Don't Laugh News Challenge: Very Mad Daddy

[@dropout]

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[@gio6166]

Did the intern forget to comment this when the video came out

[@theotherduck1040]

Nice

[@Clumsy_Ky]

Anyone else involuntarily say "nice" out loud to themselves after seeing 69% and THEN realize why that was the promo code. Or is that just me? 😅

[@bl6973]

*Nice*

[@hexadecimal5236]

How about one where they read funny news that sounds like a lie but is actually true, and try not to laugh. Then a second one where they do the same, but try not to cry. It can be a fun game for both the actors and the writers.

[@IcyAuron]

Katie the stone-cold anchorwoman. “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re deer.”

[@frankieh]

Pretty sure you can count on one hand the amount of points Katie's gotten in total on this show.

[@valtsvicups9456]

@@frankieh Yes. Exactly one

[@daisyz344]

Mommy kept asking “why’s there a bucket of poop”

[@Universe_World]

Bankai

[@throwawayaccount2103]

I honestly can't believe she didn't laugh at that.

[@DigitalicaEG]

Legend has it that Katie only laughs at funerals

[@powermineteen2771]

mahchymk93 she laughed at previous episodes but now she is better

[@psyducktective]

Don’t understand what she means? Well you soon will

[@mysillyanimations9522]

😂

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Not true. She also laughs at brutal murder crime scenes.

[@lc_god711lc7]

She laughs on crack

[@tullarion1]

They should do one with Katie, Brendan and Brian Huskey(the google guy). That would be a challenge!

[@ParanoidTheMarvin]

Don't forget the Trap

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

tullarion1 YES

[@StraitjacketFitness]

That would be EPIC!

[@AGothNamedWednessday]

Pleeeeeease omg

[@sophia-helenemeesdetricht1957]

I require this.

[@scolkereybel]

Tao: *uncontrollably smiles whenever anyone else talks* Tao: *delivers his lines perfectly and doesn't smile once* Tao just needs to talk more and he would win these no problem.

[@steelcitysteve8794]

We need a champions round: Katie, brennan, Trapp, Lily( she was preety stonefaced in the two I've seen her in.) Make them write one other person's lines, would be amazing.

[@conquistadorito]

We need a loser’s round even more.

[@TheAwesome45]

All fall before Brian aka Google was a Guy guy.

[@perrilewis180]

@@conquistadorito so Grant and Tao and Ralph

[@piequals314]

Rheka also is pretty good at not laughing... also @@perrilewis180, gotta get Ally and Amy too

[@Caponeson1]

@@conquistadorito they should anywhere at the end of each month one for losers and one for winners

[@gio6166]

The funniest thing about this was Katie calmly saying "Thanks homeslice"

[@abergaz]

Maybe Katie secret tactic is to be in clinical depression.

[@KemalPiro]

One word: "cocaine"...

[@aaronbleich9347]

You should stop doing drugs.

[@powerofthec5908]

@@aaronbleich9347 Nah.

[@IvyG-C]

Aaron Bleich brUh nah

[@dumb_idiot_guy]

katie’s depression was the real winner here today

[@alexvandu1]

David wasn’t smiling and was getting points. At one time he frown and he still got a point. I DEMAND JUSTICE!

[@rachels4447]

Katie is such a pro at this now XD

[@warpzone8421]

Katie: "And we've just received word that my pants are filling up with poop and all the boys want to kiss me. More on this story as it develops."

[@brandonlawrence2443]

She never not was.

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Somebody came up with “we’re here, we’re queer, we’re deer” and just really wanted to share it so they made a news story around it for this

[@minebr100]

Funny how they joked about the "homossexual deer community" because in portuguese, the word Deer is a slang term for gay men

[@Star-pl1xs]

hm why's that

[@minebr100]

@@Star-pl1xs no idea, but it probably has to do with bambi idk

[@jamesrivers3627]

Can confirm

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Lígia Ramos W...What?

[@izumi4188]

Lígia Ramos that’s even more confusing

[@tossacointoyourwitcherOriginal]

Editor doesnt like David very much. Every movement of hes mouth is counted as a laugh.

[@dodatra9266]

They can’t smile intensely either

[@micahphilson]

I know, he would literally swallow and get a point.

[@dawsy1000]

Katie is the first person on BNN to make it through a whole broadcast without losing points

[@jesusthroughmary]

She pitches a shutout like 95% of the time, I think her worst score ever is -3

[@Setarko]

Mad Daddy sounds like some kind of wild kink

[@awesomeblossom7362]

WRN - When I read this I thought it said wild Twink

[@monochrome_soft9472]

awesomeblossom wild twink is my nickname

[@absenteechild8542]

It it

[@joshdraken1]

Oh, he is. Me-ooow

[@Quarter_Turn]

Lol “Daddy’s gonna be mad.” David is adorable.

[@qwertyuiopgarth]

Wow! I am impressed by Katie's self control! Never play poker with Katie!

[@melvinmalonga4068]

The funniest is how Katie seems genuinely involved through body language. Few of these moments : 3:02 4:33 4:51 4:58

[@NewMessage]

See what happens when Katie doesn't get her cocaine? Her happy went away...

[@lowkeyobsessedngl]

nah dude Katie murders this game every time.

[@kofiwoodroffe3125]

Omg lmao

[@EayuProuxm]

I watch these just for Katie. She's going to be the only person to win this with a positive score. PS: Did anyone else die laughing when laughing when Katie raised her finger to her ear for the incoming story about Mad Daddy at 3:03?

[@squirrelgray945]

Katie is gold.

[@WordUnheard]

Katie powered through this sketch, with the help of five ounces of cocaine. She could see the words before they even appeared on the teleprompter.

[@chaitea3421]

Word Unheard lmao I wish I could like that more than once

[@bosgotnojams]

David: *moves lips* Editor: -1 FOR U!!!

[@joshsager7575]

I die every time Katie says “my name is tickles”

[@sammarrese-wheeler3308]

I love how Ele smiles a little bit and they count it, but every time Brennan is on there’s always a moment he looks like he’s about to explode from trying to laugh or smile and is like retreating into his own body and they don’t count it

[@Peter_Cordes]

Whoever was judging this one was also really tough on David. Maybe they have a different judge each episode? Hmm, does one person try to watch everyone at once, or do they have multiple monitors so they can pay more attention? I think they do it in real time, so they can announce the highest scorer right away, not after an editor reviews the tape.

[@JStorkey6]

I just liked when I actually knew the people in the episodes and it was also written by a fellow cast member

[@RoyEncela]

Please make an episode with Amy and Katie. Only Amy’s “technique” has the chance to break Katie 😂

[@jamesbond2002]

"We're here. We're queer. We're deer" That's the exact moment I laughed

[@avian_barrister]

Katie killed it. Well done.

[@McBehrer]

and once again, Katie is an emotionless, soulless husk of a person (in a good way!)

[@RichardX1]

Okay, Katie has officially become scary.

[@esla1885]

Of course grant wrote this one with how manny Daddy's were in there

[@moleratical1232]

except Grant didn't write it

[@Ttoby89]

@@moleratical1232 he was a cowriter in spirit

[@davidalearmonth]

I actually saw several deer beside the highway on my drive home this evening. I didn't realize they were protesting.

[@grayvidz238]

Poor Grant at the end forced to self-degrade as if he had participated in the challenge - but the writers just hate him!

[@chrismanuel9768]

Katie saying daddy has made me feel feelings I didn't know I could feel

[@elmagneficogaming6574]

Ok I think Katie's tactic is just to tune it out like she's almost in a state where she just straight up puts her brain on autopilot to read the jokes.

[@CannonKnight]

Wow. Katie is a professional. Though I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.

[@Lowtan]

Katie is a confirmed robot

[@darkmooninc]

Katie has that Serbian "I've seen some things" facial control.

[@Lino300]

This is the best ongoing sketch series you guys have. So funny

[@doooot]

You should do an episode where someone has to interview a cast member who is playing a pre-scripted character to try to make them laugh

[@avazquez01]

They’re taking the term “laughs or breaks” very loosely...

[@hineighbor]

Apparently any movement of your lips is considered breaking

[@TheBoardGarage]

It says they're also not allowed to smile, no?

[@avazquez01]

Mario Contino Yeah but there are plenty of times where they smile and it doesnt get counted. Also sometimes they don’t smile and it’s still counted.

[@TheBoardGarage]

@@avazquez01 Maybe so, but it's a comedy show. It's supposed to be silly, not a tightly run game. Besides, Katie clearly won.

[@avazquez01]

Mario Contino I know and that’s the point. I’m not usually focused on the score but even I’m noticing how uptight the scoring is.

[@nytemarequeen2365]

"We're here, we're queer, we're deer," oh my god, how does Katie not laugh XD

[@GeminiLibra73]

Katie is the adult, blonde version of Wednesday Addams we've been waiting for.

[@DahrkMezalf]

It's alarming to have never seen Katie or Brian Huskey lose a point. The day they crack a chuckle is a doom prophecy. I give them mad props, but they can make an episode dull always keeping a straight face. Laughter and absurd point tallies really make for a good episode: One person does well (-5), a couple laugh a lot (-11), and someone can't stay coherent (-24). I look forward to these episodes more than anything. It's time I joined Dropout.

[@Ramschat]

At 3:49, David loses a point while his face does the exact opposite of a smile :p

[@LuckyBeerCamper]

I am still just so impressed with how well Katie was able to deliver these lines with a straight face.

[@adeliciousmeal9923]

It physicly hurts me that they think these are deer 1:54

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

10/10 this series is amazing

[@bennyharderguitar]

I think in all these episodes, I have only seen Katie laugh twice. It’s incredible.

[@chegadesuade]

Katie is a pretty amazing reader and spontaneous actor.

[@AngelTorres-gm6pb]

Watching this feels like the alternate reality television bits from Rick and Morty and I love it 😂😂

[@jameseubanks3477]

We gotta remember that because they see David Everyday, they know when he's cracking better than we do

[@warpzone8421]

Wow. All those years of doing "creeper Katie" sketches with a straight face have rendered Katie stone-cold unbreakable.

[@Dandylocks]

I watch all of these solely for Katie. She’s amazing.

[@EleanorJosefina]

*Me:* I’m really bored wish I had somethi *College Humor:* Uploads another video *Me:* Thank the lord

[@19bleach91]

Katie has so much talent, it’s crazy

[@nadedog325]

the intro should play out this way Ele:hello my name is tes katie:and my name is tickles......

[@SpeedsonicOddTristan]

Katie is a rock.

[@OlaftheGreat]

Katie has ascended beyond us mere mortals

[@Luckyener]

This was a great Christmas present. Katie needs to be in more than just 2 of these

[@tyler1234321]

Katie's performance is a Christmas miracle.

[@Gradamit]

Katie constantly amazes me in this game

[@JustsomeSpaceG1]

Katie is a godam robot

[@yabu_renge7934]

Katie secretly work for Skynet

[@JimAlSteveRickPaul]

How did she ever keep a straight face after saying “thanks homeslice”.

[@Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God]

I got the same amount of smile and laugh then Katie : 0

[@kristian4243]

Katie is a God

[@Rylee_G]

Oh wow that's the same David that's their executive producer

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

I wonder if Amy's constant laughing could trip Katie up

[@bradleymcdaniel7915]

Katie is an effin legend

[@kevincastro7423]

i love katie. shes a fucking monster

[@xx-mute-xx5051]

Lol I love the new grant Outro

[@dadpool82]

Goddamn, Katie! You slaughtered this!

[@christianalexandermarion]

when did they hire whts his name's sister???

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

Daddy got mad and hit mommy with a corn :-(

[@TheAlps36]

Katie was fantastic as always but Eve held her own pretty well

[@carolkoski4875]

Katie is not a human

[@sabahbubbler]

2:00 could've been something said by Tom the Whale newsanchor from Bojack Horseman

[@mrutherford1106]

As a hockey fan, I will say that is a completely accurate description of the Boston Bruins

[@alexrydin]

I want to see Amy and Katie share the desk. Polar opposite performers on this show.

[@zeke2315]

can we get a mega-episode with everyone in it and its like 10 mins

[@HarrisonPeloso]

i love watching these

[@Caponeson1]

I love David, I mean Punchy Peachy, has great delivery

[@kennethanderson4202]

Katie won flawlessly! Damn!

[@GaudyMarko]

katie is too good at this

[@happyboblovesyou]

I was really expecting this to end as a shaggy dog tale. Kinda disappointed it wasnt.

[@victorrolston6892]

Why is Katie so good at this?

[@thomasmcmahon2817]

What the heck kind of space age steel is Katie made of. New game make Katie laugh.

[@isaacmcmanus3666]

Katie is amazing at this.

[@yvans.73]

Katie is a god at this.

[@NicoleFoti]

I want to play.

[@SpencerBryant620]

katie is too good at this. i think it actually makes it less fun to watch since it's just perfect deadpan deliveries. the best one so far was with Amy Vorpahl losing her shit

[@MrGksarathy]

Those celebrity stories were actually really sweet.

[@TheSlizzer348]

CH’s new strat to get you to pay for dropout - audio desync

[@LarryPhischman]

The way Katey did her makeup makes her look like an alien.

[@jacquelinesung6535]

David deserved better :(( he seemed a bit nervous but I think he'd make a fantastic cast member. Editor did him dirty!!

[@WilliamThee4th]

Katie was straight icy and honestly this might have been the easiest to not laugh yet 💯

[@RedZeshinX]

Some of those demerits on David were questionable! 😄 As usual Katie is a stone cold badass.

[@TheMrBigShot96]

Katie is too good at these!!

[@DarleneLesmana]

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