbeing obsessed with guns

[@lordblazer]

@@EternalShadow1667 honetly mass shootings is a very recent development in the US. I mean it's happened before columbine, but not like it is now. it's an everyday thing now.

[@medexamtoolscom]

That would only save 13 victims. You could do better than wasting the effort on that. Small potatoes compared to the 2994 I think it was on 9-11. How about giving malaysia a warning in 2004 about the impending tsunami? Or getting New Orleans to evacuate before Hurricane Katrina in 2005? Or the tsunami in Japan in March 2011. That would save more than the 9-11 escapade would. Every day there's something comparable to tiny little Columbine.

[@AnkfordPlays]

or Oklahoma City

[@TalonSmartMiiverseNeo]

It says "you're gullible" at 4:07.

[@csoda8699]

well played

[@mustafataylan3574]

aaah.. You got me ;-;

[@rectaalborween8471]

You got me...great...what a loss of 10 secconds of my life.

[@aboemusic]

Bitch.

[@gracepadgett6320]

I was about to go look lol

[@Quinnton622]

wow, i thought this was really well done CH!

[@M1ckTheMan]

I remember clicking this vid thinking it'd be "Oh shit, the nineties were lame!" and not "Traveling back in time before the most recent tragedy in American history brings a moral obligation", good SHOW College Humor!

[@coralreef7138]

This video makes a really good point. Like, if you go back in time, you feel obligated to stop huge tragedies from happening, like the Holocaust and 9/11. But how do you stop tragedies before they happen? Bc no one is going to believe you Bc it hasn't happened yet. No one will know what you did. If you go and kill the guy who did the Sandyhook shooting you'll be pegged as murdering an innocent person. You'll be the only one who knew that he was going to kill a bunch of innocent children and teachers. Kind of makes you wonder what if some of the random shootings that happen every day are people who time traveled back to stop other people from doing something worse? I mean logically that's obviously not true, but it's also impossible to prove that this isn't the case, you know? You there's always that little thought in the back of your mind of it being a possibility. Sorry, didn't mean to get so serious over this but it really made me think.

[@Yafama]

Kiryu Kyosuke Well they are "mass shootings" not preventing one person rather a lot

[@nathant.6256]

Kiryu Kyosuke Your comment was so deep. Too bad you have an anime PFP.

[@FarisThe87]

HAHAHAHA

[@jakewhite7126]

slat seag Too bad you don't have respect for other people

[@eyeh8u1]

If they went back to the 90s, why is the guy with the guitar dressed like its 1987?

[@spookiedooks]

eyeh8u1 early 90s?

[@bluemakespurple9995]

Hippies

[@spookiedooks]

Bluemakespurple wasn't that more so the 60s and 70s

[@redgreen2453]

Because that's how they dressed in the 90s

[@eliasshamoon]

Ok like I know I am like super late because this video came out a while ago but they learned to fly in San Diego, not florida

[@keeranimal8]

Elias Shamoon There were some in San Diego, some in Utah, and some in Florida...I remember the big ruckus it caused here in the daytona area because a couple went to Embry Riddle...

[@maizetheholographiccorn5641]

Elias Shamoon no it was Florida silly silly goose.

[@BobPapadopoulos]

That awkward moment when you step in to correct a three year old video... incorrectly.

[@juliannaelwell]

Elias Shamoon ya but like,you like probably don’t know what you’re like talking about if you like talk like this

[@jacksonramsey5065]

They trained in Florida too

[@vampirebicth]

or: go to the airport, tell security the terrorists have concealed weapons

[@wizard1117]

They were allowed to bring box cutters on the plane, you need to prove the intent was to take the plane down

[@lunayoshi]

They came from different airports, and security probably wouldn't take you seriously. Security was SUPER lax back then.

[@medexamtoolscom]

Yeah really that should be super easy, barely an inconvenience. Back then they simply set the metal detectors to be REALLY insensitive, I once walked through one while carrying a 10 ounce bar of silver. I was astonished I didn't set off the metal detector. A 10 ounce chunk of the most electrically conductive metal and it didn't set off the metal detector, in the pre-911 days. So you could just point them out to security, tell them to give THOSE people a little more attention than MOST people get, and you would be taken seriously enough for them to search them for weapons and find them lickety split.

[@nalrashido]

@@wizard1117 So assassinating them before they got on the plane is also not a good idea?