41 years later and somehow "I can't believe The Stones are still doing it after all these years" is still a relevant setup.
@jamesmorgan8157 Жыл бұрын
I said the same thing
@jeffphakenewz8556 Жыл бұрын
Yep. Fred 'n Barn are still chillin'.
@jimisi7424 Жыл бұрын
Theres a stones and rubble joke there too waiting to be written
@baiaili8010 ай бұрын
that's really insane
@jboslim5 ай бұрын
Somehow I'm glad I'm 450 like for that 😂
@brigittecastrucci6541 Жыл бұрын
That small secret smile that Wright flashes when a joke lands well with the audience laughing loudly is just so sweet!
@smoothoperator7023 Жыл бұрын
That's a "i cant believe they actually laugh at this" smirk. 😒
@vito00900 Жыл бұрын
I saw him live using my allowance money in about 1984. Sat in the front row. He was so, so, happy when people laughed at his jokes he would turn his back so we couldn't see his beaming smile. LEGEND.
@sejrec56 Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna stay here permanently for a while
@DocJerky11 ай бұрын
Often copied, never replicated.
@shykittyfool11 ай бұрын
@MikeYork-bn1mt tttttrrrrr0000001l1
@laurie97088 ай бұрын
"I'm afraid of widths" -- underrated but total genius.
@lewisc2156 ай бұрын
never underrated.
@Daniel-oh1fn3 ай бұрын
@@laurie9708 understated I'd the operant word. That's , Stephens whole Act!
@williamclayton95662 күн бұрын
That's not even the whole joke - "I was feeling bored so I took a walk around the building - ON THE LEDGE. A lot of people are afraid of heights, not me, I'm afraid of widths."
@tomlapham553211 ай бұрын
When I was a firefighter I responded to a fire in an electrical panel in a condo. So we get there and it burned out, no fire, so I said we'll stand by for the city electrician. I go back out into the spare bedroom the panel was in and there was Steven Wright pics and memorabilia all over the walls. I said to the woman "Oh, big Steven Wright fan?" she said oh, well yes he's my nephew. I was stunned. I asked I gotta know, is this an act or is it real? she said oh, he is the sweetest man but no, it's how he is. He is so much fun around the holiday dinner table!
@buddhavskungfu7 ай бұрын
uncle steve at thanksgiving would be a riot!
@JeroenTel4 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing that story !
@rador97453 ай бұрын
When I started reading your story, I thought it was a Stephen Wright joke. I was looking for the punchline😂. Anyway, I made a joke up out of your setup: I used to be a firefighter. One day we got a call about a fire from a lady who worked as a clairvoyant. We got there but there was no fire. She said, well it hasn’t happened yet. So we waited.
@andrewbennett60892 ай бұрын
@@rador9745that’s funny 😂
@LeoWhalen19332 ай бұрын
Tom are you from Burlington?
@mikev4755 Жыл бұрын
My favorite is "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
@anton194910 ай бұрын
Or put a humidifier and a de humidifier in a room and let them fight it out.
@vonkruel24 күн бұрын
@@anton1949 or, in a job interview ask your prospective employer: if you were going the speed of light in your car, and you turned on your headlights, would anything happen? Don't know? Forget it, then, I don't wanna work here anymore.
@MarcMartino8 ай бұрын
"I bought powdered water....I don't know what to add to it." Is still my all time fav of his.
@wilpow46784 ай бұрын
i remember getting into it with a math teacher in school over what i thought was an odd number....
@IFStravinsky3 ай бұрын
When I was doing standup years ago, I also did a joke about instant water, but it wasn't half as good. That's why he's a star and I'm working at IKEA.
@rocknral Жыл бұрын
I think it's great that so many people find him hilarious. It makes their day.
@JACK-wh6jl11 ай бұрын
RIGHT-ON !, No one knows what's -next !, always very-cool to see him !😝😝😝😝😝😝😇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@edwardsmith43534 ай бұрын
but not you? :p
@angellacanfora Жыл бұрын
It’s stunning how fresh his material still is.
@Triple_J.1 Жыл бұрын
Nobody dare plagiarize. Too obvious, and too stupid for any other comic to attempt.
@Mistertudball Жыл бұрын
There is no other comedian I know of who is anything like Steven, which is amazing after all these years. His own brand.
@siriuzbiz Жыл бұрын
yeah man, he's one of a kind, always has me Rollin
@adammiller2518 Жыл бұрын
I completely agree. The only modern comedian who I find anything like him is Demetri Martin. A different brand, but I very much enjoy each of them for what they do. Geniuses.
@siriuzbiz Жыл бұрын
@@2000jago George Carlin was one of my all time favorites too
@Mick-Dempsey Жыл бұрын
Mitch Hedberg had a similar essence,both unique of course but there’s something there that always reminded me of each of them.
@seaborndan Жыл бұрын
Anthony Jeselnik shares Steven Wright to be one of his favorites. Somewhat similar style, but darker.
@berkeleybernie Жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorite comedians. One of a kind. Brilliant.
@georgestroud8507 Жыл бұрын
Steven wright has one of the greatest sense of humor I’ve ever heard. If I haven’t seen him in years it still feels like it’s the first time.
@FistandFootMartialArts Жыл бұрын
FYI He's released a book recently.
@scottlangevin7714 Жыл бұрын
mitch hedberg has a similar humor type
@Turco949 Жыл бұрын
You are right, I have never heard of him before but when I watched him the first time, it really felt like it was the first time.
@stevenkovler5133 Жыл бұрын
@@scottlangevin7714had , sadly Mitch took his own life ! 😢
@JACK-wh6jl11 ай бұрын
RIGHT-ON !!🤜🏻🤛🏻
@Flavum Жыл бұрын
I've never heard a lot of this material - it's wonderful. False teeth with braces?! Priceless.
@grokeffer6226 Жыл бұрын
Steven Wright is one of my favorite comedians. I seem to recall seeing this episode when it first aired.
@lilybond6485 Жыл бұрын
You know what - my memory is shot - but I clearly remember watching this and the first time he was on JC the week prior.
@mrreemann373910 ай бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg, and Steven Wright are the kings of one-liners❤😂
@Benjammin121010 ай бұрын
Those are the best guys to do it.
@erldagerl982610 ай бұрын
Henny Youngman predates (and influenced) them all.
@dawoool8 ай бұрын
@@erldagerl9826 Take my wife, please!
@AB-sw4kb8 ай бұрын
Idk who the "best" is, but I know my personal favorite is Mitch
@box25196 ай бұрын
You can say that again and will still be true .
@markschildberg1667 Жыл бұрын
Once I made instant coffee in a microwave and I almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
@mitchelll3879 Жыл бұрын
Not funny
@Oleg_K. Жыл бұрын
@@mitchelll3879You obviously never made instant coffee in a microwave.
@rocknewtonfilsterwilly7364 Жыл бұрын
The one that always stayed with me was the toy subway set he got for Christmas.
@AE5X Жыл бұрын
"I bought a decaffeinated coffee table."
@Oleg_K. Жыл бұрын
"I once bought powdered water. I didn't know what to add."
@DæmonV86 Жыл бұрын
Johnny Carson was the master of late night
@janorhypercleats10 ай бұрын
Late night talk shows today arent nearly as good as Carson show!! Todays shows are corporate sound bites. This weeks new TV star and that's about all! They don't have original people like Stephen Wright
@carlacook51815 ай бұрын
One night when I was pregnant with my second child, I heard voices from downstairs, my husband was on a business trip so I knew it wasn’t him, I sneaked downstairs to find our two year old sitting on the couch( in his footie pajamas with his little toes pointed at the ceiling, I asked him what he was doing and in his sweet little voice he sighed and said “I’m just watching Mr. Carson” when Johnny died, Levi called me and sadly said “Momma, our Mr. Carson died” this still makes me misty eyed. We loved Johnny Carson and would sometimes watch it together when we couldn’t sleep, there will never again be an entertainer like him.
@Daniel-oh1fn4 ай бұрын
Steven Colbert s monologue just get better and better. Specially impressions of pols and others in the news
@Daniel-oh1fn4 ай бұрын
@@janorhypercleatsI get enough laugh time with Steven Colbert monologue
@jhetgrabis61372 ай бұрын
who was the slave?
@laurieloughran699 Жыл бұрын
Always appreciated the humor of Steven Wright. Dry & hysterical 😅
@luvastandardbred8270 Жыл бұрын
"I have a map of the United States. Its actual size." There will never be another comedian like him
@nascarsteve Жыл бұрын
someone asked me where I live, I said, "E5"
@Laura_RN_AZ11 ай бұрын
The legend says "one mile equals one mile"
@kmdcompelelct9 ай бұрын
Him and Sam Kinison had the some of the most unique styles.
@johns75308 ай бұрын
@@kmdcompelelct I'd add Mitch Hedberg to that. If anybody was vaguely similar to Wright, it was Mitch.
@stormyweather99175 ай бұрын
I spent last summer folding it up.
@frankstidham1439 Жыл бұрын
Steven Wright's a unique one-of-a-kind creative comedian. Johnny really enjoyed having him on the Tonight Show.
@kevinmcdonald951 Жыл бұрын
wrong.
@alt777-in9lw10 ай бұрын
@@kevinmcdonald951 Yes, you are.
@skiphoffenflaven80049 ай бұрын
Yep, old news.
@skiphoffenflaven80049 ай бұрын
@@kevinmcdonald951🎳
@skiphoffenflaven80049 ай бұрын
@@kevinmcdonald951😂
@MustBeJoKin65 Жыл бұрын
This segment alone is better than the entirety of Jimmy Fallon’s tenure.
@txcatlady Жыл бұрын
Well , my friend, well said
@cc1k43511 ай бұрын
Jimmy is definitely for a different generation and time.
@sejrec5611 ай бұрын
@@cc1k435 yeah but when ?
@ChefZee196411 ай бұрын
Agreed 💯
@deanpd34027 ай бұрын
@@cc1k435 Perhaps a generation of head hunters who haven't eaten for a few days...
@nathelondon3719 Жыл бұрын
The greatest cerebral comic of all time.
@UncSmokey11 ай бұрын
Literally sold this man a suit the other day and had no idea! Wonderful man outside of the media aswell!
@sneakerfacevids44111 ай бұрын
I figuratively sold him a suit one time…
@UncSmokey11 ай бұрын
@@sneakerfacevids441 he came in today and last Wednesday even talked about his Joe Rogan appearance believe me or don’t I don’t have to prove myself to a stranger 😂
@TheRackits10 ай бұрын
I don't think he was questioning you.
@UncSmokey10 ай бұрын
@@TheRackits yea reading it a few days after I realized it but either way have a good night man!!
@TheLochs10 ай бұрын
In MA?
@petesamuelson997810 ай бұрын
Seen Steven Wright in Vegas, really funny show! One of the greats.
@davidelliott30193 ай бұрын
One of the most original comedians ever! I saw him live in Boise, Idaho, in 1999 or about--HILLARIOUS performance 90 minutes without a break!
@lesterross1 Жыл бұрын
The Gary Larson of comedy.
@ravenlit11 ай бұрын
Apt.
@sblagg5276 күн бұрын
That is a GREAT comparison!
@jerseyforhawks Жыл бұрын
Two classics; Steven and Johnnie.❤
@zambachoo Жыл бұрын
“I’ll stay here permanently for a while.”
@igorschmidlapp6987 Жыл бұрын
Steven Wright... like a weird George Carlin with his "observational" humor. I've always loved it...
@zekelucente9702 Жыл бұрын
“I lived in an apartment that had a light switch that didn’t seem to work anything, but out of habit I would flip it on or off every time I would enter or leave the apartment. Then one day I got a letter from a woman in East Germany that said “quit it”. That’s effen funny!
@TheLochs Жыл бұрын
He started a whole new genre of comedy. True genius. I met him at the Gap in Harvard square when I was going to college. He set off the alarm, lol.. True story.
@giorgiopalmas79349 ай бұрын
"I get treatments from a voodoo acupuncturist. I don't even have to go to his office."
@skaizun Жыл бұрын
Loved the "Stones after all these years" line! More ironic that it's true 40 years after this episode!!!
@MrBMXTOTHEMAX Жыл бұрын
After he appeared on the Tonight show.... Johnny asked him to come back the next week !!!! That is rare !!!!!
@Mrvictorfernandes Жыл бұрын
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you... Why are all the letters of the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?... I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met... One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, 'Didn’t you see the stop sign?' I said, 'Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read.'... My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted." - Steven Wright.
@bikerrider4845 Жыл бұрын
I bought a new coffee table, I got the decaffeinated style.
@Zer0fuks Жыл бұрын
@@bikerrider4845 i bought a decaffeinated coffee table this morning, it looks just like a regular coffee table, you can't even tell the difference.
@jlrva3864 Жыл бұрын
I called information, and I asked, "Hello, Information? Where are my socks?" She said, "They're behind the couch.", and they were.
@matthewdubay1180 Жыл бұрын
Is this where everyone retypes their favorite steven wright jokes?
@TWOhype23 Жыл бұрын
I told my wife that I’m going for a walk. She said “how long are you going to be gone?” I said “for the whole time”.
@Liveeventman Жыл бұрын
I witnessed his comedic charm at the Magic Castle in Hollywood. He is brilliant, no two ways about that.
@sgs1313 Жыл бұрын
you're lucky, by the time I got there, he disappeared
@hunter999888 Жыл бұрын
The fact that in the 80s shows how far his mind was and how he knew a way better wavelength of funny than what was around then. Steven is amazing
@gsesquire3441 Жыл бұрын
So many people copied his style its not even funny.
@michaelg.golden7327 Жыл бұрын
Love it when he has the outrageous ideas that crack me up . Couldn't stop laughing.
@PaulMAruba1111 ай бұрын
"I put a Sunroof in my ceiling, my upstairs neighbor is pissed." 😂
@DWilliam1 Жыл бұрын
Grew up watching this guy. Timeless…
@joeylawn36111 Жыл бұрын
One of the biggest laughs Steven Wright got on one show he did was "My High School Colors were Clear"
@HeadoftheSeniorClass Жыл бұрын
Some comics were right for their moment, like Mr. Wright! He is/was an original, the mark of a true artist.
@jhetgrabis61372 ай бұрын
where is the mark?
@HeadoftheSeniorClassАй бұрын
@@jhetgrabis6137, ha!
@EF-fc4du2 ай бұрын
Very few comedians ever hit the scene with something so completely unique as Steven Wright.
@dkelban Жыл бұрын
Thanks. Absolutely hysterical.
@trainliker100 Жыл бұрын
One of the comedians on America's Got Talent had a quip that was VERY much in Steven Wright's style. "I went to the supermarket and a sign on the door said, 'No Food or Drinks Inside.' So, I didn't go in."
@rpblank676810 ай бұрын
I wanted to go hunting. I was driving along and saw a road sign, "State Park bear left." So I went back home.
@karenleemallonee684 Жыл бұрын
For some reason, I found him so much more entertaining now than I did back in the day...that was some funny stuff!!! 😆
@abdonelectric957 Жыл бұрын
dont know how comedians can remember every joke and save each one until needed
@DouglasBrooker10 ай бұрын
His HBO special is unforgettable. Opens the fridge where he has a box of dehydrated water. On the box it says, "Just add water."
@georgeavant314 Жыл бұрын
That’s the best opener I’ve ever heard
@hxcadillac Жыл бұрын
If you enjoy his stand-up, you'll probably get a kick out of Steven Wright's new book "Harold". It's every bit as unmoored and bizarre as his one-liners: 250-ish pages of thoughts running through the head of a seven-year-old kid sitting through a day of school. Really fun read.
@henrytawnn8694 Жыл бұрын
I wasn't aware he had a book. I was just thinking it's been a while since I heard from Steven and wanted to watch a stand up special or something, then clicked on this video. I might need to check that out. Thanks for the recommendation.
@bobnoblesjr.465 Жыл бұрын
"If you're traveling at the speed of light in a spaceship and you turn on the headlights, what happens?" - Steven Write
@redmed109 ай бұрын
Einstein wrote that one.
@larryb6715 Жыл бұрын
The best comedian in a long time.
@kirk196810 ай бұрын
"My neighbor has a circular driveway. He can't get out."
@Barefoot433 Жыл бұрын
He does have his own style, and he is funny. I think he's the original inspiration for so many who came later, like BobCat. etc. that last sentenc he played Johnny for making that conflictory statement, like "Yeah, I'm gonna stay here permanently... for a while....>". Very good.
@zp944 Жыл бұрын
Simpler times my friend, simpler times
@raydar26308 ай бұрын
I used to work for a company that sold fire hydrants. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
@FZMello8 ай бұрын
"When I die, I'm going to leave my body to Science Fiction."
@hepcat-bob Жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think he sort of resembles John McEnroe?
@warrenbutterfield42086 ай бұрын
Steven .....He's far funnier and so is his tennis game.
@mikerich65054 ай бұрын
Put a headband on him...possibly😂😂
@papamarty6480Ай бұрын
No
@matt30247 ай бұрын
He was way underrated!
@bravinneff793211 ай бұрын
I got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
@deirdremacdougall8415 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic ! Miss this show watched it as a teen with Dad when comedy was so the best and they hosts.
@ItsJustMe185 Жыл бұрын
Never thought I would find someone with such a similar sense of humor as myself steven is absolutley hilarious
@bobcreature2127 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely, me and you and Steven Wright are some of the funniest people on earth, no doubt!
@JohnDrummondPhoto11 ай бұрын
"One time I stuck my car keys in my building's front door by mistake, and the building started up. So I drove it around for a while. I was yelling at people to get out of my driveway. A cop pulled me over. He asked, where do you live. I said, right here."
@denisebacher5040 Жыл бұрын
I met him! He was flying out to NYC on the same plane as my mom. This was pre 9-11 so you could go out to the gates. So I see him and I was SO excited! I grabbed an AmEx application and walked up to him and said “Excuse me, Mr Wright, could I have your autograph? Please.” He seemed surprised I recognized him and/or I wanted his autograph. I told him how much I love his comedy and we talked for a bit. Then he asked if I was flying to NYC and I told him I wasn’t and he tried to convince me to buy a ticket. Offered to buy me one. But I told him I couldn’t as I had work the next day ( it was true, I was a nurse). So he wrote on the application ( which he raised an eyebrow ) “To Denise who broke my heart! Stay beautiful! Love, Steven Wright. He was so funny when talked. Not like the way he was talking to Johnny. Just every day wit. My only claim to fame and o wouldn’t trade it for anything.
@garygray82263 ай бұрын
good for you! what a nice memory to have!
@pacerdawn5512 Жыл бұрын
He was so not ready to be called over by Johnny, that's awesome.
@james1795 Жыл бұрын
"so not"??
@Royalpaininbum Жыл бұрын
I don't think johnny was ready for him. Imagine saying you met your 3yo girlfriend in toys r us nowadays.
@bryede Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it obviously wasn't so easy to stay in character.
@trysometruth Жыл бұрын
@@james1795 OMG like you're so not aware of that pattern of speech.
@james1795 Жыл бұрын
@@trysometruth. Immature.
@davidelliott30193 ай бұрын
Classical dry comedy genius! I love this guy! It takes a little bit of a brain to understand him
@spacemissing Жыл бұрын
Describing Steven Wright as "unique" would be a gross understatement.
@markl2322 Жыл бұрын
Steve could hit you with humor that was coming from an area that nobody had any idea where it was coming from. This man had the ability to hit my funny bone from a trajectory that was way beyond the normal. He was a comic sniper that was able to kill from a distance, and location that was not locate-able by normal means. And I didn't mind being a target. Steve is an amazing magician, comic, and classic clown.
@M1978-p8j Жыл бұрын
So original. Heard Bill Burrs podcast recently with S Wright as his guest. So good!!
@dj-flights7376 Жыл бұрын
"My girlfriend's eyes are a little too close together. I call her AC. Almost Cyclops". - Steven Wright
@au30149 ай бұрын
"Circus tent" and "bizzare airline" and "speed limit" jokes were the best
@reinbronsgeest37775 ай бұрын
“I played poker last night with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died!” 😂😂
@TheShredtastic Жыл бұрын
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
@markwatson-vk2lhАй бұрын
One of his best lines was 'I grew up on the median strip of the highway...It was pretty cool but when you left your house you had to be going 55 miles an hour.'
@johns75308 ай бұрын
I saw Steven a few year ago. His material is so unique, like most comedians make some sort of commentary making fun of things in life that are stupid or annoying. Steven made up weird stuff that was totally creative and bizarre, and so funny b/c of how unexpected and strange his stuff was. Brilliant. A truly gifted mind that makes him completely unforgettable.
@LC35T11 ай бұрын
"Last year for my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them battle it out." A true comedic genius lol
@924Greg8 ай бұрын
When people ask George Washington for ID, he hands over a quarter.
@nunyanunya4147 Жыл бұрын
i used too like Steven Wright. i still do. but i used to also. ((edited for declamatory. thanks for the dyslexic helping buddy!
@jonathanharootunian297 Жыл бұрын
Well played,!
@toddtyoung6 ай бұрын
👊🏼
@simonmarner80796 ай бұрын
Haiku.
@declamatory4 ай бұрын
*too
@garygray82263 ай бұрын
thank you Mitch!
@Lord_Volkner6 ай бұрын
The first time I heard Steve, I laughed so hard that my stomach muscles were sore the next day.
@woody36916 ай бұрын
Could they still swim?
@Lord_Volkner5 ай бұрын
@@woody3691 No, they could never swim.
@LuisRivera-tt2ub Жыл бұрын
Wow the Stones are still doing it 🤣
@oldschoolhawking8191 Жыл бұрын
Steven Wright: If Rodney Dangerfield and Larry Fine had a love child.😮
@plev10 Жыл бұрын
Steven blew Johnny's and the country's mind so much in his first appearance kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniqqoSEgrV3oc0 that they brought him back the next week. Never happened before or since. He's one of a kind. And his book "Harold" that just came out is absolutely brilliant. Thanks for posting this appearance. More please!
@jasminespencer3992 Жыл бұрын
This is that second appearance a week later correct?
@plev10 Жыл бұрын
I believe so. In Bill Burr's recent interview of Steven (Bill is appropriately a big fan), he talks about how after his first appearance the booker wanted to talk to him about the show. Steven thought he wanted to discuss his performance but instead he asked him to come back on next week. Steven said "I only have 15 minutes and I will have used up 10 of them." The booker said "I guess you're just going to have to write more." 😀
@PBTophie Жыл бұрын
I just saw this in an interview on Conan's podcast, so I came to look at those two appearances. The bit in this video was three months after his debut on August 6, 1982. So it's not his second appearance, if he was invited back six days after his original introduction.
@sejrec5611 ай бұрын
I had forgotten he’d written a book, I will most definitely pick it up, but I might even buy it.
@richardjames194610 ай бұрын
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
@Bapuji42 Жыл бұрын
Without Steven Wright there would have been no Mitch Hedburg.
@WillStephensArt2 ай бұрын
And without Hedberg no Theo Von
@David-k9w4u Жыл бұрын
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Steven Wright
@johnalderman9899 Жыл бұрын
I have always laughed when I hear him.
@hizaleus6 ай бұрын
This is the first video of Stephen Wright that I have seen that had all different material
@EricWarren Жыл бұрын
Wonderful stuff. I saw him at the Universal (now Gibson) Ampitheater in LA in the 80s. Very funny. Also, have been re-watching the sitcom "Mad About You" and he was great on that.
@Bobcagon Жыл бұрын
It would deny Steve’s persona if he laughed at his own jokes. His smiles give him away. Compared to today’s comedians he is still on top.
@Dana-wq5tp Жыл бұрын
I hear you. I can't think of a single comic today that I find funny. Thousands of them and one's more lame than the next.
@sejrec5611 ай бұрын
@@Dana-wq5tp although Bill Burr in his younger days before all the F bombs was extremely funny.
@evhbombastic Жыл бұрын
OMG! Fred and Barney, so hilarious! I just spit milk all over my phone!
@johnreno3855 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👏👏👏👏👏
@mrreemann373910 ай бұрын
If you're traveling in a car at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what will happen? If you don't know I don't want to work for you.😂
@skylinerunner16953 ай бұрын
'Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time'
@dherz108 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@TitaniumDude Жыл бұрын
He was so perfect for radio.
@FEBEAULIEU4 ай бұрын
First time I’ve seen him smile!
@micksee93666 ай бұрын
I love how he just echo's Carson at the end "I'm going to stay here permanently...for a while"...
@robertschelly7 ай бұрын
I saw a restaurant, the sign said, "Breakfast Anytime" so I went in and ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
@flappycelery Жыл бұрын
SO F-ing brilliant. Wonder what he's up to now-days.
@plev10 Жыл бұрын
He just came out with Harold, a brilliant stream of consciousness book that takes place inside a 7-year-old boy's head. For even more enjoyment get the audiobook, which Steven reads himself in his inimitable voice. 🤓
@pronemanoldbutyoung5548 Жыл бұрын
Wonderful
@ChefZee196411 ай бұрын
“I often look up at the sky to get a satellite picture.”