Are You a Millennial? | Hardly Working

I’m whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.
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CAST
Katie Marovitch
Raphael Chestang
Mike Trapp
Paul Robalino
Kerry McGuire
Ash Webb
CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Kerry McGuire
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Editor - Sam Geer

[@yuzubear5729]

someone to 1996-2001 kids: so what generation are you? 1996-2001 kids: well it depends on what website you read

[@Ayden_B]

tinybbh you could extend that to 2004

[@steph_dreams]

Isn’t it gen Z/centennials

[@MaladyKayjo]

That's a gen Zer

[@Ayden_B]

The Yakking Wakko yes, 2004 is in Gen Z, but where does it start?

[@MaladyKayjo]

@@Ayden_B different people have different estimates, I say 1999-2019

[@buniny]

"You have a job?? LUCKY!!" Too real guys.. Too real

[@elbonnybar]

@John Taylor i thnik the real problem is finding a job that pays well?.... not that you're wrong.

[@staticspark_]

@@elbonnybar I actually think the real problem is that @John Taylor failed to realize this comment is a joke

[@bellatonche4344]

I was looking for this comment. I feel the same.

[@TheBoxingNinja]

"I'm mature for my age, I skipped college" This needs to be used more often.

[@rightfulfuture4]

*Matthew Noneya* it does make sense for 16 year old to skip College quote on quote but I don't believe that

[@OneOfTheNinjaTurtles]

how does a 16 year old skip college? i dont get it.

[@cheapdrunk8531]

Rafaeel Rehman she didn’t go

[@reggiebell7291]

Rafaeel Rehman wtf. That’s the joke. You can skip grades when you’re smarter than people in your grade, but you can’t skip optional schooling like college. You’re so thick it’s sad.

[@joyf801]

Right but many humans don't really believe college is optional.

[@ethanking4902]

“You can only murder if you have a sticky weapon, just like in real life”

[@dudedude3926]

Ethan King That line left me dead 😂💀

[@jovivh6584]

Trap would know that since he killed Pat

[@dannyflanagan7452]

I was arrested for possessing a sticky weapon once

[@ethankoh6851]

Nice name

[@agentwashingtub9167]

@@jovivh6584 ALLEGEDLY!

[@GenJotsu]

"The younger generation sucks." -Every older generation since the beginning of time.

[@GenJotsu]

Average age of brain maturity is 25; it's fair to say there's a headstart.

[@bloojkl4520]

yeah cause they do!

[@TheNugettinage]

Fun fact: Plato wrote about how the younger generation sucks. I think it was Plato, one of the Ancient Greek philosophers anywho.

[@Badmunky64]

I try to avoid that line of thought, but it's really hard when kids are eating fucking tide pods.

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Jo King almost every generation thinks it's smarter than the previous one and wiser than the next one

[@thecoffeeisblack]

"Wait, you had a job?" That is the truest statement on the separation of current and older generations in this entire sketch.

[@allenhumphrey7749]

Sean Closson according to multiple studies millennials are working longer hours and more millenians have two or more jobs then anything generation

[@thecoffeeisblack]

Most likely true, but it's way less common for millennials to have long term work. So while they may be working like dogs, they will also have more frequent bouts of unemployment and a general feeling that job security is impossible to find and actual careers are harder to start.

[@allenhumphrey7749]

Sean Closson oh I’m sorry I thought you were another one of those millennial s are awful and lazy people

[@thecoffeeisblack]

Easy mistake to make, I was born in 1981 so I classify as either a millennial or a late-stage gen x-er depending on what graph you look at. But regardless I relate to the same sorts of issues that are present for many millennials. I also don't have much patience for older people calling them lazy or saying that they are ruining everything.

[@arete7884]

People work for a living? sounds unreasonable

[@ALSAHAFI13]

"I'm from the generation that wants to play this game"

[@prismarinestars7471]

I love how literally nobody can agree what birth years count you as a millennial.

[@krim7]

To be fair, there is really only a good dividing line for boomers - end of WWII. No other generation since has as well defined of a beginning.

[@techhelpportal7778]

Millennial is a culture not an age imo

[@trinwheeler4639]

@@techhelpportal7778 you say that but when kids from 2004 were raised with less tech than a lot of millennials they're still gen z

[@deanclarke6953]

Well according to the first thing that popped up on google 81-96 is millennial and the rest is gen z (post millennial)

[@tinkerer3399]

@@deanclarke6953 Which makes sense, one of the defining aspects is having lived in (and being able to recall) the 20th century.

[@devanyehansen2162]

"We're the generation killing napkins." "GOOD." Looks like I'm a dial-ennial. :P

[@DangosAreCute]

That moment made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MichaelRorich]

"I'm really mature I skipped college" 💀

[@grotesquette6536]

Fungimegusta That's what I'm gonna tell people whenever they ID me.

[@devonphillips9564]

Subscribe to me now

[@SakuraAvalon]

But maturity doesn't mean your age. So you'd still need to present your ID...

[@oscarwilde9581]

"Yeah like I just didn't go"

[@ericvtheworld]

“Twin towers Whaaaaaat?” My eyelids opened so fast they almost shot through the ceiling and floor.

[@surelock3221]

This part gave me a stroke, Ethan-Klein-wise

[@MittensZora]

I’m from twin towers what generation. I was born in 2005

[@StephanieDev]

Snayeshwird That’s my generation. I was born in 2005

[@TheFourthProdigy]

@SmileyPotato & Potatoey :3

[@pignna]

The twin towers where hit in the window, close enough

[@verycoolyes158]

Every generation Imagines itself to be smarter than its predecessor and wiser than its successor

[@mrvn5848]

Pretty much like the what's happening with different religions. Some people tend to think condescendingly to other people.

[@brockturner3112]

If they lived correctly, that should be the case. They will have all the knowledge of previous generations and be more knowledgeable than baby's born after them.

[@ianimatebadly3715]

Fun fact: over the generations they've had to exponentially (I think) increase the difficulty of IQ tests because, yes, humans are still evolving and becoming better at things.

[@iluminet]

@@ianimatebadly3715 ROFLMAO

[@addamazeing]

@@ianimatebadly3715 I didn't find any thing to back this up, but I did find the Flynn effect, which shows the average I.Q increasing by around 2.9 every decade. If they do make tests harder (which seems plausible enough) it is DEFINETLY not exponentially though, it would be linearly

[@TheLux008]

"I skipped college" It took me a moment...

[@paulmag91]

But, she is so young she would still be in high school. I don't get it. CAn you enlighten me?

[@TheMrComentarista]

Yo

[@GrayWoIf]

Anyone can skip college skipping highschool you can't however.

[@lexxstrum]

She also had a beer in front of her. Weird!

[@Clarity520]

I assume she got pregnent during senior years, happened to get passed highschool but skipped college for work to pay the rent.

[@Tommi414]

-I work in a coal mine. -What, you have a job?

[@Tommi414]

Hoàng Nguyên да

[@ellaumbrella5657]

"I have skipped college" -College Humor

[@ADerpyReality]

Wait... YOU HAVE A JOB?

[@JRMCNEA]

LUCKY!

[@NankitaBR]

How did you do that? 😱

[@tablo1394]

Where do you go?

[@yukito4200]

Pound the pavement! It's all about the shoe leather!

[@louisvii807]

"You can only murder if you have a sticky weapon" xD

[@ashkhri]

Cynosure "just like real life"

[@TheComfyGeek]

I've been murdering wrong this whole time!! Now I feel like an idiot

[@luyolo5167]

Cynosure I choose a tube of glue!

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

That's why Trapp probably didn't kill Pat. His weapon wasn't sticky.

[@andrejansen3281]

'Um, actually ...'

[@UnPhayzable]

So is this generation the *Memellenials?*

[@medinywaw7435]

Nerdy Cat wow thanks got another reason to suicide

[@palpatinevevo9773]

I think it's generation z

[@Abo39FooR]

Damn is this a real thing?! This whole thing is new to me.

[@Huedra.]

hoi dood

[@zxcmvbn]

UnPhayzable Generation Z

[@laurenshilansky9840]

Is nobody going to talk about how you can only murder with a sticky weapon?

[@stellarfirefly]

I'm sorry... is that a problem?

[@squidbombproductions1106]

THATS RIGHT! Beware my honey coated stick!

[@AnalizaTheSnark]

Maybe it's covered in blood? Well I guess that excludes guns... this game makes no sense based on these contexts alone lol

[@cara_carambola]

Also there are hard and wet weapons, i guess those don't make alotta damage

[@JaeJonson]

I thought everyone knew that?

[@zoranhacker]

Wait, do people actually care about this? I thought the video was mocking people who do, and here in the comments we have people arguing what constitutes a millennial

[@PrinceDuCiel7]

Truth in satire XD

[@bdjoh011]

Lets just keep it this way and stop the debate: People born 1980-84 are Xennials (or cuspers with traits from both Gen X and Y) People born 1985-1994 are the Gen Y millennials full blown People born 1994-2000 are Zennials (or cuspers with traits from both Gen Y and Z) People born after 2000 who are teens and early twenty-somethings today are Gen Z (full blown) Period, end of discussion. Set this in stone. Everybody can be happy.

[@JohnSmith-wf1xq]

GBoi1 Generations in order: People. Theres no generations

[@mewingkitty]

Only the millennials care because of exactly what the video is trying to satirically explain. Their generation is criticized for thinking they're special so they're finding ways to convince themselves that they're not "technically" part of that generation so they can be special again. It's all just snowflake bullshit.

[@hunta3694]

mewingkitty Nah. It’s people trying to not be grouped into the whole ‘blame a whole generation for problems that started before they were even conceived’ nonsense.

[@baconbankai]

I always hate when people say dumb shit like "I hate millennials." So basically you hate anyone under the age of 37. Pretty broad statement.

[@Tvtyrant2]

They also don't trust anyone over the age of 30. Boomers are extremely ageist.

[@DrTranofEvil]

All I can think of is Grandpa Simpson, "I hate everything that isn't Matlock! Ooo, it's on!"

[@dorothyjayne6725]

Youngest millennials are about 20...

[@CEO_Bogwater]

22-37... 0-22 is Centennial... or Gen Z.

[@SebastianHaban]

I hate millenials.... and non-millenials.... basicly just everybody..... especialy YOU!

[@goofyah153]

Did you just assume My generation?

[@adamp_]

That joke has never been funny, what makes you think that now that it's old af it's funny?

[@mhmccoy2017]

you must be a REALLY fun to hang out with. @Adam Pacheco-Amit

[@adamp_]

mhmccoy2017 Oh because people whose definition of humor is to repeat tired ass unoriginal jokes sure are fun to hang with. People don't like people who rely on memes for their humor, be fucking original.

[@twaynewade2544]

Adam Pacheco-Amit the 360 likes

[@motivationalandscientificf5048]

+John Hirsch +John Hirsch

[@superfanatico199815]

"Every Gen is Shit" -Every Generation

[@kuif234]

Mr. Red Hood Exactly.

[@ericalinx]

What exactly divides “millennial” and “gen z”

[@tedioussugar384]

No idea, don’t want to know, probably best everyone just forgets it

[@flamingspy]

I'm a Zoomer and I don't like all these mellrnials because they can't meme as good

[@iluminet]

You can kinda look at it like Xennials- broke in home PCs and dial-up, early cell phones with the antennas you had to pull out | Millennials-broke in cable internet and pirating media, Razrs & Blackberries | Gen Z- first to grow up with 2g+ smartphones... I tend to go by what they grew up with as opposed to what years they were born because as pointed out in this video, people can be born in the same year and still grow up with different technologies.

[@jeorfryemuntgumry3565]

Comment replying to 2 year old comment

[@iluminet]

@@jeorfryemuntgumry3565 And your point is?

[@stevenhawkins5089]

"I skipped college" lol

[@celestian1998]

I wish I was skipping college. But apparently it's important if you want to be super rich and have no natural talents.

[@jaxbingo9992]

Celestian1998 ahh i see they fooled you too

[@celestian1998]

Jax Bingo Im working on a professional pilots degree, so Im actually pretty set.

[@jaxbingo9992]

Celestian1998 lol you'll see man. There is about 15-20 people for every job you will apply for.

[@connorjohnson4440]

But i was from 2002 and im a sophomore... skipped a bit more than college

[@Rainfoxy4291]

*That awkward moment when you thought you were a Millennial but it turns out you're actually the Greatest Generation 3..*

[@TheComfyGeek]

Me The 3rd Greatest Generation? Where you're born in the 80s but you're also a mine?

[@Abo39FooR]

what if you experienced PS1 PS2 PS3 PS4, Cassette, VCR, CD, DVD, BLUE-RAYS While they were new, but you were born in 95 is that special ?

[@Simboiss]

You could say you are a late Generation Y.

[@YTispropaganda]

Mr39foor inflated sense of being special typically = millennial.

[@SierraRamblesALot]

No this is Patrick

[@moonbasebop3699]

Why does this kill me?

[@Backtobassics500]

But can you do this?!?

[@Magical_Trash]

Sierra Rambles A Lot best comment

[@jazeroth322]

Do u kno da whey?

[@apolarity3934]

all about beauty secrets and tips, fashion and healthy lifestyle 💄 welcome gorgeous to our family ❤️ "FASHIONMATTE"

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

" 'Twin Towers, what??' because we don't remember 9/11." and for just a couple seconds, everybody in the room thinks, "Wow, has it really been that long?"

[@Gaze73]

I thought it happened in 2011.

[@Gaze73]

@ Country Bal lol, how is that possible

[@oathboundsecrets]

This is an accurate portrayal of just how bored I am of the whole "generation" debate.

[@mas0n25]

honestly the best part is the game that trap is trying to explain 😂😂

[@thadboy3267]

Ikr? Like I actually low-key want to play that game, too!

[@SharjeelZahid1]

You can only kill with a sticky weapon. Just like real life Lol

[@analarmingnumberofbees4571]

I don't know. Are *you* a millennial?

[@Vinnafetish]

I live on the moon so..

[@emdee31]

1996

[@rafasiwakowski9969]

I'm from 2000 so i dunno

[@JackyUnoriginal]

how can you be a millennial when time isn't real

[@TGC40401]

No, I'm a terrifying figment of your collective imagination... You can tell by my indifference.

[@VictorDiaz97]

'97 here

[@holidayin7962]

Happy 21st birthday!

[@shadeie6395]

Saaaame! June.

[@TheLalalalani]

98 here

[@stephenwang5844]

you're gen z

[@baashaalbaashaal6427]

same its nice that we can drink now… and for th last 3 years SUCK IT USA!

[@LogansDarling]

I was actually really interested in the game. XD

[@mac4951]

Logan Darling what game is it?!

[@genevievemason9080]

Logan Darling I went looking for this kinda comment

[@muhammadzahir946]

me too

[@vicenteortegarubilar9418]

IPad-ophile.

[@vicenteortegarubilar9418]

Cinnamon thanks

[@oldcheese9996]

Lol

[@JrShadowAssasin]

I Pat a File

[@kinsmed]

They only use the large version of the iPad, the MaxiPad.

[@ClassicJrod]

Damn it why did there have to be one for the specific year i was born lol.

[@moonbeaming]

Wait. You had a JOB?!

[@Picxalate]

Steven Hunt Oh millennials have jobs. As in usually multiple jobs to produce a livable wage. Entitled whiners the lot, am I right?

[@ChrizdaBiz]

Yeah part time jobs because they have no commitment.

[@just4fun620]

Or because their Women's and Gender Studies major couldn't land them a stable 40 hour work-week job.

[@matarono]

moon beam had*

[@TheBitchWhoWasPromised]

Maybe the problem lies closer to home, any time ive gone out to look for a job i got one, and me and my husband have 2 kids and only one of us works. No welfare and no help. It really isn't that hard, my generation just spends money rreally shitty >.>

[@Kowaldi]

I couldn't relate more in my life at the reaction they had to him having a job.

[@swineflu07]

I don’t think someone who is 18 and someone who is 38 should be considered in the same generation....

[@jescareno8332]

Dark Souls 38 is not that old. So yes they can be considered in the same generation

[@francogiobbimontesanti3826]

Dark Souls It’s more like 16 to 37 But ok

[@jasonmnosaj]

Dark Souls I don't think someone who is 35 and someone who is 25 should be considered the same generation, but here we are...

[@jescareno8332]

Jason Allcreator 10 yrs apart isn’t that far off. My uncle is 12 yrs older than his wife.

[@Abigail-py3vk]

A 38 year-old could be an 18 year-old's parent. It makes no sense for them to be in the same generation.

[@dinac8357]

wait is the 16 year old drinking alcohol...? edit: nevermind, collegehumor has done much worse in their skits lmfao

[@Aeroldoth3]

Okay sure, it's in an alcohol bottle and technically it has alcohol in it, but it's not really fair to say it's "alcohol". That's such a broad term, and really kinda judgemental. I prefer to call it water with a drop of alcohol, like homeopathy. homeopathy+.

[@MichaelSmith-rn6pq]

Lol, like everyone else that totally waited until they were 21 to drink alcohol, right?

[@somebodyactually1490]

Yup like every 16 year old when alcohol is involved

[@harmja]

Legal in Germany :D

[@NathanAlderGigaBITNate]

Dina C lmao it must suck in the us, we in Europe can start drinking at like 16

[@tubekyle2]

I think it’s funny that the term “millennials” wasn’t even coined till 1994. Not to mention it’s maybe been the last 10 years that it’s been widely associated with generations. My biggest gripe is how the professional community keeps changing the years.

[@oaksparoakspar3144]

Well, the problem is that it is an arbitrary designation (picked by those who graduated high school in 2000 or later) to denote cultural shifts (that don't care about round numbers on a calendar). Calling them the "internet" generation, since they grew up with it (rather than into it) or the "special snowflake" generation, since we all hate them (rather passionately) would make more sense in hindsight, but that is the problem we have had since the "Modern Age" (followed by the "Post Modern Age") - we are naming things as or before they happen, rather than with the clarity of hindsight.

[@adamp_]

tubekyle2 Of course the word "Millennials" was only coined in 1994, because only 1994 that Millennials were starting to get old enough to be relevant.

[@tubekyle2]

I didn't realize my broad and non-targeting statement was so...offensive. Actually, the term and you can google 'millennial' denotes those reaching young adulthood in the 21st century (the year 2000 and beyond ). Not 1994, and that's according to the 'noun' description of its definition. If that's what you meant by 'relevance'. Then again I'm not a firm believer in spelling things out.You'd understand that if you'd 'read' my statement. *Oh and I won't be responding after this...Good day.

[@adamp_]

tubekyle2 What? nobody's offended, just because someone is disagreeing with you doesn't mean they're offended, it's called a discussion. What I was trying to say is that the reason the term was only coined in 1994 is that before that, Millennials were just a bunch of kids and baby, and only around 1994 they were starting to get old enough that wider trends could be observed, that's what I meant by "relevant."

[@maysobi4674]

I was born in 2002. And we're called "Generation Z" or "Centenials" by the way.

[@MegaSim3]

I also heard you're called Zoomers

[@user-iv7ze3fd8h]

“I’m really mature. I skipped college” Lol I love college humor

[@francescatotheblake]

Raf's very serious "Good" about killing the napkin industry had me dead

[@abbysomething2046]

Francesca Blake ditto

[@francescatotheblake]

mmk

[@captainobvious1415]

970 people didn't pound the pavement.

[@jacoblopez2216]

Captain Obvious jet fuel can’t melt steel beams

[@SebAnders]

Jacob Lopez it was built in the Great Depression, corners were probably cut.

[@Jojo-kv6iv]

Born: Gen Z (identifying as millenial, NOT acceptable) Something like that

[@jivanjovan]

[@trenchcoatfullofwarmbees9024]

Meh confused

[@NeighborSenpai]

Greyzone? Now this is a bit weak....

[@gentianviolet2785]

As a person born on 31st December 1999, I love myself & will work hard and prove myself..wait what?!

[@francaellerman2276]

Don't forget Gen Alpha, it starts like around 2015 or something.

[@matthewlyons6544]

Trapp still trying to get people to play German Tag with him...

[@cassandra5322]

Nice one

[@jash3881]

I was born in 2002 too... "Twin Towers What??!" generation UNITE!

[@justarandomweeb5527]

jakob shlapnick WE AREN'T MILENNIALS! WOOHOO!

[@acewarrior55k38]

jakob shlapnick yay!

[@rightfulfuture4]

jakob shlapnick fucking, don't say that please for the love of God makes me not want to associate with you.

[@jash3881]

Mitchell Mammel You can deny it all you want, but you will always be one of us MWAHAHAHAHA

[@rightfulfuture4]

jakob shlapnick NOOOO!

[@swish007]

everyone wants to be special..

[@rightfulfuture4]

swish007 *whispers* nobody is

[@Saludin2]

Ya, they can try to be like me

[@joeynathan6073]

I don't, I guess I am just a little different from y'all!

[@lite0221]

Funny that none of these generations are that much different from each other. They are all REALLY self absorbed. All of them. Let’s see if that will change later on.

[@rubellite7841]

A girl I know born in 2002 claimed to be a millennial, for goodness sake you’re a frickin Zer. And apparently there are people called “cuspers” and are between generations... it just over complicated things

[@Zolanis1]

"Where do you go??" "You pound the pavement!!" I died so hard lmfaoooooo

[@LeSpeederus]

Weirdly Millenials were born until 2000 but Generation Z apparently started in 1995 making me(born in 1997) both a millenial and Gen Z. Didn't find out until an assignment from my former university prof and i was amazed people really give a crap about this.

[@oddooddood7677]

Since you likely identify more with a 2000's childhood, you'd be gen Z.

[@LeSpeederus]

I think it doesn't work that way but if you say so. I don't really care.

[@CloudianMH]

Tribalism in America is literally way out of hand.

[@TacetTheTerror]

Shoutout to all the Diallanials out there. All the millennials who grew up with only dial-up until becoming an adult. :(

[@agiar2000]

That's me! :) If I wanted to play a shooter with someone else, I had to call my friend, ask him if he wanted to play Duke Nukem 3D with me, and decide whether he would call me or I would call him. Then, each of us would start the game, and whichever one was chosen to call would go into the "Multiplayer" menu, select the modem speed in baud, enter the dial-up initialization string, and then enter the friend's phone number. Hopefully, by that time, the _other_ friend, the one _receiving_ the call, had also gone into the "Multiplayer" menu and selected to "Receive" the call. If not, then the call wouldn't go through. _Then,_ the calling player activates the call, and the receiving player's _mom_ answers the phone, getting an earful of modem noise, and the receiving player has to yell "MOM!! DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE! I'M TRYING TO PLAY WITH JEFF!" So, then you try calling again, and this time it goes through, and you play for about fifteen minutes before your sister picks up the phone to call a friend, immediately ending your game, _RIGHT_ when you were about to kill your friend. After I finished college and got a real job, I got DSL. It was *a m a z i n g.*

[@ashleysmith1276]

Born July 1980. I consider myself a Millenial (just) but I remember rotary phones and I didn't use a computer until now to write this comment.

[@Remonade-]

1980 is a little bit on the edge but it’s close enough

[@verneve]

Mid nineties here. I too remember rotary phones. Didn't see them often, but my grandma had one in her house, which I learned to use as a kid. Why throw out a perfectly good phone?

[@phillycheesesteak6177]

Im a para-multi-millenial V1960s. I was born a millenial and after transcending through parallel universes (from a glitch in existence itself) so many times I lived in many millennial's. And each time I went into a parallel universe it shaved off about a second of time. So after I somehow slowed down in transcending parallel universes I ended up in 1962 and im now 51 years old. when I should be 14...

[@vampireprince6730]

Born Nov 1997 I am a Millennial

[@lilygile5670]

Sorry bro, ur not a millennial.

[@mikewilhelm2977]

The new Greatest Generation. The new one, the one that's just me.

[@luyolo5167]

In a few million years when humans die out aliens find our bodies remains and iPhones with fracked screens, exploded Samsung's and completely perfect Nokia's

[@Socius-]

Super Weab ...and?

[@toaster8272]

Try 40-50 years

[@FrancisR420]

It's like how we find giant stones with things carved on them so we're like oh that must be how everyone used to communicate and record information millions of years ago because that's the only information we have from millions of years ago In a million years they're going to find gold etched records and shit and be like that's how they used to record their information Using the bumps on lines in a gold disc Good thing we invented paper LOL

[@luyolo5167]

Maui Randall EXACTLY

[@kamaladrake2574]

cracked* unless your drilling into your phone.

[@unvergebeneid]

She isn't _really_ 16....... is she?

[@unvergebeneid]

Michelle Shanguhyia, that's comforting!

[@unvergebeneid]

zozo coco, does that land me in hypothetical jail? ;)

[@dylan10011998]

I just realized the majority of people on KZbin are younger than me...and that scares me

[@buffalofpv3996]

no she could be 15

[@isaiahnichols3125]

I was born in 2002 so she would have to be 15

[@tobyryberg]

this is one of the better sketches that i’ve seen 👏🏼

[@kyle2963]

Toby Ryberg For real? Alrighty I’m unsubscribing.

[@lisam7315]

Let's just appreciate the board game they're playing

[@spsrei]

lmao they're playing german tag

[@Sapperbounded]

Kyle Mei glad someone else caught this.

[@paulmag91]

YES! Finally someone else who got this reference! I love you!

[@peytonwoody3445]

Aw, man! One of my favorite College Humor sketches

[@AmalAmal]

"you can only murder someone if you have a sticky weapon.......... just like in real life." lmao wtf. Did anyone else hear that

[@demilembias2527]

Underrated part of this video is the parody of overdesigned Barnes&Noble-core board games. Good shit.

[@legoluvver]

Trapp would know...

[@Soupy_loopy]

I heard it. And now I read it as well. Oh lucky me.

[@arsensaribekyan3086]

Amal z

[@Philippiller]

I'm an Idgafenniel

[@Aymen0627]

Philip Piller oh shit can I join

[@dylankim1984]

Wow, your edgy

[@jezreelphil8437]

Philip Piller I'm an edgienniel

[@Leon-le9cn]

I‘m Jack Daniel

[@usucktoo]

but do you have a job?

[@Beerbottles123]

I love how even Millennials shit on the Millennial generation.

[@richardterroni9433]

No they hate us cause they ain't us :)

[@richardterroni9433]

@@JRMCNEA I meant other generations hate Millennials because they are not Millennials themselves

[@akalilveggiegang1542]

But I'm not millennial

[@cloudsin8748]

Fú oh puhlease. Stop blaming everything on the scary libruls. Baby boomers who got everything on a silver platter and also the ones who destroyed the economy are the ones spreading unfunny stereotypes about millenials

[@yoholup19]

Millennials hate boomers, boomers hate gen z and millennials, gen z hates everyone equally

[@Ace1plays]

Last time I was this early Siobanna was working full time at college humor

[@ikerants745]

Crouton is that how you spell it o.O

[@leem4386]

Ike Rants no, it's Siobhán. He's an idiot

[@katiephillips9969]

I wish she would come back...

[@niklashansen5432]

'Chewbacca

[@arabellarawson3534]

Liam O'Connor It's funny how common a name Siobhàn is but outside Ireland they're like "Sai-oh-bah-aan?"

[@Ancano]

Xennial hype! The last line about having a job really got me.

[@kitcatcandy4563]

2002? Girl is fifteen?

[@NYTXboy123096]

Crystal madu unless her birthday was in the last 20 days then yes

[@rightfulfuture4]

Crystal madu Who knows she might be in New Year's baby or born a few days ago as of this videos release

[@Schattenmaler]

or her birthday is the 29th of february and she is like actually 3-4 years old...

[@sinmir501]

Well I am 16 Jan 1st

[@invalidname.pleasetryagain122]

Schattenmaler No. 2002 is not a leap year. -Sincerely, a 4 year old leap day baby :)

[@oweng8895]

"every generation thinks they're smarter than the one before and wiser than the one after"

[@juanruiz-vb4bj]

If you’re watching this video, you are most likely a Millennial

[@rightfulfuture4]

I'm not and please don't associate me with these people not even the 16 year old one, and I'm 16 myself

[@worshipcatalyst1]

That's why I'm only reading the comments lol

[@juanruiz-vb4bj]

Texaslife43 😂

[@SwordsmanRyan]

Nope. GenX. Get off my lawn.

[@sand6539]

gen z

[@Loonaticx]

Ah, rotary phones, cassette players, Blockbuster, VHS tapes. Good times.

[@Loonaticx]

really dude no, it can't be inferior if it's the best to be offered at said time. It's also above inferior if you had nothing but all that came before to weigh it against.

[@bobthebuilder7620]

Yep, and all those end in 2006 and 2007 Q.Q. U got to be lucky to be born in the late 70s to early 00s to experience those.

[@allaboutjazz5467]

I was born in 1999 and have never seen a cassette tape in person, never seen a rotary phone in person, never been to a Blockbuster either. I did watch VHS with my younger siblings growing up though.

[@jasonmnosaj]

LoonaticX one of those things does not belong... FAKER!

[@maggierezac5820]

LoonaticX, I was born in 1961 so... 8 tracks, party lines & outhouses! Fun times! My kids were born in 1984 & 1985 respectively so I guess they are 'millennials'? Then who is Gen X & Gen Y? Grandma be so confused. Peace!

[@myopinionsarefacts]

I didn't know what 9/11 was until I was 14. Everyone expects you to already know about it, and so they don't tell you. I thought that "never forget, 9/11" was from a movie I hadn't seen.

[@aaaaaaaa6685]

😂😂😂

[@connormccann4101]

Is this b8?

[@davidmartineztorres8731]

@@ChantelCarter-cc7cu bullshit

[@coddiwomple9510]

Growing up in the 90's was way better than today. Everyone is so emotionally fragile these days. Social media is the major cancer today.

[@tysoninchester]

German tag running joke brought back. 10/10 continuity.

[@frozenaorta]

We were Gen Y for about a decade or so. Then they tried calling us "Xennials." That won't stick. So basically, we're just the generation that was in between for awhile and lived both lives. Rotary phones AND cell phones. No internet AND all internet. VCRs AND digital downloads. Mix tapes AND iPods. Yeah, we suck. Or we're awesome. No one can decide.

[@autumnwest1098]

frozenaorta I would like to think we are awesome!!! Yay tamigatchis!!!

[@TheFirefox]

The best of both worlds.

[@frozenaorta]

Still trying to understand what several 30-year olds are doing hanging out with a 15-year old girl.

[@mdtexeira]

I'd call getting to be kids before cell phones and social media, but having access upon adulthood a major win. Growing up with social media looks like an unhealthy nightmare. Kids were dicks enough when you could identify them. Anonymous 10-13 year olds are generally horrible.

[@Warmishcookies]

frozenaorta I remember rotary phones. One of our landline phones was one until maybe 5 years ago. I kinda miss it now

[@bentaylor2607]

“You’ll have one of three kinds of weapons; hard, wet, or sticky.”

[@bhuuthesecond]

Paul: "We are the one's killing the napkin industry" Raph: *"Good."*

[@reflectingPastChoices]

Yeks. The proof that generations aren't a thing.

[@reflectingPastChoices]

sure, people born 30 years ago are differents from those from the 2000's but between 2000 and 2005... they're ain't much of a difference

[@gandaruvu]

It is a thing, but more as a general trend, rather than a specific traits that everyone has to fall into.

[@Sterling_Qrow]

generations are very much a thing.......your generation is a direct reflection of the kind of world you grew up in and thus the differance between each generation (Gen X was Bbay boomers, they saw a drastic increase int he population and lived in a world without the internet, Gen Y was the last to be born in a world without internet but grew up with it being a new thing, and Gen Z were born in a world where internet was commonplace as well as a drastic increase in PC culture. Both Gen Y and Z are also more politically correct than the generations before it and are more likely to be understanding and accepting of homosexuals and those of other genders, race, or religious views than Generation X). A full generation takes place every 20 years, not every 5 or 10 or whatever bullshit was shown here: it's every 20 years period. A LOT of things can change int he world in 20 years and the generations are a direct reflection of that. It's called Sociology and Anthropology: the study of society and life........and yes, everyone of their generation does display certain traits that show you're from that generation. Whether if be being argumentive of a specific detail (which is a Gen Y and Z trait, driven by how we have the inetrnet at our fingertips to directly look for the answers we want rather than having to rely on others of books), your views on religion or race (GenY and Z tend to be more lax in acceptance, GenX is stuck in beliefs still coming down from slave times), or even just how you like to spend your time (GenY might like to still go outside and be among nature, GenZ is more likely to spend time inside or in highly populated areas like a party, and GenX were more likely to spend time either alone or with small intimate gatherings like dinner parties as well as, like GenY, go outside and be among nature) etc etc etc. You might not like it, but it doesn't rule out hundreds of years of study on the human condition and generations that prove very point blank that each generation has certain characteristics that set them all apart.

[@discussionswithdemetri2883]

I can't even spell melemonal.

[@MrArtVein]

Isn't that a cancerous growth??

[@celestian1998]

but you just did spell melemonal.

[@johnSmith-tl5gv]

DesertDiscussions I see so you're apart of the spellenials, exactly like millennias only you have trouble spelling

[@ThisChickIsCrazyyy]

You, I like.

[@josesalas1569]

You’re a melonman

[@warandpoetry9542]

"Are you a millennial?" "No..." *glances at the bloody corpse of the diamond industry hidden in the closet*

[@matthewparker9276]

People in Australia: you're getting broadband?

[@26magicman26]

Ayeee 1993 over here

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

1994 BOOOOII

[@thesaymsia]

93 whats upppp

[@Jorge23Costa]

93 its the real deal!

[@nieznajomy4398]

Same, but I was born in Poland so I was still using "disc dialling phone" as kid. :P

[@justmike-yt]

1993 as well. Remember when the Vengaboys got popular and we didn't understand all the sexual innuendos in their songs?

[@ilovesparky13]

I just wanted to see them play the game. 😕

[@eriklomeli5208]

Adam already taught us that previous gens shit on the new ones to feel better about themselves

[@celestian1998]

Well, why else would we do it? To make them feel bad about growing up with better tech?

[@Cobalt985]

People shit on other people to make them feel better about themselves constantly. It's not new behaviour, and it's certainly not limited to old people shitting on younger people either.

[@KenpachiBeast]

That's not true, I think my millennial generation as a massive failure and generation Z gives me hope for humanity...

[@eriklomeli5208]

KenpachiBeast oh boy I found the rare self loathing millennial, and one that the actual thinks highly of gen z. The point this vid and the lecture Adam made was that generations aren't real and their characteristic are always given to them by other people. You, clearly just wanting join the millennial-hating bandwagon, fell for it

[@KenpachiBeast]

Mr. Gohan - chill bro, why so emotional? , haha yeah people make up characteristics for generations but does not mean those characteristics are not there, nor does it mean that certain generations don't grow up in a certain way that learns from the past generations, It often flips based on society for each generation, but its used as a *general term* for characteristics of most but not all people of that generation... even tho I'm a millennial I grew up in poverty, I worked hard since I was 14 to provide and help my family which previously escaped communism, life is hard and requires hard work. Of course, there are millennial individuals that do not fit characteristics of millennials at all... but all depends on the environment and aspects of how that generation was raised and what they went through at a young age. - The reason I think highly of further generations and always think highly of further generation because they are the ones that have the opportunity to learn and adapt from any previous generations and characteristics... thus logically people should look up to newer generations characteristics in a *positive* manner, not just claim "generations aren't real"

[@shanpis]

i laughed so much with the "black lung"

[@bearyboy9088]

"I skipped college." Seems legit

[@filthyconnoisseur7945]

Born from 1985-1989 = 90s kid Born 1995-2000 = millennial Born 2025-2040 = transBending gender fluid technology attack helicopter multi genital spaghetti race

[@Nogard-Nys]

This is scary accurate

[@Atlas65]

haha. Except 90´s kid isn´t a term for a generation. 90 's kids just belong to the Millenial generation. Since they are still kids around the 2000´s. - But I think the 3rd generation is pretty accurate.

[@filthyconnoisseur7945]

Stefán Atli Jakobsson Lol millenials were not kids in the 90s they were born after lol

[@skeleskele]

I was born in 2000, some say Im a millennial some say Im the generation after. *I NEED ANSWERS*

[@bozkatinator]

It's a blessing in disguise, you can swap generations depending on which is getting less hate in an arguement etc.

[@matman7546]

Definitely not a millennial

[@howardbaxter2514]

Anyone born from 1996 to 2001 fall in this category.

[@shaynedavis956]

97 is the cut off year for gen ys or millenials

[@Gravitythewolf]

Ryan Spencer don’t listen to them LMAOO the cut off is 2001/2

[@sugarcuts1535]

“We were the ones who thought iPads were going to be a thing” Me: *proceeds to watch video on iPad*

[@athickie]

Im not a millennial I was born in the wrong generation Edit for those that think im serious 😂😂😂 I am a millennial. The joke is, older millennials complain about the youngers ones not knowing they're actually included in the millennial generation. This, all while the younger ones complain that they were born in the wrong generation.

[@jjm4611]

zakiah tukes not with that dumbass selfie you aint 😂

[@athickie]

xxx xxx I aint what?

[@athickie]

xxx xxx See this is why. Millennials cant comprehend sarcasm.

[@mosnaidei]

MILLENIALS ARE DESTROYING THE SARCASM INDUSTRY

[@athickie]

mosnaidei 😂😂

[@emmabrook9691]

Um actually, the generation after millennial is called the iGeneration

[@luiz_marciano]

You are fake news

[@SP4RT4N0MEG4]

Emma Brook it has a lot of names like Centennials, alpha gen, and I gen

[@LisaNarozhnykh]

I thought it was called Generation Z 0.o

[@Fifty_eight_0]

I’m sick of people trying to put a name to a generation where the oldest people just turned 16 at the very most. I’ve literally seen 5 different names today alone

[@zacharytarnow7290]

Lisa N. It is called generation z

[@Calebevansmusic]

I was born in 97 and I feel like I’m both. As a kid I remember VCR’s and the old cartoons from the 90s/early 2000s. And then I remember when iPhones first came out but I didn’t have one until my sophomore year of highschool and I didn’t get involved with social media until my freshman year of highschool. I remember 9/11 very distinctly but not enough to really grasp what’s happening and I remember the end of dial up. I definitely don’t feel like I’m grew up like the ones born in the 2000s and don’t feel like I grew up with the ones born in the 80s. It’s just a mix of both. And now I’m going to turn 21 got a job and engaged so I really don’t feel like a kid like gen Z. Maybe Y/Z?

[@423adriana]

you're generation Red/Blue. you were born in a world with pokemon, but only generation 1 of pokemon. (red, green, yellow, blue.)

[@4f897]

423adriana born in 1997 and got an iPod at the age of 11 and iPad at the age of 13... So idk I guess I’m part of the next generation...

[@AuggsieBoggs]

"We were the ones who thought ipads were going to be a thing? So for a while we were called" Me, immediately, nodding as if I know anything: -ipad kids

[@mackenzieb1572]

This is the Tag game from when Tag was too complicated. (Title forgotten)

[@e3180]

Mackenzie Bridgeman wait is it actually

[@tiendotexe]

yea it's German Tag

[@kiranrenduchintala2067]

I'm born in 0ctober 1994 . Neither millenilals want me nor the gen z. I'm left out . I'm a hybrid.

[@retrozaid1600]

Kiran Renduchintala you’re a zillenilal

[@a_troll_]

Call Yourself GEN Y! Not a Millenial but growing up with Millenials.

[@TM-ng2bz]

I think that according to most definitions you would be counted as a millenial. Why wouldn't you?

[@kiranrenduchintala2067]

Tabletti Minun there are other reports that say year from 1994 or 95 is counted as gen z and from 2001 is another one. Like it's kinda hard to relate to 90s when you don't remember it but also relate to it in some ways... it's messed up

[@TM-ng2bz]

Kiran Renduchintala yeah, well I was also born 1994. I was wondering the same but then I found maybe one definition where I was gen z and many where I was a millennial (with different cut off years) so...

[@firelizard96]

I still want them to see them playing the game.

[@MisterTutor2010]

I once told my students I could rip a phone book in half. They weren't impressed, not because they knew I was lying but as Millennials, they didn't know what a phone book is :)

[@JeppeBeier]

Really? I'm right in the intersection between Millennial and Z, but I can clearly remember having phone books when I grew up.

[@MisterTutor2010]

​@@JeppeBeierSo a Xenial :)

[@arabellarawson3534]

I always thought millennials were 1980-1995, and that those born after were gen z?

[@spookiedooks]

Ella Rawson the cutoff is usually set at 2002 or 2004 (Some people say 2004,. Some say 2002 because post 9/11) I've always heard 1984-2004 because generations tend to last 20 Years

[@arabellarawson3534]

Tue Moi actually "The majority of researchers and demographers start the generation in the early 1980s, with many ending the generation in the mid-1990s. Australia's McCrindle Research regards 1980-1994 as Generation Y birth years. A 2013 PricewaterhouseCoopers report and Edelman Berland use 1980-1995. Gallup Inc., Eventbrite and Dale Carnegie Training and MSW Research all use 1980-1996. Ernst and Young uses 1981-1996. Manpower Group uses 1982-1996." (according to wikipedia)

[@moonbasebop3699]

I always thought that people who actually cared about this were idiots? I also thought that people who put a question mark behind a non-interrogative sentence were illiterate?

[@spookiedooks]

Ella Rawson if we're going off Wikipedia, Wikipedia also says "There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years." And "Demographers William Straus and Neil Howe define millennials as born between 1982-2004." Since there technically is no set date and it can end in the mid 90s to early 2000s there is no real definite answer. I say early 2000s because since there's next to no debate that it started in the early to mid 80s and generations typically last around 20 years (most people say baby boomers are from 1946-1964, so nearly 20 years, and gen x was around 64-80 something then the millennials begin)

[@lookoutforchris]

Tue Moi generations are usually 15 years, but the boundaries are often fuzzy and a little fluid. There are no hard cutoffs. A generation is defined by shared cultural experience and an identifiable set of traits or behaviors. It’s a little fuzzy.

[@thegreatfisher]

I skipped College. Lol

[@myopinionsarefacts]

Generations really don't mean anything other then if you're the cause of all the world's problems

[@victorfloresmuro958]

my opinions are facts currently the baby boomers are in charge and everything is going down the drain...... Go figure

[@TikoVerhelst]

Best comment in this whole comment section. Also, have fun rewatching this video from 6 years ago. ;)

[@alexjones2275]

"oh im really mature, i skipped college" 😂😂

[@SonplaysMinEcraft]

Did you just assume my *A G E D E M O G R A P H I C*

[@nirad8026]

SonPlaysMinEcraft *T R I G G A N I G G A*

[@CKTDanny]

I always thought that anyone born after 95 is post-mellinnials, has my life been a lie?

[@Anonymous12465]

SDG Danny I'm pretty sure they are called Gen Z.

[@siem3113]

Yeah 1996 and beyond is GenZ/Post Millennials/IGen

[@eduardorios1700]

Well after some intense google searching nobody fucking knows I've seen anywhere from 1981 to 2002 most common one is 1982-1999

[@celestian1998]

I can confirm, Im from 98 and don't remember 9/11, although I do remember the day always being dedicated to rewatching the newsreels and talking about it in the years after. I also remember a time before wifi though, so I cant really relate to the generations on either side of me. Which is fine, I honestly think thats why people my age are so obsessed with nostalgia. We grew up seeing the world change, so we can respect the past, and also not take all the modern advancements for granted.

[@Cobalt985]

How about this: Generations mean fucking nothing, and problems are not limited to generation, but are a kind of mindset.

[@avtarmandaher6828]

you can only kill someone if you have a sticky weapon

[@jeff86ing]

Yeah, you stick them and they get really dehydrated.

[@alison4316]

Raph's face when he said, *"Good."* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣