Convincing my Friend to Cosplay as a 2000 Year-Old Furry Philosopher (NoT cLiCkBaIt!!¡)

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Sorry about the audio quality on this one I've been having some problems with the mic - they should be sorted out by the next video. You're a real one if you read down this far.

[@redandblue8189]

My happiest moments were in that trashcan.

[@teslashark]

Upload it, man!

[@storytimewithjeff]

That was the highlight of my junior year ngl

[@SharpieWaterOfficial]

I am the trash can 🗑 🔥

[@tylerdavis3]

@@storytimewithjeff was the class really that boring if it was the cause of the highlight of your junior year?

[@alejandrolim8615]

Sam O'Nella when Sam O'Nella goes away

[@LazerWolf21]

I love how he managed to talk about a Greek philosopher, furries and the Spanish Civil War in 6 minutes

[@storytimewithjeff]

Sometimes I just gotta switch it up, yk?

[@cormarine9812]

This channel radiates pure chaotic intelligence, and I love it.

[@user-cu5mc7bv4d]

If you haven’t already, check out sam o’ nella academy. He makes similar content. I love his channel but he hasn’t been very active lately

[@kennedytheretard975]

@@user-cu5mc7bv4d Ah yes, chaotic intelligence

[@storytimewithjeff]

"chaotic intelligence" is my phrase of the day now

[@baguettiregretti1961]

Chaotic neutral

[@henryatkinson1479]

Diogenese was actually a well-known supporter of legalization of vehicular manslaughter.

[@storytimewithjeff]

Truly a man ahead of his time

[@MyVanir]

As we say here in Israel - Dros kol dos, or "run over all the religious folks", for you goys.

[@user-se8gc1xw4i]

The title gives off a certain chaotic energy that I've never felt before

[@samt3412]

Ah yes, the philosophy of furries. The morality of yiffing is an interesting quandary

[@sabotabby3372]

A spectwe is haunting Euwope - the spectwe of communyism. Aww the powews of owd Euwope have entewed into a howy awwiance to exowcise this spectwe: Pope and Tsaw, Mettewnyich and Guizot, Fwench Wadicaws and Gewman powice-spies.

[@chromacat248]

@a2cc y o u c a n n o t d e l a y t h e i n e v i t a b l e

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

no it isn't

[@skipp84]

You are absolutely right.

[@Laz7481]

​@@Blue-Maned_Hawkhe us joking

[@xigbar68]

Diogenes was the forefather of furries.

[@storytimewithjeff]

He was a visionary

[@realshaperio]

vision is scary

[@scoobster0123]

Now im no scientist but there's a distinct correlation between Jeff uploading and my brain being pogged.

[@leboiofbois1005]

Why is Jeff -a philosopher

[@storytimewithjeff]

I have no clue tbh

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

Diogenes. I swear he was a past life of Eric Andre.

[@pearsann194]

I was really praying that last detail Jeff was talking about was one of them running into the classroom with a plucked chicken and screaming BEHOLD, A MAN

[@advaitkamath8442]

The reason why he was connected with dogs was one time someone called him a dog, since he was dirty, scruffy, and lived on the street, he then proceeded to piss all over the person proclaiming, if you will call me a dog i shall act like one

[@youkofoxy]

It also to do with the cynical philosophy. that says one should be like a dog, forfeit all mortal possessions and be happy like one. Just the questioning everything part survived.

[@maxsnowdude2034]

The great thing about this channel is that its never clickbait

[@slimesoup7944]

That diogenes arguing a chicken is a man part had me dying

[@spencercarlton4006]

The thumbnail radiates so much raw energy, I had to flip a circuit breaker.

[@andrewhunt9808]

This channel filled the void of GradeAUnderA and now Grade is back too... 2020 isn't going to be as bad as I thought

[@adamkings5459]

this aged very well

[@zoomerpanda3215]

"excuse you from the manslaughter while high on ketamine, it does not."

[@JoeCampbell06]

This is my new favorite channel. I've been binge watching this for the last day and a half

[@chaseashley6775]

Bruh I know who Diogenes is I watch Sam O’nella Academy

[@bestsynth4102]

My Furry side: OwO My Nerd side: "Interesting title you have there." Both sides (secretly): "SHOW US THE VIDEO JEFF" In short, fantastic job. I salute you from behind the screen. Absolute madlad.

[@mrsadface82]

Me when furlosopher

[@UnfortunateWatcher]

I'm amazed you managed to pass the class. I wrote a paper about Diogenes in my philosophy class and he didn't even read it further than the title to toss it into the trash in front of me and give me a 0.

[@storytimewithjeff]

Yikes your teacher doesn't sound terribly nice :/

[@UnfortunateWatcher]

Storytime With Jeff I got the last laugh because I passed his class and I will never see him again.

[@redbear7436]

I feel for you bro. Me and a friend read a script of a comic we did and it was awkward. We were supposed to do it with two other friends, but they were absent.

[@fourseal3357]

(Not clickbait) (Gone sexual) (Gone Wrong) (Police called)

[@con_tent]

I don’t see what’s wrong with the title I do that every Friday night

[@teslashark]

Here's the beginning to Jeff TV!

[@Josh-ck9bv]

Not gonna lie you lowkey did Diogenes dirty with the explanation

[@storytimewithjeff]

There was a *small* oversimplification I'll admit

[@Josh-ck9bv]

Storytime With Jeff it’s all good I love you anyway

[@tyroland06]

I could not have physically clicked on the notification faster than I just did.

[@storytimewithjeff]

Sorry for the late upload lol

[@lordgiacomos2551]

This guy did not just compare Belle Delphine's Instagram page to the Trojan Fucking War

[@safteyhazard]

You should make a channel called "Evil Storytime WIth Jeff" where you simply invert the colors so I don't burn my retinas watching your videos at night

[@letstalk3843]

“Jeff”

[@storytimewithjeff]

"Let's talk 384"

[@annielaurielatrash4301]

LOL THERE WAS A COLLEGEBOARD AD FOR THIS VID

[@bendeguzbagosi2385]

Hi I'm just here telling you congratulations to 100k. You will crush it

[@storytimewithjeff]

Thank you! Here's hoping that comes soon!

[@plederfagella9774]

Diagonis was the first chad

[@clairemiller6981]

I love the chaotic content

[@loganhanssler4419]

I love the mic peaking

[@MegaLordlego]

Sam O'Nella, but he's fed up with all of our bullshit.

[@moonvo7368]

How are you not huge already, literally underrated

[@assassinpanda9958]

Jeff sounds chaotic lawful

[@danh638]

Oh I love Diogenes his life is amazing edit: oh and he was associated with dogs because he lived on a street and acted like one

[@ShockedHydreigon]

Phew, thank god it’s not clickbait!

[@anonl5877]

Diogenes sounds like the first ever shitposter. That presentation must have been based.

[@chilly456]

I will now dub you the new Sam O'Nella man

[@storytimewithjeff]

A title I will wear with pride!

[@enderstorm2460]

Now I want to see the footage of your project.

[@lunathedungeonmaster4720]

0:15 Same, though it might partly be due to the fact that I was taking a different weight of English than I had been doing before, by virtue of I failed second semester of sophomore English.

[@jjduncan8671]

I had the same experience but in all three of my manditory latin/ spanish classes of which I chose latin.

[@Nasalturtle]

This is the best fucking title ive ever seen on a video

[@zimuuuuuuu]

this is art

[@MaracoOfficial]

This really reminds me of samonella academy.

[@Lean_1738]

How did this get on my recommended

[@storytimewithjeff]

I'm just as confused as you Dio

[@surfmiles]

Good stuff

[@Konzon]

"I snuck into class 20 minutes late and sat in the back left corner." So that's what college was like. You actually got to sit in class and be in a room with other people. You oldies had it good, nowadays us youngsters have class over Zoom.

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

This has a lot of “back in my day” energy, but in reverse and that’s admirable

[@liam8370]

oh how I wish that was still the case

[@bernardi5919]

I loved taking Classical Studies in my freshman year

[@mikaelthehunter9234]

Man explains how a furry saved his class project

[@valta5063]

Reminds me of Sam O Nella. Good vid tho.

[@jreis8394]

Sinop is where i live

[@UnrelatedAntonym]

Diogenes was approached by Alexander The Great on another occasion and asked why Diogenes was looking through a pile of bones, he said to Alexander "I am trying to find the bones of your grandfather but cannot discern them from that of a slave."

[@runtav_guz8564]

"Glitch"

[@genma200sj]

Diogenes was the OG Madlad.

[@otistically]

The world first troll was a "furry" lmao.

[@okman7504]

TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@E.T.360]

Hell yeah

[@storytimewithjeff]

^ First!

[@hurdur6828]

15,272 views Sept. 26, 2020 8:47PM -time capsule of Joe

[@Forcoy]

Very fitting for the first furry

[@Ribbons0121R121]

he was associated with dogs because he pissed on a man after the man called him a dog, and then was confused why he was surprised about being suddenly pissed on

[@rootbeer586]

Better than the mona lisa

[@hanseinarfuglum8858]

Your name a jeff.

[@storytimewithjeff]

Your name a HansEinar Fuglum

[@warlax5658]

Sam onella light

[@vivian1940]

based god diogenes

[@kennyplop]

I know I'm late but, I think alcibiades would've been perfect

[@colbylemberger4476]

What? It said furry on the thumbnail, I had to click it!

[@roselandron1591]

I would pay money to see that poor dude giving his all inna trash can

[@theimpulsivevulcan5346]

Ok pop off

[@cate01a]

samonella :)

[@majorasmask2102]

Yee

[@kenyabasher579]

You're lucky that I like you more than Kissing Booth 2.

[@andrewrivers5475]

Justice for lol(abbreviated name of course)

[@Jabberwockia]

My final project for my 300 level grecoroman history class was a debate between athens and sparta. No ome wanted to be on team Athens. The Professor, knowing this, made the students with higher preoccupation grades be Athens. Great class otherwise

[@Natalie-101]

tfw youre a 19 year old and already know all about diogenes lol

[@aadilmanazir6115]

good video

[@storytimewithjeff]

No u

[@LandOfDeez]

Jeff

[@storytimewithjeff]

LandOfMe

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oh shit i'm a real one

[@Darranis_Kuningasverinen]

Damn it jeff now im being spammed by youtube about the degenerate carpet wearers fml

[@storytimewithjeff]

My sincerest apologies Michael 😞

[@vencicekov2864]

Bruh

[@archilababou3062]

I hate the fact that I understand all of those greco-roman jokes.

[@derply5823]

once i heard diogenes i knew my days spent watching salmonella videos had been worth it

[@brabsjoobby]

you can't just NOT show us the video

[@ratking6730]

litteraly first

[@storytimewithjeff]

According to my comments you're third :

[@lizardcrimson2439]

Dude just do your homework wtf lol

[@teslashark]

Here's the beginning to Jeff TV!