Dirty Laundry Full Episode [Vic Michaelis, Raphael Chestang, Ryan Creamer, Carolyn Page]

[@regrettablemuffin9186]

I love dirty laundry because everyone is trying to convince everyone that the secrets couldn’t possibly belong to them and then there’s Grant playing an entirely different game where he wants to be accused of anything

[@havcola6983]

Can't blame him. Being seen as "the quirky one" in a group is a remarkably easy source of renewable attention.

[@novaaurorajade6914]

Imma be completely honest I only watch for grant I freaking love him he is hilarious!!!!

[@FHGryphonIRL]

@@novaaurorajade6914 same lol

[@younghex9577]

And that's why we all love grant

[@kaseybennett7415]

​@@havcola6983 bro that's deep

[@ethanhorn6093]

Ryan: "I am famously a piss boy" Raph: "But it could be Carolyn because she's wearing yellow."

[@jodi106]

I love how fast Raf went from "Oh shit" to *"On a laptop???"*

[@LoganWH8]

“Will you be honest right now, was it a Pickle Rick?” Is such a great addition to the conversation.

[@Blue-wz5um]

ryans insistence on being like "ohr you are all after me because you think im the pissboy whos the pissboy now" when he was the first one to call himself a pissboy in the episode is real pissboy behavior Edit: he wasn't first to say it but he did immediately agree with it so I think my point still stands

[@GaleTheSpark]

Wait, wasn't Carolyn the first one to call him a pissboy?

[@Blue-wz5um]

@@GaleTheSpark oh dang you're right I just went back to the part. I guess my brain just thought he called himself one first bc of his immediate confirmation "oh yeah true it is hard to defend when you're notoriously a pissboy"

[@mloxard]

@@GaleTheSpark That's right! But - unfortunately you didn't say Um, actually, so I won't give you this point.

[@BrownTreeFrogCollectorv]

It’s like fart in a jar martin

[@mirjamk]

Okay, but can we take a moment to appreciate Lily's look in this episode? The outfit, the hair, the GLOVES???

[@tychoderkommentator2989]

She brings it every time

[@joshbuchanan8541]

she painted her face to look as pale as possible

[@nikkorocksalot5254]

The gloves!!!

[@FishoD]

Except that her face is visibly different shade than the rest of her body. Quite a fumble for the makeup artist...

[@madelynedwards4020]

It’s the necklace for me!

[@SCMabridged]

Grant secretly being sponsored by that "one company that makes Pineapple Amaro".

[@fightmonkey4750]

Vic having a real life five nights at freddys' experience is pretty wild. Glad they survived the night to tell the story.

[@FuzzyStripetail]

There was nothing slicker than Ryan wearing a rain slicker to a first date while also subsequently and purposefully making it rain in his pants.

[@crimsoneclipse0618]

I really love how Grant always has a one liner monologue to open up his stories.

[@atakiri]

I, who chooses not to drink alcohol, am so touched that there's a non-alcoholic drink option right at the front of the video. Most shows wouldn't aclnowledge that

[@basementdwellercosplay]

A fellow teetotaler

[@lextalk925]

Congrats fellow sober neticen!

[@velonia3574]

@@lextalk925congratulations on being sober!!!

[@jakealghul2051]

Cringe

[@adamsmasher9769]

​@@jakealghul2051get a life jake

[@VeteranVandal]

Raph is very good at this game tbh. All his reasoning is somewhat sound and he read people mostly correctly. It's actually impressive.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

Ryan being referred to as a pissboy is so funny without context

[@sharkofjoy]

I went to urban dictionary to see if it was a thing and surprisingly it doesn't even have an entry. But I still don't know what they are talking about.

[@LakeVermilionDreams]

I was just going to ask aloud "Hey, isn't Lily supposed to have secrets sprinkled in here?" and then... "Well, here's the story..."!

[@bottompercy]

Fr 😂

[@GaleTheSpark]

Lily: Does it have your byline on it? Raph: Probably Me: *immediately googles it* Oh hey, look, it does!

[@lng2750]

Wow a cocktail set?? I think the season 1 prizes were socks 😂 That's a nice upgrade!! Thanks for the full episode CH 🧡

[@m4a44]

Dirty socks? :P

[@Spiritoftherain]

Dirty laundry socks and dirty laundry wine. They gave this show a bigger budget!

[@ziwuri]

@@Spiritoftherain ...and the cocktail set is available in their merch store.

[@pyuraii]

"i'm looking for a relationship. that seems like a red flag." "...that's not what grant and i are looking for."

[@Pr0zimity]

Vic is a menace I always get so pumped when they're in a video

[@covertpetersen2573]

Shit did I work with Vic at Halloween haunt in Toronto in like 2008-2009 and not realize until this episode?

[@annabeatrizzimmermann7708]

bro the boyfriend who uses tinder on a computer that is not even his really wasn't working with a full deck of cards, like c'mon this is insane lol

[@charlotte.e.s]

“the way your setting this up, it could be a rom com, it could be a horror movie” (4:23) i feel like that’s the vibes of every single one of these stories

[@randomcomrade6826]

I have never once heard a normal story about a hamster.

[@amfate]

Grant and his drinks is something I will always look forward to

[@mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373]

these people's lives are so damn interesting XD. Like dude I'd be proud to have secrets even half as fun as these

[@rinocorn_]

I think its more so they are good storytellers, you probably have some great ones, you just got to tell them in an interesting way

[@Astrollthroughthelibrarypod]

As someone who grew up in Maryland and got my first drivers license there, I can confirm that Maryland is its own thing. The guy who took my drivers license photo was clearly high and spoke only through “beeps and boops” for my entire (multiple-hours-long) experience.

[@ellaveysel1041]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A FULL EPISODE OF DIRTY LAUNDRY FOR SO LONGGG YESS

[@lincolnlu9869]

They're on Dropout... Like right there

[@jellorbs495]

@@lincolnlu9869 some of us are broke :(

[@Lonely_Raven_666]

​@@lincolnlu9869 it costs lots of money that most ppl don't have

[@BontrasSnide]

28:12 No because I got an ad about sautéing beef RIGHT after she asked if the person who burned the eye would take a sip of their drink. KZbin is FOUL with that one.

[@LunaBeth97]

The irony of me needing to get up and pee while Ryan's explaining his story😂

[@TheBrianJ]

Raph: "So then yeah, Shaq shows up and gives the guy his motorcycle." Lily: "Was he happy when Shaq got there?" Raph: "EVERYBODY is happy when Shaq gets there! If Shaq walked in right now, we'd all be happy!" Truly one of the greatest exchanges in Dropout history.

[@PatchworkPS]

This story is a goldmine. "If you're gonna be a fake cop, wear a real vest" and the line about biker groups were my highlights of the episode

[@Corgi6725]

It’s cool they have a non-alcoholic cocktail now too!!

[@chrischrischrischris5174]

"it's strong, it's rich, it's assertive, it's sweet, this drink is everything i wish i was as a man" anyone else think 3 out of 4 ain't bad? I'd let grant charm me into buying $4 worth of stuff at a cvs any day

[@EndTheEnding]

I already subbed for dropout (the streaming service, not the stud next door), but still can’t resist rewatching the whole thing here for a second time. So captivatingly entertaining. Please make more. Also can we get more seasons of Rank Room and Paranoia please? I also loved those

[@juliofuentes6854]

yes, please, they were such good shows

[@jessehammer123]

I NEED more Rank Room!

[@bruhkakke]

YES, i love watching paranoia while i smoke

[@Adamdidit]

Good luck with the dude next door

[@Not_A_Big_Fan]

One liner into Monologue is a true combo, Grant has the technique perfected

[@sharksuperiority9736]

It wild that someone was allowed to get their driver’s licence photo taken in costume. Like, her in Canada you aren’t even allowed to smile, you have to look depressed so people can recognize you neutrally

[@thanatos3505]

Just googled the Reese Witherspoon story and yeah it's still there and Raph's name is on the byline lol

[@noerartnoe]

One I found with his name had been corrected to say "on 20", though. The majority of the *rest* of the first page of the google search, however, still said "20mph" - which I presume we can blame him for.

[@biggusriggus7693]

If Ryan the guy who posted the wholesome videos on The Hub of like "cleaning the casting couch"

[@threeheadedmountaindew]

i'm pretty sure it is! i remember the name Ryan Creamer 😂

[@dropout]

The very same!

[@anabsolnamednyx899]

Do you happen to have a link? Asking for a friend

[@biggusriggus7693]

@three headed mountain dew I knew it! Always had a good laugh whenever screen grabs of the thumbnails for different videos would pop up. so many cliché video prompts flipped to wholesome fun

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

thanks for the full episode of dirty laundry, collegehumor!

[@R-SXX]

OVERKILL

[@cachacinha1378]

Lily Du is always so gorgeous in this series, please let us know what Lily's wearing in each episode!!! This dress is gorgeous!!!!!

[@BarrelRider2763]

I love lily's outfits. So extravagant.

[@rebbyberard8150]

As a Marylander I am so glad I chose to watch this episode because I do feel represented by the MD and DC stories

[@calumhouston3308]

You could see the worry in Ryan's eyes when he mentioned how the last group he told the story to immediately changed everyone's opinion of him was going to happen again.😅

[@meilaoshi9439]

They work with Grant, he need not worry.

[@arieltallen5732]

This is officially my favorite college humor show

[@catfoodzplz]

20:34 vic’s face rn I can’t, its so funny

[@SolarFlareAmerica]

Grant thinking the divorce papers foreplay was hot is just... *chef's kiss*

[@aellalee4767]

Bomb threats are most often around finals. Serious ones I don't know, but as an ex university security person, we were told to expect bomb threats around finals if there were any.

[@schist7867]

Grants cocktails seem like he read a book one time. 😂

[@irokoalien]

Cackling at Grant getting to half-mast talking about the logistics of divorce-fucking

[@amelia3146]

Some of these literally made me gasp when I heard them & the stories/explanations after rarely made it better 😭

[@M_Montalvão]

Lily out here dazzling like a right dame from the 1920s

[@Greg-vq9tu]

The hamster bit really got me 😂😂😂

[@St4rZworld]

Same

[@JKMeZmA]

Love this series, long may it continue!!

[@Arixandrine]

Can't believe he entered a cab with pissed pants

[@liltiger3]

“On a laptop!?” Raph oh my god!

[@artoocase]

having just finished reading about the history of tiki/hawaiian bars in the US and coming to watch this episode to see grant referring to my exact rabbit hole of research was magical

[@HelgaCavoli]

I LOOOOOOVE Raph's laugh! 😂 I miss him at the News videos.

[@aqueelkadri8371]

College humor is like the gift that keeps on giving. Thank you But goddamn now I need the dropout subscription even more....don't tell em

[@k1tkat-kate]

As Vic started their story about being a Halloween monster performer, i was 100% sure that story was gonna be like 'oh me and this other employee who was dressed like a convict accidentally locked ourselves in this building' lol NOPE! 😂

[@Tesla-Cannon]

These episodes remind me everyone else's life is so much more interesting than mine lol

[@datafoxy]

I love Raph's laugh.

[@Kosen66]

Love dirty laundry. I have drop out but I just wanted to back up the cast on the algorithm. Y'all are doing good work

[@Sheamu5]

I wish the app had comments tbh

[@MotaShotta]

This is really the best Dropout show since Game Changer

[@sabriel_]

dirty laundry is one of my fav CH shows and i have a big gay crush on lily every time i love her outfits and i vote she gets an entire massive outfit budget a la Met Gala bc she always looks so good

[@boyflux]

That mac nut liqueur is so good! Unfortunately a roommate of mine was dating a sneaky alcoholic. He got a taste for it and then tried to water it down to cover up his indiscretion.

[@ScarletMagus]

I would pay almost any amount of money to have Grant make me drinks. God that looks good.

[@salt-emoji]

The chemistry or whatever you might call it between grant and Carolyn is 🙌🙌

[@MollyChristie-Miller-c9v]

the host of this show always looks so different in every episode I watch but she looks great in all her looks

[@irregularlyregularly]

I am shocked and disappointed that nobody called it his "pegkle" instead of a pickle

[@cleorobins5878]

“…she was hit by a car traveling at 20 mph, Santa Monica Police confirmed to Entertainment Tonight.…” lol

[@captainwolf3805]

I'm not gonna lie, i guessed grant for almost all of them...

[@pirimi]

Lily's outfit is everything and more

[@AdrianaRodriguez-ei9kt]

this episode was exclusively for me, thank you, lily.

[@fivefinger_deathpunch]

36:17 ok so in my 4th grade class we had bomb threats deadass every week to the point that we would just be hiding with the lights off still being taught 😂

[@misteraskman3668]

Vic trurly runs the full spectrum of "let me tell you, one time…"

[@Bobberation]

That drink actually sounds amazing and I will never buy the ingredients for it

[@giantred]

"That's his f**k pickle" xD

[@SkilesHasFun]

I love that Ryan has embraced his reputation as a "notorious piss boy"

[@thenightranger987]

You can’t convince me that the last thing in that cocktail set isn’t a sex toy

[@todaywithanewsprintfray]

It’s a muddler, but I suppose you Could use it for other purposes if you’re wrong.

[@andy_siz]

No flared bottom, do not insert

[@jeffolson4803]

Lily is STUNNING today wow

[@JGerrity]

8:25 Dude played pickleball. Trophies of pickles for pickleball are not uncommon… …sounds like he also enjoys a bit of cornhole, too. Hi-yoooooo!

[@Thelasthairbender0615]

8:09 not my phone freezing right after the pickle, on Vic’s face 😂

[@dapawta]

As SOON as Caroline said, "the next day" I Knew. I immediately KNEW that that shit was on purpose. Maybe they're not airing it, for legal purposes. But it was on purpose

[@jessehammer123]

Are you referring to the eye-burning story?

[@anabsolnamednyx899]

@@jessehammer123 I believe so

[@florianbontemps9472]

What purpose, I'm confused

[@mash9415]

@@florianbontemps9472 same, confused. is it that she said it was accidental?

[@WorldsUnhealthiestFitPerson]

I think they mean the boyfriend was "on Tinder" specifically to cause a big scene that would then result in a big declaration with the flowers and whatnot. So the laptop bit is what sounds on purpose. I can kinda see that, but yeah, not a guy playing with a full deck.

[@mattwcheese2045]

Everyone's Happy when Shaq shows up!

[@rogamu7531]

Finally! I've been so excited to watch more!

[@IlGreven]

That Reese Witherspoon story is in fact still up on ET's website with Raph's name in the byline...

[@malkeus6487]

Ryan, I share your pain. Every drink will soon be followed by a bathroom break. Kidney bros! Where's the bathroom?

[@seb612schuth]

This show is pretty well elaborated

[@talonleuco]

As a Marylander, I have never heard a more accurate description of Maryland.

[@dcipleofthed]

Lily is dripping in style as always!

[@anastasiaharder6586]

This is also perfect because I am currently actually doing my laundry

[@strangeity]

Are the Dirty Laundry socks from the early episode prizes ever gonna be merch? They made the cocktail set merch!! Gimme those funky socks!!!

[@dapawta]

How old is Grant, 28 or smt? Grant really sat here and said, *slaps hood of car:* You can pack so much fucking into these 28 years

[@evierae3182]

No he’s like mid thirties I think, surprisingly

[@dapawta]

@@evierae3182 OMFG HE ISSSSSS Just googled it, he's apparently 36 y/o. No fucking waaaaaaaayyyyyy

[@mloxard]

36

[@havcola6983]

Dude is the kind of actor who would get cast in high school dramas well into his 40s

[@ese.amador]

​@@havcola6983 he looks old asf

[@MinscArendia]

Vic is absolutely everything I want out of a partner. They seem like such a genuinely lovely person and are gorgeous to boot.

[@CarbonatedCondensation]

32:04 as someone from Maryland, he isn’t really wrong lmao. There are a ton of different people here

[@slyphknttdotdotdot637]

I can die now, they posted another dirty laundry full episode AAAAAAAAAAAA

[@kevinacapps]

Just re-subbed to binge watch this entire series.

[@_Woo]

"Who almost got shot while trying to impersonate a cop" Everyone conciously NOT looking at the black guy.

[@heavenssentme]

13:48 this is the plot of good time (2017) lol

[@jingbot1071]

This episode is the sole reason I know macadamia nut liqueur is amazing

[@abcdefg2120]

Which side of the pencil though? That story could either be a slightly gross anecdote or a serial killer origin story depending on whether she went in with the point or the eraser.

[@AnjinThomas]

The piss story is so funny knowing Lily has her own version from another episode