Hallie Part 2 (J&A Archives)

[@macmalina]

"I like your hair. Is it brown?" is my new pick-up line

[@democrow29]

"uuuuh, I like your hair" "Thank you" "Is it brown?" "Yeah" "I know" Skill Amir, skill

[@almight1036]

he is so adorable when he has a crush

[@MissyFaye]

aw.. that was cute actually.. i wish it wasnt jakes old girl and they let this story continue cause it felt so genuine..

[@jesusthroughmary]

Wow, Hallie is the most adorable thing I have ever seen.

[@lordlossize]

"remember when you made jake punch me?" yeah that was an ace and jocelyn episode, which is how this hallie series ended. mind blown

[@MDCxThePG]

This was before that.

[@malec8517]

0:44 Pat's face when Amir comes over speaks to the pain this man has faced.

[@AndreRhineDavis]

awwwwwwww! ^_^ so cute back when Amir was just lonely and pathetic and just wanted to be loved, and not sadistic and fucked up like he is today

[@myworldorder6753]

Just a couple of episodes ago he apparently did something so terrible to Rosie that he had to go to the hospital and Amir didn't even care. He's always been sadistic bro.

[@Search4truth488]

+MyWorldOrder It was different back then though. Back then he did things like that but gave the impression of not understand what he'd done wrong, but in the later episodes he just does crazy wacky things all the time and isn't really developed as a character. I think both formats are good in their own way, but ultimately the earlier incarnation is better.

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

He’s like a kid it’s adorable

[@billybobjoe198]

This is also an archive video. This was a few years ago when Jake and Amir had awful production quality. It gives it a sort of charm that doesn't exist on the newer videos.

[@akashlevyismyhero]

JAKE I'M DEF GETTIN LAID TONIGHT

[@lilnina1992]

Amir is adorable when he's like this

[@Rennydrums]

TANOIGHT

[@sdouglas28]

this is awesome, it shows amir actually has human feelings other than obsession for jake

[@Commander0fTheArmy]

the last line is the only reason im liking this.

[@beatngo710]

That ending is one of my favorites in all of Jake and Amir. :D

[@higgihiggi29]

love it when the top comments so original

[@IndianaParkWars]

She is so pretty! I think she is so cute!!!!!

[@TheBlaine]

IndianaParkWars this comment is cringy

[@michaelman87001]

I loved these sooo much thank you guys for reuploading them!

[@La_CaLiGoS]

BEST LINE EVAR!

[@mrbrainiac444]

if you guys want to watch the third you can go find it on their website

[@DaBase333]

That's so random and friendly of you, guy!

[@pyr0static]

She's so preeeeeety...

[@paddymcelroy5317]

Don't be like par cassel

[@smokejc]

+Patrick McElroy Fucking Par Cassel, man.

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

You had one job, and somehow you fucked up two

[@mastersoftoday]

its pro castle

[@hallowdepths]

It's Fart Coxnog

[@samuelborsellino2553]

Best episode

[@Fincky]

This explains well Jake's actions in the Girlfriend series...

[@SantaCruzBeastMode]

This must have been filmed a few years ago... I mean, look at the office and Amir's shorts.

[@DawnOfDystopia]

If you think its old look at the word archives

[@DordtyHylemorph]

Pat is a nice addition to the duo

[@jamiebrookes4756]

i second this motion.

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

He’s like a child asking a girl out

[@cctomcat321]

You commented the same paraphrased thing 4 months apart. Right on top of one another too. Funny.

[@cctomcat321]

@onmy computer2020gal lol. Points for admission, I guess. But I don't think that particularly describes this situation.

[@nikoletina1994]

That is so funny. I wish there was a video of someone saying that exact sentence...

[@Eskupe32]

ohh you watched the video too?

[@DaBase333]

I like your hair. Is it brown? "yes" I know. Best small talk -ever-

[@PopcornColonelx]

wtf are you talking about, they released it like 2-3 weeks ago

[@ok2431]

30 times i play this

[@22SundanceKid]

jack is so calm:))

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

This made me blush lol

[@sorankurdi]

hey guys, does anyone know what sound an aardvark makes?

[@sdouglas28]

in these older vids jake has some serious anger probs

[@Dr4g0n54g3]

that escalated quickly.

[@Xoesj]

Sorry to interrupt YOOOUU, but I must ask for more DINOSAUR OOOFFFFIIIICCCEEE.

[@Dryftburn]

The laugh afterwards meant he was ROIGHT.

[@sdouglas28]

who do I have to cuss out to get a hallie 3?

[@Thekmamc]

" Jake! I'm deff gettin laid TANOIGHT ! "

[@sanzoTravels]

archives????

[@SuperMatthew345]

That escalated quick.

[@Masto7]

Which episode does Jake punch Pat?

[@schvanger]

pat looks so serious

[@Ballogabear]

This must be old because its funny and Pats there

[@Excidium96]

pretty woman.

[@מידןטמיר]

♪walking down the street♪

[@thebigcheese1122]

when did Jake punch Pat..?

[@TheTwB2Frager]

Sarcasm, you sure get it.

[@VictorAdam007]

FALSE. She is ADORABLE.

[@EmmaInCandyland]

haha Jake is so pissed xD

[@JonesCharlesbond]

picture or didn't i think. tell us the story damn it!

[@TheFounderUtopia]

Someday the internet will make this possible. If I have one goal in life it's to live until I see that day.

[@Willaporte]

That was like...adorable. D'aw :D

[@arcanum1717]

no, amir. ice cream is NEVER stupid.

[@TheDatanet]

Between whom, not between who.

[@yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

O my god what a coincidence the 2 top comments are also said in the video we watched just now how funny is that haha.

[@TeeBreak]

damn these are good

[@samuelborsellino2553]

Have you seen her shoes “their Normal” exactly

[@kingoftheregion]

Why would he be diffrent if he is Vegaterian?

[@WrathofRS]

Don't make promises you can't keep.

[@Nikkeloodeon]

JAKE I'M DEF' GETTING LOID TONUGHT

[@Lolaroflwaffle]

Very old episode.

[@IIbikerII]

But she doesn't, so the question still stands

[@ze_rubenator]

I like how he just said "luck" and not "good luck" =P

[@wawaneesa]

So his comment makes you believe he's a homosexual? You can apparently read a person's sexual orientation through text. You sir, are a genius.

[@DaBase333]

Yes and then I commented on their line. Problem?

[@Mrissecool]

part 3!

[@DubsOdyssey]

Do you make pork burgers?

[@tubeholic7]

is it weird i heard the ringing in the vid tooo O.o

[@Pedakin]

You might wanna get that BB removed.

[@ovenheat2762]

I want one!

[@TheTrumpetplayer45]

i will bring hummus

[@sghost258]

nah there's a bacon shortage

[@SuperMatthew345]

It has burger in the name, so i call it a burger.

[@xflint7]

She laughed when he yelled about getting laid. That means yes in creeper code. Somebody's havin roofies for dinner ;) Or maybe just wine... Wine's good too.

[@peasinacan]

FUCK WATCH THIS HIGH AND ITS PERFECT. WELL DONE

[@robbiekelleher4979]

Amir's "TANOIGHT" sounds so Irish

[@kingoftheregion]

Thanks. :) Dude keep it going, I´ve been Vegan for 3 years. Veggie is the future.

[@IIbikerII]

why?

[@LadyInDrag]

I wonder what ever happened to that girl. Plus, that is Sarah's sister.

[@xxxzzz5]

I like your hair, is it brown? Yeah! I know. Best pickup line ever.

[@mrpinksprinkleddonut]

What's with all the "My Favorite Husband:" video's

[@THEAARONOCONNOR]

He said "tonight" like the irish do :P

[@RockstarEnergizeMe]

"Jake Im Def getting LAID TONIGHT!"

[@ImAaronKelly]

Ill take 2 :)

[@Tristonien]

dont put tomatoes on mine

[@LemonYourAid]

It works if you're funny enough, trust me. Helps if the girls into cute guys as well.

[@GarriG7]

My favorite part was when Bill Murray appeared.

[@mattmatt09123]

i don't understand these comments?

[@Sgtsnowman00]

ya thanks bro

[@turtleownage]

That got pretty harsh, pretty fast. Lol.

[@The3rdnut]

i like your name, but can you send it to my second nut? my 3rdnut is on a diet right now, it ate the first one.

[@FutureLoveFilms]

That doesn't really make sense... Do you see above-average looking girls more often than you see average looking girls then? Would that not, then, set a new standard for what is average, thus making above-average looking girls average looking, so on and so forth. I think the answer to this riddle is! .....It's all a matter of perception and I for one agree that she's a pretty girl.

[@pennyjack2]

you fail at life but your god on the net

[@PhoenixKDIX]

Trust me, this doesn't work in real life. Just trust me, don't ask questions. Please. ;_;