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[@Bibibosh]

CollegeHumor your going to lose people when you make jokes like this.2:27 ----->>Like i really like katie but when she said uhh-ohh, my heart was hurtafull scary stuff 2:47 TRUMP 2020 I like trump We like trump If you dont like trump Something something YOU!!!!

[@badgerbane]

So... is that what Kate looks like when she takes her meds?

[@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse]

@@Bibibosh I guess they make those jokes because they're college humor, not high school drop out humor. Whoever still supports that criminal walking orange shows the world their lack of intelligence and reason. How many crimes does one have to admit to in order to lose the idiots vote.

[@kaladorph5764]

Annoyed the title wasnt said in the sketch.

[@Etherisabove]

Thank God Siobhan's not fired

[@MsTriara]

I love how Katie went from speaking in a slow monotone to loudly heckling Trapp, then back to the slow monotone.

[@dimitrijames00001]

Akthess

[@alannoob1926]

She has such a wide range and good control of dynamics.

[@vinitgambhir3441]

What is yellow sign in front of ur name?

[@Thebongosusetobethicc]

@@vinitgambhir3441 Well if you haven’t clicked on their profile to see or just haven’t seen images next to names on certain KZbin channels, the yellow “D” means they are a member to the channel. They clicked the join button to support CollegeHumor. Edit: The symbol next to names isn’t always a “D”. The channel decides what the member icons are, just putting that out there so you don’t assume every member to certain channels is supposed to have a “D” next to their name.

[@vinitgambhir3441]

@@Thebongosusetobethicc ohh I see, Thanks for this information ☺️🙏

[@Wannadayoff]

siobhan suddenly forgetting how to improvise and just reading “improvise 10 symptoms” is a mood

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@jonothanthrace1530]

That was one of the symptoms!

[@TheMattPatch]

Katie never laughs because of all the murders and overdoses she's seen. She's literally always reliving the horrors of being a druglord.

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

AxxL WTF are you talking about?

[@freedom9729]

@@AxxLAfriku ??

[@logansimon6653]

lmfa

[@kyreebeatty6002]

I thought Katie doesn't laugh because she's an android that was programmed to continuously relive the moment she was diagnosed with lupus.

[@shinankoku2]

She is dry dry dry. Sahara desert dry. Gin martini dry. Arrakis has nothing on her.

[@PenDragon-hg1lg]

I am so used to crazy Katie that deadpan Katie is actually terrifying

[@dragonman1265]

AxxL I see a lot of ur comments very interesting

[@redacted5078]

Thats legit what I thought

[@kedabro1957]

@@dragonman1265 Axxl's comment has disappeared.

[@Bendan]

Katie’s worst enemy: the “I’m not a robot” buttons on websites

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

You know, I don't care for those buttons. I'm literally telling the robot guardian of the realm I am about to enter to grant me passage, on the grounds that I am not "one of them". And robot is derived, iirc, from the Czech for 'slave' (and slave is derived from 'slavic'). I grant that it doesn't matter now, that there isn't a mind or identity to insult, but it does concern me that we so unthinkingly imitate the past so very closely.

[@pyro7257]

Fun fact the ones where it asks you to like type the words you see or anything like that, are called captchas

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@saoirsevicteoiria2759 Actually, you're telling the robot guardian to grant you passage on the basis that you *are* one of its overlords.

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

@@IceMetalPunk Yuk. Does this unit have a soul?

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@saoirsevicteoiria2759 🤷‍♂️ Define soul, then I'll get back to you on that 😜

[@Fraser2k22]

i honestly think katie has killed someone before, nothing phases her

[@sahzus]

frazzels it’s all the coke man

[@hegmonster]

Katie is a stone cold psycopath -- and I've never been more attracted to another human being

[@nepotisphallus8839]

Wait what do you mean fazes

[@richardpomelear7462]

Katie has seen the death of worlds and remained unmoved.

[@protalghulnist4126]

She did laugh once before

[@happyface-]

Katie: "STOP IT TRAPP, STOP IT! THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING! I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT!... Thanks so much Pepper."

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@thereaper2635]

Katie is way too good at this. It’s like it’s an average day for her 😂😂

[@Kentrc11]

Same comment appearing twice in this comment section. They are certainly not the same person...

[@sersmiles1635]

she has gained a point so isnt unbreakable

[@tuxedobird]

Kentrc11 A lot of bots steal comments from real people to seem real, so it might be that.

[@Kentrc11]

@@tuxedobird Of course...bots...

[@tuxedobird]

Kentrc11 That’s not a joke. There’s actually bots that do that. Generally you can find them though, because they’ll have a picture of a mostly naked girl with the name “Click here!!” Or something along those lines.

[@subzr16]

I don’t think anything can top Grants roast.

[@muraddiab6393]

*Sees the name of his roommate from 7 years ago* Grant: *NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!*

[@Leave-me-alone]

Oh I bet they will try and fail many times

[@RacingStripeAV]

I dunno, Brian raging at Raph is certainly up there as a golden moment.

[@loren5432]

The tornado one was pretty funny in my opinion.

[@theepicricemaker6611]

Not ever

[@enddorb]

Katie's strategy of just sounding like she's dead inside is really working out

[@cameronwiley9412]

Strategy? It is no Strategy? It is life or rather the lack there of.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@davidtaylor4284]

"You're just Nicolas Cage for a little bit."

[@Sifeus]

This made me laugh so hard

[@CJusticeHappen21]

Don't ask why Katie is joyless. Ask how you would experience joy, had you endured all that she has.

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

Okay. How?

[@CJusticeHappen21]

@@f.i.r.e.5119 You're asking me to explain a mind that has witnessed the darkest darkness, the black abyss that lies beyond the world stage. Something so truly horrifying and incomprehensible to mortal minds that it sunders all the senses that dare attempt to take note of it; leaving nothing but a shell cursed to know both what it is, what it has lost, and what it will never be again. I will not go there, F.I.R.E., sir. It is both beyond my will, my nerve, and my senses.

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

@@CJusticeHappen21 Fair enough. All the murders and ODs she's seen, I can't well imagine...

[@unclewiley1986]

I see all these references to Katie being a drug lord. What's up with that?

[@CJusticeHappen21]

@@unclewiley1986 King Pin Katie. As cold as steel blades, but both sharper and deadlier.

[@anthonydoll8574]

Siobhan: "You look like Katie Marovich and I'm so sorry about that." Katie: "Hurtful, hurtful, hurtful." (In Katie's mind) "I'm going to cut your brake cables after we're done here."

[@wanderlustwarrior]

In my mind: "but Katie looks pretty in this video! ...When she doesn't look dead, that is."

[@hiddencal9360]

I'm convinced that at this point the other Cast want to see Katie break as much as we do.

[@Coolio1321]

Favorite reply that I've seen in quite a while

[@jomsporms8984]

Trapp: Hurtful.

[@Mothman1992]

Katie trying to keep a straight face looks like she's looking back on a life of horrors and terror she can never forget

[@lukawang624]

THE FACT THAT KATIE BROKE EVERYONE JUST IN THE INTRO STATEMENT is so powerful 😂😂😂

[@Sykroid]

Katie is hilarious here. She improvs off of Siobhan so damn well when she's listing the side effects. She turns it into a bit and runs with it lmao

[@michellepinto7169]

Katie is indestructible.

[@CrossKarma2]

She has loopis

[@keyboardtechhomeworkrecord7547]

Mike Trapp continuing through that intense heckling was really impressive

[@seanmurphy3430]

Katie never laughed, and also never talked like an actual human. Or a newscaster.

[@maanasamiriyala7657]

I like hpw you put news caster after human 🤣

[@segamai]

Katie’s eyes look absolutely stunning with that makeup

[@Star-pl1xs]

and generally

[@i9incher]

And her with bangs and this "take care of business" voice she has. Stunning.

[@freedom9729]

Mhm

[@lordkittenfat]

Um, first of all, Seabird doesn't sell makeup products they sell wellness products. As a wellness brand, Seabird sells products that help you become a better you by building your confidence.

[@o4komodo]

Did you see her pants?

[@fxrxn9803]

siobhan's improvised side affects were hilarious

[@sourwitch2340]

Katie doing her best to comfort Siobhan when she was surprised about the "improvise now prompt" and then being picked as number ten! Top Twelve Anime Betrayals, that was number one.

[@boomboyo]

[improvise comment]

[@damienwonder]

[Improvise Reply]

[@hatmanharris5287]

Keighen Snavely [improvise argument against your reply]

[@damienwonder]

@@hatmanharris5287 [Improvise clever comeback]

[@StraveTube]

[improvise confusing non-sequitor to unpleasant political discourse]

[@superanimeniac]

in their defense, this time they actually got people who could improvise...these ones made me giggle.

[@davesecx]

Katie knew she was about to be fired when they filmed this and used that sadness to rule this game.

[@Naarii14]

Wait... what?

[@rotciv4ever116]

@@Naarii14 everbody an staff is fired due to new owner I think

[@MyNameIsLiamHammett]

@@rotciv4ever116 Not due to a new owner per-se - but due to their old parent company completely dropping them so they have to run on their own without the backing of a large company.

[@asuba57]

Yeah sam owns the company so now he needa to find ways to keeep them afloat

[@kayleehennig7011]

It is kinda scary how serious Katie is

[@Dreadnaught1985]

Katie is like a machine. I love her because of her soulless composure.

[@ova8311]

Im just here to see Katie comments, don't mind me.

[@roryridge4242]

C'mon Katie, leave a comment!

[@NotAustinV]

I like how it says “CollegeHumor Unscripted” in the graphic at the beginning, but the entire idea around the show is that everything is scripted.

[@gaminglegend]

good point

[@martydespot]

Well, the "Reporters" don't have the script, never read it, that's why it says "unscripted"

[@randomstranger623]

Well, scripted in the sense that they didn't know the script beforehand. Reading things for the first time is way different than reading it to prepare to say it with a straight face no matter what was in there.

[@Rakzu170]

Katie's straight face, and dry tone while just saying nonsense it is hard for everyone to not break.

[@IcyAuron]

This was already hilarious up until that point, but I lost it at "Bluetooth and blackmail functionality."

[@ss-qv6ch]

And the final one... This is nine. Oh 😂

[@Add_Infinitum]

I think the "That doesn't sound like it has anything to do with what I'm offering" at the end was the best part

[@narraticn]

katie very seriously saying “im chunky scoop” made me shut down

[@anonimouse5533]

god, i usually try and play along and i feel like I'm mostly pretty good at keeping a straight face but every time katie spoke i could not stop myself from laughing. amazing work

[@NoahGarcia]

" and suddenly you just like trump - the whole improve was GOLD

[@RuefulCenturion]

*Improv And no, it wasn't.

[@skumpkin5191]

That improv was trash my dude.

[@mranxiety9995]

You forgot the end quote

[@FlamingFoxProd]

It's odd how people keep saying that Katie doesn't laugh. She actually laughs really easily as shown in other Unscripted videos, but she's just REALLY good at stopping herself from laughing.

[@patrickhsu5582]

I love that Katie ensures not laughing by sounding out the words rather than actuallly reading them.

[@ThereAre4Lights]

Siobhan's side effects improvisation was legendary. Can you IMAGINE being Nicolas Cage for a lil bit? You might never recover

[@IceMetalPunk]

Especially if you're allergic to BEEEEESSSSSS!!!

[@ThereAre4Lights]

@@IceMetalPunk 😂😂😂 Exactly!!!!

[@francisweller839]

Siobhan, so good to see you on CollegeHumor again! I was so happy when I saw that you were writing for Rick and Morty. I could definitely pick up your influence in the show. It's great that you're doing so well for yourself, but I missed seeing you on this platform. You were always my favorite CH cast member, and Adaine is my favorite character in Fantasy High. Hope you keep succeeding at life!

[@callangray3427]

How does Katie Marovich NOT have an Oscar Yet?

[@zachryder3150]

That title though...

[@thereaper2635]

WHERE IS MY BRENNAN!!!!!!

[@muraddiab6393]

I’m actually disappointed he wasn’t in this because I knew he would’ve nailed those improvised answers.

[@rocknrollcomedyguy]

Gotta be honest i just started watching their skits and until now, Katie might've been my least favorite. HOWEVER, she made me laugh harder than anyone else in this one. Her dead straight face during this is fantastic and hilarious. Love it!

[@KHMakerD]

Katie’s too powerful for this game.

[@ArcadeEXP]

Can’t believe I’ve never seen this series. Seeing Katie break character is in my bucket list now

[@oreore949]

Siobhan represents everyone with Celiac and I just...Gods, I'm thankful for how great she is.

[@viktorberg986]

Katie is the best actor out of them, cause she didn't laugh

[@user-zv5wy8cx4x]

Wobba wobba

[@Kentrc11]

Love her resolve.

[@matthewculver5271]

Viktor Berg that’s exactly what she thinks..

[@jasonjason9270]

Matthew Culver Is she wrong?

[@conor4142]

@@user-zv5wy8cx4x Ayy JODisHere fan

[@mike2207]

The real question is: how many pre recorded videos does college humour before their remaining employees have to get 2nd jobs?

[@Pokarot]

Some already had second jobs (Grant was a server somewhere because he is / was drowning in debt).

[@poultryg3ist]

Wait, this isn’t hentai!

[@rawceleryandranch]

Yea they tricked me too

[@iamRageTheWolf]

Well spotted

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

I actually think Trapp was the best. Yes, he laughed when he wasn't doing anything, but when it was his turn to speak, he nailed it, and sounded completely natural in the process. I think only Trapp could sell completely ridiculous things as if they were normal.

[@isabellahopeferris-green2897]

Siobahn saying ‘My darlings’ makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[@falling_vega1257]

Why can I not buy Paluba? Whenever the person listens to my recordings they cannot keep themselves from violently throwing up! I’ve been sent multiple threats to stop using my Alexa as they have thrown away 4 keyboards due to all the vomit, one person actually killed themselves from spying on me!

[@RafaelNelvam]

Siobhan's list is the most effort someone put in an improvised bit in these series

[@KelpTheGreat]

Not sure if you're trying to be sarcastic or actually serious, but if it's the latter, it's really not.

[@soulfulone5407]

I like the script-to-improv format that I've seen Breaking News transition to. I like the sudden, comedic spontaneity that are given to my favorite jokesters/actors/writers!

[@misterbrick4276]

4:23 I didn’t even see the new prompt and though Katie just randomly started insulting him while still managing not to laugh

[@Scybot]

Breaking News: (is one of the best features of CollegeHumor) Me: :)

[@jmoney3b13]

Did Katie break character when she called “Pepper” Trapp?

[@sylvan44]

she called him trash, at least from the captions

[@ryanmartin6429]

Words can't explain how much I love Katie's delivery on this one.

[@tuxedobird]

I love it when they don’t expect to improvise and then start panicking.

[@vincevvn]

Katie really needs to be in movies or have her own tv show. She’s too amazing and adorable.

[@andrewreeves2085]

I want to see the 10-15 second Montage of Katie actually breaking. She is a fucking rock out there. So good

[@eilish3210]

"You're just Nicholas Cage for a little bit" is so fucking funny and so underrated

[@mystuff8602]

This made my morning! Thanks BNN team!

[@cynthiaxwangcomedy]

at 4:08 Tao is the only one who laughs at his own joke and its kind of adorable

[@X6XH3lli0n6X6]

Poor katie, so much drug-use she doesn't even feel lols anymore...

[@suryamgangwal8315]

I love how katie kept it together this whole time

[@maxaks2594]

2:44 the eye twitch as katie says hurtful sells it

[@victoriapowell2722]

Dang Katie, how in the world’d she keep that stone face throughout the whole video. Dang girl.

[@benjiwyatt8812]

They didn't appreciate Tao's password answer enough.

[@IceMetalPunk]

As a web developer, my first thought was, "The only way you can overflow a field in a database is if that website is coded absolutely shittily with 20-year-old tech."

[@electricerger]

Thanks Kate

[@niamhzanghi3953]

katie made this my favorite breaking news ever. i didnt laugh all that much but watching her was An Experience

[@lailaamell]

Katie is scary she looks like her soul is gone i am scared

[@VihaanAmbre]

I love Grant, but ngl, he adds way too many improv bits when he writes these

[@LopousLIVE]

I loved my shoutout in the end there.

[@FinalFirebrand]

The easiest way to find out which of your friends is a sociopath? Don't Break Challenges. Yes, we're looking at you Katie.

[@nakenmil]

Katie can break Trapp. That's very impressive.

[@DefinitelyFakeGrantOBrien]

How long has it been since the last time I've seen Siobhan?

[@elisef8111]

She left like 2 or so months ago

[@DefinitelyFakeGrantOBrien]

@@elisef8111 Hmm, I see.

[@romxxii]

Siobhan shows up weekly for Dimension20

[@emmanuelmuleshe6446]

I thought you guys were shut down ,so happy to see you

[@cocolime6496]

they are, they're just offloading their leftover stock

[@rishabhpb]

@@cocolime6496 these videos were also made for their streaming service which they're banking on people subscribing to.

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

Katie is unsettlingly good at these.

[@17raysplays29]

Watching Katie not laugh is incredible!

[@prismarinestars7471]

Katie sounds so depressed through this whole thing

[@emmad799]

i was reading comments and not paying attention to trapp improvising a recipe and suddenly katie yelled “DISGUSTING THAT’S DISGUSTING” and i thought she was just improvising cause that’s something she’d probably do

[@liamsmith4017]

Katie, as always, is a BEAST at these!

[@Rougecipher]

Is Katie okay?

[@Glock_Nico]

Katie would be great in a Wes Anderson movie.

[@AngelStickman]

I like how Trapp actually described a Korean fried chicken dish that entire time.

[@oxeexo6540]

WE WANT TO SEE MORE ROAST STYLE NEWS SKITS!! you've already raised the bar with Grant. Theres no turning back. Like so collage humor can see.

[@siraqualadthedope6128]

can someone explain to me the everyone eñgetting laid of rumor going around 😭im confuseddd

[@Zark-Muckerberg]

Basically CH was losing money and was going to be shut down but CCO(Sam Reich) bought it. Most of the people working at CH were then laid off(besides a few people including Brennan Lee Mulligan) because it wasn't possible to keep all the employees.

[@siraqualadthedope6128]

Zark Muckerberg so did all pur favorite people like aly ,grabt,reica,etc. lose their jobs completely ? are we still gonna see anymore videos or are there just gonna be reuploads? also thank you for the info so helpful 😂

[@feerocomics5082]

@@siraqualadthedope6128 they have 6 months worth of pre-recorded video, so that's what they're doing now. Sam encourages for the audience to go to Dropout since that's pretty much their source of income now. Also, the cast will currently be on contract instead

[@spacenerdgadgets2553]

Imagine being late This meme was made by early gang

[@dimitrijames00001]

Imagine making a meme just to

[@katharineflynncreative]

I finally can watch these videos when i'm in college!! hits different

[@ace-catel]

My gosh, Katie is incredible at keeping herself calm. She didn't even flinch after that improvise Siobhan did.

[@fbispecialagents6288]

*Katie is on the list. She has many signs of a murderer* Or she’s just German with no accent....

[@robertpotts8032]

Katie needs to be more like a tv host instead so deadpan. Her deadpan is actually TOO good is the problem.

[@ItsShatter]

Katie is on the show. Everyone else: [starts sweating]

[@clonerstive]

Katie was an absolute beast today. Massive props!!

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: Alfred Hitchcock's 'Pyscho' was the first film to show a toilet being flushed on screen.

[@bubzilla6137]

Why is this the first comment that made me laugh hysterically??? It's way down the list too, so that means something! Lol!!!! 😂🤣

[@JazzNova]

Katie has to be a serial killer!!

[@mymo_in_Bb]

Katie is so brilliant at this! And I don't just mean getting 0 points almost every time, but her stone-cold demeanour all the way through, and how she always stays in the role, and just goes with whatever happens or is on screen, is so cool!

[@thebrownlantern5504]

All the charisma in Trapp and a blackhole of emotion in katie