I Broke My Computer Over Calculus

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Storytime With Jeff

Storytime With Jeff

3 жыл бұрын

EDIT: Idk why I have to say this every time I have something that even remotely resembles an opinion, but yes I know this isn't the best way to study calculus - I had 3 months and 4 other placement tests to study for, though, so what else was I supposed to do? I'm not going to fight Newton or Leibnitz or Fubini bc of my placement test disaster, so pleeeeeeease stop defending the honor of Calculus in the comments.
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@PsiensGate
@PsiensGate 3 жыл бұрын
Oh you know math? Name every number.
@dysondyson9524
@dysondyson9524 3 жыл бұрын
X € (-∞, ∞)
@gramfero
@gramfero 3 жыл бұрын
[0;∞)
@dysondyson9524
@dysondyson9524 3 жыл бұрын
Yuri savel Thats every positive number and zero
@gramfero
@gramfero 3 жыл бұрын
@@dysondyson9524 (-∞;0]
@gramfero
@gramfero 3 жыл бұрын
@@TempestKrimps in other words -∞=-∞
@name4601
@name4601 3 жыл бұрын
This man got a 5 on 12 AP test and is making stick figure animations on KZbin...
@storytimewithjeff
@storytimewithjeff 3 жыл бұрын
We live in a society
@Altoclarinets
@Altoclarinets 3 жыл бұрын
got a 5 on 12 AP tests but got told by his high school counselor that there were schools that were out of his reach... lolwut
@bolognatious1684
@bolognatious1684 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I could not even survive 12 AP classes
@piercesutton5967
@piercesutton5967 3 жыл бұрын
I used to be an AP student until college board fucked me over so hard during the pandemic. I put so much time into AP classes and to find that all that time would be judged by how well I would do on a 45 minute test was pretty disappointing (I got 3s and 4s). From then on, I have never and will never touch college board, not even with a 10 foot pole.
@chesenuggetmachinima
@chesenuggetmachinima 3 жыл бұрын
@@piercesutton5967 Exactly. EXACTLY
@pizzahuthonoka
@pizzahuthonoka 3 жыл бұрын
Harvard and Yale: Yeah we'll take your AP credits. Some random Private College with six figure tuition: _Sorry but we don't do that here._
@OK-ei7io
@OK-ei7io 2 жыл бұрын
Harvard doesn't take AP credits anymore :(
@evagineer9165
@evagineer9165 Жыл бұрын
@@OK-ei7io FUUUUCK
@surgere1980
@surgere1980 Жыл бұрын
@@evagineer9165 felt that pain
@randomcommenter395
@randomcommenter395 Жыл бұрын
@@OK-ei7io wait what
@eksibaklava1434
@eksibaklava1434 9 ай бұрын
Yale doesnt give you credit either…
@DrTrefor
@DrTrefor 3 жыл бұрын
Math Prof here who teaches calculus....first this sucks! I'm really hoping you were able to contact the school and explain what happens and get some leniency. Anyways, what should we do with the notation problem? For myself, I always try to focus on the big picture, the geometric intuition and foundational concepts in my videos. That's what is important, and what I hope my students will take away. I'd be pretty bummed if someone went through my course and their main complaints focused on things like the notational confusion and technical distinctions like connected vs simply-connected. It's true, they are a sort of silly thing that is part of the math canon like how 'they're', and 'their', and 'there' are part of the English language and this annoying thing everyone has to memorize, but I never want it to be close to the main point. And one of the challenges is a lot of things are the way they are because......that is the way they are historically done, and then for me as a prof even if I wanted to try and come up with better notation, I'd then be frustrating my students as I'd be using different notation from their textbooks! No winning this battle, sadly:D
@storytimewithjeff
@storytimewithjeff 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! Thanks for the comment - this definitely was just about the worst way I could’ve possibly learned calc, but given the timeframe it was just about the only thing I could do. Funnily enough I’m going back through everything right now to get a more complete understanding and it’s really interesting. It’s amazing that the mathematical relationships u find in Greens or stokes exist. Sorry if it came across as me wanting to swing with Leibnitz I just need my add revenue lol
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG Жыл бұрын
Have you ever read Lockhart's Lament? It's short (only a couple of pages), and free online. And it might help to get your head around a lot of what's wrong with maths teaching.
@soulsofwar8985
@soulsofwar8985 Жыл бұрын
@@storytimewithjeff Glad you seemed to enjoy the calculus journey your third time around. It can get technically confusing and there is some memorization, but once you really step back and see all the relationships and how everything connects to each other it is really cool! Definitely why I am a math major, there is so much connectedness and beauty in all of it (but since I am not sure if I want a Ph.D. and also want to be employable out of college, also a cs major. Loooove programming and CS, but do wish I could focus completely on math)
@sutekaa
@sutekaa 10 ай бұрын
@@storytimewithjeffyeah lol math is fun as hell if u take it slow and understand the concepts and the way theyre connected. drilling shit into ur brain is never fun and that shouldnt be the way we learn stuff.
@Matt-st1rl
@Matt-st1rl Ай бұрын
3 years late but what is the best way to learn calcus from scratch?
@ekt2656
@ekt2656 3 жыл бұрын
This ACTUALLY can’t be real. This is my worst nightmare in a whole video.
@storytimewithjeff
@storytimewithjeff 3 жыл бұрын
I wish it wasn’t
@matthewkwok8645
@matthewkwok8645 3 жыл бұрын
Storytime With Jeff F
@manaspradhan8041
@manaspradhan8041 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I am having a complete opposite experience. Coordinate had me absolutely fucking bored since I never really liked geometry in the first place. Calculus is the only reason I've started loving maths again lmao
@inventor121
@inventor121 3 жыл бұрын
I mean at least you didn't get hit by a truck. Or lose a 20,000 dollar scholarship because of mishandled medical records and anti vaxxers. I had to redo my entire freshman year (and fail it again) after I lost a month's worth of memory and woke up paralyzed the day before finals. The neurologist said that nothing was wrong (oh yeah, then tell me why I can't fucking move!). This was after going through the IB program, graduating a year early, and getting my credits refused. I had to go back home and recover, build myself a robotic exoskeleton with one hand just to go to physiotherapy, and then I took that semester again only to get hit by a truck on the way to finals. Then I had to recover again! At this point I literally go into severe depression and spend the next 18 months in intense physiotherapy only to find out that the uni wouldn't accept me because I had gotten a semester of Fs (due to getting hit by a truck) and so I went to a polytech once I had something that could handle a pencil that wasn't my teeth. I graduated the polytech and I try to go for my degree again. But lo and behold the Japanese Death God struck again. And then halfway through the year I have to go home and recover AGAIN. At least this time I was so filled with rage like some intelligence based barbarian that I wrote all my finals despite suffering from extreme vertigo while the letters were swirling. This time though I missed out on 1 lab, and so I didn't make the qualification for lab hours. And then 2020 happened. I can handle redoing courses. But having to redo them 5 times is a bit much.
@Doctor_Drew
@Doctor_Drew 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly
@MM-ed7xz
@MM-ed7xz 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff: does pHySiCs. Also Jeff: hates CaLCuLuS. Truly an enigma.
@Jane_8319
@Jane_8319 3 жыл бұрын
I’m the opposite. I love calculus and hate physics.
@anuvette
@anuvette 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jane_8319 hell yeah
@SamuraSan7204
@SamuraSan7204 3 жыл бұрын
yeah well im an idiot and cant do either
@ashedaces
@ashedaces 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jane_8319 same dude
@Jane_8319
@Jane_8319 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashedaces @Anu yeah. The way I see it, physics is one big calculus word problem. And I don’t like word problems.
@carbon98
@carbon98 3 ай бұрын
Startup apps, a laptop with a slow HDD, relying on bad software, frustration at the content of tests, frustration at the system of management, overestimating your ability such that you move past hard things before you understand them. this is like a dystopian test from a kid's nightmare.
@draco5429
@draco5429 3 жыл бұрын
This man sounds like the most angriest yet most intellectual person.
@dr.woozie7500
@dr.woozie7500 3 жыл бұрын
I got through AP Calc only knowing the formulas and rules. If you asked me to explain any of the concepts I'm brain dead.
@storytimewithjeff
@storytimewithjeff 3 жыл бұрын
Doge
@alvarominor1312
@alvarominor1312 3 жыл бұрын
I am the opposite. Lol. I get the concept but I can’t remember the formulas to save my life
@joshinthesauce4636
@joshinthesauce4636 3 жыл бұрын
Swaroop Handral I got a C+ in Calc BC and managed to cheese a 5 on the AP Test because it was pretty much the same as the practice FRQs my teacher gave out
@viv1593
@viv1593 3 жыл бұрын
Swaroop Handral like how thou ?? Show me your ways. I try so hard in class and I can never get a five on anything
@tomimated1638
@tomimated1638 3 жыл бұрын
In Australia the rules and formulas are written down on a booklet to take in the test because why the fuck does a mathematician need to waste their time doing the same job as a piece of shaved tree and some wet pigment.
@flibbernodgets7018
@flibbernodgets7018 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna tell a cheerful story about how, despite everything, I can't bring myself to hate calculus because I met my wife in a calculus class, but it just seems inappropriate now. Listening to this story was like watching a guy get rammed in the nuts by a mountain goat.
@spinyslasher6586
@spinyslasher6586 3 жыл бұрын
Bro you met your wife in calc class? Bro the only people I see in calculus are depressed dudes with serious stress issues and back pain from being hunched over on a desk for days.
@Monscuro
@Monscuro 3 жыл бұрын
@@spinyslasher6586 That’s probably me
@omnitroph1501
@omnitroph1501 3 жыл бұрын
@@spinyslasher6586 Yep, that is the composition of calculus classes.
@spinyslasher6586
@spinyslasher6586 3 жыл бұрын
@@omnitroph1501 not just calculus, pretty much any course inside a physics major's course list will have that composition. Out of the 20 students in my batch, only 2 are female.
@HilbertXVI
@HilbertXVI 3 жыл бұрын
@@spinyslasher6586 Oh boy, you should see the classes math majors take
@elgatito00
@elgatito00 3 жыл бұрын
Open up 3blue1brown and thy eyes shall be opened. I SWEAR
@Mudye
@Mudye 3 жыл бұрын
Mmm, eeeh, I kinda prefer 9828737484747844947733838846638292981377373blue2brown
@connordennhardt9306
@connordennhardt9306 3 жыл бұрын
This is representing my entire university experience currently, just an absolute dumpster fire the way they're handling it and the way they expect their students to
@perfect_rain9611
@perfect_rain9611 3 жыл бұрын
jesus, can you imagine doing calculus with Chinese characters...
@jacobharris5894
@jacobharris5894 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah no thanks lol.
@nevanmasterson46
@nevanmasterson46 3 жыл бұрын
"differentiate y with respect to 萬"
@generalgrievous3731
@generalgrievous3731 3 жыл бұрын
@@nevanmasterson46 You realize that symbol means ten thousand
@Trinexx42
@Trinexx42 3 жыл бұрын
Deadass, I used to use Japanese characters in physics when I couldn't think of an appropriate Latin or Greek character.
@arcsaber1127
@arcsaber1127 3 жыл бұрын
@@valentinborisov6605 The whole world does it with English characters, including non native English speakers, so yes nothing special about China there
@pilentus1230
@pilentus1230 3 жыл бұрын
I see this as I do my calculus work
@masterlaughter4924
@masterlaughter4924 3 жыл бұрын
I see this and get sad about all the calculus work i have to do ):
@pilentus1230
@pilentus1230 3 жыл бұрын
@@masterlaughter4924 oh shit, get cracking on it.
@pilentus1230
@pilentus1230 3 жыл бұрын
No benefit to procrastination
@masterlaughter4924
@masterlaughter4924 3 жыл бұрын
Trooper Pilot I don’t know whats been wrong with me lately i have no energy to do anything....
@pilentus1230
@pilentus1230 3 жыл бұрын
@@masterlaughter4924 I've had that same experience. I found a good way to get motivated is by setting milestones in your work and rewarding yourself when you reach those milestones.
@WWIIprofessor
@WWIIprofessor 11 ай бұрын
Jeff can figure out the most creative and numerous ways to insult people/things. And I absolutely love it!
@nanamacapagal8342
@nanamacapagal8342 10 ай бұрын
More ways than mathematicians can use many names on the same object and many objects on the same letter combined, that's for sure
@vadiks20032
@vadiks20032 Жыл бұрын
i like storytime with jeff. he's so relatable. i'm so tired of seeing people just make some cool ass shit in 10 minutes of a video, making me feel like something super complex is actually easy as hell. and here's storytime with jeff. barely surviving life of learning, telling us about his problems, telling us about his knowledge
@kiannahill6803
@kiannahill6803 3 жыл бұрын
*jeffs counselor calling him brainded* *jeff having all 5's on all his AP tests* me: what tf kind of school was Jeff tryna go to?
@zbdfhg
@zbdfhg 3 жыл бұрын
The college of Winterhold
@boomperson818
@boomperson818 3 жыл бұрын
dude yeah like wtf
@joshinthesauce4636
@joshinthesauce4636 3 жыл бұрын
docasdf The Greybeards College
@jadegrace1312
@jadegrace1312 3 жыл бұрын
Trust me, AP scores have very little to go with how likely you are to get into top schools. The scores are capped at 5, so they don't actually tell you much cause you get a wide range of people getting 5s.
@gordonexperience4859
@gordonexperience4859 3 жыл бұрын
Probably any high ranking American school. AP credits don’t really take you to many schools and there are several that just won’t take them
@people_of_pez2532
@people_of_pez2532 3 жыл бұрын
Me in my 9th grade: I like your funny words magic man
@gam3rmom3nt3
@gam3rmom3nt3 3 жыл бұрын
I'm taking 9th grade math to, what the fuck
@corbin4360
@corbin4360 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe im gonna have to go through this shit someone kill me please
@quack3891
@quack3891 3 жыл бұрын
@@corbin4360 a lot of the stuff he's talking about is like sophomore of college undergrad or somethin on a normal route. He's like, 3 grades ahead or some crazy shit
@snorlax9409
@snorlax9409 3 жыл бұрын
@@corbin4360 enjoy it while you can. But, most people don’t reach this math level though, really dependent on the major.
@MCatwar
@MCatwar 3 жыл бұрын
@@quack3891 trust me. it makes great sense and don’t worry, it’s actually not too terrible. if your mind is wired that way, it’s a fun af subject
@thehighpriestess2139
@thehighpriestess2139 3 жыл бұрын
As a math major in college, I can safely say calculus was the most asinine first hurdle to get over
@kirstenhowell07
@kirstenhowell07 6 ай бұрын
this video made me vividly anxious. thanks jeff, love what you do
@NoorquackerInd
@NoorquackerInd 3 жыл бұрын
>5 on 12 AP tests >Messes up on series >Gets forced into low tier college I feel better
@tyler89557
@tyler89557 3 жыл бұрын
@Swaroop Handral I felt the same with physics. The exam blue balled me and didn't let me submit (didn't even give me a popup saying it TRIED to submit) The questions I got were easy, since I had just finished studying for the exam. I carried every lab, I had the highest test scores (multiple choice and free response) And then I go for the make up, and then I get questions about springs and oscillation (which by the way I had to self study for because COVID nuked us right at the start of the unit, and the entire district was in anarchy trying to figure out how distance learning worked... I didn't have access to the textbook because my school doesn't actually have any to give either) And I ended up getting a 3. for the class I was most confident in. You have no idea how much I screamed in frustration when the exam didn't submit, and when I saw my resulting test score in July.
@OsirusIrdia
@OsirusIrdia 3 жыл бұрын
Swaroop Handral The online tests were abysmal I do concur, but please don’t call that girl who go a 4 dumb; she (from the context) wasn’t as well knowledged in biology as you but that doesn’t make her dumb. I’m just happy I got high enough scores on those online tests that my college gave max allowed credit for it, like if I got a 3 as opposed to a 4/5 on cal bc I would only get credit for cal 1 and couldn’t start multivariable
@kevin28115
@kevin28115 3 жыл бұрын
@Swaroop Handral I nearly failed AP bio cause I just didn't care and got a 5 on the test. My teacher just gave up lol.
@mattat3847
@mattat3847 3 жыл бұрын
A lot of people think that AP exams actually matter. Most of the time they don’t. I got 38 credit hours from my AP classes, but only 12 of them actually help me progress in my major. You really only need to AP classes for those directly related to your major.
@omnitroph1501
@omnitroph1501 3 жыл бұрын
And this is why I hate the school system. One mistake and you're just gone. You have to stress CONSTANTLY and sweat EVERYTHING or you'll end up STARVING ON THE STREETS.
@cochi8028
@cochi8028 3 жыл бұрын
I calculated the rate at which the comments will be increasingly more about how they failed calculus over time in hours
@mostlysure1077
@mostlysure1077 3 жыл бұрын
What's the rate?
@Sueshe
@Sueshe 3 жыл бұрын
@@mostlysure1077 Week 4ish
@akashchoudhary8162
@akashchoudhary8162 3 жыл бұрын
@@mostlysure1077 42
@penus7639
@penus7639 3 жыл бұрын
@@mostlysure1077 its an exponential decay rate for sure, unless advertised this less people will come across this video, if once advertised I expect a quadratic function, if advertised twice a quartic one unless youtube decides to put this in our feeds one random day years after or more people this video comes up as the first when failing calculus comes up
@GRBtutorials
@GRBtutorials 3 жыл бұрын
@@mostlysure1077 It's the derivative of the function. You're welcome.
@triggereddoge1847
@triggereddoge1847 3 жыл бұрын
Me: finally done with algebra Calculus at the corner: *hey.*
@oscarstaszky1960
@oscarstaszky1960 3 жыл бұрын
Differential Equations: *stares from the infinitesmal abyss lurking below*
@y3inc
@y3inc 3 жыл бұрын
Taylor series: 👁👄👁
@triggereddoge1847
@triggereddoge1847 3 жыл бұрын
@@oscarstaszky1960 *Oh no*
@nerd5865
@nerd5865 4 күн бұрын
Me: finally done with calculus abstract algebra: hey
@Elias_Barbieri
@Elias_Barbieri 3 жыл бұрын
As a college freshman, seeing people like this who put the amount of work equivalent to that of a child in cambodia working for 50 cents a day and getting the same outcome as i got who put in as much work in high school as a mcdonalds employee, makes me feel bad for how lucky i got it, despite the fact they put 10 times the work i put
@souna889
@souna889 3 жыл бұрын
good, feel bad.
@donehorse7262
@donehorse7262 3 жыл бұрын
This whole school year all I have been doing is playing rocket league and somehow I'm passing with 90+ in all my classes lmao
@mlgmikebike6207
@mlgmikebike6207 3 жыл бұрын
Who said 50 cents more like one Zimbabwean dollar
@avramcs
@avramcs Жыл бұрын
@@souna889
@chocolateaddictedartist5924
@chocolateaddictedartist5924 10 ай бұрын
@@donehorse7262 Bruh do you get some random smart person's brain and download all it's information???
@lumps17
@lumps17 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to know that the hatred of calculus to the point of blind rage is a uniting principle of calculus students.
@Zewytroo
@Zewytroo Жыл бұрын
It is literally a test of mental strength on a paper
@That_One_Guy...
@That_One_Guy... 6 ай бұрын
Not for me lol
@That_One_Guy...
@That_One_Guy... 6 ай бұрын
Calculus ? More like Calculation Stimulus.
@I-io8ee
@I-io8ee 3 ай бұрын
@@That_One_Guy... 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@YYCUrban
@YYCUrban 9 ай бұрын
This makes me feel a whole lot better knowing I passed both calc 1 and 2 with a professor who didn't speak English and just pointed at the board like a curious child who didn't even know what the answer was himself. Don't know how, but I did it and I don't think I learned anything remotely Important
@hennie5307
@hennie5307 8 ай бұрын
This is giving me second hand rage, can relate.
@72nodes85
@72nodes85 3 жыл бұрын
There’s a special kind of chaos that comes with your thumbnails
@Thorbrine
@Thorbrine 3 жыл бұрын
wow the person who wrote one million lines of code is being murdered by calculus yes this is indeed my favored anime
@NoorquackerInd
@NoorquackerInd 3 жыл бұрын
hush I'm being murdered right now too
@beanbug2209
@beanbug2209 3 жыл бұрын
@@NoorquackerInd wait wat
@jeffreykenyon7718
@jeffreykenyon7718 8 ай бұрын
Odd that being named Jeff and doing an exorbitant amount of AP’s just to get nothing out of it is a reoccurring issue 😂
@storytimewithjeff
@storytimewithjeff 8 ай бұрын
Solidarity 🤝
@matthewdowling6549
@matthewdowling6549 11 ай бұрын
Almost failed regular Calc in HS. A bunch of my friends were in AP Calc, and they said it was one of the hardest things they have ever done. I feel for you, man
@isaacheuwinkel2592
@isaacheuwinkel2592 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he has premieres for him raging
@user-bo1fg6tw5e
@user-bo1fg6tw5e 3 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck that's an impressive AP transcript, I'd be pissed as hell if none of that transfered... you'd be over a year ahead at my college
@mehmeh1999
@mehmeh1999 Жыл бұрын
It's common for no ap classes to transfer. I had half of mine not transfer.
@johnsaleh4
@johnsaleh4 11 ай бұрын
This is a good example of why I always tell people they don't need 10 apps to launch on startup and to just launch them yourself when you need them, you never know when you need to boot up in a rush
@SaffaGains
@SaffaGains Жыл бұрын
This video is the personification of: "When you don't internalise the fact that the math symbols is arbitrary and is typically defined after each equation or formula to give context"
@savannahwalton3287
@savannahwalton3287 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff: puts effort and time into this video even though he's in college Subscribers: #canceljeff, 1 dislike before the video premiers, a bunch of random numbers in the live chat
@Flavor190
@Flavor190 3 жыл бұрын
If only you used anki which is like the guy quizlet’s ex wife left him for
@ernststravoblofeld
@ernststravoblofeld 11 ай бұрын
I am SO with you on the variable thing. Half the job of a software engineer is keeping variable names straight, so when I need to do some serious math, I open a book full of single letter variable names, with no way of separating out namespaces. Math notation hasn't advanced one step since Leibniz.
@cyancyborg1477
@cyancyborg1477 9 күн бұрын
My partner is a software engineer, and he always tells me that if he left a variable as just "x" or "T," he'd get fired on the spot. Still hates the way math courses are taught for this reason.
@kingarth0r
@kingarth0r 2 жыл бұрын
I heavily disagree with the point made about mathematicians, variables, and definitions. First off there is no reason to be upset about a lack of diversity in symbols because 1. There are a lot more ideas than letters 2. There is a lot of diversity in math symbols the higher you go (like you have your letters but then you have 3 different fonts (blackboard for important sets, caligra for sets of sets or just a set of abstract things, frak for anything lie algebra related, and scr if you're feeling fancy)as well as greek letters (upper and lowercase) but you also have 15 symbols for certain types of relations most of the time math is done with words and logic and calculations or only put in when necessary. 3. As long as symbols that have different meanings are used in different contexts you should be fine. And again with the thing about how many types of "domains" you have is really just slight alterations and additions to a standard definition of a domain. Open domain is still a domain just with the added stipulation it is an open set. A lot of these terms like open, closed, bounded, smooth, ect... appear in higher math so perhaps they're just trying to get you to get used to the idea that a blob in space can be interesting and can represent a lot of different ideas. While I do agree that most of this isn't necessary for an intro multivariable calculus course for people who probably aren't interested in doing theorhetical math, I do see what the book is trying to do (you were probably using stewarts calculus which is standard for both math and non math majors).
@godofmath1039
@godofmath1039 4 ай бұрын
Well, he's just upset about it because he's stupid
@wombatpandaa9774
@wombatpandaa9774 3 жыл бұрын
And this is why I religiously turn every startup program off. Even Spotify, who keeps turning itself back on.
@karimmoop9560
@karimmoop9560 3 жыл бұрын
this is why you must switch to junix, a 2gb ram 1.3 ghz 2003 dell optiplex will outpace a windows with 12 gb of ram and 4.2 ghz
@wombatpandaa9774
@wombatpandaa9774 3 жыл бұрын
@@karimmoop9560 maybe after I'm out of school. For now, I need to stick to Windows because in my computer programming program, we use a lot of programs dependent on Windows and I don't feel like trying to beat Wine into submission every time a new semester rolls around. XD But I definitely plan on giving some Unix/Linux distros a real try eventually.
@theterribleanimator1793
@theterribleanimator1793 3 жыл бұрын
@@wombatpandaa9774 can you compile from terminal? If so youd just need vscode or vim.
@wombatpandaa9774
@wombatpandaa9774 3 жыл бұрын
@@theterribleanimator1793 yeah, but it's not just vscode that I need, each class has its own programs and the professors just assume you have Windows. They don't even allow students with Apple computers to take some classes because the professors just don't want to deal with it.
@theterribleanimator1793
@theterribleanimator1793 3 жыл бұрын
@@wombatpandaa9774 what the fuck kind of programming classes are these? What are you guys studying anyways? android development or something that requires an IDE the size of Jupiter or something.
@electroflame6188
@electroflame6188 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: SSD's are worth it
@linuxnoodle8682
@linuxnoodle8682 3 жыл бұрын
Like cmon they're even cheaper than hard drives
@gam3rmom3nt3
@gam3rmom3nt3 3 жыл бұрын
@@linuxnoodle8682 no
@karimmoop9560
@karimmoop9560 3 жыл бұрын
How much did Samsung pay you for that shit. The real moral is that windows sucks donkey balls, and you should switch to junix if you have enough brain points to not play video games.
@reshzy3807
@reshzy3807 3 жыл бұрын
@@linuxnoodle8682 I think its the opposite
@frostbite5081
@frostbite5081 3 жыл бұрын
@@karimmoop9560 I searched up junix and the first thing i see is a fil. actor
@J-Rat871
@J-Rat871 Жыл бұрын
Looking at the example equations you've shown in this video makes me feel like I'm going to have a panic attack because I cannot even begin to rap my head around what any of that means and I'm already a senior in high school
@mehmeh1999
@mehmeh1999 Жыл бұрын
You got about 3 years to get it lol.
@alexj.denton7453
@alexj.denton7453 Жыл бұрын
That's tough buddy i hope you're doing better
@puddingninja
@puddingninja 3 жыл бұрын
When I did my 3 rounds of calculus I used んwith an arrow over it for to represent the normal vector や with no arrow as a generic vector て as the tangent vector as some exsamples. It's almost like kana was designed for math.
@lebro4401
@lebro4401 3 жыл бұрын
Math was meant to be anime
@Mudye
@Mudye 3 жыл бұрын
@@lebro4401 top 10 anime betrayals
@bobjoe8966
@bobjoe8966 2 жыл бұрын
what
@21pandas71
@21pandas71 Жыл бұрын
i once used smiley faces as variables on my physics test
@That_One_Guy...
@That_One_Guy... 6 ай бұрын
Math professor be like : heresy, you will be burned at the stake
@fissilepear7805
@fissilepear7805 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of anxiety I got from this video is insane. I would break down if I was in that situation 100%
@Gloves-T-Catzero
@Gloves-T-Catzero 10 ай бұрын
New to this channel, and I swear to god you are pretty funny! Especially with the specific insults like 5:46 for example! New subscriber!
@jeffrey3066
@jeffrey3066 11 ай бұрын
the somewhat-niche references were AMAZING! keep up this style of content
@radilime
@radilime 3 жыл бұрын
this entire video could be renamed "completely family friendly ways to express .2% of your seething rage"
@0oreaper135
@0oreaper135 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Get a 2 on an AP exam Jeff: 5 on all twelve exams
@vari1535
@vari1535 3 жыл бұрын
Idk how to even feel anymore, this seems like the most painful thing ever after wasting both AP class time and online class time
@kingbri
@kingbri 3 жыл бұрын
This actually happened to me as well. I didn't get 12 5s, but my program forces everyone to start at the beginning. So I have to take calculus again along with all the classes I got dual enrollment credits for. Free As but learning calculus again is so mind-numbing.
@fluidapple9091
@fluidapple9091 3 жыл бұрын
Now that I’m an engineering student, the easy part is plugging the calculus into matlab. The hard part is determining conditions to find the equations to use 🙄
@fluidapple9091
@fluidapple9091 3 жыл бұрын
@@flyerton99 hahaha that’s funny dude
@a.b3203
@a.b3203 8 ай бұрын
@@fluidapple9091what field of engineering? Looking to become an industrial engineer (less math heavy) or a chemical engineer (very math heavy)
@fluidapple9091
@fluidapple9091 8 ай бұрын
@@a.b3203 aerospace/aeronautical. I just graduated finally. I've got a patch of gray hairs to prove it haha.
@Daniel-li6gu
@Daniel-li6gu 7 ай бұрын
@@a.b3203im in chem eng as someone who doesn’t particularly like math, and jesus christ what the fuck am i doing here
@unafrutabienputa573
@unafrutabienputa573 7 ай бұрын
​@@Daniel-li6guhang in there
@TheFuri0uswc
@TheFuri0uswc 3 жыл бұрын
Quizlet even tried to copy Kahoot but unlike Kahoot you are shackled by the idiocy of your teammates. I'm a history buff there are several Quizlet lives I would have won if teammates we'rent awful.
@pussymcstanky
@pussymcstanky Жыл бұрын
I have been studying mathematics for the last three years, and I am still going. While watching the video, I slowly started to get (more) depressed, because I was pretty much having a small PTSD episode. Non the less, an awesome video!
@Skystrike70
@Skystrike70 11 ай бұрын
The bit about literally nobody wanting to respond to you was super relatable
@brackkusamaz4015
@brackkusamaz4015 3 жыл бұрын
You know im taking calculus 1 online with 1 30 minute live session a week and no other resources other than google, while still having to learn a unit week with only 2 grades per unit( a quiz and a test) and honestly I am contemplating blowing my brains out. This video just made me realize that It never gets better.
@snickthegreat
@snickthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
Same I’m im precalc and I feel you
@penus7639
@penus7639 3 жыл бұрын
The better you master fundamentals and understand the concept, the easier it becomes, some concepts in calculus can be annoying but rewarding to learn don't give up on any of the concepts because if you do, you probably won't pAss the class. Good luck
@cameronhoffman1001
@cameronhoffman1001 3 жыл бұрын
I feel you man. I just finished up my semester taking Calc II as an asynchronous class. My instructor thought 20 minutes of weekly material was enough for us. Needless to say there was a lot of googling and KZbin for more help on how to figure things out, especially because the videos we got just were copies of the examples from the book.
@racool911
@racool911 Жыл бұрын
Did you try Khan Academy. I learned all of calc 1 in a week by just watching all their videos and doing their problems
@anname7373
@anname7373 Жыл бұрын
It's not worth it. Calc gets easier once you get past the fundamentals.
@rudypIays
@rudypIays 3 жыл бұрын
Got a 50/100 on my first Calculus test. Love this for me 😌
@storytimewithjeff
@storytimewithjeff 3 жыл бұрын
We’re all in this together 🎵
@rubylillies867
@rubylillies867 Жыл бұрын
Sucks even more when you gotta take 3 semesters of calculus
@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529
@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 Жыл бұрын
@@rubylillies867 up to calc 2 and linear algebra for me ☹️
@dontreadmyusername6787
@dontreadmyusername6787 Жыл бұрын
@@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 both are pretty easy though but MVC and differential equations can get a bit hectic
@walterwhite210
@walterwhite210 Жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmyusername6787 yeah and stupid Laplace as well
@ergenio100
@ergenio100 9 ай бұрын
This story made me laugh so hard, and it's because I relate to it so much. Something takes over computers when it comes to time based tasks istg
@geirtwo
@geirtwo 9 ай бұрын
It's real and it's corrupting the education system.
@LBoomsky
@LBoomsky 2 жыл бұрын
Pissed off Jeff is my spirit animal.
@reevesmorison5292
@reevesmorison5292 3 жыл бұрын
I’m doing precal and this is what I see and have to look forward too?
@nautilume7114
@nautilume7114 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, lol. It’s a dimension shifting brainfrick in my opinion. Although I’m innately bad at calc, my take on it is there’s a lot of looking at numbers in different ways, like how the sin, cos, and tan graphs relate to the unit circle. A lot of ins and outs but you might be good at it
@niko6248
@niko6248 3 жыл бұрын
Reeves Morison As long as you a eat your trig identities and derivative rules, you’ll grow up big and strong.
@eligoldman9200
@eligoldman9200 3 жыл бұрын
Just wait until you have to do series. My advice as someone is way beyond all of calc now is be on top of the most advance shit in precal, be really good at factoring polynomials, log and trig rules and pay attention because it’s also conceptually difficult especially if you never took a calc class. This and symbolab is your friend.
@spinyslasher6586
@spinyslasher6586 3 жыл бұрын
depends. It wasn't that hard for me, but I guess that's because I actually got competent people teaching me.
@spinyslasher6586
@spinyslasher6586 3 жыл бұрын
@@eligoldman9200 Symbolab saved me so many times. That and wolfram.
@myannguyen
@myannguyen 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'll leave this video on loop so at least you can get the ad rev.
@storytimewithjeff
@storytimewithjeff 3 жыл бұрын
I think u dropped this 👑
@Mudye
@Mudye 3 жыл бұрын
@@storytimewithjeff no he didn’t. That was double king guy
@laradimello5791
@laradimello5791 3 жыл бұрын
I finished Calculus 1, 2, 3 AND Complex Analysis, and your video made all my bad memories come back thanks :)
@Shoyren
@Shoyren Жыл бұрын
Holy heck this sounds so much like something that could’ve easily happened to me when I was doing my undergrad if I hadn’t chosen my school specifically for its policy of accepting every AP score I submitted in at least some way.
@floyd7820
@floyd7820 3 жыл бұрын
THIS is why I never took an AP class. I saved my time and money and took free Community College classes and got a college GPA and units that every university accepts.
@sierraskye913
@sierraskye913 3 жыл бұрын
It all depends on what college you plan to go to. Mine accepts almost all AP and CLEP credits but very very few transfer credits, even from community colleges
@michellegoodman8722
@michellegoodman8722 3 жыл бұрын
this is a fate I would not wish upon even my worst enemies, except college bord
@gamalielmartinez2238
@gamalielmartinez2238 Жыл бұрын
Fuck those guys they annulled my ap credits because of some shit when COVID hit
@SkiingBiologyGod
@SkiingBiologyGod 3 жыл бұрын
4:36 - I'm so *stoked* to learn more about that theorem ;)
@oscarstaszky1960
@oscarstaszky1960 2 жыл бұрын
ngl Stoke's Theorem is pretty much one of the "Titanic" Math Theorems that has graced moden maths today. My Eletromagnetism class definitely would not have made absolute sense at all if it wasn't for that theorem
@edgarc770
@edgarc770 6 ай бұрын
The quizlet rant was unexpected, but definitely appreciated lol
@rfqa4116
@rfqa4116 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *dies over having to take physics and math subject tests* This man: *literally gets the highscore in 12 different APs* Sir youre insane
@woomynation
@woomynation 3 жыл бұрын
Started precal this year, I'm in for a whole world of pain
@sure8087
@sure8087 3 жыл бұрын
pre-cal wasn't to bad now that I'm in normal calculus. best of luck to you though!
@eligoldman9200
@eligoldman9200 3 жыл бұрын
Precal is so just advanced algebra you already know most of the concepts like a function and the different equation types. Calc is not only difficult to do but it’s also hard to understand what you are doing. Basically calculus is a way to take an equation and find an equation that maps the slope at any point along a curved line as slope on non straight lines is ever changing. Then you have to learn how to undo that and then you have to learn how do and undo it in 3 demotions.
@yaltschuler
@yaltschuler 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in calc, I took precalc last year and as long as you don't have a shitty teacher and can watch Khan Academy, you'll be fine.
@masterlaughter4924
@masterlaughter4924 3 жыл бұрын
Precalc was fun.... calc is ok so far but im retarded and always fuck up on my tests..... I understand everything its just I literally always fuck up lmaoooo
@supercraft2
@supercraft2 3 жыл бұрын
Aha, aha, aha. Yes. Yes you are. Kill me now.
@Jan-oe7yn
@Jan-oe7yn Жыл бұрын
As someone who's college also didn't accept any of my AP test scores, watching this physically hurt me. Thankfully my placement test story had a happier ending. 92% baby!
@edenhines
@edenhines Жыл бұрын
bro that's actually a nightmare hope you are in a better place now
@LemonyFresh2000
@LemonyFresh2000 3 жыл бұрын
1pm... right in the middle of my class.... why is this even a thing?
@terran9264
@terran9264 3 жыл бұрын
4:20 literally translates to "learn Mao Zedong Thought" in case y'all didnt know
@axelnils
@axelnils 3 жыл бұрын
It’s an old chinese communist party propaganda slogan
@saiframy191
@saiframy191 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of hard work I know went into this video deserves a subscription...
@mcwifi7821
@mcwifi7821 Жыл бұрын
2 years ago my ap chemistry teacher had a required chemistry jump course over the summer and I ended up not passing the class either because we had to complete new unit assignments, labs, and tests each week, so the “wasting your summer” bit hit me hard
@joemowed5611
@joemowed5611 3 жыл бұрын
bruh u gonna make me wait 14hrs for motivation I need now to finish this 11:59pm calc HW
@surensargsyan7383
@surensargsyan7383 3 жыл бұрын
you finish that assignment?
@aaronhim6414
@aaronhim6414 3 жыл бұрын
I would've broken every thing in my room if this happened to me
@viv1593
@viv1593 3 жыл бұрын
I would have just screamed
@the_americangamer4296
@the_americangamer4296 Жыл бұрын
The amount of times I've nearly done that over stuff not nearly as bad is frightening
@triton62674
@triton62674 3 жыл бұрын
I might find myself in a similar situation to yours in a couple of weeks. I'm trying to transfer to a uni in London after a doing my first year of maths and I'm afraid the online assessments I did might not be taken as seriously as if the summer exams that were cancelled. Gonna start reviewing the material tomorrow 😬
@Helsinki40268
@Helsinki40268 Жыл бұрын
Having almost taken calculus this semester of my senior and my valedictorian friend stressed has never made me feel like I dodged a bullet. I barely learned anything from my previous math classes.
@eligoldman9200
@eligoldman9200 3 жыл бұрын
One word: symbolab
@konradw360
@konradw360 3 жыл бұрын
No, photomath
@eligoldman9200
@eligoldman9200 3 жыл бұрын
Konrad W photo math is bullshit if you actually want to learn.
@dysondyson9524
@dysondyson9524 3 жыл бұрын
Konrad W Photomath breaks at higher level math
@lampshade7189
@lampshade7189 3 жыл бұрын
No fuck photo math, all my homies love Symbolab. It explains how to do the equations and shit too. Without an account! A lifesaver for sure
@NoorquackerInd
@NoorquackerInd 3 жыл бұрын
@@lampshade7189 Can we pair it with a TI-Nspire CX CAS? There's an emulator and it's pushing me through Calc 3
@ChalkyMuffin969
@ChalkyMuffin969 3 жыл бұрын
My absolute deepest condolences to you, this sounds worst than any nightmare my brain could ever come up with
@dapoggle
@dapoggle 3 жыл бұрын
deadass every placement test is like that, and if they're like my college, they'll make you take 5 different ones without resources required to take the tests multiple times just for one class 👍
@m4rt_
@m4rt_ Жыл бұрын
In programming "n" is often used as a replacement of "num" or "number", aka any number. For example in big O notation: O(n) and any question talking about a number input will use "n" or "num"
@runtav_guz8564
@runtav_guz8564 3 жыл бұрын
WIAT, this was a trick to teach me Calculus
@ewill3435
@ewill3435 3 жыл бұрын
The pain one feels when every technological device in 5 mile radius around them craps out is incomparable to anything else on this mortal coil
@21pandas71
@21pandas71 Жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for you man. I am really sad that i have to take physics next semester even though i took it it highschool and that all the honors classes for other courses are inaccessible to me because i didnt take the classes in highschool. I cant imagine ever having to sit through calc 101 after that, i’m curious if you even did because you didn’t mention it in the video.
@GRBtutorials
@GRBtutorials 3 жыл бұрын
9:28 And that's why I love Preview on macOS. It lets you do most things you'd want to do on a PDF, but it's preinstalled for free, none of that expensive subscription BS
@basedman1007
@basedman1007 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of physical pain I felt watching this cannot be overstated. You literally lived my worst nightmare, in real life. F.
@Ak-6969
@Ak-6969 3 жыл бұрын
Wait Calculus sucks? Everyone: *Always has been*
@dannybee6473
@dannybee6473 3 жыл бұрын
Why does this never get old.
@enzoqueijao
@enzoqueijao 3 жыл бұрын
Calculus always be suck
@mastershooter64
@mastershooter64 3 жыл бұрын
calculus is actually pretty awesome, partial differential equations are super awesome!
@misumi6312
@misumi6312 3 жыл бұрын
Whole world is built on it, so like, uhh, yeah, I guess.
@imsentinelprime9279
@imsentinelprime9279 3 жыл бұрын
@@misumi6312 no its not you dont need to know what y=mx+b is when buying groceries now would you
@Ratstail91
@Ratstail91 8 ай бұрын
my god - i felt your pain so much...
@squamousthomas3267
@squamousthomas3267 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect scores on 12 ap tests?! This man is on a whole nother level of genius
@kryptgmd
@kryptgmd 3 жыл бұрын
You got all 5s on your AP tests and your counselor doesn’t think you’re smart enough to go to the colleges you want?
@axelnils
@axelnils 3 жыл бұрын
Silly you, grades don’t matter in applying for good colleges, only your parents’ incomes do. Maybe his counselor noticed he wasn’t wearing designer clothes.
@cek0792
@cek0792 3 жыл бұрын
@@axelnils and your race, if you're black or hispanic. you're going to enjoy a good ride
@squidwardtentacles7144
@squidwardtentacles7144 3 жыл бұрын
@@cek0792 that's only cuz they want you to be a poster child to show that they have "diversity"😒
@Jackie-rs6yc
@Jackie-rs6yc 3 жыл бұрын
@@cek0792 As a Chinese person, I am really looking forward to having a lot lesser chance of getting into a good college.
@user-_o
@user-_o Жыл бұрын
@@Jackie-rs6yc same I’m Chinese too so it’s going to be great trying to get into a good college
@InfinityMW2
@InfinityMW2 3 жыл бұрын
*Screws up on Series and Sequences* "Just like the simulations"
@HazeJozu
@HazeJozu Жыл бұрын
I'm subscribing for 2 reasons: 1. I like this type of content and this MS Paint art style (even if it is very simple) 2. I feel bad for the sheer amount of mental pain he had to endure
@jennacummins9058
@jennacummins9058 3 жыл бұрын
This actually gave me horror flashbacks to taking an advanced differential equations/linear algebra exam through a proctor system that wasn't working when covid happened and pushed everything online. I believe you, and I feel for you
@mdcrumpler
@mdcrumpler 3 жыл бұрын
welcome to the rest of life man. you sound just like me and my slow descent into becoming extremely jaded at the entire structure of education. it only gets worse in college, as real pressures mount and the realities of debt sink in to a smart mind. i really really wish you luck, i dropped out after 2 years and sinking 60k into uc santa cruz. i escape the hellhole of the state i grew up in, only to find myself in insurmountable debt. and finding out how little any of my hard work really mattered in the grand scheme of things
@schnapp6980
@schnapp6980 3 жыл бұрын
I can relate to this. I felt like punching a hole through my school chrome book multiple times every week, for the past 6 weeks
@midnite8297
@midnite8297 Жыл бұрын
This is why I didn’t take any AP classes. I did take some but they required way more work and were more difficult. Furthermore, some of my teachers lacked plans to get us ready for the AP exams because they thought everyone just wanted the class for their class ranking. I knew I was staying where I lived so all I took was dual enrollment and I ended my high school senior year with an Associates Degree in Biology. At least all my basics were covered and I got two years ahead from my peers.
@carlospena98
@carlospena98 24 күн бұрын
this sounds so much like a college application
@eeriewaffle3938
@eeriewaffle3938 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, u got twelve 5's on your AP exams? You can basically go anywhere........ Why u big brain in school but small brain when listening to college counselor
@OrigamiMaster06
@OrigamiMaster06 3 жыл бұрын
He applied for early decision which means he's legally obligated to go there if he gets in. That's why his counselor said it's a brain dead idea. He was accepted to whatever school he applied early decision to so he has to go there.
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