Combating Religious Fanaticism with Communist Propaganda

Might have exaggerated a little bit here.
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[@johnshopkins5804]

*deletes all social media accounts* *sells all possessions* *says goodbye to all friends and family* *travels to remote Tibet to live as a hermit* *one day a pigeon arrives* *pigeon carries a note* SHEN YUN 5000 YEARS OF CIVILIZATION REBORN

[@nehcooahnait7827]

Shen… wtf 🙄

[@Ribbons0121R121]

wha

[@chrisgorsich6066]

What if they put a g after the o in Poland. That would be funny

[@samt3412]

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[@lethelow1722]

yes

[@AabluedragonAH]

Finally enough Passion Orange Guava for me

[@tero5351]

pretty pog ngl

[@MyVanir]

Kekistan: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!"

[@nitrocharge2404]

The only true way to combat religious extremists is with economic extremists, a tale as old as time

[@storytimewithjeff]

Yes lets fight napalm with nuclear fire

[@galvanizeddreamer2051]

I don't see how, I seem to be doing fine as a Laissez-faire capitalist fundamentalist-Protestant-Christian.

[@johnyboy228]

@@galvanizeddreamer2051 wtf

[@connorconnor1631]

@@galvanizeddreamer2051 beyond saving

[@homeopathicfossil-fuels4789]

I'd back you up on the statement but growing up with a clerical fascist who unironically thought corporatism is a good idea and that queers aren't bad as a mother and it is hard for me to actually follow it. I'm a practicing zen buddhist but also quite diehard into Marxist historical and economical analysis. Both are seen as extremes within the religious and political spectrum. The more correct and complete statement would be: "Fight crazy with crazy" because outside of the US religion and politics are less intertwined. Much to the delight of people who care about basic human rights. Edit: Also fits because Maoists are absolutely crazy nutcases, ran into one IRL at a political meeting once and it was the loudest and most disruptive thing to ever happen at any of those meetings.

[@jaded_burgher9702]

I love the idea of children screaming communist propaganda at fanatics. It’s just an amazing thought. Like the internet, but with more reality and less redditors.

[@maxsnowdude2034]

This is so true lmao

[@storytimewithjeff]

Based!

[@metalbotanist6730]

Communism is just like religion in my opinion.

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

@@metalbotanist6730 It is as close to being a religion as Capitalism is :P

[@Thomas_Varnell]

@Night Driver Reddit is full of people who think they’re socialists, but are really just welfare capitalists

[@_Morph1ne_]

“The red sun must illuminate Taiwan” I’m dead 😂😂💀

[@recordkeepingandinformatio8206]

*saffron skies raise the blazing sun* *a chance encounter, awkward displays* *one day, my love, we'd be as one*

[@bitcidic]

@@recordkeepingandinformatio8206 holy shit please no

[@certifiedpossum8655]

Can we talk about his Chinese pronunciation? That's pretty spot on

[@serenitii3557]

It was so much better than what i expected

[@metadragon7500]

One of the only channels that doesn’t butcher everything. Felt nice.

[@kevynlub2655]

did he take classes or something?

[@sabrinacarper3187]

Yeah its pretty good! It doesn't sound like he's fluid but it does sound like he's taken classes

[@warrior6633]

@@kevynlub2655 i think he did

[@kirannrover9731]

4:26 After living in Taiwan for 12 years, I can confirm that if you said this to me, it would immediately get me to leave you alone.

[@gwydionrusso3206]

[Angry CCP reeeing]

[@wabc2336]

>living in Taiwan for 12 years >not born in Taiwan >Second biggest party in Taiwan considers Taiwan as China and wants closer ties to China >Taiwanese government considers Taiwan as China >Taiwan is officially The Republic of China Tbf most Taiwanese are probably not communist (not in favor of the red sun) but it is not necessarily a widespread opinion that Taiwan is not China. I have met two Taiwanese teachers in the USA, one said Taiwan is China, the other said no. And the one who said no, was picked to come here by the US government.

[@Pharozos]

@@wabc2336 China belongs to Taiwan. Not the other way around.

[@MemeFlavoredJam]

@@Pharozos Based

[@belluh-1huey102]

@@Pharozos Taiwan is the original China

[@SirMatthew]

Imagine showing this to a 1960s American

[@storytimewithjeff]

Imagine showing a 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLA 250 to a 1960s American

[@SirMatthew]

Storytime With Jeff sometimes I forget that's my username

[@zoomerpanda3215]

based on the title, you already know this will be great.

[@vivienpang6625]

Especially when you don’t even know WHAY half the words mean

[@storytimewithjeff]

Good to know I'm getting better at clickbait lmao

[@zoomerpanda3215]

Storytime With Jeff lmao keep it up xD

[@chair547]

Who hasn't pretended to be a communist to avoid interactions with religious people

[@storytimewithjeff]

Ben Sanspiro

[@disastrousdwarf]

@Storytime With Jeff Perhaps

[@comradeviper4054]

Wait you have to pretend?

[@katanah3195]

It's a lot of fun. My neighborhood gets door to door preachers occasionally, I may or may not have once answered the door to them in a hat with a communist symbol on the front, a red bathrobe, and absolutely nothing else.

[@huntergman8338]

Not me because I can have a conversation with a religious person. And not a communist, and I would argue are far worse.

[@possumlydia]

Oh my god NYC has an insane amount of Falun Gong followers, especially my borough. I've lived here long enough to know how to avoid the right areas

[@storytimewithjeff]

Yea I remember visiting flushing and seeing them everywhere

[@West_Coast_Gang]

Dang

[@AW-wg5zp]

Yo real shit, I applaud you for you're knowledge of the Chinese Scientology. The Falun Gong were once responsible for my friend's grandma dying due to rejecting modern medical treatment.

[@AabluedragonAH]

As a second generation Chinese-American, thank you I had a massive chuckle I’ll keep this strat in mind

[@AabluedragonAH]

According to my parents, the first phrase was good but the rest had some diction errors

[@cameronalemand5682]

“Someone to better spend your money on than a guy who makes ms paint animations instead of actually contributing to society” - I think I speak for everyone here when I say that you most certainly contribute to society and are making it a safer, better place

[@storytimewithjeff]

Thank you! That definitely wasn't the intention of the channel but I guess it's a welcome biproduct lol

[@cameronalemand5682]

Storytime With Jeff the best things in life are the unexpected things lmao

[@TBGHydreigon]

"I have a general policy with road trips, namely I don't go on them if they're longer than two hours" Oh boy, just be happy you don't live in Texas...

[@storytimewithjeff]

I lived in the Midwest for a bit and I could not stand having to drive for so long to get anywhere lmao

[@appa609]

or Canada

[@henryatkinson1479]

The title alone tells me this will be brilliant. EDIT: glorious KV-2

[@storytimewithjeff]

Soviet bias is real change my mind lmao

[@DialecticRed]

Some say one day, Bus will move to a park of his own, and continue the cycle once more

[@storytimewithjeff]

I think he'd be living up in the trees honestly

[@biscuitboy4782]

Just ask for people to apply to be the discord moderators, trust me all the try hard discord mods will instantly appear, and I can confirm this because I used to be a discord mod for a KZbinr’s discord Edit: just make sure you have someone who knows a lot about modding a discord server (especially a KZbinr discord) to help you review all the mod applications, because tons of fans who don’t know how to mod will apply and I can say from experience trying to tech them to mod isn’t easy, especially when the server is new

[@storytimewithjeff]

Hey! Would u mind helping me get started with it? If you're busy with your other servers you don't have to stick around forever...

[@biscuitboy4782]

Storytime With Jeff ok I’ll help out, you can dm me on reddit and we can start from there, all the info for that is in my channel info (I don’t have insta or I’d just message you there)

[@epicpersonification]

I wonder if Jeff has studied Mandarin; his chinese pronunciation is 👌 - dude even knew the proper cadence.

[@naphxing]

agreed.

[@Hensley_Jb]

My bus driver drove us to the wrong track once and we had an extra hour on a tight ass bus

[@storytimewithjeff]

Maybe they know each other lmao

[@dylannix4289]

Crazy contrast on this side of the Atlantic. Bus rides were always the best part of excursions. So whenever we were given the choice between staying in the Netherlands or going to Belgium, Germany, Austria, or France. Most people chose France or Austria because they were further away and simply more fun

[@tofuholland6145]

Deng Xiaoping -> Communist never have I laughed harder in my life

[@jakes1566]

Modern China is my favorite classless and stateless society

[@christianmorales8978]

Jake S “but guys seriously we should try communism again it hasn’t been tried enough”

[@techissus7449]

@@christianmorales8978 this but unironically

[@christianmorales8978]

@@techissus7449 you're an actual moron you dont establish a dictatorship to "give power to the people" and then expect it to give up its power to create some fucking utopia

[@techissus7449]

@@christianmorales8978 socialism has never claimed to be utopian, do you even know how it has functioned in the past?

[@5gonza541]

4:55 I bet she was like, “I thought I was the only extremist here” XDDDD

[@cudelalex9238]

Jeff, you want to stream Minecraft?

[@storytimewithjeff]

Yea! I've been practicing my speedruns lmao

[@CassietheReal]

You guys are pretending?

[@lailanashir604]

Have you ever thought about how bullshit it is to PAY to even fill out the CSS profile from CollegeB? They even make you sign that they are not responsible if the website gets hacked and you lose all your precious info or even that they are not responsible for anything that happens to you from filling it out

[@storytimewithjeff]

Jeez I don't think I ever read the entire disclaimer thing. That's awful

[@enzoqueijao]

This was a pretty unexpected turn of events. I was expecting more of the soviet kind of communism, but having some chinese communism was a welcome and exciting surprise. Personally, I think Soviet Russia has been extremely overused as a meme; glad to see you tried to change things up a bit.

[@scoobster0123]

Yo this vid is so poggers, thanks for the content Jeff

[@zoomerpanda3215]

Skewmetric pogger univerisity by dental pruger?

[@storytimewithjeff]

BASED!

[@alexiswetzel8389]

Your videos have a sort of sam O’ Nella academy vibe and I absolutely love it

[@voicelessscooby]

I just found your channel awhile ago and I already love it! Keep up the great content!

[@storytimewithjeff]

Thanks for the support!

[@voicelessscooby]

@@storytimewithjeff No problem!

[@mahiruhanayo]

1:34 me playing i spy with my friend at the louvre

[@storytimewithjeff]

I thought it was the damn cheems frame for a second lmao

[@hxlium3948]

I live in NYC (specifically Queens) and when I was in Flushing (predominately Chinese area) and holy shit, I saw so many Falun Gong stands and shit. Thank god I wasn’t approached by them because I’m too awkward for that shit man.

[@storytimewithjeff]

Yea I remember seeing them all over the place when I visited flushing! Especially near that big shopping mall area (?) that has restaurants at the top

[@dazingarctic7873]

yeah the other day there was a huge anti CCP march, which the CCP is bad, their motivations are too

[@amerifatcheeseburger]

3:00 “In December 2018, a non-governmental tribunal known as the China Tribunal, chaired by British barrister Sir Geoffrey Nice KC, concluded "unanimously, and sure beyond reasonable doubt-that in China forced organ harvesting from prisoners of conscience has been practiced for a substantial period of time involving a very substantial number of victims."[12][13] China eventually admitted that it had engaged in systematic organ harvesting from death row prisoners,[7] though it denies that such an organ harvesting program is ongoing.” Wikipedia. So yeah they are organ harvesting silly billy

[@krackencrusader403]

Goner is truly a legend of the highest degree.

[@Shlant]

Bus is the hero that we needed, but never expected to help.

[@darklizard45]

4:05 I didn't expected that.

[@storytimewithjeff]

She didn't either lmao

[@appa609]

Start marching while singing 前进！ 冒着敌人的炮火, 前进！ 冒着敌人的炮火, 前进! 前进！ 前进进！

[@nappa3550]

I've never even heard of this religion..

[@storytimewithjeff]

I mean its only a few years older than me lmao so fair enough

[@babo0m931]

Dude was that the space needle in your vid

[@redbear7436]

So Jeff lives in Seattle, WA?

[@babo0m931]

@@redbear7436 idk but it looked like the space needle could 100% just be for drawings sake

[@storytimewithjeff]

Lol I was just trying to think of something to draw for a city. Last time I went on the space needle I couldn't stand up bc I'm scared of heights lmao

[@redbear7436]

@@storytimewithjeff Makes sense

[@babo0m931]

@@storytimewithjeff alright seconed guess you live in Chicago

[@eternitydragon8638]

5:03 I am a simple man. I see Stalin's refrigerator, I like. for those of you who don't know, "stalin's refrigerator" is a nickname for the infamous kv-2 tank

[@elainalan3952]

Ah.... the falanggong...... good times good times. As a chinese kid we ignore.....

[@Mrbenjaminbowman]

funny video man, love this channel, learned some definitely useful phrases

[@storytimewithjeff]

Glad I could help LOL

[@xotlxoltyna]

The three top tier ideologies to get out of socializing: Communism, Anarchism, and Fascism

[@realredageddon]

I did this with a group once, the first group was at a taco bells and we actually ran them completely out of beef

[@ding1466]

Pro tip: this method also works when sides are switched.

[@andrewwang8204]

You guys are fucking legends. That's what I'm doing next time I see a falungong cult member

[@georgemiron8632]

Combating religious fanaticism with another form of religious fanaticism that doesnt really like to call itself that because it’s way hypocritical to be aware of the obscurity of it’s own nature in regard to dogmatism

[@sure8087]

My favorite thing about being chinese is laughing at people trying to speak chinese. Great video. I love these.

[@itsohaya4096]

My favourite thing about being Canadian is laughing at people trying to speak English

[@thecarwasherofshangri-la]

The almost bullet proof thing is to just keep walking and NEVER stopping. You can talk with the other party but because you are always moving it isnt awkward if you leave the other person behind since youre busy already and cant stop.

[@gleefulpebble]

The long complicated insults man is back!

[@storytimewithjeff]

Doesn't have the same ring as Storytime With Jeff but I like it

[@giorginobro4448]

you're like the storytime version of sam o nella academy

[@romanboi3115]

Your statmenys against these organ havesting ops didnt age well

[@majesticed9329]

Your pronunciation of chinese is so good

[@Sazoji]

I have a story meeting these guys in DC when the organ harvesting book came out. I honestly would think the like ratio might be fucked if this trends, most people just understand the base history on why they're persecuted.

[@meiganbagwell4176]

Surprisingly good pronunciation!!

[@grandinquisitor8335]

I thought that you would do a video on the Munster Rebellion

[@user-gt1cz6zs9s]

how oddly specific yet very useful for me.

[@fourseal3357]

Never seen a better title

[@storytimewithjeff]

Glad to know I'm getting better at my clickbait lmao

[@YarPirates-vy7iv]

Unusually high per capita murder rate sounds like where I live (also regularly featured as one of the worst cities to live in!).

[@tylerdavis3]

I’ll never understand why people have such a hard time politely telling people to fuck off. Like it’s not like the person reaching out isn’t completely used to it. It isn’t gonna hurt their feelings. Even if it does it’s their fault you are the one who initiated the interaction.

[@admiral_waffles533]

*Careful what you say jeff, you almost got me arrested here*

[@storytimewithjeff]

My sincerest condolences if a PLA hit squad bursts through your windows

[@JC-nd8rq]

Coming from a chinese speaker, your chinese is incredible man great pronounciation!

[@storytimewithjeff]

Thank you! I tried my best lmao

[@universalfox]

Bus couldn't escape the karen

[@storytimewithjeff]

The God of Lettuce and Cabbage was no match unfortunately

[@jabezabraham8692]

Slight note here: As it turns out, those claims of forced organ harvesting were in fact true. The UN human rights commission just ended up letting the CCP “edit” their report on human rights violations, so mentions of it in official documents were “suddenly removed”. There were a couple of news articles about it recently and they started up because of the oppression of a different sect of a Muslim minority in northern China.

[@SuperTallBird]

lol, I was watching this thinking, "oh like what they are doing to the Uyghur muslims". But I was blown away by the, "those are all just lies" take.

[@TimofejBliki]

this is a beautiful title

[@storytimewithjeff]

The clickbait is working!

[@USDepOfEnergy]

second you mentioned there name my computer blue screened

[@biblarm5261]

Great video!!

[@storytimewithjeff]

Thanks Bib!

[@gavriellarutigliano2356]

damn your pronunciation was on point

[@hannahwallace5466]

...did he get any lunch?

[@storytimewithjeff]

He only made it back to the bus after we got stuck in traffic lol

[@matth9497]

0:12 is that the space needle?

[@geobeeblaster5602]

At my boy Jeff lives in Baltimore.

[@christianescobedo6497]

Are we really gonna ignore how Jeff's Chinese sounds good?

[@swiftspooner66]

That guy bus is a true comrade a true friend to the motherland

[@skipp84]

bus is a real homie. he will be missed o7

[@laurengivot8218]

My friends: how was quarantine Me: *simping for stick figure rant guy*

[@thesenate5913]

Bus is a unsung hero

[@comradeviper4054]

So basically every night that I sit down to have dinner with my highly religious and conservative family...

[@aethervoid9522]

Bus's redemption arc

[@jair213]

I saw the title and was like wtf *clicks*

[@alexeil7050]

I cried while watching this, not cause of the video itself. I’m just sad

[@expansiondestination2237]

Jesus Christ this channel is amazing. Thank you Jeff, very cool

[@storytimewithjeff]

Thank you Expansion Destination, even cooler

[@shiroamurha]

4:38 this is not a communist phrase, deng xiaping has thrown china back to capitalism

[@miloda_bess]

Honestly, as someone taking mandarin, that wasn’t half bad for pronunciation

[@pedrofromrio645]

The same also works vice versa, so it’s balanced.

[@thedigitaldorito]

This content is good shit. How do people not watch this?

[@lukasnovella9001]

Legendary.

[@sanuku535]

your friend who came up with it is an *abosulte, mad, lad*

[@somespacemarineontheintern5804]

Idk what to comment, but damn. You madlads.

[@dragonenvy0265]

The chinese pronunciation was actually not that far off for a foreigner

[@Djhninja]

awesome video

[@MrNuke101]

His name Jeff

[@Hani-be2ww]

rip bus

[@storytimewithjeff]

F

[@objectsupr9970]

I did not expect that religious sect here

[@Samstercraft77]

"annex mongolia" LMAO

[@myalt3019]

Had the same thing happen down here with the JWs. Is this just a universal experience?

[@ohno3862]

Dude did you go to Loyola Blakefield!? I’m going there now

[@storytimewithjeff]

No I don't unfortunately :

[@ohno3862]

Storytime With Jeff awww nuts what other Baltimore schools use the color blue? Gilman?

[@spookus5430]

@@ohno3862 i go to gilman lol. what grade are you in?

[@vasilijrappana2335]

Fight fire with fire?

[@anukranan]

4:10 Transform your physiognomy into something purely goblinic.

[@ritakriesel6328]

I love your content

[@storytimewithjeff]

Ayy appreciate the support!

[@brendansmith9677]

5:03 KV-2!

[@spencercarlton4006]

Hello again, jeff

[@storytimewithjeff]

Hello again soda bottle