Who Threw Pretzels at a Couple Having Sex? | Dirty Laundry [Full Episode]

[@nanana1643]

grant was made to stand behind a bar, say one-liners, and immediately take a sip of a drink

[@Clickslyy]

my god you're so right

[@blackwingdragonmasta]

Made to? He fucking loves his job

[@FelixEvers06]

@@blackwingdragonmastaMade as in created. Doing this shit is his life's purpose lol

[@todaywithanewsprintfray]

@@FelixEvers06They do also hit him if he doesn’t.

[@LadyAhiru]

@@todaywithanewsprintfray he would also like that xd

[@katiebirdie7868]

This is an episode where you can tell they were pre-gaming HARD before the camera started rolling. And it produced gold.

[@metzli5797]

They're all friends with Grant, especially Ally, so makes sense to me lol.

[@aspersiondetergent5673]

Nah, maybe they did but that’s just how they are anyway

[@RingyDingDing]

@@aspersiondetergent5673Katie looks sloshed before round two 😂

[@robo7643]

Gumpy 😂

[@BreezusSneezus]

Lmao I hadn't really noticed, just thought everyone was being their usual silly selves, but then I read this comment and literally the next thing that happened was Ally saying "a little piddle talk" and everything clicked

[@AttractorsAltAccount]

I loved that moment when Katie threw in the towel and the game was just with 3 contestants for the rest of the episode

[@jimmyz2684]

“I can’t take it anymore man”

[@BassicallyKiyash]

Then ally leaving because their uber was here

[@RomanDaySaverTM]

cant stop laughing from this comment, ty

[@romxxii]

Katie on Breaking News: unbreakable Katie on any other show: folds like a wet rag within seconds

[@flamingarbre1284]

😂 she folds like the towel she's throwing in lmao

[@Sam-Cain]

This made me realise breaking news would be 1000% better if they got the anchors plastered beforehand. Even just for one episode.

[@katecorvidoe4003]

@@Sam-Cain theres one where theyre all baked if u havent seen it

[@raideranimator6091]

@@katecorvidoe4003”what did I just say?”

[@skylarkirby4943]

pls do u know what ep it is​@@katecorvidoe4003

[@devinvia9655]

Lily undertaking the Herculean task of trying to keep a chaotic Ally on topic

[@medixnoche]

more like sisyphean 😭😭

[@CarbonatedCondensation]

It’s both lmao

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

@@medixnoche The meme ruined Sisyphus

[@Feasco]

​@TheOneWhoIsAlwaysRight I thought it was the rock that did that

[@MG-uz5mr]

I wish she would stop yelling

[@thevoidlord1796]

I love Katie saying "I'm throwing in the towel" not only on the first question, but then she immediately followed it up by voting for someone

[@KelsomaticPDX]

Genuinely questioning if she knows what that phrase means 😅

[@emmagrace8938]

@@KelsomaticPDXmy theory is that she meant “throw my hat into the ring” 😂 it’s a much closer match to the situation and what she seemed to mean

[@MimiksYou]

i think the real answer is everyone here was just drunk as shit

[@guy_onfire]

idk i can see it meaning like. oh shes given up trying to come up with a reasonable answer and is just following everyone’s lead.

[@TheRoseAlmighty]

@@emmagrace8938THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!

[@ejasmith]

I'm glad this made it to KZbin, its one of the best ones yet. Ally took it off track immediately and it was perfect throughout

[@mayvalley]

“Katie’s stuffed the towel down her front”

[@Eliza_Stone]

Um, Actually! This was already on KZbin via Dropout Channel Membership.

[@3run632]

@@Eliza_StoneI’m pretty sure all of the questions were already online as shorts.

[@totinospizsaroll9457]

Yes ! Ally is so very funny !

[@lustforlimerence]

ally: pat benatar? ally, moments later: who's pat benatar? never change, beardsley

[@Liv_buggy]

“No, mommy respect!” Gets me every time LMAO

[@tyketo]

Lily is slaying in an UNO dress.

[@Violet-Spark]

I need to know where she got this dress it’s incredible

[@azearaazymoto461]

@@Violet-Spark Found Ally

[@Violet-Spark]

@@azearaazymoto461 I don’t get it

[@azearaazymoto461]

@@Violet-Spark Because they copied someone else's dress

[@Violet-Spark]

@@azearaazymoto461 😂😂 ok yes now I get it. Yeah I’m totally gonna copy Lily’s outfits she’s fabulous

[@Maurenriques]

By the way - Zac Oyama, famously son of Yasuhiko Ōyama and nephew of Shigeru Oyama, two world renowed karate masters and founders of World Oyama Karate Organization, sent to the United States to specifically spread the Kyokushin form of the martial art through the world.

[@b.c.9358]

Damn I just googled this and found out his dad also acted in Get Out because Jordan Peele was friends with Yasuhiko Oyama's son-in-law, Ken Marino

[@jelliejem]

First I learned Zac is from my hometown, then I learned this

[@max-nw2zf]

oh my God i thought you were joking but no

[@benvoliothefirst]

@@b.c.9358 Ken Marino must be who the Street Fighter games got "Ken Masters" from.

[@thewrongmusic5017]

​@@b.c.9358 And Zac was in a Key and Peele sketch (Judge Jessie), where he plays a karate teacher. It all connects.

[@Ramonerdna]

35:50 'I have no idea where they were' 'Having sex in the bathroom' 'They were covered in Pretzels' LOOOOOOL such good callbacks

[@MimiksYou]

patrick was quick on the draw with the pretzels bit

[@Eughwwww]

As someone who also lost my septum piercing during an awkward hook-up, and then promptly decided "I'm a new person now, I don't have a septum piercing" - I feel seen, I feel heard and I feel represented.

[@homebrewedthoughts2033]

Katie was trying to say she was throwing her hat in the ring and got it confused with throwing in the towel

[@bronco5591]

Despite having Dropout, it's always exciting when a full free EP hits KZbin

[@Isabelle-hv6ny]

Yeah I can read comments😍

[@crimsoneclipse0618]

God dropout really needs a comment section. Like I love the discord, but having a comment section just hits different.

[@sharkofjoy]

This is also how I feel about Taskmaster. Sure I can watch it air, but I always go check KZbin the next day to engage with the comments!

[@nixeleth]

"The majesty of the Redwood Forest and I put Phoebe in a headlock" *resurrects only to die again*

[@blckpnkism]

“Your vest certainly suggest you’ve met Grumpy Cat” Grant with a stray roast 😭

[@efenedick1305]

Just like a stray cat!

[@GlaciesYin]

Lily is trying her HARDEST to keep these 4 on track XD this episode is utter chaos!

[@saber1epee0]

"The UNBREAKABLE Katie Marovitch" right here, rolling around like a maniac. Absolutely hilarious

[@Raineistrans]

18:00 Patricks comment about Katie being dressed like a teacher is hilarious because everyone in this episode except Lily is dressed like one of my highschool teachers

[@loveHate1327]

Ally is dressed like a queer art teacher

[@blakewhite3131]

What subject would the Ally fit teach

[@amandajohnson3531]

​​@@blakewhite3131English. Katie is math, Patrick I feel is a science class, Zac seems like a history teacher, and Ally is an English teacher, specifically one teaching seniors.

[@IrregularityRowan]

What about Grant?

[@amandajohnson3531]

​@@IrregularityRowan I'm going with theater/music teacher. They're the only teachers I can see wearing a bow tie.

[@OliviaHenninger]

The "You are watching Dirty Laundry" came up when it was so chaotic that I thought it was a joke from the editors

[@Kriggs187]

I love Beardsly. They've got a million dollar heart, and a nickle brain. Such a great person!

[@emo6577]

I love that phrase I think I’m gonna start using that 😂

[@mannya.h.967]

Particularly when they constantly make insightful jokes and contributions to whatever they’re in, nickels can go far

[@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513]

Oh my god, they're a thembo

[@Bizzaro_Pope]

@@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513that’s genius

[@extinctsss]

@@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513 a what? Is that supposed to be a non binary bimbo?

[@sunflower_sodapop]

Ally taking a drink of lily’s drink and no one noticing except for grant is SO funny to me 😂😂

[@Deegausserr2]

I can't stop laughing about this lmao

[@4whomittolz846]

shows how good of a bartender Grant is. Even when he's drunk AF, nothing happens in his bar without him seeing it.

[@bigguyherealt]

timestamp?

[@driftingthruspace]

34:24

[@coreyyohm]

zac casually mentioning all this stuff about alabama & the locale means a lot to me because that’s where i’ve lived my whole life & he’s just NAMING IT

[@coreyyohm]

y’all are real nice for liking my little irrelevant comment .. come down my way & i’ll show y’all some southern hospitality

[@donzen9749]

Real I grew up a few miles away from Birmingham

[@jonsullivan1749]

ayyyy same! he mentioned Davenport's in a Make Some Noise bit and I said HEY I KNOW THAT PLACE

[@juliandrake6655]

The fact that Zac is married gives me so much joy, it’s weird (probably, idk) but I am glad he’s happy

[@lucas-6107]

“Pat Benatar? 🤨 “ The two words that set the whole episode into motion. Super glad this was made free more people needed to see this hahah

[@FroggyFey]

The whole story about pretending not to know his friend, especially "Hey, you got me" gave me such Gorgug vibes.

[@octodaddy1602]

This is the Dirty Laundry equivalent of releasing the Grant Breaking News episode, Dropout's about to make BANK

[@kaseyingham395]

“we know it’s not us two and we’re best friends” “i think it’s katie” 😂😂

[@dizzynlost]

“I’m good at this game, remember that” and then proceeds to do the worst out of all of them. We love you, Katie.

[@daem0nfaust]

That "Grant likes to smoke" shot was so well-made.

[@pamelam1101]

it looks so amazing too, I'd kill to try it

[@grimwolf9988]

I'd like to see an alternate version of this where they all have to tell stories to convince the others the fact is about them, and they get points for actually being chosen.

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Oooo, like "Two of These People Are Lying" but not as nerdy!

[@johnclifford369]

That's pretty much just "Would I Lie to You?" XD

[@AltName7]

@@johnclifford369 I would kill for a Brennan Lee Mulligan appearance on WILTY.

[@spencercox4092]

As a person who was Violently Drunk for their only viewing of Cats, Katie did not misspeak, and was clearly referencing the old Gumbie Cat, Jennyanydots, from the musical and film, Cats

[@kyraxx]

I love Grant's callback "There was a snack bar!"

[@j0anzi3]

"Who's Pat Benetar?" beardsley gets me every single time with that one without fail

[@wblakekimber]

It's amazing how Grant radiates such dork energy and yet he's probably fucked the most people out of everyone on the Dropout staff.

[@Joe-ix5hj]

Two words: Low. Standards.

[@gilliganinja]

Hi, I'm... fifty?

[@Joe-ix5hj]

@@gilliganinja Hi, I’m your worst fucking nightmare.

[@Joe-ix5hj]

@@gilliganinja Sentensiaanka iti ipapatay iti pagsasao dagiti kapuonanko. Sapay koma ta agtinnag kenka ti tudo ti apuy iti agnanayon.

[@wouldiwasshookspeared4087]

​​@@gilliganinja 😮 That can't be right...

[@Cottagegay]

Always hitting it out of the park with those outfits, Miss Lily 🫡

[@Raideortega]

I love how Lily just casually owned up her Daddy/Daughter kink

[@jialulol]

I love the eps where the talent have known each other for years; they're all so chaotic

[@pastelrain3207]

One of my favorite episodes of Dirty Laundry, so glad this one was posted here too!

[@lyricbot8513]

IT's so fucking good, but I just counted and realised it's been 6 months since the episode was first released and now I'm shaken by the passage of time

[@TheJRhyder]

Ally and Zac on set together is always gold

[@emptybanana2126]

17:39 biggest collective eyebrow raise in the history of collective eyebrow raises because everyone immediately thought of the worst case scenario and lily did not

[@ramenai]

29:29 bookmarking for katie being betrayed by patrick

[@G30R6E93]

Glad I found this bookmark, best scene, perfect betrayal

[@azol.6515]

I love ally and everyone’s humor they all seem just genuinely fun to be around

[@brianmorton9419]

I love how Grant is just ALL IN on Ally’s story with their Dutch tutor. Truly the most supportive friend 😂

[@eclecticdog2k901]

“Who watched a movie and ate a sandwich?” from Patrick absolutely murdered me this time around 😂😂😂

[@MustertheBrohirrim]

I wont rest until they all host their own separate game show and all guest on it

[@madihanshaw4216]

yes! full british comedy style

[@cosmicslacker]

Katie is the only one who’s hosted a show in this episode

[@kayleamity]

The comedian in question has actually mentioned it in one of their routines, but we love the response to hearing the name lmao

[@cardboard2night]

Who was it????

[@kayleamity]

@@cardboard2night It was Don Rickles

[@beek.4860]

@@kayleamity What routine? I'm so curious now.

[@bertoandon9681]

@@beek.4860^What they said and a time stamp would be great

[@TheGeneral93114]

Fun fact: if you start drinking at the beginning of this episode, you will continuously match the cast’s energy throughout as they get more and more drunk with you! (I write this as I stumble into my bathroom to throw up)

[@bear-mags6840]

Always wondered why Zac was my favorite amongst the crew and always assumed it had something to do with his humor or bits. But no turns out it was some primeval sense of being a fellow Alabamian.

[@mythman30]

i actually had a french class in grade 7 where suddenly every kid was horrendously behaved for some reason, we had the same group of kids for all classes in middleschool and i have no idea why but french class just brought out the worst behavior in every single person there, i spent almost the entire year shooting paperclips into the ceiling tiles with an elastic cause no work would actually happen cause all the kids were just screaming and running around all class every day, the principal was called to that class like once a week. i remember one time where like 75% of the class got sent into the hallway at once, someone put glue all over the teachers computer chair, the teacher ended up crying like once a month it was fucked

[@ithalaine]

French class grade 8 was very much like that for us too, the problem kids just turned it up to 11 and everyone else followed suit. To this day counting to 3 is the only French I know

[@BalthorYT]

Honestly, probably because it was French specifically. Such a useless language to have in the curriculum, and the more disconnected a student feels with what they're being asked to do, and notices their peers feel the same as well, the more they'll just stop caring and do whatever.

[@chlorophyllheart]

I had a similar experience but with German class in primary school. I think students just think oh it's a foreigner, so they have no respect. Same with substitute teachers.

[@guaposneeze]

I'm glad Katie Marovitch is still around. She seems nice. But also if you heard she died chasing a pretty butterfly absentmindedly into traffic, you wouldn't be shocked.

[@Luunalou]

23:25 Them pointing to the scores above their shoulders when they're already displayed on the bottom is giving such chaotic energies from them and the editiors both lmao

[@thetrashmammal7389]

"who did I copy this outfit from" Don't lie Beardsley, you definitely ripped that Bar for Bar off Christian Slater's character from Heathers.

[@crazysasha1374]

I think Zac's story of put a guy who was about to beat up a cop in a choke hold is made even funnier by the fact that the last short/clip of him I saw was in D20 his PC (Gorgug, absolutely done) going "Do you have a fucking warrant" then oinking at him as the cop character leaves.

[@radiant97_]

I'm glad more people will get to experience this absolute trainwreck of an episode. No rails to be found.

[@IrregularityRowan]

Slick cement

[@vexorian]

Okay I've watched this three times already thanks to google's algorithm but it's such an iconic riot. Zac constantly going "yeah this is something i would do" Beardsley being Beardsley Katie "throwing the towel" And MOMMY RESPECT

[@jedinxf7]

i want to know how Zac managed to be from Alabama but is also Mas Oyama's nephew lol those are very hard facts to square

[@dwan7791]

It’s kind of a funny story that Zac has told before. Mas Oyama wanted to spread his karate to the US so he sent some of his students to open schools in different regions of the US. One went to the eastern US to New York city, one went to the central US to Chicago, one went to the west in San Francisco, and one went to the south to Birmingham Alabama. 😂

[@AsmrAmurana]

I need you all to believe me when I say Alabama is so much more Alabama than you can possibly picture. I understand Zac SO much more now that I know he, too, has escaped.

[@ThePoodle]

I'm right next door state wise and am terrified

[@3starsburningbright]

@@ThePoodle same lol

[@arsontime34]

my god the chaos in this episode is unparalleled

[@mynos]

I have not watched even five seconds and it was, very obviously, Katie Marovitch.

[@geesegoose96]

pat benatar is QUAKING

[@benvoliothefirst]

She are young, no one can tell us she's wrong.

[@sherkshen]

thanks for another free episode! really appreciate it and can't wait to watch it 💗 the list of guests is excitinggg

[@matthewkondziela6733]

One of the best episodes of the season! Yes I will rewatch this on youtube.

[@salvagedude625]

"that's crazy" the absolute delivery of this

[@josiahlikestodance]

Watching this show makes me want to drink because of Grant’s presentation on his drinks.

[@Dustinlove102]

19:31 "mommy issues.." "No, mommy RESPECT" 😂😂😂

[@Unalochy]

Yes! Katie needs to be on this show more often! I want more crazy childhood stories! ❤

[@crystalhyuga5679]

That first question gives you so much insight to a person we will never see or meet. Even if they were her worst class i guarantee she misses their shenanigans

[@zackhennings7295]

One of my favorite episodes of Dirty Laundry ever! What a create cast, what an atmosphere. Pure chaos and comradery.

[@FlavorTown9088]

everyone else missing Katie saying 69/9 is 9?

[@HerbaMachina]

Nah, I caught that clear as day, 69/9 is actually 7 and 2/3rds in exact form or 7.666.... Repeating

[@caspermcgonagle1532]

I thought she meant it as a joke

[@A_RealFantasy]

Timestamp: 2:56 - 3:00

[@fangthunderdragon]

its so fun when the contestants have been friends for years

[@chickenmaster3879]

28:05 It's a good thing Zac stepped in to continue the wrong name joke lol

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

After years of Um Actually, Game Changer, and Breaking News, the idea of giving the winner a prize surprised me more than it should have

[@theJakal137]

props to whoever had to edit this

[@katiegrossman2338]

Ally revealing that they’ve run out of gas more than 20 times is absolutely insane to me cause whenever my tank goes down to a quarter I go and fill up as much as I can afford.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

yesss this is my favorite episode of dirty laundry

[@emo6577]

This episode had strong 3AM in a warehouse vibes 😂

[@bradleybruvva3021]

My mom and I pretended not to know each other for months when we worked at Whole Foods. The store wasn’t open yet, was brand new, we were not sure if they allowed family to work together. I think it was months before we finally told someone and then it spread like crazy.

[@sinneria]

Did you get fired?

[@MSte21]

Wow, I barely recognized Ally at first. T's been working for them.

[@dsklizzle]

Any guesses on who the comedian at 27:11 is? I’m thinking Don Rickles since he was on the show multiple times

[@nickgotvyak5890]

From the videos I found my guess is Robin Williams

[@dragonbowlsupper]

Another commenter guessed Don Rickles

[@joshuaburns4892]

poor guy. work with older people. happens all the time

[@ColdCarts]

I could swear he was saying Dane Cook, but two of you seem to think the last name had 2 syllables so now I'm doubting myself.

[@CptPanda29]

Bill Murray?

[@beckhydda]

dropout is the one subscription based service I could not live without

[@ldragon8480]

lily's face as Ally describes that outfit. Gold.

[@nixeleth]

"Piddle talk." *dies*

[@GingerBreadSed]

If this doesn’t make you get Dropout, I don’t know what will

[@joeyspears6346]

When Lilly and Grant inevitably run out of secrets to sneak in about theirselves, I think they should both just enter things that were weird dreams they had but phrase it like it really happened, no matter how outlandish. Then everyone is annoyed and disappointed at the reveal and explanation every time✨

[@lightningbolt9155]

Okay just that title made me cackle lmao

[@catpowers6316]

The pause and muttering between "I've been drinking all day..." and "...Next" was magnificent at 22:35; in the edit or as delivered this was great

[@stan_nonna]

Love Zac and Ally's friendship. (Episode spoilers) Ally starting a "piddle" fight over the cocktail set had me rolling 😭

[@TheSamuelCish]

It really sounds like Katie's parents were trying hard to release her into the wild.

[@cbarton1414]

Ally Beardsley: Trans Icon

[@TheCocothunda]

I was once saved by a man in the sea on the surfboard, my dad did not notice I drifted a mile over

[@TheCocothunda]

But my savior was nice and had great volume control

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

This is a reminder that Zac Oyama comes from several generations of martial artists 😂

[@oopsie3415]

omg it's so fun to try to read them. patrick is giving away so many hints, that's incredible

[@solodolotrevino]

27:08 RIP Don Rickles but I feel like he'd do that. Like marking his territory

[@freezemyheaddootcoom]

Omfg I think you are correct. Actually I'm completely confident it was Don Rickles. The true dirty laundry owner!

[@Fanthomas1742]

thats my guess as well. His mind was sharp but he was very old when he was on the late show

[@genevieve1832]

one of the best episodes ever-absolutely top tier combination of players, oh my god 😂😂

[@AM-zo3mk]

I was lookin for something to watch, bestest timing ever!

[@zdruck0717]

Just a perfect cast to bring to the youtube channel.

[@pigeonking500]

I think this is my third time watching this episode and I’m not mad, it’s a great one

[@JohnstersInc]

i'm all in favour of grant and zac instinctively doing chicago accents just because

[@An_Urban_Nerd]

I love that Lilly had to shush them to do the intro and closing 🤣

[@missmollymedia]

THIS DRESS - THIS DRESS IS EVERYTHINGGGGGG 👏💗✨