Comedian Steven Wright | Funniest Collection

[@epiphany55]

"If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?" Audience: *silence*

[@H3xx99]

Me: dying with laughter.

[@hemmojito]

One of my favorites is still: "So... what's the speed of dark?"

[@zeeegeee]

Got to see him live twice both were incredible. Once at the keswick and once at the sands. Hundreds of jokes non stop you only catch like half of them because you're busy laughing

[@amandaalbert3326]

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[@greg.soular]

“I bought some powdered water but I don’t know what to add,” is one of the funniest one liners ever

[@Kodeekat]

Agreed. I'll bet that a whole chunk of his fans got hooked by that joke. I know it worked for me.

[@stackspace]

Totally agree. Not as funny, but the "it's a small world, but I wouldnt want to paint it," is also a perfect Lynch-ian line

[@superyid2010]

I've just spat my drink all over the floor. that is absolutely hilarious!

[@hemmojito]

One of my favorites is still: "Why don't they build the whole plane out of that black box stuff?"

[@samkeefe7479]

Man this guy would be good at Twitter

[@larryfish9272]

He in fact has a Twitter lol

[@cammie656]

Katt William

[@lauraburgess6117]

U GUI

[@keke1224keke]

The man would have destroyed Twitter!!😂😂

[@johnpage8381]

Steven Wright One of the Best!!

[@blakelinsey8005]

I love his delivery, he always looks and sounds like he’s being forced to say all this against his will

[@seanfrank32]

"Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths."

[@trishwinstead28]

I was lucky enough to catch Steven Wright in Cambridge, Massachusetts before he became famous. He was so amazing - never to be forgotten. His (local) political comedy was amazing. I also remember him doing an imitation of a fly! Incredible.

[@ToldAlthea]

The DING HO Restaurant

[@coreykeer5218]

That was hilarious!! I have always loved Steven Write !

[@It_Is_The_Me]

2:22 I love the noticeable double laugh

[@vangroover1903]

I used to really like Steven Wright's comedy. I still do, but I used to as well.

[@kdj29]

my favorite all time. Carlin 2nd. awesome he came to your podcast. im surprised he didnt know the genetallia of Jenner.

[@eliahtheguy]

Before I was born, my grandfather got to see Steven Wright in person in 2004. He was laughing so hard, my dad said he was getting mad so he was mocking him, which made him laugh even harder. Unfortunate my grandfather passed so I didn’t get to hear his view of the story as my dad told me this today.

[@OneNation-v9y]

He’s good in his own wright, 😂

[@kaymiller8846]

Ohh man haven't laughed 🤣 this much in a long time.

[@Smileater]

Great compilation! Thank you!

[@careykuhlmey2429]

thanks!

[@misterroboto5556]

I bought a camouflaged shirt.. I can't find it.

[@cindeamulholland6338]

He's freakin' hilarious!😂

[@billdillingham8379]

He is Hilarious! OMG!

[@paulconnelly4050]

Genius

[@gavinwilshaw2312]

The roads on maps are too wide. If they were actually that wide traffic would collide with the roadside houses, resulting in considerable loss of life.

[@Poultrypoundcake]

Where is the bit at 7:00 from?

[@vicb8082]

His "poison ivy on the brain" joke is one of the greatest of all time.

[@coolectra13]

15 losers who gave this a thumbs down

[@cindeamulholland6338]

Can you imagine being as boring as them? Neither can I! Yep losers!

[@clsieczka]

Would you like to know when you’re gonna die? No. Forget it then😂

[@jgenes892]

if you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer

[@jgenes892]

i want a tattoo of myself....only taller

[@coleozaeta6344]

This is fucken great, props. I hope you made that

[@pemulwuy319]

3:42 Jeffrey Dahmer not laughing

[@cindeamulholland6338]

My favored one is about moving into the new house and turning the light switch he didn't know where it went to. He would turn it on and off ,for a year he did this. Finally one day a lady called and told him to knock it off!

[@shashipackofulski9656]

His jokes kinda remind me of Mitch Hedberg.

[@balbright78]

Mitch reminds most people of Steven. I love them both.

[@brianmcdermott281]

Mitch was definitely influenced by him

[@samrahme4236]

Both geniuses in their own right

[@dr.snakes]

​@@samrahme4236*wright

[@tracezachdaniels4264]

GREAT JOB ALL...THANX 4 MAKING Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO the music worldwide. LOVE YOU ALL...!!!....MUCH LOVE.!! and bahahahahah CLASSIC.!!!

[@jasonzacharias2150]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@stevelinwood8362]

😂😂😂

[@pauladouglas9891]

This is fun just watching his hairline recede.

[@justinbroadway4940]

Yeah, this is going to be a unpopular opinion but I am not impressed by this and I enjoy deadpan comedy. Sorry

[@Zalivan564]

Cool

[@mossymoose8920]

It seems like a “you had to be there” type thing

[@jordruss8621]

Well we can't all have a sense of humour.

[@noelegan1208]

Everyone to their own. Honest opinion. Comedy can be funny sometimes!

[@jmack619]

@@noelegan1208 funny thing , about comedy

[@liggerstuxin1]

Shoot me. Gawd awful