When he said " his wife beater is expired " I was done !
@thatmdguy4557 Жыл бұрын
Its supposed to have the ripples in it but its smooth 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lamontcain7286Ай бұрын
That shit took me out 😂😂😂
@whyanubis284827 күн бұрын
Loose like a basketball jersey lmao I can't do it. 😂
@WillieR3 Жыл бұрын
“Why is he answering his own door.” It’s so small of a line to this crowd but it was rich because kids that young think like that! Brilliant storytelling! 😂😂😂
@djunkleeli301 Жыл бұрын
Man! It’s so many clever small jokes in here that seemed to miss a lot of people 😂😂😂
@WillieR3 Жыл бұрын
@@djunkleeli301 indeed!
@jubeivey227 Жыл бұрын
He was 23 remember 😅😅
@robins.9700 Жыл бұрын
yeah i died. "He ain't got no parents..." 🤣🤣
@misterpalmer10 ай бұрын
"He ain't got no parents!" killed me.
@AshliCashli Жыл бұрын
Pulling the grass out her hair 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 CP is literally one of one. Periodt. 🐐
@sielas755114 күн бұрын
“Either $250 or my son need to see me in em” was a criminally underrated joke lmao
@erv.7663 Жыл бұрын
This stage setup hard af
@misterpalmer10 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. I like that sh't.
@phace1836 Жыл бұрын
Let's go CP. Consistency at it's best.
@Darrell-Hunt Жыл бұрын
Bro you building the most loyal fan base in comedy take your time rev
@ComedianCP Жыл бұрын
I agree! And I love them 👀👀👀
@dkmrap1 Жыл бұрын
Been wanting to see you win since roast me season 3
@amandamiller6220 Жыл бұрын
True I'm a fan fan... and I was at the taping in Atlanta absolutely amazing 💜👀👀👀💜
@LiqiudTV Жыл бұрын
That’s a stretch 😒
@Darrell-Hunt Жыл бұрын
@@LiqiudTV most of us been here since sht Detroit niggas say / Reggie bo That’s like 10 years of loyalty no Netflix special
@marri3822 Жыл бұрын
“Very much bigger than us”
@mobe1kanobe Жыл бұрын
"HE WAS VERY OLD" lmao
@shelceyhampton5253 Жыл бұрын
Very much lol
@terrenceduarte5348Ай бұрын
@@shelceyhampton5253 Too much even
@OaklandMind Жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at "omg he ain't got no parents 😳" !!! LMAOOO 10:10 - 10:17
@ProfitPower13 Жыл бұрын
One of the greatest in the game. 😂 👀
@IVLoui Жыл бұрын
One of the FUNNIEST FOLKS IN THE WORLD‼️
@Delta-Noir Жыл бұрын
This is the only artist I wish there was more content of! I could watch/listen to this fool all day 😂😂😂
@ComedianCP Жыл бұрын
It’s coming! This was 5 or 6 years ago
@Delta-Noir Жыл бұрын
@@ComedianCP yea that make sense because yo hair long as hell now so this must’ve been a while ago
@finusmelvin3 күн бұрын
Catch him on Cancel court. Funny af.
@tiffanyp7670 Жыл бұрын
And you just stood there and let him slam her. Poor grandma😂
@jayalexander929 Жыл бұрын
At least he took the grass out of her hair n gave her wig back lol
@StoneyLover93 Жыл бұрын
@@jayalexander929 right 🤣
@tiffanyp7670 Жыл бұрын
@@jayalexander929 🤣🤣🤣
@ComedianCP Жыл бұрын
It was a story that was acted out. I’m from Detroit we would’ve slid differently. I was never bullied lol just a story to tell for this show.
@lavallebarlow2324 Жыл бұрын
@@ComedianCP😂 They still have Sweetwater Wings in Detroit?
@brit-ta-ni Жыл бұрын
CP is such a naturally great storyteller. Hilarious
@keepupwiththejones1759 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I laughed the entire 13 minutes ive been following cp for a long time but this my 1st time seeing this
@ralphjeudy6519 Жыл бұрын
same here I try to find all his content, killed this to.
@tnt2324Ай бұрын
It’s a year later and I just finished watching this. I thought, how did I not see this before??? Turned the phone and saw I already liked it, probably from a year ago lol. Laughed like it was my first time cuz to me it was 😂
@junglebdu837027 күн бұрын
“It was never about the people”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
@MegaBoost105 Жыл бұрын
I love how they miss the subtle nuances of some of your jokes. 😂😂😂😂😂 I catch them all. "I'm with her" should have got a greater reaction. "Either $250 or my son need to see me in them" 😂😂😂😂 "it was never about the people"
@southsidesmoove Жыл бұрын
My son need to see me in em was funny af
@lavallebarlow2324 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@BusyB07 Жыл бұрын
Can you please explain the $250, and the "it was never about the people". I don't get those
@talknheadz Жыл бұрын
@@BusyB07250 for the abortion or if not I’ll go ahead and get the jordans so now my son that we didn’t abort will see me in them. Not about the people so he can’t justify him not slamming him,, dodo really liked slamming people , therefore he doesn’t need people to know
@MrRealTalk10 ай бұрын
"Ooh my god, he doesn't have any parents" fuccin hilarious bruh 😂
@Reneesaidit Жыл бұрын
OMG my face hurts from laughing so much!! 🤣🤣🤣
@doralburnett9886 Жыл бұрын
He slammed the dog😂😂
@ikedogg423827 күн бұрын
Why the dog name not on the list? 😂😂😂 That last walk off line had me.
@NomadicRoyals Жыл бұрын
This looks like “this is not happening” type of set for sure. Funny as hell.
@terrenceduarte5348Ай бұрын
True, i thought so too ! Fire storytelling either way
@iamteamyouАй бұрын
Literal Tears…OMFG!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@coreythompson4439 Жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian of all time
@jibrilbuilder2668 Жыл бұрын
😳 How you tryna play it 😂😂😂😂
@allenreed427715 күн бұрын
I love comedy, CP is next up. He is definitely one of the next generation up-and-coming. Plus he versatile you gonna do a super clean show or he can go get down and dirty.
@NevBasketball Жыл бұрын
The fact that your videos don't have 1m+ views is crazy. I'm a fan.
@ComedianCP Жыл бұрын
Don’t even need a million I appreciate your view!
@rockyvirgo Жыл бұрын
The replay value on this is crazy.
@danawilliams6657 Жыл бұрын
I just discovered CP! He’s brilliant, beautiful, witty and funny as hell! Going to be following him wherever I can find him! There should be a Netflix special for CP!🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽❤️💕💖💝❤️💕
@itbrilikethat Жыл бұрын
Hands down my FAVORITE comedian
@ComedianCP Жыл бұрын
💯🫡
@djfairyaries Жыл бұрын
yes, these the laughs I needed, right on time
@edgarflores5569 Жыл бұрын
I looked like a weirdo laughing my butt off. I love this kind of storytelling!! Great bit Man!
@Paydaydre14602 ай бұрын
I’m never gonna forget about ddm this was great story telling 😂😂😂😂
@jordansampson45223 ай бұрын
I don't know how many times I watched this session but him slamming the dog always gets me
@yaboikd1007 ай бұрын
When he said it’s only 2 people left on the list..& one died!! He said Doodoo Mike said he still want to get him!!🔥🔥😂😂
@NaajiRahmbah Жыл бұрын
Comedic genius story telling
@stephenwilliams4553 Жыл бұрын
Me and the dog face to face. This the nigga i told you to bite 😂😂😂
@Erik_DJАй бұрын
When i heard the dog get slammed i fucking lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!
@youtubeviewer2338 Жыл бұрын
We needed this I'm all the way in Springfield Illinois hard to travel to where good shows at but this man funny fr thanks for the upload of the free laughs
@alexanderscott608615 күн бұрын
Bark he done slammed the dog😂😂😂😂😂
@mla4186 Жыл бұрын
Had Reggie Bo been there started trembling and said " Do Do Mike how much you weigh ?" 😆😆 it been all over
@LegendaryHoneySapphire Жыл бұрын
Not the spider a BBW 😭 but retiring from recess & slamming the dog & granny is wild 😂😂😂😂 you’re funny asf
@johnsondante2587 Жыл бұрын
He had me rolling the build up was amazing. You are becoming a great that old school energy is in you. Keep it up
@ScarPodStudioАй бұрын
you remind me of sinbad , great storytelling brother
@MR.Rexx101 Жыл бұрын
CP everywhere dawg, I love it! 🔥🌟
@caddupree896 Жыл бұрын
God bless u CP. I've been watching u since reggie. It is so wonderful to see u in this space at this time of your life. Onward and upward Oh sorry it was mad funny I laughed till tears came out of my eyes.
@TheDwightMamba Жыл бұрын
CP is my favorite from Roast Me. His confidence and wit are built for success in stand up.
@SuaveK07 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious Nupe. Bravo 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@Koojoe89 Жыл бұрын
Damn Skippy that's a great set!
@desireeholloway3353 Жыл бұрын
“NOT MY BABY DADDY!” F**king hilarious! 🤣
@clewis48268 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@mohammedelbahar9024 Жыл бұрын
I wish you all the success CP. You killed it 🔥🔥
@Darrell-Hunt Жыл бұрын
I just go up there and make up the joke as I go 😂
@inspiredphoenix4001 Жыл бұрын
CP that was phenomenal!!!!😂😂😂😂
@desoneydiggs454112 күн бұрын
My dude funny as hell😂😂..22 in the 5th..
@Lorenzow33 Жыл бұрын
This story was so funny my stomach and throat hurt from laughing. 😂😂😂😂
@ricardobethel9439 Жыл бұрын
All I want to know is when this guy is coming to Tampa. I gotta see this man in person
@misterpalmer10 ай бұрын
I don't know how the hell I've never seen this clip! A high-quality set at usual!!! Salute to you Nupie! 👌🏿
@ybtinktown6 ай бұрын
There’s a Doo Doo Mike in every neighborhood 😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
@kitashawillis118 Жыл бұрын
WHAT UP, DOE? Sending that 313 Hometown LOVE STR8 FROM THE "D", DETROIT!!! MUCH LOVE, BRO!! WESTSIDE, BRIGHTMORE
@WinstonCorneilius4 ай бұрын
Out of all the young comics, CP is going to be around for a long time!😂😂 he’s my favorite young comic
@enigasampson54310 ай бұрын
Bro you then came such a long way🥹 my uncle introduced me to you when I was in middle school. You had just came out with what Detroit Niggas Say and that one video of you on the news. Truly an inspiration and legend in the city ❤
@kingkamera5610 Жыл бұрын
CP keeps getting better and better
@mynameissusie611 Жыл бұрын
I seriously haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. My nose is running! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JJ0360 Жыл бұрын
A wifebeater that was loose like a baseball jersey is ridiculous 😂😂😂
@joshhawkins7706 Жыл бұрын
CP on the road to GOAT status
@samtipton9402 Жыл бұрын
CP a nut😂😂😂😂
@sgtsayz8636 Жыл бұрын
That boy was a menace 😂😂😂 soon as he answered his own door, I would have just left
@amjbeatz7 күн бұрын
Best comedian of this era
@everythingtech2983Ай бұрын
"Grandma you don't want nun o this"
@AntoineTolbertt Жыл бұрын
Perfect 👌
@abrahambeltran Жыл бұрын
Dog I swear you’re one of my favorites in the game right now, bro! The stand-up, every AllDef appearance….Detroiters…rooting for your continued success, my brother!! ✊😁
@slymadagoat Жыл бұрын
This was fucking hilarious!
@hazenhenry Жыл бұрын
That was too dope… couldn’t stop watching/listening🙌🏾🙌🏾
@Mtanica Жыл бұрын
CP is so hilarious. Each time i watch this I pick up on something funnier.
@CEEBrown Жыл бұрын
Found out about CP on Roast Me and have been fan of his since. This was golden! 😂😂😂
@tnttrucking7003 Жыл бұрын
Intro and outro is 🔥 🔥 🔥
@wonderruss7201 Жыл бұрын
I was tickled 😂🤭 great set ❤ had to share it with my friends 😅
@everettcarson147311 күн бұрын
This guy is a serial killer, back to back .
@bighouse7931 Жыл бұрын
Crunch! Lol
@letashaluxuries5661 Жыл бұрын
😂😂Dog is not obedient to you…grandma got it too 😂😂
@dannynextup5986 Жыл бұрын
One of the hardest I laughed in yearssss the dog said a nigga slammed us 😂
@smokesumreefahtv4502 Жыл бұрын
Perfection
@nicolegraham628 Жыл бұрын
This guy is simply hilarious
@PapiGrande1 Жыл бұрын
Bro it’s 5am I am fuckin dying laughing
@SteffReacts Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO NOT THE DOG TOO!
@toobeaucoup5252 Жыл бұрын
Bro this was so funny it hurt
@jaycapcom2 Жыл бұрын
"ima pound" lol great set
@ameerashford3483 Жыл бұрын
Bro you so locked I’m proud of you watched you from the beginning ima inspiring comedy tryna get somewhere advice ?
@marri3822 Жыл бұрын
How thee hell you tell these jokes without laughing even a little?
@ComedianCP Жыл бұрын
Not even my real comedy. I DEFINITELY be laughing at my real shit while I’m telling it often lol
@zelbarlow119 Жыл бұрын
You getting better and better bro
@ComedianCP Жыл бұрын
This was 5 years ago lol but ok
@ninjachannel00710 ай бұрын
This dude had me completely enraptured in this nonsensical story lmao
@HiphopPushpromo Жыл бұрын
Hilarious i laughed all the way through. You got talent for real. A lot of comedians ain't funny nowadays. You rocked it bruh!
@jermainefloyd6558 Жыл бұрын
Great set 😂 Funny throughout well tied together
@jermainefloyd6558 Жыл бұрын
I just thought you could roast 😮
@ComedianCP Жыл бұрын
I do quite a few things. Look me up
@kaputjazaun480627 күн бұрын
I subscribed at "this nigga an avenger"😂😂😂😂
@latecoming701211 күн бұрын
Tears are a trophy here. 🏆
@phlintify Жыл бұрын
Oh no, not the dog and the mumu-wearing grandma! 🤣🤣🤣
@krissifadwa Жыл бұрын
10:07 "OMG he ain't got no parents!" HAHAHAHA
@claysoggyfries Жыл бұрын
Damn bro he’s a really good comedian and he can easily hold his own on Roast Me
@dr.b7754 Жыл бұрын
Man I love CP. I watch any show this cat is on. He may be Detroit's last hope lol.