Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

[@ScooterOnHisWay2024]

He is THE BEST at one liners.

[@williamkelly9374]

Ever heard of Tim Vine?

[@biggusdickus5986]

And, Gary Delaney and Milton Jones.

[@ScooterOnHisWay2024]

@@williamkelly9374 Nope. I'll have to google him.

[@andrewholburn3094]

@@williamkelly9374 Some of Gary Delaney are rib crackin'

[@andyplatt4183]

@@andrewholburn3094 seen both Stewart and Gary live, I say Gary has a slight edge as he comes up with fresher material more regularly. When I saw Stewart around 6 or 7 years ago, I had already heard most of the jokes unfortunately but he was still good.

[@Paulf1fan]

Probably the best debut there's been on Mock The Week

[@ghomerhust]

yeah im glad they had him back a lot. he fit the style of the whole show really well

[@mvwmark8955]

Yes. Him and James Acaster

[@dr.gudmundssonaircraftdesign]

Hands down one of my top favorite comedians. Stewart, if you read this: Please come out of retirement. The world needs suave, smooth, funny comedians like you!

[@stealthyguy1784]

Wait a minute!hes retired?no ways 😢

[@Ruloathesome]

I agree he is comedy gold

[@maggieanderson833]

Yes, please come out of retirement. You are very missed!

[@usvalve]

I know a comedian who retired. He changed the oil and got the full valet at the same time.

[@warren52nz]

Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!

[@mikerisbridger8095]

My girlfriend was so small she was a stewardess on a paper aeroplane.

[@dk6024]

Frankie Boyle laughing on the side line is the highest of praise.

[@JamesCollins90]

exactly my thoughts

[@Mrparker153]

World class comedy, right there. More please! The world needs you, now.

[@nigelhart3897]

Stewart Francis. Class.

[@StuartGreen-yq7ir]

Stewart Francis is the king of one liners..

[@markproctor3100]

You know someone is a top comedian when they have all the other comedians in stitches 👍🤣

[@seldom_bucket]

I mean, I think he's funny but 90% of the cuts to other comics they had a plain bemused expression.

[@thebagelsproductions]

You can hear Franky Boyle laughing away at most of the gags.

[@BmanTheChamp]

Stewart's definitely one of, if not my favourite, one-liner comedians.

[@lawren-hollienelson9948]

There are so many of these Great one- liner comedians. One of my favorites is Milton Jones.

[@Farweasel]

@@lawren-hollienelson9948 Gary Delaney & Frankie Boyle are class acts in the arena too

[@jernaugurgeh8110]

He is in my opinion, the absolute king of one liners.

[@thebagelsproductions]

Anthony Jeselnik is good - very dark but he crafts a helluva gag

[@RamsFan93]

Criminally underrated commedian.

[@Walperion_Music]

Just now I'm seeing Frankie seeming to enjoy Stewart's style a lot.

[@robakajackflash]

a very underrated comic. His delivery is perfect.

[@luqeprisecaru8507]

How. Does. He. Keep coming up with so many amazing puns

[@timrobinson6893]

He works backwards from the cliche and invents the scenario...

[@andrewnorth170]

I think when you observe so many things and objects, it becomes easier, like so many of the work puns.

[@lynby6231]

@@timrobinson6893that’s quite common actually, Milton Jones was interviewed by Rob Brydon (it’s on KZbin somewhere) he said his entire act is reverse engineered.

[@smooney4908]

I had to repeat the "Way Too Young" one like 3 times! That was crazy! 😆 🤣

[@sabrinarogers8045]

I'm guessing your not to old then

[@milo2324]

I read his autobiography. And when he met Way Tu Jang, she was too old for him.

[@chriswright9819]

too old@@sabrinarogers8045

[@switchmuso]

The best, laugh-out-loud comedy on KZbin. As good as it gets.

[@marcushinton772]

Stewart is a legend and to make Frankie laugh like that says it all

[@brucerobertson7407]

One of the best one liners.

[@kkhera3730]

He's got every comic laughing 😅👏

[@gunnerlangy]

Except Andy Parsons, but he wouldn't recognise comedy, would he?

[@kkhera3730]

@@gunnerlangy 😂😂😂

[@aobdesigned3881]

@@gunnerlangy "Yeah, I went to the fish and chip shop other day, I got 2 x regular fish and chips, I asked for salt and vinegar on one portion…. Of… Ah… Fish and chips and not on the other, fish and chips. But, when I got home the lady had put it on the wrong one and I was not happy… I wasn’t" (Please laugh at my jokes, I over emphasise my crud London accent) - I have probably only ever laughed at a small number of his jokes... The guy's a tool. I'm surprised how many others have picked up on his distain for Stewart! (He did clap once though...).

[@davidfanning1600]

@@gunnerlangy Parsons not only not laughing - he seemed almost annoyed. Perhaps jealous of Stewarts success?

[@BrianVincent-gz2dq]

Not that unfunny wanker, Andy Parsons. SOOOO JEALOUS!

[@rigel5]

King of the one-liners. Love this guy ..... "The cure for agoraphobia is just around the corner" ..... Brilliant! (fear of going outside)

[@Paul-eb9qj]

When you get Frankie Boyle to laugh out loud you know you're funny

[@biggusdickus5986]

Was going to say the same. 👍

[@truthwillout1980]

Eh? Is Frankie Boyle the benchmark? Since when? SF is much funnier and much more talented than FB.

[@Paul-eb9qj]

@@truthwillout1980 nobody said he was the benchmark. You're getting into an argument with yourself.

[@biggusdickus5986]

​​@@truthwillout1980 Frankie in his early days on the show was outrageously funny, he could make lightning fast observations that bit like a shark, he could spin out a story, he could plumb the depths and still make you laugh, you could listen to Frankie for hours, wheras the one liners Stewart, Tim Vine, Gary Delaney, Milton Jones are rib tickling for about 15 mins before it starts too pall, l don't know why but others have said the same they're great acts as long as they're not on too long, some kind of mental fatigue sets in after a short while.

[@lukeadv]

Yep, Frankie getting tickled by material outside the pattern.

[@grf15]

Quite a number of these are from his standup routines. Doesn't matter, I laugh every time.

[@coppulor6500]

my dad's schizophrenic.....he's good people. 🤣

[@TheIsaacLee]

That Rapport joke is fire!

[@sera2775]

Andy parsons realising he'll never be funny😂

[@adamedwards7520]

The only man on earth that can make Hugh and Frankie laugh

[@MervynPartin]

I've seen him live on stage- brilliant.

[@timtravasos2742]

He never fails!

[@kenbrownfield6584]

Brilliant jokes !

[@fergusof]

Stewart Francis used to be retired, but then .... Dammit, I can't do these jokes! Come back, Stewart!

[@johnledingham852]

Stewart Francis is a great comedian. Funny that.

[@DursunX]

i enjoy watching Frankie Boyle enjoying watching Stewart Francis 😂

[@MalcomCotterill]

I enjoyed reading about you enjoying watching Frankie Boyle enjoying watching Stewart Francis

[@biggusdickus5986]

​@@MalcomCotterill l enjoyed reading about you enjoying reading about him enjoying watching Frankie enjoying watching Stewart, who we were all enjoying. Enjoy.

[@Island_Lady]

Here it's is April 2024 and I've just now seen my first video of Jokes On Us. Of course I had to subscribe. I had never heard of Stewart Francis' but I'm a fan. He had my laughing hysterically. Sarah Millican is favorite female comedian and Jimmy Carr is also a favorite so I look forward to seeing their videos. Being in the US we don't hear much about the UK comedians so thanks for giving me the opportunity to hear them here. 😂 👍

[@itsmrmurraytoyou4924]

Check out frankie boyle 👌

[@batters4718]

Milton Jones for a clean one liner and Gary Delaney for some more crude

[@Island_Lady]

@@itsmrmurraytoyou4924 Thx for the suggestion. I will definitely look him up.

[@Island_Lady]

@@batters4718 Thank you for the suggestions. Laughter IS the best medicine so I will look them up. ☺️

[@ghomerhust]

@@batters4718 yes, excellent suggestions for one liners! milton did an Appolo that i saw once and it was absolutely NUTS

[@raysgr]

One of the best comedians

[@andrewjohnstone9931]

Yes Andy parsons wishing why he can’t be as good 😂

[@emgee44]

He’s very good with the quick one liners, another comedian that’s also good is Tim Vine.

[@biggusdickus5986]

And Gary Delaney

[@AlgisKemezys]

Excellent.Bravo for short and funny!

[@CoreyHunter]

Haven't heard many of these from him before. Thanks for uploading!

[@pm12321]

He's so good at one-liners 🤣👌👍👏❤️

[@nigelbrigstock19]

No swearing no f this f that. Brilliant

[@zouchmusic]

What do you mean by f?

[@grahambunton377]

Mock The Week has very few real comedians [ones that make you laugh] Stewart Francis is one of the best.

[@kennethmcdonough835]

I just noticed that the bald comedian never laughs or even smiles at Stewart's jokes. He actually looks at him with distain.

[@johnsammers]

Andy Parsons seems to only laugh at his own brand of humour...

[@BrianVincent-gz2dq]

Yes, Andy Parsons is famous for his total jealousy of Stewart.

[@joeyjamison5772]

I'm from the US and had a hard time understanding his humor at first, but after a while, he just Yanks me right in!

[@BrianVincent-gz2dq]

He's a Canadian for fucks sake! As a Brit, I just don't get how you yanks don't understand, or even acknowledge, your Canadian neighbours!!!!!!

[@acousticsoundz1985]

Unlike a lot of netflix "Specials" I laughed all the way through this 15 minute compilation. All the f*cking way.

[@graemefeeney2256]

I agree and I think it’s due to the majority of ‘comedians’ today tell long drawn out stories that we might relate to. They don’t have actual jokes or material.

[@KletoReese]

ME TOO!! 😂

[@kerrytodd3901]

I've had one line before , it made me laugh & i still do.

[@bestthinger]

At first I didn't believe my father stole from his job as a lollipop man, but all the signs were there 🤣🤣

[@rudolftrost3534]

Right up there with Milton Jones.

[@STEPHENATKINSON-u4b]

Fantastic. 😂😂😂

[@KletoReese]

LMFAO 😂 😂 😂 Brilliant!!!

[@adamreiss8446]

Has anyone else noticed that the only comedian that stands there stony faced and never reacts or shows the slightest bit of interest in other comedian´s jokes is Andy Parsons?

[@Vengeance1978]

Totally agree. He is just pissed off because people are funnier. Paul Merton is exactly the same on have I got news for you. Looks disinterested because he wants to be the funniest

[@aobdesigned3881]

@@Vengeance1978 That Hugh Dennis is a strange fish too, he also seems to display jealousy and try to 'hog' the mic / over stay his welcome / milk the applause, although did crack a smile a few times more than the others...

[@alexevansuk]

You're judging based on how you see people. Stop watching this stuff you bunch of fuckin Karens😊

[@AlienRacer-qh3hy]

Why should he 🤔? 👽

[@Vengeance1978]

@@AlienRacer-qh3hy hush now stupid boy

[@mvwmark8955]

“Mind schizophrenic dad took me to the park, i was 5, and he was ……, Mussolini!” 🤣🤣

[@karlparker4680]

That golden showers joke is an absolute god tier dad joke, hysterical

[@stephenspeer3123]

Hey, in the title, you used the possessive apostrophe correctly. Well done!

[@biggusdickus5986]

People often have a go at me over my bad grammar, but l just say " dont tell me tell my grandad she's his wife "

[@johnnieflashlite6740]

Awesome

[@fergmac1]

Killers! Top notch!

[@user-wh7sn1qp4u]

Brilliant!

[@Alan-ps3pb]

The guy is hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@ludovisian5063]

Bald guy looks eaten up with envy

[@rufusleaking3934]

To make franky boyle chuckle is impressive

[@dubyah8824]

Wow, Frankie Boyle really enjoyed that 2nd set!

[@user-xg4td3gg7e]

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

[@Lobo-g4k]

Seen that joke on a comedy channel

[@JesterPickering]

Beautiful 😂😂

[@IMWeira]

Groan!!❤❤

[@bigeyesbeautiful6890]

Over used

[@seldom_bucket]

I'd still like to hear the joke.. that is after the wooshing sound above my head disappears 😅

[@stevetaylor-yi5hh]

Very funny guy lmfao

[@kieranwelsh327]

To make frankie boyle laugh .. crazy

[@MartinDurden]

Stewart is tailor made for this type of show

[@billgordon6489]

I loved him on crackerjack 👍🏻

[@CEO786]

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work! ❤😂

[@Jc27uhh4h4h4]

he's like if Milton was not stoned

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

Classic.

[@robatalan]

Frankie Boyle loved his jokes 😅 that says a lot

[@laurenceforward7099]

I like my coffee how i like my women --- picked by migrant workers ....... this guy had me cracking up

[@AllenSmith-nw5gl]

Hugh Dennis comes a close second

[@BrianVincent-gz2dq]

Yes, Hugh is so underrated.

[@jeanniebell9493]

LOL, LOL, LOL !!!!

[@danielConifer]

I wanted to be a professional paper aeroplane pilot, but that went out the window

[@derycktrahair8108]

When one door closes... your flying hrs will go up..

[@rollforever85]

I’ve always wanted a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I can see myself doing.

[@Clearlight201]

It looks like Andy Parsons doesn't enjoy Stuart's humour at all.

[@russellprout723]

I dont ever see him laugh at the other comedians. Maybe he his thinking about his next line or joke

[@biggusdickus5986]

Hah, just said Andy didn't look like he was enjoying Stewart, Andy is a good comedien in his own right, l have to think he wouldnt be so obvious as to look bored with another professionals act as it would evince the kind of comment just made here, so lets give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was concentrating on his next line. 😂

[@Juvefan68]

He never laughs at anyone else wth

[@buffalo182]

Andy parsons is as funny as a speeding fine

[@jeffl.9633]

"I once applied for a job selling mirrors, but didn't get it. I was disappointed because that was a career in which I could really see myself."

[@nickwebb4537]

😂😂😂

[@christopherdavis4135]

On reflection, maybe it wasn't for you.

[@jeffl.9633]

@@christopherdavis4135 - "I've been completely broken up about it, but after seven long years, I think I can move on."

[@peterjeffery1854]

Stewart Garry Delaney Milton Jones and one other i cant remember his name at the moment (I HAVE HAD 2 STROKES) ARE THE TOP 1 LINERS FOR ME ooh its TIM VINE LOL

[@BrianVincent-gz2dq]

No Simon Evans ?

[@chrispartridge1118]

That Andy parsons never laughs at anybody’s else’s jokes except his own .and his jokes are the worst

[@SPDFRK]

It's his delivery that sells it. Watch it again, and then go tell the same jokes in the mirror. You can't do it.

[@DeadbeatGamer]

my bathroom wasn't big enough for the audience

[@BrianVincent-gz2dq]

Can someone PLEASE explain to me the "before I rock the microphone". Love this guy, but that joke (often repeated), just goes over my head. Thanks in advance.

[@dugan6056]

Parsons upstaged??

[@BrushEggleston]

Smart slick hilarious

[@paulgannon7749]

I found it interesting that he was aware of changing some of the words to fit the British audience's vocabulary.

[@donatobaonguis4315]

I heard the HongKong, Pingpong, DingDong joke from Jimmy Carr as well. I wonder who did the joke first?

[@BrianVincent-gz2dq]

Not sure, but we know which one did it better!

[@anthonymoody987]

comedy as is should be

[@teenastetic3681]

Your welcome a great Canadian export

[@billypollock6699]

Does Andy parson hates Canadians

[@alanaldpal950]

Funny that no one else gets picked

[@TheWayOutisThru]

My mate called me last night and said 'I think I have a bladder infection.' I said urine trouble.

[@MalcomCotterill]

Do the producers just ask the comedians what part of their act they want to perform then put up a category that matches it?

[@justatrailer7807]

I hate being Bipolar it's awesome !

[@MrHammoreds]

This is brilliant, so funny.....or is it pronounced "sew fanny"? The fact that material like this can still get posted without the predictable backlash against the very non-PC nature of some of Stewart's material is refreshing in one way, but also a reminder that the 'evolved' comedy that the likes of Joe Lycett champions isn't anything like as funny or clever - I dare say you just won't see material like this outside of a few venues.

[@alstuart8801]

Andy Parsons... the only person not laughing

[@Mark-sx3rf]

Hes furiously thinking of how to be funny.

[@simonscott1121]

Why does the bald guy always look so pissed off with him?

[@tombartram7384]

In cold weather firemen wear a beanie under their helmets. They look like a right bunch of two 'ats.

[@carpii]

he retired from comedy a few years ago, which is a shame because genuinely funny comics are few and far between

[@sampleoffers1978]

Gary Shandling's funny dude thank's youtube suggestion, cue the glad whistle outros

[@david_4739]

It's hard to tell if the other comedians don't get the joke, or are busy working out what they're going to say when its their turn, or are just gutted that they've got to follow that.

[@rainerseeger4195]

They have their jokes ready and rehearsed, the topics are pre arranged, and not random.

[@SAMOANSTALLION1]

😂

[@jonnywyatt5522]

Has Chris Addison learnt how to clap properly? Andy Parsons must be the most jealous and bitter 'comic' around

[@sarahcollin8442]

Really, try being with him for 7 years, taken to Spain ( where I rejuvenated a house with him) to be jilted at the alter with friends and family to witness.,.cooking and cleaning for:Fishermans Valley ' whilst working full time (For Zero Payment)..the list is endless...oh yeah,a real gentleman!!!!!!

[@BrianVincent-gz2dq]

Are you being serious with your comments?