Comedian Vs. Conspiracy Theorist - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

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[@zaramacho1]

Geoffrey working the Berlin crowd is gonna be tits!

[@pnwesty7174]

"No one's solved for 'D' before..." 😂

[@Looshington]

God damn that last joke is gonna be so good

[@delamomanny]

Fantasy Congress bit has potential 😂

[@danicacassidy1672]

Hell yeah that sounds like a good time

[@TheSpaceMomma]

That’s took me tf out. That’s genius

[@lordfarquaad6189]

I think he is saying that Jesse Ventura signed a non compete, they fired him as soon as possible or had him do nothing, so that he couldn't go on any other show.

[@geegurl25]

I think what he’s saying is he is Jesse Ventura and he approves of his message.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

I realize that now haha

[@gbpg2016]

Dude sounded like him too. Does Jesse have a brother hiding out in MN going to comedy clubs?

[@VitaKet]

Glad you could put in 1 sentence what that guy couldnt in 5 minutes of talking.

[@tonehergs3193]

Tough crowd tough crowd. I can feel it lol.

[@kimjongyummy3562]

Just off sound I'm 98% sure that actually was Jesse wtfffff lmaooo

[@aliciamadden7589]

5:40 that is one healthy cackle

[@slavkodesik855]

I can listen to your crowd work for hours man, always cracks me up 😂

[@RemingtonMK]

Geoffrey: Leave it to German moms to be like, "we've seen skinnier". Me: haha oh German moms must be strict.... Me: ...OHHHHH WAIT, LOL. Took me a sec to get the joke but that was a good one lmao

[@anothervanmeter]

He sounds an awful lot like Ventura and seems to be an expert on the dude...

[@itskyyuuuu]

Just watched your special. Some absolute killer lines in there man. Harry Potter teaching us to not date Asians had me dying. So good. And Jesus being space Jam Jesus for scientologists. Pure fuckin gold.

[@legalmarketingtips]

Can't wait to see this Alpha in London!

[@jeffparisse4202]

I bought tickets for your May 3rd Hollywood Comedy Special as soon as the email arrived… I’m with you every step of the way!

[@victorrockwood]

Bro your comedy is Gold i see you taking off like savros and Gillis you guys are the best comedians of our generation. Would be awesome if you did a special!

[@jmc1387]

That was another really good one

[@ewlincueto]

Bro come to Yonkers , they have a Comedy Club. Would love to see you here.

[@rogerpatton2242]

We've seen skinnier..😅😅😅

[@jokermtb]

Need a free shower joke to follow that up with

[@MLandPRO77]

Gotdang, it's hard work being stoo-stoo-stuped. lol

[@quinn3334]

funniest man on earth

[@smwmusic_]

You know, Keith, I'm really hard right now.

[@Outrjs]

Your team is based on where, in the first year, you were born and who won the Superbowl. There are no Vikings fans.

[@crobinsontamu]

🔥🔥🔥

[@vkurtisw]

Damn i really wanted to here why rfk. Other then being the greatest environmental lawyer ever

[@joshkeeton9616]

If these are the highlights, I can’t imagine the lowlights.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Thank you Josh

[@dsleeperhold]

you know what he meant by that.

[@Littleneddygtw]

Geoff works hard and rapid fires jokes. I respect that

[@Blortoblorto]

I mean yeah the liberals took Jesse out but in the context of undermining him as governor by aligning with the republicans against him. I lived through it in mn

[@fakshen1973]

The guy in the audience sounded like Ted Nugent with the battery wearing out.

[@pwrhr]

Gotta skip a few meals a week to impress her

[@mladyisthename]

Oh lord..

[@alexanderheathen2628]

Your tinder bio isn't complete. 155 lbs at what height?

[@SeeStuDo]

Is Geoffrey still hard? Inquiring minds need to know.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Yes

[@SeeStuDo]

@@GeoffreyAsmus That's our boy. 🥲

[@nirradical]

3:48 goddamnit Keith, just when Geoffrey is about to start what would unquestionably be some riveting RFK discussion you gotta ruin the entire vibe. Geoffrey we need to hear more of your musings on RFK, he's our only hope for the love of god. Please and thank you #kennedy24

[@1JohnnyConnor]

RFK Jr. 2024

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Yessir

[@gbpg2016]

I couldn’t imagine having to listen to him talk for 4 years.

[@1JohnnyConnor]

@@gbpg2016 I bet there are many things you couldn't imagine. Bot

[@SqueejMac23]

Venture lookalike might have had some facts but he couldn't articulate for spit. Get back to comedy lol

[@jawharp9467]

First!