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[@dropout]

folks, hope you're all staying safe out there. stay tuned to this channel, we're talking about doing some fun / new / weird stuff with the ol cast while everyone's quarantined.

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

CollegeHumor You HAVE to do a virus/ quarantine skit.

[@krishnadoraisamy2042]

Thanks

[@LCPrestes1935]

yayyy

[@nooneknowsian1601]

please make an update about mike t. and pat c.

[@adityamandhane]

ANYTHING with the original cast is bound to be a blast!

[@caad5258]

That rap segment was a live hand grenade. Elaine picked it up and decided to run at the rest of the cast!

[@harshheart4]

She sounded like a chimpanzee when she laughed

[@pvic6959]

not gonna lie *_I_* got sweaty and embarrassed lol. i cant imagine being in her shoes

[@Caponeson1]

@@harshheart4 I love her laugh. Would've been much better if she remembered to rhyme

[@Leedark3]

Rehka just shaking her head like, "these white people..."

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

@@Leedark3 to be fair, Rehka's still not black and, judging by her refusal to rap during her own improv segment, something tells me she couldn't do much better. Being brown doesn't always mean you can get down! (I know, it was corny and I already regret it.)

[@i9incher]

Ok, but like, can we just acknowledge how creamer did that tongue twister about ravioli without messing up?

[@Maltor89]

You mean Trapp

[@papahusky7003]

@@Maltor89 no it was dad

[@livi3263]

@@papahusky7003 Yah dad was really Jeff at that, but he'll never be my real dad

[@Madwiseace]

Can we acknowledge that they called Trapp “Mike”? Like damn.

[@Exotropian]

*me realizing Ryan is Ryan Creamer* 0_0

[@Karragh]

Elaine's bit was the second meanest thing they've done on this show.

[@fanfandom551]

After what they did to Grant?

[@benvoliothefirst]

@@fanfandom551 CLEARLY, lol

[@noelhann5262]

Grants thing was brutal

[@rawovunlapin8201]

Third, remember Raph

[@woodside4life]

Benjamin von Sück “NONONONONONO!!!”

[@SZRLM]

Rehka was so solid until the whole crew worked to overthrow her.

[@tareqalsalem4768]

Her part was the only not so funny part honestly =/

[@benvoliothefirst]

@@tareqalsalem4768 She certainly proved that she can be a miserable fun-sponge if she tries really hard, so... good for her, I guess? ::shrug emoji::

[@kulsoomjawaid6411]

@@benvoliothefirst yikes dude I really didn't think it was that bad 😂

[@leb4life97]

She doesnt laugh at genuinely funny things, then laughs at her own lines. Literally the worst member of CH

[@tuxedobird]

Johnny Cfc You are aware that’s the point right?

[@childofthemoon3262]

I don't know why but there's just something so satisfying in how Trapp acts this out, especially his speech patterns. It might be my favorite way he does sketches

[@user-rl4tg2mr9n]

He acts like a news reporter. It's the body language

[@JBC352]

@@user-rl4tg2mr9n Same with Brennan. Staying in character even when they break just amplifies the hilarity 😂

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

Trapp is the creator of this format IIRC and it shows.

[@Edgemaster72]

"They're very inter-related, asshole" is somehow one of the funniest things in this series

[@dallashunter5012]

I got to this comment right as it was being said, thank you 😂😂

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

When she started defining the wrong kind of derrivative that was hillarious.

[@astralm8072]

She also wasn't even defining it correctly, lol. "Add one to the exponent and divide by (that number)" is the process for integrals of the form x^n. i.e. the derivative of x^2 with respect to x is 2*x^1, but the integral of x^2 dx is x^3/3 + some constant C.

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

@@astralm8072 True. The simplest definition is the slope of a function. That mistake was more understandable, being put on the spot on a comedy show. But still entertaining.

[@zyaicob]

She started talking about integrals too😂😂

[@IceMetalPunk]

It's the one that I thought of, too. I work for a financial tech company, but I'm a software dev, I know nothing about actual finances/economics 😂 I still don't know what an economic derivative is... and I don't really care lmao

[@RoonMian]

@@IceMetalPunk It's one of those things that when you learn what it is you immediately think: "how is that a thing? how is the financial industry allowed to be a ball and chain on humanity's leg?"

[@leoalexander7102]

My favorite part of this is that Rehka starts defining a mathematical derivative and then proceeds to explain how to find an integral.

[@ananimal9779]

Confidently incorrect!

[@RhodianColossus]

@@ananimal9779 naw, this doesn't count as confidently incorrect, you go try to do something like that on an improv show while your colleagues are trying to make you fall apart my guy

[@darcybhaiwala7057]

You could say that an integral is an integral derivative of a derivative? no?

[@magica3526]

@@darcybhaiwala7057 you could also not say that

[@jychilly]

"I just finished watching netflix" "the whole thing??" Holy crap! Did collegehumor predict the effects of social distancing months in advance??

[@GamerGoingGrey]

Also crazy stock market

[@jonathanross149]

This is at least the 3rd video in which CH predicted COV-19 effects.

[@bharaniselvanb2397]

This video isn't that old

[@katitax508]

Jonathan Ross what are the other videos?? i wanna know

[@Summertimeislife]

They didn’t predict it, they caused it

[@Magmafrost13]

I say this in the least critical way possible, Elaine laughs exactly how I'd expect someone named Elaine to laugh

[@heyitsvienna7910]

“Aren’t allowed to smile or laugh” he says with a huge smile

[@arrestedeffort]

Rekha's reaction of "I will not and I have not been asked to!" is classic.

[@josefv1154]

I just realized that "Breaking News" also means that they break character while delivering the news. Jesus how dumb am I

[@JD2jr.]

Same. Thanks for revealing our shame so I don't have to.

[@Evergreen2219]

Pretty dumb. That’s ok. We still believe in you.

[@RandyJames22]

Why are you asking Jesus?

[@randomshooter913]

@@RandyJames22 You have to imagine that Jesus would be able to accurately define how dumb he is. If anyone's going to know for sure, it's Jesus.

[@14mreid]

Very

[@harmdizzle1979]

Elains laugh is so infectious. I love how she stirs her hand around scream/laughing hysterically

[@A_Typhlosion]

Guys, this was great, but please never force her to rap again.

[@IDK-fi1gb]

Her scream each time she had to rap broke me!!

[@beyusnow1693]

I second that motion. You could feel her horror.

[@halcyonacoustic7366]

OK but the hook part is super easy and didn't have to be rapped.

[@wisedred]

@@halcyonacoustic7366 tbh when you don't know a lot about rap you don't know that idk what a hook is apart from the physical object lmao

[@LLGameShows]

Basically the chorus

[@angieguil8082]

when i was in the mental hospital whenever a code would go off we would say “panic! at the psych-ward!” and staff thought it was funny so some of them said it with us

[@ratgang2007]

nobody asked

[@maina.wambui]

@@ratgang2007 no u

[@yakh8088]

Why have you told us this, does someone need to take you back?

[@johnhayes174]

That was funny. You’re funny. Thanks man.

[@rmb6037]

I laughed.

[@littleblueclovers]

Seeing something snap within Elaine as she begun to rap was a magical moment that I wish I could frame on my wall in video form.

[@chillytoes]

It's scary to think we're almost done with these. How many of these pre recorded videos are left

[@AxxLAfriku]

RIEIRIRIEIIRIEU I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! RIRIRIRIEIIRIR!!! But I am the cool KZbinr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear robert

[@ernestostion7295]

I saw a comment where they're just putting all the sketch due to the fact that it isn't making money, I don't know where I've seen it, but i hope it isn't true

[@muhammadgheith2492]

Good news is that they're still making them from time to time over Zoom, but they're only on Dropout (unintentional plug). However theres only 2 episodes so far since.

[@mnaftw]

Loved it when Reika defined the wrong kind of derivation and kept guessing - she was wrong but she wasn't stupid!

[@Martykun36]

she was explaining the method for integrals tho

[@LockeGran]

Now this is an improvise segment that I like, everyone's into it and they're having fun. Really love it, guys.

[@louislamp]

Elaine brought the PAIN. No one caused more points to be scored as she did.

[@doctorofskillz2932]

Amy in anything got more

[@GeebusCrust]

Sometimes it doesn't seem fair thar Trapp is so insanely good at these. He could keep a pleasant, unperturbed demeanor while the rest of the crew bare-ass farted in his ear.

[@sashafuller1028]

Don’t give the crew any ideas.

[@brandonhuber8618]

And that's how Grant got pink eye

[@Vohlfied]

why is that your hypothetical tho

[@rohanmistry9935]

It pains me to know these are prerecorded

[@dropout]

we're talking with the cast about getting some new weird stuff going while everyone's quarantined. stay tuned

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

A fellow Chelsea fan on CollegeHumor!

[@RickSilas]

@@dropout When will you have Real contestants, winning Real prizes on Um Actually?

[@SuviTuuliAllan]

Technically there is no such thing as live. Think about it!

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@dropout just got into this channel with that song that's almost about slurs and remembered I have an addictive personality I will now subscribe

[@petfama4211]

Norwegians fishing peacefully actually makes so much sense seeing as we have the concept of «Slow-tv» in Norway... as an example, most of us sat in front of our tv’s each day watching a cruise ship sail from port to port for about a week a few years ago. We also had the Oslo to Bergen train ride in it’s entirety as prime time entertainment...

[@KingLouisII]

😴Zzzzzz... 😔 huh? 😳 Bah! I'm awake! Oh, sorry. I nodded off there. You were saying?

[@smaakjeks]

@@KingLouisII Think of it as the TV equivalent of an aquarium. You sort of just leave it on and check in every once in a while.

[@HimanXK]

Honestly I vibe with that

[@gmc5618]

What's the social policy like in Norway? It sounds like a nice place. I live in England currently and 😔

[@zeke2315]

rehka's performance in this is a masterpiece

[@chawakornchaichanawirote1196]

This is Bojack Horseman levels of wordplay

[@TheAlbinosaurusrex]

That's exactly what I thought

[@MrFallingcats]

idk if you guys try not to break yourselves throughout these but I was so proud of myself for making it through the rap segment and so disappointed to lose it at "thanks, dad"

[@gunzakimbo]

Ryan throwing in that "That can't be right" after Imbroglio was simply amazing! xD

[@ibear2554]

Ryan deserves so much credit for the "rolling bowl ravioli" nonsense. Hard to say.

[@sbear94]

"thanks, dad." actually sent me it was so casual there are tears running down my face help

[@nerdyexchange5184]

"She's rappin and tappin and spinning around." Hamilton is that you?

[@captainautobots]

"Some horrifically unfunny crap calles 'Friends'." Thank you for that.

[@straz3778]

Honestly, you’ll never top that episode where grant gets completely outed. Nothing will ever beat that. You peaked. It was a tall peak, but a peak nonetheless

[@somefishhere]

Zach Strasnick britannick sold him out

[@Maltor89]

What about the "tornado going to jail?"

[@DReynolds_OG]

How tall is Grant's peak?

[@theengine]

Which one was that? I've seen it alluded to over and over but have never found it.

[@BarginsGalore]

Chris Mitchell just search breaking news grant

[@jorgelujan9942]

Oh my god the rap part gave me bad flashbacks, back to the party where I was forced to freestyle because i lost a bet. I have PTSD to this day!

[@mocurio]

THANK YOU SO MUCH! WE ALL NEEDED THIS VIDEO! PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE VIDEOS!

[@hhhhzk]

Elaine is so pretty without the Precious Plum makeup lol

[@jamesrivers3627]

Things were looking kind of good at first, not too many laughs. Then they asked to rap, and that was that

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

I like this news show. They aren’t overly biased towards a particular political party, nor are they massive sell outs to big seltzer.

[@tracyh5751]

And I bet these newscasters even have all of their legs.

[@pennclick]

Kyle would beg to differ

[@jacobvarney23]

Panic at the local roller rink as a rogue roller blader trolled those stroller Derby by rolling around bowls and bowls of ravioli. That sounds like a Bojack Horseman line

[@Dokia7]

Elaine seems really fun. I'm dying. And Ryan seems like he's always smiling

[@gr6e]

"all dogs go to heaven, except yours" got me

[@seanmeagher8070]

this episode has all my faves in it im so happy

[@prateekkundu4328]

This has to be one of the best ones so far

[@greenredblue]

I knew Elaine was gonna break the most, but I had no idea what you were about to put her through. Geez.

[@theroyalgamer6560]

honestly the fact that derivatives in economics was interpreted as general derivatives AND that they (almost) explained derivatives perfectly is hilarious to me

[@artmeatj6620]

These keep on getting better

[@Chesh89]

So.... does that mean by staying home we are flattening the derivative?

[@aileenzhao7951]

Or decreasing it, I guess.

[@arcticwulf5796]

You can think of the derivative as a line that you put on of the curve that gives the direction. If we flatten the curve the derivate looks less steep, if you will. So we are "leveling" the derivate by making the curve less steep. The derivative can be different at each point put if you derivate the entire curve you get a estimated direction on how fast it grows.

[@mythirdchannel]

Elaine is gold :D so glad to see her on screen! (I used to love some of her WAY OLDER stuff) those free style bits made my day :)

[@WindsorLaughs]

Love this channel. Literally the reason I started my comedy channel. Trying to have fun in this big mess.

[@kristylynn3786]

I love your videos!

[@eboppforlife4936]

loved your stupid tweets video lol. Subbed

[@adhdnoise9634]

I hear yea

[@angelbaby4653]

[@mutatontherocks01]

Her surprised laugh at 2:40 reminded me of Lucille Bluth seeing Gene Parmesan in Arrested Development.

[@MrSilver222]

Best one so far, please make more

[@hyenahearts6500]

No one Not a soul Ryan: “sIcK hOw DoEs ThE hOoK gO lIkE 🙃”

[@biggusmunkusthegreat]

That scream when she saw the [freestyle] prompt coming up is EVERYTHING.

[@memorless]

lol at 2:06 even after what she said, i still replayed her line, just to hear possibly the cutest giggle ever again.

[@gargamellenoir8460]

So fun to see Elaine a little, I love her!

[@nmarshall8995]

It's gone down hill since the grant episode...you set a new level with that one

[@asheralcantara1458]

I am just now recognizing the double entendre in “breaking news” and now I feel silly

[@marlozavalla3484]

Sooo good. The improv rap was hilarious!

[@yesssint7243]

You don’t add one to the exponent when doing a derivative, you subtract one from the exponent. You add to the exponent when you are doing an integrals.

[@aceblaxkout3801]

I think this has been the best one yet

[@nicklink7934]

That was great. I really like the fake math and Netflix rap.

[@kareemtabsh]

Keep making these

[@blyobin3855]

No.

[@xMDawg19x]

The most wholesome person named “Ryan”... Ryan Creamer!

[@cornlips7247]

I love this show so much. I love so many ch skits. I wish I could join drop out, both for myself and to support you guys. CH deserves all the success in the world and hearing about any bad news that has or is befalling them is heartbreaking. I cant help but feel partially responsible for not doing more to support the channel. I wonder where the channel would be if everyone who loved this channel as much as myself was able to help with even $1 a month.

[@nicocappabianca5729]

My boy Ryan Creamer moving up the entertainment ranks!😎

[@ChknKng]

This is my single favorite show you guys make

[@aaryn7786]

As someone who plays roller derby, this is accurate.

[@aliciaelizalde6097]

Nothing brings me more enjoy than seeing Ryan Creamer on this channel

[@SirAlanOD]

2:41 OK, I was not prepared for this moment.

[@Icanhasmovies]

Oh my gosh Elaine had me in tears - these are so funny!

[@Virgin-w-asti]

Thank you

[@Traveler1]

Stay safe. Stay home. Save lives.

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

The Pilot The virus spread by airplane.

[@HeadLeg]

Love how she described Integrals when she said how to calculate it

[@frankepooh]

That was the best one ever!!! Elaine way to roll with it!!!

[@tomiwaaina5499]

Elaine has the cutest laugh omg

[@LoganWH8]

I WILL NOT AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ASKED TO.

[@DDDDDAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEELLLLLLLL]

My soul is leaves my body every time I watch these

[@mattjohnston2]

I'll be honest, it's been a while since I've watched a CH vid. This was actually funny! I'll have some more, please!

[@c_004]

The ticker at the bottom of the screen can still be seen even when the video is played in 2:1 aspect ratio. Nice attention to detail!

[@FuzzyStripetail]

The economy seemed to be in some cereal and derivative trouble when it went down that slippery (and apparently curvy) slope after unnecessarily eating that third bowl of Frosted Flakes.

[@mathmagician5990]

"You add one to the exponent and divide by..." That's integrating not deriving

[@dewdew80]

I was temporarily impressed when I thought it was 'she rappin an she cappin'

[@igerstel]

Rehka: Time to explain Calculus! Rest of cast: NO!

[@EssBJay]

Lol I was actually in the audience for a couple episodes of Rhythm and Flow! For competition shows like that they hire actors for the audience and have us all sign NDA's so none of the results get out.

[@THEMrFill]

After watching this, I'm now completely in love with Elaine, the commitment to having to freestyle and added in some dance was just AMAZEBALLS!!!

[@PrimedProductions]

Elaine was my favorite addition in a while!!

[@abdulhamidozturk]

I love Elaine’s laugh with her tiny hand

[@ahmadz8824]

All of their actors are really hilarious and talented

[@dishonlanferman]

I already laughed 10 seconds into this 😂😂😂

[@marycoffelt3041]

Elaine full on committed to the rap. Bless

[@ParanoidTheMarvin]

Really made my day.

[@kalpic11]

It's not that you don't know you're supposed to cry, it's that you get the wind knocked out of you or you're in shock. Then once you realize you release the stress with crying.

[@danielcotnoir8230]

This is literally my mom rn.

[@SpookInherint]

Can we get more Beardsley pls

[@jaspereatsrocks]

When she said "this is my nightmare" I felt that

[@loxeggcheese]

Adding one to the exponent is an integral

[@brettknoss486]

You subtract one from the exponent and multiply by the exponent. To find the derivative at one point, it's y/x, and two points is y1/x1 - y2/x2. Thus if a financial contract trades a rate of change of another financial product, that contract would be a derivative contract.

[@gogeterdone]

Writing in this one is top notch 😆

[@Higsby100]

My favorite thing is that old CH meets DO